@@sci_pain3409 Wow! You wasted this here, instead of on an 'am I the only one [...]'. This is your peak. You're done - Dear Leader thought you could be more than that.
“Do you think anyone’s having a good time? Cause I’m filled with anxiety and this isn’t even a real party” I’ve never heard truer words. I didn’t like those games cause i felt like i was inconveniencing people that didn’t even exist
09:08 "A B C, I caan't see noow" 09:44 "if this isn't euphoria, i don't know what is." 09:47 *complete silence* Kevin: "lemme show you what its all about"
*In case you didn’t know, this is exactly how being a DJ works: the glasses are like military stars, they represent the talent, the more a Disk Jockey earns, the more authority he has.* *_So far I’ve never seen someone at the level of Kevin, he must be the legendary Scratcher of the prophecy._*
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I'm in uni and I'm literally watching this while everyone's partying outside. Kevin, mah boe, you're not alone. (Btw I really wanna see Kevin play Guitar Hero now.)
I have some ideas for DJ Jim Pickens name... DJ Pick DJim DJ pickles DJ Jim Jimmy P Picky Jim Sunny Jim (he can only be called that if he wears at least 4 pairs of sun glasses) I think you get the idea
Not all heroes wear capes.
_Some wear 4 sunglasses at once._
How to properly clean your metal computer Kevin should heart that comment
Not all heroes wear capes but they have clean computers.
Only good heroes do that
your no longer welcome here without your warrant.
*BOOTIFUL*
"It allows me to fullfill the male fantasy: being socially accepted"
Too true, Kevin, too true.
i would like this but it’s at 420 likes and i just can’t bring myself to ruin that...
666th like 👀
"I don't understand why they wouldn't teach me this in the tutorial that I skipped."
I think that this quote sums up this channel pretty well.
I-
I HAVE A FRIEND???
YOU WON'T REGRET THIS MISTER DJ KEVI SIR
"You may miss important information if you skip the tutorial. Are you sure you want to proceed?" "YES! ...what the hell is a crossfade?"
Wow! It's almost like we watched the same video!
@@sci_pain3409 Yikes, how dare they comment a quote from the video!
@@sci_pain3409 Wow! You wasted this here, instead of on an 'am I the only one [...]'. This is your peak. You're done - Dear Leader thought you could be more than that.
TheTracerAddict I mean it’s not really funny to just quote a video...
@@sci_pain3409 better than 53636875 'day x of x' comments
In the midst of all the mayhem, Jim Pickens appeared. I feel comforted.
ikr? Same 😌
I was watching a news brodcast at school the other day and saw a human form of jim pickens lol
@@killercowboy464 human form? Are you insinuating he's usually an extraterrestrial.?????
Kevin: has microphone on his headset
Also Kevin: uses second microphone to strangle himself
Callmekevin but he's gonna blast despacito at my funeral
Jonas Robert 1 or 2?
@@okxack3199 We stayin original so 1
despacito is my favorite KPop song, right after Ring Of Fire c:
Panic! What about the ring of despacito?
@@okxack3199 ah yes, Ring Of Despacito sung by my favorite singer Fonsi Cash
OH MY GOD
DJ KEVO AT A FUNERAL PLAYING "ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST"
How about feeding the entire family nans ashes
KILLER QUEEN! DAISAN NO BAKUDAN! BITES ZA DUSTO! ゴゴゴゴ
@@mr.mysterious186 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?
Would prefer ring of fire tbh
@@jezzinurpants He fell into a burning ring of fire, rest in peace.
“It allows me fulfill the male fantasy... being socially accepted” LOOOL
Haha yeah, what a joke
Lord Dog lol IKR that’s the real male fantasy
Kevin please play Kenshi, the game will love you.
@@notvladimirputin2885 why are you saying this again just make your own comment
'It allows me to fulfil the male fantasy... being socially accepted'
Oh trust me that's the female fantasy too
:(
Non binary fantasy aswell
Gender fluid fantasy too
And it's just a fantasy. It's not going to happen.
