Kirby's Fastest Ally
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:D - Hry
He’s probably like Cubchoo. The more mucus, the better he’s doing
Lols
CHUBchoo
It’s the stickiness and thickness that determines how well it’s doing, not the amount
@@mr.sheeppeehs4204 Forgive me, I can’t remember _exactly_ what every single Pokédex entry says.
@@Nc3three oh no it’s fine, I’m just informing you
3:00 First you draw a circle. Then you dot the eyes. Add a great big smile! And presto, it's a monstrosity!
Yep
Agree
NOW GIVE IT MACH 2.
The fu-I SAID MACH 2...
Where did the "first you draw a circle meme come from?" I'm dying to know
@@yourlocallunatik3261 Kirbo's adventure.
"Gooey did the gooey with Sonic The Hedgehog"
-Failboat 2021
I got a terrible image in my head from that line from Fail.
tongue went right in there
Gooey put some of his gooey in sonic.
@@carterwallace109 oh great mother of kirby with a gun why would you give me that image in my head
@@carterwallace109 sweet. crispy. CHRIST.
He’s like a NASCAR Stock Car. Really fast, but really hard to turn.
Basically it
Gooey ASMR
Gooey is love, Gooey is life. We are blessed that *sedimentary rocks* exist
y e s
Gooey blessed us with...
Hmmm yummy rocc
@@Gues9282 man Gooey really is a self loving
Blob?
@@HouseHaved yes i am blob hiding under this
rat
"This video is sponsored by square space."
"*Kirby is dead.*"
man failboat is realy good with transitions, huh?
i swear if you cut the part after "kirby is dead" it becomes a literal meme
@@noone3708 *i beg you to do this, I would watch it so many times the repeat button will break.*
@@HouseHaved czcams.com/video/8yLevE6I_4c/video.html
Not even 10 seconds in and I'm already dying
@@brunosholeinthegroundfordu4190 They did it, boys
“So Kirby flew, and eventually, Kirby stopped thinking.”
Kars: *frozen rock noises*
I never realized how many Jojo references he made in his videos until I finished Jojo, and it only made things better
I agree completely, once I finished jojo his vids were made SO MUCH better.
I WAS WONDERING WHO NOTICED THE JOJO REFERENCE
Kirbars
damn it i was gonna do the dumb text with was that a jojo reference 5:53?!?!?!!? but cool guess ill just not
I literally just watched “Kirby’s strangest allies” and this comes out what
How have you just watched that I watched that a long time ago
@@ItsMeTheE1 can’t u watch something no matter how old it is?
@@davithepaninigod9142 Yes but I am no longer associated with watching that video
0:12 i like that the scream of the background is perfectly time when the goo ball is dropped from the plane.
Me: Failboat! Time to wa-
Failboat: Kirby is dead.
GIVE EM DA BAD TIME SANS
Classic Failboat
But he always finds a way to make it beautiful to the human eyes.
At least we were led to believe:D
2:43 “This is what the 5-gum sees as it travels down your digestive system.”
...why are you swallowing your gum?
Because that's how he truly feels alive.
@Fedora kirby tru dat
Good point. That would probably clog your throat, so I don't think 5 gum is a good choice of words. Maybe say wet bread ball. IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD!!! I KNOW!!!!!! I HAD IT ON MY SANDWICH ONCE!!!!!!!!!
I saw this as soon as fail said that lol
"This is more of a 3D sonic game than a 3D sonic game"
-Gex
if you were a gex fan you'd get that
@@sirus5663 No crap, the original post claims that the quote came from Gex.
Is it Gex night?
@@Crispeaks "as long as there a sentence to be miss credited, its always gex night"
-G O D
"350mph Gooey"
Oh boy
speed
yeah that was original title
Failboat : best I can give is kirbys fastest allies
Imagine the custom levels that will be created
Oh no...
HHHEEELLLPPP!!!!!
Green Hill
murder
Facts
“gooey did the gooey with sonic” Ive never been more scared of failboat.
“Do you believe in gravity?”
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:)
Goo Gone
:)
:)
(:
Joe mama
𝓼𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓼
Best type of rock. Failboat truly ROCKS!
How do you do different fonts?
Nah metamorphic rocks are way cooler. Not literally, but in all the ways that matter.
