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Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.666
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Pull those jeans high and tight because it's time for spooky scary episode 666 with Tom Segura and Christina P. Christina gets back in the goth spirit and we posthumously celebrate another FedSmoker clip we've never seen before! In the spirit of the beast, we catch up with one of our favorite conspiracy dads, and we go deep into Lucifer's Lair and ask for forgiveness from Robert Paul Champagne himself! We then get into some fun brown talk, and follow up on the eye exorcist on his views on oral for this spooky episode! We then review some cool clips from someone who identifies as a tooth emoji, the halo voice over announcer, and talk about hot celebrities like Alec Baldwin, Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth and Margot Robbie. We then get into a very cool curation of Christina's latest TikToks.
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Tom is like "I don't always cheat on my wife but when i do it's on a Saatva"
And with a dude. Because fucking dudes isn't gay.
I’m dead 💀
That's actual comedy
🤣
Killed it!
I feel like Christina’s goth personality should be called “Tragic Tina”
She is Raven, Acid Bath Princess of Darkness
Tragic: Where all she discusses is trans and covid issues.
talk about Hideouts worse than Gollum 🤢 🤮
Anti-Chris
*Tina Tragic
Tom: “I don’t like your goth outfit”
Mommy jeans: “Black guys loved it”
Tom: Immediately gets back in line
Don't save er......she don't wanna be saved
@@itwasallfornothing3664 fab lol
She looks way hotter like this compared to her regular look
@@kab9706 nope
@@kab9706 Think you just like goths or something, man.
Hearing Christina say, "I'd go by Spider" -- all I can hear is Ellis saying "Call me firetruck. I'm firetruck."
trap mix 2021
RPC just saying send cash in an envelope for his "charity" is definitely legit and will go to the right places no doubt.
Amber Heard's Charity got notes from RPC
Seems to be working out for Owen Benjamin 🤣
Your name is glorious
Someone
Could
Act
Mean
Very cool guy activities
Maybe christina wearing latex pants was why her mom always told her that the “😺 needs to breathe” 😂
LMAO This person figured it out, detective style.
Yeastie girl
😆 😂
"You have to LET your WAGINA BREET"
Two coffee's
The day Tim realized all the money Christine has spent on therapy has been for nothing.
Tim
@@liquiddevil7396 Tim is short for Timothy, just like Tom is short for Tomothy.
You mean Tim & Krystine
I admire Tom's ability to carry on a conversation with someone like RPC
my whole life is me carrying on conversations. what the fuck do i do bro
It's because he has built up stamina for these types of conversations with Charo and Top Dog.
It's a running gag more than anything
RPC: “Black people don’t act that stupid no more.”
Tom: “yea they had their time.”
😭😭😭
Almost spit my drink out 😂
fucking lost it right here 😂😂😂😂
Lmfao
40:05 and 52:30 for reference
@@ryanjames9599 I’m in your walls, boo 👻!
The Halo announcer guy saying "you bet I'm coming up in May" and "just glassin" was amazing!!!
No way! I can't wait to find this gem
"Goths were never enslaved"
Oh man do i have a story to tell you
This is a history joke, very well done
this gave me a flashback to high school world history
@Alucard Dracula A Goths and Visigoths joke I detect?
@@DekkarJr was it the Roman’s that enslaved them? I’m a dropout
I did an audible dad "HAH!" and startled the dog
That ending song was unbelievable. Absolutely touched me through the fence and into the stratosphere. Instant classic
Go back to the mothership....
Total masterpiece, I was done in 4 strokes
100%, but there's no info about who made it or the name of the song. It's so good and now a year later jt is completely forgotten
Me when the new ep drops: “Awwwwgetttofffffff”
Dont be stingey
Atta boy
I think you may actually be following proto. Amazing
Hell yeah, I’m featherin’ it so hard right now.🤘
Don't you mean ahhhhquierooooo
I kinda love how Widow is negging Tom for the first time I’ve ever seen. Telling him she thought he was a hick rather than gushing over how much she loves and adores him? Her confidence has improved with her Siouxsie stylings 🖤🖤🖤
I was gonna correct your spelling of nagging, but then I double checked first and discovered the word negging.. I had never heard of it my entire life. Learned a new word. Pretty cool. Thx!
