The Terrorists Who Attacked Congress At The President's Direction Came Prepared To Kill
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- čas přidán 15. 06. 2024
- Stephen didn't get a lot of sleep last weekend, as horrific scenes from last week's violent insurrection at the U.S. Capitol played over and again in his head. It now appears clear that the armed mob, who were organized and cheered on by the president and his GOP backers in the House and Senate, came to the nation's capital prepared to commit acts of violence against members of Congress and Vice President Mike Pence.
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A failed coup that goes unpunished becomes a training exercise.
Lots of false flags have been training exercises
Spot on 👍👌
Precisely!!!
Seen this too many places
It was a dumb riot. Not a coup attempt.
Just look at most of the morons just wandering about doing stupid stuff. There was no plan for pretty much all those people there. You really think viking tosser was dressed for combat and serious business?
Pay attention, ffs.
We need to stress the point that the Mayor of NYC durring 9/11's terrorist attack actually INCITED the terrorist attack on January 6th at the Capitol! Just let that fact sink in... >_
OMG
Ya know, this is funny, sureal, and terrifying all in one go
_sigh_ Sometimes I hate it when I realize things. This needs to be kept in everyone's minds. The "anti-terrorist Messiah" has now become the thing he swore to defeat. This all just seems like a bad, _bad_ movie sometimes.
wait, wait - you’re meaning to tell us you still think 9/11 was an outside job??
@@neverabore Oh lord, here we go again!
"It's not a Coincidence, it's a Consequence." Honestly, this is the wisest, quickest way to sum up everything. Did anyone else feel any resonance, or a sense of impact when he said that? Chills.😮
Sinclair Lewis's quote: "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross" seems prophetic now in relation to Trump and Pence.
Indeed. However, I share Arnold Schwarzenegger's optimism. This nation has been through hell in its 280+ years. Wars, racism, insurrection, the country has gone through the kind of shit that would break most nations. We'll get through this, so long as the majority continues to stand against the fascists.
Also, I'd like to take a victory lap for being able to spell Schwarzenegger's last name.
Actually no, he never wrote or said that according to the Sinclair Lewis society website. But don't feel bad, I'm sure real facts confuse and scare you.
The quote is of unknown origin, but Sinclair Lewis had plenty to say in his book "It Can't Happen Here."
www.snopes.com/fact-check/sinclair-lewis-on-fascism/
Seems the closest we can find is James Waterman Wise Jr. in 1936:
James Waterman Wise, Jr., in a recent address here before the liberal John Reed club said that Hearst and Coughlin are the two chief exponents of fascism in America. If fascism comes, he added, it will not be identified with any “shirt” movement, nor with an “insignia,” but it will probably be “wrapped up in the American flag and heralded as a plea for liberty and preservation of the constitution.”
Sounds like the GOP in a nutshell, really. Wrap themselves in the flag, pretend to be the only patriots, and push their dogma under the guise of constitutionalism.
Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine
Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump
@Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again...
@Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions.
@Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in...
Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device...
Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly.
Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most.
Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners...
We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help.
It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives...
When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great...
As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide...
Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible...
This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society.
That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight...
Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us.
We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin.
Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs...
This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable...
Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW......
@@jesuszamora6949 Dude you rock, way to spell, brother! :)
Pro-cop riot beating a police officer with an American flag while shouting “USA! USA!” is actually perhaps the most modern example of what it’s like to live here
He found out the ugly truth in the center of his beliefs: he is nothing but an expendable tool even to his own sympathizers.
Yep. That pretty much sums it up.
The reptile snake chomping on its own tail.
That honestly makes me so confused about wtf these people want. Do they even know? What are they rioting against, or for??
@@thisismysea
for: facism
against: democracy
"Impeachment is divisive" has the same energy as you being blamed for tearing the family apart when you call the cops on an abusive spouse.
Good analogy. Very appropriate.
You guys didn't care about anything being divisive from 2016 to 2020. We watched you burn cities and then tell us that these guys were 'secret white supremacists'.
Thing is, you don't want to have a united country. You are made of hate. You don't even have causes you believe in, you just have people that you hate.
Bring your war already. We've been waiting.
A lot longer than you have been flirting with the idea.
