The ending of how cartman says the word bitch and the whole line “you can end up like that splattered b i t c h down on the pavement” is soo funny. Cartman a hero in this episode
@@tannerthepanman9202 the point is that their of course would be a different standard depending on the situation not wether it is or isn't morally incorrect
@@yoyu8641 I know they are held to different standards. Which is why i said that doesnt justify the double standard. Its about consistency, either both are equally bad or they arent at all. Instead of creating a double standard. The original commenter also understands the standard he mentions it in his comment, so i see your comment under his post as a little redundant (including our interaction as well) considering he knows that.
I think the funniest part about this is the fact that Cartman was, and for solely hall monitoring reasons, the most helpful person to Kyle this episod.
@@doom5895 just like 2 week unending lockdown to flat the curve ends us other country that does not do the same having preety much close result anyway but without much economic repucursion. now we stuck with more authoritarian gov
Eric Cartman here is more about Law & Order but if they gave him the authority in one of his normal moods (little demon) he would have been trying to take down almost everyone
One of the greatest SP episodes. Absolute work of genius. “Damn it, where were all these sexed up teachers when I was a kid” is so fucking hilarious 😂😂
Love that anytime cartman obtains power in his own way, he will always abuse it and others with said power. However whenever he is handed it he is by the books and extremely dedicated.
I love how this episode showcases the double standard of underage male abuse /statutory rape being seen as not a big deal if the adult women is attractive. It's so disturbing but also a really funny and insightful episode of south park.
@@s0cratic511 Unfortunately this too is p-e-d-o logic. I was in a black men's conference once. There were about 800 people in attendance. The subject of the early sexualization of black boys came up. Nearly every hand in the room was raised. Everyone I know or have met over the years all have had their first sexual experience/s at the hands of an older female or adult female that was either a family member or a friend of the family. I was 9. This crime only gives victimhood status to girls.
Best thing about this is that the reaction the police had was 100% accurate to how people react when a male child is abused by grown ass women. Literally look at any article where they mention little boy students being abused by their female teachers and you'll see tons of comments saying that its no big deal
It really isn't that bad. I was abused when I was 6 by a woman. I was absolutely terrified, but honestly, it was warm, and not that bad. My child mind completely blocked it out, but after about 9 years after having the same recurring dream I eventually figured it out, and the dreams finally stopped. I am not saying what she did was right, I am not saying that it is ok for women to do that, but in comparison to a male, it really is not that bad. Man on boy, Man on girl. Both are much much much worse, because they are sticking something inside of you which is likely far too large for your tiny child body, it will not feel good, and it will leave you feeling much much much more violated.
@@jacobotstot2021 I don’t know if this is meant to be sarcastic but it is a big deal - or at least it should be. This is a grown adult taking advantage of a child. Gender shouldn’t dictate if it’s a big deal.
The “no one cares of it’s a female teacher” thing is so true it hurts. But that’s just most of South Park, making fun of the ridiculous. Edit: “Don’t read replies it’s all cringe”
the world is full of simps... even court rooms, they'll allow a woman to have custody of their child unless there is strong proof that they're dangerous
When I was a little boy, my Dad always told me to report any sexual abuse committed against me immediately. Unless it was an attractive woman under 35…
My dad always told me to report sexual crimes if it happened to me too. He even added "if you do get pregnant, make him think its his and then he will have to pay you" 😃
Dang dude I’m sorry your dad told you that :( sexual assault is serious, and sadly men being sexually assaulted is often taken more lightly then women being sexually assaulted.
They cut out him being talked out of it by Kyle who provided some adult wisdom about waiting to ruin your life by getting into a serious relationship until you've lived a litte.
@@vladtc2732 they used to love to bash on him at every turn they could get, but in the end truth prevails, I do feel bad for Mel though having to carry that burden for so many years from Hollyweird
He was doing the right thing but it was in the wrong ways and it was for the wrong reasons, but the sheer fact that so few people do the right thing at all in these situations meant we were all still able to root for Cartman anyways.
