Timothée Chalamet Statistics
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Quotes:
"So There is a clip of you being a rapper that I understand that we have umm.lets take a look at the clip of you being a rapper"-Ellen
"yaaaaas this makes me so happy!"-Armie Hammer
"Watch lil timmy Tim on CZcams.watch him rapping.statistics,statistics,statistics"- Armie Hammer
"No,no,no,no,NOOOOOOOOOO"-Timmy - Krátké a kreslené filmy
i’m telling my kids this was eminem
yAsssss
Lmao same
*Ms LawToN*
it is
Imma tell them this was their dad
no one:
🧢
timothee: ✋ 👁👄👁 🤚
😭😭
JAJAJAJAJAJAJ
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHAHA
NSKASJSHGHGHIAKAKA
OMGGGG
This is one of the signs of the Lisan Al-Gaib
Stilgar, we know this you
We shall sing this while bringing the holy war to the stars.
As it was written! 🙏🏾
😂😂😂😂
🤣 🤣🤣 best comment.
This is the height of ‘I can’t do math but I can be a theater kid’
@@blazerdoesstuff8129 same tho
More like, “I’m so confident I’ll be successful at acting I’m certain I won’t need a strong math background”
A boy, Kenshi Takada, was playing in a nearby river when he fell and broke a biscuit in his pocket into six pieces. At one point he thought about eating them, but they were dirty with mud and there were still plenty of cookies at home, so he boldly threw them into the river. The six fragments are now called Eurasia, Africa, Australia, South America, North America, and Antarctica
very Legally Blonde 😂
let’s face it, this isn’t your first time here
Banana Split you’re absolutely right sir
you’re absolutely right
Thank you for calling me out
Why you gotta call me out like that
Boo! Haha Gotcha! I literally come here everyday, I’m not even hiding it anymore
somone:*says word "statistics"*
my head:✋🏻👁👄👁✋🏻
LMAODJJSJAKA
wtf!!!😂😂😂
AHBXDHJKDSYUSTYUHGFDSEYUIRTYUICFDSWERTYUDS THIS IS JUST SO FUNNY I DONT KNOW WHY
KAISHWNSKSHWHSOS
LMFOASJSHAHAV
The Lisan al Gaib is speaking in tongues. As written
Even I'm here after watching Dune 2😂.
hahahaha
Iisan al ghaib
in arrakis we spit
*bars*
the fact that the people in the background was probably just thinking that they were helping a fellow classmate out but ended up getting viewed by 11 million people is hilarious!!
I saw like a year ago or two tik tok of one of the people in the background and one of miss lawton student who said ms lawton remember timmy lol
@@burykot we NEED a source
I like the one dancer on the right that starts out mean muggin SO huard
"The probability of seeing me on tv"
That aged well.
i mean the probability was 1000 trillion percent
@@lucyd3905 Point
@@lucyd3905 well he’s a statistical gem
He said he got a D on this, it was probably because he got that statistic wrong
I mean, it was LaGuardia Arts so the probability of seeing any specific student on TV is already significantly higher than a random sample from a random selection of high schools.
let's be honest this isn't your last time watching this.
HAHAHAHAHA I HAVE WATCHED IT SO MANY TIMES
of course not
i've been watching this too often
Neither is my first❤️❤️❤️❤️
😊😊😊 This make me happy
The fact he actually submitted this as a math project instead of doing presumably the assigned work and only got a D is everything and sending me 😂
I honestly want to know what his teacher thinks of him now 💀😂
Stilgar would watch this and still think he’s the messiah
Lisan al gaib!!!
As was written
I mean he predicted his statistics that he'd be on TV, as written
Lisan al ghaib
AS WRITTEN
THE FACT THAT HE REALLY HANDED THAT IN TO HIS TEACHER HSGDGS
Svetlana Johnson LMAOO
Ikr Im still wheezing😩🤣
And that she only gave him like a D+ afterwards lmfao
I would have given him A+ for creativity
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Iconic to the core
So y’all just gonna act like this doesn’t slap
FBI I heard it on a tiktok and was actually searching for the song on Apple Music until I looked into the comments 😂✌🏼
FBI lmaoo i swear
Enya LMFAAAOOO
dude this has to be on spotify
Not until the FBI tells us!!!