Exactly. Great analogy
Spot on , brother
@@elijahherstal776 what cities were burned? There were a few buildings burned. And pretty much everyone has said that this is wrong. But there is a difference from an empty police station or a target getting burned and storming the capital and calling for the public murder of elected officials.
Also progressives are all about getting everyone healthcare, increasing freedom, and growing democracy. These are not hateful. What is hateful is blaming economic problems on immigration or poor people instead of the systems that incentivize profits over people.
More clearly stated:
"We don't negotiate with terrorists - We ARE the terrorists."
@Calvin Parish listen here Karen, you MAGA are the problem, and we’re not commies or leftist. In fact we’re far more likely to be centre-left statistically, and being “leftist” isn’t an insult. The fact that you don’t realise this means most likely lack both basic intelligence and probably looks too. Bye
Exactly what I was thinking!
Calvin Parish, actually according to the FBI, 97% of the protests were peaceful, and violence and looting may have been due to right wing agitators in the crowds.
Yeah that one bad day at the Capitol reminded me of the 100+ days or terrorist rioting across the country last year. 30+ dead, Trump supporter executed in cold blooded murder, billions in destruction of government buildings and private property. So fucking disgusting. Democrats didn't care about that. Just this one day that was a MOSTLY PEACEFUL PROTEST
Clearly Parler is down…
That footage of the cop being attacked with bats and the other one being crushed in the door, that was terrifying. Dear Lord these people bring shame upon your name, pretending to be Christian and then doing these horrible murderous acts, shame on all who participated. May they be brought to swift justice.
All those people looked like they were picked up on the street begging for "Crac* Money!"
@LeftSideDown Who did BLM kill again?
@LeftSideDown You make a claim, you provide the evidence. Simple as that.
@@policerthought5649 hundreds
BLM killed hundreds and rioted burned broke pillaged for months…… 🦗 🦗
There is one and only one thing I have learned over the last four years: “NEVER think things have hit rock bottom already”
Thought we had hit rock bottom, then found out rock bottom had a basement
Literally said this to a colleague at work - it can ALWAYS get worse 🙃
Yep. Never underestimate the chance things could get even worse, or the ability of humans to do even stupider stuff than you ever thought possible.
@@eyeonit469 Then rock bottom’s basement has a dungeon.
And it still hasn't reached the bottom yet. Not by a long shot.
"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov
stupidity, imo, is not taking a big picture approach to living your life and failing to consider everything in an historical context. if you were as intelligent as you claim to be, you would see that the CCP has infiltrated, bought off, and influenced american politics and the media (by any means necessary) to such an extent that people are blind to everything around them.
Trump and Trump supporters are terrorists
America is most undemocratic country in the world
@Timothy Harned With a type writer or a pen?
Well at least 01110011101=
@@yo-ry1np 925........
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"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities."
-Voltaire
I keep seeing this and replying, "Voltaire 2024"...
That is a lot of words, so they just call it "red pilling" now.
@@StudeSteve62;He's been dead for sometime.
@@abram730; No fool, it has a truth that will resonate throughout the ages! (bet you're a drumpf voter).
@@guynorth3277 I never voted for the orange clown, but I did throw up in my mouth a bit voting for senator credit card.
Colbert delivers comedic genius so consistently, and I hope people don't start to take it for granted.
"But I want to point out that no AMERICANS were CHEERING for the *TERRORISTS BACK THEN!* "
I feel that. Real anger.
And what did you call the seattle androdgony zone?
@@dankjankings7339 hahaha androgyny zone so it could have been a male or female zone hahahaha idiot. I do believe it’s autonomous zone you are looking for.
This is just untrue and a rewriting of history. At the time of 9/11, many people were not only blaming our own government as an Inside Job", others we're blaming America because "of what we've done in the Middle East" .
Many people defended the terrorists. And blamed the president , just like is happening now.
@@Sweetlyfe thank you. Your comment really does make it even funnier
@frankos rooni well they were trying to overthrow every major police department in the country on the first nights of the george floyd riots. they were trying to ensue anarchy on a much larger scale and they're not classified as terrorists? I'm not on any side here but theres definitely a double standard.
“It’s a consequence. You don’t recognize it because you’ve never faced one before.”
