A Blonde vs A Lawyer

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  • čas přidán 22. 11. 2023
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  • @ITSMEJACOBFUNKO
    @ITSMEJACOBFUNKO Před 6 měsíci +10546

    That guy in the video didn't even know

  • @rubinakhalifa9573
    @rubinakhalifa9573 Před 6 měsíci +1832

    that stranger walking by
    hahah lol🤣😂💀

    • @Xd-oi7cy
      @Xd-oi7cy Před 6 měsíci +19

      His roommate aint a strangerl

    • @rubinakhalifa9573
      @rubinakhalifa9573 Před 5 měsíci +12

      ​@@Xd-oi7cyi didn't know he had a roomate

    • @sibelclaassen
      @sibelclaassen Před 5 měsíci

      @@Xd-oi7cynahh fr they don’t know

    • @Skufzyx
      @Skufzyx Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@rubinakhalifa9573 what you thought he was filming this is public or som.
      damn

    • @Monse60
      @Monse60 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@Skufzyxhe/she just didn't know he had a roomate

  • @harveyjoshquitoriano9022
    @harveyjoshquitoriano9022 Před 5 měsíci +802

    "What goes up with 2 legs and comes down with 3?" A plane.

  • @Kiddo231
    @Kiddo231 Před 5 měsíci +185

    The man in the background got me dying

  • @queenjinnie
    @queenjinnie Před 6 měsíci +3131

    That guy in the background thought he could be sneaky without us noticing💀

  • @user-bi6io4em6e
    @user-bi6io4em6e Před 6 měsíci +3802

    Bros not getting used to being rejected 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @InksyDragons
    @InksyDragons Před 5 měsíci +28

    The random guy 😂

  • @K_DOG04
    @K_DOG04 Před 5 měsíci +16

    The guy on the background 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PhightingIsKewl
    @PhightingIsKewl Před 6 měsíci +1095

    THAT DUDE IN THE BACKGROUND WAS LIKE: *”Its my turn to take the comments”*

  • @AtlasFor_Life
    @AtlasFor_Life Před 6 měsíci +290

    The way she just pulled that money out of her shirt… 😭

    • @Y-TRAP
      @Y-TRAP Před 5 měsíci +5

      I have a friend who has done that

    • @AtlasVR123
      @AtlasVR123 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Lol

    • @iolanymercado1212
      @iolanymercado1212 Před 5 měsíci +4

      I'm one those pepole,it's just things that girls do 🤷‍♀️

    • @Y-TRAP
      @Y-TRAP Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@iolanymercado1212 yep I know

    • @kaithelocalbi
      @kaithelocalbi Před 5 měsíci +3

      The Bra is a women's safe

  • @Xxchoccymilk012xX
    @Xxchoccymilk012xX Před 5 měsíci +85

    The random guy in the background so confused just made the video better 💀

    • @lilyt..
      @lilyt.. Před 5 měsíci

      There is no guy in the background are y'all stupid? There is one character walking past a girl to get to him seat

    • @johnsuggs7494
      @johnsuggs7494 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@TheSteinmetzenhe didn’t say anything about him being on a plane

  • @Hyhymchihi
    @Hyhymchihi Před 4 měsíci +57

    This is an actual SMART blonde 😂

  • @morriyoutube5110
    @morriyoutube5110 Před 6 měsíci +373

    Bro walked thinking he would get cut of by the green screen 💀

  • @LocalFairyWild
    @LocalFairyWild Před 6 měsíci +91

    "During this time, the blonde naps in peace.." *random guy walks behind her*

  • @Mina.6878
    @Mina.6878 Před 4 měsíci +18

    Her agreeing to play a game on the flight
    Me on a plane:
    "Hey let's play a-"
    "No"😂

  • @AlexSchwei
    @AlexSchwei Před měsícem +3

    "The blonde sleeps"
    The random guy: im sitting here for now

  • @Dominic4053
    @Dominic4053 Před 6 měsíci +269

    the scream I scrumpt when she handed him the five dollars

  • @Magicxxz
    @Magicxxz Před 6 měsíci +121

    The man at the back peacefully walking to the seat 💀💀

  • @user-tu2vv8hz9d
    @user-tu2vv8hz9d Před 5 měsíci +7

    Ur roommate just tryna pass by 😂😂😂

  • @OhioGamerObleake
    @OhioGamerObleake Před 5 měsíci +12

    She didn't know the answer LOL

  • @Queen_9244
    @Queen_9244 Před 6 měsíci +469

    BRO THE GUY UPLOADS VIDEOS FASTER THAN MY DAD LEFT ME 😂

  • @turbosingh-and-samiakumar
    @turbosingh-and-samiakumar Před 6 měsíci +208

    Give the guy in the back an Oscar 💀💀

    • @BaconWithTheHat
      @BaconWithTheHat Před 6 měsíci +1

      Every damn comment is always "oh give him an oscar for not wanting one"
      "Give him an oscar for not wanting to be in a video"

    • @lilyt..
      @lilyt.. Před 5 měsíci

      HE DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING???? WHAT GUY IN THE BACK????

