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  • @ChrisRamsay52
    @ChrisRamsay52  Před 6 lety +1077

    This was so much fun! Part 2??!

  • @epicstyle8419
    @epicstyle8419 Před 6 lety +241

    What do you call 5 magicians in the room.... Content for Chris Ramsey... love it

    • @middlegroundlogic
      @middlegroundlogic Před 6 lety +1

      Juan Ortiz I might be wrong, but I think he said "contacts". Like his only phone contacts. Maybe I heard it wrong

    • @LeclericShow
      @LeclericShow Před 6 lety +5

      no I didn't :)

    • @kendallchaos
      @kendallchaos Před 4 lety

      The villain Mr.Ortiz I actually laughed at that one

  • @kenzoturqueza4001
    @kenzoturqueza4001 Před 6 lety +39

    LMFAO David Blaine's favorite accessory."watch" "watch"

  • @brice2597
    @brice2597 Před 6 lety +62

    “Do you know the difference between flash powder and cocaine?”
    “Yes”

  • @rebeluke9801
    @rebeluke9801 Před 3 lety +7

    magician: "I can make anything disappear"
    man: "proof?"
    magician: "I made it disappear"

  • @WesBarker
    @WesBarker Před 6 lety +391

    Haha! This turned out great. Congrats Chris on cutting around so many inappropriate ones.

    • @KevinLudwig
      @KevinLudwig Před 6 lety +26

      Love it! Wes, did you ever hear about the vanishing Spanish magician? He counted uno, dos, and was gone without a tres.

    • @grandillusionsmagic564
      @grandillusionsmagic564 Před 6 lety +20

      What’s the difference between a deep dish pizza and a magician? A deep dish pizza can feed a family of four:)

    • @kentcanedo4486
      @kentcanedo4486 Před 6 lety +1

      WES Barker hey.. nice jokes there

    • @WesBarker
      @WesBarker Před 6 lety +5

      Thanks Kent!

    • @vincentCmagicien
      @vincentCmagicien Před 6 lety +2

      Hahaha!! Nice édit Chris!

  • @KevinLudwig
    @KevinLudwig Před 6 lety +29

    Love it! Did you ever hear about the vanishing Spanish magician? He counted uno, dos, and was gone without a tres.

  • @TheeBestFrend
    @TheeBestFrend Před 6 lety +19

    Dude...
    When he said, "What did one mind reader say to the other?" I thought he was just gonna sit there! (9:01)

    • @lbright4568
      @lbright4568 Před 3 lety

      Jene Connar that would be so much better lmao

    • @jco7551
      @jco7551 Před 3 lety +1

      Just a slowly raised eyebrow and a blank stare.

  • @cw1744
    @cw1744 Před 6 lety +58

    Whats the difference between a savings bond and a magician?........
    One of them will eventually mature and start earning money.

  • @vahhluhhreee
    @vahhluhhreee Před 6 lety +44

    “i didn’t watch harry potter ...”
    “really ?? what kind of magician are you ??”
    lmao i’m dying 😂😂

  • @MCPROLV
    @MCPROLV Před 6 lety +41

    Can we get at least 99 more episodes of this please?

  • @AlexanderStraubMagic
    @AlexanderStraubMagic Před 6 lety +242

    Damn there were actually some really good ones! :D

  • @SchmitGaMeSFrshLrd
    @SchmitGaMeSFrshLrd Před 6 lety +15

    "What do you call five magicians in a room telling dad jokes?" "Content for chris ramsay" XD Made me laugh so hard xD

  • @soulcleric
    @soulcleric Před 3 lety +1

    3:33 lol too funny, and his straight face make it even better

  • @aronquemarr7434
    @aronquemarr7434 Před 6 lety +10

    The Siegfried & Roy joke was hilarious

  • @kieranbarker1902
    @kieranbarker1902 Před 6 lety +4

    "What's David Blaine's favourite accessory?"
    "Watch, watch."
    HA! And...
    "Do you know the difference between slush and cocaine?"
    "...Yes." Pahaha

  • @matthewhusada2960
    @matthewhusada2960 Před 3 lety +1

    6:12 Man if only all friend groups could be this comfortable around each other

  • @jadled
    @jadled Před 4 lety +1

    Eric just saying "Jeff McBride" is the hillariest thing ever. Chris' struggle adds up even better.