@@karenamyx2205 haha…a word with a shitty definition for sure. Must say that I appreciate your desire to correct my grammar, although I sometimes have to stop myself from commenting, it’s impossible not to notice grammatical errors. Much love to a fellow Mommy 🫶🏼
@@karenamyx2205 Karen was gonna correct someone's grammar... you don't say.
Jk jk all love!!
@@karenamyx2205 that is wild that you're just learning of the word! I have used it my whole life! I'm happy that you shared that!
Different... persona
It’s so nice of Tom to bring his niece in while Christina is away.
I read this comment during the intro while Christina was singing 666 and playing with her hair 😂😂😂
Tim and christine: don’t ever celebrate 420 losers
also Tim and christine: 666 👿
i know that's exactly whaT I WAS thinking, super hypocritical, maybe he should think about what he says more often.
@@austinsorlien4217 lol it's not that deep if weed is your whole life focus and personality and you ain't making at least 60k a year you are kind of a loser bro. Loser stoner mad? Also on delta 8 rn so yeah not a hater
They're cool guys, give them a break
@@LangstonDev no not cool just burning through money everyday and not even getting high anymore is sad. You just use it to be able to function. Try watching those guys take a break. They turn into jason
Uhh im pretty sure this is more xtina's idea than todds
Tom and Christina's very very good friend Nick here. LOL. Fucking stoked y'all played the Cameo. ❤️ Tremendous
that was genius. you definitely follow proto
That was definitely a big highlight of the episode.
Best part of this episode easy
Man, I wish I was friends with Tom. I'm jelious brother.
@@boyapollo808 You gotta!
We need to petition for Chrissy D and TiTi Jerry to meet up with RPC since they’re all in NYC. Maybe TiTi can break him off with some of that upstate meat bat
🤣🤣🤣meat bat
I'm surprised this doesn't have the translate to English button.
@@chlorr1n3 lol
I've been contacting YMH constantly to get those two on for their own episodes.
@@jonnygranville281
Better than Bat meat.
RPC is tough on China.
Christina was definitely “that” girl at the party’s 😂👌🏽
Think of all the times she’s blown dudes on the couch in the middle of a room😂filthy
Love goth Christina and serial killer Tom! Great costumes!
We all know that while Christine just regressed into her old tok’d outfit of her younger years for full goth vibe, Tom just dresses normally and simply allows his inner evil to show itself more than normal
"ooo, who is the new guest this week".... "wtf is that Christina!!!"
Good one!
@@evenbuzzard4642 you just described what happened in my head when I saw the thumbmail for this episode.
Tim is 100% hiding how attracted to this look he is
Christine needs her goth outfit to show off her attempt edgy and evilness. While Tim is a well oiled and maintained machine of pure evil at all times
“Tom is short in his brain.” -best sentence I’ve heard all month. 🏆
Sounds like an insult his kids would say to him!
For all my high and tights: if you want a sick goth lipstick 💄 - do “Sin” from MAC - it looks different in the tube from the lips. I promise it’s the best goth lip out there!
My thanks to you. You are a Lady and Scholar.
Christina has me singing, “Cities In Dust” right now lmao
it is kinda crazy that ive heard tom and christina talk for about 700 hours. I dont know if ive heard people in my own family talk for a total of 700 hundred hours
Much more than that, most of their shows are +1 hour! I am also amazed how well the show has held up all this time, good stuff
It's ASMR to me at this point 😌
Good point
Damn that really highlights the parasocial relationship we all have with the YMH crew
Bro, no joke it's weird. My wife and I talk about them like they're friends of the family, "So Christina yesterday was saying..."
Christia seems more youthful than usual. You can tell she really does love that goth fit
10 pounds of makeup and drinking the blood of the young. Like any Goth worth their salt
Might be them kids.
BTGC vibes
Might be the 5lbs of makeup
She was much better in #664.
