Lankmann's SPECIAL Announcement [Makeship Promo]
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Bravvyy (Swankmann VA)- / bravvyy_
Lyrahorrorz (OST)- / lyrahorrorz
David Baron (Dave Bear)- / @davidbaronyt
Uhyeah (UPDOG)- / @uhyeah
Phisnom (The Blob)- / @phisnom - Zábava
Buy the Clyde plush today!
www.makeship.com/products/clyde-plush
NO
AaaaaHHH
*sponsored by Thug Shaker Central
Ok but if it screams I will refund it
Ea
The fact that Lankmann, the thing that held Pastra hostage awhile back, has a "evil" alter ego that just wants to sell a Clyde plush makes me laugh.
I mean, Swankman may or may not have turned Pastra into those plushies so still evil.
there's a traditional evil, and then there's *corporate evil.*
There is nothing more evil than a capitalist. Obviously.
@@andrewle4989Yup.
Literally spamton
I cant believe they turned Lankmann into Spamton G Spamton, and Pastra into a marketable plushie.
With a sponsor from thug shaker central
Funniest shit I've ever seen
Ikr it made me laugh so hard
I was about to comment that
Spamton? who is that?
His name is Swankman C Swankman
I'm absolutely loving the Spamton vibe from Swankmann
It's MR. THE SWANKMAN!
I didn’t wanna say it
Glad I'm not the only one who sees it.
Spammann
Swankspamm
Of all the plushie announcement videos I’ve seen, this is by far the one with the most effort, incredibly impressive
I have seen your mascot horror videos and they are very good.
Also DON'T. BUY. GARTEN. OF BANBAN. 3. PLEASE.
@@pedromartins6810 IM NOT OK
@@froogy666 you said that last time didn't and YET?
Have you seen the ones for The Mandela Catalogue?
I'd also recommend "DR. MYSTERY'S SILLY PLUSHIE SONG" if you want to see another high quality Plushie annoucement, has a similar vibe.
Phil speaking Spanish out of pure panic is gold
True
correcto
amigo literal nunca pense escuchal a phil hablar español en un video anunciando un CONSUME PRODUCT, es el lugar menos esperado para ver a phil hablar su idioma natal
@@vHAleXFilmsPerate el weon es chileno??
@@radioactivepower600nanaspersecsi we
I love the unique horror-esque but also somewhat cute and charming tone you put into your videos. p.s. clyde is the pinnacle of character design
I absolutely agree with the last statement.
@@alu2901Fax, no printer
this is officially the best video on the internet, congratulations.
but in all honesty, zach, as someone that met you before you were such a big deal and someone that is very fortunate and grateful to know you as a friend, i'm so happy and proud to see where you are now
Hey guys, someone who bought the plushie here! I have to say that this little fella is not only adorable, but h̶e̶ it also sings! I sleep better thanks to h̶i̶s̶ its s̶c̶r̶e̶a̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ singing. *Buy it now. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it.*
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I’m convincing my dad hold on
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Buy it buy it buy it buy it
Wow Lank-Boy, I can't wait to forfeit all mortal possessions to the effigy of Clyde! I'm sure there's no potential reason to NOT do that!
Agreed!
100% my man
Facts!
we will all do this, 100%
The “soaked in milk” joke may have been uncomfy, but at least Lyra didn’t put Clyde in a jar >_>
😀
Curse 4chan, I'll never forgive them for unleashing the mason jar nightmare!
What
stop reminding me about that "thing".
@@cassowary30what is the "think".
I feel very honored to be called a maggot by Lankmann.
You are very down bad
Honestly bro same
high praise coming from lankmann himself
@@averagelightningenjoyer285 nah that’s gay shit
The one thing lankman fears is his thirsty fandom. Tbh I would feel the same if I were him.
Saw this in a few of the comments, but I have to agree.
This takes “Don’t turn me into a marketable plushie!” On a whole new level! XD
the pastra lore goes deep, apparently clyde's letting lankmann run a business in his basement? i mean whatever keeps him from getting killed
it's to help pay the rent lol
I mean, it's not like he can work at retail can he?
@@ilikepie4685Yeah, the being made of insanity that likes to torture people and not pay rent is probably not a good fit to be an employee.
@@ilikepie4685 he might be able to work in the back because he a tall boi
@@ThatDigitalDemon or a basketball player.
Lebron Lank when?
I love how Mr. Swankman gives even more Spamton vibes than Lankman.
Also this video is just comedic gold in general. Lankman deteriorating and coughing, before becoming Swankman, The plushie's continuous muffled screaming, Uhyeah being named "updog", and correcting himself from saying "It's that great" to "It's that good" because Swankman would want him to say that Marketable thumbnail catchphrase, Phil begging for help in Spanish, Lyra pouring milk onto the plush and than sucking it out like that one Webkinz meme before cutting to a very disturbed Swankman. Everything about this video is Perfect, 10/10.
