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  • @omegaluck6220
    @omegaluck6220 Před 2 lety +143

    Adam: *telling a story of him knowing about a legit cult (that sounds interesting)*
    Nick: yo you hear about this tv show guys

  • @hals6118
    @hals6118 Před 5 měsíci +82

    Always really funny when Adam is actually telling an interesting story and Nick gets mad that he can’t abuse him

    • @mikewilson3413
      @mikewilson3413 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Im weirdly flattered Adam knows so much about my old church haha

    • @tommeliusbthaprofit6157
      @tommeliusbthaprofit6157 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@mikewilson3413those niche mainly white dress-coded religions gotta stick together, y'know?

    • @pericles9629
      @pericles9629 Před měsícem +1

      Gets pissed at him for reciting trivia and then preceding to do the exact samething about Katharine hepburn

  • @keith8758
    @keith8758 Před 2 lety +197

    I met a Mormon girl on tinder years ago. She wanted to meet at KFC and then spent an hour trying to convert me.

    • @HighlyRegardted
      @HighlyRegardted Před 2 lety +31

      Haha that’s fucking awesome

    • @FrogToadBug
      @FrogToadBug Před 2 lety +48

      Yeah one time I was trying to hook up with this Christian girl and she brought me to a youth thing where everyone was singing and afterward she was like "so what do you think?" And I was like "that was cool, I'm still an atheist but I would go again" and then she never spoke to me after that

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Před 2 lety +31

      That honestly sounds awesome. Fried chicken and you got to talk to a crazy person.

    • @keith8758
      @keith8758 Před 2 lety +22

      @@FumblsTheSniper she was also in the air force which added another layer of crazy altogether. Fun times all around.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Před 2 lety +25

      @@keith8758 2/3 of Mormons I’ve known joined the Air Force. It seems to be a thing for them.

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper Před 2 lety +111

    It’s great that my close personal friend Nick shows genuine anger that Mormons don’t get to be polygamists anymore.

  • @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093

    "They kept getting kicked out of every place they lived in because people were like 'fuck these fucking weirdos.'" The fact that Adam says this with absolutely zero self awareness is totally hilarious.

  • @4Torches
    @4Torches Před 2 lety +336

    no joke: I learned everything I know about mormons from South Park

    • @shifty1927
      @shifty1927 Před 2 lety +37

      Thats the same place I learned about Canadians.

    • @randbarrett8706
      @randbarrett8706 Před 2 lety +21

      The most important thing being that Mormons are right. They definitely have the correct response to our modern, American world.

    • @evenbiggerafricanguy3079
      @evenbiggerafricanguy3079 Před 2 lety +11

      Me too and i live in Utah!

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc Před 2 lety +11

      Same about scientology

    • @evenbiggerafricanguy3079
      @evenbiggerafricanguy3079 Před 2 lety +25

      One time when i was in jail my cell mate kissed me

  • @dmwalter9004
    @dmwalter9004 Před rokem +31

    i love how nick has brought up staring at amish women on multiple occasions because you know that its something he’s really done

  • @ElMoShApPiNeSs
    @ElMoShApPiNeSs Před 2 lety +170

    Sometimes I think it'd be really cool if Nick would stop interrupting Adam so he can finish a sentence.
    I'm as gay as they come.

  • @fuckingstupidhandles
    @fuckingstupidhandles Před 2 lety +43

    stav asking what an anvil is for is incredible

    • @johnnyawooga8503
      @johnnyawooga8503 Před rokem +16

      Yeah really, imagine being a grown man and somehow not knowing what an anvil was for, as if the only reason anvils existed was for Looney tunes bullshit

    • @manny7289
      @manny7289 Před 29 dny +1

      @@johnnyawooga8503well stav is not a grown man

  • @squigpeels.1021
    @squigpeels.1021 Před 2 lety +26

    8:05 "they're scared of the machines" - Stav, The Intellectual.

  • @badacyborg
    @badacyborg Před 2 lety +138

    It's hilarious and disturbing that you can tell when Nick is on coke.