Trump and Trump supporters are terrorists
America is most undemocratic country in the world
@@arjmobile5010 I fled a military junta with my family as a child. I watched my home burn and friends and neighbors displaced. Your ignorance is beyond redemption. I co sponsored my friend's wife and son in naturalization from venezuela, you should here there story. But I know your I'll take pride in victemhood while you live even if lower class in a oppulance reserved for middle class and higher in the developing world. You are offended by mere words and images. Oh how your ancestors must be proud.
@@pisto30 Really, do I scare you? Would you like a hug? Come here buba lemme cuddles. We can be friends.
@@dasausyman5954 "victemhood", "oppulance"... god have mercy, trumpettes are stupid.
@@48917032 you got me. That was such a well formed argument that clearly all must bow before you intellectual and moral superiority. My life experience to your outrage is nothing when presented so well. Next time just type, reeeeee
I love the way they're now treating Agent Orange's name like a cuss word
husband, to wife curled up on the floor with fresh cuts, bruises and broken bones: "i love you, you are very special. we need to get past this, unite, move on together. and don't forget, calling the cops will only make it worse."
Trump has all of the characteristics of an abuser
You hit the nail on the head perfect analogy
I can absolutely resonate with this as I'm about 4 years out of an abusive marriage. I heard all of this and what's worse? I had no recourse as my former husband has family money and connections in high places. I live in a "Mormonocracy " and the church will protect it's own, especially if they have money and connections. I very much hope Melania has seen to her and Barron's safety because Trump is likely going to be like a caged wild animal for awhile and more dangerous since he's cornered.
How Trump treats America.
“It’s not a coincidence, it’s a CONSEQUENCE! I know it’s hard for you to recognize because you’ve never seen one before!” Truly awesome.
That chip off the old turd! 💩🤣
Trump and Trump supporters are terrorists
America is most undemocratic country in the world
I’m genuinely glad to see that Stephen is making no attempt to cover that he’s genuinely fucking pissed off.
Most of us are really pissed off by these traitors and this shitshow of a government.
Why would he cover it?
Most people think the same.
Or that Stephen is an idiot. Since he has no new material to talk about other than bashing Trump. He’s not funny at all!
@@mfnryt He's not trying to be funny because this isn't funny, you fool!
@@mfnryt he is not trying to be funny you fool, he is bloody mad, like most of us real Americans
"The fat man acted like a little boy." Pure genius. But how sad.
Radiohead says it best - although _years ago:_
*"Kicking, screaming, Gucci little piggy."*
For those who don't know, "Fat Man" and "Little Boy" were nicknames of atomic bombs dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima...
“You knew I was a snake once you took me in!” I’ve been wondering about that quote since he said it. Inspired one of my old band’s songs years ago.
“Is not a coincidence, it’s a CONSEQUENCE! you wouldn’t know cause you never faced one!” - great line mr Colbert.
Brilliant line! 😭
It is but don’t forget his writers they work diligently w him to make the show. Shout out to Colbert and his team!
Colbert keeps pretending that Trump and other Republicans are the only ones who do outrageous things. Total homer and total “cover my a”er. He votes Democratic and then doesn’t have the courage to bring up any outrageous Democratic behavior.
Fake liberal. True Leftist.
Let's be careful about saying "It can't get any worse." It can ALWAYS get worse.
Every day since he started his campaign, he has gotten worse and done so many things that normal people would not do and yet ten days to go.
Agreed, sadly it’s not over yet.
ALWAYS!
Trump is constant proof of Murphy's Law
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong"
As long as we see each other as the enemy we fail to recognize the discord being purposefully sewn into the fabric of our nation...
I just love that they stopped using the orange one‘s name completely 🥰
Thanks, Stephen! I really needed the laugh I got from that Giant ImPeachment!
"It's not a coincidence. It's a consequence."
Which they might not recognize since they've not faced one before. This time there must be consequences.
@@kathryngeeslin9509 I was saying the same thing...
...except when I said it, cities were on fire. It was earlier this year, not sure if you caught that.
You killing me here😅😅
Ramification is IMO more appropriate to reference
Duh!!!
“Learned his lesson” said senator Susan Collins after the first impeachment. And they talk about him like he’s a child that has been admonished.
They need to send him to his room, the one with bars over the door.
That is one Naive woman
Get rid of ALL lil Donnie's enablers from congress.