Robert was playing with Tom and loving that he kept calling 😭
Mr. Morbius just cemented that I will never skip another wrap up song. That was one of the most poignant and beautiful songs I’ve ever heard given the context of RCP
they need to start the next episode listening and reacting to it! It was a masterpiece
Tina has NEVER looked more Hungarian 🤌🏽
Thus was my first thought I couldn't believe I didn't see more comments saying this lol. I actually couldn't see it very often before but she literally looks like a different person to me. A very Hungarian person at that lol.
Her look finally matches her r-wordedness and I'm all for it.
I got my palm read just by looking at her
Apart from the smiling
@@FungleFunTime 😂
Tom: "it makes me want to smoke other stuff"
Christina: "yeeeahahaha, let's get faded bro"
I lawled so hard 🤣
@
Tom misses that crack pipe
I love the restraint you guys made in making the original call, which quickly evolved to anxious spamming 😂😂😂 So real, the battle of social exchange.
One of my coworkers is a YMH FAN! I was so exited because we started listing off the YMH quotes 😂😂😂
Sit in the dark with your thoughts, look at a candle, listen to joy division. Yes mommy
U
RPC is to Tom as Tom is to Garth. The circle of life
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking the same thing
I'm. Not Garth Brooks thank you
I'm sorry, is that RPCs actual account?
@@tylerbarnes7929 yes it is lol
@@robertchampagne6735 I much prefer you to Garth. Love you Robert
YMH merch idea: A fed smoker action figure that can speak signature phrases by the push of a button with a number of his most memorable quotes. Quotes like: “Hey whada do here huh, FuckFace?!”
The ballad at the end is the best thing I've heard on a long time 🤣
RPC needs his portrait on the wall. What an oversight.
I hope they punish nadav for this
He needs a portrait in the style of Joe Exotic
I think it's because they have to be dead. I think.
@@mondoreptileofficial4524 No. They even said it was an oversight.
Christine looking like a more masculine version of Richmond from the IT Crowd
Holy shit that's funny.
Considering Noel Fielding is a goth himself, it just fits
Yes totally!
"Oh, we drive cars. We're just like you really, except we listen to Cradle of Filth."
I love you for this reference
Robert Paul Champagne is def the President of the Cool Guys Club! You guys should send him an official certificate and a medal for this!
I really hope they keep both studios. This studio has such a great vibe.
Tom is going to start smoking again. You know he's sitting there going, "man, why did i ever quit this."
He has been for a while, he's talked in other episodes about how he likes to have a pre-show cigarette. Picked it up from Rogan.
He should smoke more than just a cigarette before shows. Smoking is badass!
They're smoking clove cigarettes ( fake cigarettes)
@@jonmurray660 those are parliaments lol
They’re absolutely not fake 😂😂😂 they’re coke cigs. We used to do bumps off the filter.
Tom’s shirt looks like a 90’s pillowcase
You're thinking of the striped denim thatched down pillow. I only know this because I looked it up a while back to order one.
CP is giving me hot goth nocturnal emissions. Holy shit it’s like the opening scene from The Hunger every time I close my eyes now. Hot goth mommy is a vibe. It’s giving me flashbacks of making out in my 1991 Honda Civic with Christian Death playing on my shitty stereo. WOOF!!!!
if tom was wearing a gold chain he would have the complete persian night club owner look lol
“The Ballad of Robert Paul Champagne” is the single greatest piece of YMH music ever created.
Christine smoking a cig : Mall rat who just got done playing DDR and got kicked outside by security.
Tim smoking a cig: dude who has you tied to a chair and is choosing which tool he’s going to dismember you with 😂
I wish tom would have dressed up like captain Spaulding from the devil's rejects, it would have been terrifying but spot on lol.
Or some ICP make up style.
