Skyrim, but it's Pay-To-Win
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- čas přidán 22. 06. 2024
- What if Skyrim was a Pay To Win experience? What if you could only buy lootboxes in game to progress? Today we find out with our newest lab rat Ben Purchasin' as he attempts to rack up cash under a really stupid set of rules.
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0:00 - Intro/Rules
1:57 - Pinching Pennies
7:40 - First Lootbox
12:30 - Companions
20:46 - Daily Login
24:56 - Mammoth Tusk
36:50 - Passive Income - Hry
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wouldnt it be a good idea to store ur coins so when u die u dont lose them?
I got reverse rick-rolled on that one
Watching this video gave me a such great sense of pride and accomplishment.
joov would never scam me
That’s def a rickroll
The only thing that could be worse than a pay-to-win RPG is if they had paid mods. Thank God Bethesda would never do that.
I thought in my mind: "Thank God that didn't happen."
But then I remembered that it did
Twice
@@asaasa7900wait what
Lol wat
If modders want to ask for money for their mod, that's their decision not Bethesda's
@@bomric1788people need something to complain about, and they never blame the mod creators for some reason lol
For this quest, you actually WANT to do Meridia's Beacon quest. Nearly every corpse in the shrine has leveled gold. And the final room has nearly 1500 gold on the corpses there.
"A new hand touches the beacon."
@@Notorious_IncognitoComments you can hear
That's probably why he did it
@@Notorious_Incognito me when i picked it up for the first time on accident: *HOLY SHIT WTF! MF THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!*
Yea, meridias beacon and dark brotherhood is really good for money
I have to say: Joov is actually really clean with the Skyrim combat. Bashing power-attackers, crushing guards, and spacing out staggers, even in crowds.
I'm not great at showing it at times, but I am pretty competitive and want to play the game at a high level, at least when it comes to viewing each encounter in a vacuum. I might be using a stupid build or not using efficient equipment, but I still want to WIN
@@Joovhaha that’s your alternate account. You had to point it out because no one else noticed. Then u used your main account to bring attention to it. It’s cool dude. No one actually struggles playing this. Grandmas everywhere would absolutely dog you in Skyrim. Stealth archer baby.
@@USA2283stealth archer is boring as fuck
Shame.
@@USA2283You need a life my dude
31:50 hey joov! i know exactly whats going on here. you see, after you survived that kill animation, the NPCs all recognized you as the true alpha and refused to attack. this is a little-known easter egg, put in by the one true sigma, todd howard! (also, great video!)
Hey edge!! ❤loved your last vid3o
Looking forward to someone using that for a speedrun.
Being able to move and engage enemies without them fighting back has to be useful for something.
I had an odd one once, against a whiterun guard after I pissed them all off (I was told to shout, but they didn't approve of me shouting at the jarl). He got me in a kill animation, since I was at Master difficulty, and took my head off. And then I stood there. Head was gone, I was forced into third person, but that was it, I could still move, fight, take damage. Don't know how it happened. I reset a quicksave after clipping it
Considering that God Howard has released the game 15 times, i say that this gives even lootboxes a run for their money.
I mean to be fair, u ain’t a true gamer if u havnt beat Skyrim on the refrigerator
God Howard is crazy 😂
@@michaelmamba1578Beat Skyrim?🤔
TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES.
@@whimsicalstrayhe is delusional it happens after the first few thousand hours
From what I can gather, that glitch you ran into was because you kept hopping in and out of the spells menu, basically you clicked at the exact right second to cause the death to occur before the menu, but since the menu force you back to your character you basically spawned in a millisecond later after your death as if nothing happened.
29:52 for those curious
If that's actually the reason, that's insane! Joov accidentally pulled off a frame-perfect menu opening to cheat death haha
Bethesda games are so glitchy, that's nothing new...
I like how most glitches are not game breaking so most of them are just for the lols :)
I've done this too on accident I kinda figured I just healed in time and it got mad lol
I think I had something similar happen years ago... And I mean in like 2011 or few years after that. I healed using a potion right when I got grabbed by a dragon and then got flung away, and then the game didn't know what it was supposed to do because my health wasn't zero but it SHOULD have been. Not sure if it just soft locked and I had to reload or if it eventually stopped the ragdolling and let the character get up. Sort of similar because it did go through with the animation for dying from the attack and didn't skip it perfectly like in this video
helping cicero with his wagon wheel is always a good deed because it stops him from murdering that farmer.