    • @johnsuggs7494
      @johnsuggs7494 Před 5 měsíci

      @@lilyt..it’s a joke💀

    • @lilyt..
      @lilyt.. Před 5 měsíci

      @@johnsuggs7494 bro what did he do? Everyone is saying give him an Oscar but what did he do??

    • @johnsuggs7494
      @johnsuggs7494 Před 5 měsíci

      @@lilyt.. IT IS A JOKE👹👹👹

  • @paigetaylor6906
    @paigetaylor6906 Před 5 měsíci +6

    That random guy 😂😂💀💀

  • @KITTYPCOFFICIAL
    @KITTYPCOFFICIAL Před 4 měsíci +1

    The boy going is me trying to bunk class without getting notice 😭✋️

  • @Zevras10
    @Zevras10 Před 6 měsíci +1888

    For the people who didnt get it, she gave him 5$ at the end cus she didnt know the answer either

  • @flaviaochuizen1875
    @flaviaochuizen1875 Před 6 měsíci +48

    To win,you gotta go think smart😂

  • @Nad_71213
    @Nad_71213 Před 5 měsíci +2

    The random dude like: can I go back to my seat?

  • @autumnsullivan4211
    @autumnsullivan4211 Před 4 měsíci +2

    “Back in my day comment sections had answers” 💀

  • @TheoneandonlyViz
    @TheoneandonlyViz Před 6 měsíci +242

    This is a true story happened between Einstein and an Indian scientist 😊

    • @queenjattugaming1816
      @queenjattugaming1816 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Yes😁

    • @sriramsaravana5984
      @sriramsaravana5984 Před 5 měsíci +13

      I’m pretty sure it’s not true but it was told by a Indian comedian original

    • @creationmark
      @creationmark Před 5 měsíci +3

      @Visoofficial242 that's what I was gonna say 😂😂😂

    • @YummyBarbecue6308
      @YummyBarbecue6308 Před 5 měsíci

      He was convinced that the Indians were stupid 🤣🤣
      Poor guy 💀

  • @SayandLon
    @SayandLon Před 6 měsíci +10

    She knew what she was doing lol 😂 💀💀

  • @J-J_PJO_fan
    @J-J_PJO_fan Před 5 měsíci +1

    Bro in the background thought he went sneaky mode

  • @user-go3go1ed9j
    @user-go3go1ed9j Před 5 měsíci +1

    That random dude walking in the backround😂

  • @thechicken5547
    @thechicken5547 Před 6 měsíci +11

    Bro in the background should get every reward known to man

    • @lilyt..
      @lilyt.. Před 5 měsíci

      There isnt a guy in the background???

    • @johnsuggs7494
      @johnsuggs7494 Před 5 měsíci

      @@lilyt..yes there is there is one walking by when the girl was sleeping

  • @Master-Turbo-Super
    @Master-Turbo-Super Před 6 měsíci +5

    The dude in the back:🫥

  • @Nataliapancke
    @Nataliapancke Před 5 měsíci +4

    Bro the dude in the background 😂

  • @heyimhali
    @heyimhali Před 4 měsíci +1

    "what goes up with two legs and down with three?"
    A PLANE!

  • @Unknown.forever.
    @Unknown.forever. Před 6 měsíci +23

    Op the blonde is smart in this occasion (not ment to offend)

    • @nawarsatayhi4138
      @nawarsatayhi4138 Před 6 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 So funny

  • @RandomPersonWithA-randomName
    @RandomPersonWithA-randomName Před 6 měsíci +2

    The dude in the background needs a oscar

  • @kspksp6147
    @kspksp6147 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The guy tought he was the main character💀💀

  • @FrostyRoblox30
    @FrostyRoblox30 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The stranger behind the blond sleeping lol

  • @user-us9ib3cb2j
    @user-us9ib3cb2j Před 6 měsíci +6

    I like the guy in the background.
    Mannii, I love how you portray your ladies! You deserve an Oscar. Also, who’s the guy in the background? Who else is curious???
    👇🏼

    • @Xd-oi7cy
      @Xd-oi7cy Před 6 měsíci

      It’s his roomate.

