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    Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom shares his experiences from a recent trip to Japan, the delicious cuisine there, and Bert tries his best not to interrupt. The bears also discuss accents, addicts, geishas, the Grateful Dead, George R.R. Martin, meeting famous people, El Paso, the Golden Globes, 5K by May, and much more!
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  • @JKimPersonal
    @JKimPersonal Před 4 měsíci +3238

    Not saying I agree nor disagree but Bart, sorry to break it to you… you are undoubtedly, unequivocally, and without question one of Katt Williams’ Rogan Six.

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ Před 4 měsíci +128

      I'm sure he definitely doesn't like Bert, considering Bert is a simpleton hack

    • @micjisters
      @micjisters Před 4 měsíci +30

      maybe u wont be scared to pick a side when u grow up and realize not everyone wants to be your friend.

    • @jaeoen5636
      @jaeoen5636 Před 4 měsíci +82

      He’s the face of the Rogan 6 that ain’t funny

    • @deedyg575
      @deedyg575 Před 4 měsíci +25

      @@KZ_MMA_why does Katts opinion matter to you? Do you know him?

    • @deedyg575
      @deedyg575 Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@KZ_MMA_or do u just believe what COMEDIANS say on podcasts😂😂😂

  • @macalistermullen
    @macalistermullen Před 4 měsíci +1938

    Bert is absolutely one of the 6 Katt mentioned.

    • @ninjafrog86
      @ninjafrog86 Před 4 měsíci +63

      He is the six

    • @Queenkam796
      @Queenkam796 Před 4 měsíci +37

      And tom

    • @zekematthews
      @zekematthews Před 4 měsíci +26

      Who gives af

    • @macalistermullen
      @macalistermullen Před 4 měsíci +19

      @@zekematthews You it seems.

    • @jthomp35
      @jthomp35 Před 4 měsíci +25

      the "Rogan 6" as being Tom, Bert, Joey, Ari, Duncan and Brendan.. Tom might be the only funny one in the crew.

  • @Maz.wav.
    @Maz.wav. Před 4 měsíci +353

    I really love how Bert allows Tom to listen

    • @Doobiesnacks007
      @Doobiesnacks007 Před 4 měsíci

      If you don't wanna hear Brrt go watch Your Mom's House chode. So tired of you annoying mofo fake fans complaining about Bert all the time but still tune in every week.

    • @monkeyloven
      @monkeyloven Před 4 měsíci +1

      lol

    • @ayshahkassamali-fox9588
      @ayshahkassamali-fox9588 Před 3 měsíci

      😂😂

  • @kylewright3778
    @kylewright3778 Před 4 měsíci +140

    Bert starts every podcast off trying to convince Tom he’s not an alcoholic

  • @zarahandrahilde9554
    @zarahandrahilde9554 Před 4 měsíci +891

    For the other poors like me who have jobs to do instead of listening to all of this,
    this is the part you're looking for: 36:53
    And yeah that little snip is what they named the episode for because the rest is about fancy dining in Japan and Berta not being an alcoholic.

  • @SpartanCL1989
    @SpartanCL1989 Před 4 měsíci +175

    It is at @36:55 for anyone who doesn't want to hear the rest of their boring talk

    • @rashadzellner1298
      @rashadzellner1298 Před 4 měsíci +22

      Bruh ❤. Thank you so much. It wasn’t even in the chapters

    • @mattsammi4143
      @mattsammi4143 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Hero

    • @yitziyyb
      @yitziyyb Před 4 měsíci +8

      Not all heroes wear capes 🦸

    • @GaryFalcon411
      @GaryFalcon411 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Haha 😂 this is how we make comedians funnier....keep the meat and throw away the bones....

    • @hollybizzle813
      @hollybizzle813 Před 4 měsíci +7

      I appreciate you! I was dreading listening to a whole video 😅

  • @danielleahy15
    @danielleahy15 Před 4 měsíci +156

    Good on bert for being self aware enough to know katt was talking about him

    • @CobraJeans
      @CobraJeans Před 3 měsíci +1

      Who cat ?

    • @jg2722
      @jg2722 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@CobraJeansa much better comedian

    • @mindsigh4
      @mindsigh4 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@jg2722
      K.Williams still insists that the Will Smith /Chris Rock slap was staged by Hollywood, but they can't fool him cuz he knows how things really work.
      just sayin.

  • @dhdhdhdbbthomoline8860
    @dhdhdhdbbthomoline8860 Před 4 měsíci +112

    Bert, trying to explain being a functional alcoholic is just priceless.

    • @DEMONICxHADES
      @DEMONICxHADES Před 4 měsíci +3

      he's def a alcoholic but just in denial

    • @Shiznittlebizbampop1
      @Shiznittlebizbampop1 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@DEMONICxHADESHe just doesn't know that being a FUNCTIONAL alcoholic is STILL a problem.
      Love the guy, but I hope he finally understands it one day. I think he's going to be talking to Joey when he realizes it lol

    • @user-rx6fi4ek6r
      @user-rx6fi4ek6r Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yeah no one has ever took the I can stop when ever I want approach to lying to your self about a drinking problem.

  • @gurshu12
    @gurshu12 Před 4 měsíci +748

    Tom knows it's hard for poors to keep up with current events, so he graciously gives us 6 week old content for poor brains to slowly digest. Thank you Tom.