I love it when Cartman accidentally does the right thing.
Some say he’s bad but with the right power he can do some good he is a necessary evil respect his authoritah
“AcCiDeNtAlLy“
Nice
Ikr
@Prasanna Raj Obviously yeah
The whole “nice” is fucking perfect
holy shit wtf this popped off
I know that is my favorite part just "nice"
Same XD
@@Rick_SanchezZZZ the fuck
@@Rick_SanchezZZZ ja herr
@@Rick_SanchezZZZ Sprichst du Deutsch?
Ike is the definition of a player. He legit played his teacher into jumping off a building. GOAT strategy right there, folks.
Ike is also… an SA victim! 😃
@@alejandromonteroborbon5696 Oh yeah! 😃
Scammer gets scammed
@@alejandromonteroborbon5696 Nice.
@@alejandromonteroborbon5696South African victim? I thought he was canadian
The ending of how cartman says the word bitch and the whole line “you can end up like that splattered b i t c h down on the pavement” is soo funny. Cartman a hero in this episode
Best darn hall monitor there ever was.
are you 5 years old perchance
The way the police handled it is painfully realistic
My sister and her friend were watching it in the dining room, during dinner, and I was like:
"OH HELL NO! FUCK THIS SHIT, I’M OUT!"
cap
@@Rick_SanchezZZZ yes all the time
@@Rick_SanchezZZZ i know
Sadly
Arguably most messed up joke South Park has ever made, but also a valid commentary on double standards when it comes to sex
Well men and women are different so they will be treated different in specific situations.
@@yoyu8641 Doesnt justify it regardless.
Yo Yu Still messed up though
@@tannerthepanman9202 the point is that their of course would be a different standard depending on the situation not wether it is or isn't morally incorrect
@@yoyu8641 I know they are held to different standards. Which is why i said that doesnt justify the double standard. Its about consistency, either both are equally bad or they arent at all. Instead of creating a double standard. The original commenter also understands the standard he mentions it in his comment, so i see your comment under his post as a little redundant (including our interaction as well) considering he knows that.
“Ike made a no no.” WHY DOES THIS LINE GET ME SO BAD!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
I thought he said Nino
Literally the least funniest line in history. Are you okay?
because it does
@@b_tierdoodleL
because he made a no no
I think the funniest part about this is the fact that Cartman was, and for solely hall monitoring reasons, the most helpful person to Kyle this episod.
Ike's just like
°____°
Same amount of likes ayyy in same amount of time
😐
He was only 2😐
You don’t know how much I love this comment
@@wallewalker6611 yeah I don't know why you do
I love how Cartman just accidently created and solved a serious problem
@@Rick_SanchezZZZ except government never fixed anything
@@Rick_SanchezZZZ beat me by three months 😂
@@doom5895 just like 2 week unending lockdown to flat the curve ends us other country that does not do the same having preety much close result anyway but without much economic repucursion. now we stuck with more authoritarian gov
Just like Japan
All for a damn hall pass 😂
„She‘s using the Mel Gibson defense“
Fucking comedy gold right there. 💀💀💀
the way ike is looks like he's always staring into our souls
Creepy little MF
Forget a teacher sleeping with a toddler, who in their right mind would give ERIC CARTMAN any form of power.
Respect ma authorit-ay
People who obviously respect his authority
Eric Cartman here is more about Law & Order but if they gave him the authority in one of his normal moods (little demon) he would have been trying to take down almost everyone
Officer Barbrady
Yeah, that last part is just chaos
This is possibly the stupidest thing to ever happen on South Park
Who thought it was a good idea to give Cartman the job of a hall monitor?
Alphabetical reasons
Well it somehow worked
He somehow did a really good job
@@Rick_SanchezZZZ Feelings so great, it's been booted off CZcams. niceee
Well he was a police for a day lol RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!