@@siyotsistu lmfaooo. No.
“Do you think anyone’s having a good time? Cause I’m filled with anxiety and this isn’t even a real party” I’ve never heard truer words. I didn’t like those games cause i felt like i was inconveniencing people that didn’t even exist
Thanks to Kevin, "feck" has become a part of my everyday vocabulary.
I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
it's bad
f.dyer0528 same omg 😂
Ah sure ya need a bit of Irish in ya somewhere
In Ireland feck is a very popular greeting!!😐
Father Ted introduced it to me, Kevin's reinforcing my usage of it
Kevin: I'm gonna kill myself.
Me: oh no.
Kevin: by accident I should add.
Me: oh ya that's fine
Probably gonna get run over again.
Its not kevin its dj kevi
@@casualprogrammer5201 true that's my bad.
Utter nonsense.
@@Rubenwil And get reincarnated as a dj
''Euphoria activate!'' That sums up this video and your channel so well
“London isn’t even a town it’s a city”
Que hysterical laughing
Queue🙅♂️
Q 🙅♂️
y’all dumb it’s cue
@@daisyksx okay so they made a mistake. Doesn't make them dumb.
Despairingly Editing dude i’m not serious 😳 i don’t have the right to genuinely call anyone dumb i’m stupid as fuck
Well if its legally binding...I GUESS we could be friends
Kevin please play Kenshi, the game will love you.
@@notvladimirputin2885 you suggest that you don't already love him I thought that was in the contract
Lovely
@@haywirechrono011 But... that person was sayin Kenshi will love Kevin if Kevin plays Kenshi
next funeral I attend i am hiring you to play during the church service!
My favourite part of this comment is how it's not even gonna be a funeral you're organising, just one you turned up to with a DJ in tow.
When DJ Kevi, the 1.9m subscriber count CZcamsr, walks in, Marshmello and deadmau5 get scared.
*2.65 million subcriber count CZcamsr
*2.66 million subscriber count CZcamsr
3mil now XD
5:26 “Why be at an real party, when you can be at a virtual one.”
Kevin predicted the entirety of 2020.
0:37 how to be able seeing solar eclipse without getting blind
Fasya Nadhira I had a stroke reading this
Hahaha funny video Kevin
Can I please see my kids now
Sees Kevin come onto screen.
Kevin: Hey fellow kids.
Me: Oh god.
Kevin:gets one star
Also Kevin: I did well let’s end the video
It's the positivity we need in this world!
So today we aren't friends? I'm finally free!!
But I thought you would want to be in the cult of Jim Pickens
A guy who wears four sunglasses at once is always a friend. No need to say it, it just happens.
@Jim Pickens kinda late today huh, me too :/
Jaime Borjas once in the cult always in the cult
You can never leave
"Yes let's make this a party there's you and...and me" - Kevin a definitely not socially akward person.
"Why be at a real party when you can be at a virtual one?!" One year later, this has aged extremely well.
Kevin: you have to be friends with this
Me: ok I'm cool with that.
Hanging out with Kevin honestly sounds really fun
Day 1 of asking for DJ Kevi to remix ring of fire
Still better than dj khaled
I need that
seconded
Good idea
Love
Is a burning thing
4:45 Sounds like Ron's constant tiredness is slowly rubbing off on Kevin
“his confidence is peakin’”
*nods as his hat slowly slides off*
Sonia why
Nooooo
The cringe
i can't believe i laughed out loud on "are you ready... *pauses to dramatically take off the glasses* to rock!" joke
What an intro, I’m already intimidated because of how cool you are
Okay he liked my comment, I can die happy now
Thanks for the tip of practicing safe electrical, electricity practices. I might’ve died without that tip.
My house was once hit by a lightning, I can assure that's a good idea.