@@verawallace9055
None of them are naive. They're all a bunch of self-serving, power-thirsty maggots who strategically tried to completely destroy this country through enabling this Orange Pus Sack.
And they are doing that again.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. You make me feel less crazy.
Seriously one of the best episodes ever. Thank you.
Hey America, do you
finally understand
"stand back & stand by"
comment now!
Trust me buddy a lot of us were aware of what he meant when he said it.
@@unknownalien3837 Too bad ABC, NBC and CBS were not. Or at least possessing the intestinal fortitude to express it at the time.
Got Interrogative?
I don’t understand it yet -
am still feeling ill after sampling haggis.
@@g0679 Must have been a really shit haggis then cause good haggis is delicious.
The first time he was impeached they said "I think he's learned his lesson" like he was an 8 year old child. Clearly, he did learn his lesson, he can get away with whatever he wants.
Ah, but now he's almost out of power. Even if he somehow escapes impeachment again, Trump will have to deal with a DOJ that's eager to avenge itself for the damage Trump's done to it.
The professor? That should be on a T‐shirt. Beautifully said
@@jesuszamora6949 so now that those on the left have frauded Trump and the American people, who is the media and leftist going to blame going forward for all the world's woes?
@@spectralthundr9525 There will still be far-right lunatics who view anyone who doesn't agree with them 100% as "leftist" and don't see that the majority of us don't want your fascist dictator installed.
@@matthewklahn7523 US Senator from Maine Susan Collins, shortly after voting "not guilty" on both counts.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...
Ty Stephen, I don't think I could deal with this situation without u.
"No Americans were cheering for the Terrorists back then.
No One was making Excuses for the Terrorists.
No One Was Pretending THAT THEY WEREN'T TERRORISTS."
Speaking Truth To Power.
where was your outrage when BLM was burning down American cities, looting and killing people while Biden cheered them on and the democrats bailed out all that were arrested?
@@MorphineAbuser go away, troll.
@@MorphineAbuser damn right brother
Yea they were, heaps of people where rationalising why 911 was ultimately America’s fault. Many on the left too. What does ‘speaking truth to power’ even mean? As if Steven Colbert is powerless. Such a contrite statement
I don't know, I'm starting to believe Rudy was secretly cheering for Osama Bin Laden during 9/11.
Mike Pence's wife and daughter were in the Capitol during the insurrection. One would think he would be upset at his boss trying to kill his family, but hey, that's just me.
I personally think he's scared for the life of him and his family.
Not a great reason to not act, an understandable one though.
Well, he can't spend much time with them as Mother must always be present for him to meet them.
Ya gotta read inside the message...'if he doesn't,( Pence overturn the election in Congress),I'm going to like him a little bit less'... That clearly means a drone missile attack on the family home, or am I missing something?
The Republican party is weak in moral, intelligence, common sense, religion, and courage, except for Mitt Romney.
The GOP don't care. Trump once called Ted Cruz's wife ugly, but Ted is one of his biggest defenders
I knew I could count on you MR.Colbert too put this horror in proper perspective. Thank You soooo much
"It's not a coincidence, it's a consequence! I know it's hard for you to recognise it, because you've never faced one before!" 🤭👏
Slogan after 9/11 : "We will never Forget".
Slogan after 1/06 : " Let's Move on".
Biden better not pull an Obama and just let it go...
Nope - 1/06 - "Just Forget"
How do I retweet
@@billytheweasel Elsa, is that you?
@@billytheweasel Quick history lesson: George W. Bush was president when 9/11 took place. Obama wasn’t. Next?
And now everyone wants to just forget it???!! Typical of people who take no responsibility for their horrible actions.
Frustratingly it seems like it's easier for humanity to choose to forget horrible and tragic things that happen than it is to remember and learn from the actions of others.
@@scotttully8225 source?
are we surprised? just look at every mass shooting aftermath, right after it happens nothing but "stop dividing the country" and immediately after "we're trying to move on from this thing that happened what we're gonna call a long time ago but was actually just last week"
Yeah they forgot what they did by the time they got to the airport 😆
@@OlEgSaS32 yeah but mass shootings aren't usually carried out by mass mobs.
It's always great to hear Stephen's take on things.
