Top 10 Worst/Useless Pokémon in Real Life (Feat. AlmightyMandals)
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A Pokémon to a lot of people would a dream pet. Although it would definitely depend on the Pokémon you have. Because there are definitely some Pokémon you’d never want to be real. So let’s take a look at some Pokémon that fit this criteria.
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Guys, I think I know where Honedge went m.czcams.com/video/3k5Te0hszWw/video.html
TheAuraGuardian PLEASE REPLY I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
Hi there when you gonna do next More Moves Pokémon SHOULD/SHOULDN'T Learn
last one was 10 months ago
TheAuraGuardian hello!
Cheese Almighty I also want a skitty
TheAuraGuardian hai
Hey y’all know what stone evolves eevee into a ghost type?
A brick
Lol
R/CursedComments
@@dartanyanthemeow-sketeer8674 what is sketeer implying
God dammit
@Alexander Christopher no
“eevee can’t evolve so it’s useless” dogs can’t evolve either and i don’t see you complaining buddy
Eevee's design is based on a fox
Eli Lackey Eevee is a dog, don’t attempt to deny it
Eevee is not a dog. or a fox. nor a cat. Eevee is an Eevee. It's not based on a specific animal, rather, it is based on many at once, Eevee is a combination of animals.
Atleastithinkso. I could be wrong, i dunno.
@@momogasi7930 it is based on a dog ddum
it clearly looks more fox like than a dog smh
2:28 WHAT?!?? Rocks don’t exist in the real world? This changes everything!!!
哈哈哈
Xd
Possibly moon rock
Heee
A rock covered in moss for a moss stone
A wet rock or a rock full of water for water stone
Fire stone is just a water stone but lava instead
Thunder stone a electric charged stone
Just freeze a rock or a big chunk of icefor glaceon, grab a rock covered in moss for leafeon, get a rock and soak it for vaporeon, put a rock on extreme heat for flareon, and just befriend your eevee for umbreon, sylveon, and espeon. idk what to do for jolteon tho
Honedge:*exists*
People with robotic arms: PERFECT!
∞ iq
if igglybuff never stops bouncing you could use it to create a perpetual motion machine and get unlimited energy, likely making you the richest person in the world. sounds useful to me
as long as you can keep it alive anyway
elchewbaccabra Checkmate
at the very least you could use it to fucking wreck someones house
and so does every electric type
Why not use Spoink as an energy source :^)
01- Xerneas uses Geomancy
02- Trainer holds Honedge
03- Honedge keep draining it's trainer's life
04- Xerneas Revive the trainer
05- Repeat ALL over and over until create a SuperManHonedge with Infinite Life Energy
Isaias Junior 06- Attach to generator for infinite power
Isaías Junior -kbffcxcxff
Then the Honedge turns into Darth Sidious. UNLIMITED POWAHHH!!!!
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"rocks don't exist in the real world"
How i love trowing a i r to magikarps
Hi
Stolen unfunny false comment.
@@deadaccount8054 shut no one cares
@@deadaccount8054 shut up kid
1:03
*Mega stones dont exist*
Me: *_Gets shoe box full of marbles_*
Great idea! Of course we haven't been able to make animals mega evolve because we use the rocks that are mega stones as marbles! You sir are a genius!
@@wadeconroy3467 Oooh time to feed my dog a marble and see what happens! Kappa
@@joshuawenninger6439 they aren't supposed to eat it! Make a bracelet with it, put it on your dog and mega evolve it! Also, do you have a keystone? You can't mega evolve your dog without a keystone!
@@wadeconroy3467 Hmm the keystone looks like another marble placed into a wearable object.
@@joshuawenninger6439 have you even played gen 6?
"Stones And Rocks Dont Exist."
The messed up ಥ>ಥ
Lol
Wow
Savannah Miller my nickname is rock.... so I don’t exist
Oof
Actually you can evolve Eevee into espeon and umbreon, through friendship
Sea Emperess and sylveon
Espeon would be the most owned because who goes in the middle of the night
Also glaceon and leafeon. You'd just need a moss / ice covered rock
@@papapapa2856 I NEED A LEAFEON NOW
Thats sylveon
Being a recently disabled veteran and also a pretty new player, I've been thinking a lot about how useful having a pokemon team irl would be from a practical/service animal point of view.
