Hammond, Clarkson and May Yelling "Hammond", "Clarkson" and "May" Compilation
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- čas přidán 19. 08. 2020
- not many James May yells but this is the to gear and grand tour stars yelling at each other and calling them idiots.
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* *CLARKSON, CLARKSON, I KNOW ITS YOU, YOU INSUFFERABLE OAF, IM ON THE BLOODY THRONE* *
-James May 2009
One of my favourite sayings from Top Gear.
I always thought he was saying throw😂
@KingDoPerks well that was in 2007, you insufferable oaf.
Defiantly the famous top gear phrase
In/unsufferable oaf was, is and stays 1 of my favorite sayings from topgear
Whenever hammond is shouted at, he just stands there like a startled hamster
Startled scared hamster meme
@Brad AmeerBeg I can see that too 😅
0:43 True :S
@@elmokelmu that's what made me think of it 🤣
A hammondster
It's always May yelling "CLARKSON!" or Clarkson yelling "HAMMOND!"
Off topic but I like your profile pic btw.
xD
@@emperorfanta364 lmao same, bonkles are gud
Yep
because "maaaaay" doesnt sound that funny
This video is:
48% May yells at Clarkson
35% Clarkson yells at Hammond
9% Clarkson yells at May
4% Hammond yells at Clarkson
4% Hammond yells at May
0% May yells at Hammond
Hammond yelled JAAAMESSS once
I think there's an episode where Richard smashes a building that James is making or something, pretty sure I've heard "HAMMOND!!" before
@@lyonvensa the red nose day special. Hammond destroys the shed May built
@@lyonvensa that maybe the special episode Top Garden Gear Force
This means that May ❤️ Hammond
"CLARKSON!"
"What?"
"... Funny."
“Your funny men”
how am I funny?
I was scrolling through the comments and as I read yours the clip played haha
50% *duck quack laugh*
That clip demonstrates why I love James May
May screaming Clarkson is pure Gold
69th like nice
70th, I ruined it
@@jacaremcdonough8577 Mad lad
Never gets old
I just happened to be at 1:02.
Golden sunrise and angry man.
"Hammond, you tiny man, where is the Lambo Chevy?"
gon ei crashed it into james car
@@campbell9825 Hammond you sodding tic tac that was my Lamborghini Aventador
Brok car crash in field again?
bottom gear gang rise up.
Rev one for the lads
Notice how they almost never shout 'MAY!!!' 😂🤔
It's because it's harder to say while yelling. They mostly yell his first name: "JAMES!!!! Stop filing!!!"
@@Paraclete333 I'd argue james is harder to say whilst yelling
Because he’s the smart one you know
0:54 ...a rare one
and is it just me or does "CLARKSON" get shouted the most XD
That african special, boy, that was something else.
With them just stealing parts from each others' cars, and shouting, lots of shouting.
I miss read this as "that african special boy", and wondered who you meant.
That Volvo tho 🥺
@@lookcloser4536 I agree that volvo is sweet 😮👍🏻
No to mention that they made history
@@lpsp442 I thought the same thing 😂😂😂
'Blithering Idiot' is one of my favourite phrases, thank you for that top gear
"Insufferable oaf" is up there too
Oke “infantile pillock” is also one of them
thats what i yell at my school when someone does something utterly stupid to me
Blithering idiot was addressed to James May since the very first he come up to the show lol
*you sodding tic tac*
Why is 3 middle aged men shouting each other's last names so funny? xD
Its because they're british
@@stanlytherobot4933 exactly
Can't say, but it is so funny even your comment is funny by association
@@stanlytherobot4933 That is a very good point actually.
Because we have an inkling of the shenanigans that caused the shouting. And who doesn't laugh at shenanigans?
"The next morning, the peaceful stillness was shattered by the cry of a distressed animal."
"CLARKSONNNN!!!!!!!!!! CLARKSONNNN!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S MY ROOF?!!"
🤣🤣🤣
Me: *Wakes up, gets out of my bed, grabs my favorite morning dress, changes, puts my knee socks on, puts my flats on, hurries outside and sees what happened* JEREMY!!! JEREMY!!!!! WHERE’S RICHARDS ROOF?!
