WE BUILT A SOVIET ARMY
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- čas přidán 17. 06. 2020
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Staying hydrated is key! It regulates body temperature, keep joints lubricated, prevent infections, deliver nutrients to cells, and keep organs functioning properly. Being well-hydrated also improves sleep quality, cognition, and mood.
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Nice video pls try out rust and tell us what you think about it
@@ed5806 he at least I did😁
This is the greatest comment I have ever read. Well played
Right
Everyone gets equally hydrated in the soviet union
I don’t know why I just thought of this but elementary was sort of communist in a way during valentines because for me you couldn’t give a valentine to only one person, it had to go to the whole class.
Turtle Bear it wasn’t the parents it was the school. If you give gifts, everyone has to get one. Kinda like how you have to invite the whole class to your birthday party if you’re going to invite kids while in school.
@@personperson6022 me too unfortunately you had to get a card to wright some corney message
Colin Thornton yeah it always felt weird doing that because half the kids I had only talked to once so it didn’t feel right
Except some ukranian villagers
Modest pelican: I mean who drives around in a minivan?
10 seconds later: driving in minivan
This aged like a fine wine
Fr
I know right
Fine water
Wait why
Frfr homie
"Mother Russia is a curvy woman with a heart of gold" was the best part
We can’t like this comment it’s at 69
@@marthaoctaviano211 to late
Wide Putin joined the chat
Hey you missed the part where she holds vodka
7:55
"Who drives around in a minivan?"
*Steals the minivan*
That was the joke
@@WUZ.r WAIT REALLY??? WOW
@@koalaswag2600 They explained the joke, that’s why he said, “That was the joke.” Because they really didn’t have to do that, do you get it now?
@@hellothere5030 WAIT REALLY???? WOW
@@adidascap9441 Do you get it?
Well this aged well 😂🤣
0:50 Holy crap. You just hit the nail square on the head. You need to take Pelosi's seat as Speaker of The House lol.
I like how the title says "we"
...
???
Because Communism
It should've said our
We are all united in soviet Russia
T H I C C man being a soviet but still wearing that Snazzy suit respect
This video has not aged all that well
Did you do it?
Pelican: Yes
What did it cost?
Pelican: *The necessary.*
When is Modest Pelican gonna get a sponsor from a water company
mount franklin
figi or voss?
Kirkland
Aquafina hit up your mans
*buying a water tower and threaten to flood an orphanage if they don’t subscribe to modest pelican*
“I felt kinda bad for destroying his Jeep, sorry, OUR Jeep” 🤣🤣
@@gunnarbasak5344 Its the thin green flag The Thin Green Line represents Federal Agents such as Border Patrol, Park Rangers, Game Wardens
@@trey.344 versus mine which is for police
@@gunnarbasak5344 theres also red for firefighters and EMS
Ok ngl you do be kinda against Americas status quo as we currently want to kill all cops just because some of them are racist tho 😳😳😳
Ya boi the python logo that’s like saying you want to nuke Denmark because Sweden is fascist
1:57 this is uncommonly true these days
1:45 This aged well.
Imagine if Joseph Stalin came to 2020 and just saw this. He’d be so proud
That's why Cyber Stalin comes online in 2020.
Tho their rival company fashism'os release cyber Hitler a few days later.
He’d be proud comrade.
🇷🇺
Josif
He'd be so proud he would cry enough tears to hydrate all of Russia.
I travelled back in time and forced Joseph Stalin’s mother to name him modest pelican gaming
Who is Joseph Stalin? There's only Modest Pelican Gaming Stalin.
@@saulgoodman110 You are correct, beloved TV show.
RICK & MORTY I apologize for my insolence
@@danieloray5649 you're forgiven.
Sixty ninth like let's go
9:49
"Who even drives around in a mini van"
Proceeds to drive in a mini van
This man is so good at comedy. Saying hilarious, and doing hilarious things like it’s completely normal. I’ve been watching this channel for two days straight.
The cardboard kit adds a nice *touch* to Sweaty Geen's Blyatmobile.
That was me ahahahaha
Ironic encounter #91998
ah yes, you're here
This guy is the justin.Y of wholesome epic christian gaming content.
Theo ain’t gonna finish MCLA 😐
Me: "let's see if there is anything worth watching on CZcams"
*WE BUILT A SOVIET ARMY*
Me: "Here we go"
The only drug we need is good ol H2O.
And Marie Jane of course! 420!
1:50 well this didn't age well
just like your mother
Ahhh, it seems that my comradeship has carried on even to videogames
you did well Vladimir, you did well.
