Nick Swardson | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- čas přidán 8. 07. 2024
- Nick Swardson is an actor, stand-up comedian, and screenwriter best known for his roles in Reno 911, Grandma’s Boy, several Adam Sandler movies, and more. He has a new stand up special coming out on CZcams on July 18th called, “Make Joke From Face.”
Nick Swardson returns to chat with Theo about how things have been going on his latest tour, the controversy that followed a viral video of him being pulled off stage (and what really happened), big news about a new movie with Adam Sandler, reaction to the new drama with Sketch, animal love, and much more.
Nick Swardson: / realnickswardson
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Nick looks like your old Gamestop cashier you haven't seen in 10 years.
the one who would always try and sell you an n64 controller
He looks like the guy that didn’t let me buy Diablo 3 in 2022 cuz I wasn’t 18
"Hey bro, you want me to add this pre-order too"
BMX bike shop guy
😂
You’re saving us night shifters with this one Theo. Onward.
Seriously!!!😂😂😂🎉
I’m one of you but not for longer, didn’t know night shifts would give me literal insomnia 😂
Oh please, get to work
Hell yeah working graveyard till the graveyard 🪦 😆
I was born for third shift. Always been nocturnal 😎 🦉
Theo Von needs his own GTA 6 radio station
Tim Dillon first tho
Bro I said this YEARS ago. GTA 6 really dropping the ball
I've also had this thought before-- Him and Duncan Trussell
@@kevinkrebs1412 100%
Yeeeessssssss!!!
Nick swardson gaslighting Theo Von on being a casual drinker is the most unintentionally funny part of this interview.
Hrs gotta be a raging alcoholic. No judgement tho
as he's wearing 2 different shoes😂😂😂😂
“Being a Texans fan is way tougher than being gay” had me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you Theo for always bringing us a good laugh 🙏🏼
"David Carr got touched way more than sketch" killed me
D’s in the b are way harder than living with a lot of Mexicans
Love how Spade caught so many strays 🤣🤣
That's how funny and great a guy Spade is that they can't not bring him up!
Head to body ratio on Swardson is insane
😂😂😂
STOP 😂
That's pure alcoholism
He's supposed to be Midwest fat
Nicks “TAKE YOUR WIG OFF THEO!” Killed me.
Wigorney Weaver over here
Straight outta left field. It was great
Had me dying when I looked at his hair for a moment after he said that !
Nick is always my favorite guest😂”shut up Brenda you look like an Italian Lego “😭😭💀
His face looks exactly like a Lego 😂
And now nicks head looks like a grape
Nah, Druski is the best guest. Their chemistry is perfect
@@jo_nathan_nation6544I thought thinking Nick was even a good guest was crazy but you think druski is his best guest? That’s insane
If youre gonna quote it quote it right
“Tell me an animal and I’ll tell you if it’s gay or not”
“Panda”
“Not sure” 😂😂😂
When he tries not to be funny it's the funniest
They gotta be gay, prolly why its so hard to get babies.
That was the best part of the pod for me 😂💀
@@Jaym11n his immediate response was perfect. So matter of fact and then, "Not sure." I did the same; lost it on that one. Gang gang!
@@djsjmc511 "When he tries not to be funny" He knows comments like that are funny. He was on fire this episode, too
Grandmas boy is one of the most underrated comedic movies ever. Get at it kids!
"That's a wig.......you're Wigourney Weaver." Lol.
"Seriously Who Farted?" is one of the funniest stand-up sets I've ever seen
No truer words have ever been spoken!!! 💯💯💯✌️
The joke about being way too high and paranoid to be social... full circle.
Dude, i had that on CD, that I ordered from who knows where after catching him on XM WAY back- like 22+ yrs ago. Dude was/IS ridiculously hilarious. 😂
“IT SMELLS LIKE WOLF PUSSY!” 😂
Thats hilarious because its probably his worst
When he called Schaub an "Italian Lego" 😅😂
Yes will never forget that!
Once a year I replay that video and cry laughing. 😂
Yeah. Long Island Italian Lego. It's even funnier.
Funniest thing schaubs ever been involved in producing
We can’t all be a fuckin pizza delivery mime 😭
The amount of jokes that they each did and the other did not acknowledge is amazing, im crying lol
Nick has the right take about the internet actually not mattering
I’m so happy Nick is back. I think the Nick and Theo episodes are probably my favorite ones. The genuine friendship they have and the way they have damn near the same sense of humor.