Was that Hammond?
@@thealetube3509
Yes. Richard Hammond.
Nobody:
Richard Hammond:
1:02 The peace & serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal "CLARKKSOONNNN!!!"🤣🤣🤣
Dead 😂😂😂
2:02 reused that EXACT yell!
@@GlitchanBlack dun care its still funny🤣
@@zariqeezham9210 I know it’s still funny, I’m just pointing that out.
Funniest quotes in the show 😂😂😭😭
May yells at Clarkson, Clarkson yells at Hammond and Hammond... Bumps and crashes.
Well he shoted at Clarckson, so not completly bumps and crash.
@@micharosa6201 Also yelled at James a couple times
1:01
_"The peace and serenity of this, _*_beautiful_*_ Ugandan morning, was _*_shattered_*_ by the bellow, of a wild animal."_
*"CLARKSOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!"*
LMAO
What Episode was That?
@@KhalidAhmedTheGuy05 Africa Special
The perfect video doesn't exi-
Clarkson, you infantile pillock
So funny
Let me give you that 900 likes
Go on, finish your sentence
video doesn't exi-
HAMMOND
0:44 I don’t know why but Hammond blankly staring at nothing is just funny to me
He looks like a scared hamster
XD
He knows that Clarkson is coming to destroy him.
@@zandercutman8697 Yeah, lol, you can almost see his life flashing before his eyes
@@JetFalcon710 is that because he did something to the bed
Roses are red
Rocks in the quarry
0:25
LMFAO
I don't even need to click the timestamp, I just know
Got another one for ya:
Roses are red
The British like scones
3:05
@@Kawaiikitten0211 Like it
@Suomi Perkele! lmao
1:51 “WOT?” 😂😂😂
funny
I KNOW IT’S YOU!!!
You muppet
@Victor Joseph bo 'om gea m8
The second best Top Gear "WOT" behind the Dacia Sandero "Great news!"
2:07 “CLARKSON!”
“What’s the matter?”
“I want the steering wheel back, you muppet!”
0:44 I love who he just stands still there, the look on his face tells everything. He knows what he’s done
What'd he do though?
He had only table and chairs, thats why he was standing
@@yovanbidenovic4940Hammond changed rooms because of the bed knowing it had feces underneath the bed sheet... Either that or because Jeremy screamed at Hammond because he chose that hotel to spend the night
2:36 I like how May isn’t even scared just annoyed at Clarkson
2:34 Pure anger in that 'Clarkson!' from May.
You can tell by Clarkson's grimace that he knew exactly what he did
1:11 is a lot better
@@richarddiditall I agree, that's the best one for the Clarkson yells.
@@redrexix8106 true he deserves an award for that scream
The peaceful stillness was shattered by the cry of a distressed animal: "CLAAAARRRKSONNN!! CLAAAARRRKSONNN! WHERE'S MY ROOF!?"
1:33
Its "CLARK..SOOOOOOONNNN"
1:24 that evil laugh is amazing
Duck quacking
"The next morning, the peaceful stillness was shattered by the cry of a distressed animal."
*_"CLARKSOOOOOOOON!!!"_*
3 old age men shouting at each other is more funny than current top gear
Stubbing your toe on a coffee table is more funny than the new Top Gear.
sniffing sand through a turbo is funnier than current top gear
yes
Is there even a new top gear? Can't imagine the show without the trio
@@rubidium3718 go watch "the grand tour" on amazon video. It's their new show.
2:09 clarkson
What’s the matter
I want the steering wheel back you muppet
That’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear anyone say
Have you never heard that sentence at all
2:06
“CLARKSON!”
“What’s the matter?”
“I want the steering wheel back, you muppet.”
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard
2:06
"What's the matter?" as though it could possibly be anything else.
Hammond got some extreme morning wood 2:49
1:32 CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN WHERES MY ROOF lol
hammond ranges from dying laughing to genuine fear when Jezza screams at him
0:44 That would probably be Hammond's "I'm a dead man" look.
He knows he's probably got three minutes to live before Clarkson obliterates him
It's so fucking funny
If I had a nickel for every time May yelled at Clarkson for driving the car while he was on the toilet I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
Nice reference 👁️👁️
Omg yes!