Having a Rotom to possess my wheelchair would be awesome, because I only have use of one hand and it's always on the joystick, so if I need to do literally anything else at all (take a phone call, look up directions, I start blacking out/forgetting where I am/having a stress seizure,etc.) Rotom can keep driving me forward or just steer me home-plus he can lift me over steps.
Anything with Sunny Day to chase thunderstorms, rain, and snow away would save me a lot of crisis incidents and rain-checked appointments.
Abra to teleport me straight home if I start having a problem so I don't hurt anyone or get EMS called.
Machamp/Incineroar/anything tall with hands can reach things for me, Anything with a sleep move and Dream Eater would fix my sleep phobia and insomnia,
Meowth could give me all the money the VA is stiffing me and I could afford everything I need, psychic types could probably do something for my cognitive problems, I'm sure there's something out there that can eat my trash when I can't take it out and wouldn't smell too bad, etc.
Plus I know there's at least a few that can/haved killed their trainers, and I'll never be able to afford to travel for euthanasia, so honestly...I'll take.
(*Plenty would also be totally useless, lol. I throw up and faint enough from my PTSD+CPTSD without a Muk mucking things up even more, thanks)
hey man you ok back there?
Oh...
Eevee cant evolve
Sylveon: Am i joke to you?
if you can get it to learn baby doll eyes that is, which wouldnt be possible since you cant level up pokemon in the real world... so unless you got given a level 100 eevee with baby doll eyes, sylveon is also a no go
Eeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeelutions
@@Purplex08 well, no, if you have an eevee already knowing baby doll eyes then battle with it it should technically gain experience, on shield my eevee evolved at level 26, so it is probs possible, but you have a good point
@@LagZalotYT wow didnt think anyone would respond anymore, but my logic is the same as the video, you have the only pokemon in the world and if you have the only pokemon in the world, how would you get exp? wild pokemon dont exist and trainers definitely dont, that's what i thought anyway.
@@Purplex08 but exp stands for experience, so battling with, let’s say a sibling, your Pokemon would get experience, and maybe wild pokemon would exist, but be like wild animals in a way
2:27 apparently rocks dont exist in the real world so... I'm just gonna go outside and sit on the sky
XD
@Triggered Well you obviously ARE triggered. This comment was a joke.
Edit: Also, he was making fun of how he worded it. It sounded like he said that rocks in general don't exist irl, which they do. Obviously.
r u dumb? those are pokemon rocks, not real life rocks.
your'e aself dumb ice rocks are real mossy rocks are for sure real so uhm just go away.
XD
You're right, cold and mossy rocks DEFINITELY don't exist in the REAL WORLD
*conspiracy theory intensifies* YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT, SUPERKRAT
@Ember Ruby2520 omg ikr
@tiki taka ph yes there is! hahaha being a nerd is so lame, they always turn out to be your future boss/millionaire/nobel prize winners ect... that is pretty un-cool if you asked me.... lameeeeeeee they would be much cooler if they just like grew and smoked weed in there parents house untill age 28 untill they finally get a job cooking somewhere and can afford to finally move into a rental that their parents paid to furnish. NOW THAT IS COOL!!
Ember Ruby2520 and umbreon
AuraGuardian:They say you can’t live with darkrai
Me:You can if you don’t sleep
......
Or jigglypuff/igglybuff
Anyone that goes to school wouldn’t have a problem with darkrai
one of the few times insomnia comes in handy
And u can't live without sleeping😊
"Moonstones dont exist"
Facts negative 100
How would you get a rock from the moon
@@JMeisterV Officially we already have some on Earth though in the US it is illegal for private citizens to own them (the ones NASA got, if it's a meteorite then it's fine but I don't know how many lunar meteorites there are). Though of course there must be a black market.
Couldn’t eevee evolve into leafeon because our world has rocks with moss on them
Evolution here and there is very different!
TheGameTheorists have done a video where they solved the mystery of Pokémon evolution and explains that it is possible for eevee to evolve into any of its eeveelutions
czcams.com/video/Qn2XVQ4XXPY/video.html
@@mariomon1177 yeah but leafstones don't exist? Like not the exact thing you know? So we'll get an incomplete one..... Or...... We can put it against lions and stuff that works right?
Lily Chan you don’t use leaf stones to get a leafeon
Who the hell are you to tell me I'll never be the Queen of England?! Challenge fucking accepted!!!
Stew Hvidston the queen wouldn't have 7 subs
I have 7 subs!? How? I don't upload anything lol I must be more popular than I thought. That crown is as good as mine!
