Everything Wrong With Hellboy II: The Golden Army

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    With a new Hellboy movie on the way, we felt obligated to tackle Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Holy sins, Batma--I mean, Hellman! I mean... Batman! Sh*t.
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  • @TearYouApart360
    @TearYouApart360 Před 5 lety +259

    This was such a good movie. Del Toro did an amazing job. Sadly, it was underappreciated and didn't get the trilogy it deserves.

  • @joakimpaulsberg6571
    @joakimpaulsberg6571 Před 5 lety +1291

    -"Give him a reason to live"
    -"You`re going to be a father"
    - "No, i said give him a reason to LIVE"

    • @Weigazod
      @Weigazod Před 5 lety +8

      Joajim pølseberg “i need a soccer team” :)

    • @h0197
      @h0197 Před 5 lety +9

      I dont get it

    • @t.r.luxx1311
      @t.r.luxx1311 Před 5 lety +16

      @@h0197 I cant tell if this reply is you joking about not understanding this or you genuinely don't understand this joke. I mean no offense and I'm legitimately curious, it's just difficult reading a reply and knowing whether it's in a sarcastic tone or not.

    • @h0197
      @h0197 Před 5 lety +3

      @@t.r.luxx1311 I genuinely do not understand the joke. Could you explain the joke?

    • @jacobharris4207
      @jacobharris4207 Před 5 lety +33

      @@h0197 The joke is that learning that he will be a father would cause him to embrace the sweet release of death.

  • @origionalpagan
    @origionalpagan Před 4 lety +14

    Fun fact, Nuada is an irish god, and Balor was actually the man who beheaded him in battle at the end of his reign as king of the People of Danu. He also used a sword and not a spear.

  • @pandex2707
    @pandex2707 Před 5 lety +238

    The Princess Nuala and Abe's scene at the library was actually kinda cute

    • @queenoffrance6397
      @queenoffrance6397 Před 5 lety +28

      It was cute, yes, but overall their romance is poorly written, and rushed.

  • @randehmarshgames4608
    @randehmarshgames4608 Před 5 lety +389

    The scene where Hellboy gets beat down by a bunch of lockers gets me everytime

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 Před 5 lety +21

      And don't forget the part his face warped the door to his face. That is ultimate

    • @LaNoir.
      @LaNoir. Před 3 lety +11

      I don't know if I should be mad that he left out the two best scenes of the movie since this is about movie sins, but: the locker room and the love song bro time are timeless masterpieces. Don't care about most of the rest of the movie, but especially the second scene made me love the characters so damn much like not a single other movie managed to do.

    • @andrewquick4176
      @andrewquick4176 Před 3 lety +2

      One of the best scenes

    • @3ll3llyyy
      @3ll3llyyy Před 3 lety +3

      @@LaNoir. the fuckin love song scene RULES

    • @g.d.graham2446
      @g.d.graham2446 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes

  • @glitterbitesback
    @glitterbitesback Před 5 lety +64

    The prince is still up there on my list of strangely attractive and wicked awesome villains. And this whole movie...that drunk singing scene...fabulous!

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice Před 5 lety +173

    Prince Nuada "Give me the crown piece or I will kill my sister!"
    A reasonable person (Sits down and pulls out a bag of popcorn) "Go on then"

  • @AlanGresov
    @AlanGresov Před 5 lety +216

    "I mean look at this guy, there isn't even one of them near his face."
    he says as there is one literally crawling in the guy's mouth.

  • @jax2769
    @jax2769 Před 5 lety +456

    4:00 “not once we see these tooth fairies go for the teeth” while guy in background literally has fairies going for his teeth

    • @tigertim620
      @tigertim620 Před 5 lety +19

      TheOnlySeptem
      *DING*

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 Před 5 lety +45

      He said "Not once have we seen these Tooth Fairies go for the teeth FIRST."

    • @kingmuizz708
      @kingmuizz708 Před 5 lety +1

      True 😂

    • @CreedSin
      @CreedSin Před 5 lety +25

      @@JakkFrost1 I believe we're implying the fact he said none were even near his mouth, when one was literally clawing at his mouth

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 Před 5 lety +5

      @@CreedSin ~ Replying from notifications, so I can't see the video right this minute, but I'm pretty sure he was talking about Hellboy, who had literally none near his mouth.

  • @b29ak2007
    @b29ak2007 Před 5 lety +466

    I love how you concluded that she really is saying "she would rather die than date Abe Sapian"
    the burn unit has been called for

  • @ethanrodriguez7061
    @ethanrodriguez7061 Před 5 lety +417

    Me: *likes this movie*
    Cinema Sins: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @ekuabrew4547
    @ekuabrew4547 Před 5 lety +113

    ‘’Give him a reason to live.’
    ‘You’re going to be a father.’
    No Liz, he said give him a reason to live!
    I cried 🤣🤣🤣

  • @krazylary9300
    @krazylary9300 Před 5 lety +211

    Abe :my body is a temple
    Hellboy: no it's an amusement park

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 5 lety +480

    This movie ending the series, instead of motivating the studio to throw all the money at Del Toro for part 3 is the sin of all sins.