ⓞ ⋞⑥⓿ ⓿⋟ⓞ⑩ ⑤≽❸ ঞ⑤ⓞ④≽ ⑦③⑥⓿. ၉ঞ⑩ⓞのঞ③③❺ ⓿⋟≽⑨≽⑩ ⓿⋟ⓞ⑩ ⋟ⓞ⋞⋟ ⑩の⋟⑥⑥③ ⋞ⓞ⑨③ ≽❹の≽⑦⓿ ⑩⋟≽⑩ ⋞⑥⓿ ⋟❶⋞≽ ၉⑥⑥၉⑩. ⓞ ④≽ঞ⑤ ⑩⑥④≽ ⑩≽⑨ⓞ⑥❶⑩ ⋟⑥⑤②≽⑨⑩. ঞ ⑨≽ঞ③ ⑩≽⓿ ⑥≼ ၉ঞஞ⑥⑤②≽⑨⑩. ⑦ঞの②ⓞ⑤ ⑩⑥④≽ ஞ⑥၉⑥⑤⋟⑥⑤②≽⑨⑥⑩. ④ঞ⑩⑩ⓞ❷≽ ஞ⑥⋟⑥⑥⑤②ঞ၉⋟ঞ⑤②⑥③⑥⑥⑩. ၉ⓞ⋞ ⑥③ஞ ⓿⑥⑤⋟⑥⑤⋞≽⑨≽②⑥⑥⋞≽⑨⑩
My favorite rock is called Joe
@@someinterneter9372 Couldn't have said it better myself
"Eventually, Kirby stopped thinking"
Anyone else appreciate that reference way too much 😂
I was expecting more comments on it lol
Yeah tbh
Failboat really went from exploadingtnt to being famous on his own like this, with a very funny personality. Who coulda known?
veterans
I still wanna know where purple shep went..
@@TheAnimeEncyclopedia pinksheep ate his son
Ikr
Levels where you go down a chute and/or slide at high speeds are my favorite. I'm definitely gonna check this one out.
Bruh this wasn't even a good comment and I still got a heart. Thanks.
@@murphexe I think he’s trying to tell you you should check it out.
@Squidge McMidge Not sure if it’s on yet, but they’ve said they’re working on putting it on the Switch.
Until you hit Ibeams
"Satan Straw"
"Satan Straw"
"Satan Straw"
"Satan Straw"
"Satan Straw"
“Satan Straw”
0:44 Isn't that called COVID?
Yes
21
LOL, BUT TRU
from 350mph gooey to *KIRBY'S FATTEST ALLY* this is the content i watch people
F A T T E S T A L L Y
At leats now its fastest
Nothing shocked me more than the video starting with "Kirby is *D E A D* "
3:22
**gas gas gas starts playing**
3:39 welcome to alpine skyline
0:03 MY POOR POYO BOY
Ya na in the future he has 5 games and one more coming soon
At 6:07 when he said, "I don't think I've ever licked a warhead" I thought at first he was talking about the candy warheads because I was half listing in bed.
"Gravity is a harness. I have harnessed the harness."
- gooey
“Kirby is dead”
looks like someone forgot to draw the circle
2:38 "UH- UADUDUDU- MEEEEEE"
Oh boy a new video!
"Kirby is dead."
The new Spiderman game looks great!
"i've never licked a warhead" -daniel failureboat
they're kind of sour
“Kirby is dead”
Kirby and the forgotten land “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?”
POV: you're the scissors and you hit the G-point of the paper and do the thing
"Joycon drift isn't a real problem"
Joycon drift: 6:35
אכן
I'm a charger main is Splatoon 2, and I have a drifting controller, so I know what it's like. :(
This isn't even on Switch lol
Man, I am stupid.
He is using an Xbox controller
8:30 y’know the sonic lost world music is fitting for this
3:00
"A body has been discovered!"
"we need a satan straw"
-failboat, 2021
3:08 Kirby and the Forgotten Blood
That “Kirby bleeding” part got me wheezing as well as the branch YEET part
8:03 "Ground is just a concept loosely proposed by weak minded people!"
Failboat, how do you come up with stuff like this?!
original title: "350mph Gooey"
*Not even joking*
This scares me so much, please hide it away from me
No
4:25 OMG, HE'S GOING TO
god dangit... He is so good with those
“And eventually, Kirby stopped thinking.”
wAS ThAT a JojO’S RfEreNCE?!
9:53 "Let's do this level properly"
*Immediately jumps of the course to not do the level properly*
3:55
Kabu: Warp Star!
0:13 the yoshi scream was perfectly timed.
9:07 this log is my life in a nutshell
When it inevitably changes, the title is “350mph Gooey”
It's still not changed he won't change it
@@anawesomedude4358 he will
@@yourlocaldonut5247 he won't
@Kyle aw cmon!!! He read the replies of this!!!!