Rafael Alódio as long as you listen to DJ Kevi, all shall be fine. For extra benefits, worship Jim Pickens... it’s mandatory if you want to live.
Pavit, I surely do I even have a shrine with a Jim Pickens statue in my attic.
You know a forehead is big when it can fit four glasses at once.
How many glasses are enough???????
Kevin: *Yes*
Kevin, you're looking quite hip and funky fresh today.
I can't think of a better way to go out - the tag line for Kevin's funeral DJ hire service
THE PARALYZE JOKE MADE ME CHOKE IN MY WATER AN CANT BREATHE WHILE LAUGHING ALSO SPILL ALOT OF WATER
ARE YOU OKAY
SpectralBread3 ITS BEEN A YEAR I THINK ITS TOO LATE
Still recovering
Nothing but respect for MY president, DJ Kevi
DJ Kevvy more like dj bore ragnarok haha gottem
Please play goldeneye 64
Kevin needs to play just dance😤😤😤
True
I'm not sure but I think he's already played Goldeneye
Not goldeneye 64 there have been many a game titled goldeneye
Goldeneye 64 but it’s destroyed by cheat codes
Kevin has now agreed to DJ at our funerals, verbal contract.
I love how Kevin had to get the huge mic while he already had a mic on his headphones.
DJ Kevi 4 eurovision 2020
With 5 sunglasses he MUST have 2020 vision, he could totally win this
Exactly what I'm thinking. Eurovision 2020 got cancelled beacuse Kevin wasn't there. That's the real reason, not the virus.
Kevin could definitely fit more sunglasses on his head
No one
Kevin: ìm ä Dj!¡
Grognak, is it true that you stomp villages?
I remember you...have I seen you before?🤔
Bruh Kevin singing American boy was the absolute highlight of my day
09:08
"A B C, I caan't see noow"
09:44
"if this isn't euphoria, i don't know what is."
09:47
*complete silence*
Kevin: "lemme show you what its all about"
I’ll hire you for marrying me Kev! Just need you to sign some totally legit papers
Lol I feel like this is a trap
@@LulitaInPita How so? She said the papers are "totally legit." Lol
Kevin, wearing 3 sunglasses is my new favorite trend, thank you
He is wearing 4 sunglasses not 3
@@hasanmuneeb9500 Only Kevin can pull off 4, no one else is at that level yet
"I'm no hero, never was, never will be."
-Solid "Kevin" Snake, 2019
"It just sounds like I'm breaking the record." That's what DJs do, they scratch the record to make those noises😂😂
Day 1 of asking Kevin to bring back Baking Bad! :D
...Cool!
Someone's already counting that and they're on day 140 I believe
@@LulitaInPita I don't notice their comments, that's why I started :/
Kevin: uses copyrighted music
CZcams: wait that’s illegal
Anyone: uses copyrighted music
Anyone: "wait, that's illegal"
"WHAT THE HELL IS A CROSSFADE??"
Oh you poor, sweet, sweet, innocent Kevin.
*In case you didn’t know, this is exactly how being a DJ works: the glasses are like military stars, they represent the talent, the more a Disk Jockey earns, the more authority he has.*
*_So far I’ve never seen someone at the level of Kevin, he must be the legendary Scratcher of the prophecy._*
Hi Kevin, my grandpa died 2 days ago and we NEED someone to sing and dj 'another one bites the dust'.
Thank you
Nah he's still alive
*cant press a button* VIDEO GAMES ARE SO HARD
“I do funerals”
-Kevin 2019
9:46 *music stops*
*picks up mike like a boss*
"let me show you what its all about"
-kevin 2019
Who's Mike? 🤣 *mic
So when are they going to release DJ villain? Where is the equal representation for people like Kevin and I?
I can't wait for DJ Kevi to drop his next album.
Queen Potatocat ikr
How can one video hold so much chaotic energy
Kevin can you dj my funeral?