    • @zadok23
      @zadok23 Před 5 lety +39

      absolutely..not getting to see part 3 of Red and Liz's story infuriated me

    • @Maya_Waya
      @Maya_Waya Před 5 lety +13

      Please, why did you remind me... those reopened wounds are going to take ages to close again

    • @linda-pk3ve
      @linda-pk3ve Před 5 lety +13

      It really tics me off that we will get a new hell boy but not the one we want, I love these movies... But if we got one ho would play instead of Selma blair ? have you seen the state shes in, its heartbreaking.

    • @jakal455
      @jakal455 Před 5 lety +12

      NOT gonna watch the reboot. will wait for Hellboy 3

    • @Maya_Waya
      @Maya_Waya Před 5 lety +4

      @@jakal455 you are very commited

  • @guster489
    @guster489 Před 4 lety +26

    3:59 "look at this guy, there isnt even 1 near his face" *shot of a dude having them literally inside his mouth*

  • @BanaDoyabad
    @BanaDoyabad Před 4 lety +54

    I have always wondered why they didn't tranquilize the princess thus tranquilizing the prince. Then they could have taken the gold pieces from him, melt them, and put him in jail. Then once they have him squared away they could wake the princess back up.

    • @bo64625
      @bo64625 Před rokem +7

      Maybe them being magical creatures makes them immune to conventional tranquilizers? haha idk thats honestly a good plot hole

    • @user-pi3hd2bt3f
      @user-pi3hd2bt3f Před 7 měsíci

      I dont think it would work.
      A tranquilizer is not poison. Its not like if she gets sick he feels it too. Nuala would just be put to sleep and i doubt her and Nuada also sleep at the same time

    • @Toonwalla2010
      @Toonwalla2010 Před 2 měsíci

      Either that or the princess could have just given Liz the third crown piece when she was brought into the BPRD and it could have been melted down a hell of a lot sooner so the crown would NEVER be complete.

  • @dnightshade3257
    @dnightshade3257 Před 5 lety +177

    The "Nuclear Skip!" caught me off guard 😂

  • @carlsiouxfalls
    @carlsiouxfalls Před 5 lety +668

    Whoa, he pulled out the NUCLEAR SKIP!

  • @kyleblackburn8776
    @kyleblackburn8776 Před 4 lety +10

    The biggest sin in that movie was right at the beginning when Nuada was sentenced to death and Nuala says she's at peace with what that means. At no point when Nuada is kicking the crap out of everyone does anyone take advantage of their lives being linked and just shank her instead.

  • @billwilliams2453
    @billwilliams2453 Před 5 lety +27

    "Im not a baby im a tumor" " That's just what a baby would want me to think" lol im dead that shit is funny

  • @chrysopelea9418
    @chrysopelea9418 Před 5 lety +21

    16:01 Actually, according to the comics, this is probably one of the most "in-character" parts of the movie because Hellboy is pretty self-less and, despite always using guns, always felt more natural with swords that it even scares him. He becomes a practically invinsible rage-monster whenever he gets his hands on a sword, so Nuada is screwed.

  • @TrevsMovieReviews263
    @TrevsMovieReviews263 Před 5 lety +406

    Are you sure that "The Shape of Water" isn't just a prequel about Abraham

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich Před 5 lety +67

    *NUCLEAR SKIP*
    That is excellent.

  • @loslow458
    @loslow458 Před 5 lety +66

    “I thought khal drogo killed Dani’s brother” 😂👏🏽

  • @HarmonicaMustang
    @HarmonicaMustang Před 5 lety +625

    Fun fact: The Angel of Death was a practical effect in its entirety.

    • @Phaota
      @Phaota Před 5 lety +132

      And an outfit that really hurt Doug Jones since the weight of the wings were literally digging into the skin on his back. He didn't like playing that character, but toughed it out.

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen Před 5 lety +108

      @@Phaota because Doug Jones is a goddamned professional! A legend.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII Před 5 lety +2

      Is the Hellboy franchise(?) comics or books or both?

    • @EXPowerBlast
      @EXPowerBlast Před 5 lety +13

      @@EchthelionII It's a graphic novel series by Dark Horse.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII Před 5 lety +1

      @@EXPowerBlast ..........Graphic novels are different from comics right? I think I have 2 graphic novels.

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 Před 5 lety +464

    This movie is absolutely gorgeous.
    I can tell you next to nothing about the plot, though.

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 Před 4 lety +35

      It is full of some of the most gorgeous fantasy sequences I've ever seen. That's Del Toro's genius.
      The plot is bollocks and the baddie's a twat, but this film is so startlingly visually superior to every other mainstream action film of the last few decades that it pretty much makes up for it.

    • @chewymew4959
      @chewymew4959 Před 4 lety +2

      I definitely agree with you

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling Před 2 lety +1

      Roughly 4 times bigger than first one... Way too big. Absolutely gorgeous though...