Well 3 of em if you count the lochdown special
At 0:36 you could actualy hear "non-beeped" resonance of Jeremy shouting "You f****ing moron" :D
The second best shouting related recording/editing issue. (The best would be an episode of I, Cladius where due to how videotape works and it being Brian Blessed shouting, the echo can be heard before the shout)
0:44 this is the face of a man that has either lost all hope or has truly seen everything.
You can almost see Hammond's life flashing before his eyes
00:55 That’s love right there. I love how short Jeremy shouted. Usually they take a deep breath for a long shout but no, Mr Clarkson wanted to just get that one out there
May is a short word
*" M A Y ! "*
"Hammond you idiot you reversed into the sportslorry" will never not be the funniest thing.
Honestly May's "Clark-SON!" is the most iconic.
Europeans: "Americans are super loud."
Also Europeans at the slightest inconvenience:
Very true
British
Bri’ish moment
"Americans are super loud."
Meanwhile Russians while they play CS:GO:
You did it, you won an imaginary argument
2:59 I like to imagine this is Hammond with his blanket flying forward
2:00 that troll face lmao
*CLARKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!*
0:44 he was literally like 😳😳
Seems like he realized he was about to get destroyed
0:44 when you're getting yelled at by your parents the whole so at the end of the day you just stand there like
1:19 when you refuse your parents entry
*Clarkson* 1:11, 1:32, 1:35, 1:40, 1:49, 2:02, 2:06, 2:15, 2:24, 2:34, 2:40, 2:45, 2:57, 3:01
*Hammond* 0:02, 0:19, 0:25, 0:34, 0:42, 1:19
*May* 0:55, 3:13
I always like that last one. Just "JAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!"
Granted 2:02 is a recycled audio clip.
I like to think that May's "CLARKSON!" is Jeremy's ringtone when May calls him
Clarkson: "HAMMOND!" & "MAY!"
May: "CLARKSON!"
Hammond: "CLARKSON!"
Funny thing May never yells at Hammond
@@heyitsmeyourdadv1986 it would be funny if he did
They all yell each others names but May never yells at Hammond
@@heyitsmeyourdadv1986 I hope James does yell at Hammond cause I want to see Hammond annoy James a bit like if he was Clarkson 😂😂
@@Jeremy_Hill_2020 I hoped so
@@Jeremy_Hill_2020 Pretty sure the closest James got to yelling at Hammond would be when he said "Hammond, you idiot man, honestly" when he took out the shed during that one garden episode
2:34 the best of the Clarkson rage
3:08 why is hammonds desperation in his voice so fucking hilarious
*"JAAAAAAAAMES!!!"*
0:36 love how Clarkson shouting "fucking" is censored but you can still hear it with Hammond's mic
1:10 my favourite one 😂
It is a legendary TV Top Gear moment...
Everyone's
Its his face at the end
"You insufferable oaf!" The boy's articulate, I'll give him that.
Top Gear will never be the same without these guys. Their the reason why Top Gear became Top Gear
I only watch top. Gear for these guys
“I have no idea and you’ll never...”
“MAY!”
“...get it out of me.”
0:54
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaahhaahah
"Is that thing on the front of your car made out of MY DOOR?!"
1:03 I die of laughter every time I watch it
2:06 Clarkson!
What’s the matter?
*I want the steering wheel back you muppet!* 😂
1:27 I lost a lung 😂😂
Me try to sit down for some rest
My mom : 2:13
0:37 LOL 🤣🤣
I admit I'm a bit surprised when it didn't cut to a picture of Earth from orbit.
Honey! Where is my super suit?
Clarkson! Where is my roof?
Same energy
0:44, I've never seen Hammond look so despondent LOL
I remember when Clarkson said: "MAY! YOU'RE GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA FEED YOUR INTO YOUR OWN MACHINE!"
Yeah..I remember that
That farming episode was something else. LOL
And now we will have Clarkson's Farm Season 2 by the looks of it. ^^
The way Clarkson shouted at May sounds like he's shouting at a cat who decided to hop onto your kitchen counter top.
