What if... The Utsuho that died at the end was just a clone? She is still out there... Sciencing various assholes... Causing die and smithereens...*X-Files theme*
Typical Koishi. Yuuka firing back was brilliant. Also love Sumireko. I also love how the story went from there afterwards. Although I doubt after what Utsuho did to the outside world that Gensokyo will survive for much longer before getting more nuked than even she can do.
I'm going to send this to my teacher as extra credit for science class. "Is this not what you're supposed to be teaching us?" (JK I'm not actually going to try that)
Touhou Directed By: Michael Bay
Also, Yuuka firing back was great
Yuuka: Sup wat u doing folks
Utsuho: We are doing... SCIENCE
"Science"
*[something something portal joke]*
She's doing science but she's dead
+Ciryes no she's still alive and wants you gone
The cake is a- wrong joke
Yukari would reverse the science tho
Maybe Black Mesa, ¡that was a joke! Haha, fat chance
Utsusho is funded by Aperture Science, also responsible for the creation of the nuke arm stuff
Okku is Cave Jhonson wife
If begining to look a lot like ¡SCIENCE!
I have to hand it to Okuu. She's come so far after being confused for a horse by Koishi...
Everyon would mistake her for a hors
She stinks
The smel of wed is better
Hly shit did Ciryes just Predicted Touhou 17?!
Yeehaw?
There's no common sense in Gensokyo, but is there common SCIENCE?
Thinking intensifies
*Intensity intensifies*
"HYPOTENUSE"
i can't i'm on the floor laughing like a bitchnugget, halp.
Blagden Le Corbeau "bitchnugget"
*joins the floor*
+ZoruaPaul
EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR~
I give Zero shits.
SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Okuu didn't nothing wrong
bladfufu good god phrasing.
i like the part where science
why this isn't the top comment
@@bwehhhh becuz nobody likes science😞
can they teach this science in high school
+The Potato They tried once...guess how that ended
They do teach basics of nuclear physics at grade 9 in russia
*We're in Gensokyo*
*Nothing is normal in Gensokyo*
Utsuho teleports in and fucking kills the science teacher.
“That’s baby shit. You wanna see real ass SCIENCE?!”
yep
3:25 LOL When Yuuka shot back I burst out laughing.
Yeah kuz Yuuka technically created the master spark (though it wasn't called that) and Marisa kinda copied her
3:33 didn't know okuu got a master spark too
i have never seen or played Touhou before
this is my first impression of Touhou
this is great guys i need more of this
Wait, Nitori is making a cloning machine? Does that mean I can get all the Nitori I want?
LEGEND OF THE COMMENT SECTION
U can manipulate weaboo loli slayer wit tis shit
@Martin Beltran hi
She did clone Marisas and Mimas..
You can clone every character you want!
when satori said"SHES DOING SCIENCE!!,"the alert sound is a tornado warning sound.
also can be used as nuclear fallout alert. litterally depends on the code used (yes there are codes depending on which alert has to be sent)
I want Okuu to be my science teacher.
Nuclear fusion and atomic separation looks good
And be a sun god too
omg I just commented this without looking in the comments
Alternate ending keine: fuck science history is better
phrasing
lol, phrasing.
Wow. Why is CZcams making the video so small? I made with the correct aspect ratio. I'm confused.
Fixed it! No more letterboxing.
Ciryes Clearly this was the result of science.
Ciryes "i give zero shits"
Nanomachines, son.
ExplodingOdin We're making the mother of all nuclear rods here, we can't worry about every single isotope...
1:26 You'd think she would remember the person who empowered her :P
There's nothing better in this than the face reimu makes after usuho does science in her shrine
Yes, the Ciryes is back! Hilarity will ensue once again!
Agreed.
*What a pretty mushroom*
Don't even think about it
3:36 "lol okuu are you even aiming for anything in particular"
*BOOM*
The God of Touhou parodies hath returned. CZcams gods bless him.
What if... The Utsuho that died at the end was just a clone? She is still out there... Sciencing various assholes... Causing die and smithereens...*X-Files theme*
It’s possible lol considering the cloning with nitori earlier
Typical Koishi.
Yuuka firing back was brilliant.
Also love Sumireko.
I also love how the story went from there afterwards. Although I doubt after what Utsuho did to the outside world that Gensokyo will survive for much longer before getting more nuked than even she can do.
IT'S TIME
FOR ME TO MAKE A SERIOUS POLITICAL JOKE ON A CIRYES VIDEO
Me: Utsuho= Jenna McCarthy
Crowd: BOO!
SCIENCE! *rave party*
Hina Face Sanae: Kanako, where are you going? Kanako: My people need me. *enters rave party*
3:12
The best part of the video.