That closing song was a masterpiece YMH has to have that animated as part of RPC the musical
Jeff Steitzer doing voices for YMH catchphrases was a real treat!!! I was dying at “double pipe classic”
The way he said bye. You know he was still sus about Tom sending a hitman after him 🤣
All jokes aside, “The Ballad of RPC” was beautiful
That sassy little queen RPC changed his tune about Papa Tom when he heard that powerful voice
*Tom ends call with Robert* "Woah". Couldn't have said it better myself
Take my lunch break, take too long,
Too long on my lunch break,
And they sent me home,
On the Adam Friedland Show
RPC was trying to raise a fundraiser but couldn’t remember the word “fundraiser” A charity ball lol. He’s awesome.
“let’s do syringes next time” HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Mommy going full goth is the highest and tightest
Dude Goth Mommy is best mommy.
Nope 👎
Not bad, but not better than Christine the tattooed porn star.
@@Gixsir clearly your not loving living life 365
I would have been a little higher and way tighter if they’d had Duncan Trussell on
Dude when yall were calling RPC my heart was literally racing at a pace I've only ever felt when runnin/hidin from cops holy moly I'm not sure why that was so intense for me 🤣🤣
Bro same I was so fucking anxious!
Id be in a room alone with RPC over Garth any day
Absolutely the same 🤣🤣🤣
Traditional goth is the highest form of goth culture. I love her Siouxsie Sioux vibes. At 14 yrs old, I started off goth and over the next few years, I added elements of punk and finally new wave to the mix which produced a pretty cute look by the time I reached 16 & 17 and I am seeing a lot of my old looks in fashion today. The sudden fish net stocking resurgence is a good example. I first originally wore them in 1986 and then revisited them in 2014 and it seems like right after that, everyone started wearing them. I wore them with really worn out, oversized denim shorts, opaque Hue thigh highs, and my ultra pointy creepers. My top would be an oversized white blouse with black trim around the collar which had a French vibe topped off with a black motorcycle jacket and black leather gloves signed by the Aston twins from Gene Loves Jezebel who I traced to the Heathman Hotel in Portland after their show. I had a silver metallic pen with me and my friend Shannon was so pissed she wasn't with me because she liked them first lol. I would love to talk with Christine about Goth life for hours and I would love to know if as a goth, did she also like bands like Scarlet Fantastic and Yaz? Or was it only bands like Sisters of Mercy and Skinny Puppy? Cocteau Twins? And what about Nina Hagen? Yay Christine and yay goth Christine!
Tom smoking a cigarette looks bad ass 😂😂
I got pulled over this morning and the cop let me go just so I could make it to work and watch this pomcast. YOU BET IM COMING UP IN MAY.
Oh I know the answer…. False
Sure bro
You know it's not live right? I could watch this a year from now and it's still the same episode
Pomcast
@@dr.coomer9750 please do not use gendered language
Crimson Pandora should rock this look more often🤘🏼
Dude 31:50mins that Spanish Voice mail is a Cricket Phone and usually if a Spanish person gets a phone lmao😂
Christina you look amazing! I’ve been so inspired that there’s a fellow lady goth who is so successful in the comedy community, yet I’d never seen you with the look. More of this please!
Getting goth Christina And an RPC phone call in the same episode is the best
They could have gone harder this episode but I’m still pretty high and tight
I love this episode because we’re witnessing Mommy Christina turn into one of her Tik Toks before our eyes as she talks about Goth culture.
Getting the Halo guy to do YMH classic lines is such a treat. 🤣
3:28 This is funny but more than that it fills my heart with joy that these fucks ended up together
The ballad of Robert Paul champagne is so hilariously beautiful 😂😂
Mommy got me turned into a telescope.
Christina P going full Goth in her next special would be a huge Jeans move
Tom is embarrassed of his wife 😂😂 definitely not diggin the look
Goth mommy Christina is in her element this episode 🤘
We're so blessed to have a 666 YMH the same week as Legion of Skanks » #666 dropping.
I love the “I don’t care about this place anymore let’s smoke in it”
Also Christine’s goth outfit would’ve turned high school me into a telescope
High school me would have been like a puppy trying to get with her. Adult me still thinks she is hot as a goth chick
They're really just chuffin heaters for no reason 😂
Love the goth look. Christina looks like she is having a lot of fun.