Our comradeship
Long live
@@Someguy52191 ☭
@@ModestPelican did this errrrrrr, age well? Hilarious video nonetheless 🤣🤣😂
We used to be a normal guy, then we became a higher up in soviet union and executed everyone who wasn’t subbed to modest pelican
thanks mate this helps me channel to grow
Modest Pelican Gaming you’re welcome, comrade
"We became a higher up"
@@ModestPelican what apartment do you have I need it so I can stay hydrated
CephalonPobs thank you comrade
9:46 ''who drives around in a minivan that must be the dumbest play I have ever seen''
*proceeds to drive in a minivan*
PELICON SAW THE FUTURE!!
a pelican fact:
when it’s hot out, pelicans stick their *spine* out from their *mouth* to stay cool
Really?
Matthew Franklin yes and it’s god damn horrifying
Well.... That was fucked up looking.
Dr Dani Rabaiotti is a science communicator and author working with the Zoological Society of London and, as she points out, these cursed images do not show either the pelican or the shoebill shunting their spine through their mouth. What these images are actually showing are some, still very freaky, yawns that force the birds’ lower, soft-tissue beak over their neck, giving the appearance of a spine due to the flesh color of the inner beak. Sometimes pelicans will also stretch their heads up and seemingly push their skulls through the same part of the beak. It’s honestly quite difficult to watch, never mind explain, so I’ll leave you to enjoy this video that reveals all.
Haha I sent him a picture of a pelican doing that on insta
I hydrated my grandma so much she stopped baking cookies! Talk about capitalism
wow that's some deep hydration
I drowned my mom in a tank of water and she stopped breathing now she a fish
9:51 haha nice one with the minivan🤣😂
2:38 thank you for da money
08:06 in portuguese, roller coaster means "montanha-russa" that translates literally to " Russian mountain". Comunnist 100
Also in spanish is montaña rusa
temos tugas aqui
grande pt
@@danielthewalrus420 same thing in french "Montagne-Russe"
Tugggaaaaaaa
@@tomascarneiro7468 sou brasileiro mesmo huehue
this reminded me to go and drown myself, to get max hydration. if I do this correctly I could transcend to the level of gods and pelicans
wow you are a man of water god
@@ModestPelican I put my brother in a bath and he's in there still so I think he likes it
Along with Stalin
Ur pfp is trippy
@@uradopted7696 aaaaauuuuhhhhh
Well this didn’t age well
Now the Soviets are goin to war. This aged terribly 😂😂😂😂
oof
I was water boarding a fellow student while yelling modest pelican gaming to spread the good word of your channel
Good job
We all need to stay hydrated while watching modest pelican gaming
Tyler White but but he hydrates me anyway
I only found you channel 2 weeks ago and I can’t stop watching your gta videos their so funny
It may be my lack of hydration but I swear, even after watching countless of your vids I still can't make out what the Pelican say's before it hits the window.
Oh baby it's triple? cripple? thriple?
I know cats don’t like water but I drowned him so he stays hydrated
Oh
nice.
*HYDRATION 100*
69 likes.
R/cursed comments
Apparently my friend wasn’t hydrated so I tied him to one of the wheels that spins in water and now he is screaming out of excitement..
Good job
This hasn’t aged well
Incredible job comrade pelican I hope you are staying hydrated
I force everyone to say “hail pelicans” or else they go to the golag
Kirbo *Gulag not golag
9:47 I like how their whole group is being driven in the same minivan few moments later. I wanted to laugh at that, but then the summer air would dry out my mouth therefore leaving me not sufficiently hydrated.
The fact that you terrorized players and then your whole group went passive to ride the roller coaster. I hope the rebellion gets you good. :)
this aged well
8:05 when you realize the soviet union gets into a american rollercoaster
I hydrated a black man so much that he started to scream "I can't breathe" to spread the good word of your channel
Oh damn that's a spicy joke lol
Ridge frost funny joke, but it’s going to be even funnier when there is some angry ass people in the replies...
Idk, i know its supposed to be a joke but usually when i see jokes they have setups, punchlines, double meanings, stuff like that. This one just seems like aimless, indiscriminate edge. Angst with no outlet
@@donnygv27 and there they are
lmaooo they actually made the things half off 😂😂😂
This video aged well
I hydrated my waterproof iPhone so much, i’m watching this om my iPad.
I hydrated my iPad and gaming pc, I’m watching this on my flip phone
Ourpad*
Damm I actually did a biography on Stalin last year and I learned that he killed someone with an ice pick because they were not hydrated
This isn’t a joke, he actually did that
OK...
RIP Trotsky. He died in Mexico by being killed with a minecraft pickaxe by Stalin.
RIP Trotsky. He died in Mexico by being killed with a minecraft pickaxe by Stalin.
RIP Trotsky. He died in Mexico by being killed with a minecraft pickaxe by Stalin.