    • @jordanmartin6487
      @jordanmartin6487 Před 4 měsíci +49

      They mention Kelce taking his shirt off that was 8 days ago…

    • @adriel68
      @adriel68 Před 4 měsíci +21

      Thank these heroes, without comedians society would crumble 🫡

    • @dynelol
      @dynelol Před 4 měsíci +33

      I'm poor too. I didn't let his remarks under my skin. There's no need to be a vagina about it.

    • @BelleMoonbeam
      @BelleMoonbeam Před 4 měsíci

      @@dynelolI’m a vagina. There’s no need to be a poor about it.

    • @timturk1899
      @timturk1899 Před 4 měsíci

      The Dead in Mexico..?! I thought their last show, as a band, was a few months ago, and The Mexico gig was in the Summer..?!
      Maybe they did play a gig in Mexico lately, but not that I've heard of..?!
      I'll have to google this info, for clarity.🤔

  • @matejoh
    @matejoh Před 4 měsíci +1330

    Bert is 5 out of the 6 guys Katt hates.

    • @PrimeTonysElbows
      @PrimeTonysElbows Před 4 měsíci +9

      Nah, kat has 6 actual people in mind

    • @zanderreinhardt3916
      @zanderreinhardt3916 Před 4 měsíci +37

      @@PrimeTonysElbowsno shit Sherlock but @matejoh that comment is hilarious

    • @zzzzzzzzzzzzzza
      @zzzzzzzzzzzzzza Před 4 měsíci +19

      can i get a timestamp
      not listening to this whole podcast

    • @anbukakashi114
      @anbukakashi114 Před 4 měsíci +16

      The other is Brendan Schaub

    • @PrimeTonysElbows
      @PrimeTonysElbows Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@zanderreinhardt3916 his comment isn't hilarious... that's a Brenden schaub caliber "joke"

  • @Orisha1990
    @Orisha1990 Před 4 měsíci +29

    Tom was dodging the Kat Williams subject like he was Keanu in the matrix.

    • @ikon8275
      @ikon8275 Před 3 měsíci

      He really was the though....

    • @johnathansmith9246
      @johnathansmith9246 Před 3 měsíci

      I can't imagine caring what Kat Williams thinks

  • @anthonystafford8099
    @anthonystafford8099 Před 4 měsíci +79

    Segura’s like, yeah Bernie Mac doesn’t go out much anymore.. Bert’s clueless like yeah, I haven’t seen him do anything for a while 😂

    • @Donkeykongington
      @Donkeykongington Před 4 měsíci +1

      He's probably isn't in the best of health

    • @traceyroyer993
      @traceyroyer993 Před 4 měsíci +2

      he's gone, dude

    • @Donkeykongington
      @Donkeykongington Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@traceyroyer993 where?

    • @Bloominshoeman
      @Bloominshoeman Před 3 měsíci +2

      Wow someone here is dense

    • @Donkeykongington
      @Donkeykongington Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@Bloominshoeman I'm 6"1" and 265 lbs so I have alot of mass but I'm not that dense. How about you? Are you dense? Do you know where Bernie Mac went?

  • @JorgeLourenco000
    @JorgeLourenco000 Před 4 měsíci +543

    I love that Bert thinks Katt even considers him a comedian 🤣🤣

    • @callyamama5156
      @callyamama5156 Před 4 měsíci +6

      You’re fine screw what Katt thinks and btw Bert needs to lose some water out his head before he loses any more weight it’s starting to look insane😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Bish0pgaming
      @Bish0pgaming Před 4 měsíci +12

      😂I've never once laughed at anything he does. Like most people I found out about tom through Rogan and Bert through him. His movie was really bad too lol

    • @2112c
      @2112c Před 4 měsíci +24

      ​@@Bish0pgamingyet here you are, half hour after an episode launches...rent free

    • @65Zim
      @65Zim Před 4 měsíci +7

      They only talk about it for 2 min 😂 good clickbait well played fellas

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ Před 4 měsíci +4

      I'm sure he definitely doesn't like Bert, considering Bart is a simpleton hack

  • @f4ll3nzr0
    @f4ll3nzr0 Před 4 měsíci +67

    "Because Bernie (Mac) isn't going out that much now.
    I know I haven't seen him in a while."
    Tom not breaking was hilarious!

  • @jpokes200
    @jpokes200 Před 4 měsíci +7

    Bert is the picture of narcissism, but he means well I guess 😂

  • @christophertrammell4711
    @christophertrammell4711 Před 4 měsíci +362

    Bert not realizing RR Martin mistook him for a special needs adult was priceless

  • @andrewboudreau5279
    @andrewboudreau5279 Před 4 měsíci +293

    It’s so entertaining to me how serious comedians take themselves 😂

    • @futureskeletons66669
      @futureskeletons66669 Před 4 měsíci +7

      They help us laugh in spite of how miserable our lives are because we don't get paid to take our shirts off and make shit up that patently isn't true.

    • @curtisboyce3849
      @curtisboyce3849 Před 4 měsíci +9

      yes that would make sense, them being entertainers and you being entertained.