Who else started to sympathize with Garth's murderous ways halfway through the RPC call
Wouldn't need to beg me to beat him.
His stutter pisses me off
What don't you get? You send him the money. He'll give the money to some women and she'll give the money to someone else and they'll buy the toys for the kids
“And that’s how it’s done” RPC is the best 😂
I truly love Robert. He is such a sweet soul, toughened by the world around him.
He even knows the true number of the Devil...
Tom & Christina not realizing that RPC's 'short in thr brain' insult actually cuts way deep since we're so used to them being Jeans..
1:21:22 These voice overs are the highest and tightest. Episode 666 is an absolute banger. Welcome to Lucifer's Lair!
I was really hoping they would do something special for episode 666 and Christina did NOT disappoint . 😈🌙
As a 40 year old pregnant, former death rocker, I sure do appreciate Christine. I can relate on so many levels.
I wish Tom What if dressed up like captain Spaulding from The Devil's rejects, it woulda been Terrifying lol.
I had a panic attack when Tom said this was the last episode of YMH. Then I remembered they spent $10 million on a new studio, so we’re good.
SAME. Sweats and all until i saw your post. Thank you for being intelligent and making the connection too, you saved my night lol
I was searching reddit and the internet to find out if this was true. Let's just hope he's fucking with us and we see them next Wednesday haha 😅
Literally also started having a panic attack 🙃
Same-that’s why I’m up in these comments!
Yeah but they produce a lot of other shows, so it might be but I really hope I'm wrong!
I can't stress the gulf in quality between the last episode and this one enough. Great episode, all for goth Mommy Tina!
the ending song should have been given a lot more prominence in this episode. It is fantastic.
"In the dark, with your thoughts, look at a candle" 😂😂😂😂😂
Tommy ripped that cig right down to the butt. He's definitely on the road to becoming a pack-a-day guy
Or he’s savoring it knowing he’s not going to have another pack for a long time
🚬🚬🚬
The fact toms wearing a nice button shirt while Christina's fully goth is hilarious to me lmao
Kristina giving off SERIOUS Baterina vibes here
Lmao omg
Unironically, not joking or w/e etc, I genuinely love this look on Christina. Having gone through the goth phase myself through high school, I think her and I may be in a similar boat. Despite not dressing like it anymore, for whatever reason, in my "mind's eye" or whatever, I still identify with and consider myself as still being part of that culture. Like that's my baseline, regardless of whatever else I'm interested in or doing externally, the goth "side" is always there, or technically the main side.
Also, having dated almost exclusively goth chicks, as well as a handful of emo ones.. I guess the modern term is "alt" as an umbrella term that covers it all now. Idk. But I can attest that preppy guys, and esp black guys, were ALWAYS into the chicks I was dating or hanging out with. It may sound petty, but I actually always felt frustrated by that. Although recently it's somehow become "cool" to be goth to some degree, in some areas at least.. I went through that shit when you got ridiculed for, or even hurt for it. There's at least a few famous cases of goth teenagers being murdered that come to mind. Ridiculous. But I was in the trenches, I paid my dues. But it's hypocritical as fuck that the same dudes that'd mock you, apparently really dig "our women"
That was the most beautiful closing song I’ve ever heard. It brought me to tears. Truly a work of art
right? it made my arm hair stand on end....beautiful
Tom missed the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to dress up as chris gaines
😂😂😂😂
Tom doesn't send hitmen. He follows people home before doing the job himself.
No fucking way. The "spilled his seed" guy is literally a pastor from the town I went to college in. I swear I live in a video game lmfao
Tim’s just lighting up that cig like a boss
"The Ballard of Robert Paul Champagne" is an aural experience like no other
That ooh get off part was life changing
On the low Rob sounds like Medicine Man from Tampa😂
How is nobody talking about how the guy who exercised the demons out of Nathan Fielder's nether regions on the ghost real estate agent episode ended up on YMH?
Tom should have worn a cowboy hat like Garth does. Garth is clearly into the devils work😀
I hope this gets 666 likes
can we PLEASE start a tom get a cowboy hat phase of yhm this is all i need