  • @King_Murphy44
    @King_Murphy44 Před 6 měsíci +3

    “Let’s play a game”
    Like sooo random💀😂

  • @dwhillz5037
    @dwhillz5037 Před 6 měsíci +1

    The dude casually in the back💀💀💀💀

  • @kasenishim
    @kasenishim Před 6 měsíci +3

    The guy in the background needs an Oscar

  • @lampflamedragon3912
    @lampflamedragon3912 Před 6 měsíci +13

    A human cause you stand up on 2 and go down on 3 because a walking stick counts as 3 when you’re old.

  • @phonedoctor-xe7lx
    @phonedoctor-xe7lx Před 4 měsíci

    The random guy didn't even know😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YaBoyTJ6412
    @YaBoyTJ6412 Před 5 měsíci +1

    His brother coming through 💀

  • @Mohamed-rh5dn
    @Mohamed-rh5dn Před 6 měsíci +5

    Damn he uploads quick

  • @demonoffical
    @demonoffical Před 6 měsíci +10

    Mannii is really in a plane😂😂😂

    • @ItzRealMili
      @ItzRealMili Před 6 měsíci

      No its a green screen

    • @demonoffical
      @demonoffical Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@ItzRealMiliI know it's a greenscreen

    • @user-ww7dd6un3u
      @user-ww7dd6un3u Před 5 měsíci

      @@demonofficalu make no sense lil bro

    • @MarxrileyAoki
      @MarxrileyAoki Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@user-ww7dd6un3uI mean, I think he was being sarcastic

  • @giana9425
    @giana9425 Před 5 měsíci +2

    That stranger😂

  • @user-vm3jy5rj8r
    @user-vm3jy5rj8r Před měsícem +1

    Jeremy! You walked throught the scene again what did I say 😂

  • @aneisha._.777
    @aneisha._.777 Před 6 měsíci +18

    Blonde will do anything for money😂
    The dude who passed by the blonde💀😂
    Edit:17 likes❤❤

  • @Miyagi-Do-BANZAI
    @Miyagi-Do-BANZAI Před 6 měsíci +4

    Possible answer: an old man. You grow up with two legs and once you start getting old, you will use a cane which could be the third leg.

    • @gregoriusdarren2415
      @gregoriusdarren2415 Před 5 měsíci

      Another possible answer for the other question: no weight because it floats so the moon has no weight

    • @user-pg3jf3qi9u
      @user-pg3jf3qi9u Před 5 měsíci

      Caine isn't a leg tho, also there's no answer to that question.

  • @SpringBonnie93
    @SpringBonnie93 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The dude behind the girl needs an Oscar😭😭

  • @Arno0719
    @Arno0719 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Give the dude in the background an Oscar💀😂💀

  • @dont..click..my..profile
    @dont..click..my..profile Před 6 měsíci +14

    Who else loves his videos?
    👇

    • @user-gq5ce4wr1g
      @user-gq5ce4wr1g Před 6 měsíci +1

      Yo this guy is a bot click on him and it will take u one other videos of manni where he commented the same things