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 Před 2 lety

      Thats how many people people think about this movie. They enjoy it when they watch it, but retain very little about it other than dope ass visuals

    • @doolittlecraftsmann302
      @doolittlecraftsmann302 Před 2 lety

      I remember having a pale woman fetish after seeing this.

  • @joshuahines1415
    @joshuahines1415 Před 5 lety +76

    Never making a 3rd film to finish the trilogy. *Ding*

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 Před 3 lety +2

      well without a third movie it's not a trilogy at all

  • @madisyngolab330
    @madisyngolab330 Před 4 lety +9

    Also, if they just melted down the crown piece they had and made it useless, then Prince Nuada wouldn't be able to summon the golden army. And they also knew about the fact that if one got hurt or killed, then the other did too, so they KNOW Prince Nuada isn't going to kill his sister, even in regards to self-preservation, so *DING*

    • @user-pi3hd2bt3f
      @user-pi3hd2bt3f Před 7 měsíci +1

      Does Nuada strike you as a reasonable, self preservating kind of guy?

  • @wheeeeeha
    @wheeeeeha Před 5 lety +204

    Honestly, if I were that auction guy dealing with that monster guy politely asking for whatever that was would get this response "Sir, I am but an employee. Let me get my boss and you can negotiate with him." Notify the boss, clock out and go home. Not my problem.

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 Před 5 lety +2

      FRT

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj Před 5 lety +8

      I'd probably do that ,then not clock out and go home because dammit, I got a job to do and if I clock out early after seeing some dangerous monster guy, I might get fired

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII Před 5 lety +4

      I'd probably just hand it over then leave.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 Před 5 lety +3

      Grab grenade, pass to boss, check out and bail

  • @Nicholas_Chen_
    @Nicholas_Chen_ Před 5 lety +148

    One of my favourite films, Del Toro’s sketchbook for the creature designs and settings are insane, the art and Celtic-influenced lore shown in this film are absolutely mad. Also Prince Nuada is one of the most underrated villains in cinema ever.

  • @rosssapp6990
    @rosssapp6990 Před 5 lety +66

    I love this movie and wish we could
    Have gotten a third one instead of a reboot.

  • @miss.nobody2713
    @miss.nobody2713 Před 5 lety +57

    This is actually my favourite movie i love everything about it and never get bored of watching it I actually watched number 2 before number 1 and I after a couple of years I found out there was a number 1 and I was so confused lol

    • @Devin007V8
      @Devin007V8 Před 5 lety +1

      Same

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 Před 3 lety +1

      Strangely, I think I watched this one right when it came out but besides what's in the CS vid I couldn't give you even a hint of plot heh

  • @RawBerserker
    @RawBerserker Před 5 lety +67

    LOVE this movie. So sad that GDT wont be able to finish off the trilogy

  • @mrroozdkiekaeus3411
    @mrroozdkiekaeus3411 Před 5 lety +44

    Hellboy movies was one of the gems among the heroes, that came from nowhere (not Marvel or Dc).
    This could've ended in trilogy, which is so satisfying. Sadly moviegoers got the remake one, now that is a sin.

    • @maxadrianburton7654
      @maxadrianburton7654 Před 5 lety

      Hellboy is DC.

    • @mikegoldab9848
      @mikegoldab9848 Před 5 lety +4

      Maxadrian Burton Hellboy is Darkhorse

    • @crescendyr8438
      @crescendyr8438 Před 5 lety +1

      Blame Del Torro for demanding a ridiculous budget and turning down a reasonable budget.

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 Před 5 lety

      Hellboy is Darkhorse

    • @Kingsc84
      @Kingsc84 Před 5 lety

      It’s didn’t come out of no where. Because you didn’t know of it doesn’t mean it popped up out of thin air.

  • @clayisahottie
    @clayisahottie Před 3 lety +7

    There is *one* sin they forgot to point out as well: Abe Sapien can apparently randomly decide *when* he needs his Water Gills apparatus when he was outside of his tank. In the first movie, whenever he was out, he had to wear it. In this movie, he's only seen *ONCE* without the water apparatus. Every other time he's walking around like he doesn't need it, unlike the first movie.
    He probably doesn't have to wear it in the comics, and I get that, but it clearly forgets about that fact of Abe in the first movie.

  • @ashamatronichow2226
    @ashamatronichow2226 Před 4 lety +19

    CinemaSins: “It’s not reminiscent of Pans Labryth at all”
    Me: “Weren’t both movies made by the same person?

  • @Werevampiwolf
    @Werevampiwolf Před 5 lety +46

    The "knockoff Pale Man" is actually an angel, and the most accurate depiction of a biblical angel seen in film. It's a Seraphim if anyone is wondering.
    There's also Ophanim (wheels inside wheels, covered with eyes), and cherubim (which have four faces)

    • @SgtSupaman
      @SgtSupaman Před 5 lety +8

      Not really. Seraphim look mostly human with six wings (two with which they fly, two cover their face, and two cover their feet). That is the biblical description of them (Isaiah 6:2, if you want to look it up yourself). The only times creatures are described with eyes on wings in the Bible, it is part of saying they have eyes all over their bodies. I can't think of any biblical description of any creature with eyes only on its wings.

