The Plot of Subterranean Animism but its Walmart
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
- Marisa and Nitori solve the Geyser Toilet incident.
Not even Crying Emojis are as cursed as this video.
BGM:
-Sealed Away Youkai
-Heartfelt Fancy
-Venerable Battlefield (8-bit)
-Solar Sect of Wisdom
-Last Remote
this gave me a subterranean aneurysm
@Isaiah Atlas how convincing
Suffering from subterranean alcoholism
At least farting nukes is better than a Subterranean Diarrhea
lmfao
this gave me seven subterranean illnesses
2:20 “Sun God Gordita Supreme” and “we shoved a sun god into a taco” are the best things to have ever been said.
What about shitting nukes, as stated by Okuu, Okuu’s subconscious and Koishi?
that actually sits sorta well with Inca mythology, Inti was the sun god and regarded as patron of the Inca state
It's so excessively Mexican, I love it.
Makes me wonder if Mexica and Maya made deity-themed food for festivals.
actually, there are 20 sun gods
That's something I would expect from kanako, shoving a god into a taco
This is blursed but decently accurate.
Indeed
calls marisa a home intruder the one time she's actually invited in
no one:
satori: *damm it Okuu you shat on the floor again*
Koishi:hi got any tacos I wanna make my pets shit nukes
give mE aLL yer sOuP!
*You're getting Extra Stage level grounded*
An error has Okuud. Floor is not toilet
Actually, Satori might have the best ability for customer service jobs o.o
Holy shit your right...
And a lot of other jobs too...
It would probably make customers feel uncomfortable
@@ismtud1364 Not for us introverts. Having someone instantly tell you where what you want is is immensely helpful.
@@Supperdude9 im an introvert but that will still make me uncomfortable
Kanako Bell is truly the most evil thing in Gensmokyo.
Basically:
I had raging NUCLEAR diahrrea for 3 weeks
Lol
Oof
People of the United States eating what we call "non-spicy" here in México:
"OH GOD A HOME INTRUDER I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF"
The best defense mechanism. Okuu really knows proper self-defense tactics.
I love how Nitori finds it creepy that Satori knows everything she's thinking when she's out and about, but doesn't feel even a little messed up for spying on Marisa at her home.
Dammit Utoshi, you shat on the floor again
this is legit just Touhou, but if a american created Touhou
Yeah an American 12-year-old
Holy shit that was funny 😂
Trying to imagine American Zun
Koishi asking Sanae for nuke-shitting taco and "do you not have a functioning brain" are actually very nice touches, damn
4:29 my exact reaction to this video
Satori grounding Okuu to the extra stage is pretty much just Satori making Okuu babysit their little sister.
This is too accurate and I dislike that fact
Remember Koichi said "Don't poop on the floor"?
I felt that.
i don't remember koichi hirose saying that in the anime...
@@Niiue Okuyasu isn't the brightest fam. Sorry...
My favorite cast of Subterranean Diamonds:
Jotaro Komeiji
Koichi Komeiji
Okuyasu Reiuji
Josuke Kaenbyou
there should've been the warning sounds when she poops
The satori bit was so hilariously accurate lmfao
When I first was into Touhou I was trying to understand as much plt as possible without actually seeing the game, so I first watch this, but barely understood anything, now that I got my lazy ass together and actually see the plot, I understand that this here... is hilarious as fuck.
"oh no a home intruder I'm going to shit myself"
"Quick we gotta stop her"
*NUCLEAR CONSPITATION*
Okay, this is pretty accurate!
Omg nuclear constipation XD
So SA incident started because Kanako fed Okuu a very spicy (sun) taco.
I can get behind that.
Not just A very spicy sun taco…
20 spicy sun tacos
1:11 the smart kid in a nutshell
I'll watch a Touhou sitcom
Me laughing kept me from aming the add to favourite button properly. Lemme share this to my friends as well
ok this is epic
3p1c
Most funniest shit I've ever read: *"May I ask, What is making you shit nukes?"*
The geyser toilet incident would be awesome to see fully animated
this is gold
OH GOD YOUR PFP
nice pfp
3:38 so she shat so hard she fell to a subconscious state?
god i loved videos like this. ciryes was also a very funny touhou creator too.