Who care about some random farmer of no consequence to your playthrough?
We help Cicero because he is the GOAT, the best Skyrim NPC to ever exist and anyone who disagrees with **factually** wrong.
Cicero is awesome dude.@@robbiirvine1038
Until he starts talking when he becomes your companion and doesn't stop.
I help Cicero for shiny, CLINKY gold. We are not the same.
Pay to win 2?
Becoming a werewolf is actually peak comedy. You are now officially the wolf of wall street🤣
Ahhhhaha good one
16:29 Clearly the shock of seeing a werewolf gave him a heart attack
Dude joined the Silver Hand thinking he was hot shit but then he saw Farkas transform and realized he wasn't cut out for it
Joov: Actively kills enemies for loot
Also Joov: "Look at all this passive income!"
It hurts everytime….
That's the joke (imagine it in Rainer Wolfcastle voice).
It’s accurate to the role play lol
It's the entire joke.
Looking for a word... "passive savings?"
30:45 If you have to pay taxes on death then this has to be a form of tax evasion
That's why it's based
Joov heard "there are only two things that are certain in life: death and taxes" and said "bet"
Did you see how many times he died, I think he paid his fair share.
@@ShieniLicksOnLemonshe managed to cheat death and IRS.
im sure someone's mentioned it, but with saadia, if you lure her to kematu and kill him before he paralyses her, you can get the 500 gold, a lot of gems and saadia's reward, plus some unique dialogue!
Wait I've never heard of this before! I've either turned her in or wiped out the redguards
The cool thing about that is you can keep her in good disposition too. She is a little annoyed at the strategy you used but still grateful that you took her side
30:57 That's not a glitch. You simply turned into Schrödinger's Dovahkiin
"You can trust me. I've got podcasts." Absolutely terrifying words.
Know what would be a fun challenge mod? Whenever you get a skill level up, rather then it going into the skill you were actually using to get that level up, the level up is instead given to any possible skill at random. It’d force you to adapt your play style based on whatever skill is actually getting the random level ups as you play
In this episode Joov:
Pays to win
Lends a helping hand to a psychotic serial killer
Eats a girl's BF in front of her
Fights of smilodons with 0 hp
TOUCHES THE BEACON
Demonstrates Skyrim's finest pick up techniques
Typical Joov! *Laugh track*
We've hit skyrim gamer poop levels of editing, Joov's gotten too powerful
I love it
Have you ever seen Gamer poop, this is a complete lie LMAO
When it comes to stealth missions, no companion sells faster than Farkas. I swear his shoulders are so big that the enemies can see them through walls and shit
Pickpocketing is so underated in this game. Being able to throw a guards entire outfit and arsenal on the ground Infront of him without the dude noticing is a huge powerplay. Not to mention the extra 100 carrying capacity sheesh
Mass Effect map song AND Lootcrate Belethor in the first minute? Is this the perfect video??
Wait until you meet Battle Pass Sigurd
Why not have it so you can only skill up with teachers?
We talked about that a few times actually! It was suggested a lot and I like the idea but it would be a pretty intense grind. In the future, I think I'd like to take that rule into account but I have to actually donate cash to charity if I want to pay immediately for power
Unless there's another way to gain levels, there would be a level cap as you could only gain 5 skills per level. The cap isn't even very high.
@Joov so question; did you do "The Horn of Jurgen Windcall" because the room at the end is overflowing with individual coins.
And if not then take this as a note for any attempt in the future.
@@MortimerADuke mods can fix that at least
@@Joov1$to charity for a loot box
I really love how Alpha Male and Sigma Male has become a thing to just meme on
But at the same time, Joov proves himself to be a true Sigma by putting himself through all these challenges
Alpha Chads be malding
the ___ male stuff is just astrology signs for dudes
Because this alpha and sigma male stuff is just cringe. No one with an actual functional brain would say, "I'm a sigma male," or, "I'm an alpha male."
