Slayer Goes To Church
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- čas přidán 9. 08. 2010
- It is likely that this will get removed from CZcams (THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SONY). And I ask all of you who love this clip as much as I do to download, and reupload it as many times as you can.
This is not made to offend anyone, only entertain those who think this is awesome.
I do not own any content of this video, or it's soundtrack. - Komedie
"Moses! Open this fucking pit up." Said the holy Father.
thefives7ar holy fuck... In my 10 years of watching CZcams I don't think I've ever seen a comment kick that much ass.
thefives7ar Amen to that, brother.
fucking hilarious comment lol
thefives7ar YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHH!!!!
made my day watching this Slayer finds the good in everyone
What scares me more is this kinda stuff is happening in church.... Without slayer..
The guy with the red hat Well yeah you're right because slayer is just added to make fun of the video, but in reality they act like this without the influence of any metal.
You know you're listen to metal. This people really thinks that the holly spirit or jesus it's doing that shit.
One word, possession... By what they believe in/worship or the potent belief(s) there of. Happens world-wide, across all cultures.
Sam Hain I'm from Argentina and here doesn't happen. We have fundamentalist groups of believers, but they don't take it that seriously... In latin america i think Mexico it's the most religious country.
my fellow responders here clearly have a firm grasp of the obvious
When i'm feeling down, I watch Slayer Goes To Church.
nobody Ditto :)
Me too!! you are right man!!! jeje
I just found this, but now I'm hooked
Same here
That’s what I just Did. 😻
As a veteran of many thrash, punk and hardcore shows, I can honestly say, some of these folks have some legit moves!
Damn 😂😂
man just look up for Meshuggah moshpit lol
Ha
Same,,they are definitely throwing down for sure ...😳🤣
If my parents church had been like this, I would of dragged THEM to church.
Ive been going to the wrong churches
Christian Robles Clearly.....😂😂😂 You might wanna consider churches that will keep your sanity at its finest 👌
Yeah, those folks are really getting into it LOL !!! :D
Every church is wrong!
I've been burning the wrong churches.
@@-Vitalis- Dude. No. Lol but this is funny 😂🤣😂
Slayer never knew their music would be so inspiring in church.
Much better than going to a church social.
@@brucegordon7248 most there songs talk about God or Satan so it makes sense.
This is that Christian rock I keep hearing about
This is not rock...it's Either thrash metal and or hardcore i think....If you want Christian rock look for the band stryper
r/woooosh
@@isukatgeetar15 🤣🤣🤣
The news boys finally found drugs
Lol. The old-timers were right that rock is the devil's music. Sex and drugs and rock n' roll, that's all my body needs ?? If you host demons, yes, true. Now the whole world is playing host to the master demon satan himself, only with God's grace y'all will make it to the end hereafter, amen. God bless.
That's the Crystal Methodist church I always keep hearing about...
Underrated comment
Made my 2021
Clever.
Here in 2022 and still getting Ws
😂🤟
Looks like the pastor spiked the holy water again
You don't drink holy water but okay. (Sorry for being a bitch)
More like the blood of Christ
@@Rr0gu3_5uture top. Comment Lol👍
Rob Axl where’s that gallon of sacramental wine Brother John, I replaced it with grape moonshine preacher.
Drink of me
8 years later. .. I'm still watching this video!!!
It hasn't lost its edge!! ;-)
4 years for me...
The best music video from Slayer so far. Lol
Yep so cocky until your dead and the demons come for you. Ha ha ha ha remember this post when you crying for someone to help you.
@@timweaver9955 Ya 😂😂😂
101 % agree. In fact its get better and better.
This is quite possibly the greatest music video of all time. The person who created this is a genius.
Than see the clip grindcore clip with priest and nouns or that with wedding.Funny as this with Slayer
You tubes best vid!
I watched this like four times in row 😁
Slayer works in mysterious ways
I would go to church more often if it was like the this
+Kyle Kasten fcking a!
agreed..looks fun
Probably be fights everywhere
Then join a Pentecostal church LOL
Early Cuyler - you are not the only one, and it will happen. If you are interested, I will tell you. ROCK'N'ROOOOOOOOOOLL!!!
we could learn some pit moves from these people...brutal!!!!
My man at 0:39 skankin' like a boss.
fuck yeah
0:09 What do you call this pit move? The brutal horse? LOL!!!!
