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  • "My question from you is: who's putting your pants on?"
    From Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 11 'The Alternate Side': No sooner does Elaine tell Jerry the virtues of dating an older man than she decides to break up with her 66-year-old beau -- a split made more complicated when he has a heart attack in front of Jerry's apartment. To make matters worse, George flunks his new job of parking cars -- which blocks traffic and an approaching ambulance.
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    Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Komentáře • 135

  • @Spumoon
    @Spumoon Před měsícem +240

    George's deranged delivery of the pretzels line alone is worthy of an Emmy.

    • @FOXZILLA5734
      @FOXZILLA5734 Před měsícem +18

      He really sells the amount of desperation lol

    • @wyethpurkiss7393
      @wyethpurkiss7393 Před měsícem +13

      It really is shameful he never won an Emmy. Jason Alexander is simply brilliant

    • @Tubester-17
      @Tubester-17 Před měsícem +1

      Ah the 90s such promise

    • @eeel90
      @eeel90 Před měsícem

      An Emmy for one line about pretzels. And people wonder whu nobody watches the emmies in the first place lol

    • @piehound
      @piehound Před měsícem +1

      wurthy of an Enemy.

  • @PokeBowl82
    @PokeBowl82 Před měsícem +109

    "These pretzels are making me thirsty" .. this should be somehow be preserved in the Smithsonian next to the puffy shirt. Legendary line!

  • @12Blueace
    @12Blueace Před měsícem +46

    “I smashed your car and cost you over $2000.”
    “Yeah, a cup of coffee should cover all that.”

  • @frostedicepharoah7723
    @frostedicepharoah7723 Před měsícem +102

    Sid is right about “next Wednesday”. “Next” refers to the following week and “this” refers to the current week.

    • @billyhills9933
      @billyhills9933 Před měsícem +2

      In Britain we would say Wednesday week to refer to the Wednesday a week after the upcoming Wednesday.

    • @MarcoSpeaksNadsat
      @MarcoSpeaksNadsat Před měsícem

      ​@@billyhills9933Or, a week on Wednesday.

    • @joycampi7233
      @joycampi7233 Před měsícem

      I agree.

    • @Scuba95dude
      @Scuba95dude Před měsícem +8

      This Wednesday: the Wednesday to come in 6 days or less
      Next Wednesday: the Wednesday in 7-13 days from today.

    • @sustainfem
      @sustainfem Před měsícem

      @@billyhills9933 My parents used to say that.

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 Před měsícem +35

    George is forever in a transition phase...

  • @jayford7097
    @jayford7097 Před měsícem +9

    "My question to you is; who's putting your pants on!?"
    "I put my pants on Sid."
    "I don't believe you. If you can put your pants; you can move those cars!"
    That's my favorite part.
    😅😅😅😂😂😂

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 Před měsícem +55

    George succinctly yelling the Pretzel line to the people below always gets me.🤣

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 Před měsícem +1

      Me too! 🤣🤣

    • @JWC182
      @JWC182 Před měsícem +1

      My favorite Seinfeld moment!

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 Před měsícem +29

    We see Sid again when George gets into it with Mike Moffit over the parking space. "Every time you park a car on this block, everything gets disrupted and disjointed! Why don't you start taking the bus?!" Thats the third episode about parking in this season. The other one is the parking garage.

    • @12Blueace
      @12Blueace Před měsícem +11

      Mike: “Who are you?”
      Sid: “Never mind who I am, I know who I am. Do you know who you are?”

    • @user-ue4rd1mf1v
      @user-ue4rd1mf1v Před měsícem +5

      ​@@12BlueaceSid is hilarious.

    • @sustainfem
      @sustainfem Před měsícem

      I love Sid

    • @arvindhmani06
      @arvindhmani06 Před měsícem +2

      And yet, 3 episodes about parking isn't nearly enough to cover the breadth of stories the topic of parking can get you in a city like NYC!