Oh god I thought Phil was just speaking gibberish lmao.
We now know what updog is
I was thinking of the meme where people kept soaking their plushies in milk, slamming them onto the wall, and enjoying the weird squelching sounds
There’s also some amount of *extra* dialog if ya turn on the subtitles 👌✨
@@Rofflestomper To be fair, it's specifically Chilean Spanish (complete with unmistakeable "wea"), which is *kinda* gibberish if you're not used to it.
Pastra trying to speak in the plush is just funny. The fact that Phil keeps talking and (I think) cussing in spanish to help him is what mostly gets me. Uhyeah sounds like he was actually captured but trying not to make it obvious. Dave is probably trying to play along (I think). Lyra made it unsettling. This takes "don't turn me into a marketable plushie" to horror and a little funny video.
turn on the subtitles, it translates phil's spanish + other stuff
@@vikramdatt288 I didn't check it till now. Before I checked, I understood what Phil was saying because I spoke spanish and had understood everyone else because I had it on max volume.
I love this whole video so much
My highlights are:
-The evil alter ego of Lankmann materializing just to sell a plushie that definitely isn't Pastra turned into a plush
-Half of the reviewers sounding like they have a gun to their head
-Phil's review
-The subtitles! (especially during the review section)
-The entire aesthetic of this video
Also, Lyra's Demented Review.
Phil’s review got me dying. The first thing I hear is “I HAV nO imPuELs control so I BOuGTH tHIS thing anD iT made mE hAppe :D
I don't think lyra had a gun to their head during that, sounded like slankman didn't even let them in
Finally a lankman special! Felt like he was being shafted
no it's a mr. the swankmann special
and he still is (althoug Swankman is a good compromise)
Nah bro the spirit of spamton inhabited lankman
Man I want more lankman
He was kind of a vessel to introduce dreams of an insomniac
Mr. The Swankmann is a very convincing salesman
This is probably the best ad for a plushie Ive ever seen,its so strange and I love it.
This has quickly become one of my favorite videos ever, the fact that Lankman has a marketing buisness while also having an alter ego with ANOTHER marketing buisness is pure gold, Clyde plush constantly leashing mumfled screams every time it pops up on screen, the nickname of Uhyeah and the fact that he had to change his wording to sound more marketable, Phisnom begging for help in spanish, Lyra doing an impression of that one story of the milked plush, and the fact that not even Swankman was expecting that is just gold.
And unironically the VHS vibe to it just helps with the humor of it.
Oh my god, Clyde got turned into a marketable plushie. Keep your wallets safe people.
Edit: OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED, LANKMANN WTH
what do you mean. Swankmann is so much better
@@TheBananManOfficial I'm going to admit, he's grown on me in the short time I've known him
@@ilikepie4685 He truly is lankmanns alter ego... A CAPITALIST
The Lyra section is the only part where I expect Clyde to be screaming in agony
I absoltley adore how Phil spoke Spanish(I think) to communicate his true feelings.
Mr. The Swankmann is probably the single goofiest thing in the channel alongside Lankmann's oversimplification and I love both. Also, I like the idea that each Clyde plush has a version of Pastra's soul in it. Like a small clone. Give them the ability to move and then threaten little Bendy and suddenly you have an army stronger than 7 nations who will stop at nothing to protect Smol Bendy.
Lankman coughing humself to simplification was the funniest thing to come out of this channel
@@pedromartins6810 That and the Lyra Scene. With the Milk and the Plush. But that was more "Shock Humor" than anything.
@@alu2901 honestly i thought the milk was something COMOLETELY DIFERENT
@@pedromartins6810 It was milk. Regular milk.
@@alu2901 I know. But for a split second didn't
LANKMANN DONT TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE, NOOOOOO
I love how wholesome your community is. It's like an oasis in the FNAF fandom and on CZcams. I am so hyped that you've made Clyde into an adorable plushie and that you're closing in on 400K. I remember when you put up your Pizzeria Sim video to celebrate 10K so it's been a hell of a journey. I'm proud of you. Have a good one and Happy Pride! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜👩🏾🎤
I adore all the Spamton references and callbacks with Swankman and pouring milk lmao 😂
While I won't be getting the plush, I still think it looks great and would make for a nice companion. They look really nice and totally wouldn't stare at you during the dark nights 😈
i'm going to pour milk in him and suck it out and throw it against a wall
“Mr The Swankmann is eppy and neebys the sleepy.”
Such inspiring words.
Goodnight Mr The Swankmann.