This is one of the best intros I've seen in ages. Steven has been on fire since November but today the flames were blue.
"Its not a coincidence, its a consequence" THIS IS GOLD
That was awesome!
Easy to confuse if you've never learned to read, like most of the T**** family.
"Because this attack was far _worse_ than it first looked."
And the more we investigate, the more we find, the worse it gets.
czcams.com/video/dmeSGwVBoao/video.html
No worse then election fraud. In two months we were assured that election fraud never happened but we were told for four years it happened at an uncontrollable rate
@@Alamyst2011 Another yahoo that can't tell the difference between actual and factual and alleged and concocted ...
Yeah like did congress learn anything from 9/11? The house does oversee Capital security.
And yet aGolf Tweetler still walks free
Holy crap, that overpass sign joke was killer. My goodness. It was too quick, I hardly had a chance to savor it.
You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in. Oh God.
I love that he doesn’t hold back his anger.
How can any rational person. Some dump Trump protest music to send him packing czcams.com/video/RWvprHE6dNI/video.html
Constructive anger, not deranged anger like what we've been seeing these past few days.
@@whalesong999 how constructive is a burning apartment building? I'd say 'fiery but mostly peaceful'.
Lol. The same people who have been driving around with their “resist” bumper stickers are now shouting “conform!!”
And the same people that were telling us for the last decade that we have a racist criminal justice system that throws innocent black men in jail is to be trusted with regard to fraud during this election. Even though they wouldn’t even look at the evidence in many cases.
@@elijahherstal776 There is no blanket approval for any of it.
“It’s not a coincidence, it’s a consequence.” - well said Colbert!
👍🏼💯
Can we please drop Trump conversations , so tired 😋 looser some people can't take it, let's not waste time??!!? Drop it like a hard rrock DONE!!!!!!!!!! "" "" ""
where was your outrage when BLM was burning down American cities, looting and killing people while Biden cheered them on and the democrats bailed out all that were arrested?
@@MorphineAbuser You have nothing.
@@MorphineAbuser One is a legitimate civil rights movement fighting for police reform and accountability while the other one is a failed coup attempt fueled by white nationalism and baseless conspiracy theories. How the fuck do you even compare the two?
Trump: gets banned on all social media sites
Trump: “announcing my only fans”
Trump doesn't even wants to see his only fans
Haha yessah! I miss my thicc Donny boy, twitter ain't the same without him.
Omg thank you for the belly laugh. 😂 Come to think of it, I’m surprised he hasn’t set one up already so he can charge the MAGAts per post!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE how the T word has now become an expleative!
Truely a beautiful touch.
“Jughead Jihad - the yeeeeeehawdees!!!”. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 He nailed that! Remember he's a former red state resident, and he knows _exactly_ who he's talkin’ about! Tears, anger, disgust, and still, laughter, too. Thanks, Stephen Colbert and all your show members, too. ♥️
I've seen such delightful terms as "Y'all Quada" and "Vanilla ISIS" also go around on the internet.
The US got sieged by Duck Dynasty.
@@MikeGolfLima Actual ducks are smarter and wiser, tho.
The MAGA Moron Army should have been greeted with Pump Shotguns loaded with 00 Buckshot in the hands of the Capitol Police so that their rebellion ended on the 6th...
@@davidhollenshead4892 Making martyrs of morons would backfire. Watching them wail and cry from tear gas and rubber bullets are all it would take stop them and underscore all their mental, character, and physical weaknesses for the whole world to see. I hope the no fly list is just the least of their punishments now.
I'm Canadian. And enjoyed the comment from an American, "Never interrupt an enemy while they are making a mistake".
I like it! Plus, can I move there?
well put.
@@carltaylor4942 it’s actually Sun Tsu from the Art of War
Sun Tzu, right?
@@maseratimitch531 - Oh, OK! Thanks. My bad. Deleted my comment.
Profoundly sorrowful for the current state the US is in.
We'll get better. More people than not realize what a useless bastard this dude is, and he's down to only his most die-hard sycophants. Our nation has endured worse.
That was the best monologue that I have seen in a long time. Right on point!
"I think he learned his lesson" said Senator Collins as her excuse for not impeaching Trump last year.
The operative word is "thinks". She has no clue about how a sociopathic narcissist thinks or acts and has shown her lack of insight on a regular basis.
