New York City's Ice Cream Truck Turf War Heats Up

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  • čas přidán 7. 06. 2016
  • Stephen learns the hard way that New York's ice cream vendors aren't to be messed with. Cross 'em and you'll get two scoops of pain with your teeth as the sprinkles.
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Komentáře • 128

  • @mightymadrid
    @mightymadrid Před 8 lety +35

    They need to include that guy in more skits. He's got way more to offer

  • @SassyP17
    @SassyP17 Před 8 lety +62

    BRIAN STACK

  • @MetallicAddict15
    @MetallicAddict15 Před 8 lety +32

    Brian Stack's casual jolly delivery of thinly-veiled threats is hilarious. :D

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Před 8 lety +102

    I still remember the great Ice Cream massacre of '06. In my nightmares, I can still see the bodies... hear the screams. I scream... You scream... We all screamed... for ice cream.

  • @LastSider
    @LastSider Před 8 lety +60

    "I follow you home I know where you live, theres a big shallow grave in the forest."
    The classic.

  • @JammastaJ23
    @JammastaJ23 Před 7 lety +22

    No one does a better old timey radio voice.

  • @MisterIkeJones
    @MisterIkeJones Před 8 lety +68

    Glad to see at least Brian Stack made it back to late night

    • @shaunhager1616
      @shaunhager1616 Před 8 lety +4

      He used to work for Conan right? Doing the exact same bit..

    • @Peran12
      @Peran12 Před 8 lety +4

      Was about to ask if that was the same guy from Conan. Question answered!

    • @PopeLando
      @PopeLando Před 8 lety +2

      Love me some Brian Stack.

    • @kooale
      @kooale Před 3 lety +1

      So glad U mentioned him by name (didn't know it.) The guy is a genius!

  • @mikefronk9579
    @mikefronk9579 Před 6 lety +22

    I miss Brian stack on Conan😭😭😭

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover Před 8 lety +94

    The ice cream business is tough.
    Ben and Jerry once dangled the CEO of Häagen-Dazs off a 38th-floor balcony for stealing the recipe for their Trump-inspired flavor, Racist Pumpkin Swirl.

    • @TheFriendlyTroll
      @TheFriendlyTroll Před 8 lety +8

      lmao

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet Před 4 lety +1

      Hey, a Trump basher! Uh, wait...
      Trump wasn't mentioned in the
      video. Oh, you do have problems!

  • @mechanik
    @mechanik Před 8 lety +7

    It's Hannigan the Traveling Salesman!

  • @reynoldstm
    @reynoldstm Před 8 lety +26

    I'll never look at an ice cream scooper the same way again...

  • @Yimello
    @Yimello Před 8 lety +13

    Didn't that ice-cream man use to be a travelling salesman?

    • @mr.tobacco1708
      @mr.tobacco1708 Před měsícem

      Also a singer in the golden age of Radi-oh

  • @albert7721
    @albert7721 Před 8 lety +20

    Brian Stack is now an ice cream guy/writer. ;-)

  • @mikeshogunlee
    @mikeshogunlee Před 8 lety +13

    I'd watch a crime drama with that ice cream man in it.....

  • @bungalmcmoistal8524
    @bungalmcmoistal8524 Před 7 lety +17

    BRAUNALD GRUMDF EBIN HAS TOO SKOOPS!

  • @Ebob101
    @Ebob101 Před 8 lety +38

    If he didn't give everyone in the audience ice cream this bit is a shame :(

  • @Wanup_Vodka
    @Wanup_Vodka Před 7 lety +7

    GRUMPHHYYY..... 2 SCOOPS?????!!!!!!!.... NOOOOO!!!!!! 2 SCOOPS FOR DRUMPPHHHY.. GRUMPLE GROOO WITH SCOOPS OF TWO!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @knives4cash
    @knives4cash Před 8 lety +34

    That's cold.

  • @anrina
    @anrina Před 8 lety +10

    oh man! I didn't know this dude left Conan. That accent is so Conan's old time-y accent, too. See? See?

  • @Sagemaster00
    @Sagemaster00 Před 7 lety +5

    GONAL WRUFF GOTTS DA 2 SCOOPZ EM PEACH NOWWWWEW

  • @brycewalburn3926
    @brycewalburn3926 Před 8 lety +25

    Isn't that guy from Conan?

    • @casamugan
      @casamugan Před 8 lety +2

      yeah! it is.. you might remember him from such sketches as... (all the old-timey ones)

    • @darkelf2x1
      @darkelf2x1 Před 8 lety

      also 30 rock

    • @canaanhess
      @canaanhess Před 7 lety +1

      Minty the Candy Cane who briefly fell on the ground.

