Devil Artemis Universe | Master Roshi Saga
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IT WAS THE WAR CELL...
Pls pin me
I am big fan
First and hello
cell is sick
Bro please play tekken in ur video
Cell: “Why do you people like this guy?”
Because the most decorated veteran of the Coochie Wars deserves all the love.
Fax
I saw this at the exact time it was said my first time watching this vid lol
Because his videos are awesome
Dam right he better have heart than ego
Not disrespecting the vets, but Should coochie stains on clothes counts as being decorated?
Shallot: You can't pick up girls in the forest
Black: You can if you have a shovel
No no. He has a point
Can you dig it!!
Also if you have at least One Pokemon and a couple of Pokeballs before walking in the tall grass.
Fax
that moment where even the crazy ass old man goes "yeah, this guy's fucking nuts"
"Well if she's freaking 19, she's legal Cell!" I'll never forget that🤣😂🤣
Explains why he has always had a thing for 19
19 and deadly
Roshi's line in the bank episode is the most intense line he's uttered
What about the campfire story
@@Stylez_8 thats a whole story.
But lines?
Xiro couldnt even handle it
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@Anime and Chill well it is the *Devil* Artemis Universe 🤘
And to this day, Roshi still hasn't found a way to go deeper
"Im telling ya, THERE'S A WAY TO GO DEEPER CELL!"
Since Cell has Piccolo's DNA, shouldnt he be able to stretch and go deeper anyway?
We don't talk about it
TO UNLEASH SPERM BEYOND A MORTAL'S MEAT I'M TELLING YA CELL THERE'S A WAY TO GO DEEPER THERE'S A WAY TO GO DEEPER CEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL
@@HeilRay I mean maybe? or maybe he just has some of the namekian abilities
Just for our stomach I'm gonna go with option two
@@zkonexpo9610 and he still hasn't replied to u in 2 moths lmao
By far the best conversation starter:
*“There I was, back to back with Jesus”*
*Bible in one hand, Machine Gun on the other*
Ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce...
Ready to bless these unholy thots with our divine sause
@@ravenfantasy5680 *ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce I was down to my last clip I yelled JESUS!!!! I NEED A MELEE WEAPON!!!” Never have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast*
@@ihavenoclevername8300"But I killed 657 prostitutes that day. Yessir it went down in history as the Coochie Wars!"
Kermit: "Cell, I think that's a corpse..." 🤔
Cell: "Shut up Kermit, I want to live..." 😠
Ok sure I'll pretend that I never saw it
💀
These super cuts are like a blast from the past. "Never have i seen a Mexican throw a sandle so fuckin fast in my life"
Roshi: "You're both safe here, you have nothing to worry about..."
*Vegeta's hand ✋ sticks out of sand*
He’s just sleeping I think?
@@S3verusMyG Yeah permanently
I'm suprised "Cell Jr's Flying Lesson" wasnt included. Jr reacting to Roshis story was the best!
Was thinking the same thing!
Mabe their'll be a new Roshi saga someday with that episod.
I just realized, Jesus might be hispanic in this universe.
Not might he is , have you not seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast?
@@joshuapatino._.4075
On that note, is devilArtemis Mexican? I’m just curious
Why would you feel like that?
@@noenunez1769 He's Dominican, I believe he's said.
@@prestongiles9917
Ok thanks for clearing it up for me, as a Spanish speaker my self whenever he does his pikaJuan voice or says a joke connecting Spanish words like the “pendejo” joke in the ‘Kermit Noir’ video, I could hear the accent of a Spanish speaker saying English words and I was just curious if I was right or not.
Took me a moment to realize that Roshi is still pointing the gun at Shallot even though he's currently in the hospital bed, staring at the ceiling (possibly asleep).
“What do you mean we can’t go to the strip club?”
“Uhh covid-19!”
“…well if she is fuckin 19, SHE’S LEGAL”
The most master Roshi shit I have ever heard
"And there I was,
Back to Back with Jesus"
“Machine gun in one hand, bible on the left”
@@jethawk1172 "Ready to bless these thots with our divine sauce."
@@reshynx "i was onto my last clip so i yelled across the Oprhange JESUS"
@@alexjohnmason7107 "i need a meele weapon"
@@dylanduru1120 “ I never seen a Mexican throw a sandal that fast”
At 8:24 right after "thanks" my Internet froze so it looked like roshi "disconnected" from reality for a moment and was buffering! 😂😂😂
"The sound she made when my powerpull popped out of her mouth will never be the same" my fucking god roshi
Roshi: "Yes sir I remember it like it was yesterday".
People watching this video:
Oh S***, Here We Go again !
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There I was, back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand, machine gun on the left, ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce...