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Don't forget Tulsi Gabbard, a Democrat, voted "present" rather than voting to impeach. She's just as guilty as all of the Republican enablers, IMO.
They know he hasn't learned his lesson. Its a manipulation tactic. "Can you let my son go officer, he learned his lesson and you don't want to ruin his bright future now do you". If you don't want to do the time don't do the crime.
Roy Blunt just said same thing. Idiots
How do you do this Steve, everyday for the last 4 years. I admire your professionalism.
Thank God for Americans like Stephen Colbert.
How do you explain to Pence that “he’s just not that into you?”
I can't thank Stephen enough for using the term "terrorist" instead of rioters or mob
enjoy you're sky high taxes, communism and leftist insanity America. You voted for it.
@@jeffbrossard163 better than a fascist dictatorship.
Plus the democrats aren’t left wing. Sure left wing for America, but compare them to Canada, Europe...
@@Gothic7876 you cant give even one example of fascism you are sick and brainwashed. And yes harris is the farthest left dem ever. Nothing good at all will come from the dems
can we remind these idiots that
1. "yelling fire in a crowded theatre" isn't free speech.
2. Congress shall make no law limiting speech, but private companies can
3. encouraging, facilitating, or providing any comfort (like saying "we love you") to those engaged in insurrection is a federal crime and if convicted you face 10 years in prison plus you are barred for life from holding federal office
can we please bring these people to justice already
1> Giving a false alarm, making threats, etc. have never been covered by free speech.
2> Bake the cake, bigot
3> Then most of the people you voted for should be on trial for the same. Hopefully executed.
Can we please bring these 'creatures' to an end, and THEN start dealing with their enablers? I support allowing them to exist as property to their betters, and perhaps being allowed to speak as long as it is always in the third person using the pronoun 'it'.
This is the most important monologue you ever had
Tr*mp: intentionally supports violence and breaks twitter TOS multiple times
Twitter: bans him
Tr*mp and his fascist militia: *surprised pikachu face*
Stephen.. Thank God We Have YOU, Dear Sir!! THANK YOU For “Being There”!!!
yeah, never better
Steven makes more sense as a comedian then politicians are
I am furious that he isn't ALREADY removed from office.
Are you really!? Like your world can't go on? You go to sleep furious and wake up furious?
Yes, furious as well.
Im furious that hideous orange creature isn't already in Prison.
Removed from office for what, for speaking at a protest where he said, "cheer on the Senators and Congressmen and women, and head over to the Capitol peacefully to make our voices heard."
@@patrickbateman206 "...you’ll never take back our country with weakness. You have to show strength, and you have to be strong." "fight" "stolen from us" "assault on democracy" "Mike Pence is going to have to come through for us. And if he doesn’t, that will be a sad day for our country" "had enough" to a crowd armed with poles, pipes, baseball bats, explosives, climbing gear... Uh, sure... Super innocent, right?
Stephen...it's sad what happened, mobs always tend to derail by the actions of some rotten apples who should be made accountable and prosecuted for their actions. God blessed you all!
colbert is my spiritual healing in these trying times
Never elect a clown unless you want a circus.
In a country full of clowns and circus are parts of life, this is exactly what they want.
@@WEBFundamental well i think most of us would rather get out of the circus instead of staying clowns, don't you think?
So what do you get when you elect a mob boss?
Well America just have if Biden gets inaugurated . Time to learn Chinese boys and girls.
@@bartholomewchuzzlewit4356 Oh dear. Another idiot that somehow believes that The Democratic Party is in any way communist... or for that matter still think of China (or Russia) as truly communist... In dact, I bet you wouldn't even be able to define the concept...
No internet, no TV and no going outside. Sound like grounding a child.
@Mark My only comfort is that he will be alone and afraid when his day comes. His vulture children will abandon him as soon as the money runs out (and it will soon), and all the "friends" he bought will be nowhere near him now that his name is synonymous with terrorism and insurrection. It's no less than Trump deserves.
I'm watching this 4 days late, so my comments are after the fact - but this is the *best* I've seen from Stephen to date. Dry, punishing sarcasm doesn't always work, but BOY - this time, it's spot on.
Stephen, keep this standard up - the delivery was superb, driven by a cold, righteous anger that is perfectly judged.