    • @chromesthesia
      @chromesthesia Před 5 lety

      That needs to be in more movies

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 Před 5 lety +2

      Not a seraphim, but probably an archangel. Also he is angel of death

    • @holypaladin4657
      @holypaladin4657 Před rokem

      Cherubim don’t merely have 4 faces, they have 4 heads, 1 each of an eagle, ox, lion and man. This is very important theological symbolism and imagery and has to be taken into account.
      As for a seraph, the movie depiction misses the mark by quite a way. There is no description of a seraph having eyes on their wings and not their face, and a seraph is characterised by inexhaustible fire and only being in the company of God in the heavenly planes.

  • @jamesfrey6136
    @jamesfrey6136 Před 5 lety +447

    wait so let me get this straight you're sinning the movie for not having opening logos???

    • @saltyjade8580
      @saltyjade8580 Před 5 lety +47

      and 9 seconds of no sound and black screen

    • @sayftaleb6020
      @sayftaleb6020 Před 5 lety +4

      in every single movie, and I like it every time

    • @jamesfrey6136
      @jamesfrey6136 Před 5 lety +23

      @@saltyjade8580 he would have sinned it if there was narration, or exposition. damned-if-you-do damned-if-you-don't

    • @whywherewhenhow
      @whywherewhenhow Před 4 lety

      It's almost as if cinemasins has not consistency....

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Před 4 lety +4

      Haha he contradicts himself a lot
      He sins a movie for having just the town name instead of town/country like usual
      Or for reincorporation without flashing back to when it was first established, sinning it for assuming he'd remember..
      When he also sins a movie for flashing back and reminding him saying it isn't necessary since he remembers hahaha
      Although it's funny, when I first saw this I also thought the angel monster did look exactly like the pans labyrinth thing, like straight up using the same costume hahaha

  • @stevenbrousseau7538
    @stevenbrousseau7538 Před rokem +5

    One of my all time favorite movies. This should’ve won an Oscar or two for best acting and special effects.

  • @bclaw524
    @bclaw524 Před 5 lety +4

    The Princess didn't even have to kill herself, just stab her arm/leg so the Prince would drop the dagger/can't rush at Hellboy

  • @legendary.super.shannon9699

    @14:32 You bite gold to tell the softness of the metal. Solid gold (24 kt) is soft enough that If you bite it, you'll leave teeth marks. He's not _"tasting"_ it, he's *testing* the grade/karat of the gold.
    Nowadays there are acids you can use to test precious metals, but back before they were commonly used, biting it to see if you leave teeth Mark's on it or not was the quickest, easiest way to see.
    *Source:* Former pawnbroker w/an expertise in precious metals & stones.

    • @welcome2myhappyworld
      @welcome2myhappyworld Před 5 lety +8

      Yeah, the sin is that he should have said something he learned from biting it, not just that it's "shiny" which he could have noticed without biting it.

    • @legendary.super.shannon9699
      @legendary.super.shannon9699 Před 5 lety +4

      @@welcome2myhappyworld I disagree. I think he bit thhe gold, saw it was real, & then commented on the beauty of the piece by saying how _"shiny!"_ it was. You're saying he should have said _"I just bit this gold to see if it was real, because gold is soft, & teeth Mark's in the gold prove it _*_is real!"?_* that would be really fucking dumb.
      I would much rather movies let me figure out things for _myself,_ rather than overly explain *everything* ad-naseum. Movies that are exposition heavy like that might as well say _"We made this movie for _*_idiots,_*_ because we assume only idiots would watch this garbage! Now give us your moneys, idiot."_ in the trailer.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah, I thought everyone knew that about gold coins.

    • @welcome2myhappyworld
      @welcome2myhappyworld Před 5 lety +2

      @@legendary.super.shannon9699 I figured he would say "It's real" as opposed to "It's shiny", especially considering if their were teeth marks, it would actually make it less smooth and shiny, but agree to disagree.

    • @100nitrog2
      @100nitrog2 Před 5 lety +3

      I don't think the spear was gold, so I have no idea why he would bite it.

  • @Neverfate
    @Neverfate Před 5 lety +18

    I absolutely, unabashedly love this movie.

  • @davidinass
    @davidinass Před 5 lety +194

    Don't care what people say.
    This is a good movie to me

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 Před 4 lety +4

      I think this movie is much weaker than the first but they're both fantastic.

    • @sophisticatedluna6503
      @sophisticatedluna6503 Před 3 lety +8

      @@aerthreepwood8021 I thought it was one of the best sequels

    • @rossjohnstone4689
      @rossjohnstone4689 Před 3 lety +1

      Still a great movie although not quite as good as the first

    • @zacrettig775
      @zacrettig775 Před 3 lety +2

      The fucking cliffhanger tho

    • @ljevans3156
      @ljevans3156 Před 3 lety

      I liked all 3 of the live action movies but the Ron pearlmen ones are a ton better of the reboot, but all are good

  • @deltayork3173
    @deltayork3173 Před 2 lety +3

    My thought about the whole siblings connection was that why wouldn’t one of those agents in the doorway of the library just shoot the princess in like the leg or the arm to disable the prince

  • @cjkalandek996
    @cjkalandek996 Před 5 lety +6

    I personally love this movie more than the first one.
    I didn't hate the first one. I just felt it was a little too strange and the plot was a little hard to follow. Hellboy II was the _right_ amount of strange and was easy to follow.