    • @calzonetrash
      @calzonetrash Před 2 lety +35

      all the earlier episodes are so coked up, all of them are shouting and acting fucking nuts it’s awesome

    • @badacyborg
      @badacyborg Před 2 lety +3

      @@calzonetrash
      I know man I miss it.

    • @tommeliusbthaprofit6157
      @tommeliusbthaprofit6157 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Spoiler alert: you can tell when anybody is doing coke

  • @mattk1631
    @mattk1631 Před 2 lety +18

    The "just marry every women you want to have sex with," was Larry King's philosophy.

    • @lewisgann280
      @lewisgann280 Před 10 měsíci

      I mean back in the day that’s what you had to do.

  • @leethomas1400
    @leethomas1400 Před 2 lety +45

    "imagine hating Amish people that much!"
    Nick: "yeah"

  • @adamalucard1288
    @adamalucard1288 Před 2 lety +18

    So this is what schizophrenia is like

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Před rokem +26

    I'll always love when Adam says things with such confidence and be so wrong about everything.

    • @mikewilson3413
      @mikewilson3413 Před 4 měsíci +1

      He actually knows it pretty well haha.

    • @parttimeposter1998
      @parttimeposter1998 Před 4 měsíci

      Jim Jones notoriously had sex with both men and women.
      P.S. He didn’t have sex with me, but I’m also gay.

  • @schertt
    @schertt Před 2 lety +19

    let's make a compound dude, i'll have a pizza oven, you'll have a forge

  • @henrysmith8603
    @henrysmith8603 Před 2 lety +9

    adam was on a roll and nick ruined it with his compulsion to constantly bring him down :(

  • @lylechipperson3407
    @lylechipperson3407 Před 2 lety +126

    amish are literally just christian jews, I'm extremely surprised nick finds them so cool.

    • @stevem.o.1185
      @stevem.o.1185 Před 2 lety +6

      Your statement is Messianic Jew erasure and I won't stand for it.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Před 2 lety +9

      Nah they hate themselves so much that he can’t help but like them

    • @elisorrells5314
      @elisorrells5314 Před 11 měsíci

      The Amish don’t run the banks and media

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld Před 11 měsíci +4

      Maybe he just respects their focus

    • @andreaholcock8992
      @andreaholcock8992 Před 11 měsíci

      They’re not because they actually contribute to society in small ways. Hasids just make the room stink

  • @marcantoinelab12321
    @marcantoinelab12321 Před 2 lety +34

    2:55
    I am surprised Nick didn't look at Adam and say it reminded him of another certain group of people. 🇮🇱

  • @eddiehopper2444
    @eddiehopper2444 Před 2 lety +58

    Love when the boys talk about my childhood religion lol

    • @notashton.
      @notashton. Před 2 lety +1

      The best religion

    • @qojte
      @qojte Před 2 lety +4

      the weird mormon shit?

    • @mattdmastiff4524
      @mattdmastiff4524 Před 2 lety +15

      Got any soaking stories? Gay only plz
      Should we call gay soaking mudding?

    • @m3rbs
      @m3rbs Před 2 lety

      Lol exmo cumboys unite

    • @samhyde6395
      @samhyde6395 Před 2 lety +4

      He obviously means Amish.

  • @samuelmcintosh7758
    @samuelmcintosh7758 Před 2 lety +26

    Documentary is Holy Hell. Super good, but the breakdown Nick does is better lol

  • @MrMalicious5
    @MrMalicious5 Před 2 lety +6

    Jimmy Stewart also had that ambiguous accent. He talked like an American Sean Connery.

  • @kklooser123
    @kklooser123 Před 2 lety +12

    The documentary they are referring to is called Holy Hell. Pretty crazy doc. source: I'm gay

  • @tjmaxwell21
    @tjmaxwell21 Před 2 lety +14

    Has anyone thought that Nick might have taken over that Vietnamese channel and brought all those violations on other accounts as a troll? Lol it makes total sense

    • @samhyde6395
      @samhyde6395 Před 2 lety +4

      You're only like the hundredth person to say that.