    • @garrettwootton8215
      @garrettwootton8215 Před 4 měsíci

      @@futureskeletons66669by us you mean us “civilian” poors? These aren’t comedians. They’re rich narcissist hacks that look down on their audience. Can’t wait til people wake up and they all lose everything

    • @classicclipsF_TV
      @classicclipsF_TV Před 4 měsíci

      youve got to relax with the super original opinions that haven't been said a million times in the lastmonth@@umpin3

    • @rico_wizard
      @rico_wizard Před 4 měsíci +6

      Don’t forget, we’re “civilians.”

  • @TurKishsoulja
    @TurKishsoulja Před 4 měsíci +9

    Bert looking down on Bobby Lee is peak Bert. Bert looking down on junkies is fucking hilarious.

    • @drewgoodman9014
      @drewgoodman9014 Před 3 měsíci

      Especially when he admitted to drinking on oxycodone!!

    • @rommarene4848
      @rommarene4848 Před 3 měsíci

      Sounds like you’re a junkie in defense mode

  • @spamrobban
    @spamrobban Před 4 měsíci +13

    Bert: "the ONLY reason i got in shape is so i can keep drinking. that's the ONLY reason!" next sentence: "i got in shape for a lot of reasons..."

  • @philmccrakin9782
    @philmccrakin9782 Před 4 měsíci +186

    As a poor, I don't think he hates you. He thinks you are hacks.

    • @giantturd5157
      @giantturd5157 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Why the fuck are you here?

    • @philmccrakin9782
      @philmccrakin9782 Před 4 měsíci +20

      @@giantturd5157 I didn’t want Brent to think Katt hates him. Hates a strong word.

    • @gianni_schicchi
      @gianni_schicchi Před 4 měsíci

      @@giantturd5157 we’re here for you, giant turd. This whole simulation was created for you.

    • @thetrophysystem3697
      @thetrophysystem3697 Před 4 měsíci +11

      ​@giantturd5157 triggered

    • @ethanking4954
      @ethanking4954 Před 4 měsíci +4

      ​@@thetrophysystem3697 lol he knows it's true

  • @neighborbruce
    @neighborbruce Před 4 měsíci +144

    Bert: "I'm not an alcoholic"
    Also Bert 2 mins later: "the ONLY reason I got in shape was so I could keep drinking"

    • @drugmonkeyrx7965
      @drugmonkeyrx7965 Před 4 měsíci +8

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @seNor916x4
      @seNor916x4 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Bert is such an alcoholic he drinks vodka while jogging on the treadmill.

    • @drugmonkeyrx7965
      @drugmonkeyrx7965 Před 4 měsíci

      🤣🤣🤣@@seNor916x4

    • @jboylanvt
      @jboylanvt Před 4 měsíci +7

      I'm not an alcoholic, I just love alcohol unconditionally.

    • @curtisboyce3849
      @curtisboyce3849 Před 4 měsíci +6

      if you havent noticed, berts bit is that hes not an alcoholic but is obviously an alcoholic. its a joke.

  • @smokeyblaze1995
    @smokeyblaze1995 Před 4 měsíci +21

    That Bernie Mac joke went right over Bert’s head 😂

  • @ryanakahuss
    @ryanakahuss Před 4 měsíci +19

    as a former alcoholic, that literally almost died from cirrhosis.......Bert is 10,000,000% an alcoholic, and its almost not even funny at this point for him to say otherwise, lol
    Bert recanting stories, makes me realize that some of the most awesome stuff in life, happens to people that wont even remember it, let alone deserve it!

  • @sindylopezpilarte5044
    @sindylopezpilarte5044 Před 4 měsíci +156

    Bert “can I tell my story now” right after he has just told a story killed me 😂😂

    • @rhameparralax8006
      @rhameparralax8006 Před 4 měsíci +15

      I know I was like wtf! This dude has a truly psychotic level of narcism.

    • @sarahlowell3763
      @sarahlowell3763 Před 4 měsíci +1

      "Light narcissism" 😂😂

    • @perennialtortilla
      @perennialtortilla Před 4 měsíci +1

      At this point i just either skip when burt over takes the conversion or i just turn it off. The dude is exhausting. Tom is an angel for purting up with him

    • @victormanriquez1280
      @victormanriquez1280 Před 4 měsíci +2

      He’s surpassed basic interruptor and into advanced level…where he interrupts himself

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ Před 4 měsíci

      @@rhameparralax8006 narcissism*

  • @diesel8353
    @diesel8353 Před 4 měsíci +229

    I've never seen a person defend himself not being an alcoholic as much as Bert.😂

    • @dangerguy32
      @dangerguy32 Před 4 měsíci +15

      especially with such stupid logic lmaooo bro literally said "everyone still enabled me at my worst so i must be good"

    • @KK-bm4mf
      @KK-bm4mf Před 4 měsíci

      Who TF cares? Is this a running joke with to hate on Bert for everything or are you people genuine? If so you're truly cringe, like go watch something you enjoy and stfu

    • @justbigstepbro9167
      @justbigstepbro9167 Před 4 měsíci +12

      @@dangerguy32he also said he got healthy ONLY to keep drinking. Yet he isn’t an alcoholic. Yet he loves it so much he will make a life change so he won’t lose it

    • @yurickaregger7118
      @yurickaregger7118 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Yea... That's what an alcoholic does...