Notice how only Jeremy ever yells at Hammond or May, but May and Hammond barely tell towards each other
From what I've seen, the closest that James May actually got to yelling at Hammond would be him saying "Hammond, you idiot man" when he took out the shed during the garden episode
@@JetFalcon710 Because more often than not, they resonate when they talk about machines and how they work. Especially when it involves getting their cars fixed if they break down. Sure, James doesn't help but he doesn't really go out of his way to mess with Hammond except that one bit in A Massive Hunt where he hid Hammond's keys in a shop.
Clarkson screaming “Hammond!” as he cannot open that blood door, while looking at how his head moves while bellowing, is hilarious.
As dawn broke the peace and serenity of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal
1:10
CLACKSON!!
*CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!*
2:12 looks like James is inside the car and getting crushed under Jeremy's weight.
Never thought of it that way
🤣
0:28 Look at the face of this guy. He knows what he did
Yeah, that would be Richard Hammond
>i's 90% *CLAAARRRKSOOOON*
It's equal parts hammond and clarkson
And 1 MAY in there
@@OrangeUtan1 2
1:41 James may : Clarkson funny you funny men
2:46 CLARKSON
What! I know it’s you
"Hammond you idiot, You've reversed into the sports lorry!" Absolute gold
CLARKSON, I KNOW ITS YOU, YOU INSUFFERABLE OAF, IM ON THE BLOODY THRONE *
3:01
Yeah
0:15 I die everytime I see this ambulance sequence! 😂 ... Which would be a very literal statement for whoever took their ambulance service! 😂
Imagine being alone in the woods and you hear Clarkson yelling Hammond 😂
Richard Hammond: *breathes*
Jezza: "HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!"
3 men acting like teenagers and we could watch it forever
I personally like to think they're the world's oldest teenagers ;v;
hahaha, thanks
You are welcome
This is the right comment.
I love these guys. They should have their personalities fed into a computer, and make ai versions of them to put into android bodies so they can yell at each other forever. Just feed in all the episodes. Imagine future generations growing up hearing, "Hammond!" "Clarkson!" "You pillock!"
0:33 you can still hear it from behind
That episode where they tried to grow their own fuel, Clarkson does scream "MAY! I'M GOING TO FEED YOU INTO YOUR OWN MACHINE!"
2:38 Jeremy's drift after May shouts "CLARKSON!" is funny to me for whatever reasons
"Hammond you blithering idiot" is starting to take real effort for me to realize it's words.
1:10 and 2:01 Sound exactly the same
It’s called editing.
I've seen both episodes and I think that's just his scream cos they're like 2 series' apart
@@cookoo4cocopuffs221 No, it's a sound sample. Isolate both of them, invert one of the two's phases and the screaming disappears.
@@Khosumi ............ I'll take your word for it. I can't be arsed to do that
Cookoo 4 Coco Puffs 😂😂 my thoughts exactly. they sound close enough as is so ill believe it
I love these three. National treasures
More like clarkson yelling “HAMMOND” for 10 minutes straight
2:58 this is even funnier because it looks as if Hammond just got thrown into the dashboard and screamed
“Hammond you sodding tic-tac! this was my lamborghini aventador!”
0:44 Me realizing that I didn't do the homework that was assigned over the weekend.
You forgot "OLIVEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
“CLARKSON! CLARKSON!”
“Well why are you over there?”
“YOU PULLED ME INTO THE SEA YOU MUPPET!”
1:47 Didn't know Jesus surname was Clarkson.
It feels so relaxing when James scream CLARKSON
That Hammond joker laugh at 1:25 had me dead on the floor
James nearly always says Clarkson the exact same way 😂
You forgot the legendary one where Jeremy screams "James" so loud that his voice cracks when he gets fed up with James filing his tools
2:15 It sounds like James May yelling while gagged and tied in the back of Clarkson's car
“WE’RE UP TO 40MPH IN THE BEGO” 😂😂
James May yelling to Clarkson is by far the most hilarious thing 😂😂😂😂
“So, what’s top gear and the grand tour like?”
Me:
"CLARCKSON, CLARCKSON, WHERES MY ROOF"
such wise words from such a simple human