    • @Shrek_dildo
      @Shrek_dildo Před 6 měsíci

      No one he never gives credit and his content is trash

    • @GG70-726
      @GG70-726 Před 5 měsíci

      I swear to god if I see you one more time lol

  • @LFCisbetter9810
    @LFCisbetter9810 Před 2 měsíci +2

    When the blonde is actually the smart one

  • @atoufaatoufa6109
    @atoufaatoufa6109 Před 5 měsíci

    The random dude in the background behind the blonde sleeping 😂😂😂

  • @biancagondim3279
    @biancagondim3279 Před 5 měsíci +7

    100 reasons to live:
    1.) Chicken nuggets
    2.) calm fall mornings
    3.) that warm cozy feeling while watching a movie in bed
    4.) The relief of feeling a warm meal hit your stomach after a long cold day
    5.) the warm sun on your mid skin
    6.) making people smile
    7.) putting on fuzzy socks and snuggling into a blanket when cold
    8.) laughing so hard till you can’t breathe
    9.) sleeping so good you wake up with blanket imprints on your arms
    10.) Hugs from tall people
    11.) Dancing to music when making yummy food
    12.) birds singing in the mid morning
    13.) unusual sights (people with mismatched clothes or parrots in grocery stores)
    14.) candy on Halloween
    15.) Christmas tree decorating
    16.) Thanksgiving dinner
    17.) the excitement to go clothes shopping
    18.) the happy tears you cry when accomplishing something you’ve been trying to do for a long long time
    19.) The chaotic rush of Black Friday sales when it is not crowded
    20.) Lava lamps moving
    21.) Disney land
    22.) the warmth of freshly baked soft cookies
    23.) the triumph of finally taking that step
    24.) bacon crispy ness
    25.) making new friends easy
    26.) healing fast
    27.) sunrises
    28.) sunsets
    29.) bubble baths
    30.) the smell of THEM…
    31.) knowing your worth
    32.) making something ✨new✨
    33.) swimming on a hot day
    34.) eating tons of ice cream in winter
    35.) the cleanliness of freshly brushed teeth
    36.) seeing new movies in theatre
    37.) hot popcorn with tons of butter
    38.) stomach butterflies 🦋
    39.) Seeing your favorite artist in concert
    40.) Happy mid day car rides
    41.) blasting music home alone
    42.) fresh air coming through your house windows
    43.) balloon animals
    44.)white Christmas’s
    45.) candy canes
    46.) bubble wrap pops
    47.) cracking your back after a long nap
    48.) stepping out of your comfort zone
    48.) loving someone
    49.) memes
    50.) pancakes
    51.) getting better
    52.) being different
    53.) making fun of bald men
    54.) making immature jokes
    55.) costume parties
    56.) your favorite snacks
    57.) buying something you’ve always wanted
    58.) the feeling after a warm shower
    59.) your favorite meal
    60.) new foods
    61.) new places
    62.) board games
    63.) The feelings of wearing an outfit you love
    64.) The freshly lit scent of candles
    65.) pets
    66.) walk through Gardens
    67.) admiring yourself after you cry
    68.) stormy nights
    69.) double rainbows
    70.) festivals
    71.) craft fairs
    72.) the fair
    73.) your fav movie
    74.) new shoes
    75.) finding a new song you love
    76.) listening to a playlist an artist just released
    77.) Hot chocolate on a cold day
    78.) spending time w your fav person
    79.) cuddling with animals
    80.) The way the sun makes your eyes glow
    81.) the spark you get when talking abt your fav thing
    82.) hot air balloons
    83.) overcoming a fear
    84.) finding a relationship w god (optional but highly recommended :) )
    85.) laughing with friends
    86.) the excitement to tell someone a new joke you learned
    87.) receiving compliments
    88.) the content feeling of a hardly worked day
    89.) pizza
    90.) telling someone no and standing by it
    91.)seeing new flowers bloom
    92.) watching nostalgic shows
    93.) smiling when you realize it’s over
    94.) crying at weddings
    95.) watching old people hold hands
    96.) new years kisses
    97.) funny coincidences
    98.) feeling attractive without makeup/that day
    99.) realizations of the better decisions you made
    100.) waking up another day without heartache

    • @Icee_nlmb
      @Icee_nlmb Před 5 měsíci

      real

    • @isrealbenton107
      @isrealbenton107 Před 5 měsíci

      You just gave me 98 reasons to live... Thank you so much. I almost did something I was going to later regret 😊

    • @ykdevz
      @ykdevz Před 5 měsíci

      old people holding hands just hits different🥺

    • @RealPigeo
      @RealPigeo Před 5 měsíci

      🤖

  • @ILOVEME518
    @ILOVEME518 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The dude came and gave us a weird face like👹👺💀

  • @markamiellaguartilla7513
    @markamiellaguartilla7513 Před 4 měsíci

    -this is ryan lombard when my wifi dropped at one bar-

  • @Jamesthecoolest5
    @Jamesthecoolest5 Před měsícem

    My guy be chilling behind while the blond is asleep

  • @Boo_cookie_2011
    @Boo_cookie_2011 Před 5 měsíci

    Boy the voice your using is Wally’s voice 😭❤😭❤

  • @Minawkadin
    @Minawkadin Před 2 měsíci

    The guy:i want to be on the video to😂😂😂

  • @Lucylovesualways
    @Lucylovesualways Před 5 měsíci

    The dude like errmm he's at ot again 😂😂

  • @Star_.55-5
    @Star_.55-5 Před 5 měsíci +2

    the guy walking by😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @XXI_Sorrows
    @XXI_Sorrows Před 6 měsíci

    HIS ROOMATE JUST WALKING BY- 😃

  • @Orbsy
    @Orbsy Před 5 měsíci +1

    The guy was like:what the heeeeeeeeell💀🤣

  • @MonitinAustralia
    @MonitinAustralia Před 5 měsíci

    He made the Einstein and Indian story into blonde and lawyer story😂😂😂

  • @levimasune9773
    @levimasune9773 Před 5 měsíci +2

    "Wait the $300 was FAKE!"