It’s now Kirby’s fastest ally
5:56 I sense a jojo reference
Kars gaming
"the bounds of gravity cannot contain me"
“ Idk if you should be licking sky bamboo. I mean idk, is that even legal?” -FailBoat 2021
He is the only CZcamsr that makes me laugh out loud to the point that my family members are concerned
the original title was "350mph gooey"
This is the perfect kind of game. Highly experimental and chock-full of bizarre, interesting, and overall, fun ideas. A game that's entirely focused on an engaging mechanic that encourages you to think about how to solve the level in your own way. In other words, a game that knows how to be fun.
10:32
"Yes!Gooey, cheese!"
7:07 is legit just the ending to Titanfall 2
*sad bt noises*
Protocol 3
@@Core81alpha Jack? Are you there?
*PAIN*
@@Core81alpha what, my comment is P A I N?
4:13 is that a glitch? cause he basically got flung really fast!
Failboat: Let’s do this the intended way.
*one minute later*
Failboat: The level is just a suggestion!
Honestly, this video has some of my favorite Failboat quotes
“Gravity is just a suggestion”
“Ground is just a concept loosely proposed by weak-minded people”
“So Kirby flew, and eventually, Kirby stopped thinking”
“Dude, who needs ice cream when you have *sedimentary rocks*”
“We need a Satan Straw”
0:34 that's what I eat
After watching this man's videos, I realize that he is the living definition of a meme.
Dan really brings it home and makes sponsorships actually entertaining
1:12 it tastes like flamin hot cheeto puffs. trust me i visited my aunt there once.
"Gravity is just a idea."
me: oh okay
(begins aggressively floating)
Failboat: "As the game developers intended"
Also Failboat: "THE LEVEL IS JUST A SUGGESTION"
2:48 bet you can't see the gun
Original title: 350mph gooey
9:26 Mickey?
Crumble-man, Crumble-man! Does whatever Gooey can! Rolls down ramps, any size! Licks up trees, just like flies, look out! It's Crumble-man!
10:03 "lets actually go" 1 sec later T O H E A V A N
"This video is sponsored by squarespace".
Kirby is dead.
How it chews to gum 5 feels
"Kirby Is dead"
*And that's when I took it personally.*
The way he swings from treetops with his tongue and does flips is full of the exaggerated swagger of Gooey
GOOEY SLOW DOWN
OH NO HE CANT HEAR US HE HAS *t o u n g e* IN HIS EARS
"And eventually, kirby stopped thinking" is failboat a jojo fan?
No duh
In one of his Pokémon nuzlockes, he had a Wigglytuff named JoJo that was equipped with a Fightium Z.
@@estebanramirez1178 he named a joltik joltaro
mario galaxy changed in all stars 8:12
Fail: “No, this is what the 5 - Gum sees when it’s rocketing down your digestive tracts.”
Me: “That’s not how gum works...”
Am I the only one that read the title "Kirby's Fattest Ally"
Dedede?
No i did
See that title: HE SPEEEEEEEEDDD!
Gooey is sonic, prove me wrong.
Gooey had some dopamine, that’s why he now is speed.
@@sonataavalon6017 ok???
@@sonataavalon6017 ???
@@anawesomedude4358 yes?
“Who needs ice cream when you have...SEDIMENTARY ROCKS~?”
This is probably my favorite Failboat video.
0:23 whats the song in the background
I asked that too lol.
I found it! It is rooftop run act 1
@dashHawk
Do you actually watch jojos bizzare adventure?
@@MXonaskateboarderm what the scallop
This was frickin amazing, great job Dan!
It's called the laws of gravity for a reason, some people don't abide by it's rules.
-Gooey and Kirby
January 30 2021
Failboat thumbnails make me feel uncomfortable
Well it isfailboat
His smile now lights up the night sky and the grasslands
I love your videos so much i was so fricking happy when i woke up and seen you posted
This game in a 🌰shell:
1) take your avarege Sonic lost world level.
2)mixe it with your avarege Mario galaxy level as well.
3)put Gooy on the mixture,and make the most trealing and trippy game of 2021 yet.
Ah so you've played Crumble... Now speedrun it! Crumble speedrun accepts you with open arms.
1:04 oh gooey! hold on.. gooey don't drop! you have been just born! it's too early to got to hell noooooooooo!!!
gooey: i've already been to hell! o_o
I just want to say, it's a joy to watch your videos over and over again👍
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!! KEEP DOING CRUMBLE WITH GOOOOOOEEEEEEY. PLEASE, IT IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME GOING
“Gooey did the “gooey” with Sonic the Hedgehog”
-Failboat, 2021
No, don't do that!