    • @ChokeslamToHell
      @ChokeslamToHell Před 9 měsíci

      @@canaanhessNo, that was Brian McCann, wasn’t it?

    • @canaanhess
      @canaanhess Před 9 měsíci

      @@ChokeslamToHell you’re right.. 6 years later lol

  • @kevinjdsa
    @kevinjdsa Před 8 lety +3

    He needs to put a gag order on John Batiste

  • @Deedumdee
    @Deedumdee Před 8 lety +7

    Of course in Glasgow in the 80s there was an actual turf war over ice cream, though the fact the vans were also selling drugs probably played a part.

    • @usmannasir8647
      @usmannasir8647 Před 8 lety +2

      lmao and you think that's not the case in NY?

  • @DieMasterMonkey
    @DieMasterMonkey Před 8 lety +1

    "I just made that up, that's Jazz." :)

  • @lowlycalvin5644
    @lowlycalvin5644 Před 8 lety +8

    This should be friday night fights!

  • @JamJells
    @JamJells Před 3 lety +3

    Brian Stack is my go to guy for yucks! Always humorous, and dark. Just the edge I need to put an all day smile on my face. I'm Wiki-Bearrrrrrrr

  • @4Timesdafunky
    @4Timesdafunky Před 6 lety +2

    I guess Brian Stack missed New York.

  • @IFZEX09
    @IFZEX09 Před 8 lety +25

    I thought it was Conan, at first.

    • @joshm2248
      @joshm2248 Před 8 lety +1

      I wish it had been Conan lol

    • @nickelpasta
      @nickelpasta Před 8 lety +2

      i thought the same, sounded like conan's fancy voice lol

    • @albert7721
      @albert7721 Před 8 lety +7

      This is Brian Stack that worked for CONAN for 18 years. :-)

    • @Gorionward
      @Gorionward Před 8 lety +3

      He was on Conan. He was the voice of Wikibear

  • @pete275
    @pete275 Před 8 lety +21

    so that's the guy who makes the Trump voice

    • @captainkev10
      @captainkev10 Před 6 lety

      Brian Stack, longtime Conan writer and performer.

  • @shoepermanbutthman2188
    @shoepermanbutthman2188 Před 6 lety +15

    brian stack's comedy fits well with conan's personality.. too bad he left

  • @javasoccernut
    @javasoccernut Před 8 lety +1

    if craigy furgy was doing this bit he'd say "Mr Softy. Thats my male dancer's name".

  • @debkabodansky7919
    @debkabodansky7919 Před 8 lety +3

    This is Piragua Guy's evil twin and you know it

  • @abhiu2398
    @abhiu2398 Před 8 lety +4

    I need to doublecheck, but I think the young version of Robert Downey Jr in CA: Civil War was wearing a Mr Softee T-shirt.

  • @EpicFurbynerd76YO
    @EpicFurbynerd76YO Před měsícem

    hahaha
    I love this

  • @nyyankee488
    @nyyankee488 Před 8 lety +1

    Lol reminds of that episode of King of Queens.

  • @lisanoto7137
    @lisanoto7137 Před měsícem

    Happened with ours too in gloversville ny lmao 😂

  • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
    @imveryangryitsnotbutter Před 8 lety +1

    Jon Batiste is such a derp onstage.

  • @JimboRustles
    @JimboRustles Před 7 lety +2

    OMG HOW CAN HE HAVE TWO SCOOPS OF PAIN

  • @zeroforconduct8008
    @zeroforconduct8008 Před 8 lety

    I want those lyrics as a ringtone

  • @weldin
    @weldin Před 8 lety +1

    Who else already knew about this from that one viral video a few years ago where one ice cream vendor ran into the other one?

  • @raven2114
    @raven2114 Před 8 lety

    Good Old New York 😂

  • @timothyking1198
    @timothyking1198 Před 8 lety

    Turf battles can be brutal and I think this needs to stop

  • @q851230
    @q851230 Před 8 lety +1

    Ice cream serial killer should become a movie

    • @Munchausen45
      @Munchausen45 Před 7 lety

      It's called Ice Cream Man ( 1995)
      Starred Clint Howard.

  • @Penguins_Cant_Fly
    @Penguins_Cant_Fly Před 2 měsíci +1

    I clicked when I saw Brian Stack in the thumbnail.

  • @emmayeemusic
    @emmayeemusic Před 8 lety

    "It's hotter than the islands are tonight, and Mr. Softee 's trying to shut me down, but I keep scraping by the fading light, mi 'pana, this is my town"

  • @RaySchrantz
    @RaySchrantz Před 8 lety

    I was waiting for him to pull out the bat and got so much more😆

  • @Paull2
    @Paull2 Před 8 lety

    Reminds me of the book The Pushcart War.