    • @ethanking4954
      @ethanking4954 Před 4 měsíci +1

      While being drunk

  • @scabbynack
    @scabbynack Před 4 měsíci +9

    Nothing is funnier than Burnt needing praise for asking someone a question about themselves 🤣

  • @OhBoysPaintball
    @OhBoysPaintball Před 4 měsíci +4

    Bert not admitting he’s an alcoholic is a complete Bert move.

  • @kaydawgy1999
    @kaydawgy1999 Před 4 měsíci +307

    Kat was definitely talking about Bert

    • @Mrsupremesix
      @Mrsupremesix Před 4 měsíci +11

      Bert, Shultz, Shaub, Theo, and Tom

    • @Rockardo_
      @Rockardo_ Před 4 měsíci +22

      @@Mrsupremesixwdym Theo is hilarious

    • @hollybizzle813
      @hollybizzle813 Před 4 měsíci +10

      @@Mrsupremesixexactly… the only one I can stomach is Theo.

    • @Mrsupremesix
      @Mrsupremesix Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@Rockardo_ Don't mean Kat thinks he is

    • @bp4861
      @bp4861 Před 4 měsíci

      Theo is a legend in the making. Check your self ​@@Mrsupremesix

  • @JustABloke28
    @JustABloke28 Před 4 měsíci +40

    Have you heard, Bert lost weight. He wont likely bring it up due to his overwhelming humbleness ❤

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis Před 4 měsíci +1

      My brother lost 200lbs in his 30s and joined the military. He isn't humble because he worked his ass off for it. Telling people who have success, to be humble, is the ultimate loser label. Let folks have wins you cant.

    • @JustABloke28
      @JustABloke28 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Bert doesn't have a humble bone in his body 😂

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis Před 4 měsíci

      @nicisataylor yeah, exactly. Don't expect everyone to be humble about their success in their lives. A lot of people straight up earn the right to arrogant about themselves. It's losers who try to force humble onto others doing better.

    • @JustABloke28
      @JustABloke28 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@BoinkrNanis 👍🏻👍🏻

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese Před 4 měsíci

      @@BoinkrNanisthese two aren’t comparable because your brother isn’t also an alcoholic “comedian” with zero self awareness and insane narcissism

  • @Eddibles
    @Eddibles Před 4 měsíci +6

    There’s no doubt in my mind bert is one of the six… completely undeniable.

  • @chriscox4936
    @chriscox4936 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Weaponizing your audience to harass other people and not realizing that they'll get bored and a turn on you is the funniest thing Tom has ever done.

  • @scottoneil8618
    @scottoneil8618 Před 4 měsíci +5

    'We looked for ninjas but we couldn't find any.' 🤣🤣

  • @Vancedoesdabs
    @Vancedoesdabs Před 4 měsíci +253

    Props to Bart for actually letting tom talk about japan for 2 minutes 💀

    • @Mad_Villan
      @Mad_Villan Před 4 měsíci +4

      2 minutes uninterrupted must be a record.

    • @parhammotorsports6125
      @parhammotorsports6125 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Is calling bert, Bart an inside joke. I see alot of people do it in the comments.

    • @zachhall3299
      @zachhall3299 Před 4 měsíci

      @@parhammotorsports6125 his real name is bart

    • @sarahlowell3763
      @sarahlowell3763 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@parhammotorsports6125 yes there's a lot of ppl to mispronounce his name and Tom like to find the clips, save them, and show them to Burnt Chrysler

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused Před 3 měsíci

      The interruption wasn't even the worst part. He literally tells a much longer story about being in Japan and finishes it with "are you done telling your story about Japan?" What the f is Tom suppose to say at that point?

  • @user-nd7fr8uz2n
    @user-nd7fr8uz2n Před 4 měsíci +15

    Bert, acceptance is the first step.

  • @TorrentFiend10
    @TorrentFiend10 Před 4 měsíci +5

    This was the funniest Bears episode in quite a while. I know you guys are very busy with your celebrity lifestyle but please give us more of these guys. Bart's full service human story and Todd constantly interrupting Bart to the point Bart asks politely if Todd is done now.....
    The diabetes and teacup stories. Feels like the old episodes again. A laugh a minute, great stuff

  • @joeyg8971
    @joeyg8971 Před 4 měsíci +6

    I love hearing from my favorite 2 travel vloggers

  • @harperrish
    @harperrish Před 4 měsíci +35

    36:50 is when they talk about Katt

  • @ryanmurphy2089
    @ryanmurphy2089 Před 4 měsíci +256

    Burt spending 10 mins talking about how he’s not an alcoholic is the most alcoholic thing he could do

    • @michaeladams6847
      @michaeladams6847 Před 4 měsíci +23

      Followed by "the ONLY reason I get in shape is so I can keep drinking" 😂

    • @leathakkor
      @leathakkor Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@michaeladams6847 I feel like if burt truly isn't an alcoholic and wants people to stop telling him he is. he should maybe cut back on statements like these. I suspect bert is just an idiot who says outrageous things that are not true for attention.

    • @mariobudal8850
      @mariobudal8850 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@michaeladams6847 I _love_ that this is his reason.