"the crime is she isnt doing it with me" very good and funny
One of the greatest SP episodes. Absolute work of genius. “Damn it, where were all these sexed up teachers when I was a kid” is so fucking hilarious 😂😂
"WHATS HIS NAME?!"
"No its a woman"
"Nice"
"Nice"
In spanish they say "rico" JSKSNDNDNDMF
Yes Rico, kaboom.
Nice
@@lanaquq2389 rico
Even here? I thought you were just anime stuff
The most f'd up part of this is every time Ike speaks you realize the gravity of the situation
Yeah haha
Especially since he’s about 2
@@finch6078 wait how’s he in kindergarten then? Don’t you have to be around 5-6 years old?
@@foreverzhaoliying2779 oh
heh... gravity of the situation... 6:27
3:48 Principal: you're having a relationship with this student?
Cartman: Yes. DURING CLASS TIME WITHOUT A HALL PASS!!
WHAT CAN I SAY THEY DIDNT HAVE A HALL PASS!!!!
Love that anytime cartman obtains power in his own way, he will always abuse it and others with said power. However whenever he is handed it he is by the books and extremely dedicated.
I love how this episode showcases the double standard of underage male abuse /statutory rape being seen as not a big deal if the adult women is attractive. It's so disturbing but also a really funny and insightful episode of south park.
South Park is ALWAYS a mirror on current events and society! With a ton of humor
@@bobbybobby3070 So true I love their sketch on corvid and Trump can't wait till they do Biden too =')
how is it abuse if the dude likes it?
@@CriminalIntent89 Because he is an underage child that doesn't understand how sex works.
@@Chris-hw6vu does he feel abused though? btw nice underaged anime avatar...hmm
Ike’s literally 4
Yeah. This episode is about how teachers get away with sexually abusing their students, who are literally children.
nicee
Niceee
Nice
Nice
the nice running gag kills me everytime
I love how Ike just casually walk away as mrs stevenson falls to her death
Satisfaction hearing the splat when she's turned into pedo-pizza
"Dammit where are all the sexed up teachers when I was a kid". That made me chuckle.
Cliffhanger The policemen are always a good laugh
Ya...made me ask the same question
I feel his pain lol
It's true though. All my teachers were 30+ y/o and married but teens nowadays get 23-25 y/o college girls to teach them.
you dont want go down that road
This unironically does say a lot about our society
Yes. Such as we live in one
Prime society in a nutshell
For real
nice...
Nice
I love the way Ike say his teacher name in a cute way
Yup 😊
5:42 “it’s okay I’m a hallway monitor” XD
“Dammit where were all these sexed up teachers when I was a kid.”
Quote of the week.
We all can relate bruh 😂
Well Ben let's hope you don't catch a std because the last kid I knew caught it from a teacher.
@@jester_of_MADNESS loose women have stds
And accurate lmao
Seriously like come on I want some teacher puh.
Ike ain’t a simp
The teacher that is
I mean he kinda is considering he wrote those notes in the first place.
I'm confused. Ike from South Park, or Ike from Smash ultimate?
@@simpforFEike not Fire Emblem. I'm talking about Super Smash Bros ultimate
@@charlesweeks6993 how are you confused over this when you’re literally on a South Park video??? Of course we mean Ike from South Park. 🙄
It genuinely scares me that this is how a adult can manipulate a child so easily.
THE FACE is in every thumbnail
Gotta love how Cartman is only mad because she didn’t have a hall pass lmao.
Yup
Brugh
I just made this 1k likes
Disrespected his Authoritah
Gotta love how this got 2k + likes and 5 reply’s ez
Wow this is disgusting, she is sleeping with a canadian.
truly the most horrific act one can make
One can not describe how i can say racist in that canadian term but your racist
:(
@@jonathanreyes6373 what
@@vvs_theheart1119 idk
in preschool i drew stuff like that, i thought being married was being friends
These thumbnails are horrifying yet pure gold.