  • @user-Iloveduckz
    @user-Iloveduckz Před měsícem

    That guy in the backround be Cape intruder

  • @FREE_PALESTINE707
    @FREE_PALESTINE707 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Pulls out the 5$ out of nowhere💀

  • @TylerStanton-zm6wm
    @TylerStanton-zm6wm Před 5 měsíci

    the random guy bro haha

  • @carmendennis4618
    @carmendennis4618 Před 4 měsíci +1

    His roommate is hilarious😂😂😂😂

  • @donnamcalpine6464
    @donnamcalpine6464 Před 5 měsíci +1

    the guy walking past lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Only1Kaii_
    @Only1Kaii_ Před 5 měsíci +1

    So know no is going to talk about how the audio is Wally Darlings voice 💀

  • @jamiemarie4645
    @jamiemarie4645 Před 5 měsíci

    Bro the guy was like oop sorry did not know you were recording😅

  • @ibarkandmeowfordanheng
    @ibarkandmeowfordanheng Před 5 měsíci

    the man in the bg 😭

  • @TigerSharkShorts
    @TigerSharkShorts Před 5 měsíci +1

    Random guy needs raise

  •  Před měsícem

    The guy in the background was so confused
    The random guy just wanted to pass by

  • @Yooniistar
    @Yooniistar Před 5 měsíci +1

    THE MAN I THE BACK FIGURWS OUT THE QUESTION💀

  • @omartheunityuser7098
    @omartheunityuser7098 Před 5 měsíci

    My man just walked through the seats

  • @lynnlin886
    @lynnlin886 Před 6 měsíci

    😂bro got destroyed by the girl 😂

  • @harjeettiwari7448
    @harjeettiwari7448 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Wasn't this the Einstein and Indian Guy joke a few time ago 😂😂
    But joking apart, I love this. 😂❤

  • @lydiaesper3449
    @lydiaesper3449 Před měsícem

    The guy behind him 😂

  • @car_spotter_NL.
    @car_spotter_NL. Před 5 měsíci +1

    The video: 😀
    The random dude in the background:🍷🗿

  • @LaxnaAthokpam
    @LaxnaAthokpam Před 2 měsíci

    She doesn't even know the answer of her own question 😂

  • @Tanjiro11712
    @Tanjiro11712 Před 4 měsíci

    He just got scared 😂

  • @BonHeeHee
    @BonHeeHee Před 5 měsíci

    Bro probably was like, "why you asleep and why u blond?"

  • @foxofthenight6182
    @foxofthenight6182 Před měsícem +1

    Finally, a smart blond in one of these videos! ❤

  • @RAIDENBLOXFRUITS
    @RAIDENBLOXFRUITS Před 5 měsíci

    The dude in the back😭😭

  • @Charlie-ip3se
    @Charlie-ip3se Před 5 měsíci

    I showed my brother and HE SCREAM "MAN! THE ANSWER IS MAN!!" And now my ears hurts😭😭

  • @thegreenglobs3719
    @thegreenglobs3719 Před 5 měsíci

    “Nothing bc I know this joke” gimme gimme

  • @IMALOSE
    @IMALOSE Před 2 měsíci

    Bros friend😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Avirat.
    @Avirat. Před 5 měsíci

    The guy in the vid be like: am I interrupting something

  • @Missanimefan-lb5of
    @Missanimefan-lb5of Před 3 měsíci

    blud walked in the green screen 💀

  • @AmusedSpaceAstronaut-yk2eu
    @AmusedSpaceAstronaut-yk2eu Před 5 měsíci

    Bro i was so shocked 💀

  • @Kitty_cats_kit
    @Kitty_cats_kit Před 5 měsíci

    The random guy in the background lol

  • @Kazu_02
    @Kazu_02 Před 5 měsíci

    the random dude💀

  • @user-cd3he6gz3f
    @user-cd3he6gz3f Před 4 měsíci

    The stranger 😂