  • @SaudDowaihy
    @SaudDowaihy Před 8 lety

    Loved the song!

  • @AlanYoung-nr6sg
    @AlanYoung-nr6sg Před 8 lety

    Have they ever met Sweet Tooth?

  • @christianholsthansen4293
    @christianholsthansen4293 Před 8 lety +1

    I sonder what New York Ice Cream thinks of this bit with their logo on the man's cart lol

  • @NimeuMusic
    @NimeuMusic Před 8 lety

    Fear the ice cream man, it might be Brady Hartsfield.

  • @mitchellhoover5646
    @mitchellhoover5646 Před 3 lety

    Brian Stack is a fucking genius

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 Před rokem

    Brian Stack and Brian McCann were both great writers/performers.

  • @BoyAditya
    @BoyAditya Před 8 lety

    one creepy ice cream man ...

  • @TheGXIII13
    @TheGXIII13 Před 8 lety

    And here I was hoping the ice cream man would act like a mobster

  • @assthrasher4305
    @assthrasher4305 Před 8 lety

    Is that guy gluing mugs and sharpening pencils for Stephen now?

  • @jackdevida3745
    @jackdevida3745 Před 6 lety +1

    Brian Stack is now on Colbert? Coco no 😢

  • @meinelust
    @meinelust Před 8 lety

    Reminded me of Pizza Tycoon.

  • @D_Vitch
    @D_Vitch Před 8 lety +1

    Wikibear!!

  • @ollieicecreamvansfanandbin3071

    It’s An Ice Cream Vans Not A Trucks

  • @FrozenBarbie94
    @FrozenBarbie94 Před 8 lety

    2 scoops, instead of four scoops to confuse the body, left babe? Am I on the right channel?

  • @mmeditatio
    @mmeditatio Před 3 lety

    2 minutes of setup to get to the bit. compare this with old conan and stack.

  • @MarkLumsley
    @MarkLumsley Před 8 lety

    Anyone remember playing GTA Vice City on the PlayStation 2 where there was a mission similar to this story?? :P
    Except for, you know, the whole drug front.

  • @adj789
    @adj789 Před 8 lety

    well that was as dumb as it sounded

  • @vernaye
    @vernaye Před 8 lety

    Is that Kyle MacLachlan!?

  • @boogir3463
    @boogir3463 Před 5 lety

    OMG MAN

  • @MarshallWolfMiller
    @MarshallWolfMiller Před 8 měsíci

    Wow, the only time I actually laughed and not chuckled was when Stack came out.
    Goes to show that Conan is naturally funny while Colbert isn’t.

  • @IamSH1VA
    @IamSH1VA Před rokem

    I hear Minty the candy cane & WikiBear 😢

  • @StarCrusher.
    @StarCrusher. Před 8 lety

    i love brian

  • @alexlandherr
    @alexlandherr Před 5 lety

    Not the Cold War?

  • @M189T
    @M189T Před 8 lety

    what is wrong with jon batiste?

  • @ggtripleogswag8123
    @ggtripleogswag8123 Před 7 lety

    Go nyc

  • @bradunderwood2502
    @bradunderwood2502 Před rokem +1

    Brian Stack is delicious

  • @GuillermoSTD
    @GuillermoSTD Před 8 lety

    I'd also want to rough those drivers up after seeing that ridiculous logo on their trucks. I know they were going for the 'retro look', but it looks goddamn awful.

  • @brad7566
    @brad7566 Před 8 lety

    what accent is that ice cream man supposed to be using?

    • @jaguarwarrior8171
      @jaguarwarrior8171 Před 8 lety +1

      That's a mid Atlantic accent that was popular in the US during the 30s and 40s especially among the upper class and in tv and films.

    • @brad7566
      @brad7566 Před 8 lety

      Jaguar Warrior but isnt he supposed to be an angry New York ice cream man?

    • @jaguarwarrior8171
      @jaguarwarrior8171 Před 8 lety

      Brad Lamb It was spoken by the upper class in New York and other parts of the U.S., along with the media in general. It's called a mid Atlantic accent because it sounds somewhat like a mixture of a standard American accent and a British accent.

    • @margicates553
      @margicates553 Před 3 lety

      It’s old timey actor voice.
      Watch movies made before 1955
      And whammo
      That’s the ticket!

  • @LordOfTheBored
    @LordOfTheBored Před 8 lety +2

    Either get a REAL sidekick or turn Jon´s mic off. His comments and his occasional laughter really suck.

  • @Siddhartha040107
    @Siddhartha040107 Před 2 lety +1

    Brian's talent is wasted in this show. The sketch could've been better with conan

  • @TMWriting
    @TMWriting Před 8 lety

    Please turn off Jon's microphone. For the children.