Lisan Al Gaib is humble.
He is the Messiah!
Lisan al Gaib before he started to get visions :
Elio having a breakdown after Oliver got married....
PeanutButter Haze STOP I-
OMG I-
LMFAOOO. 😭💀
PeanutButter Haze i feel him 😭
PeanutButter Haze HAHAHAH STOP
y’all rlly acting like this isn’t a bop
my favorite part is “ eh uh uh eh oh pow pow”
It's THE bop
WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED
My fav part is “ miss lawton“😔
Sienna Scott exactly
A war in my name. 40 billion dead. Wait a second that kinda sounds like Statistics yep statistics yep.
a STAT in my name!!! Everyone shouting STATISTICS!!!!!
lmaoooo
Stilgar: “LISAN AL GAIB!!! As written!”
My future kids names:
1) lil
2) Timmy
3) tim
im gonna marry any man with surname Lawton
Same sis 💅🏽
Ad Field Same
Ad Field I NEED TO BE MS. LAWTON SO TIMMY SAYS HE LOVES ME
Imma marry a man with a last name Chalamet 😌
THEY GOT LIKE TWENTY TEENAGE GIRLS TO TWERK TO STATISTICS 😭😭💀💀
I KNOWWWW 😭💀💀
idek if I would call that twerking
Loluwa Olu THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED NFJDBDJDJJEKW
The teenage boys in the back: 👁👄👁
"twerk"
This dude has immense potential. He'll soon make it far.
I don’t see it happening
@@viaadoespreppyjoke clearly flew over ur head
@@Kurdtcobain69lmaooo
@@alyssariggan2152 lollll
One zero zero zero trillion percent
WE MAKING IT OUT THE SIETCHES WITH THIS ONE 🔥💯🔥💯
WE RIDIN THE SANDWORMS WITH THIS ONE
“Man I gotta poop.” -Timothée Chalamet, an academy award nominated actor
fr he’s an icon 😭😭😭😭
iconiccc
LMAOOO
lilly barber AHAHHA omg
BAHAHAHAHHA I DYINGGG
Don't 👏 call 👏 yourself👏 a 👏 rap👏 fan👏 if 👏 you 👏 don't 👏 know👏 this 👏 song 👏
YESSSS!! Timothée is so hooot❤️
Reid Phillips YES
Reid Phillips truuueee
What a masterpiece. The lyrics are nonsense, but he sells every part. His confidence and charisma are through the roof. I like how the girl to our right of him starts twerking and trying to get closer to him. He is an absolute rizz lord. Goals.
Lyrics are still better than today's crap 😂
The funny thing is that the lyrics aren't totally nonsense, like he actually knows what the terms mean in order to use them in context
@@chumuheha I guess.
"The probability of seeing me on TV."
PROOF HE IS THE KWISATZ HADERACH
Imagine being like “oh ya I was one of the girls in the statistics video”
Frr tho I would kill to be in this video lmao 😭
wishing this lol
Yeah I wish 😳😩
Wishing to be that girl that twerked and being looked by Timmy:(
@@okok-ym4in YEES I WİSSSHH
Am I the only obsessed with how he says ‘ms lawton’
SAMEEE
ME TOO
it’s lowkey hot
YESSS HE KINDA SAYS MS LAWAMMMM MS LAWAMMMMMMMM MS LAWAMMMMMM MS LAWAMMMM
Nope 😭
Timothée walked, so Eminem could run
This is your sign to be confident, you never know who’s watching
right, and to be this confident while being cringey af...
The fact that this was his project for statistics class is killing me
Meletis and he got a d+ on it
@@lydia1515 i knowww😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA I KNOW
@@janna2648 i think it was Ms. Anderson? Jk😂
Janna wasn’t it Campbell?