SPAAAAAACEEEEEEEE!!!
I kinda expected her to say that...
Wheatley: The end
Since when did michael bay make touhou movies?
+xof49 Well. A little overboard.
HE BE BACK FROM HTE TUMBLER MACHINE
Ah yeah Showmeyourmoves I don't know if I've said this before somewhere else, but I absolutely love your username.
Phantasm Forte Yeah you did say that already, thanks btw
Ah yeah Showmeyourmoves Every Touhou fan is on the same video. >.
Phantasm Forte Small world.
It's because Ciryes is a god. How could we not all come here to worship?
My bloody hell that was beautiful. SCIENCE BITCHES!!!
Did anyone notice that Utuho kept holding up her middle finger the whole episode
If only school science was like this
Instead of "science" I think Okuu thinks "silence"
5:27 Utsho then stopped moving.
And sudenly stopped thiking as well
This is by far the funniest video you've made
that also might be my Utsuho bias but whatever
Welcome back!
if i was in gensokyo, i wouldnt have to take physics -.-
on the other hand, i would like THAT kind of science lmao
I see okuu has been watching a LOT of mythbusters, Adam would be proud
This video inspired me to watch another video on how to build a nuke.
Rikako would be proud.
Okuu saves gensokyo from the KKHTA Incident
CIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Giving Utsuho An Unstable Isotope.. *GENIUS!!!*
5:33 and then, Utsuho stopped thinking...
All of my yes.
6:09
Russian Utsuho
3:10
me and the bois planning on how to science
Directed by Michael Bay
I'm really happy you make new videos and that you put all thoses new characters.
Also, Phrasing,
i predicted yuuka firing back but the moment was still absolute gold
also sumireko surviving one laser through the sheer power of phrasing was great
I'm going to send this to my teacher as extra credit for science class. "Is this not what you're supposed to be teaching us?" (JK I'm not actually going to try that)
2:48
tewi:wanna die?
patchy:fuck yeah
keine:OH SHIT.
(utsujo start using ScIeNCieE intensifies)
2:08 thats what she said
RIP in peace, Patchouli, killed twice by DR.OCTAGONAPUS !
what a pretty mushroom
3:08 And then, *_Subterranean Stars._*
Yay, good to see you're back! Especially with new sfx you applied to pics!
O god Okuu with Flandre's 4 of a kind
Can't wait for a TH15 coverage video. Your contributions are upper tier whether you realize it or not!
The word science looks so foreign after all the times I saw it in the video help
What has science doneeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
"Lol what are you wearing? A fucking croissant? lol shithead."
-Okuu
I love how Sanae repaired the Hakurei Shrine.
You keep using that word "science". I do not think it means what you think it means.
1:21 f in the chat for nitori.
Do MURICA pride next plz, starring clownpiece
Yaas
+Yukari - Sama MeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeM MeM.
CUMBIRD
Congratulations Okuu
p
LOL That's actually quality content
3:50 is my favorite part.
Ciryes deliver once again. Today is a good day.
5:40 is the canon ending of KKHTA
what a pretty mushroom
- komeiji koishi
Wait a minute...are your videos back?! Yeeeee!! I missed them!!
Weeee! Thank you, I love dem vids!
This is pretty much SA in a nutshell.
Also, good to have you back, man.
This video describes my life very accurately.
Stolen from Kim Jong Un's porn stash.
That should teach you for wanting Okuu as a science teacher Johnny.
Portal fans and Touhou fans are diferent, i am the bridge to both fanbases
That was ...beautiful...
5:21 Utsuho ends up like Kars
Well...
Yesterday was Cirno Day. No new video.
Oh well. Happy Cirno Day, I guess. :P
My favorite part was when Yuuka fired back.
science is love, science is life
see when i heard the death noise my heart just sunk automatically because i'm so used to it
Lol, Science
Fallout !
Gary Blewaska War, war never changes. Even in Gensokyo.
Alternate Title: Okuu destroy everything with power of science
PRAISE THE SUN
you're back
oh no
'Y'all came to the wrong neighbourhood'
Oh god I'm dying...
Eirin, I don't feel so good...
PRAISE THE GOD OF SCIENCE!!! \o/
this is pure gold. subscribed non-ironicly.
I can't believe I'm sitting here dying because of "unstbable isotope"
Perfect content...
HOOOOLY SHIT! More Ciryes 2hupoop! :D
thank u cyrillic ; - ;
is it just me or has the production value increased.
Yes, you are backkkkkk. But I kind of miss the funny spellings
3:36 my favorite part hahahahahahhahahahahha
Eventually it’s utsuho stopped thinking