I was down to my last clip, so I yelled to Jesus across the orphanage. I said "JESUS! I NEED A MELEE WEAPON!!" Never have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fucking fast in my life...
But I killed 657 prostitutes that day. Yessir, it went down in history as the Coochie Wars.
I never noticed roshi still had that piece on shallot even when he was laying in the hospital
holy shit
I’m dead
@@Adon_ye so's shallot if he starts slippin
When people think they can get the drop on a old war vet.
Starting the Guage from Mister Rodgers to Full Grand Torino is only one bullet chamber away .
Roshi: you got a good point now say it again but say it with your chest
Cell: why do you guys like this guy?
Us: we don’t just like him we f**king love him!
Gay
- If we let him pick, we can't exactly go finding girls in the middle of the woods.
- You can, if you have a shovel!
Fax
Roshi: "So I was back to back with Jesus"
That one line is everything I need to listen to his story 😂
Also, the moment I see Haku at the bar I'm like...."Oh this is gonna be good!"
I remember sitting in a theater in GMod with my best friend Myles and just marathoning your videos.. we'd laugh our asses off, which was a bit dangerous since he was fighting a life ling lung condition. unfortunately he passed 9/20/2021.
So thank you DevilArtemis, for all the good laughs and good times. I really appreciate how you could make him laugh.
Ok, I have a great joke for this... But I'm guessing it's just too soon. One day, I'll make it, if I don't forget 😅
@@evalopez1454 How about now? I want to know the joke.
Everyone gansta until Roshi takes off one of his sandals...
14:18 Best line in the entire channel
I just realized that Roshi has PTSD from the The Coochie Wars
I swear, DevilArtemis is like an animated version of Brandon Rogers. The literal antithesis of CZcams’s child friendly content
Devil Artemis needs to cameo on Helluva Boss
That's why the writing is god awful
I love that all the voice actors for dbz abridged went on to try and do their own thing. good stuff.
We need Roshi in our lives 😂
They need to make another coochi war and have Roshi have a flashback about him back to back with Jesus 😅
I would love to see Jesus and master Roshi in a flashback fighting in the coochis war.
I've only just discovered this channel after seeing his wonderful work on the TFS HFIL series.
I have no idea what rabbit hole I have just gone down. But I love it.
Subbed.
It can only get worse or better.
As said by a few characters now:
“That, is the STUPIDEST fucking thing I’ve ever seen!”
“ I kinda love it.”
the rabbit hole is full of random bullshit a million miles down
roshi shitting himself to death might be the funniest and only poop joke I've ever laughed at
"There I was back to back with Jesus, Bible in one hand AK47 in the other"
Ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce.
It would've been also funny if the number of prostitutes he killed kept going up, and one day Cell asks about that and Roshi would go, "You fool Cell.........I never said the war was over!"
The reason Roshi can never score coochie. He kills them before he can score.
Cell: (AND NOW WE'RE DEMONISED, THANK YOU KERMIT) that got me🤣🤣🤣
Nobody:
LITERALLY NOBODY:
Master Roshi: “There I was back to back with Jesus!”
"Tell me Cell. What do you think happens when she asks you to go deeper, and you run out of dick? Where is your God then?"
Omfg this is absolutely epic. Complete and utter genius. I can't stop laughing.
Roshi: "There I was..."
Cell: "GODDAMMIT!!!" 😤
back to back with Jesus
Bible in my right hand, machine gun on the left
@@solarisprime2174 Ready to bless these holy thots with my define sauce!
Did anyone else think the part where Roshi threatening Shallot at the campfire was the funniest thing ever?
8:27-8:32 The timing and the fact that Roshi acknowledged what cell said.I couldn't stop laughing😄😄😄
Nobody not a single soul:
There's a way to go deeper!!!!!
Zarbon:OHHHHHHHHhhhh
You can if you have a shovel
Notch when he announced the nether
I'm pretty sure Roshi doesn't care if he's the only one in the room when he tells his stories as long as the camera can pick up his voice.
10:06 he was about to give us the most important information known to man
This is one of the most troubled characters in the Devil Artemis Universe.
14:42
*GOD DAMN THE TOURNAMENT OF POWER WAS FU- ED UP*
Kermit vs a cajun with a frog leg recipe he's trying to perfect.
Do you remember when Roshi killed the virus by fuckin it good?
Good times...
9:56 best speech i ever heard
I love when he compiles characters into one super video
the bank skit, to be fair, that is how it feels like you gotta do sometimes
Never get over this master roshi story... It lighten up my day during hard times
You know the story is about to get real when it starts with " and there I was back to back with Jesus... Bible in one hand, a machine gun kn the left."
