The amount of effort they put in to make the game cinematic is so fucking ridiculous low that it's not even upsetting or disappointing. They have exactly the same into, outro events, fucking everything, cookie cutter bullshit. That you are so flabbergasted that you don't know how to react.
Says he will larp this game as Carthage >Doesn’t sacrifice his in-game children to the God Ba’al to get better plant fertility (I’m an oversimplified watcher how’d you know bro) >Doesn’t get his capital razed and salted all across >Doesn’t just abandon his chief generals in enemy territory w/o reinforcements and actually assists them Total War Rome 2 ahistorical gameplay is reaching new lows bros, cancel paradox
Irl Hannibal has received reinforcements and support from Carthage, the conflict was just doomed tho because the strategy wasn't sound (he was hoping for Roman grip on Italy to disintegrate following his victories which hasn't happened for the most part)
7:38 that “motherfucker” was so out of character and genuine, and I absolutely get it. I had a game where an enemy army kited me for 24 fucking turns from Spain to Greece, so say I was livid was an understatement
If there's one thing that i've learned from archeologists and a game called rome total war, is how unrealistic it is. It is to experience me wining all battles, without any planing whatsoever, no knowledge, no nothing whatsoever to actually win a real war that happened in the past, LOL.
If archeology, + anthropology, + History(real History), + mathematics, +physics,. +geography, if all these sciences combined togheter can prove to me, that i'm a military genious in the real world, even at the theoretical nuclear level of the knowledge of war, than i guess that there's nothing else to say.
My brother in Christ, it is just "roleplay" when you're not doing it in real life. LARP is "live action roleplay", so let's see some child sacrifice and driving elephants over some mountains, I know you got the dog in you, bro. 👏
Yeah the elephant is overpowered. I'm playing mtw2 mod right now and my horse archer just stare uselessly as the elephant tusk kill all my horsey. I'm just as nostalgia as any other old total war fan but the light cavalry in mtw2 are scuffed compare to smooth skirmish of rtw1
Yo dinostan is there any issue if i put your voice into one of those AI things and use it for hentai? I may never even finish doing it but you'd be like the smug tentacle monster or something
Gotta love winning a Rome 2 campaign and your reward is just a dude screaming 'yah'
That's basically all the endings lmao
@@Dino_Stan A day of autoresolving well spent
The amount of effort they put in to make the game cinematic is so fucking ridiculous low that it's not even upsetting or disappointing.
They have exactly the same into, outro events, fucking everything, cookie cutter bullshit. That you are so flabbergasted that you don't know how to react.
That’s life, instead of a Carthaginian, he’s your grandson
Says he will larp this game as Carthage
>Doesn’t sacrifice his in-game children to the God Ba’al to get better plant fertility (I’m an oversimplified watcher how’d you know bro)
>Doesn’t get his capital razed and salted all across
>Doesn’t just abandon his chief generals in enemy territory w/o reinforcements and actually assists them
Total War Rome 2 ahistorical gameplay is reaching new lows bros, cancel paradox
My first born will be sacrificed, he'll understand when the time has come
Irl Hannibal has received reinforcements and support from Carthage, the conflict was just doomed tho because the strategy wasn't sound (he was hoping for Roman grip on Italy to disintegrate following his victories which hasn't happened for the most part)
Tunisian Mfs giving me the Punic stare at Lidl for buying Italian salt
that punic stare..
For once the victory cutscene is accurate, depicting the 5th Slave War between random Italians and basic hoplites
thats true lmao
Dino: “Don’t worry my soldiers I have sacrificed 5 children!”
Me: “Well that’s a relief we’ll surely win, hey where’s my son?”
This victory wasn't free..
@@Dino_Stan well at least I have my other four sons with me… wait how many children did you say?
That Carthagian bussy got me questioning my loyalty to Rome
fr fr
What\s the timestamp?
"He who larps, wins" -Sun Tzu
Best historical quote
thank you dino, never before have i heard the sound an angry elephant makes, this video was truly educating
I spread the knowledge to all willing to learn
When you think about it elephants are just irl dinos so we can't help but stan
facts
It is a requirement to make elephant noises when playing as Carthage.
It's true
Dino is playing Rome II.? As a Carthage? Baal Hammon be praised!!! What a great day. Never click on a video that fast.
had to deliver to the carthage homies
Rome 2 hasn't been the same since you could use a spy to delete entire garrisons, or the constant civil wars. Mainly the spy thing though.
Ai agent spam is also up there
10 years later still waiting for rome to expand form the peninsula
They can never do it
15:03 Aged like a fine, fine Wine
ba'al hamun be praised (or whatever they say ingame)
we love our rome 2 voice actors
I remember this campaign such a pain in the backside those client states are babysitting them
I’ve been waiting for this one chief. Baal Hammon has blessed us with this video.
Many were sacrificed for this
Elephants really are the tf2 heavy of the animal kingdom
It's true
7:38 that “motherfucker” was so out of character and genuine, and I absolutely get it. I had a game where an enemy army kited me for 24 fucking turns from Spain to Greece, so say I was livid was an understatement
The ai can be so slippery sometimes it breaks a man
Was waiting for a Dido joke and was not disappointed
Couldn't let you down 😎
If the empire could use elephants in Star Wars they would have been invincible.
