Unlikely things to hear at Christmas time | Mock the Week - BBC
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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer đ bbc.in/iPlayer-Home The performers suggest things to hear at Christmas time in Scenes We'd Like to See.
Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
Dara O Briain, Chris Addison, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis, Josh Widdicombe, Stewart Francis and Milton Jones examine the events of the week.
Mock the Week | Series 12 Christmas Special | BBC
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0:39 -- What Dara says: "Keep it festive!"
What the comedians hear: "Try to get as dark, depressing, and/or gross as you can without triggering the wrath of the production team and/or the BBC." đ
xDDD
2:45
"I know you don't like the fairy,but he's our sons boyfriend and he makes him happy"
And God Bless them, every one.
i don't see the difference
"Well, the evening's not been wasted."
+Skeletor Baggins I've met dumb actors. I've met musicians who you can say 'Hi" to, and they're stuck for an answer. I've never met a dumb stand-up comedian. Miles Jupp is just further evidence.
Skeletor Baggins That's so clever đ
almostfm n
@@almostfm youve met tesco cashiers n thats about it
@@tiarnan76 I'm sorry you think that everyone has lead a pathetic life as you.
"santa that isn't the sack i wanted emptying " lmfao
He's out of control ;p
I don't get it
future witch You will one day
africabytoto Itâs to do with human ejaculation.I really hope that youâre of the age where you know what that is or else Iâve stolen your childhood innocence.đšđ
@@mckenzie-grayeevans5876 buzz buzz buzz
Andy Parsons channeling the spirit of Frankie Boyle
100 percent agreed. that was him at his worst ive seen i think
Andy gets so much hate, but he's a damn fine comic.
Or just the real truth of the liberal...
YellowCerberus18 What hate is that?
His finest hour on the show...
the poisonous berries one cracked me up. it was simply the use of the name matthew that made it so funny
It was just so quintessentially middle class =P
Adding the question "Where's Matthew?" Gives the joke a whole nother dimension. I cried!
My name is Matthew
@@matthewiles5714 congratulations
As a Matthew I approve đđ
"Just what I wanted! A Sean Walsh DVD!"
Remind me, which one was Sean Walsh?
@@kylestubbs8867 The youngish one with long blonde hair
and then Sean Walsh himself starts dying of laughter at that dig
The Sean Walsh joke went over my head. Someone please explain to me.
@@stephenmurphy2212 he's basically saying that people rarely ever buy Sean Walsh DVDs for Christmas
"And what did you get, Frankie Boyle?"
"An excellent Andy Parsons costume."
"The ginger kid survived" hahahahahahaha
rukhsarahmed Iâm ginger and that was really funny đđđđ
@@hannahmcgahan8920 yep same
Could you pls explain the joke, mate ?
Bhuvraj Singh Sandhu well you see, the ginger kid survived
Shaun Hayes ahh
The fact that people despise gingers, is that it ?
I think your paraphrasing helped me hehe
They did this one before. Frankie did the best
"Yes its just what I wanted, Princess Diana scalextric"
SevenAndThreeQuaterPlams I didn't get that joke
+Conor Fleming princess diana died in a car crash
"I went to Africa last year... they do know its christmas" ffs xD
What?
I'm just a confused person in general, but I didn't understand this
^^ the bandaid song âdo they know its christmasâ
@@annag1740 Don't know how famous it is outside the UK but here theres a really famous charity christmas song which was done in the 80s called 'do they know its Christmas'
XD
Andy Parsons completely stole this.
I got Sean Walsh a present this year, a resignation letter signed by Josh Widdecombe
***** Yes but he was good here.
Jupp's you really shouldn't have were great too xD
Yep and sadly went too far for beeb this was his last show
He nailed it 100%
"Where's Matthew" đ
@YT-IVVY Miles Jupp
I'm heređââïž
"C'mon down, Granny" - worth a like for that alone đ
"Out of control, he's absolutely out of control." hahaha
The look on Andy's face at 2:44 really sells it for me. I can't stop laughing staring at his dead serious expression.
andy really needs to do more jokes like this
Parson and Hugh carry this show now. But I've lost interest without Frankie. We need a savage comedian on this show.
