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- This was Captain Holt at peak existential crisis.
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“These old a$$ eyes will be reading your tombstone... son”
What a legend
Bruh. That made my day
now that's what I wanna say when i get grand kids
Superman said it best, "You'll outlive us all, Bruce. You're too stubborn to die." Just replace Bruce with Holt. xD
That eyebrow pop sold it.
These old a$$ eyes will be reading your tombstone *pop* son”
that was a block AND an uppercut.
“She was so young....”
“For a Redwood Tree.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Classic
Gets me everytime
“BAGEL!”
Holt: "Madeline Wuntch was....a friend."
Rosa: "See it wasn't that hard to say something ni-oh and you're vomiting."
That immediate cut right when Holt vomits is perfect.
Ha ha ha
I too watched the video
This was the best bit in the montage
@@wbball15 who asked
@@criscrosxxx people online discuss things whether or not someone asks dumbass
I was so sad when Wuntch died because I knew that we would never hear Holt roast her again
He could still roast her memory.
@@predetor911 it's not the same, Holt says it so himself.
@@velinmihov8958 exactly. no one to retort at him that he'll die of old age in a week now 😂😭
Shes roasted forever in hades
@@zakkapradana7180 She went back to guarding Hades
Demoted holt was so sad but funny sometimes
I think that was the goal haha
True
But I was so disappointed with his behavior
@@brokenmask333 alright mom
So true. I couldn't even watch, just knowing he was doing his best but he was crushed and crestfallen
Please someone tell me it's been a couple of years since I've seen 99. Does he get reinstated.
This is about uniform Holt, but suddenly shifted into Rosa the moment she reacted to Holt's joke. That was absolutely priceless considering she rarely ever smiles and next to never laughs.
I stopped the video just to see if someone was thinking the same.
I watched that scene several times just to laugh harder and harder. This is kinda wholesome
Rosa actually smiles quite a bit because of Holt in this compilation and I love it
Considering she went to Catholic school it's even funnier.
Her and Holt having a good time celebrating her death is one of my favorite parts of the show.
"I heard from someone she's a pill popper"
"Pop pop"
Better than magnitude prove me wrong
"officer dad, yep thats it, officer dad", laughed so hard
"Any French philosophy post-Rousseau is, essentially, a magazine." I can't believe this incredible snub didn't make it to the comments before I wrote it.
And we the people thank you for that :D
You rube..
I read this just as he said it 😂
Holt's melancholy has clearly altered his pursuit for knowledge drastically, and left him dragging his knuckles along the floor. Rousseau was Swiss, and proud of it. He often signed his letters "Jean-Jaques Rousseau, citizen of Geneva."
I'm a camus fan, that hurt me tbh
"Jake and Charles are not dead! It's worse than that." Terry knew how to read the room.
The weird part is Amy looking just stunned at that, but then being vocally angry when she’s told the real truth
8:53 that line followed by Rosa's cackle is GOLDEN.
"I've never been so attracted to a gay man before."
What a quote.
“And I dated several in college”
@@MaryEllenBrown I can believe that 🤣
@@MaryEllenBrown lmao
I still think it's weird cause she sees him as a father figure too lol
As a guy i can just agree woth amy on this one. Except the dating Part :D
Holt “Pop Pop”
Magnitude “Am I a joke to you?”
That’s exactly who I thought of when he said this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YES
Yessssssss
Streets ahead
@@wordplay1527 stop trying to coin the term streets ahead.
“Everyone hide your pills” was the best line and no one can convince me otherwise
Lmfaooooo same!! I love it
Pop pop
I absolutely agree, pop pop! 😂
His delivery of that line was awesome.
Top 3:
"My God! Jake and Charles are dead!'
"Bagel!"
"For a Redwood Tree!"
@Arijit Paul well yeah, Jake dies awesomely in an explosion and Charles commits suicide out if respect. Or that's how I think Jake phrased it.
Best line:
"Why is it in all caps?"
"...So I remember to yell it"
Holt: In the ET movie, did you feel sad when ET died?
Rosa: He wasn't a monster.
Holt: He caused a real commotion.
Rosa: *mm fair*
So Holt believes anyone who disrupts social order deserves death ? .Even a child ? .
"Pop, pop" actually makes me laugh more than "BOOONNNEEE"
Are Holt and Magnitude possibly related?!
I’ve see the whole BOOOOOOONE thing in so many of these type videos that it’s not even funny anymore
@@AlasdairGR POP POP
@@minatonamikaze6127 digedy doo?
@@AlasdairGR Maybe?
"As God said when wunch tried to sneak past the gates of Heaven, 'It ain't happening honey'"
I loved that that insult was enough to make Rosa laugh 🤣🤣🤣
“So we do it raw” gets me 100% of the time lmao
"She was so young!"
"For a redwood tree"
It would’ve been funnier if Wuntch had died on a toilet, effectively making her a “Toilet Ghost” and forcing Jake to pay Holt $6,000
Well, that’d only be the full $6k if she was a Korean toilet ghost- at most, if she died on the toilet, Jake would only owe 4k- 2/3 right means 2/3 payment.
Holt's Wuntch burns are so incredible
"As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, I'm not buying it"
"Same reason she visits Mexico every year and sucks the blood from goats, for kicks"
Their relationship was amazing and I think Holt's speech at her funeral was the perfect way to wrap it up.
John Goodwin “Oh Wuntch, I had wondered why all the birds had stopped singing”
Holt:”Oh Wuntch, feel free to rest you cloven hooves over by the table” Wuntch:”oh calling me the divil Raymond? Very original.” Holt:”no I was calling you a goat. You goat.”
Wunch: New office Holt, 11th floor.
Holt: Yes, I've never seen you this high without a broom under you.