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Před měsícem +1

      @@arvindhmani06 Nope. Like I said..that was just the 3rd season. They did more later on...the handicap spot, Jiffy Park, etc..👍

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Před měsícem +66

    “Do you know anything about this pretzel guy? Maybe he’s been in the bar a REALLY long time and he’s really depressed because has NO JOB AND NO WOMAN AND HE’S PARKING CARS FOR A LIVING!!!! ALRIGHT SHUT UP!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! I HEAR YOU!!! I’M COMING DOWN!!!! THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!”
    George Costanza’s finest moment on Seinfeld.

  • @petersmit7650
    @petersmit7650 Před měsícem +42

    These pretzels..............ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY !!!!!!!!

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Před měsícem +25

    "Who put cookies in his mouth?"

    • @Redfoot138
      @Redfoot138 Před měsícem +8

      "You're not supposed to do that"

  • @user-ue4rd1mf1v
    @user-ue4rd1mf1v Před měsícem +3

    " i don't want to get into a whole dispute about the pants"

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Před měsícem +14

    "these pretzels are making me thirsty!" and they said it's a show about nothing... The nerve!

  • @shareofmoney
    @shareofmoney Před měsícem +36

    My question is who is putting on your pants? 😂😂😂

  • @johnzajac9849
    @johnzajac9849 Před měsícem +17

    ‘Sid’ is played by Jay Brooks.

  • @avisnocturna8942
    @avisnocturna8942 Před měsícem +5

    "You can liquefy a cookie"

  • @vitodesimone8120
    @vitodesimone8120 Před měsícem +10

    Amazingly hilarious show.

  • @andoncroft
    @andoncroft Před měsícem +7

    Kramer's voice is oddly relaxing 😇

  • @MetalGod999
    @MetalGod999 Před měsícem +6

    Personally, I think The Alternate Side is one of the funnier episodes in the Seinfeld catalog! Classic! 👍😆😂

  • @fakename6658
    @fakename6658 Před měsícem +17

    $50 back then in 1991 is roughly $114 now.

    • @KeyboardBuster
      @KeyboardBuster Před měsícem +1

      Nah man, $50 in 2014 is like $100 in 2024 money.
      $50 in those days is even worse.

    • @gordonalsop8537
      @gordonalsop8537 Před měsícem

      Beats paying for a parking spot in New York - even in the 90s.

  • @petezaguy6054
    @petezaguy6054 Před měsícem +17

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!!!!

  • @kiraofthesky5561
    @kiraofthesky5561 Před měsícem +5

    These pretzels are making me thirsty 😂

  • @Weebs82589
    @Weebs82589 Před měsícem +11

    3:04 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! I HEAR YOU, IM COMING DOWN. THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

  • @freewheelin173
    @freewheelin173 Před měsícem +11

    These pretzels are making ME thirsty

    • @SoDidWii
      @SoDidWii Před měsícem +6

      no no. These pretzels...are MAKING ME THIRSTY!

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Před měsícem +6

      No, see...you don't know how to act.

    • @Bleste011
      @Bleste011 Před měsícem +3

      ​​@@ianfinrir8724These pretzels .............. ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY. What no good?

  • @RudieObias
    @RudieObias Před měsícem +7

    Michael Richards telling Jerry Seinfeld that he can't act is hilarious! 🤣

    • @Newman.Cleaner
      @Newman.Cleaner Před měsícem +1

      I like how Jerry makes them do that. He made Julia say the finale stank at the Letterman final show.

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 Před měsícem +5

    George 😂

  • @Jose-se9pu
    @Jose-se9pu Před měsícem +2

    Seasons with unemployed George are peak Seinfeld

  • @Gen-X-Memories
    @Gen-X-Memories Před měsícem +3

    One of the funniest George episodes.