MrAlienautopsy and in the 666 day god said open this fucking pit up
Let God takeover and you will acquire is sick moves.
This deserves a CZcams Oscar.
Wtf dude
This is better than some of the _actual moshpits_ I've been in
Westeners.........
"It is likely that this will get removed from CZcams"
7 years later it's still sacred enough to leave it here!
I feel like the original one was removed. :/
11 years...
11 years later and I still show this to friends!
Yup 11 years now lol probably has something to do with the 1.7 mil views
When I was in high School, I wrote Slayer on one of the red bricks in the wall of the hallway in CHALK. When I returned 5 years after graduation for a class reunion, the writing was still there totally intact. The cleaning lady or anyone else could have wiped it off with just one move, yet nobody dared to touch it for more than 5 years. Slayer is sacred.
0:09 that's actually my cousin lmao. I'm not even kidding that is seriously my cousin Javan lol
your cousin is a great metalhead. :)
Aaron Walter Tell him we dig his moves.
cuzzo's metal af!
how can you tell? all black people look the same
kinda racist
This is why CZcams was invented.
2:13 . The editing and timing for this lady blasting in is phenomenal
Lmao yes!! That reminds me of this giant seven-foot-tall dude doing the exact same thing and killing half the people in the pit at a napalm death show until the crowd mobbed him haha
For me is 1:31 when the pastor screams "Angel of deaaath"
Haha That part is so perfect! Even the drummer is going along with the beat!!!😆😆😆
I cried 😂
I just learned 17 new mosh pit moves from these Bible thumpers
Spread Jah Good Vibes
YEA, MAN!!!
Yea the one at 0:48 and 2:13 I will use the next time.
The one at 1:40 is pretty good
James Hunt 😂😂
Bwhahahaha!!! 😂😂😂
I thought I am a pit monster.. And now I want to go to church and take some notes
Dimitar Georgiev that's where I learned all my pit moves
Haha
"The gods made heavy metal, and they saw that it was good"
No bro, it's not from God, it's from satanists. 😈 Keep people away from religious teachings 💀
They said to play it louder than hell, we promised that we would
Lol the guy at the end is like.. "let me move this baby out of the way real quick"
Lemme just take the bebe before you shake her lil brain out, m'kay?
Better headbanging skills than most of us metalheads.
You take that back, brother!! 😃
But they are definitely crazier than us...
The music certainly did fit
@@punkrocka9600 Nah he's gotta point. If some black granny has better headbanging skills than us or does rhe windmilling better than corpsegrinder I'll be happy to admit it and compliment her while I buy her a beer
More like mental head
My favorite bit is at 3:10 when the guy takes the baby away before the mother really gets her god going!!
paddy7812 thats now my favorite part !!!!
I also like the very end where the woman puts the blanket of eternal slumber on that other person.. ^_^
paddy7812 i bet she got WHIPLASH. lmfa0
2:13 is my favorite part. Those drums. Perfect!
9 years ago I was an exchange student in Texas. I showed this to my host family and asked if they could take me to this rock & roll church. I legitly thought this was a real thing lmao
Damn... I'm crying this is so funny. Whoever thought this one up is just brilliant. Slayer should use this in their live shows. Email it to that Westboro church or whatever their name is...
Even God is like... "What the hell is wrong with them"????
Andrew k Adams Me too!!
Angel of DEAAAATH!!!!!!
See? We're all alike no matter what people say....lmao
Same Lol
I've seen Slayer 5 times in the USA, Canada, and Germany. I have to say those services really don't look much different from a Slayer pit. RIP Jeff.
true
Lol
That's true though.
This is still funny as HELL after all these years!!! 😆🤣😂😆Always gives me the best laugh!!
Pulled up this video to forcibly get motivated for church tomorrow
God: My people are immune to your pleasures of the flesh when they congregate in the houses of the holy.
Satan: ....hold my beer....
Funny one...as hell! XD
Jim Meh lmao
LMAO
Jim Meh 😂🤣🤘
ROFL
If heaven doesn't have a mosh pit, I'm not going.
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who cares, Hell will definitely have one.
'The Power of Slayer compels you!'
🤟😎🤟
Obviously!! Lol 😂😂🤣🤣😱🤯🤯
me: headbanging
A much too vulgar display of power.
jaja
@@lukasstrait9307 Not vulgar enough.
Better pits than on most todays concerts.
True, not a single idiot there standing taking selfies and recording...