+Stew Hvidston now u have 8 subs
Stew Hvidston I've got you beat. 42 subscribers and not a single video uploaded.
Stew Hvidston i had 61 subs before i uploaded
You: "the Location Rocks don't exist!"
High mountains and the polar regions: Hold our glaciers.
Plants being placed on top of rocks: YOU MUST STIMULATE EVIL!
Ice cubes and self-made fossil casts of plants: *Wily boss theme from the original Mega Man*
EDIT: Just rub the Jigglypuff on the Moon. Also, Earth is literally made of rocks.
Pokemon tutors aren't magical beings they're just people who teach pokemon new cool tricks lol
True XD
So basically that one dude who went to school to learn how to school dogs
i dont trust those guys he cant teach my eevee how to roll over
*teaches a monster how to shoot a laser beam through its mouth*
"You need a mega stone and unfortunately those don't exist in real life."
But mega stones are literally marbles...
I didn't expect so many likes xd
ifamoustemper I'm sorry, you need Pokémon to have Pokémon and, unfortunately, those don't exist. End of video
Sil the Redorbshipping Kyurem I'll get you some new marbles.
Haku infinite They look like marbles, end of conversation.
Haku infinite They look like marbles, I could careless if they were magical to begin with. Take a joke and stop taking everything so literal. :/
But they're just marbles you put in a bracelet
The bad thing for that planet regarding Gardevoir isn't the Black Holes. It's the fanboys! Imagine owning a Gardevoir and having many Pokémon fanboys drop at you feet begging to spend some fun time with your Pokémon. Shuderring down my spine.
And the they find out its a male one
+Elizabeth Brawn If you think people who react a certain way to something fictional would react the same way to it in reality, you might have a problem.
+Zakaria Bettahar That's not a problem for everyone.
Y so triggered?
Mr. Pokirby Ok, ok.
1) Wow, *I'M* the one with a problem? Really?! I'm perfectly sane compared to the fanboys who make inapropriate art of Gardevoir and trainer doing the thing
2) It's a joke. Not meant to be taken seriously. Can't you take a joke?!
Me:I don't want to evolve my eevee, it's so cute without evolving.
Aura guardian: Evolution stones don't exist in real world, so you won't like to have an eevee in real world
Most people: I want an eevee in the real world
Him:
Well you shouldn't
I would want a alakazam just because of the fact that they can make anything served on their spoons taste good.
Yeah but you gotta make it trust you a lot and if it figures out you’re only caring for it to get the spoon it probably wouldn’t like you that much.
LMAO the Igglybuff one had me dying.
Hazel Glader same
..how are you making this comment if you are dead?
primape just slayed me 😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard with Macargo
Hazel Glader XD
The Magnamite line deserves to be on the list more than Wishiwashi. It's a huge ass electromagnet! if that gets near most of your tech, it's fucked.
4:49 Captions said,
*"What would be the harm of having a Pokemon as adorable as an ugly buff"*
"Gardevoir is useless in real life"
Rule 34: *hold my beer*
No, please no
No i don’t want to think about it
I thought about it. 🤮
Oh Yeahhhh
HO HO HO NO I DON'T LIKE THAT
I am about to stop you right now
"real life sun and moon was created by.... jesus, and last time i checked jesus wasn't a great fan of evolution" OMG I CANT BREATH
Alvs Notes that was a hilarious joke haha i laughed about it to😂😂😂
As an atheist and passionate believer in science, I laughed so hard at this.
Cottonmouth255 you don't "believe" in science, it's a fact that you simply accept or ignorantly reject
wtf dude
+Alvs Notes Yeah, I noticed that too XD
Though many may believe Eevee's use is only for evolving, honestly it would still be a good companion in the real world. It would kinda be like a dog with Pokemon abilities. Eevee's my personal favorite but even if it wasn't, Id still stick to my point. I respect your opinions
Omega Fathom Eevee could possibly be useful in certain genetic experiments.
Omega Fathom Eevee is a fox cat thingy not a dog
Hurayrah B.
Also goes for Umbreon and Espeon with friendship.
+Raptor Charly Yeah, but there is reasons to believe the Sun and the Moon have something to do with it, but not our Sun and Moon.
I think an eevee will finds its way to evolution, as it seems to react to a lot of different stimulus, maybe it will have an evolution adapted to real life: Realisteon.