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 Před 2 lety +11

    that thumbnail actually made me lol. adam is great

  • @shaquilleobrien5722
    @shaquilleobrien5722 Před 2 lety +9

    Oh oh Adam, tell us about the Talmud next!!

  • @thomasgartland9763
    @thomasgartland9763 Před 2 lety +5

    Nick: “that doc about the guy in shape?
    Adam: not even a Mila second later “yes I’ve seen that movie”

  • @andrewpodolio59
    @andrewpodolio59 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Adam should absolutely be in charge of the bull breeding program at the compound

  • @rorke6092
    @rorke6092 Před 10 měsíci +2

    dude imagine running a Rungspringe hostel. This is my life goal now

  • @tupacthuggrmx841
    @tupacthuggrmx841 Před 2 lety +5

    the randomness keeps it interesting

  • @tomarnold9724
    @tomarnold9724 Před 2 lety +60

    the amish actually run most of the puppy mills in the united states and abuse the shit out of the dogs and also im gay

    • @samhyde6395
      @samhyde6395 Před 2 lety +7

      They also abuse children and women but all 3 are basically the same thing I guess.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Před 2 lety

      The Amish are generally pieces of shit. They think everyone but them, and even other Amish, is scum that will be burning in hell for eternity. They bend all their own rules to make money off those same people.

    • @scrappyanimations4096
      @scrappyanimations4096 Před 2 lety

      Is that true

    • @whotfisashtin
      @whotfisashtin Před 2 lety

      @@scrappyanimations4096 yes

    • @larsfinlay7325
      @larsfinlay7325 Před 4 měsíci

      @@whotfisashtin ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em

  • @iunnox666
    @iunnox666 Před 2 lety +21

    Adam has way too much confidence here.

    • @freyathesage1749
      @freyathesage1749 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, he was wrong about cult leaders not having sex with guys and girls. Jim Jones was reportedly bi.

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff Před 4 měsíci

      Cocaine will do that

  • @connorlowis4774
    @connorlowis4774 Před 2 lety +17

    This week, stav names another person or group he would “beat the fuck out of” and is yet again, wrong.

  • @bryanmckinney1098
    @bryanmckinney1098 Před 2 lety +3

    Adam.... They're just called Mormons. I'm gay

  • @GiveSic
    @GiveSic Před 2 lety +6

    5:12 Stav and Adam not understanding Trans-Atlantic accents is hilarious

  • @bobkin611
    @bobkin611 Před 2 lety

    This is one of the funniest bits fucking EVER.

  • @evenbiggerafricanguy3079
    @evenbiggerafricanguy3079 Před 2 lety +5

    Me and my ex cell late made a bet that see who could vrape who first.

  • @daxsheepard9344
    @daxsheepard9344 Před 19 hodinami

    *Hope my schizophrenic episodes are just this shit replaying when I’m old*

  • @noahbobrow
    @noahbobrow Před 2 lety +1

    Was just in Salt Lake City recently and that Mormon Hq building is weird as fuck

  • @AJordan44-
    @AJordan44- Před 11 měsíci

    The closest we ever got to a new vegas episode

  • @askinperson2839
    @askinperson2839 Před 2 lety +1

    The picture is amazing

  • @NATHAN3561
    @NATHAN3561 Před rokem

    Body negative babyyyyy🎉

  • @fartpimpson3843
    @fartpimpson3843 Před 2 lety +65

    Baffling to me how confidently wrong Nick is on so many topics, but then also has a savant memorization of every show on UPN. His mind is as enigmatic as I am gay
    Edit: fucking Christ, Stav couldn't allow Nick to sound stupider than him so he asks what the fuck an anvil is for. Blistering ignorance

    • @tib7777
      @tib7777 Před 2 lety +4

      His early covid takes are super spicy

    • @vinigretzky97
      @vinigretzky97 Před 2 lety

      @@tib7777 ....and right

    • @vinigretzky97
      @vinigretzky97 Před 2 lety

      @OldSkool Groovist obviously yes.

    • @vinigretzky97
      @vinigretzky97 Před 2 lety

      @OldSkool Groovist just because you have repeated a lie for 2 years still doesnt make it true.