    • @SpectroSwag12
      @SpectroSwag12 Před 4 měsíci +2

      He does that almost every episode

    • @gdt19871
      @gdt19871 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Yeah, making major adjustments in your life so you can keep drinking the same or more definitely isn't a warning sign that you're an alcoholic 😂 I have a bit of experience as I'm a sober alcoholic.

  • @alexanderdavenport1127
    @alexanderdavenport1127 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Tom with that Low-Key Bernie Mac callout to Bert . "Yeah I havent seen him out in a while" XDDDDD Priceless !

    • @ryangibson4407
      @ryangibson4407 Před 4 měsíci +1

      And the fact that Bert didn't catch on just makes it that much funnier lol, "Yeah Bernie is going out much these days" Yeah I know, I havent seen him out in awhile lol

  • @maximumpr4em
    @maximumpr4em Před 4 měsíci +3

    We need a Nadav laugh track, his laugh was the best lmaooooo 😂😂😂

  • @wking8
    @wking8 Před 4 měsíci +131

    Don't feel bad fellas, you've lost a lot of your poor fans over the past 12 months. Its not just Katt

    • @pkz420
      @pkz420 Před 4 měsíci +15

      They don't need you. If you can't handle a joke, then a comedian does not care if you choose not to watch. Bert is still wealthy, and still popular without you. The only one upset in your relationship with bert and tom, is you. They don't even know, or care, that you exist.
      So why are you even here in these comments?
      You came to him, and give your time freely. That makes you look sad, not him.

    • @wking8
      @wking8 Před 4 měsíci +22

      @@pkz420 It's actually you that can't handle the joke. You know what I'm doing is a joke...right? Tom's entire fans base is built on people fucking with each other. Hahahahaha your response is hilarious

    • @MikeRotch2020
      @MikeRotch2020 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@pkz420you're the idiot that doesn't seem to understand they were being facetious. Lol, awkward.

    • @mcearlgrey
      @mcearlgrey Před 4 měsíci

      @@pkz420 Impressive that you were able to type this while tonguing his asshole

    • @mastah2494
      @mastah2494 Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@pkz420is that you nadav? Lol berts gf came in clutch 2 protect them.

  • @brucewayne2255
    @brucewayne2255 Před 4 měsíci +226

    Shane Gillis just being natural is everything Bert try’s so hard to be.

    • @davidleblanc7563
      @davidleblanc7563 Před 4 měsíci +14

      That, and Gillis is more relatable to us, given that he has working class roots and has actually done manual and physical labor before his comedy career took off running.

    • @Wulfiebaby
      @Wulfiebaby Před 4 měsíci +24

      @@davidleblanc7563 It helps that Gillis is funny.

    • @user-xt5mn4fg5g
      @user-xt5mn4fg5g Před 4 měsíci +7

      ​@@Wulfiebaby and smart

    • @jakehxllxws259
      @jakehxllxws259 Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@WulfiebabyLet’s not get crazy here

    • @BigSexii
      @BigSexii Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@davidleblanc7563 Not anymore

  • @flyingman09101984
    @flyingman09101984 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Are you being serious" is now Bert's catch phrase when talking to Tom, otherwise he can't tell if it's for real or another joke hahaha.

  • @Lazarusreflexx
    @Lazarusreflexx Před 4 měsíci +4

    There's two bums fighting on the street outside my window right now.

    • @MadNlGER
      @MadNlGER Před 3 měsíci

      We aren’t really bums. We just don’t work and live outside. And he called my mama a ho.

  • @Mellisskkaa
    @Mellisskkaa Před 4 měsíci +89

    Katt was ABSOLUTELY talking about them as part of the 6😂. Especially since a lot of them moved here to Austin with Joe.

    • @hollybizzle813
      @hollybizzle813 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I noticed that too lol 😂

    • @Bish0pgaming
      @Bish0pgaming Před 4 měsíci +1

      Lol 😂they all followed Joe 😂I feel the same way about Andrew Schultz or Shultz. He's not a comedian. He says funny one liners here and there and his crowd work was phenomenal when he started. But now....he's just not funny . I think Joe made all his white friends believe they had to be like him, do stand up do a podcast and come on my show often. Like Brendan schaub to me is the most pathetic. Joe gave that white kid a career for nothing . Why do you do stand up? You are a fighter and you aren't funny? Cuz Joe does lol this is why people don't watch Joe stand up ....he's not that good at it. He simply has a platform to make Mark Normand relevant for a few weeks but when I'm 60 I'm 30 now , we won't remember Shane gillis lol or ari and his drug habits, just a bunch of white guys with a rich and famous friend. Dave Chappelle could have made a podcast and vouched for schaub or Normand....he didn't fuck with them for a reason. I've never even seen Dave and Tom in the same room 😂white people made me laugh after club shay shay. Y'all really losing everything cuz we know now yall aren't that talented

    • @johnmoore2040
      @johnmoore2040 Před 4 měsíci +5

      They’re all making way more money than Katt lol

    • @southphillylilly
      @southphillylilly Před 4 měsíci +9

      @@Bish0pgaming yes, we white people aren't all that talented. But we're still not black, so we got you beat.

    • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
      @TheOrlandoTrustfull Před 4 měsíci +10

      Rich does not = Good

  • @Dumbloser9
    @Dumbloser9 Před 4 měsíci +11

    Bert is three of the comedians katt was talking about

  • @backtoobasics
    @backtoobasics Před 4 měsíci +2

    Dont worry fellers, squeeky was just tryin to sell his tegrity for tickets😂😂😂😂

  • @deadarmd
    @deadarmd Před 4 měsíci +3

    Bert takes benzos to get through the day without drinking. Lmao

  • @thewinterwoods
    @thewinterwoods Před 4 měsíci +77

    If Bert isn't an alcoholic then nobody is an alcoholic.

  • @joewat3982
    @joewat3982 Před 4 měsíci +23

    It's nice that Tom was able to go to
    Japan & meet his extended family

    • @michaelcassinis1578
      @michaelcassinis1578 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Segura (deep Japanese voice) haha great reference my guy. Hilarious

    • @j-fo4753
      @j-fo4753 Před 4 měsíci

      @@michaelcassinis1578 Wonder if Tom met that lady in Japan who asked him...
      "Would you like some tea?" 😑🍮😅😅

  • @neondarknessor
    @neondarknessor Před 4 měsíci +3

    Bert has such a big heart to allow us to hear his stories uninterrupted. 🙃😏

  • @stephenvermeer9991
    @stephenvermeer9991 Před 4 měsíci +6

    I just assume anyone that wants to hear The Machine story more than once is R-worded

  • @tunechitrump
    @tunechitrump Před 4 měsíci +35

    lol Bert is so aware of the hate he’s getting now

    • @DogmenHardcastle
      @DogmenHardcastle Před 4 měsíci +3

      That's the nicest thing anyone could say about him. That's why I'm one of the few in the bert>Tom camp.

    • @ericlataxes4555
      @ericlataxes4555 Před 4 měsíci +2

      He doesn’t read his comments tho

    • @Mad_Villan
      @Mad_Villan Před 4 měsíci +3

      Aware yet still somehow lacking self-awareness to an astonishing level

  • @tipofthefingercomedy5071
    @tipofthefingercomedy5071 Před 4 měsíci +10

    So glad Bert hasn’t been doing the high wheeze laugh anymore, so much better to listen to.

  • @steviesmiler
    @steviesmiler Před 4 měsíci +3

    8:40 it’s nice to hear Tom speaking in his native language.

  • @patrickdillon500
    @patrickdillon500 Před 4 měsíci +2

    It was nice to hear that when he's feeling the gig going well and the vibe is good that he sings the National Anthem. He did that in Bangor Maine when I saw him, the crowd was really there for him and he was awesome.

  • @Iceman-gm1fu
    @Iceman-gm1fu Před 4 měsíci +149

    he didn't say he hated you guys. he said you guys weren't funny. to me, you guys are just normal guys as funny as anyone I would meet in regular life.

    • @tylerrude7049
      @tylerrude7049 Před 4 měsíci +5

      then what are you doing here lol?

    • @dmannezy
      @dmannezy Před 4 měsíci +11

      @@tylerrude7049what did that have to do with anything

    • @Bish0pgaming
      @Bish0pgaming Před 4 měsíci +5

      ​@@tylerrude7049same thing most black people are doing here. Watching white guys that aren't funny at all to see it for ourselves. Unlike yall😂we don't know who these people are. Comedy is Chappelle, Katt, Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Carlin, these two the previous comment hit the nail on the head. Two guys that are funny once and a while but I definitely don't look at either as a comedian 😂I left out Kevin Hart because he's still pretty active and waaaaay funnier than these two.

    • @TheCrouchingZebra
      @TheCrouchingZebra Před 4 měsíci +19

      Had to make it a race thing, but don’t worry because you can’t be racist 😂

    • @dmannezy
      @dmannezy Před 4 měsíci

      @@Bish0pgaming yeah that was uncalled for racist pos half the black dudes like KAM PATTERSON are trash!!!!!!

  • @sloth4z
    @sloth4z Před 4 měsíci +68

    I like how right after Brent finished telling his geisha story, he immediately asked, "Can I tell my story now?" I can't imagine anyone thinking he's a narcissist.

    • @cpiece2450
      @cpiece2450 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Unsub and move on with your life then. Crying in CZcams comments is super gay.

    • @benjamincook3901
      @benjamincook3901 Před 4 měsíci

      @@cpiece2450you know sucking on their balls in the youtube comments is pretty fucking gay too

    • @Matyloops
      @Matyloops Před 4 měsíci +5

      ​@@cpiece2450 good job defending your boyfriends honor

  • @InspectorButters4
    @InspectorButters4 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Tom is def the type of guy to use the term "my full service person" 😂😂😂 It sounds way better than "my slave" Lmao

  • @aleiker8188
    @aleiker8188 Před 4 měsíci +1

    These two! Laughing already and I haven’t even hit play! 😂

  • @adbeelvargas3382
    @adbeelvargas3382 Před 4 měsíci +248

    Hating someone, and not thinking someone brings in comedic talent are two totally different things

    • @augustkraus1389
      @augustkraus1389 Před 4 měsíci +21

      They think they're the funniest people on earth, so if you don't agree you must be a hater or poor

    • @davidleblanc7563
      @davidleblanc7563 Před 4 měsíci +3

      ​@@augustkraus1389I agree. The fact that they even have to make a podcast asking one of the most rhetorical questions on Earth, is pure proof. And I think Katt hates these two the most with a passion, mainly cause theres no honesty in their careers, and Katt grew up in the actual streets, so you know he's livid at entitled Segura and his wash cloth jokes.