  • @mututhlaw
    @mututhlaw Před 5 lety +14

    Mitch McConnel is related to characters in blade . Now that you mention it , it makes perfect sense.

  • @weaponizedpizza8825
    @weaponizedpizza8825 Před 5 lety +40

    3:59 are you sure there isn't one of them ripping the background guy's tooth out in this exact shot?

  • @AliceHope78
    @AliceHope78 Před 5 lety +22

    Ahahahahahah.
    AHAHAHHAHAHA.
    "Just... a dude".
    AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    With three words you made me laugh. A lot.

  • @andanlandanislife4469
    @andanlandanislife4469 Před 5 lety +172

    0:36 speaking of Coraline, when are you sinning that next?

    • @gamerman360
      @gamerman360 Před 5 lety +11

      Andanlandanislife he doesn’t sin perfect movies

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell Před 5 lety +10

      gamerman360 That explains why he’s sinned The Dark Knight, Empire Strikes Back, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Toy Story 1,2,3, Logan, Avengers Infinity War, Inception, Jurassic Park, The Exorcist, Die Hard, Terminator 2, The Wizard of Oz, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Back to the Future, Harry Potter, The Incredibles, Wall-E, Up, Finding Nemo, Inside Out, Coco, Guardians of the Galaxy 1&2, Shrek 1&2, American Beauty, Gladiator, Mad Max Fury Road, Birdman, The Bourne Trilogy, The Sixth Sense, How to Train Your Dragon, It Follows, Scream, Halloween, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Kung Fu Panda, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jaws, Zootopia, Citizen Kane, Deadpool 1&2, Iron Man, Captain America Civil War, The Lego Movie, John Wick 1&2, Alien, Aliens, Predator, Get Out, A Nightmare on Elm Street, It (2017), Blade Runner, Se7en, Batman Begins, Paddington, Blade Runner 2049, The Babadook, Spider-Man 2, Hereditary, Star Wars, The Dark Knight Rises, Cast Away, Ocean’s Eleven, The Avengers, Creed, Spider-Man Homecoming, Mary Poppins, Dumbo & A Star is Born

    • @gamerman360
      @gamerman360 Před 5 lety +3

      Daniel Attrell all those movies had flaws coraline doesn’t

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell Před 5 lety +21

      gamerman360 No Movie is Without Sin

    • @gamerman360
      @gamerman360 Před 5 lety +8

      Daniel Attrell the full quote is “no movie is without sin except for coraline”

  • @walkerb9092
    @walkerb9092 Před 5 lety +436

    Do Everything Wrong With The Emperor’s New Groove please

    • @sal3845
      @sal3845 Před 5 lety +44

      No. Anything but that sacred piece of cinema. I beg of you

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 Před 5 lety +7

      Don’t forget Oliver and Company, Thomas and the Magic Railroad, and Winnie the Pooh (2011 film).

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 Před 5 lety +5

      @@calebproductions1264 "It's Thomas the fucking Tank Engine!!"

    • @OriUsername
      @OriUsername Před 5 lety +12

      How's that possible it would be 2 seconds of cinemasins saying nothing

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 Před 5 lety +11

      I fucking love _The Emperor's New Groove,_ and I would love to see them tackle it!

  • @ericschuller908
    @ericschuller908 Před 2 lety +1

    5:20 I officially know where Lee stands on Mitch McConnell being an immortal, blood-sucking, soulless monster from the pits of hell. And I completely agree!

  • @n0msg4u
    @n0msg4u Před 5 lety +1

    Congrats on the re-release and new book. I loved The Ables, read it as soon as I could get my hands on it. My family and I listened to it on a long road trip last summer and they loved it too. Can't wait for the sequel!

  • @albinocadillac1264
    @albinocadillac1264 Před 5 lety +13

    I mean, I've been asking for Coraline for years but at least he mentioned it in a video.
    Baby steps Jeremy. Baby steps

  • @Jedonai
    @Jedonai Před 5 lety +114

    70 times 70 is a biblical reference. In ancient Hebrew Numerology it signified perfection.

    • @jacobmiller8631
      @jacobmiller8631 Před 5 lety

      wasn't it 70x7

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 Před 5 lety

      7 is also a lucky number

    • @exorcat
      @exorcat Před 5 lety +3

      I thought it meant unlimited. Like you forgive someone 70 times 70 times, and you just keep forgiving them.

    • @random_stuff507
      @random_stuff507 Před 5 lety +9

      I'll tell you what perfection is. It's 69

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman Před 5 lety +1

      @@random_stuff507 Only if you're both roughly the same height - if one is significantly taller or shorter, you're gonna have some alignment issues.