    • @Doodoofart725
      @Doodoofart725 Před 2 lety

      @@vinigretzky97 no way you're this stupid

  • @GiveSic
    @GiveSic Před 2 lety +1

    The boys need to take a trip to Northern Indiana, there's Amish fucking everywhere out here

    • @Sin1one
      @Sin1one Před 2 lety

      Think there might be something in the soil that makes them want to fuck in public.

  • @goldonthemixer554
    @goldonthemixer554 Před 6 měsíci

    It's manners

  • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
    @Kyryyn_Lyyh Před rokem +3

    I love all 3 of my former Homosexual Dads, but god damn Nick ruined so much of the show by autistically interrupting so often. Adam "interupts" by trying to jump into the conversation, Stav is the Golden boy who not only doesnt interupt, he has repeatedly shown that he can listen to dual conversations. God Im so fucking gay I wanna die

    • @tommeliusbthaprofit6157
      @tommeliusbthaprofit6157 Před 3 měsíci

      The interrupting is forgivable but as a casual, late to the party person, I'm getting sick of Nick being mean in the weirdest ways

    • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
      @Kyryyn_Lyyh Před 3 měsíci

      @@tommeliusbthaprofit6157 he is bipolar

    • @drewpeacock9087
      @drewpeacock9087 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@tommeliusbthaprofit6157nick is the funniest but is a bitter man deep down

  • @Monsieurlemon2
    @Monsieurlemon2 Před 4 měsíci

    i thought that was mumkey and rusty cage as hasidim

  • @TheLokiBiz
    @TheLokiBiz Před 7 měsíci

    The cult is Buddhafield or something like that.

  • @BNardolilli
    @BNardolilli Před 2 lety +2

    Jim Jones did both

  • @mikewilson3413
    @mikewilson3413 Před 4 měsíci

    HAHA I use to be Mormon, this is like 95% accurate believe it or not.

  • @jemimallah2591
    @jemimallah2591 Před 2 měsíci

    at his worst nick is as much of an opie as adam is

  • @tgmoore90
    @tgmoore90 Před 2 lety

    Yötta Life

  • @Woodsy2575
    @Woodsy2575 Před 2 lety +2

    Shit dude I watched that documentary today

    • @michaelbpeenus2955
      @michaelbpeenus2955 Před 2 lety

      But like what was it

    • @Woodsy2575
      @Woodsy2575 Před 2 lety +1

      @@michaelbpeenus2955 It's called Holy Hell, it's basically exactly like they said. There's a french guy conning all these hot, young, curious people with spiritual enlightenment, doing all this yoga and stuff, and then he fucks all the hot young dudes.

    • @timanderson6896
      @timanderson6896 Před 2 lety

      Wow dude that is cool

  • @leeraines7821
    @leeraines7821 Před 11 měsíci

    I hate going back to older eps and listening to Nick knife at Adam

  • @runner9528
    @runner9528 Před 2 lety +2

    It's like 10 guys talking over each other. Can't hear shit.

  • @CliffuckingBooth
    @CliffuckingBooth Před 2 lety

    3:55 random fart

  • @chrisdugan5555
    @chrisdugan5555 Před 2 lety

    Nicks a bad friend to Adam

  • @macejaso
    @macejaso Před 11 měsíci +1

    Adam, not seeing the similarities between the Mormons being ostracized like the Jews is always hilarious.

  • @X8X8X6X4X
    @X8X8X6X4X Před 2 lety

    They need to do coke again

  • @QMan1234red
    @QMan1234red Před 2 lety +2

    Im Amish racist

  • @neomcdoom
    @neomcdoom Před 2 lety +4

    Adam was telling an interesting story. Idk why nick interrupted him

  • @benjaminziegler7437
    @benjaminziegler7437 Před 2 lety +12

    Ever since these guys took the jab, they haven't been the same

  • @ThineLesser
    @ThineLesser Před 2 lety +1

    Amish is not a cult

  • @Matt77125
    @Matt77125 Před rokem

    Please change the picture, Judaism is not a cult.