    • @davidleblanc7563
      @davidleblanc7563 Před 4 měsíci +2

      That's part of the reason he brought up Kevin Hart. Hart's been proven with receipts, to be a plant. 2lazy2try and podcast cringe both pointed it out

    • @davidleblanc7563
      @davidleblanc7563 Před 4 měsíci +2

      And their still banking episodes. Katt said that shit last month. They shouldve released this, THAT week, it would've made more sense.

    • @brittoncoursey5142
      @brittoncoursey5142 Před 4 měsíci

      I’m so talented I can hold both positions for Bert

  • @kristophershinn4420
    @kristophershinn4420 Před 4 měsíci +20

    Have heard Tom talk about these salad tomatoes on 3 different podcasts now. Must've been a helluva tomato 😂

  • @InsolentVillager
    @InsolentVillager Před 4 měsíci +1

    I legit just found out Bert went carnivore as I have been too busy to follow the crew the past 7 months. I legit jumped up and yelled FUCK YEAH! at the 5:00 mark. My story is below...
    I am a 7 month carnivore lion dieter. In that time, I saw a Dr and got blood work done in the beginning and 3 months ago. I lost 91 lbs, doubled my testosterone (also reversed to nothing gynecomastia), lowered my BP to 100/70, released and properly positioned my right sciatic nerve and rebuilt a 15 year dead hip to ankle right leg. No more arthritis. I reversed type 2 diabetes to normal. I was manic depressive bipolar and now I have never had a down day or a manic one since 2 weeks in. I got rid of all but one patch of plaque psoriasis, which I had everywhere. Got rid of GERD, snoring, and sleep apnea. My skin looks so damn good, and I wake up with wood every day ( a sign of healthy cardiovascular and hormonal health). I feel I have de-aged 30 years. I am 53. Fatty ruminant meat and liver is the way for me, and now it always will be because I feel fregin amazing and crave nothing else. It's a minimalist dream as well. It's quick, easy, and cheap. Meat is the way!
    So proud of you Bert!!!

  • @flyingman09101984
    @flyingman09101984 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Tom not finding Ninjas in Japan just proves they are still the best at being Ninjas, just saying 🤔

  • @elijahhardy2143
    @elijahhardy2143 Před 4 měsíci +34

    Bert and Tom are part of the reason that I started losing weight and that's the nicest thing I have to say about both of them

    • @sarahherbert85
      @sarahherbert85 Před 4 měsíci

      Two droll, overweight, narcissistic podcasters caused you to get in shape? Ehh. That is such an awkward thing to admit on so many levels.

    • @Poo69691
      @Poo69691 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Thank u poor

    • @elijahhardy2143
      @elijahhardy2143 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@Poo69691 back at you poor

    • @ergotemplar6406
      @ergotemplar6406 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Did they start stealing food from your fridge or ?

    • @elijahhardy2143
      @elijahhardy2143 Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@ergotemplar6406 😂 nah they were both super fat and I was kinda fat so I figured if these 2 bozos could do it I may as well give it a shot

  • @samsonfpv8902
    @samsonfpv8902 Před 4 měsíci +66

    Tom’s podcast format is great. I Love Watching The Boys React To Things That Happened 6 Weeks Ago.

    • @tb.21
      @tb.21 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Banked episodes that talk about current events work so well

    • @bmkeesee
      @bmkeesee Před 4 měsíci +3

      They talked about the nfl game from last weekend. This probably got recorded on Monday or Tuesday and came out on CZcams a week later? That’s not 6 weeks ago homie. Lmao.

    • @Sid00077
      @Sid00077 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@bmkeesee Don't bother arguing with these hate watchers. They have nothing going on with their life and they have enough time to drag you down to their level.😂

    • @jordanmartin6487
      @jordanmartin6487 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@bmkeeseewas literally just gonna comment this but they’ll be upset if it isn’t a live broadcast

    • @TonyBongtana
      @TonyBongtana Před 4 měsíci

      But the katt Williams things did happen weeks ago and is barely being mentioned now sooo 🤷🤷

  • @mrcyrilfiggus
    @mrcyrilfiggus Před 3 měsíci

    Great episode , love how you do this with your family , great dynamic

  • @8383kathy
    @8383kathy Před 3 měsíci

    1st podcast where I get brutal honesty, humor, and education. Now that is a package! lol

  • @KickassMcfly
    @KickassMcfly Před 4 měsíci +16

    Always nice to have this show to remind me of what happened 4 weeks ago

  • @spencer6315
    @spencer6315 Před 4 měsíci +43

    “The only reason I got in shape. The ONLY reason I got in shape.” One second later - “I got in shape for a lot of reasons”

    • @seNor916x4
      @seNor916x4 Před 4 měsíci +4

      That’s what daily long term alcohol does to the brain. Watch Berts earlier stand up and interviews like from 7+ years ago, you can easily notice the difference in how sharp and coherent his brain worked compare to now.

