Do women have to make a noise at EVERY fucking thing, like the Kung Fu movies where the guys make a sound after every kick, jump, and punch. Every little jump this woman had to yelp.
ChillsandThrills First off I do agree with you on this video. That was very annoying. In karate/ kung fu it's totally different. Making noises is a part of the martial art. It makes people less confident in fighting you. That's exactly why Bruce Lee always made those sounds when fighting people. It would make them feel "off-guard".
Samuel Loshark bruce lee was more of an actor than an actual fighter. Not saying he was a bad fighter, obviously he was good... but people seem to think that Chuck Norris is more of an actor and Bruce Lee more of a fighter when it's actually the other way around lol :D
I was taking a sarcastic crack at your profile name. Usually high maintenance people are "show horses" and not able to really care for themselves. "Skinny Fat" is where a high maintenance person is thinner, sure, but not fit and capable of doing much in the real world. But given your response, I'm pretty sure you aren't as daft as you have so far demonstrated...
Actually, I was just poking fun at your choice of avatar/alias. You , on the other hand are acting like you've got a stick "up your arse"... go figure- it's a high maintenance thing ;-)
Some say it is polluted water. If so that makes sense. Some say it is soap. If it is soap, why would they put in soap that makes it looks like sewage water?
Haus2theRest This reminds me of a slasher movie which was set in a waterpark called "The Pool". . . Watch out for the blade jammed through the slide around the corner when you can't slow down!
BuckeyeBond Totally agree. It's definitely too slow and plain. Not to mention the shitty looking piss flavoured water. That finish was so disappointing also.
MattMzansi It was made to be safe, If it went fast then the Slide would seriously hurt a person. It was made to be the longest Slip n Slide. Even though it isn't fast, It still is a record breaker.
world's longest skid mark
ethr95awd Totally agree I was like that shit looks nasty as f
did someone shit the whole way down?
snazzy Mud before the slide ?
snazzy Probably blood from their period, it's cheap and reduces *friction* by up to 80%. trust me i'm a cook
tantan tan that was my second guess
snazzy The slide scared the shit out of them.
i want it steeper. are those poop stains?
Do women have to make a noise at EVERY fucking thing, like the Kung Fu movies where the guys make a sound after every kick, jump, and punch. Every little jump this woman had to yelp.
ChillsandThrills First off I do agree with you on this video. That was very annoying. In karate/ kung fu it's totally different. Making noises is a part of the martial art. It makes people less confident in fighting you. That's exactly why Bruce Lee always made those sounds when fighting people. It would make them feel "off-guard".
Samuel Loshark wow didn't know that
ChillsandThrills
Sarcasm or not?
Samuel Loshark I'm serious, especially about the Bruce Lee part
Samuel Loshark bruce lee was more of an actor than an actual fighter. Not saying he was a bad fighter, obviously he was good... but people seem to think that Chuck Norris is more of an actor and Bruce Lee more of a fighter when it's actually the other way around lol :D
It's in New Jersey. Polluted water supply.
No its not
I saw this on TV, I think it is in New Zealand
I didn't know they moved it to NJ
whom ever peed their bathing suit while riding this slide needs to grow a pair...and hydrate
When really excited riders say "Oh, shit!" it's apparently not because the ride is fun.
I liked the part where she said: WHOOHH AHH
that's the biggest skid mark I've seen in my life
Sweet...now which slide do they take to get back up?
Okay...was somebody just shitting themselves the whole way down
Of course it's Acton Park. Where else?
is that yellow stuff grease?
Looks so fun!
I just wanna know why the water is brown...
Great experience, totally worth the e.coli.
and now you must walk back to the top, where you parked your car.
They take you up in a chair lift, it is a ski resort in the winter
High Maintenance So are you "skinny fat" from no exercise in you high-maintenance lifestyle?
Carson Thaler can you rephrase your question because it makes no fucking sense please
I was taking a sarcastic crack at your profile name.
Usually high maintenance people are "show horses" and not able to really care for themselves.
"Skinny Fat" is where a high maintenance person is thinner, sure, but not fit and capable of doing much in the real world.
But given your response, I'm pretty sure you aren't as daft as you have so far demonstrated...
Actually, I was just poking fun at your choice of avatar/alias. You , on the other hand are acting like you've got a stick "up your arse"...
go figure- it's a high maintenance thing ;-)
This is how i travel to work everyday.
"The Worlds Largest Skidmark - Come one, Come all!"
P.s Not talking about NJ as a whole
I think I saw this water slide on a TV show
I watched this video set to twice the speed and I was like....whoa that's fast...supercruise!! :D
The person before her, was so scared they shat theirselves
Was I the only one expecting a big ramp at the end?
Is that just my eyes or did the person before her forget to wear a tampon?
urinal slip and slide! Whoopoo! lol
average speed of 14mph. I don't think id want to go any faster over them bumps. Damn Also, pretty obvious its not dirty water.
quite a hike back if you want a second time
Откуда коричневые полосы вдоль всей горки? Неужели так страшно?
At first I thought Alien drone fly by on left side 1:19
Haha,kinda does look like a drone at first!
Turd simulator 2015: sewer aqueduct DLC
Close your eyes and watch the video
all the skidmark commends aside, isn't anyone wondering what she looks like?... she sounds kind cute ;)
I am guessing whoever shit him/herself flew out of the slide at 1:12.
I see the previous person to slide down had chili con carne for breakfast.
Someone had dinner at taco bell then rode this.
Seems like someone before you to a dump almost all the way down..
Guys it iron from they water. These city folk just don't get it...
This is the world's largest Shit 'N Slide.
Some say it is polluted water. If so that makes sense. Some say it is soap. If it is soap, why would they put in soap that makes it looks like sewage water?
maxandsyd14 It's mineral deposits from hard water. I get it too at home because I also have hard water. Can be fixed with a water softener system.
I really hope the brown parts aren't collections of peoples body fat... Which is why you never share a bath.
Now imagine a razor blade somewhere on the slide
Haus2theRest This reminds me of a slasher movie which was set in a waterpark called "The Pool". . . Watch out for the blade jammed through the slide around the corner when you can't slow down!
Some say it is sand :)) :O
that sand would work like sand paper
she would be only half at the end
i thought it was poop stain from people sharting.
I can only see the huge skid of feeces
They really should have made it a darker color so those rust colored marks wouldn't show up.
Woo Poo!!!
This is the shittiest, most boring-looking water slide I've ever seen. Leave it to New Jersey to make something so crappy.
BuckeyeBond Totally agree. It's definitely too slow and plain. Not to mention the shitty looking piss flavoured water. That finish was so disappointing also.
It would be a lot better if you were actually there.
BuckeyeBond Slow as SHIT. I need it to be as fast as the slide that I lost my two front teeth on...
MattMzansi Wow so hardcore teach pls
BuckeyeBond Actually, this water slide wasn't made in New Jersey. It was made in New Zealand for a fundraiser called Live More Awesome.
This vid sounds so dirty...lol
That's a lot of pee.....
More shit, more speed
I prefer my waterslides with a little less urine of them
DAE piss, amiright gais
this was awkward
Looks slow as shit, needs more speed.
If a chick doesn't scream like a chick, how will bruhs react?
MattMzansi It was made to be safe, If it went fast then the Slide would seriously hurt a person. It was made to be the longest Slip n Slide. Even though it isn't fast, It still is a record breaker.
r0xsp0rts 12 True story. People could die if it had any deeper dips or quicker sections.
that looks so gross
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Seems boring to me...
Ewww
most annoying scream every tiny jump >.