I’m gonna tell my kids that this is Touhou 11 😂
The Sun God Gordita Supreme requires $350,000 worth of sacrifices per order
the bran flakes scene made me Hips: And Then There Were None
Meanwhile Suika and Yuugi are loudly talking to each other and blocking an aisle because they haven't seen each other in a while.
"I'll take 20"
I silently cried and laughed at this because this is way too damn funny to me
What a masterpiece
subterranean constipation
I am literally on the floor laughing
Im exhausted after work and have only crackers to eat please send help
Bran Flake Master Spark!
Koishi is gonna cause more chaos
Kind of high wuality 😳😳 you can really follow the plot alongside canon lore. thoroughly enjoyed, gave a like 👍
the fucking sfx after Okuu eats the branflakes killed me
This is actually really good
how is okuu so accurate
*NUCLEAR CONSTIPATION*
Ok so this is
weird
LMAO WHAT THE HELL XDDD
Where the hell is Kisume
i love how similar this is to the original touhou sa but in a different setting
So the whole plot of th11 is that Okuu had a bad case of Chernobyl diarrhea?
2:20 ROT AWAY IN THE INFINITE LIGHT
I love it
Okuu generating a second Chernobyl with the sun god gordita
what the hell did i just watch.
IM CRYING😭😭😭😭😭😭
taco plz
most accurate description
Whats the song in beginning when Marisa is having a problem with her toilet
人気のある場所 (A Popular Location), from Hopeless Masquerade.
tysmmm
@@Kuro_kazz tysmm
too cursed
Favorite touhou video
What in gods name is this?
Yataragasu's revenge
Hell.
Perfection
news
beauty
Legendary
This isn't even inaccurate
Comedy gold
Lol this is pure comedy
Jimmy Cash’s Ring of Fire is a great song
"hrrng im gonna brown"
"What?"
"I'M SHITTSING?!"
**nuclear klaxons blaring**
I haven’t laughed so hard in such a long time!!!!!
kanako:“we shoved a sun god into a taco”, me:SUNSTAR NOOOOOO!!!
Accurate
Im so confused i just stumbled onto this late at night while scrolling im scared lol...im wondering if this is a shitpost or what..
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
What’s the music before Sealed Away Youkai
The music is the touhou 13.5 before fight dialogue
Okuu CAN shit nukes! PERFECT
makes sense
other ending: because of the sun she eaten her vital organs died of deshydration and died of deshydration and there was a fucking sun in her house melting gensokyo even Cirno died for overheating
Why did you delete so many of your videos?
They seemed kinda cringe, but I left the more popular ones up.
@@DatJaneDoeArchive I thought they were pretty funny :(
2:04
its not even 3am wtf?
What ist the name of the music 3:36?
Solar Sect Of Mystic Wisdom - Nuclear Fusion
@@gyrozeinkling thanks
Taco plz
make mor
fuckin CZcams recommendations
I think you stole the idea from the Mysteryland Mysteries patch.
Never read the Mysteryland patch for th11, does it take place in Walmart?
@@DatJaneDoeArchive Yes. But it's called Underground Walmart.
Welp, my idea was originally a joke about how Yamame and Parsees insistance that the playable character was looking for an "cursed power" in the th11 dialogue, so it felt like they were trying to sell something. If I knew sooner I could of made it Subterranian Metro to avoid being branded for plagerism, but Walmart felt like the most recognizable store.
I think it's now a definition of Marisa stole the precious things
You mean 4kids
Is this a side story to Don't cry Parsee chan
Ay Mistr00s
eternal meek
this side of touhou community is strange
wtf
wow
2:54 my ears man
After 4 month i got jumpscared again
los burritos son mejores que los tacos
uwah?
ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM DELICIOSO
nuclear shit