Swankmans absolute confusion over lyrah slurping milk from Clyde is proof that even Lankman (by proxy) has his limits on weird
We have to appreciate how Lyra can disturb the Swankmann themself
I like how Lankmann becomes more simplified each cough, eventually turning into what is basically Spamton.
3:35 his reaction was priceless
Okay, hands down the best plush reveal I have ever seen. The muffled screaming doll just made it so morbidly funny.
As someone else commented, collecting Phi, Clyde, and Uhyeah's plushies will open a gate to hell ❤❤
Clyde: the mascot
Lankmann: the arg and announcement guy (he wanted to give snakebat some justice and keep his trend)
Swankmann: the marketing specialist
I love the fact that almost every time the plush is on screen it just has a muffled scream, and that kind of stuff is just hilarious to me
I beg of you guys to watch this with the captions on, it completes the video SO much
Guys don't worry, I got you. This is when all the jumpscares happen so you can skip them
4:31
It's not really a jumpscare.
2:47 he says it, he says the line
Jesus, this was the BEST plushie announcement I've ever seen! Swankmann was fabulous! The muffled screams of the Pastra- I MEAN the Clyde plush was absolutely hilarious! and the cameos from uhyeah and phisnom were wonderful additions! the captions were also funny as hell!
2:54 is my favorite part because he sounds so braindead in a good way-
Watching this video with subtitles is a whole different experience
The Swankmann ?! you're telling me Lankamnn has an *"evil"* alter ego ?
Also need this plush ! (even tho it clearly contains Pastra's soul)
0:39 - lankmann just having a heart attack
WAIT HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED SWANKMANN IS THE COLORS OF THE NONBINARY FLAG WHAT THE FUCK
Prob coincidence
2:22 I see Spamton inspirations. I know Pastra likes Spamton. Can blame him I do just as much
3:12 LOL THE SPANISH
The fact that lankmans evil alter ego was disturbed by Lyra says a lot about Lyra
Edit: I can’t buy the Clyde 😢
I have never been so scared yet laughed so much in my life.
Love Clyde's muffled screams.
this announcement is so special it reminded me of myself
thank you, pastra who is alive and well and definitely not condensed into plush form, for this special announcement
I should set Clyde's muffled screams to my work alarm as it perfectly encompasses how I feel when I have to get up and go to work.
I swear I never expected a Spamton Lankmann, but here we are
Even after the campaign is over this will still be a hillarious video.
Phisnom speaking spanish rapidly while fearing for his life gives me the happy chemical, just like Clyde plush
Lankmann geting lower and lower in quality as Swankmann comes out made me burst out laughing. Also, Swankmann is just amasing.
Wow! Not only is this plush super comfy and cozy, but it even has a speaker. It makes a screaming noise whenever I squeeze it! Very high quality! 10/10
This is the most unique announcement I've ever seen any CZcamsr make for their plushie. Kudos.
This has got to be one of the most creative and entertaining plushie reveals I’ve ever seen lmao
Swankmann made Clyde marketable, truly the evil alter ego
Also, everyone reading this, please please Please watch the video with subtitles on! It adds to the experience so much!
I love how the Clyde plushie is just eternally screaming
Lankmann REAAALLLY got reminded who he pays rent to, glad to hear that he got sponsored by Thug Shaker Central to be able to pay it off.
i'm surprised nobody's talking about the "Sponsored by Thug Shaker Central" part
I feel like the milk plushie joke is like a must for every and all elaborate joke plushie promotion ad
I love the Swankmann😆
He makes sense as Lankmann's evil version and he gives me so much Spamton vibes.
Gotta say this is one of the most unique ways of advertising a plush I’ve ever seen, I’ll take 20
Honestly the “this is fine!!!!! (please send help)” vibes coming from absolutely everyone in this is what sent me
Because of just how well-put-together this announcement video is, I would honestly buy this if I had enough money.
This feels like watching an advertisement in a dream
I've always wanted to know what was underneath Lankmann's hat. Thank you for revealing that it was just a hollow hole that's large enough to fit a human hand, Pasta guy
i love the low quality lankmann drawings, they bring me so much joy
1: Hell yeah
2: I love the captions XD
3: Please make a Lankmann plushie as revenge after this
Edit and 4: PLEASE I NEED LANKMANN MARKETABLE PLUSHIE
I like how each of the dudes have their own form of horror!
Clyde: home / documentary horror video
Lankman: psychological horror based on your own choices (not sure for this one but yeah! its still like disinct just not sure)
Swankman: Those old Ps4 games
The amount of effort and passion Pastra puts into everything they makes is just insane
Loving the weird simplified Lankman sprites before he become swankman, especially the last one. Just a little worm guy with a hat. Spectacular
Yeah, its funny. It made me laugh.