  • @bedantaphukon8382
    @bedantaphukon8382 Před 6 lety +9

    Eric's jokes were really funny, especially the David Blaine one

  • @connorlouie3369
    @connorlouie3369 Před 6 lety +1

    "Did you hear about the magician who vanished a bar of soap?"
    "He finished clean." LMAO my favourite

  • @JeskaDax
    @JeskaDax Před 3 lety +1

    "[...] a misdirection that lasted 4 hours" This one slayed me! ^-^

  • @jayskiv4125
    @jayskiv4125 Před 6 lety +1

    A Mexican magician tells his audience that he will disappear on the count of three.
    " uno, dos..."
    but then disappeared, without a tres.

  • @ally3876
    @ally3876 Před 6 lety +154

    hey chris! i know you probably won’t see this, but if you somehow do, i hope you’ll consider adding closed captions to your videos. i’ve always loved your videos, but my hearing has been declining gradually and it’s been getting harder and harder for me to understand what’s being said, especially since you often have to use words that are unfamiliar (like the name of a new flourish or whatever) in order to teach us how to do something (great for tutorials, not so great for hearing loss). i know it’s probably a huge pain to go through and write down everything you’re saying, but auto-generated captions are bullshit and make no sense, and no captions at all is starting to become a big problem for me. i’m sure i’m also not the only hard of hearing viewer of yours so this would probably help at least a small portion of your audience. if it’s too much trouble, it’s no big deal since i can usually pick up the general idea of the video and when all else fails i can just slow it down and look at your hand movements, but if you could, i and probably others would appreciate it a ton :) #ramfam

  • @Ancient_One
    @Ancient_One Před 5 lety +1

    Eric had such a great chance at 3:04 when he asked for the difference between a bad and a good magician...
    he should have just said "the length of this table"

  • @kannonprice3521
    @kannonprice3521 Před 6 lety +1

    “didn’t watch Harry Potter”
    Chris: really? What kind of magician are you? 😂😂😂😂

  • @Fishal713
    @Fishal713 Před 3 lety +1

    "Wut is pulp mills?"
    "A what milk?"
    LMAOOOOO

  • @ham3799
    @ham3799 Před 6 lety +5

    The difference between a good magician and a bad magician is that the good magician is always thinking about how bad he is, where-as, the bad magician is always thinking about how good he is.

    • @ham3799
      @ham3799 Před 6 lety +1

      Sorry, didn't mean to get all real for a minute. #notsorry

    • @aditsu
      @aditsu Před 6 lety +2

      A bad magician practises until they get it right, a good magician practises until they don't get it wrong.

    • @davidfillary
      @davidfillary Před 6 lety +1

      Tim Warren is this a quote from someone or your own? I love it!

    • @ham3799
      @ham3799 Před 6 lety +1

      As far as I know it's just my quote and how I feel about it. As a quote I believe it applies to pretty much any art form or even trade. Always been my philosophy.

  • @moltomezzopiano
    @moltomezzopiano Před 6 lety +2

    "I didn't watch Harry Potter..."
    "Really?! What kind of magician are you?..."
    I fell off the chair XD

  • @mamanslime
    @mamanslime Před 4 lety +2

    Watching Eric and Vincent (who are both french) trying to tell each other jokes in english is everything. Also, I still want to know what the magician gives to the legless bunny!!!

  • @andyfieldmagic
    @andyfieldmagic Před 6 lety +19

    This guy asked me to saw his wife in half so they could have a trial separation.

  • @PigCake
    @PigCake Před 6 lety +271

    Rip in peace

  • @JayQuek
    @JayQuek Před 6 lety +44

    These are horrible
    I love it

    • @malikworld6485
      @malikworld6485 Před 6 lety

      If u love its a good one jokes are suppose to be bad

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 Před 5 lety

    What do you call an orange moose riding a magician crawling across Antarctica?
    You were expecting this to be a joke.