Sad but true
maciekapocaliptic Yeah! You are f.cking right!!
We see no smartphones at least! 😋 😂 😈 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 áá
Unfortunately most of the young fucks don't know the etiquette of pits. It's very sad.
Very true.
This is where I come for spiritual healing.
RED PILL GOSPEL Why not the song "Spirtual Healing" by Death?
STILL one of the funniest videos on here!
I'm a film maker and this is hands down the most wonderfully edited video I've ever seen.
my father is not proud of this story but when he was younger he was in charge of the music at church he made a mistake and put in his kiss tape and the headphones thinking that the church music was playing so he could listen to his on the headphones well that was not true the pasture kick down the door and turned it off because KISS I want to rock and roll all night was blaring throughout the whole church during service everytime I bring it up he just lets out a big sigh of disappointment he is definitely not proud of that moment to this day he still goes to that same church
I love that story!
I would be more embarrassed to admit that I listen to KISS. Rock n Roll clowns, nothing more nothing less.
@@kwantoon That's your opinion; nothing more, nothing less.
They were just in the right place at the right time. If it wasn't for their ridiculous shtick they would have been just four more failed entertainers, I refuse to call them musicians. I really don't see much difference between them and the Insane Clown Posse.
KISS = K 1 K E
This never gets old...Lol
MICHAEL WARK Are you familiar with the Benny Hinn let the body's hit the floor? I highly recommend.
This is gold. Im in tears every time I watch it.
I'm not sure how many times I've watched this over the years but it never fails to make me literally laugh out loud, every time.
This is some great fucking medicine.
the best concert I've ever seen
NATANek! *True*
Here is your proof that...
God listens to SLAYER!
Not really. Take away the music and its just a bunch of mentally ill people losing their shit over an imaginary sky daddy.
How do you know "god" doesn't exist?? really? What form of Logic do you use to answer that question?
What form of logic do YOU use to prove that he does? Faith? A feeling? Sorry, but those two things cannot be used to verify the existence of a god or even why life exists, whereas science can back up nearly everything. But hey, as Steve Perry once ssid, don't stop believing!
Joe Minicilli : Nobody has to prove that God exists (especially to you). Since YOU dropped the gauntlet, it's up to you to prove that he does NOT exist. FYI; what science DOESN'T know could fill a billion stadiums.
Kou Yang in your mind bro.😐
Now i get it, I think these people go to church on Sunday just to continue partying from Friday and saturday!
This never gets old!!!
And on the 8th day the lord created slayer
on the 8 day slayer created...=))
And he saw that it was GOOD.
Bernard North
True.
Lemmy created Slayer (because he had a gig on the 9th, and needed an opening band.)
Bernard North Amen!
Haleluya brothers and sisters ,hell yea slayer
so this is black metal?
Ra of Sonshine I started to reply seriously, then I saw what you did there.... Lol
Ra of Sonshine 👆👆👆underrated comment here
You win the internet. Everyone go home.
Ra of Sonshine "black metal" fuck dude
Ra of Sonshine best comment ever
13 years on and it's still the greatest thing on CZcams.
Tom Araya became a 'reborn' Christian after watching this for the first time..
demigodlike "Jesus Saves"
Save me somebody!!!
I'm crying under table...
dont worry.
Goes together unbelievably well . 👹
never gets old to watch!!
12 years later. Classic.
I was at that show🤘
Which show is the audio from pls?
Andrej Kelčík Holy Family Church front row lol but for real probably something back around the release of the album is my best guess late 80s
"Angel Of Death (Live At The Lakeland Coliseum / 1991)"
Jeff Dickson thanks🤘
B U S T A C U T XL LMAO!!!
This kept popping into my feed for over a year. Wish I watched it sooner. Definitely more entertaining than I expected!
It's a stolen video actually.
It was 1st posted as DRUM&BASS church with black music.
But a metalhead decided to put Slayer music on top.
Simple theft. But still fun2watch.
Damn !! Churches have better mosh pits than bands these days !!
Haha 1:31 did you all see that dude in blue on one leg running across???😂fkn lost it
Moshin with Jesus Sundays never gets old!
Jesus Saves!
I'd go to THIS church! Rock on! Funny stuff!