  • @encarnacionvillazana3270
    @encarnacionvillazana3270 Před měsícem +11

    The Real question is, Who's putting George's pants on?!
    😵‍💫😵

  • @gregmurphy7473
    @gregmurphy7473 Před měsícem +8

    May I have one of those, madam?

  • @lori25hu
    @lori25hu Před měsícem +1

    I tell you this show never gets old
    Is Gold
    Brilliantly written
    Brilliantly acted

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Před měsícem +1

    ROFL at George screaming the pretzels line out the window at the angry cars.

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR Před měsícem +4

    Jason is the GOAT

  • @joycampi7233
    @joycampi7233 Před měsícem +1

    It's one of my favorite episodes! I'm with Sid on the Wednesday. So vibrant, she'd be spinning.

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 Před měsícem +6

    Great episode👏💯👍

  • @shogunjobu
    @shogunjobu Před měsícem +7

    Classic

  • @westsidejatt
    @westsidejatt Před měsícem +2

    1:26 this guy knew about self driving cars in the nineties 😂

  • @t-rexbatman36yearsago
    @t-rexbatman36yearsago Před měsícem +3

    1:00 😂😂😂even i was lost like jerry😂😂

  • @scottbarker9058
    @scottbarker9058 Před měsícem +1

    the way the black guy humiliates george,,is hillarious!!!

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Před měsícem +7

    The first time that George definetly crossed the line between man and bum

  • @jccavoli8945
    @jccavoli8945 Před měsícem +1

    Sid is the man
    .. cars can move themselves

  • @Mene0
    @Mene0 Před měsícem +1

    One of the greatest episodes

  • @cormorant_on_arock7934
    @cormorant_on_arock7934 Před měsícem

    this is the EPITOME of Seinfeld! Love it

  • @AMac-qd6ft
    @AMac-qd6ft Před měsícem +1

    "Should I apologize to Woody...?"

  • @pse888
    @pse888 Před měsícem +17

    I can't believe that George (Jason Alexander) never won an Emmy. Absurd. Elaine and Jerry did.

    • @SuperN1ntendoChalmers
      @SuperN1ntendoChalmers Před měsícem

      Jerry won because he created the show and wrote most of it. Elaine won because she was a hot woman, plain and simple. Her stories always suck and pull down the show. She is the Seinfeld equivalent of Applegate on MwC: only good looks.

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able Před měsícem

      ​@@SuperN1ntendoChalmersdisagree. The whole cast is great.

    • @SuperN1ntendoChalmers
      @SuperN1ntendoChalmers Před měsícem

      @@shonda79able I disagree. Elaine is just plain not funny and a total waste.

  • @petersmit7650
    @petersmit7650 Před měsícem +4

    Is that how yer gonna say it...?????

  • @ironclock
    @ironclock Před měsícem +19

    THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Newman.Cleaner
    @Newman.Cleaner Před měsícem +3

    Jason rules

  • @brunolondinese5857
    @brunolondinese5857 Před měsícem +3

    Get me Kramers shirt!

  • @LegalLatinoHeat
    @LegalLatinoHeat Před měsícem +10

    This problem still exists in NYC in 2024.

    • @curtisbrown5939
      @curtisbrown5939 Před měsícem +2

      Don't blame me, I voted for Trump 🖐️🤠

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able Před měsícem +3

      ​@curtisbrown5939 he was president and these problems still existed

    • @curtisbrown5939
      @curtisbrown5939 Před měsícem +1

      @@shonda79able Blame that on the current administration, because it's a lot worse.

    • @curtisbrown5939
      @curtisbrown5939 Před měsícem +1

      @@shonda79able do you buy groceries or put gas in your car, and do you pay attention?

    • @LegalLatinoHeat
      @LegalLatinoHeat Před měsícem +3

      @curtisbrown5939 that's one of the reasons I moved to Texas in 2021. Parking everywhere and my vote will count in November.

  • @LegionIscariot
    @LegionIscariot Před měsícem +4

    No no, see that's no good. See you don't know how to act.