Muk and Guzzlord are useful though. Waste disposal, yo.
it smells as bad as the waste tho
@@skyblocker9949 even worse
yeah you could use muk... if you don't DISSOLVE before that
Good luck getting guzzlord to eat waste without accidentally getting eaten yourself, or having your house eaten instead
I mean if you don't have a nose and are a ghost/ghost type then you can own both of those...
Lugia: Gets out of Ball
also Lugia: swings his wings
World:💣
Dra Matic I don’t that’s a bad idea
People won't allow a bird to spread its wings😞
Warning: This Pokéball contains Magcargo. DO NOT OPEN.
XD
Magcargo I choose yo- oops
*opens it**
Oops the earth just became the sun
Tropix Gaming guess ill dye 🤷🏼♂️
"We won't be covering mega evolutions because to mega evolve a pokémon you need a mega stone and they don't exist in real life"
Yeah, because I walk down the street and see a fucking Igglybuff walking around in a top hat and a trench coat.
Gui Shark exactly lol
RT^
+Gummy I agree wholeheartedly. It's actually kind of stupid.
Gummy true
Well to be fair, the topic, and what most people want only, is to have a Pokemon in real life. Just the Pokemon. Not items, not stones, not medicine, simply, if you had a Pokemon and that's it. So if you could make solely the one Pokemon real, this list shows 10 you wouldn't want ever.
If igglybuff comes from the moon, it can breathe in space.
thats more of a clafa think
Jiggly is from the mood, clafa are from an asteroid
3 things:
-Honedge won't succ your life energy, if you're "worthy" (yes, it is a thing)
-Muk is poisonous, but that poisonousness can be maintained with proper diet.
-Eevee can evolve IRL by Happiness and Loyalty, than it becomes Sylveon
You mean umbreon and espeon
that silent boy sylveon can also exist
@@ethanliang1836 i just realised
Also, he claimed that Earth does not have rocks, yet acknowledges that mountains exist.
2147: a ballistic igglybuff has rocketed itself into orbit and collided with the international space station.
Patrick LIdstone hahahahaha I can't stop giggling at the image.
Patrick LIdstone XDDDDDDDDD
No Dragalge? According to its dex entry in Pokémon X, it spits its poison indiscriminately at anything that enters its territory. Doesn't sound like a Pokémon that you'd want around. Oh yeah, and their poison is strong enough to eat through the hulls of metal tankers...
Seriously wtf is the world of Pokemon
I have a Bewear in Pokémon Moon. When I caught it, I thought it was so cute so I named him Mr. Cuddles. Then he evolved and I read his dex entry.
O_O;
Cody Hines bewear can evolve?i thought that he was the final evolution,can’t wait to see the 3rd evolution in his line.
Malo Studios .... no... Beware does not evolve
Cody Hines u r a fool.
Step 1: build shine (preferably in master sword area style)
Step 2: get honedge
Step 3: plant honedge in aforementioned shrine
Step 4: wait until edgy kid who thinks he is some sort of protagonist shows up
Step 5: honedge does it’s thing
Step 6: one less edgelord. Mission accomplished. Repeat process from step 2
Well then ... that’s really realistic
“Last I checked, Jesus isn’t a fan of evolution” 🤣 brilliant
Jesus isn't god
He was born in 1bce/dec 25 0
And evolution existed waaaaaaaaaay back in 250 000 000
Million years ago
@@jeremybersabe9520 Longer than that. 3.7 billion years ago is the earliest evidence that isn't disputed by scholarly sources.
@@bubbykins4864 yea lol
Eevee may be useless but it’s SO FREAKING ADORABLE. And dogs and cats don’t evolve into a stronger form, how would it be different then that
But.... You're only getting ONE Eevee! Plus since our universes are different respectfully. So it won't be able to evolve AT ALL. Unless you're immortal and you have 2 very different Eevees and after years and years.
@@halfway7690
Wait, wouldn't it be able to evolve into Sylveon though?
@@Leaf_Honey by friendship?
@@halfway7690
I would presume so
Magicarp isnt useless in real life......
They are good for food.
True
Actually, in the anime, it was said that magikarp is made up of mostly scales and bones and wouldn’t make much of a meal.
Yes because it is use for eating
UmbreonTwinkle you'll break your teeth eating it,that's what happened to James when he tried biting it.
UmbreonTwinkle you cant eat it its seen in the anime
Muk (and probably Garbodor ) could be useful in one situation: cleaning landfills
And the ice cream Pokémon could be useful for maintaining the ice in Antarctica
Actually, a black hole has to have the mass of the moon to sustain itself, and I dont know where Gardivoir is going to find that, so its most definetly not going to be making any black holes to protect its trainer any time soon.