I jokingly commented on the teaser that Lankmann turned Clyde into a marketable plushie
I was not expecting that to technically be the case 😂
These Pastra characters have so much charm to them! I love it!
I just ordered the plush. I can't wait to see it when it comes to my house.
Thank you so much for making a plush of Clyde for us, Pastra🧡
Swankman seems like the type of guy who I would willingly sit down with and have a cup of tea in a dark,rat infested alleyway (something I rarely do)
Rarely?
Of course my dear boy I love that alley I have a nice table and China tea set sitting just at the back of the alley in ThE DarKesT of SHAdows
@@RYAN_IS_HERE428 mate, how often do you visit?
@@lojika1majik my good fellow,as often as I can, oh what a marvelous time it is to simply sink into the soft silk pillow of the 200 year old antique chair and listen to the beautiful serinade of the city,as I drink my tea I often pick up half a biscuit and throw it in the path of two starving rats and watch them tear at eachother's throats for survival! You're welcome to join me anytime😁
@@RYAN_IS_HERE428 again, that doesn’t answer my question, because if it isn’t at least 5 times a week, I’d be severely disappointed.
I think that the concept of this video is terrifying. Pastra being trapped inside that little plushie screaming out for help and seeing these weird, twisted versions of people he thought he knew so well like Uh yeah, Phisnom, LANKMANN, and even his best friend Lyra. Not to mention Lyra just pouring milk on Pastra and sucking it out. I cant imagine the discomfort. This has gotta be one of the best merch videos i've seen. I rate it a $$$/10
This was THE BEST plushie showcase video ever. I ACTUALLY WANT ONE BECAUSE OF THIS. And i love how Swankmann responds to the Milk Slurping Lyrahorrorz did. Like even they're confused about it.
This is comedy at its finest. The captions showing Pastra's screams of help, Lankmann just coughing himself into a sick Swagmann, Phil begging for help in Spanish, Uhyeah being forced into using the marketable thumbnail phrase of his channel, and
*Whatever the fuck Lyra did.*
only one question though.
Do Pastra and Lankmann both pay rent, or does Pastra make only Lankmann pay rent?
pastra lore moment
I LOVE how Phil just frantically speaks spainish to promote this
The Creature appears to be able to cause hallucination's to those close by.
Physical contact with the Demon is incredibly dangerous.
- Keep distance between yourself & the Demon.
- Only approach it if absolutely necessary.
- Seek immediate help in the event of contact.
The Eastridge Demon is Incredible intelligent and is aware it's being haunted.
Go outside. There is nothing outside. Open the door.
Open the door.
Open the door.
_Open the door._
*_Open the door._*
*_Open the-_*
@@alu2901 You do not hear knocking. You do not hear knocking. You do not hear knocking. You do not hear knocking. You do not hear knocking. You do not hear knocking. You do not hear knocking.
“Do not trust ANYONE wearing this costume.”
The Swankman sponsered by Thug Shaker Central
As another fellow buyer of the Pa- Clyde plush, I must admit and dare say it was the best purchase within one's mortal coil! Buy it. Go on! It's worth it! You'll treasure that mortal coil of yours so much more with such a scream-worthy plush!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE WORM APPRECIATION HOURS
Lankman merch when?
As of today I am now the proud owner of my own little Clyde.
All we need now is a Clyde and Lankmann Youtooz, which in my opinion would actually be pretty sick when I imagine it
NO-O-O, THEY TURNED MY BOI INTO THE MARKETABLE PLUSH😭
I can only imagine that Pastra would eventually get some payback by turning Lankman into a plush if this partnership with Makeship ever happens again. Better yet, he could make it one of those reversible ones with Swankman as the alternate form.
This is the first makeship plushie I've actually desperately wanted to buy, and I'm so glad it's been such a successful campaign!
I absolutely lost it when Lyra started sucking the milk out of ᴾᵃˢ-the plushie. Both terrifying, and hilarious!
1:15
BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!
MY EYES!!!!!
Personally, I can't wait to get my hands on my very own Clyde plushie that definitely doesn't contain Pastra's fragmented and tortured soul!
I really love the voice for the Swankmann, it really gives off a lot of Vincent Price vibes. (for the most part)
Watching this with the subtitles is an *experience*
I love how you can tell everyone before Lyra was a fake version of Dave Barron, uhyeah, and Philsop before it was just Lyra referencing that one discussion board post about someone pouring milk into a cat Webkin, sucking it out of it and smacking it into a wall for some reason
How would Swankmann be the EVIL version of Lankmann? Is Lankmann not evil enough as is? Is Swankmann MORE evil?
Swankmann does capitalism, that's the difference
Their should a little voicebox thing inside the plush, when you squeeze him it plays muffled screams
The little version of Clyde is very neat! I'd get it I could, but just knowing it exists is good enough for me!