  • @recas2780
    @recas2780 Před 6 lety +5

    "You're hairy, wizard!!" 😂😂😂

  • @Genepolice
    @Genepolice Před 6 lety

    This was far and away the best video you've posted. These jokes were the right amount of dumb and hilarious, can't wait for more!

  • @themaggot8
    @themaggot8 Před 6 lety +17

    The Siegfried and Roy one made me spit my drink xDDDD

    • @TruthIsTheNewHate84
      @TruthIsTheNewHate84 Před 6 lety +5

      Juan José Fonseca Godoy ironic because while you were spitting, Siegfried was swallowing.

    • @tobypitton4839
      @tobypitton4839 Před 6 lety

      I watched that part five times and I can't here what he says

    • @themaggot8
      @themaggot8 Před 6 lety

      Toby Pitton a bj

    • @lukecamus5871
      @lukecamus5871 Před 6 lety

      i didnt get that one someone explain please... (yes, ive heard who siegried and roy are, maybe they are in a gay relationship...?)

    • @themaggot8
      @themaggot8 Před 6 lety

      Luke Camus you're probably too young

  • @artemiihh7713
    @artemiihh7713 Před 6 lety +10

    That joke about Michael Jackson though😂😂😂

  • @christianau7155
    @christianau7155 Před 6 lety +1

    Q: What do you call a magician who takes a piss on his own cabin while camping in the woods?
    A: Eric Leclerc. He actually did that 3 years ago in our cabin at Sorcerer's Safari.

  • @kingrobert1st
    @kingrobert1st Před 5 lety +1

    You missed this one too....My therapist suggested I tell my wife about my addiction to magic by writing her a letter but I just can't pick up the Penn and Teller.

  • @RickSmithJr
    @RickSmithJr Před 6 lety +20

    Love this!

  • @simongatien4085
    @simongatien4085 Před 6 lety +3

    Eric's deadpan delicery is sooooo good!

  • @Robert1112able
    @Robert1112able Před 4 lety

    love that you are really trying to make good jokes and don't claim they are bad from the beginning. that is brave (and lots of jokes where really good btw)

  • @STRIPEchannel
    @STRIPEchannel Před 6 lety

    Absolutely loved this! Already want a part 2

  • @dylancalhoun5058
    @dylancalhoun5058 Před 5 lety +1

    What does a magician do in his free time? He plays with his deck.

  • @BaranFN
    @BaranFN Před 6 lety +2

    Love the angles in the videos recently, great video Chris!

  • @13ninjakill
    @13ninjakill Před 3 lety +1

    I learned magic from "The Great Prosciutto". Now they say that guy was a real ham!

  • @kewa228.
    @kewa228. Před rokem

    -Что делает волшебник в туалете?
    -Что?
    -Накладывает мощное заклятие. 🙂

  • @podge3579
    @podge3579 Před 6 lety +68

    What's the difference between a woodpecker and a magician?
    One is loud and annoying. The other is a bird.♧♡♤◇

    • @theincrediblegamer5496
      @theincrediblegamer5496 Před 6 lety +5

      Podge Mode oh i get it the bird is loud and annoying and the magician is a bird

    • @podge3579
      @podge3579 Před 6 lety

      The Incredible Gamer the magician is loud and the woodpecker is a bird

    • @theincrediblegamer5496
      @theincrediblegamer5496 Před 6 lety

      Podge Mode ik i was just joking

    • @izzy6696
      @izzy6696 Před 5 lety

      U should make vids

  • @jordantenpas8930
    @jordantenpas8930 Před 5 lety

    Love the "What do you call five magicians in a room telling dad jokes?" one and the HP reference joke! XDXDXD

  • @otagon911
    @otagon911 Před 4 lety +1

    Hey dude where's part 2, 3, 4 and 5? Love it!