You would need less than 2cm³ of black hole to match the mass of the moon so basically a black hole the size of an eraser can sustain itself which i think Gardevoir can create.
Thats actually wrong, the black hole would be about the size of a grain of rice
Even if it was unstable, it would radiate away its mass in a huge explosion, many times stronger than any nuclear bomb humans have ever made
It seems like psychic energy is a physical thing in Pokémon (seen in some moves like Zen headbutt and Extrasensory…I think) so I just assumed it uses the mass of such to create a tiny black hole.
Of course something that size definitely wouldn’t do anything major, so it’s a rather wasted effort if I do say so myself, I would’ve accepted Safeguard.
I think Lugia or Tyranitar should have also been on the list. Lugia just flapping it's wings causes a 40 day rain storm and Tyranitar is know to destroy mountains just to make a nest.
or how about Machamp, which apparently can move mountains with just one arm.
actually having a lugia is sick cause lugia is loyal u just throw a master ball to catch it and all u have to do is throw ur lugia out and tell it to flap its wings at ur enemy and hes probably on mars after getting blowed by lugia
Khaza Academy Master Balls don’t exist in the real world
DEVersity ;-;
I mean pokeballs don't either, so I'm assuming we just have this pokemon.
"Let's make a vid about pokemon in real life"
"We won't include megas because mega stones don't exist in real life"
What...?
BenDesch megas are only useful in battle. Mega salamence would be a mistake, just like mega gyarados
BenDesch Why use game logic? Wouldn't I be able to tap the little mega stone on my wrist and it automatically activate and deactivate because Mega Rings and stones are link with trainer Pokémon bonds.
BenDesch its true mega stones dont exist in real life they were talking about if you could bring a pokemon in real life nothing else
Tell me this. Is there a stone or gem in real life that can make an animal more powerful than it is? Like a stone which can make a cat into a tiger? No? I thought so.
Errol D'Souza is there a genetically modified monster god that is stronger than God? No? Thought so.
12:59 not to get to into thermodynamics, but for a black hole to be stable, it would have to consume mass equal to the moon
Yeah, and since her black hole is small, it would just die right then and there
“Yveltal is the most dangerous creature in the Pokémon universe”
Cynthia’s Garchomp: hello
Dude gets oneshoted by Ice Beam
Eevee in the real world be able to evolve trough friendship
Shofar Olaguez eevee would also be a great pet on it's own as well
Why would someone make an Eevee a death machine anyway?
Furry-eon team rocket and other baddies 🤓🤓😠😠😠
Nope that's arceus friendship that's not real
That’s what I was gonna text, until you beat me to it
I WANT AN EEVEE IRL. Even if it doesn't evolve, I still love Eevee the way it is.
Edit: WOW, I didn't expect to have 200 likes. Thanks I guess.
iandanielo same
same
iandanielo i want a poochyena
iandanielo eevee is gay
johnnyjr the king no u
I’m surprised Shedninja isn’t even an honourable mention considering it’s literally just a dead bug that floats and will absorb your soul out of you just cause you looked at its back
Not even a minute in the video and theres and umbreon plushie............
"THE FLOOR TENTACLES CANT GET ME UP HERE!"
I GET IT.
@@vassel6643 mandjtv
Plot twist it did
You were raised well 👏👌
Imagine if the Pokédex was canon in the Pokemon world.
Muk's Stink can cause fainting on it's own
MUK IS OP PLS NERF
Magcargo would boil you alive
dreadwolf gaming magcargo would burn the world
If Muk eats waist its super useful.
It can eat all the dump and trash in the world honestly.
Yeah but if then it will multiply so much.
Problem is their stink and body are so poisonous they kill plant life. :\ though if it could live on like an island with garpage and get large....
They can live in water, so stick it in a poisoned body of water and feed it there.
It would just turn into an Alolan form.
Gnoggin made a video about gardivoir's Dex entry, and I find his logic reasonable, long story short gardivoir would be able to control said black hole, if you can create it there isn't much of a stretch to say gardivoir could disperse it at will, and small could just be the size to collapse on itself nearly immediately just coasing damage to whoever harmed the trainer...
Iskandor Dracos I’m wondering if Gallade is a good choice then or is it on the same boat as Gardevoir
@@davidvasquez08 Gallade would definitely be safer and better as a protector than Gardevoir but considering Kirlia only evolves into Gallade via Dawn Stone (which doesn't exist irl), Gardevoir is the only option...