Whatever happens in the next few days, I am convinced it is a new beginning. To think otherwise is pointless.
Stay Safe - from Dorset, UK (where we are dying)
That background giggle at 6:22 was priceless!! xD
Stephen has zero chill left and I'm here for it. I feel the same but he can phrase it so much better!
Don't forget the flex cuffs. They went prepared to take hostages.
Prisoners. They planned to execute them, not let them go later.
Nothing makeshift about that gallows - it was a functional one. They couldn't have been more clear that the attack was intended to lead to executions. How that isn't terrorism - only in the US.
QUOTE: CATCH AND KILL: ENQUOTE - THEY WERE AFTER PELOSI !!!
there were also people with onions, which help against tear gas
@@sandwichbreath0 perhaps it's only an "actual " gallows, if it is used successfully for its intended purpose...
Well said. Your my hero!!
Trumpster fires: "BIG TECH IS TRYING TO CONTROL US!"
Also Trumpster fires - bring all of their GPS-carrying smart phones to their criminal activities.
"Touched a hot stove"? They are literally using analogies appropriate for a CHILD.
Remember it's the toddler in chief
As is appropriate for T****.
Roy Blunt was attempting to minimise what was genuinely an effort to mount a coup. Of course, he is a member of the party which would remain in power after the coup, so that would explain his lack of concern.
Kind of, but not really thought. With a child, there is no need to lie about them learning from touching a hot stove.
"Grab 'em by the HOT STOVE " ...an INSTANT classic .
This monologue is a masterpiece.
Agreed! Stephen Colbert is the best late night host since Johnny Carson.
Thank you so much.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.
Colbert is a comic genius. Both he and Seth Meyers have managed to brilliantly find the comedy in the situation without ever diminishing its seriousness.
Seth Meyers suck and is not funny
They are both propaganda puppets and that fact that you watch them regularly just shows how brain dead you are and that you lack the intelligence to form your own opinion and can only repeat what you are told. where was your outrage when BLM was burning down American cities, looting and killing people while Biden cheered them on and the democrats bailed out all that were arrested?
I like the serious Stephen, some things aren't funny and he shouldn't try to make it so
@@Zxcvbnmmmmm Don't forget James Corden.
@@MorphineAbuser "You can't form your own opinions!" Also you: tired, hopelessly skewed talking points pushed by far-right propagandists. Pot, meet kettle.
He MUST be impeached, charged, and stripped of all ex-presidents' privileges!
Trump and Trump supporters are terrorists
America is most undemocratic country in the world
Grow up... You ever been to Holland!!!
Are even aware what a democrat is?
@@arjmobile5010 and you feed on hate and spread it.
Worship a comedian geeee real truth there.
Do you even realise what's really going on.
God bless you
@@jesuswarrior6468 there is no excusing or explaining right with terrorism. To do either of those is to be a terrorist sympathizer. This country doesn’t treat terrorists kindly. We aren’t going to start now.
I just ignored this, and now on the 15th I'm really seeing this.
"The fat man acted like a little boy." That's SOME joke-writing! 🤣
The "YEEEEEHADI's" was absolutely brilliant.
The other one is Y'all Qaeda...
Actually, it is religious war. They have blind faith in their prophet and many of them are even ready to kill for him.
I been using Vanilla Isis.
I think since they were to alarge extent dressed in camo that they maybe have been yee hawd joes.
Truly made me laugh.
Stephen barely had patience for jokes, he's still furious. Rightly so.
Colbert has been the best part of the trump era, his controlled fury and clever wordplay has just gotten better and better, now his wit can draw blood, I love it- he's been more presidential than the actual president...same with Seth Meyers and Trevor Noah, they all blossomed, we got more truth and leadership from our comedians than from the politicians lol sigh
Successful comedians (on the whole) possess inherent qualities that tend towards more sensitivity than your average politician. Hence the reason for more empathy and fury when they witness a clear and indisputable injustice and assault on our democracy.
Yeah too bad he didn't show one ounce of concern during the terrorism of BLM throughout last year. Maybe he's a tad bit biased.
As should, and must, all TRUE patriots! Only a handful of the traitors have been caught, and The Creature In Chief is still skulking around like Gollum in the swamp. We're not moving fast enough to catch them all.