  • @DiogoSilva-zz1mp
    @DiogoSilva-zz1mp Před 6 lety

    That was the best video you’ve made this year Chris in my opinion u should do a second one

  • @TripFiveParkour
    @TripFiveParkour Před 6 lety

    this was the greatest don't laugh challenge ever! please, please do more.

  • @hadesassasin12
    @hadesassasin12 Před 6 lety +1

    I love videos like these. Especially with whacky music and stuff 😂

  • @ESPecialEntertainment
    @ESPecialEntertainment Před 5 lety +2

    This had me rolling! I don't see how anyone could keep a straight face. More of this please! 😂

  • @austindoestuff
    @austindoestuff Před 4 lety +2

    Q: What do you call the assistant of a bad magician
    A: Dead

    • @CDCHexaku
      @CDCHexaku Před 4 lety

      Austin Wang alternatively, an ambulance

  • @Wargod1984
    @Wargod1984 Před 6 lety

    Awesome! That was funny! xD
    More like that please!
    Love these kind of collabs!

  • @recas2780
    @recas2780 Před 6 lety +3

    "Yeah i know boobs" 😂😂😂

  • @Mad_Matt42
    @Mad_Matt42 Před 6 lety +2

    You know that Elmsley had 4 kids?
    But nobody ever saw the third.

    • @kingrobert1st
      @kingrobert1st Před 5 lety +1

      Don't tell me...they were all called Jack!

  • @ryanschaub52
    @ryanschaub52 Před 6 lety

    This was funny as ..... and I love this too much because I’m balling laughter and crying. Love it love this content!! Ramsay much love!❤️❤️

  • @KaiAndrew
    @KaiAndrew Před 6 lety +1

    “Do you know boobs?
    *nodding* “yeah, I know bewbs.” 😆

  • @qubahka77
    @qubahka77 Před 5 lety +2

    "abricalabradore" classic!

  • @mcdavidmass
    @mcdavidmass Před 6 lety +1

    All my favorites magiciens! Love it! Québec reppin. Let's go les boys ! Mad respect !

  • @joshroach3396
    @joshroach3396 Před 6 lety

    I LOVE this. More vids with the squad!

  • @redkingfreestyle
    @redkingfreestyle Před 6 lety

    You should definetely do a part 2!!!!!!!! So funny!!!!!

  • @loganandblake
    @loganandblake Před 6 lety

    Do more like this! This was hilarious!!!

  • @SixLeafCloverOFire
    @SixLeafCloverOFire Před 6 lety

    Here's one I came up with. "Hey, I thought of something even funnier than the 10 of clubs. The 5 of diamonds!" Your hint for this is that it is a SpongeBob joke. Also, hats off to Juan Taramiz for this.

  • @beny2360
    @beny2360 Před 6 lety

    Part 2 for sure, this was hilarious!

  • @seoldobson-allam9057
    @seoldobson-allam9057 Před 3 lety +4

    Why isn’t the a T-Rex 🦖 good at magic? Because it’s dead.

    • @sunsoar1822
      @sunsoar1822 Před 3 lety +1

      Why didn't the T-rex enjoy your magic trick?
      because he dino-saur what you had up your sleeve

  • @svenker1
    @svenker1 Před 5 lety +1

    6:33 the best! Thank you for the laughs!

  • @Gweilow
    @Gweilow Před 6 lety +2

    I didn't know I needed this in my life until now.

  • @rikofede
    @rikofede Před 6 lety +2

    Which playing cards are the best dancers?
    The King and the Queen of Clubs

  • @jbkibs
    @jbkibs Před 6 lety +1

    what's a magicians weapon of choice?
    the revolver.

  • @AM-we8hj
    @AM-we8hj Před 6 lety

    Please more this is nuts !!