"Deputy Chief Wuntch, you have aged."
"I'm surprised you have an audience for this stunt"
"Well yes, who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile?" 😳😳😂😂😂😂
"As God said when Wuntch tried to enter the Gates of Heaven, 'it ain't happening, honey'"
"As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, I'm not buying it." 😂 Totally missed this one the first time.
"Jake and Charles are dead"
"No its worse than that"
💀
I love Rosa's laugh!!
rosa laughing hysterically is the greatest sound ever
“Oh it’s dad... captain holt... captain dad... officer holt... I mean officer dad”
Holt's roast game is always top-tier when Wuntch is concerned.
Holt is such a stone cold badass he grabbed his refried beans out of the oven with his bare hand. Didn't even flinch. What a legend
8:57 The most beautiful laugh I've ever been blessed to witness.
I swear Rosa laughed at those Wuntch jokes on accident lmao
How are they still writing such master pieces after so many seasons?!
"Im not planning any trips to The Bronx zoo" lmaoooooo bruhhhhhh
Honestly I think holt is one of the best written comedy characters of all time
6:32 the way he says “BOORINGGGG”, he actually believes that she is a Korean toilet ghost 🤣🤣🤣
“For a redwood tree!”
Aw man, Holt saying he’s read Terry’s tombstone hits hard now 😢
That Madeline Wuntch is a korean toilet ghost, 'BORING' we already knew that
The way he says boring!😂
Roza and holt chemistry and relationship is absolutely perfect
"Oh Terry zombies can't die."
Holt casually takes food fresh out of oven barehanded is mood.
Amy- “she was so young”
Holt- “for a redwood tree. why are you crying?”
it hurts me on a spiritul level to see OFFICER holt
6:25 Rosa breaking character in the background
she was laughing at what holt said
I think it's in character considering she cracks up later in this compilation.
"Hold on there's a pigeon approaching.....hold the mission" 🤣 🤣
“My god Jake and Charles r dead” kills me every time 😂. Rest easy Captain Raymond Holt 🫡
Holt is a poetic mood.
Andre Braugher is a goddam legend.
I’ve always loved how Rosa laughs at Holt’s insults.
This was in my feed and I loves me some Holt. Halfway through, I remembered he had passed, and I was moved almost to tears. What an exemplary person he was.
I didn't think I needed Holt throwing bagels, that scene needs more appreciation
"Meatball sub?" Excuse me this is supposed to be New York, we say HERO
6:45 amazing
It’s dad, I mean captain Holt, I mean captain dad, I mean officer Holt, I mean officer dad.....that was it Officer dad, I found it
I was just here to pick up my... McNugget
Cal Malone paella
Christine Lin that’s what e thought a McNugget was
06:25 Rosa broke character, weird seeing her smile.
if you notice, she smiles more often than u think
7:15 my favorite by far
"Jake and Charles are dead" and he said this wasn't a fun office.
4:50 " so we do it raw" - demoted holt
8:53-8:58 the line and the laugh sent me🤣
Can we get a wuntch is dead compilation/supercut?
Rosa laughing two times hysterically, that too, two times in the same day. Hats off to demoted Holt and his insults.
Holt in the episode wuntch dies was the best version of holt
"Zombies can't die!" 🤣
"It ain't happening hunny" laughed way to hard 😂😂
I do like that, in the first clip you see Jake’s serious and professional side.
Rosa laughing at holts wunch jokes is gold almost as gold as holts "amy" when she calls him an idiot
Rosa laughing is a sound sent straight from an Angel raised in Hell.
RIP Andre Braugher :(
Bagel, Bay-guhllll! The best lol.
Holt became more and more emotional as the seasons go on, and it only makes everything funnier
RIP Sir Andre, still can't believe it
E.T caused a real commotion
8:53 Rosa's laugh made this gold mine of a scene into a full-blown treasure trove.
CAPTAIN DAD
8:27 my actual favourite scene in the whole show 😂😂😂
“[E.T.] wasn’t a monster.”
“He cause quite the commotion!”
"You don't feel sad when a monster dies in a monster movie."
Any French philosopher post-Rousseau is, essentially, a magazine.
he's right though
8:37 he pulls out the hot crockpot with his bare hands, true captain holt 😭😭
I know! If I did that I would be screaming in pain.
Him roasting Wunch is always hilarious and without a hint of guilt. For a redwood tree!!! 😆
*3:29* for a second, Holt expressed such emotions there.
which episode is this from? :DDDD
I love how Boyle was just sitting back there watching the competition
Rosa loosing it at Holts one liners, something we should all cherish
Terry: " ok everyone, I have some news "
Holt: " that Madeline Wuntch is a Korean toilet ghost? **waves hand** boooring, we already knew that " 🤣
the way he said boring though, so sassy LMAO
for all who was wondering when Captain Dad figured out he became a full Nine-Nine ... its on episode where they overmine CJ end scene
BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL! 🤣🤣🤣
"My God! Jake and Charles are dead." 😂😂
The clips from the last set when Wuntch dies, every time Rosa laughs that scandalous laugh, makes me think that that was her actual reactions. It seems so genuine.
RIP Captain Holt
R.I.P. Captain
Rosa's outburst of laughter 😂😂😂. Why do I have to watch that over and over 😂
‘I do it all the.. day long’ 😂😂
5:03 guess not mate 🤣 BURN!
I LOVED demoted Holt!!!! 😆 His best childish Wunch attacks are archived there!
I’m so sad that Wuntch’s dead because her banter with Holt was amazing. His insults are lit.
7:02 My favourite chupacabra mention in all tv history xD
I didn't laugh the whole vid but "he caused a real commotion" has me in tears
8:56 Rosa's laugh!