Sigma male is just a positive depiction of autism. Sherlock Holmes is even listed as an example of a Sigma, doesn't get more clear cut than that.
I'm gunna keep it real I don't think too many Alpha bros are interested in watching Skyrim content lolol
Became? It's always been a meme
"You can't stop the sigma grindset!" Literally headbutt a werewolf to death.
Ah yes if EA made Skyrim
I bought Anniversary back during the beginning of last summers sale, and ever since, I've seen giants riding dragons like every other day and it never gets old. It's almost always right outside Tundra Homestead
I didn't know that could happen.
Is me having to watch 8 ads apart of the bit?
Do you come up with all of the challenges yourself? This is super creative. I'm glad I subscribed to you way back when, your videos have steadily gotten better. It's ALWAYS a treat. I don't even like fallout content normally but I like all of your videos, even the fallout ones :D
I try to come up with my own as best as possible but I do take a lot of suggestions from people on my Discord server, and usually I try to make any tweaks that I can that I think will make things more fun, challenging, or timely. This was one of those that was suggested and I really enjoyed the idea. I'm learning how to change things on my own when I have time, but I also have a few friends that are extremely talented at building goofy utilities like the "Press a button to lose 10% of your gold" plugin we used here.
@@JoovTry to beat skyrim se as the investor. Basically, you don't fight. But you buy your follower top tier gear, upgrade it to legendary, etc. and they fight for you.
You can install honed metal to get blacksmiths to upgrade and craft for you
@@siyzerix I have one planned that's similar. I want to run through the game without any damaging abilities of my own and unlimited (but non-essential) followers
@@Joov Ooh, and maybe you can do another playthrough with the mod ''realestate'' and ''skyrim stock exchange'' to buy every single purchasable property in skyrim. That'd a cool one too
I love how technical Joov plays games like this. Every encounter, every opportunity is tense and deep.
These games catch a lot of heat for avoiding traditional RPG mechanics and while I would love to see more of that stuff in TES6 - the beauty of them comes from how you roleplay alongside the world. Certain dialogue will be funnier if you're pretending to be a chef, or a hunter, or just a straight up killer. Some encounters will be passable, or unavoidable depending on how you're playing. If I want to go through my thief arc, then the Revelers on the road have a different meaning to me in that moment than they will in the future.
It's kind of it's own thing and it's honestly really hard to describe in a few sentences.
@@Joov I think your ability to immersive yourself in the games you play has allowed you to be both so creative and technical in your videos. The quality of your content you produce through your gameplay and commentary makes me feel like I'm experiencing the game for a whole new time and in completely fun and different ways. Gained a new sub from a person who just discovered you today! Never change Joov, I think you got a winning formula, now I have a whole catalogue of yours to go through :)
graverobbing inactive draugr is what's known as passive-away income
“Look at all this passive income!” he says, committing crime
A fun thing if you ever do this kind of challenge again, in dragon's bridge there is a quest to find a lady who got lost in the river. (I think its dragon's bridge, its around there.) and if you complete it, you find a boat with lots of flawless gems including a flawless diamond (Or a couple) which is worth a ton, and I mean a ton of gold. I think the gems overall are worth like 10-40k.
Huh, fascinating! I knew about the one in Ivarstead about the girl who went missing in the river, but not about this one.
30:00 I transformed into a wearwolf while being mounted on a horse and was permanently locked into "horse 3rd person" while my actual body ran around 😂
joovs impression of a podcast sigma male is scarily accurate
So real. The bit just kept on giving, too
@Joov if you try this challenge again (and i think you should), you can be an Imperial who naturally find more gold.
a second tip is using “scum saving” to take on more than one thieves guild quest. you can take three in one city and make 300 coin instead all while looting purses and gems.
I have my notifications on for 2 youtubers, Jabo and Joov, the brothers from another mother.
I think when we finally meet each other some cosmic explosion may occur
@@Joovthe cosmos will explode once you can confirm for yourself in person that british people actually exist when you meet him.