Oliver: call me by your name and i'll call you by mine
Elio: Lil Timmy Tim
Oliver: what
Elio: what
Coralie yuh
HAHAHAA
this made me laugh so loud ahahahha
BRUH AHAHAHAH
LMAOO
I am watching this right after I saw dune part2 😂 favorite actor e-ve-r
Same 😂😂😂
Paul after realising that he is an emperor, duke of house Atreides, baron of house Harkonnen, a Kwizatz Haderach and a leader of Fremen on top of all that
*”no means no”* - *lil timmy tim*
consent is key, wise words from a wise man
minute?
Lara Alonso 2:09
He invented that shit
He do be really spitting straight facts
IMPORTANT
Imagine a kid who searched 'statistics' to learn it found this, lmao
That's the first thing that pops up when you search statistics 🤣🤣
Would be dope 😂😂😂
that’s me.. and I’m in ap statistics
What would even be better is if the kid was the "teacher's pet" lmaoo
LITERALLY ME
This my messiah
AP Stats studying is truly leading me to great places
the fact that he filmed this watched it and then said “yes this will get me an A”
Violet Grace miss lawton really did him dirty
And got a D😹
And then he got a D AHAHAHHA
he got a D+
Miss Lawton doesn’t deserve him I swear 😭😭
THE FACT THAT HES POINTING AT NOTHING IS EVERYTHING
oshow hehe maybe he forgot to put in the things in the bg 💀
Jodi Davis Interestinggnnnggggnnnn maybe the person that originally published it wanted to protect the teachers identity so they removed the pictures and stuff ?
After Hours he said in an interview he didn't know how to put pictures up on the green screen hahaha
After Hours no ahhah on Ellen he said that when he made it he meant to edit pictures of ms Lawton’s face but he was too lazy to do it loll
Saahiti Edidi loool big mood
Timmy just casually being like: ✋👁👄👁🤚 statistics ✋👁👄👁🤚
I CANT- THE TWERKING IN THE BACKROUND😭😭💀
oliver: call me by your name and I'll call u by mine
elio: 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨 timmy tim
i DIED when i saw this comment
OHHHHH😂😂😂😂
OHMYGOD!!😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
omg this comment cracked me up 😂😂😂
top 10 rappers Eminem was too scared to diss
Ksksksksksksks
Yydgjjseyjaaaajsssef😂😂
mathisew loll 💀
Hell nah
“The probability of me being Lisan Al-Gaib? One zero zero zero trillion percent.”
Bro wanted that extra credit bad.
“no means no” feminist king 🤩😍✨
YESSS
feminist?
tableswereinventedin1935 yeah
yess 😍😍😍
hottibutwontdateathotti being a feminist includes both women and men. and it’s just a joke lmao.
I love how he had nothing to say about statistics so he just told his teacher she was his favorite
Maïda he spelled out z test, that counts right
Gabriela Rojas-Lebron yeahh lmaoo
what’s the probability you’d see him on tv? 1000 trillion percent
Fiona Mao mrs Lawton must regret giving him a d now 😬
He mentioned x bars and chi square tests too lol
I'm a second year statistics student and I can confirm that this song will boost your stats grade
timmy is NEVER living his digital footprint down
The way everytime he has a movie out ppl come back to this 😭😭
how is this the same kid that can’t even speak in interviews
RIGHTTT HES SO AWKWARD
This is timmy tim,not timothee chalamet
Edit: I got 2.2k likes on this comment lmao😭
Gaby A you right you right
he’s so shy and it’s ADORABLE lol
Bc this is timmy tim not timothée chalamet lmaoo
egirls: *wearing dark eyeshadow, black nails, chains, emo clothes*
their headphones:
underrated comment😭
You are describing me
Joe Jenkinson grunge girls*
Joe Jenkinson okay but that’s literally me
ok but me
this is truly a masterpiece, he should've gotten an A+ just for the creativity 😂
I love the fact that he's like this. Not just being all attractive superstar but also goofy and more human. I know this is his past but the past what makes him today. Even though he developed his inner goofiness is still there. He also consider top gun maverick as the greatest cinema 😅
i wonder if timmy's back hurts from carrying the entire music industry
Kelsey K PERIOD IT MUST BE HURT LIKE HELL
I wonder
LMAO
I bet
This is my favorite comment ever
the fact that he was going to put statistics in the back but didn’t so now he’s just pointing at nothing makes this so much better
It kills me everytime
He was gonna pbotoshop his teachers face
But hs got lazy
Yess
hahaha
passed my statistics exam and from now on this is my jam.