Andy Rogers so do they really play slayer because I don't think they do
James Dinser They stopped playing Slayer after the last election. Now they only play MEGADETH synphony of destruction...🇺🇸
9 years later.....and I still come back to this for some quality entertainment.
the interlude from 1:46 is hilarious
Mohammad Shehryar And the ending, lol she was determined 😂😂
This is a masterpiece!
this is the most brutal mosphit i ever seen
This never gets old.
This is the best thing on the Internet.
Thank you Slayer.
Will Pack Fuck off Will
Will Pack dumb ass
METAL LIVES MATTER \m/
Are you starting an MLM pyramid?
FUCK YEEEEAH!! :D
😆😆
NO LIVES matter!
STILL my favorite youtube video after all these years! LOL!
sle2470 Me too. It’s a great tonic when you’re feeling down, haha 🤣
@@lavieenrose5954 Yep! always makes me laugh!
This is my #1 favorite video of all time! Never ceases to crack me up.
Thank you!
02:49
LMAO !!!!!!
The solo break and the guy side stepping
A little James Brown!!! LOL!!!
Pennywise the Dancing Clown Maybe the original mc hammer? Lol
LOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao Im crying. That was gold
this is the best version i think. the dancing is much more in time to the live version of this song.
0:57 the James Brown of church!
Every single time at 2:13 I lose it when she rides an invisible horse across the room.
maybe she's sad to find out that the drummer IS NOT dave lombardo.
So, where we will go this evening - to the church or Slayer's concert?
Slayer. Much safer.
Why can't I like this video 1000 times!!!
Best viddy on CZcams by miles! Specially woman doin ac/dc guitar jig at 2:15....timing awesome!!!
The funny thing is this honestly isn't too far off from what you see at a metal concert/ in the pit. The video really does fit the music.
Bust out the wine and bread it's party time.
How did I not find this earlier? It's so funny.
Britany Lopez Kiss me
Britany Lopez IKR
whoever paired these videos to SLAYER.... Sir/Ma'am Have my respect! WELL DONE!
Im in tears!!
When you struggled so hard in fighting your demons, so you go to church.
I couldn't help but notice that Spongebob-towel at 1:48 Lol
kingbotz Lol 😂😂😂
Ya, and the chick collapses at the end!! Wtf
they use blankets because when ppl (specifically women)are holy ghosting it, they are wearing skirts and dont wanna expose their underwear so you just cover them with a blanket and pray for them.
Epic. .My favorite part is at 3: 10 seconds.. when this guy takes away This Woman's baby and then she really gets her Jesus on and starts freaking out this is really that funny...
3:10
Kelli Erin no doubt, I noticed that to, it was crazy, but in a good way
Kelli Erin lol
Kelli Erin :40 got me laughing hard because that dude's stomp dance matches the music perfectly 😅
This never gets old. Never saw anything like this going to a Catholic church.
This video is freaking awesome! Whoever made this video, you are a genius!!!
You got to love how Slayer screams "angel of death!!!" in the very beginning.
Jesus wept.
Because he was a pussy.
@@mechachrist he was not. He just got hit really hard in the pit, ok? Lol
Tears Of JOY.
Poor Frank, Pinhead fucked him a new asshole.
Jesus saves
God bless whoever made this. No, seriously. This is the best (not to mention, funniest) thing ever.
LOL why an I just watching this!? This is amazing content!!! Great job
What's purple, brown, black, yellow, orange, gray, white, red, blue at the same time? A black woman going to church
This is the best thing I've ever seen! Literal tears running down my literal face
It's so nice to see slayer bringing friends and family together 🤘🤘🤘🤘
Dude!! WTF!? LOL 🤣🤣 Bhahahahaha 😄😄😄 Great comment 😉😎😎😎
@@amygonzales9146 I know right lol
@@kevinfoster6642 Yep! I'm athiest. But hey, if slayer makes people this happy (I'm exaggerating people). I'm all about it 😁😁
@@amygonzales9146 lol I'm atheist too and what better song than Angel of death to bring happiness to the congregation lol
@@kevinfoster6642 😊😂
Now this is good family entertainment.
Nothing brings the Family together like Slayer & Religion.
Okay. This was funny af! I’ll subscribe now; keep it up.
williejames huff but CZcams resurrected it. This might be the only thing utube got going for it.
Surprised no one has put Morbid Angel's "Chapel of Ghouls" to some extremely spirited holy rollers or snake dancers.
drido That's the next video. ☺
It's Sunday and this is my kinda church!
Fuck yeah
I would go to church if they played Slayer like this at church
This is the greatest shit, ever.