Jabo uploaded today? I don't see it😢
Jaboov
@@bingusenjoyer197I can confirm that they exist as I’m English
3:00 heres a bit of a tip, home owners and store owners only follow you IF they know where you are so if you can find an alternate entrance into the building away from where the owners usually hangout then you can steal all you want as long as they dont see or hear you so for example the 2 story houses usually their balconies have stairs so enter via the balcony and you can steal freely
Finally.
Skyrim as Todd always envisioned.
I think a skyrim vid where you get as many people to attend your wedding as possible would be funny, though I’m not sure how you’d turn that into a whole video
I loved the Sigma Male/Finance Bro Podcast meme throughout the challenge. I just wasn't prepared for the stellar execution. Even the character's face is terrifyingly accurate.
you should had put this video as a members only so people had to pay to see it
SKYRIM BUT ITS PAY TO WIN! “Welcome to elder scrolls online-
Interestingly I would argue ESO is certainly pay to have any kind of cool looking clothes it doesn't have anything that provides a mechanical advantage to anyone else in the shop
@@lillycline1414What about the buyable classes?
@@hazeltree7738 bro 2 of the 3 are some of the worst ones and the third is middle of the road granted they have great ascetics but not a mechanical advantage
I've played, (and beat) skyrim atleast 100 times, and I NEVER knew there was a 3rd chest in the shout room for bleak falls barrow, something new everyday
Me too. Same goes with the quest where you shoot the mead bottles and you get a free 5 archery levels, I have never run across it
30:48 it also has an animation for the body of the player to play before ragdolling, you can see the animation break when he exits the fav menu and heals, the arm did the wrong animation. There’s more but for some reason the typing is lagging.
I feel like collecting the Crown of Barenziah could've been a great way of trivializing this, but then again thats not enough suffering
What about all the money you get at the end of the dark brotherhood quest line lol
@@suzysuzuki8865 The sigma grindset doesn't include working for someone else, it's about passive income
Getting a shit load of gems from every box you open is more sigma
That ending lmao. "You cant stop me! You cant stop the sigma grindset!" *gets folded immediately*
Joov is like my favourite channel of the past couple of years. These challenges are so entertaining to watch and Joov is a funny dude.
Lucia just casually defying physics as a whole to slide into your DM's asking for coin had me reeling in pain from laughter! xD
the companions had one conversation with the sigma male and immediately sent him to die
16:30 I had to watch this back a couple times, the dude with the shield kills two of his allies before Farkas even starts attacking. He's supposed to be attacking, but his first one triggered a spinning power attack which one shot the orc, then because they're all out of place he triggers the backstab animation on another. 11/10 work Bethesda.
this challenge puts a big red circle with an arrow pointing towards it on why i love meridia's quest so much
the amount of loaded dead people in there is insane, i swear it's like 2000 free gold from the bodies alone
I've only just found your channel 4 days ago and I love the videos and all the different ways I never thought about playing these games, keep it up and heres to looking forward to seeing you hit 300k you've earned my sub.
The alpha male and sigma male jokes were the best thing by far LMAO
A new Joov video. It's the best way i know to start my week with a smile. Thanks for all of the work you do.
I can tell you're a true understander of the grindset with how familiar you are with the core concepts of it. You ain't fooling me, scoundrel
14:07
Joov: "What the Hell was that"
whiterun Gard: "what's that" 😂
That guard and Joov both witnessed a paranormal event.
"You don't need healing! What you do need are good marks like Dragons, good side gigs to keep your finances afloat... and a healing spell."
Lol
"I'm just going to take this bag of coins into this other room. And totally not steal it." An underpaid Dragonborn.
Holy shit the Sims 2 soundtrack at the wedding made me feel nostalgic
Making fun of those moneybro/grindset people is ALWAYS appreciated and loved
Andrew tate after learning gay people don't care about what he says :😭😭😢😢😢😿😿😭😭
Bugs? Nah. "It just works." Also that ending was perfect 😂
You worked so hard on this its amazing
33:55 Watching you charge up to the boss in werewolf form, STOP, and THEN power attack caused me psychic damage.
This channel is positively binge worthy! I'm so glad the algorithm recommended this to me!
I can’t tell you how excited I get when I see you post! Your videos are funny as hell and creative! Keep up the amazing videos!