Love how the show points out real world problems while still being entertaining.
czcams.com/users/shortssZncwqbABO0?feature=share 👍👍👍👍👍👍
@@weirddd469 XD
So true. Victimhood is not a luxury given to boys unless they are violated by men.
@@dwighthayes4738 oh and the “you’re so mature for your age”…
@@s0cratic511 Unfortunately this too is p-e-d-o logic. I was in a black men's conference once. There were about 800 people in attendance. The subject of the early sexualization of black boys came up. Nearly every hand in the room was raised. Everyone I know or have met over the years all have had their first sexual experience/s at the hands of an older female or adult female that was either a family member or a friend of the family. I was 9. This crime only gives victimhood status to girls.
The police portrayals are just too accurate
Niceeee
For sure
Nice
That's why I love this show
The sad thing is that it's true
“Ike made a no no” LMAO PLEASE YOU MADE MORE THAN A NO NO IKE
This show is fucking hilarious
amen
South Park is the only show that can talk about a subject like this and not only make jokes but be serious at the same time.
Honestly, this is a really serious situation
Fr
@@duncan_kyle if the show was so bad then why do you watch?
@@Treeeee2008 i'm literally agreeing with Jarod saying this show is really clever
@@duncan_kyle deffinitely brilliant satire. Especially the adults didnt take it seriously just because the teacher is a hot chick.
Whenever you truly think about this problem, it really is messed up 😭💀
That fast talking grows on me
Put it to 0.75
they added speed
Mr. Mackey sounds normal
slow it down to .75x and its normal
put it on .75
teacher: Ike, you’re so mature...
ike: “ike did a no no”
Nice
Lolllllllllll.
@@thefish1152 now it has 731
One of my favorite parts!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ike is a man of culture he made a YOYO(You’re On Your Own)
Our world of double standards.
Cleverly portrayed.
So true.
I laughed so fucking hard when she jumped off the roof while Ike faked her out.
Ike’s like “Fuck that! she’s too crazy!”
Ike ain't a simp 😂😂
ikr he was like fuck that im staying alive
I knew Ike was going to fake her out. I would have done the same. Nice while it lasted
Cross up of the decade
"There are no girl pedophiles."
"believe all women, BELIEVE ALL WOMEN"
BELIEVE!!!!!!
I think i found something
It's more common now
There are now and it’s not pretty
Cartman might be the best hall monitor of all time
After having the praying “ IKE MADE NO NO👹”
Best thing about this is that the reaction the police had was 100% accurate to how people react when a male child is abused by grown ass women. Literally look at any article where they mention little boy students being abused by their female teachers and you'll see tons of comments saying that its no big deal
It’s not just gender based there is also race and class based bias too and it’s really widespread.
Because it is not a big deal)
nice
It really isn't that bad. I was abused when I was 6 by a woman. I was absolutely terrified, but honestly, it was warm, and not that bad. My child mind completely blocked it out, but after about 9 years after having the same recurring dream I eventually figured it out, and the dreams finally stopped. I am not saying what she did was right, I am not saying that it is ok for women to do that, but in comparison to a male, it really is not that bad. Man on boy, Man on girl. Both are much much much worse, because they are sticking something inside of you which is likely far too large for your tiny child body, it will not feel good, and it will leave you feeling much much much more violated.
@@jacobotstot2021 I don’t know if this is meant to be sarcastic but it is a big deal - or at least it should be. This is a grown adult taking advantage of a child. Gender shouldn’t dictate if it’s a big deal.
My favorite part was Ike faking his teacher out and not really jumping off the building
Legend
Yaaaaay
Ikeee
Betrayal, you lost the lead
That was stone cold
"NICE" 😂
First time seeing Kyle hugging ike^^
“Ike made a Nono”
Yes you did, Ike.
Eh, he'll be fine.
What's in fact a Nono?? Hilarious anyway 😂😏
@@Anthony-V-Music what does a nono mean?