as is written🙏🙌
“No means no” we love a man who knows consent😌🥰
GURL WE STAN
???
LMAOOO
I love him haha
Laia h-how did I get 1.6 k likes since u commented I had 69 😳
This is the Timothée Chalamet version of Tom Holland’s “Umbrella”
True
LMFAOOOOOOOO I WHEEZED
@@choisandarating9521 LMAO
I'M DECEASEDDD
i was always obsessed with that video haha i watchd it like 50 times i found it weirdly hot
It‘s crazy that this boy is now the lead role in the upcoming movie Wonka
Gracias a este video es que el director lo elijio
AS IT WAS WRITTEN
Oliver: call me by your name and i'll call you by mine
Elio: lil timmy tim
Oliver: what
Elio: what
THIS IS MY FAVORITE COMMENTTT I CAN'T
JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMKMKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Lmaoo
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
he got a D on this but he still shouted her out in the “graduate together”
Emma Twilley exactly smhhh
I lost it when he said that
@@juanacoronaa ikr he looks like he tried his best not to laugh
timotheé chalamet my luv YEAH I WAS DYING
HE GOT ONLY A D???? smh
Me and the Fremen homies blastin’ this while ridding on the sandworms on the way to fight the Harkonnen and Sardaukar armies
“let’s see the probability you seeing me on tv”, as it was written.
*When you're already failing Ms. Lawton's class but you gotta do something*
😂😂😂
😹😹😹😹
Damn; right?!
Elio's mental breakdown be like
hate when that happens
"the probability you'll see me on tv, 1000 trillion percent"
*boi*
I mean... he was right
I mean he is pretty good at statistics I aint gon lie
Probably not the type of movies he thought tho.
Suhooo
@@isabellahealey261 Why not?
This dude looks exactly like the guy from dune but younger
NO WAY!1!1! YOU'RE RIGHT1!!1!1 /j
As it was written
I’m just saying, lil Timmy Tim and Elio are the same age....
Jenny Deng 👁 👄 👁
Oh Whatever 🖐🏻👁 👄 👁🤚🏻 “sTaTiStIcS”
LMAO
LMAOOOOOO
i mean they have the same crackhead energy
people: “what’s ur taste in music”
me: *its complicated*
😂😂lol
Me: ✋👁👄👁✋ *STATISTICS*
Hahah
Athena S 😂 same
Literally me😭
i think about this each and every time i do my statistics homework and i always have to listen to it when i finish an assignment. otherwise i don’t feel like i’ve really completed anything.
Lisan al Gaib! As it was written!🗣🗣🗣
Elio at 17: Finding the love of his life
Timothée at 17: It's ya' boi Lil Timmy Tim
STOP I CAN'T BREATHE
PLEASE DONT
Lmao 😂😂😂
LOL =)))
Jajajaja xD
This alone should have gotten him the oscar
It would have but he couldn't put the statistics in so now he's just pointing at the void 😹
If he won,he probably collected his award dressed like he does in the video as Timmy Tim✌
An Oscar is not a award for rap-
Lmao
The hammy-ness is most definitely award-winning! LOL
I saw Dune 2 today, they edited this dance into the part of the first movie where he's learning on the holobooks.