I want nothing but Ring Of Fire on repeat, your vocals... can you also play the drums? All 3 at once would be lovely. 😊
If I die... Please, someone hire Kevin to sing at my funeral
can you DJ at my funeral? it’ll be tomorrow at 7pm but only if it suits you. thanks x
Dont put this online- if you get murdered police will assume you were in on it. Stay safe online kiddos.
Toxic Asshole huh
Callmekevin
*one of the rapper that Eminem was to afraid to diss*
Alter ego DJ Kevi, also too scared to diss
Actually i'm happy to have this 1 friend , thanks DJ Kevi :D
Day 6 of asking Kevin to play The Fairly OddParents: Breakin’ da Rules
That no-one understands
mate he wouldn't even do Gregory horror show again like RIPPP
I loved that game when I was a kid.
Welp we will see u on day 7
I would hire dj kevvy for my funeral. $50 and unrestricted access to the buffet table.
I like how he asked "what the hell is a Crossfade?" And then cross-faded into showing his face.
This was just a beautiful master piece 😂
Kevin: That’s great! I feel like I’m...
Me: A real DJ?
Kevin: CLeAnINg!
Me: Wut.
2:45
Being- Kevin A Rookie DJ
Legend- Kevin with Golden Chain, Shades, Headset, Rad Hat
9:20 if the actual Dj was Kevin and he was doing this i would be concerned 😂
This is by far the most I've laughed from watching your videos, watching you sing and DJ at the same time was amazing.
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Day of the year: 150
Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 151
Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload)
Days without videos: 1
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Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
goddamn i love you for posting everyday
I'm in uni and I'm literally watching this while everyone's partying outside. Kevin, mah boe, you're not alone. (Btw I really wanna see Kevin play Guitar Hero now.)
Seeing Kevin come up with his own DJ name made my day :')
day 69: DJ Kevi has found my hiding place I must go as fast as possible
he`ll make me listen to his remixes if I don't
That'd be a blessing, not a punishment
Somehow I knew Kevin would do a classic Irish goodbye even at virtual parties
Kevin: Learn the basics? I don’t need to do that.
Also Kevin: What does this do?
I think I’m the only one who would find it hilarious to have Kevin DJ my funeral
Kevin are you Johnny cash and is his a marketing scam
No he's dead
dr dank Kevin’s not dead
nopenugget mgee i had a seizure reading the second half of this sentence
@@Alex_IHateHandles Johnny cash is
dr dank Nah dude he’s clearly in the video
Day 1 of asking Kevin to play JUST DANCE
That would probably be difficult considering he has limited mobility above the shoulders
9:16 - it’s obv licky boom boom down but dj kevi says otherwise 🤣
I have some ideas for DJ Jim Pickens name...
DJ Pick
DJim
DJ pickles
DJ Jim
Jimmy P
Picky Jim
Sunny Jim (he can only be called that if he wears at least 4 pairs of sun glasses)
I think you get the idea
He’s the Hero we deserve.
But he’s not the one we need right now.
You got it wrong he is the hero we don't deserve but he came anyway
you're awesome Kevin!! And if you add the scores together you got 100 % :D
101% even better, he is off the scale
I used to play this game non stop, this is BY FAR the best video on CZcams, I can't stop laughing
"my rap career is off to a rough start" is a very good quote
Day 1 of having amnosia
umc has claimed this video
Kevin: YOU CLAIM EVERY VIDEO
true story even my drym covers videos that has umc content
Will Ferrell: more cowbells
Kevin: I’ve got something better
Kevin, you don't need to impress me. I would be genuinely honored to be friends with someone like you.
This is my favourite video and I haven't even see the video yet
at :19 you should have said ARE YOU READY FOR THE KEVI
I need to watch more of Kevin when I'm drunk 🤣🤣 He's brilliant
gosh I love Kevin XD when I'm having a bad day I can just click on one of his vids and just laugh my butt off XD