@@fabri1314 no no, like bad thing. Not really fucked up, expect maybe the fact that Ike knew what he did was wrong even though he's a toddler
@@kylejonas3875 oooor, he just shit the sheets UwU
“yes, during class time, without a hall pass” 💀💀💀
Lol
Lol
💀🤣😟🤣
Lol
@Fahim yeah hes not playing
I love when Cartman was doing his video inside of a car. The guy was like, "Hey kid! Get out of there!" 😄😄😄
Ike is savage bro💀
“ But shes a women…….but she’s hot…..she’s a hot victim.” - Randy Marsh 😂
Seriously, the way south park shows how people are sometimes is scarily accurate and upsetting.
Yeah, people without hall passes disgust me too.
@@s4mcote ikr
Police when it’s a guy: “Oh my god!! We’ll arrest him right away.
Police when it’s a girl: *”eh whatever”*
your telling me i remember my hall monitor in elementary caught me walking the halls without a pass, ended up with a black eye
@@robertgray1811 you mean they arrest her… for not going out with them
I like South Park because it’s my favorite, my favorite but I like it. Good job and I really like this episode.
i knew he wouldnt jump😆🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kyle: *tries to care for his little brother and his safety*
Everyone: I sleep
Ike: I sleep *WITH A TEACHER*
BruhLegacy • 7 years ago
Everyone: N I C E
The moral of the story is Ike wins.
@@StarbitzTheSpookyClown this may be one of the dumbest things I've read in a yt comment
They're just a bunch of simps
It’s nice to see brothers hug each other. Kyle is one considerate and compassionate brother.
I wished my brother played Kick the Baby
Kick the Baby
@@mee091000 don’t kick the baby
don’t kick the goddamn baby
Later: kick the baby
Hell nah, Ike got that unspoken rizz 💀
Apart from Randy episodes (which are always hilarious) this is a great one .
I would like to take a moment to appreciate how concerned Kyle is for his little brother
Kyle is my favorite
Ok Jew.
Both Stan and Kyle are like real ones.
And Ike isn't even his biological brother
@@BrowniesByTheLake exactly
"No I'm serious, I shot both of them and they weren't doing NOTHIN!"
That hasn’t aged well
Nice
@@raptordoniv6779 aged perfectly
@@raptordoniv6779 yes it has
@@raptordoniv6779 Considering police brutality isn't a new thing it hasn't aged at all.
Oh my goodness Cartman is everything!
“Damn it where were these sexed up teachers when I was a kid” 5:15 💀🤣
The “no one cares of it’s a female teacher” thing is so true it hurts. But that’s just most of South Park, making fun of the ridiculous.
Edit: “Don’t read replies it’s all cringe”
Anything can be passed as long as it is a women
@@jadenjones3559 even fucking war crimes in multiple countries
@@russkipaloski Yep
the world is full of simps... even court rooms, they'll allow a woman to have custody of their child unless there is strong proof that they're dangerous
@John truth lmfao!
“We need to track this boy down, and give him the most luckiest boy in America medal right away” 🤣
". . . . Nice!" *Agreeful Nod*
Facts
Nice
Nice
Nice
5:57 I died when Cartman said this😂😂😂😂
5:15 Yo that part had me cracking up. XD
“Ms. Stevenson is having a Relationship with a student.”
Eric: I sleep
“Without a hall pass”
Eric: *REAL SHIT*
Love this meme template
Lmfao
I like how u copied another comment on this video and got more likes than he did.
I mean he kind of did great at it. A little bit excessive sure but at least he kept those halls clean
#alwayshaveurhallpass
When I was a little boy, my Dad always told me to report any sexual abuse committed against me immediately. Unless it was an attractive woman under 35…
My dad always told me to report sexual crimes if it happened to me too. He even added "if you do get pregnant, make him think its his and then he will have to pay you" 😃
Dang dude I’m sorry your dad told you that :( sexual assault is serious, and sadly men being sexually assaulted is often taken more lightly then women being sexually assaulted.
but if you are a little boy that is weird no matter what like what does a pretty woman want with a little boy?
Niiiice
“You’re a victim.”