Day 400 of asking for ep 3 of The Arena, sht was way too good to end in 2 episodes
Edit: This wasnt the account I started requesting the video from , i lost access to the account I originally saw the arena vid and started asking from. But I have been asking for over a year
Yes it was. I want it too
Buddy been asking for a year dog 😂😂
Make it dudes dedication goin crazy😂
Agreed
Facts
“So how’d it go roshi?”
“I don’t wanna talk about it”
I bet he got hit with the surprise penius.
Imagine if someone made a remix of this video, but whenever Roshi tells the story of the Coochie Wars, it plays the entire Bee Movie instead.
And every time they say bee we get fan service
@@thelastarcadegamer6655 Jesus Christ, that would have more fan service than the entirety of High School of the Dead and Kill La Kill combined! Are you mad, man?!
@@vegetavsluigi I’m not mad, it was the war man. The god damn coochie wars...
Random person:*Coughs*
Master Roshi: There I was! Back to Back with Jesus, bible in my right-hand Machine gun on the left.Ready to bless these thoughts with that divine sauce!
2:40 ok Lowkey would love to see that that sounds fucking awesome
Yeah if I had to have a grandpa with old timers I would rather have my grandpa be Master roshi because his stories will make you laugh yourself to sleep best bedtime stories ever 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roshi deserves his own arc
Cell is on a boat saying we are lost out at sea.
Dude, you can literally fly man
Dude, you make my day with these videos. Roshi has to be one of your funniest characters
Man roshi is my favorite character love the personality you gave him and the voice is dead on I love it ! Keep up the awesome work DA
I love this scene so much I couldn't stop laughing 13:08
Hell yeah this is perfect to wake up to before work. I forgot some of the stuff that was in here. 🤓🐸
10:40 I love how he's talking about covid with Purple Haze behind him.
Jesus: there i was, back to back with master roshi
God: Oh, not again.
could we get a video of Devil Artemis Universe fighting dr eggman in a boxing ring?
Roshi never told us how to go deeper 😆
Roshi needs to tell us.... my marriage is about to crumble. I can't go as deep as the pool boy and she'll divorce me unless I can go deeper!
Roshi really one of the only z fighter humans cell vibe with 🤣
Artemis even kaggy wants to you animate the cooiche wars
THERE I WAS, BACK TO BACK WITH JESUS
Cell: GOD DAMMIT!
As soon she responded to Roshi an ad popped up. Perfect timing lol.
When Roshi said he was down to his last clip that moist critical rant about its a mag just started playing in my head automatically lol
so the Zarbon saga is gonna be a supercut of all his moans right?
Master Roshi is the MVP of the DevilArtemis Universe.
Great way to start my Saturday morning 😂👍🏾
"I came here for the fan service....i love it....only reason i subbed"
I cant😂😂
Wait the showing of the Coochie wars was actually at the end. Yet its at the start of this video. It doesn't make sense because that happened way after they were introduced to him. It was also after they knew about the Coochie wars. That's why that video was made in the first place. Also, Master Roshi trying to pick up a chick in the bar happened after he destroyed covid. This is out of order god damnit.
It is now my goal in life to become Muten Roshi in all ways.
I love all of your videos you are the best CZcamsrs that has those kind ofAnimations I’ve seen in my fucking life keep up the good work
Dude watching this made my night
9:46 had me dead
The quote of my life: there I was back to back to Jesus
5:05 Man, I remember the earlier episodes, those were good times.
Master Roshi is already my favorite DB character, but this, THIS makes it even more real
Roshi: The sounds she made when my power pole popped out of her mouth cell. IT’LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!
Me: I know your pain all to well😔
Okay, quick question for someone who recognized most of the thots, who tf was the one that betrayed Roshi? What series was she from? Because I don’t recognize her. She reminds me of that girl from One-Punch Man mixed with her Little Sister
That sponsor seems to be really inspired by Rust
CZcams suggests this video to me a lot and I’m not gonna lie…. I fucking love it
I thought I could do it. I thought I could last through it all again with a straight face... I was so, so terribly wrong.
Can’t wait for part 2
Why couldn't the sponsor be voiced by Cell or Kermit
Thank you for this video.
You know, with all of Roshis talk about the War, we have yet to see it from start with how it began and all the way to the end.
Bro I'm playin through the Cell Games Saga on DBZ Kakarot rn and am noticing just how close DA's Cell voice is to the actual Cell.. bruh he's literally just a slight bit higher pitched than the real thing bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear to god, 10 minutes in, I thought I was watching a movie. Wanted to get some soda and popcorn for this feature-picture. Then before I knew it, it was over.
You can never go wrong with Earth, Wind & Fire
You, sir, are a genius.
The longest Saga Video that DevilArtemis will ever make would be the All For One Saga... which will be delayed significantly because THIS was All For One's REAL EVIL PLAN ALL ALONG
It took me a long time to realize this but can’t Roshi just bring her back with the dragon balls