13:45 XD I died
So did everyone else
@@0mega717 correct
I STILL WANT AN EEVEE ILL LOVE IT FOREVER
then it will turn into a sylveon.
Then it will evolve into Espeon or Umbreon.
Frost Walker You missed Glaceon
Addressing something some people seem to be confused about: This list is if we had one SINGLE Pokémon in real life. In reality obviously Pokémon don't exist, and neither do the items like Mega Stones. If we were to make this list about worst/useless Pokémon in general, it wouldn't be as interesting and "Real Life" wouldn't be in the title of the video. We wanted to make our lists where we magically had a single Pokémon in reality and how bad/useless they would be (or how good/useful for Mandals' collab). I hope that clears some things up. Also, Pokémon Moon Stones don't exist in the real world because again, Arceus didn't create our moon. 🤣
TheAuraGuardian First reply!!!!
but wouldn't muk be able to eat garbage reducing landfills?
TheAuraGuardian THE ITEMS DO EXIST they just dont work :P
TheAuraGuardian I would like to have darkrai cause it would destroy my enemies dreams and make them scared of the dark
TheAuraGuardian dont take this the wrong way but at 13:06 gardevoir is my fav pokemon
*Hears the music when the video starts
I SUDDENLY FEEL THE URGE TO PULL MY HAIR OUT
Imagine going with a tesla with geodude in the back so you have infinie defence and infinite electricity.
I would still like an eevee as a pet, even if it can't evolve. They are just so freaking cute.
i would liek a mudkipz as a pet. Yes, i liek mudkipz :D
can't evolve a cat either ;)
It’d evolve, just not into a stone evolution, in all likelyhood you’d end up with an umbreon if you let it share your bed, cuz how is snuggling your pet not the height of friendship.
How to be a billionaire:
Get a Wishiwashi
Feed it candies which are rare
It'll magically multiply at 19 candies.
Take one from the multiple
Repeat the process and you have thousands of fish
Sell'em, they're tasty
Genius
Nightmare Bonnie Yes.
Error in your logic you would need 2 wishiwashis that are opposite gender and let them breed in a giant tank feed them every day than continue for a year and than Start a business
XXXEmpoleon GENIUS
MOM I WANT A WISHIWASHI!! RIGHT NOW!!!!
Tell that to the Magikarp salesman. Maybe hell grow richer this time
The sun and moon were created by jesus...?? 🤣🤣🤣 IKYFL!
I said this before, but I think this was said for the follow up joke about evolution.
@@jzargo2187 even then he's wrong. Last time i checked god was the one who made this shit we call earth a thing. (this is asuming that out of every religion that has existed and does exsist
Christianity is correct, which i doubt very much)
@@Dnznxbebwushdn Dude. What are you talking about? Jokes don't have to be scientifically or religiously accurate to be jokes.
Lol sorry if my response came off a bit serious. Was trying to also be funny and for some reason i thought i had to clarify my beleifs at the same time (i wrote this in the morning so thats probably why.)
@@Dnznxbebwushdn god literally is jesus. I think its called the holy trinity
Evolution stones and rocks don’t exist in the real world .
Boulder, rocks, pebbles, and covered with moss: Am I a joke to you?
Evolution stones and have magic
Normal rocks, stones, ect. don't
14:03 who noticed that muk was dead?
And igglybuff is taped to the wall. LMAO XD
DeoxysAndMew 2 and mcargo is just do not open and LMAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE IGGLYBUFF ON THE WALL LOL
Yeah. LOL
I mainly laughed at the "DO NOT OPEN" on the pokeball thing, HAHA!
Then Adam here pointed out the Muk, so I examined the screen a bit more, realizing that Igglybuff was taped as well. XD
DeoxysAndMew 2 u know wut id get? Gardivor can get rid of black holes tho she only uses for attacks sooooooo free sex baby WHOOOOOOHOOOO
AdamTube HD Meh
Did ya know my favorite is magikarp seriously
Do u mean gyarados or milotic?
Dude he said his favorite pokemon IS magikarp
The primape's description (or however it's spelled) fitted perfectly for my little sister
When the video ends at 13:54 , Muk died because it was holding honedge
don't ' I
And igglybuff is taped to the background. XD
and apparently you don't want to open up Magcargo's Pokeball.
just because eevee "couldn't evolve" if it were a real animal doesn't make it bad or useless. It would be a great, beloved pet. What other use than that does it need to be vindicated?