Damn... IKE IS TRIPPIN BRU😂😂
Ike has fizz. He's a rizzard.
is NO ONE gonna talk about when ike literally acted out jumping on the building and went back as if nothing happened lmaoo
They cut out him being talked out of it by Kyle who provided some adult wisdom about waiting to ruin your life by getting into a serious relationship until you've lived a litte.
@@tybarnes895 ruin your life with relationships? South Park is not nice
@@logeyperogi1805 better sign that prenup
•____•
That was always my favorite moment of the ep
The Mel Gibson defense
Chris Heryla yup
Nowadays we could use the term "Amber Heard defense".
Can't believe these idiots would rip on Mel.
Pls explain
@@Remspamton You wouldn't understand 🙂
5:31 is now my wallpaper ❤
The way she jumped off is so funny to me😂
This episode was great
It was
Underrated
No it was “Niccee”
@@Rebelsociety13 Nicee
There is no love in this World Only Pain And Darkness
“She’s using a Mel Gibson defense”
Aka...
*She's DRUNK*
.
I fucking died when he said that
That moment when you realize Mel Gibson was right all along.
@@vladtc2732 they used to love to bash on him at every turn they could get, but in the end truth prevails, I do feel bad for Mel though having to carry that burden for so many years from Hollyweird
Wow I most be the most uneducated person in the world for me not to know about the Mel Gibson case
I can’t get over Ike’s ire at the dinner table from the high chair. Rewind…rewind…rewind…
"She...didn't make it."
- some doctor
“Ike, let’s jump off this building together so we can love each other forever in the afterlife.”
Ike: B I T C H
Nah Ike really said jit is tripping right now
@@ieatzglitterz Ike said sike!
"SIKE, BITCH!"
@tahoe twilight
?
@tahoe twilight They probably do they're just confused how its misogynistic
its weird how eric was the hero while abusing his power😂😂😂😂
Antihero to be exact
He was doing the right thing but it was in the wrong ways and it was for the wrong reasons, but the sheer fact that so few people do the right thing at all in these situations meant we were all still able to root for Cartman anyways.
nice
@@thesuperiorkitten nice 😬
Like Huey Long
“Ike? 😢” *splats on the pavement*
Sums up the hypocrisy!
“YOU GOTTA CRUSH ON UR TEACHER BRUH KEEP IT OUTTA MY HALLWAY go with Christ”
Nice
Nice
@@Aenygma_ nice
no its brah
Your goin with Christ
"Have you ever meet Ikes kindergarten teacher."
Ike:"So you've chosen death."
Ike: bro wrf
When I was Ike’s age I definitely still would’ve gone scuba diving in that shit!
Kinda reminds me of the relationships I had with some of my teachers as a teen.but didn't no it was bad back then
@@giantking6744 I envy you
quite literally
" We need to track this boy down....and give him the Luckiest Boy in America Award!"😂😂😂
THE HALLWAY MONITOR 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🥶
I love how Eric using his hall monitor privilege outside the school
EDIT : ty guys for 4k likes and subscribing
Thats because hes
THE DAWG THE BIG BAD DAWG
@@Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE He has the Authorita
Im ur 200th like lolz
like in spongbab!
Just like Spongebob 😂
"Kyle's brother sleeps with his teacher"
4 million people: *N i c e*
nice
Noice
Nice
@@rick1646 ...Rico.
X) nice
Kyle is a good brother☺️❤
The Mel Gibson Defense kills me
I love how ike didn't even do anything to stop her he just let her fall
Didn't even watch just walked away lol
Ike was like “Fuck that noise, she and I haven’t even been together for a month and I’m still young”
That’s the joke
@@Me-wx1mt I know I was just saying I love it
@@jacewithmace9849 ok.
*understandable, have a great day*
Teacher: “We can only be together in eternity!”
Ike: “Say sike right now”
Say Ike
@@eggsandbananas4983 lol
S-ike
666 wow nice
it do be that way