I wish I had a friend like that honestly
Instead I just test my jokes on people and everyone thinks I’m serious. I asked my coworker to throw me in the box crusher and crush me because my back hurt. He’s like “dude are you serious, do you need help”. “They have hotlines for that”. I just stopped, dude I’m not suicidal my back just hurts lmao. Bro actually thought I wanted him to toss me in the bailer and crush me. He’s kinda slow but mf drives a car he can’t be that dumb
Where am i
totally agree. These two are great together
"Or a young Filipino woman" got me 😂
Dude I died when he said that lmaooo
Timestamp @@lukewiese6684
These two need a weekly podcast, they are amazing together
this nick guy is a tool
I am not taking away your duo wishes but we all say that about a bunch of people that Theo has on. It is Theo. The magic is in him ❤
“You’re f#*€kn Wigourney Weaver”
“Thiefer Sutherland”
“How bout you’re a f#*€kn Italian LEGO” Nick undefeated 😂
It's so nice of Theo to feature such a promising upcoming comic like Gary Falcon.
That was so good
Praise god
Only a real K.T FAN will get this
Can’t believe a first time comedian crushed so hard
He was having the set of his life up there that night!!
The fact that theo just rubbed his face through his glasses got me rollin😂😂....he really out there with just frames on 😂😂
Bruh got them 3D glasses from the movie theatre with the lenses out💀💀💀
Check out some of the older tpw episodes, he’s been rocking them bad boys 😂
Wait what was the time stamp of him doing this lmaooo. I missed it!
????????????????????? you can see the glass and reflections in it. They have lenses.
😂😂😂😂😂 I'm weak
I like how they both dressed up like the chairs 🤣
Theo: “You tell me an animal and I’ll tell you if it’s gay or not. “
Nick: “panda”
Theo: “don’t know”
Nicks gay accent gets stronger every year
One day it will get on Tony Hinchcliffe’s level
You know hes actually gay..right?
@@JLouis-uf9iz Explains the fact that he only plays gay characters in every movie and tv show he’s in
@@JLouis-uf9iz just came to this realization after 20 some years lol...
This would make sense since he's been gay since birth
Nick being severely confused about the sketch situation is hilarious
He’s trying to get Nick to come out right?
Nick's just glad his videos haven't leaked
It is confusing tho tbh. Wtf is there to be scared of? Bigots who are scared of men using their junk in the ways those men prefer? Lol
@@tdawg507 Or reno 911 was real the whole time...
He’s being dismissive.
That’s not all just “confusion”… he’s not dumb. 💀 If he was genuinely confused that whole time, then he’s remedial or a sociopath Lmao (he isn’t)
He just hates the comments he’s received, and resents the public, so he’s dismissing it entirely. But regardless, a bit of empathy, or at least understanding, for the boy, would’ve made more sense. But he refused to acknowledge it. Even the gayest people could understand the weight of that situation for him💀.
These 2 together have me crying. Imagine if they did a podcast together from now on. At least one every 2 or 3 months would be perfect too
Nick is hilarious. Hope you get Harland Williams on soon. Your natural awkward improv conversations would be the best . 💥
Nick saying "So he can dunk" about Abraham Lincoln had me rolling
Theo going over the sketch situation w Nick outta all ppl was golddd😂😂😂
Is Nick Gay?
@@mikemichaels2914yeah technically closeted but it’s an open secret within the comedy community
@@mikemichaels2914 yes
You're acting like it was funny. They totally came to his defense and stood up for him.
@@bleepblorpp huh? It was super funny, what do you mean? Theo reading the tweets about the fat kid and calling him a Filipino woman isn't funny? They defended him for sure, as any sane person would, but it was also 100% funny..
"chubby kid or young Philippino woman" had me crying laughing
Anyone else catch that story Theo told about the handcuffed guy? That was Bobby Lee 😂
Sure did
Gerald's Game-esque shit 😂
I knew I recognized the story but for the life of me could not remember who it was lol
@@buenoskater555 😁👍
Haven’t clicked this fast on a video ever in my life. Nice to see Nick back
I clicked just a fast. :) I love, Nick.
Nick is the fucking dude
@@mickrozycki451 You're one of those dudes that constantly puts commas where they don't belong huh??