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 Před 5 lety +18

    You know what would have been funny?
    “Hello sister.” Sister looks up from gameboy, “hey chad” “NO! I told you not to call me that!”

  • @anthonyprovenzano3136
    @anthonyprovenzano3136 Před 5 lety +2

    Who ever played “the prince”/main antagonist should definitely play Sorin the planeswalker in a live action series

  • @JeeMorpheus
    @JeeMorpheus Před 5 lety +25

    This is not... the greatest CinemaSins in the world video…
    This is just a tribute.

    • @sorsuenthewolf
      @sorsuenthewolf Před 5 lety +1

      Couldn't remember the greatest video in the world, NO! THIS IS TRIBUUUUUUUTE!

    • @cs_calzone
      @cs_calzone Před 5 lety +2

      We are but men, Rock

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ Před 5 lety +9

    This Hellboy movie is making me hellbruh

  • @wythore
    @wythore Před 5 lety +25

    Hold up! Is that fish dude the same as the one from the Shape of Water? You're telling me Shape of Water is the same universe of Hellboy???

    • @nyasiapittman4903
      @nyasiapittman4903 Před 4 lety +5

      Vitor Oliveira it’s not just similar the guy who made it said they’re greatly different even tho they look the damn same 😂😂

    • @aliahpersonous2893
      @aliahpersonous2893 Před 4 lety +4

      Doug Jones plays Abe and that SoW fishman, but they’re two separate universes (As said by Guillermo Del Toro)

    • @3ll3llyyy
      @3ll3llyyy Před 3 lety

      @@aliahpersonous2893 he plays the fucking fish to?!

  • @carlh-thehermitwithwi-fi679

    8:30 "I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor"
    EVERY CHILD EVER
    (tears in my eyes)

  • @Akari8000
    @Akari8000 Před 5 lety +45

    Now i remember why i didn't watched this movie a third time.
    ...
    Buuut now i remember why i want a movie, dedicated to prince Nuada and his nosebleed sister! ... Or one about "seashell guy"! =D

    • @pnksheild1709
      @pnksheild1709 Před 5 lety

      Akari8000 he should have used the stone talus theme

    • @LaNoir.
      @LaNoir. Před 3 lety

      Watch Twilight, it comes close.

  • @Nraw08
    @Nraw08 Před 5 lety +100

    The nuclear skip killed me. 😂

  • @goatqueen9188
    @goatqueen9188 Před 5 lety +3

    Ok wait!! I was genuinely more excited we got to see your face at the end doing your whole AblesBook.com thing.. MR CINEMASINS FACE EVERYONE!! His cute little face, omg my life is complete x

  • @darkstardarin
    @darkstardarin Před 5 lety +8

    FINALLY! Been waitin' for this.

  • @theterra-path7798
    @theterra-path7798 Před 5 lety +115

    The Hellboy movies are terribly underrated... They're just as good as any marvel film

  • @dannysvetlick6291
    @dannysvetlick6291 Před 5 lety +64

    @4:32 CinemaSins calls a magazine a clip
    *DING*

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn Před 5 lety +1

      Danny Svetlick thank you!

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa Před 5 lety

      To be fair, most people make that mistake.

  • @ethandunn7026
    @ethandunn7026 Před 5 lety

    Man, I can tell you really poured your heart out into reading that script. Very well done 👍🏻

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Před 5 lety +2

    My favorite part of this whole movie has to either be the Wink vs Hellboy fight, or the part when the German ghost used lockers to beat up Hellboy

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Před 5 lety +38

    This film just might have the best practical effects out there 😄👌.

    • @welcome2myhappyworld
      @welcome2myhappyworld Před 5 lety +3

      I mean some of them... The tumor and the goblin dude looked like bad puppets. Abe Sapien looks awesome though.

    • @cangaroojack
      @cangaroojack Před 5 lety +7

      @@welcome2myhappyworld The angel of death was entire practical too!

  • @matodragonespor5000
    @matodragonespor5000 Před 5 lety +49

    3:13 more respect to the Good Samaritan. This 22 mm four-round revolver includes grips carved from fragments of the True Cross and the metal of the gun is forged from a combination of Irish church bells, cold iron from crucifixes, blessed silver, and other mystic metals. It fires custom-made bullets tipped with explosive shells that contain white oak, holy water, garlic, and silver shavings, perfect to hunt foes such as vampires, werewolves, witches and others. So, do we have a deal? Khajiit does not discriminate, if you have coin khajiit has wares.

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 Před 5 lety +1

      I wonder where you got all that information? All we know are just the custom bullet

    • @AntediluvianRomance
      @AntediluvianRomance Před 5 lety

      Oh, so it comes from Hellsing's armories?

    • @ltchugacast131
      @ltchugacast131 Před 5 lety

      Exactly! Firing that shits expensive!