+KeybladeWielderXV and now Parson is gone.
What?! When did this happen?!
This newest series. The only regular in series 15 is Hugh Dennis.
Captain Rupertikjakmos somebodyâs triggered I see
Andy should be like this in all episodes.
He killed me with the "Where's Matthew" part đ
I'm here đââïž
"I went to Africa last year. They do know it's Christmas"
That one got me really hard
Aside from the mum joke
"That one got me really hard"? Didn't realise you got your rocks off with comedy...
The Dragonsnort Channel I donât get that joke.
@@yusufpatel6774 It's a knock on the song "Do They Know it's Christmas", which I believe was meant to raise funds to help out people in Africa.
@@thedragonsnortchannel2609 Okay then. You learn something new everyday.
1:04 - In George Michael's defence..........the very next day he gave it away!đ
He sold it on at a higher price
next time hes going to give to someone "special"
Andy Parsons was on full troll mode this episode đ
Josh Widdicombe's first joke, XD Hilarious stuff.
And the next replies from the other comedians was priceless.
even better knowing it came after the Crimewatch Scenes when Seann took the piss for Josh messing up one of his jokes over and over
I laughed way harder than I should have at Andy Parsons' jokes!!
"santa that was not the sack i wanted emptying" my sides!! i could not stop laughing! XDD
Andy was on fire!
So was Anne Frank
@@Gussyboy06 and the fireplace
Miles Jupp is a quick-witted fucker. Underrated in my opinion
"The Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day, and then his heart exploded, killing him."
"Santa, that wasn't the sack that I wanted empty..."
*DIED*
I absolutely love how hard Seann laughs at Josh's joke about him xD
I love the way Seann can take a joke!
âWell, the eveningâs not been wasted.â
Great opener from Josh and Miles Jupps following it up with that timing was sublime in the opener and Andy Parsons was probably the best I have seen him here.
I hear people deriding one liner humour quite often but I really do find Milton Jones hilarious. Heâs the king of one liners in my opinion.
Hahaha, Parsons levelling up.
Glad Andy kept Frankie's spirit alive on the show for a little longer XD
Andy Parsons is on fire! đđ
Andy Parson said that joke with no flinch I love itđđ
Andy slayed in this round XD
Andy obviously going all out there to win the Frankie Boyle Memorial Award For Most Wince-Inducing Joke...
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. Ladies and gentlemen, the NSA Employee of the Year, Santa Claus!
Possibly the best Unlikely Things To Here at Christmas yet! Can't wait for next year's one.
to hear?
White Knight Productions Ah right, thanks. Sorry for the typo. XD
Holy crap, I had been avoiding this one. Now I'm not sure if I was terribly right or terribly wrong to think that. They were totally unchained on this one.
Best line up for mock the week: Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Ed Byrne - Dara O'briain - Andy Parsons, James Acaster, Josh Widdicombe.
Gabriel Haynes I'd get rid of Widdicombe and throw either Gary Delaney or Milton Jones instead. But definitely not Russell Howard.
Swap Ed Byrne out for Gary Delaney and that's a star studded line up
Anyone would be better than James Acaster, up to and including an empty chair. He can't speak and his jokes are as funny as a chilli sauce enema.
Ade Lucas Heâs hilarious. Just because you canât understand good humour.
@@adelucas4824 He has a very different kind of humour, it's a nice mix up
I think this is the most that I've heard the performers laugh at each other's jokes. They were having too much fun. So was I!
Santa, that wasn't the sack I wanted emptying.
I did not get it
@@nanyabiznus4738 if you still don't get it. He means his ball shack
Well, Andy's becoming the next Frankie Boyle..