@@ryan8165he's all coked up, bubba
I know I fucking love love these two's podcasts, in my opinion way better than any stand up I've ever seen, I can watch Theo's pods again and again and they can still make me laugh, I'm going to savour this one
I love Theo defending Sketch and I really love Nick being unbothered by everything.
Nick has the legs of a middle aged mom that’s given up
Bull in black face made me choke on my own laughter!! Theo you are made of gold! 😂
Nick looks like he got fired from a gas station for scratching all the lotto tickets on the night shift
He is wearing two different types of shoes too 😂😂
This is the funniest comment
He attached the air pump to his head and passed out.
😂😂😂😂
"Take your wig off!" was random and funny af.
Wigourney Weaver
Undiagnosed sunburn 😂
Nicks wild inappropriate comments/theos wild out of context statements are comedic gold 😂🤌
Nick: "I wanna see Wham! there"
Theo (immediately): "Whites against Mexicans?"
How the fuck did he do that so fast? There's no way he'd have time to come up with that.
It's real.
"Nazis....I hate those guys....." -IndianaJones
I've heard him mention that there was a gang called WAM (Whites against Mexicans) in his neighbourhood when he was a kid.
Cause it's an actual thing he grew up with🤣 I'm pretty sure it's still a thing to this day down there
Pattern recognition from ADHD!
@@SaltyCado wow, the USA is a wild place.
Guess I won’t be getting any sleep tonight. Dammit Theo 😂.
I kept getting CZcams notifications and was like Theo where are you 😂
the struggle is real! I knew I shoulda left the phone on the nightstand 😂
I’m with y’a!! 🙌🏽 Already took sleep meds…. Guess now I’ll be Amb|an eating and laughing! ❤ 😅
Same!
@@iamlalaland100%
It is fun watching creatives feed of each other. Can't stop laughing as always. Thanks Theo.
Sketch segment to a BlueChew add was crazy 😂
6 mins in and I am laughing like crazy 😂 “threw up in my hands” “never did that before” 😂😂
That Dane Cook joke was hilarious 😂
The world needs Grandma's Boy 2 now more than ever
I watched Nick Swanson's Pretend Time religiously every time an episode came out. I'm so glad he is still doing stuff, because for awhile I didn't hear much from him and got worried. I love this guy so much 😂
“People think I’m like koo koo brain, I’m not” felt very Charlie Sheen 😂
Also felt very "i liked cocaine" vibes 😂😂
Theo sticking up for Sketch is wholesome AF.
Sketch was a prostitute, his need for cash and the material corrupted him, not his homosexual tendencies. Let’s stop being so easy on these online prostitutes. What did he think would happen?
Does anyone have a timestamp for when they talked about that?
Why I'm with Nick on this one what's there to defend. People say mean shit on the internet if you have only 10 fingers who cares
WE LOVE YOU, SKETCH ! 💗
You're awesome and you have NO NEED to say anything more nor respond.
You'll be just fine..... 🥰
Love, 💖 Prolife Midwife of Providence ⚓
@thedopepope
It's not as wholesome as 11:30 + til 13: 30 arrives ✝️👑 BABY GOD 👑✝️
The reference of Abraham Lincoln being the best magician has me in tears 😂😂😂
Theo trying to do a Norm impression killed me 😂
The Man Grate commercial with Norm and Swardson may be my favorite comedy moment of all time.
You haven’t heard of the revolution?
@@vaughncollins1386Your mouth is my toilet!
😅7😅u😅 34:37 😊is h😅😊 37:17 37:17 @@vaughncollins1386
The Lebron throw up bit would be an hilarious movie scene in Grandmas Boy 2
Nick is the one dude who should never drink.
Nick randomly singing "Your Love" by The Outfield like 5 times during this was absolutely hilarious to me for some reason. He just kept going back to it.
"Josies on a vacation far away"
what’s the time stamp?
Guess I’m staying up a lil bit longer 😄👏🏽
Same.
I'll reset my alarm and hit snooze if heeded
So many good one liners in this. “A neck is just a penis with sounds in it” 😂😂😂
Theo, great show tonight.
Thanks for stopping by in Long Beach. I had a great time.
That shit with the OG gays had me rolling. I caught myself laughing hard because there were two OG gays to the right of me.
Thanks brotha 🙏 for some great laughs and for your headliners for some great laughs, too.