I'd be cool if during the marriage quest if u did every quest certain characters would show up like the blades or etc
Watching a Joov video is basically just me waiting for the moment when sheer chaos ensues and then he dies.
You never run out of ideas and every video is unique and really fun to watch, thankyou :D
I’m dying 💀
Lucia: Mister can you spare a coin?
Joov: Absolutely not!
Literaly genshin impact moment
Oh my God I feel so heard with the science project bit
Finally someone said it, and it wasn't me going on an unhinged rant about it
No cause the intro is so relatable. My cell project from school was made out of actual trash 💀 two small cardboard taco shell boxes glued together, painted blue. I'll never forget that project. Never.
I swear this man makes my day by wanting to switch from starfield to go back to skyrim.
The only thing I learned with this is that the Sigma Form is a big wolf fursuit.
Furies are all suspiciously wealthy.
The weird Schroedinger's dovahkiin phenomenon during the mammoth tusk bit was the trippiest and most genuinely unsettling thing I've ever seen Skyrim do
"Mm-mister... could you spare a coin? "😢
🏃♂️ "Absolutely not"
Seriously missing out on an opportunity if you don't clip the giant riding a dragon into a YT short.
In fact, Lucia sliding into existence to ask for money and the curious case of the dead man walking are great Shorts opportunities as well.
You can revert out of your werewolf form using the sheathe weapon key. Probably wouldn't have made a difference, but...
Neat I always waited an hour good to know
That nostalgic mass effect music hits different
31:43 clearly you faked your death to avoid taxes, classic sigma move.
I love your dedication and immersion in your challenges! I didn’t know I’d be learning so much about economics, passive income, taxes, how to get married, and how to be a Sigma. Thanks for these life lessons!
Honestly, the 2h mob crushing your hopes, dreams and skull in the last 5 secs of the challenge is just peak skyrim, wouldn't want it any other way.
31:00 You entered into the spirit realm bro. It’s like an out of body experience lol
All of your background music hits me in the feels. Especially the sims song at the wedding. That song brings me back.
"You can't stop the sigma grindset!"
-Joov, turning into a furry, puts on his fursuit, gets headbutted to death, 2023.
I think the most disappointing part of this video is the fact that he didn’t call his character Andrew tante
You make some crazy good content man. Every time you make a post I look forward to seeing what you're up to.
LMAO! These challenges always look so fun! Makes me wanna try them myself
been watching for a while now, and just love the content. Production quality of a 5 mil sub channel, with the genuineness of a 5k sub channel
Damn wish I could watch this right now guess I’ll have to come back after work though :(
Here's your motivation to finish the work day strong
@@Joov thanks joov your a real one keep up the good work my man
if you had passive incomed instead of getting a job you could be watching this rn
Completely leaving Bleak Falls to sleep in Riverwood wasn't the solution I expected since it's a dungeon that has bedrolls right in the very first room.
ive watched the vods for this like 10 times lmfao im ready
The editing in these are god tier
11:27
Thieves Guild would be better scamming people with crypto? Come on, they're thieves - not assholes, sheesh...
This was way better than I was expecting lmao
Joov never disappoints
I love your creativity with these skyrim videos, big thumbs up!!
Love that banana peeling has officially taken root as a term 😂
challenge run: sigma grindset. you have to play survival mode, you can only eat a keto diet, organ meat, vegetables and other unprocessed foods. you can sleep max 4 hours per night and have to do a lot of pushups when you wake up. to make money you can only do hard physical labour, or pay the iron price. quest rewards have to be donated to charity, sigma males dont need charity themselves. followers are also not allowed.
to burn more calories youre not allowed to ride a horse, take a wagon, or fast travel. can probably make up some more rules. the challenge goal is to become a financially independent home owner and get married. and it has to be a nice place to live in, not that cheap shack in whiterun.
you also have to stay in character the entire time.
Great entertainment! Thanks!
You know that flute trance music will almost haunt me the way like dagoth wave.
love it😄🚀
Watching you struggle on the Meridia quest brought back fun memories of having the same issue. That fight is ridiculously hard if you're not prepared.