Praise the lord it is a christmas miracle XD
Even up to the point of leaving the show...
JokerInTraining1 Yeah a funny version of him.
"He's out of control."
yeah, he left too
Andy Parsons is out of control :O
He's turrible. I always tell him to shut up when he's on.
Speedy Gonzalez Really?! The guy is hilarious :')
I don't laugh to many of his jokes. Hugh Dennis I've thought was one of the funniest there. I still think his Siamese skipping rope joke is a killer.
+Speedy Gonzalez j
Andy Parsons instantly acquiring Legend status.
Andy Parsons you legend!
âI know you donât like the fairy...â
LOL. Never gets olds
0:18 hugh's smirk...
That was really impressive, reminiscent of the Frankie Boyle era of MTW.
Hugh dennis is comic gold
âSanta that wasnât the sack I wanted emptyingâ đđđ
Andy Parsons savage on another level. Great comedy!
"Santa that wasn't the sack I wanted emptying" lol
"Is Santa watching me?"
"No, but GCHQ is."
That mulled wine joke đđđđđ
Andy Parsons was on fire!
"Where's Matthew?!"
My Entry:
Last year, Santa put a lump of coal in my stocking. So I've decided to get him back, by putting arsenic in his milk & cookies.
Why was this the first damn thing I thought of when George Michael died?
Read my joke.
When it's early October and you realize all this year's Christmas episodes have already been filmed.
It looks like Andy is becoming the new FrankieâŠ
This was definitely Andy at his best. It's a shame he left.
I love it after a joke when nobody's laughs then gets it a second later
1:32 I can imagine that being on Outnumbered
Milton Jones is a genius.
Wish Andy had stayed on MTW
Unlikely things to hear at Christmas time: I am sober
"I think we can all agree that it's the thought that counts when giving gifts, but I don't think giving Nana a Vajazzle kit was a very good idea."
1-44 Andy Parsons nailing it again đ
Iâm so happy that Sean Walsh is on this đđđđđđđđđđđâ€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïžđđđđđđđđđđđđ
What's really sad is that I actually wanted Seann Walsh's DVD and I was happy to get it for Christmas...
2:45 I died.đđđđ
This is definitely one of my favorite clips of the show. I've seen it several times now and just love it!!
âIf anyone knows of any old people in need this Xmas, without friends and family, who have to eat Xmas dinner alone this year, can you please let me know... I need to borrow some chairs.â
one of the greatest scenes wed like to see in MTW history
03:36 Notice as Andrew is making his joke: the subject is UNLIKELY things to hear at Christmas. Which suggests he DOES fancy his wife's "mum."
2:48 oh Jesus Christ đ
Never seen a video go downhill from the first joke đ goals
I think Andy's decided to take over the territory Frankie left behind.
1:03 I will never get tired of that joke. XD
"Where's matthew?" Hi la ri ous
I'm here đââïž
Andys mind: Well since Frankie isn't here I guess someone needs to step up.
Genuinely the funniest Scenes We'd Like To See they've ever done
I love how itâs exactly 4:00 long
Good god Andy! Did you miss Frankie that much?
''No dad that's not how you stuff a turkey''
Michael Langley blah
Hilarious. The groan at Dara is because the Christmas special are highlights of previous season so a few months old. Hence the amusement at "it's Christmas" and "keep it festive"
By far the best clip from this show.
The audience new what was heading there way but they really laughed anyhow
Would've been funny if Seann Walsh came back with someone like 'Great, two tickets to a Josh Widdicombe stand-up!'
Loved the Africa joke. Always thought that song was kinda not thought out
Go Andy, superb.
My entry: That's a really shiny bauble you've got there... Oh, hi Andy Parsons.
3:23 " where's Matthew?" IM OVER HERE!
Wow, what an amazing exchange !
This is the best scenes ever
the first 40 seconds of this are just glorious
andy and hugh were brilliant