That's the truth 💯
I don't know if this video is funnier on 1x or 1.25x speed. Love your stuff, DinoStan.
thanks 1.25 speed king
I give this video 9 grass-fed elephants out of 10
Fair rating
Why am I making elephant noise
Advisor, "this a shameful display"
Couldn't have timed the break better 😂
sad elephant noises
Don't be sad the advisor never knows what he's talking about
Literally call moses right now, we're cool
The devil shivers when the nice elephant loses his cool
That's why the devil is down there
Made my day, my first Dinosaur Stanford video was your Rome 2 Pompey video
I still remember making that video, good times
@@Dino_Stan you never finished the campaign you should return
Another banger Dinostan
love your content dino huge milestone at 30k
bless up
Blessed Dino soundboard episode
good notification bro!:)
This man is an absolute legend
Thanks fellow legend
The elephant sounds.... plz continue
I'm become elephant
You should click behind enemies' units when using Chariots or Elephants because it is the right way to use them
The elephants wanted to eat, I was forced to right click
Less go been waiting for more total war!
Had to deliver
Always a joy to watch
Thank you my brother, always nice to read your comments
0:35-0:45
narrator: am I a joke to you?
dinios Stanius: yes
He was wall of texting me
oh we is larpin
Lore of Total War Rome 2 The Carthaginian Experience momentum 100
My sweet boy my home slice my rotten soldier has uploaded again. Sorry I'm late.
Better late than never king
Ah Yes.
Ancient "Dead man walking".
This could be funny.
Also no Syracuse are very personal for carthage.
Sometimes your eyes do just got heavy when playing Total War campaign.
Another day another dead roman
we're so back total war bros
My man said he was gonna larp and he didn’t even cross the alps to attack Rome…
The alps had no grass
If there's one thing that i've learned from archeologists and a game called rome total war, is how unrealistic it is. It is to experience me wining all battles, without any planing whatsoever, no knowledge, no nothing whatsoever to actually win a real war that happened in the past, LOL.
If archeology, + anthropology, + History(real History), + mathematics, +physics,. +geography, if all these sciences combined togheter can prove to me, that i'm a military genious in the real world, even at the theoretical nuclear level of the knowledge of war, than i guess that there's nothing else to say.
Wow! Great video!
thanks
3:49 You must have a pretty big recording studio if you can fit a whole-ass, real-life elephant in there.
He's my neighbor actually
Pls make more total war Rome videos I love it bro
I will definitely upload more for sure
My brother in Christ, it is just "roleplay" when you're not doing it in real life. LARP is "live action roleplay", so let's see some child sacrifice and driving elephants over some mountains, I know you got the dog in you, bro. 👏
I'll do it irl
Based and Carthage pilled, we shall reclaim Hannibal’s lands 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
bless hannibal
least homicidal carthage player
dont worry dino
Yeah the elephant is overpowered. I'm playing mtw2 mod right now and my horse archer just stare uselessly as the elephant tusk kill all my horsey.
I'm just as nostalgia as any other old total war fan but the light cavalry in mtw2 are scuffed compare to smooth skirmish of rtw1
i feel that
May i recommend to thee the Divide et Impera Mod Milord?
Its on my list of things to do
Bruh you didn’t put your hoplites in formation
I trusted them without it
Dinostan probably; I have decided to get rid of voting since voting is gay and the greeks do it. 😂😂
We do things a little different in Carthage
2:27 he really said it the legend lmfao XD
Stick boys make do
I go absolutely schizo too when playing Rome 2. Like when I cut down 50k romans, I mean uh, Italians outside Cannae
Schizo mindset
HES BAAAAAAAAACK
I had to deliver some rome
@@Dino_Stan do empire total war Maratha confederacy experience next, can’t wait to see you use cheap melee spams to annihilate professional armies
you need to get meceneris
Yee i did when i got the agents
I play carthage on legendery difficulty its almos imposebel with the civial wars
You don't get a true Carthaginian experience unless you play on very hard.
That's the evil difficulty
You should play with 160 units. More guys makes it look better. Btw are you using mods since I have never seen Carthaginian generals look like that
Oh I'm using aaa generals, it's a very good mod
Carthago delenda est
Yo dinostan is there any issue if i put your voice into one of those AI things and use it for hentai? I may never even finish doing it but you'd be like the smug tentacle monster or something
You have my blessing 😎
How should Carthage’s economic buildings be matched?
I actually don't know the eco system of the game, I just spam buildings 😔
Hey. You should make another total war game plays in three kingdoms, throne of britannia, and troy. I will support you always.
Those 3 are on my list to play again for sure
I wanna play Hug it Out and Smile V please
One day it'll be released
do divide et imperia runs! more content for you to milk 😏
some day i must play it in video
try divide et impera bri truss me
its a good mod, I just like playing base game because it easier lmao
@@Dino_Stan fair enough u filthy casual jkjk
CARTAGO DELENDA EST DINOSTAN
That's latin btw dinostan
very nice
Why your men would route as your winning! Is beyond me.
They will be dealt with after the battle
Carthage is kinda cringe ngl
thats why they lost irl
dude, what is your mods on game?
Mainly triple a generals and the orbis water and terrain mod with hd cities
@@Dino_Stanoh, great thnx, bro, did not expect to get the answer so soon
@@Dino_Stannice sense of humor btw
Np king, i try to respond to all the homies
The discipline of this man is relentless he even questioned why he’s playing this game and kept going. I will strive to one day be like him🫡
Men will do anything for steam achievements