AS WRITTEN
the fact that he only got a D for this piece of art greatly upsets me.
elena grubić exactly, he even gave the teacher a shoutout. that teacher had NO IDEA then that a video dedicated to her would have 4,000,000 views.
@@montanak2605 ms lawton is really clowning
i mean, he got a d in cmbyn as well 🤭
@@adaozgirin6079 i--- you ain't wrong doe 😳😔
@@adaozgirin6079 HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I almost forgot to watch this today.
That's like a crime😂
same
This comment should have much more likes
HAHAHAH
Ayo just remind you to watch today
I’m gagging bc why did he end with “Man i gotta poop” 😭😭😭
Imagine if timothee didn't grow up to be an award winning actor and this gem was lost forever
i'd be a very sad sad man🤧 anyways stAtisTicS yUp
*cough cough* I think you meant Statistical gem**
DDLZ 🙌🙌🙌🙌
It happens everyday and believe it or not, statistically speaking, there's probably an even better actor working a 9-5 job somewhere. He's really good though and I just had to see this.
😥
2013 Timothée:“Let’s see the probability you’ll see me on tv”
2019 Timothée:😎
true
Actually 2017*
It's 2017 with the movie call me by your name🥰
As written
AS IT WAS WRITTEN
Lisan Al Ghaib🙏🙏🙏
Stilgar: LISAN AL GAIB as prophecised
So wait..the producers of Wonka saw this and thought: 'This is great'.
Ok...
Yes 🎉❤
Absolutely. They also probably saw his past films. Which he has.
is nobody going to talk about him wearing JORTS
arya gupta LMAO I DIDNT NOTICE-
arya gupta I thought they were jeans
He wore jorts in cmbyn too
bro ik this is mad late but when I tell you I started WHEEZING
arya gupta can we also talk about the low V neck shirt 😂😂 I love him so much
imagine being a statistics teacher and receiving this from a student. i-
i-
I would have game him an A+
stale chips as you should
@@broadwaynerd5154 I wanna know who ms. Lawton is and how she feels about the sin that she has committed because it's unacceptable
Imma be happy af
A+ and extra credit. this is the most creative thing 😭
As written! He must be the Lisan-al-Gaib
And now he is the Lisan Al-Gaib. What a journey.
If Timothee Chalamet ever failed in his acting career he can always pursue his music career as Lil Timmy Tim.
Yes sure he can❤️😂
oh hi mayumi
•Emma• hey bae 🤑😌🖐🏻
Which i dont see happening anytime soon😝
We will support him indeed
imagine being miss lawton and showing this to your kids and saying that timothee chalamet wrote a song about you👁👄👁
Right!!!!
WOAH
Skyler Rose I’ve heard she’s really strict and hates people talking about him and this song
Trish Akundi damn miss Lawton don’t play 😔
Trish Akundi I go to the same school he went to and ms Lawton is getting complaints that she was racist and homophobic to her students and gave them a ton of anxiety
LISAN AL GAIB. AS IT WAS WRITTEN
The background “I love miss Lawton “ at 1:15 kills me
Gia Richarte THAT FUCKINT SENT ME
LMAOO
Gia Richarte gahahhahahagsghw gle ror d
WHAHAH amazing
Gia Richarte LMFAOSHSH SAME
Let's be honest, it's not your first time here
ive been coming here everyday for like a year
😂 I'm obsses with this, it's insane
I mean it is, but i'm definitely coming back
I keep on coming back for more🤣😂😅
indeed
The golf hat just makes this 10x more iconic. True tyler fan right here.
Cant believe this is king henry 😂
H A F I Z A K M A L 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
And Elio😂
I CANT BREATHE
Hahaha
no one:
lil timmy tim:
statistic yup statistic yup
✋🏻👁👄👁✋🏻
✋🏻👁👄👁✋🏻
HAHAHAHAHAH
1k likes, you’re welcome.
# yu02 I'm laughing harder than I should😂😳
# yu02 yup yup
🤚👁️👄👁️🖐️