RhythmGrizz ikr. People only catch Eevee just to evolve into another Pokémon. I happen to be not one of those
Yeah
*Guzzlord would be the most dangerous Ultra Beast to have*
Xurkitree: _Am I A jOkE tO yOU?!_
Didn't get it
-_- IF POKEMON EXIST, POKEMON ITEMS AND OTHER SPECIES/MULTIPLE POKEMON EXIST. (not to be mean, i'm just mad.)
E...Ew
Yeah pokemon don’t exist either then🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
No, you only get one Pokémon but it gets transported to our world, not you into the world of Pokémon
@@papapapa2856 Nowhere did it say that there can't be multiple instances of said species transported, especially with how many Pokémon are wanted by more than one person. Assuming that the species isn't just warped in and that it's one instance per person, there'd still be more than one Eevee, for example.
"Rocks don't exist in the real world" I think you need help mandals.
lolol
Igglybuff could still be used for infinite clean energy, How about THAT!
I've been on the same video loop for 10 hours
YOU KEEP SENDING ME BACK AND FORTH
“The real sun and moon were created by Jesus, and last time I checked Jesus doesn’t like evolution” Dang my man speaking facts 😂🔥
XDDDD
The cringe is off the charts...
Pretty sure jesus doesnt even exist, nor did he create the sun and the moon if he existed.
No One wait what religion are you
I'm unaware of the scripts that say to worship the prophets or saints, or ones that tell you to believe that what a deity perceives as a day is the same as the human version.
magikarp isnt on the list because its tasty🍣😋
nah m8 it's because magikarp is the ultimate god of pokemon
igor i milena tadic actually that's true. It can jump over mountains and the downforce of it coming down can crush a 10-ton truck.
and it evolves into magikarp
edit: fuck i meant it evolves into gyarados
thederp Actually in the anime its revealed that Magikarp is so useless as a pokemon that it essentially is only skin and bones. Almost no meat, no muscle. So even if it IS tasty youd probably have to fish hundreds to feed a family, and imagine having to do that while praying you avoid a mother Gyarados. Yeahhh...
But it should be on here because society can't take a Magikarp's Revenge in the face.
What if eevee in real life functioned as sort of a puppy that never grew up.
Then when the owner is ready for the next step, they take get a wild/abandoned eeveeloution as their step into adulthood.
That way they still have the eevee, it has a friend, and they become a better owner/person.
Me: wakes primeape up
Primeape: gets mad
Me: looks him in the eye straight after waking it up
Primeape: Gets very mad
Me: runs away because i am scared
Primeape: *dies of rage
this is a amazing video bro
What if an yveltal grabbed the hilt of a honedge
Kingoftheuniverse 800
Yveltal doesn't have ha-... nevermind...
Or even more interesting, how about Xerneas?
Smalls
Haha
Would that cause a paradox?
Woah
What about sylveon! Sylveon evolves from FRIENDSHIP
Sara Luves Pups affection
Sara Luves Pups friendship doesn't exist in the real world
okay i hate everybody then THE HECK TANNY!
Sara Luves Pups plus, you need a fairy type move
Tanny I HAVE FREINDS IM NOT ALONE
Honedge:
CUT THE DAMN HILT JIMMY!
12:28
Weird question, I know, but what's the bg music here? I'd love to know what it is
I ended up finding it myself, it's route 101 from Honenn. Thanks for the help though!
Eevee can be a sylveon! They would be great pets! Eevee's cute and fluffy!
Yeah buy evoloution takes thousands of years and ours and Pokemon universe is VERY different respectfully. So yeah (plus you're only getting ONE Eevee so no eggs for you! If they even exist. So no evoloution for offsprings!)
@@halfway7690 actually, I think you mean TRILLIONS of years. The fact that the world hasn't been around for over one trillion years means not a single cell would have time to evolve, meaning the evolution theory is false.
@@derek3750 I'm confused? czcams.com/video/Qn2XVQ4XXPY/video.html
Tiger PinkLily
Better read pikachu’s electric tales.
@@tyrantworks9604 wat?
wishiwashi can learn water gun....... unlimtied clean water
DavidGX-Gaming 😂😂😂
Water from a Pokémon is incredibly bitter.
Ether business is gonna be nuts
The water from a pokemon would still be great for cleaning and for factories etc. Imagine feeding a lot of wishiwashis with rare candies so it multiplies. When you have hundreds or thousands of them. You could truly make bank.