Theo Von's impression of Norm Macdonald is almost worse than Norm Macdonalds impression of Christopher walken😅
“ TAKE YOUR WIG OFF” had me loling 🤣🤣
😂
Lmao Nick's face during Theo telling him about sketch getting his back blown out on his OF
Is Nick not gay ?
@@sperez3275 no he's not, just from Minnesota
NEW 1 HOUR NICK SWARDSON SPECIAL JULY 18th?!?! i love my life 😭
"I'll pat somebody on the back while they do it" 😂
theo and nick have the best chemistry they just bounce off each other
Nick would like that
Were we watching the same video..? Nick was cunty and combative throughout half of it.
A lot of people do , you’re just seeing it in a video.
Swardson looks like your gay uncle who got stung by 1000 bees when he skipped leg day
Best comment
He's not exactly killing it on chest and arm days either. Head day yes.
@@bobberrob1605 steady working that face day on swoll
@@JTT311 damn
These 2 just bounce off each other so well, love it when Nicks on with Theo.
“Lil Nas Xscape” 😂😂😂😂
Bleeping out half of the ducks when Theo had Nick read the tweet was hilarious.
"Peanut butter and bird-flu" killed me... literally spat out my AIDS shot
Same, that one got me
“Did you ever meet Michael Jackson or not?”
“Nope .. not yet ☝️” 😭
Nicks shoulders need a break from carrying that melon 😂😂😂
“Josie’s on a vacation..:” 😂😂
Did I miss why they keep referencing that?
time stamp?
One day I’ll tell my grandchildren where I was the night this podcast came out and I’ll say in the kitchen making andouille sausage and some perogies. What a time to be alive
How was it bro
Were you full erected in the process?
We need an update on those polish hitters 😮
Imagine a highlight of your life being a podcast lol
@@davidurse I’ll be chasing that feeling for a lifetime
Best joke was U2 being amazing tbh
Lmao
Thank you, Theo, for all the work you put in!!! Touring & making sure you get the podcasts in as well, with awesome guests!! 👏 You are amazing!! You really help us get thru life. ❤
"he got so high he free'd the slaves" lmao
Theo blessing us with that late night hitter,i feel like a little dope fiend hopping into a taxi with a driver named Luigi who knows were to source some of that dark artistry,onward...
"Wigourney Weaver" was so underrated
What a great duo. They fed off of each other perfectly.
I love Nick Swardson!!! In college, we didn’t have cable and only a DVD player so we watched Gma’s Boy on repeat for the whole summer. 😅 For what it’s worth, I was shocked to hear you’re 47 - I thought 40 max! Thx for making us laugh
"He pulled a lot of brothers out of a fucken pretty tough hat"😅
"it's a tall hat" 😂😂😂
This episode made me laugh aloud more than I thought it would. Theo and Nick are so great together. Their minds come up with the most ridiculous stuff so quickly 😂
I'll never forget watching Reno 911 on Comedy Central and seeing Terry for the first time...
Need more Terry and Reno 911 movie or show. The hot pants and skates need to come back as an older Terry. Multi millionaire who still hangs out in Reno in his late 40's up to his usual shenanigans 😂
I saw Swardson run this special in Reno last year. My face hurt after leaving the show. It was amazing
Nick is saying to us what he says to himself in the mirror every morning. “My new set is fire. I’m great!”
“Genie Sashimi” 😂😂😂 these two are absolutely hilarious hahahahaha
Man I couldn’t wait for this to come out. Nick is so funny
Nick woke up drunk thinking he put the same pair of shoes on
you guys are hilarious 2gether legit. FUCKINNNG HILARIOUS ad libbing off of eachother, you guys make me laugh and THANK YOU XOXO
I absolutely love when Theo does advertisements. He makes the commercials fun 😂
Two different new balances of similar color schemes is actually a weird flex. lmao
Aw hell yes Nick is always my favorite podcast guest ❤
Theo, Bobby, and Nick. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN 😂
My god those 3 in a room. I’m dying just thinking of it 😂
This was totally hilarious 😆🤣 Thank you, I needed this
You two in the same room is wild lmao I could not stop laughing 😂
It’s funny how he’s bringing up rehab and coming out, because that’s clearly the closet Nick is in, this whole podcast is gentle parenting a grown man out of his drinking because he’s in the closet.
18:46 “Who’s there? Dane Cook?“ 😂😂😂😂
I’m dyin already and it’s been like 2 seconds😭😂😂