"Fat Man acted like a Little Boy." (Coming at the end of a long string of nuclear references)
"It's not a coincidence it's a consequence."
Two beauties there. I am sure there were more but those 2 hit me.
"I don't know if that's a great idea. The president has a reeeeeally hard time with platforms." 😂😂😂😂😂
Watching all this from Germany, it is like an extremely scary Déjà-vu
Except this corrupt leader refuses to shoot himself in the head
Same, but not only since last Wednesday. Also, Arnold seems to think in the same direction.
It's not surprising, that we are more aware of our history than most Americans, who probably have much less in-depth history lessons on the topic.
@@crono6664 There is not much he could harm ...
@@Bitfire31337 I really do not hope they have to learn this lesson. Currently they seem to totally helpless and have no clue what to do even when the difference between right and wrong is so clear. If the administration fails, they have a scary high price to pay.
Don't worry bruh.
So glad there are smart, funny and talented people like Stephen who care.
That’s true my dear
"Pleasuring himself with a double cheeseburger"
Don't knocking till you try it!! 🤣
Yeeeeikes!
Thanks Stephen for your heartfelt comments. Spot on and correct!
It’s good that Stephen had guts to call them what they really were
Yeah
@Nixon E Nah
@Nixon E I- what? I don't like my own comments.. and the person in my pfp is a kpop idol. She's, uh, Korean.
"peaceful protesters".......is all they were.
Were? They still are..
"Those who don't remember the past are doomed to repeat it"
Stephens been going tf off recently
You love to see it 😂
Thank you for telling it out.. horrible event in our capitol..
People keep calling Parler "MeinSpace" and I can't stop laughing about it.
That's pretty great, lol
Because as we all know, free speech is all about having the same opinion as everyone else and if you don't you must be silenced!
@@GeneralG1810 where do you draw the line?
@@GeneralG1810 Free speech is great and all, but what you CAN'T do is glorify shit like 6MWE etc. And that's what Parler all about.
@@GeneralG1810 Free speech is great and all, until someone uses it to weaponize a mob to storm Capitol Hill, disrupt and overturn a legitimate vote by violent force.
Free speech ---> Attempted coup.
"Consider this, you are wrong" quality quote right there.
I want that as a t-shirt. Seriously. Put it up on Etsy or somewhere and I will show you dosh!
I just hope and pray that Biden makes ZERO changes to his Inauguration, saving for Covid? If one single thing is changed, other than ramping up security, the Confederate Terrorists will call that a victory, and take it as an INVITATION to push harder, and again. I hope they’re prepared to mow them down, and intern the survivors! Seriously. This is the hour for RESOLVE, and Joe cannot afford to let them see him bleed. No flinching. We face the threat DOWN! And we CRUSH THEM. It’s the only way left!
Consider this your a hypocrite who only dislikes political violence when it's the other side doing it..
@@jankoleon3785 I dislike ALL political violence. BLM/Antifa protesters were mostly peaceful. It's that the focus was too much on those who were making things ugly.
You can't equate the two.
@@jankoleon3785 Consider this: There is a difference between violence at a political protest and an attempted violent overthrow of a democratically elected government.
Stephen is like “No! 🤯 it’s not a coincidence don jr!” 😂😂
6:25 The laugh in the background lmao
This is actually the emotions I expected from Stephen last week. He speaks for many people not just in the States but worldwide.
You let others speak for you as you are to weak to do it yourself. You empower the wrong people.
You have no idea what the rest of the world thinks. We are wondering why they voted in a crook like Biden, and wondering why they were all cheering when ANTIFA and BLM burns down cities on a violent spree.
We are back to thinking America is a joke as we did when they had Obama in charge.
Susan Collins said when Trump was impeached the first time "I think he learned his lesson". Clearly he didn't.
It's incredible that anybody was so pathetically tone deaf as to repeat that stupid phrase *now.*
I know!! All this deja vu is making me sick.
I'll bet Susan Collins hasn't learned her lesson either. Its not in a Conservative's nature to show personal Progress.
Collins needs to leave and stay far away from politics.
She's always "concerned" but never surprised or disappointed or ready to act against him...
What an amazing show this episode
Stephen : Never give up ; or else we're next... JF from Canada.