  • @xSkye629x
    @xSkye629x Před 5 lety +1

    Hellboy and Abe singing to Barry Manilow is still to this day one of my favorite scenes ever put to a screen

  • @P1nkSpr1tes
    @P1nkSpr1tes Před 4 lety +1

    I’m about a month into your channel but honestly I love your channel.. I even watch videos on movies I’ve never seen just to see why I should see it.😂 You have also pointed me in the direction of movies that look decent to watch so thanks! 😂

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 5 lety +30

    7:46 Hellboy is better at punching old ladies than Captain Marvel.
    -10 sins

  • @deensaid7762
    @deensaid7762 Před 5 lety +22

    Sins about olden times. Well, not about olden times.
    Soooooo..... Robin Hood 2018 next Thursday?

  • @Narutonarutonaruto85
    @Narutonarutonaruto85 Před 5 lety +2

    Something you missed, the prince is holding his sister hostage. What can he do to her? Everything that happens to her happens to him. So he can't exactly kill her, unless he is willing to commit suicide for this. And if he was willing to go that far he could kill her at any time no mater how far away she is.

  • @Wuoffan1
    @Wuoffan1 Před 5 lety +2

    16:31 I love the term "bitch dagger" for that trope

  • @boblemmon
    @boblemmon Před 5 lety +5

    this movie rules. the Forest God was really beautiful in the theater, and the Army robots are cute as hell

  • @ninmue4638
    @ninmue4638 Před 5 lety +7

    "No Liz! He said give him a reason to *live!"*
    Dead.

  • @EdwardLaser
    @EdwardLaser Před 5 lety +2

    16:43 I spilled my coffee because of that

  • @sakurayukino6046
    @sakurayukino6046 Před 5 lety

    I’ve been waiting for CinamaSins to do this one for so long. I’m so happy, this is one of my all time favorite movies!

  • @JamiJR
    @JamiJR Před 5 lety +39

    Oh come now, Cinema Sins, there's ALWAYS time for Barry Manilow!

  • @supaordie
    @supaordie Před 5 lety +15

    Did you really put the Breath of the Wild Guardian fight music in the outtakes?? LMFAO

    • @crescendyr8438
      @crescendyr8438 Před 5 lety +2

      Should have been Talus music. Guardian music makes more sense for the Golden Army.

  • @arknagel
    @arknagel Před 5 lety +4

    You got me at NUCLEAR SKIP. Bravo... Bra-vo!

  • @MarcusDarkstar
    @MarcusDarkstar Před 4 lety +11

    "Also some of these aren't even TV's. Thats a F*cking space helmet that just have a TV inside it."
    +1 CinemaSins Sin. But that is a TV! It is a 1980's Philips Discoverer Space Helmet TV
    . It is made to look like an Space Helmet but it is a fully functional TV you could have gotten in the 80's. I know what it was since I saw one in the show Pickers on the History channel.
    But ya they didn't make that just for that scene.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 Před 5 lety +3

    "Man, what a cool comic-book sequel. With its healthy opening weekend and strong critical praise, I can't wait until Guillermo del Toro gets to direct a 3rd one! Hopefully there's no other movie opening in July 2008 that can possibly kill this movie's buzz. Thank God that'll never happen." -Jeremy

  • @knightmare6
    @knightmare6 Před 5 lety +13

    Depending on the day, you can definitely find that much traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge at 3:30 AM, LOL

  • @lukeyoung8202
    @lukeyoung8202 Před 5 lety +3

    4:45, down right umbrella was blue.

  • @MajinBuu91
    @MajinBuu91 Před 5 lety

    The conversation with yourself was the best part of the video! More please

  • @altreon3608
    @altreon3608 Před 5 lety +122

    when your christian grandma is the one who wanted to watch this movie with you.
    *true story by the way*

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 Před 5 lety +2

      Well, fuck. You can't just leave us hanging! Tell us more!

    • @Scrubermensch
      @Scrubermensch Před 5 lety +17

      I've experienced the exactly same thing. Was surprisingly astonished for she not pissing on the movie, instead, she found a poetical view about "something born of evil, working for the greater good" which is the lesson throughout the first movie.

    • @altreon3608
      @altreon3608 Před 5 lety +6

      @@scaper8 she legit was like "hey let's watch this!" and I'm like "ain't you against demons and magic and stuff like that" but despite that she put it on anyways.
      she liked the movie when we finished despite all that shit lol

    • @altreon3608
      @altreon3608 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Scrubermensch yeah i think that's probably why mine liked it too haha

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming Před 5 lety +2

      @@altreon3608 she was probably like, "Boy! I was rolling a d20 for XP while you were still sucking on your mama's teet!"

  • @blainewilson1243
    @blainewilson1243 Před 5 lety +5

    SIN - calling a magazine a clip

  • @fighterck6241
    @fighterck6241 Před 5 lety +4

    08:32 "I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor."
    "That's just what a baby would want me to think..."