  • @markadams9335
    @markadams9335 Před měsícem

    Who’s puttin YOUR pants on?! 😆

  • @bernanevarez8182
    @bernanevarez8182 Před měsícem

    It’s funny that kramer tells jerry “you can’t act” because when Seinfeld started airing that was one of the biggest criticisms of the show in the earlier seasons.. that Jerry didn’t know how to act and that they should’ve gotten a real actor 😂

  • @RLplusabunchofdumbnumbers
    @RLplusabunchofdumbnumbers Před měsícem

    Michael Richards talking up his friendship with Woody Allen - oh, this aged well.

  • @Rafael26926
    @Rafael26926 Před měsícem +3

    $2500 dollars at month in 1991 was a lot of money ? (Im from mexico )

    • @Gen_X
      @Gen_X Před měsícem +1

      Its still (2024) a lot of money in South Africa. This would be a comfortable middle income life for an individual.

  • @harvybolt5439
    @harvybolt5439 Před dnem

    I remember Shasta soft drinks.

  • @amonralice2
    @amonralice2 Před měsícem

    Oh, Georgie. 😂😂😂

  • @fakename6658
    @fakename6658 Před 22 dny

    Sid talks big but he's a fool.
    He forgot the keys in Jerry's car and it was stolen.

  • @lukedaniell
    @lukedaniell Před měsícem

    These pretzels are MAKING ME THIRSTY!!

  • @robquin1525
    @robquin1525 Před měsícem +2

    1:41

  • @johncole273
    @johncole273 Před měsícem

    I need bucket of water

  • @emmanuelzermeno1588
    @emmanuelzermeno1588 Před 23 dny

    Why was George having so much trouble moving the cars

  • @waryaawariiri1812
    @waryaawariiri1812 Před měsícem

    This Wednesday vs next Wednesday debate at 1:00 timestamp is good. When does 'this' (day) end and 'next' (of the day) begin?

  • @rohitojha9468
    @rohitojha9468 Před 14 dny

    I can't believe 😮 he didn't win emmy.

  • @StandUpForCanada1867
    @StandUpForCanada1867 Před měsícem

    WHO IS THE ACTOR playing Sid?? That voice sounds really familiar.

  • @christrotter3052
    @christrotter3052 Před měsícem

    Whos putting on your pants?

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 Před měsícem

    Where did George get that belt to carry all the keys?

  • @illygah
    @illygah Před měsícem

    the captions need to be improved. why can't the captions from the original broadcasts be uploaded to youtube? the fcc has dropped the ball.

  • @tomcripps7229
    @tomcripps7229 Před měsícem +1

    No no. That's no good. You see, you don't know how to act.

  • @SmartVandelay
    @SmartVandelay Před měsícem

    Jerry's outfit is ridiculous. Looks like the prison uniform from the finale.

  • @user-xd2rj1tx4y
    @user-xd2rj1tx4y Před měsícem

    What he’ll woody,island,what he’ll happen to him gitmo

  • @davidnathanieljones7516
    @davidnathanieljones7516 Před měsícem

    I was enjoying the show until the episode where Susan passed. I can't help seeing that George is an evil person

  • @Vimukta
    @Vimukta Před měsícem +2

    See you don't know how to act 😊

  • @ivervj2923
    @ivervj2923 Před měsícem +1

    You don't know how to act 🤣

  • @cruzmizzl
    @cruzmizzl Před měsícem

    And no one got distracted by Woody Allen's step daughter/wife... Or was she home waiting for "daddy"?

  • @Former_Employee
    @Former_Employee Před měsícem +2

    I'm surprised Kramer didn't flip when the white man got interrupted

  • @paddyoak1
    @paddyoak1 Před měsícem +1

    Never liked Woody Allen movies

  • @Y_hass
    @Y_hass Před měsícem

    Given that Sid is black, I am sure Kramer doesn't want him to move his car