Your history knowledge is like on point and perfect
0:27 is my school teacher on the class field trip. Lmao
“the tears of the ppl i keep in my basement”
THEY WEREN’T HYDRATED!!!
The bois weren’t hydrated so I crashed the van into the river and the love it so much they have been there for a year
dude they must be so thirsty if they're still drinking down there
@@ModestPelican I Saw Zero Views No Comments Then I Saw 100 Comments Cam You Find My Comment
Modest Pelican Gaming yeah they are
Xd
6:25 his soviet believs are a facade, first second in the car and his cap is down and the just looks like the ultimate capitalist in his suit
TAKE HIM DOWN 😂
These are absolutely the best
If the Soviet Union had been hydrated, it would still be here
# Changemymind
2 years and nobody ever responded. I'm literally shaking rn
this seems like some young person bs, but Leon Trotski was my great-great-uncle, that is, my mom's dad's father's brother so I'm happy you made this in his glorious memory. stay hydrated comrades.
Comrade, one piece of advice, stay safe around windows and hiking equipments.
Trotsky got fucking beaned in a Mexican hotel
@@imadeanaccounttocomment7800 thank you, comrade, mom wants me to hike with her, but i am too smart for that, also i don't like hiking because it hurts my ankles.
Is that true about Leon Trotsky being ur uncle? Thats really awesome
This video was so good I never even have to hydrate again
Modest Pelican could whisper in my ear anything and I would feel safe and relaxed
Because of this channel I have an addiction to staying sufficiently hydrated
Guys he's not committing mass genocide he's teaching everyone to stay hydrated the Soviet way
4:31
"COMMUNISM IS NOW AIRBORNE"
@@deansmith6891 copied
your love for staying hydrated explains the love of Vodka
These videos are the light to the end of my tunnel
My friends and I did this literally two weeks ago so we gotta bring the Soviet army together
OUR FRIENDS
Nobody:
Modest Pelican: Mutha Rusher
От души, комрады! До слёз! Very historically accurate. Can confirm.
Now all they need is grognak the Destroyer, attorney at law.
Hail jim
“SCIENCE CAN YOU SEE ME, VESPANOLI, SCAFFOLDING, GOT TEA FROM A YETI, WHO LOVES BY THE ROSE!!!!!
makes sense
I swapped all lava in volcanoes to water so when they erupt everyone will be hydrated
Don't think they can erupt with water in them but still
thanks mate this helps my channel to grow somehow
Modest Pelican Gaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yellowstone? Let’s hope u did ...
@@Levi_I27I Don't worry I did. My experience in Minecraft told me I only needed buckets
Modest Pelican Gaming each drop of water has modest pelican gaming written on it so this the way it helps...
almost at 1 mil, hell yeah man you deserve it
That guy at 5:54 got me laughing real good
Imagine being dehydrated
This comment is made by the hydrated gang
Hydration
Yes the pelican gods agree
I just ate salt get rekt - Dehydrated gang
Aiclo salt makes you retain more water tho 👀
oh boy that is a horrible thought mate
I played Dungeons and Dragons and my Character was literally a water genasi they are the most hydrated race I could find and named him modest pelican, so the last name my enemies will hear is modest pelican
As that is a good way of spreading his channel's name
This,This puts a smile on my face.
Ah comrade pelican good work
Legitimate question: how would one go around joining Peli’s shenanigans?
i think you have to be a close friend or an actual personal friend
@@ori8107 or just randomly load into one of his servers
@@briankasnick4403 or that lol
"The Devils lettuce" I laughed way to hard at that ffs lol
The smoothie recipe is actually good but I think that the tears are a bit salty so I add a bit of flamingo blood 🩸.
GO PELICANS!!!
The intro will acctually spread good word of his channel. Well done Peli only took 2/3 years
Maybe if the Soviet Union stayed hydrated they wouldn’t have collapsed from dehydration
Nobody:
Like nobody:
Modes Pelican Gaming : Lets just be Soviets
Unfunny
You mean Everybody, like everybody
3:43. I died 😂
“Hail Modest Pelican”✊
Hey, this thought just came to me. Since your gang is called the "Son of Virgins" does the mean you guys are the literal second coming of Christ?
"how dare he stimulate the economy" whilst getting out of his more expensive helicopter
I shared you to my friend you are probably the best youtuber and hydration is key so I have water to my side while watching
Ahh this aged well
but if the soviets were atheist is this now an atheist music channel or are we more Trotsky aligned
“Who drives around in a mini van” LMFAOO starts driving that van
Modest pelican I love ur videos and hope u keep up this amazing work u are doing
Gotta be the best commentator for gaming I have seen
Funny guy
Stay hydrated folks,
Cruel joke in the sahara
😂
this is the highlight of my day, it only goes downhill from here..
This is art
Love it. you're hilarious!