    • @chrisallie2224
      @chrisallie2224 Před 3 lety

      ITS NOT A TUMOR

    • @LaNoir.
      @LaNoir. Před 3 lety +1

      That actually made me laugh hard since I already wondered why tf Hellboy would beat someone to a bulk that clearly holds a baby

  • @oldblinddarby2498
    @oldblinddarby2498 Před 4 lety +1

    The Ables is a good story. While there are flaws, which it sounds like are at least partially addressed in the reissue, it was still a good book with a fun,interesting, stimulating, and not the least bit cliche, story line. If you enjoy cinema sins, you should enjoy this book.I have since passed this pin to my son who is of an age with the protagonist in this book, and thus far he is really enjoying this book.
    Further, it takes a tremendous amount of work to write a story, I've tried and failed several times. This effort is far better than most authors first forays into writing. these guys provide content that we enjoy almost daily, it's well worth the minimal investment to enjoy this book. Personally read it on paper and audio, depending on what i was doing, and i enjoyed the audio way more. I ended up just listening to the last half entirely.
    If you line cinema sins and you either are or were once a twelve year old, you'll enjoy this book.

  • @BawonoSA173
    @BawonoSA173 Před 5 lety +28

    Sin #28: _Devil May Cry_ or _Constantine_ ring any bells?
    Sin #113: yeah, he fights better with melee

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion Před 5 lety +4

      To be fair to Devil May Cry the guns play a very small part. The demonic swords and other melee weapons are much more prominent and fitting given their nature.

    • @jameszippay9512
      @jameszippay9512 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Blasted2Oblivion Plus the guns are, if you ask me, cooler. Hellboy has his stupid powerful revolver (I don't know if it has anything else that's unique to it, since I don't know Hellboy lorel, but Dante has a pair of personalized M1911s which fire demon bullets, and Nero has a double-barreled revolver. The swords are even better.

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 Před 5 lety +1

      @@jameszippay9512 okay, but most of his other guns (minus Pandora's box, Artemis, and Nightmare-β) runs on regular ammo. And Red Queen is pretty much a (semi) conventional weapon, as in no magic or demonization to power it
      Oh, and what about Keanu Reeves' _Constantine_ though? That golden cross shotgun looks so cool

    • @jameszippay9512
      @jameszippay9512 Před 5 lety

      @@BawonoSA173 It's all regular ammo, but he infuses it with demon magic. And yes, Red Queen is a human-made weapon, but it's stated that you pretty much can't use it if you aren't at least part demon.

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 Před 5 lety

      @@jameszippay9512 then how about Lady's guns? Is there a backstory on how hers can damage demons in the anime that I haven't found out about (I haven't watched much)?

  • @ephidel285
    @ephidel285 Před 5 lety +38

    That Guardian music from BotW was giving me flashbacks.

    • @danpmss
      @danpmss Před 5 lety +10

      More like PTSD

    • @crescendyr8438
      @crescendyr8438 Před 5 lety

      Should have used Talus music.

    • @jacobmiller8631
      @jacobmiller8631 Před 5 lety

      @@crescendyr8438 yeah

    • @pine.13
      @pine.13 Před 5 lety

      ♦️♦️♦️♦️Check out this 16 year old , he talks about mental illness (Depression )writes his own music (rap) ....Phughz...Phughz....Phughz

    • @airbendingninja23
      @airbendingninja23 Před 5 lety

      THANK YOU!. I was waiting for someone to acknowledge it. I actually had a mini heart attack amd almost ran to my bathroom for safety

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 Před 4 lety +1

    This film has so, so, so many wonderful elements to it. I wish it wasn't hitched to such a tedious, stupid plot, but getting to see the Angel of Death, the brilliance of Seth Macfarlane's voice-acting and especially the death of the forest god...amazing, and considering some of the comic-book shit that's gotten sequels it's bewildering that they didn't give Del Toro a shot at a third movie. I mean, his reputation has only improved since this film too.

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257

    How did I not know this came out? I liked the first one you did, so this was a pleasant surprise.

  • @jackscuffalong326
    @jackscuffalong326 Před 5 lety +29

    I saw that movie.
    I also laughed.
    Holmes and Watson next? 😂

    • @Jatt2613
      @Jatt2613 Před 5 lety +6

      Yes, please Holmes and Watson so I don't have to watch it but can still see how terrible it is.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII Před 5 lety

      Isn't that the one with Sir Ian McKellen?

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 5 lety

      Oahkery it’s not as bad as people make it out to be. It’s bad, with some somewhat redeeming funny scenes. Not terrible, with nothing redeeming about it.
      Plus, the Surprise Benedict Cucumberpatch cameo is awesome and catches you off guard 28 minutes into the film. The Downy Jr. one is less noticeable, until you remember the crazy prosthetics he wore in his movie.
      Oh yeah, spoilers before this. Lol

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII Před 5 lety

      @@cjwrench07 You don't say

  • @CT-Cookie
    @CT-Cookie Před 5 lety +7

    I love this channel but I cant wait till end game and I totally forgot about hell boy 2

  • @verax0436
    @verax0436 Před 5 lety +1

    hey, that getting drunk while singing along to barry manilow music is one of the best scenes ever! it should've taken a sin off.

  • @hippocratichippo6324
    @hippocratichippo6324 Před 5 lety

    Awesome video and great work!!!