Crobaterang heck yeh
I freaking love your videos
2:52 How about friendship and a fairy move to evolve it into sylveon. Nothing blocks you from doing that.
Moves dont exist
What about espion and umbrion, friendship day/night. And technicly moves are tied to pokemon and not with world they are located in.
But sun and moon dont have magical power
@@spekter1391 But a Pokémon cannot exist without also porting over a moveset. I've accidentally created moveless Pokémon on Pokémon Showdown, I forget I didn't do that, even though it should be clearly visible, and when I try and validate, it tells me that I forgot to give them moves. In all Pokémon games (we could use GO for reference too), they have moves. And various Fighting, Dark, Bug, and Normal moves (non-elemental punching moves, likewise for kicking, Tackle, Scratch, Bite, Crunch, and physical Bug moves) exist, we just don't call them moves.
@@bubbykins4864 but none of Then moves are fairy
MUK=WASTE REMOVAL
muk saves the planet
Yeah it poisons things! Cool! For things that drink water! Which is about everything
CreeprrYT :D that’s why there xearneas
*you also have ultra moon/sun?*
Muk also kills planet
2:23 yea man like sylveon doens't exist by love
Pedro 1000 Raise the eevee from a baby
Pedro 1000 fur it million of times but it is possible to get sylveon
But, He *Needs* To Know A Fairy Type Move.
Where Or How The Heck Are You Gonna Make Him Learn A *Fairy* Move.
Breeding, finding a eevee with a fairy move or level up eevee can learn baby doll eyes by level up
Dylan Ronald or baby doll eyes cause it can just give you a pretty look
Yay I love ur channel ur so great and funny
2:43 Lol
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I haven't bothered to check the date on this video, but I suppose it came out before MatPat's video on Gardevoir, and before Locksmith and Gnoggin's reply to that video.
Maybe the droppings of guzzlord are the mountains that he ate.
That doesn't sound very comfortable to poop out.
Both the this comment and it's replies made me laugh way too hard.
xD
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Guzzlord doesn't leave droppings.....none are found so it's possible it's stomach is a wormhole..
can't you just have a snuggly eevee to sleep with
Aislinn Kimnall yes. I agree.
@@PedroPony833 Eevee can still do things other than cuddle and turn into (distortion or portion of word related to type)-eon.
@@PedroPony833 You have replied, this message will be received, whether you like it or not. *EXPLOSION*
@@PedroPony833 I damaged your argument without touching it, though.
I love that you taped Igglybuff down.
I’m am laughing so hard right now because when you said iggly puff the captions said ugly buff 😂😂😂😂
What about Sylveon? You can Evolve your Eevee by loving it with all your heart and for a while then it would evolve.
Evolution here and there are very different!
@@halfway7690 except you are taking from fiction and putting into the real world........
@@karlac3053 that is the entire point. Personally I think that the stones here and there are very different. Or (Insert link, I shall do this in edit) that but still it's different. Loving a Pokemon with your heart may just evolve it since, love isn't any different I'm sure.czcams.com/video/Qn2XVQ4XXPY/video.html
It would need to know a fairy type move though to evolve into Sylveon
Same with leafeon and glaceon just find a mossy/ icy rock
I think I gotta disagree with eevee
Eevee would make a perfect pet on its own, it doesn't need to evolve!
Regardless Espeon, Umbreon, and Sylveon evolve with friendship/love! Not some magic stone. Should be plenty possible irl
I don't see why earth's night/day would make a difference. Is it specified that the poke'moon's light is somehow special?
we already kinda have Eevee irl. It's called a Fennec Fox.
Plus icey and mossey rocks exists in real world.
isn't a fennec fox a vulpix or the 6th gen fire starter?
honestly you could get 5 of the 8 eeveelutions!
Giordan Diodato Fennekin is a fennec fox it literally has the word fennec in its name
If Jesus doesn’t like evolutions why did the world adapt and evolve?
Because the big bang happened.
Because he's not real lol
He is not real
@Joebob Derby oh yah i forgot
Theory: Gardevoir’s small black holes are more like pocket dimensions. It opens them up to absorb something like a projectile to store in another dimension before it puts it down. If Gardevoir can distort dimensions, it could be able to access others,
Edit: If you want an example, think of something like Villager’s Pocket in Smash Bros. It opens a small vacuum that can store an projectile, and then they can send it right back.