  • @lost81685
    @lost81685 Před 5 lety

    man, no matter what r u videos about, they never fail, i just love seeing the content u bring, ohh, i belive u have the best editing ive ever seen. keep up with that man. like seriously, please never stop

  • @AronBagel
    @AronBagel Před 6 lety

    Magician banter is the best type of banter

  • @liammcguigan1783
    @liammcguigan1783 Před 6 lety

    What's the difference between a magician and a law firm?
    A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

  • @EpicBunty
    @EpicBunty Před 5 lety +1

    loved the vincent and eric parts lol

    • @EpicBunty
      @EpicBunty Před 5 lety

      third time watching was when I got the mind reader joke... wow do I suck

  • @nickmurphy5033
    @nickmurphy5033 Před 6 lety

    Laughed so hard! Which is a problem with two sleeping children in the room. Would love a part 2!!!

  • @akashgode6818
    @akashgode6818 Před 4 lety +1

    At 5:58 the frenchie fakes his laugh just to not look stupid

  • @victorbarros2906
    @victorbarros2906 Před 6 lety

    Daaamn the creativity. Loved it!

  • @jessicadunkin7820
    @jessicadunkin7820 Před 6 lety

    Make part 2 haha this was the best

  • @calvingarrix6582
    @calvingarrix6582 Před 6 lety +7

    someone: what're you doing on your phone
    me: 6:13

  • @jamesduignan4673
    @jamesduignan4673 Před 6 lety

    Yes definitely part 2 please

  • @HurricaneGrind
    @HurricaneGrind Před 6 lety +1

    You have sick friends. Spidey and Wes Baker are crazy good. To be in a room with you 4 would be amazing. I love coming home and having my 10 mins with Chris every night but this was a treat. Out Of My Mind by Spidey blows minds. Thank you for that one.

  • @adventuralist
    @adventuralist Před 5 lety +1

    "you knows boobs?" fucking had me dead

  • @middlegroundlogic
    @middlegroundlogic Před 6 lety +4

    What did the Windmill say when he met Chris Ramsay.....
    It's nice to meet you, I'm a big fan!

  • @no.ca5270
    @no.ca5270 Před 6 lety +11

    This video gave me a four hour misdirection!

  • @mobilesanctuary1967
    @mobilesanctuary1967 Před 5 lety

    Please do more of this!

  • @XxDirkhaDirkhaxX
    @XxDirkhaDirkhaxX Před 6 lety

    the funniest part of this video was the outro to get to 10min. "meh, i'll just let it play here... and... got it to 10" - Chris. Just teasing, love all your vids dude!

  • @josephglassmagic
    @josephglassmagic Před 6 lety +3

    A colour change. Loooool! 😂😂😂

  • @mrshark100100
    @mrshark100100 Před 6 lety +1

    What do you call 5 magicians in a room telling dad jokes? .......... content for Chris Ramsay. I actually died

  • @helgioskarsson2315
    @helgioskarsson2315 Před 6 lety +1

    This was a lot fun Chris! Looks like a fun day with good friends :)

  • @Peeramide
    @Peeramide Před 6 lety +3

    7:12 took me a second to understand the joke but that shit's clever as fuck

  • @akop5546
    @akop5546 Před 6 lety

    Some of these are pure gold 😂

  • @thejokersyoutube
    @thejokersyoutube Před 6 lety +1

    First joke hit waaaaaaaaay to close to home. I'm delivering a pizza as I watch this...

  • @uneedamuracle
    @uneedamuracle Před 5 lety

    A lot of people don't know that Houdini actually used a lot of trap doors early in his career... but he was just going through a stage.
    ^been one of my fave dad jokes for a long time^

    • @kingrobert1st
      @kingrobert1st Před 5 lety

      fyi...but it was just a stage he was going through...get it right next time.

  • @anush8
    @anush8 Před 5 lety +2

    "Wanna buy a rabbit?"
    ..LMAO😂😂

  • @gordonterry199
    @gordonterry199 Před 4 lety

    I enjoyed this so much.

  • @SharanKuttappa
    @SharanKuttappa Před 6 lety

    Hahahahha this was the funniest !! Best video for a magician to see 😂😂

  • @Lonely_Soul_Trev
    @Lonely_Soul_Trev Před 6 lety

    Great video yes part 2 🙏🏻