    • @gabrieljamespacheco
      @gabrieljamespacheco Před 4 měsíci +1

      Uhhhhundered percent 🤣

  • @mccann9355
    @mccann9355 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Yo half the people running better be security 😭😭

  • @elizabethgoodson9802
    @elizabethgoodson9802 Před 4 měsíci +2

    He most definitely thinks the both of you aren't funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scattystormborn
    @scattystormborn Před 4 měsíci +5

    “I saw the movie Precious Gems” 😂😂😂 Uncut Gems man

    • @joshuascalf8979
      @joshuascalf8979 Před 4 měsíci +2

      He's called it that a million times. He even called it that in a drunken FaceTime with Sandler himself!

    • @MegaChase20
      @MegaChase20 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Yeah he was talking about the time he was on a comedy charity zoom during the pandemic and mistakenly called it that

  • @adabhamlincoln
    @adabhamlincoln Před 4 měsíci +9

    Dr. Drew literally said your an alcoholic on Steve-Os episodes lmao

  • @calistafalcontail
    @calistafalcontail Před 4 měsíci +2

    Yes Bert you probably are one of the six and you totally deserve it.

  • @kaylatook
    @kaylatook Před 4 měsíci +1

    100 bucks says Berts secret is that Dead and Co are doing a residency at the Sphere. He's so in the know he doesn't even know what they're called these days. 😂

  • @Some_Beach
    @Some_Beach Před 4 měsíci +82

    Stop adding previews we're gonna watch the full thing

    • @diddlez2
      @diddlez2 Před 4 měsíci +15

      Speak for yourself I’m not watching this at all

    • @R.Y.1
      @R.Y.1 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Fr I always skip cause they give away the funniest parts

    • @SAHtoshiDude
      @SAHtoshiDude Před 4 měsíci +2

      Oh man it’s like you can’t fast forward 10 seconds at a time

    • @Kas3-
      @Kas3- Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@R.Y.1it's like when movies show the most important parts of the movie in the previews

    • @Blazingbatch
      @Blazingbatch Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@diddlez2but here you are commenting on their video . Funny that

  • @toomucht00fast7
    @toomucht00fast7 Před 4 měsíci +19

    Bart calling Dead Ahead "The Grateful Dead" really sums up what he gathered from that experience

  • @tims6540
    @tims6540 Před 3 měsíci

    "we're in their head" 🤣 i don't know why that's satisfying but it is lmao

  • @stevejones8550
    @stevejones8550 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Im not an alcoholic. This one time i was on a shitload of oxy, valium, and booze". Basically what he said lmao

  • @joeymorrison8905
    @joeymorrison8905 Před 4 měsíci +7

    Bert trying to convince people he lost 60 pounds in literally a month is shameful .. none of these celebrities admit to there ozempic usage

    • @davidleblanc7563
      @davidleblanc7563 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Is it even humanly possible to do that? Someone like us would have to have the metabolic rate of like Barry Allen for that shit to be real

  • @zehmyan
    @zehmyan Před 4 měsíci +5

    Bert can't wait to talk... and when he gets the chance he can't remember any of the details LOL

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun Před 4 měsíci +1

    57:00 there’s that eerie interview the Academic / Engineer talking openly about how hopelessly addicted he currently is, seeing every type of person at the crackhouse

  • @complexend4133
    @complexend4133 Před 4 měsíci +56

    BERT NAME DROPPING SHANE GILLIS JUST TO COMPLIMENT HIMSELF THROUGH SHANE IS WILDDDDD "shane texted me im one of the top 5 hangs of all time"

  • @Umega101
    @Umega101 Před 4 měsíci +6

    'Hate' is a strong word... He just thinks you two are grossly overrated

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis Před 4 měsíci

      I mean, their ticket sales say otherwise. These guys are huge.

    • @Umega101
      @Umega101 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@BoinkrNanis Being 'huge' doesn't mean they aren't overrated. They are definitely overrated

  • @dillonpeterson1658
    @dillonpeterson1658 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Bert just likes to party. Happy to see he is on a health kick. Hope he keeps it up.

  • @69yomama
    @69yomama Před 4 měsíci +1

    I would never waste my time listening to this but saw the headline.
    Katt doesn’t hate yall, there’s nothing to hate, he called it correctly:
    Yall aren’t funny, never have been, and are lucky Rogan pushes yall so hard

  • @crazybob94
    @crazybob94 Před 4 měsíci +13

    How funny if the "Rogan 6" was not even 6 dudes, just Katt making up a number while kicking the hornets nest for shits and giggles lol.

    • @calistafalcontail
      @calistafalcontail Před 4 měsíci +3

      Bert is all 6 of them.

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 Před 4 měsíci +3

      It was a bit of both. I doubt it was exactly six, but I can definitely think of at least four. But also, he had the best time baiting the entire industry to give him free publicity.

    • @TheEmzley
      @TheEmzley Před 3 měsíci +1

      Katt Williams is a nobody. You’d never heard of him 3 weeks ago

    • @stevvvvveperry
      @stevvvvveperry Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@TheEmzley Katt was big like 20 years ago, and this is the first ive heard of him since then lol.

    • @AndersOlavGarlid
      @AndersOlavGarlid Před 3 měsíci

      think we’ve got a few Hart/Cedric/Harvey/Katt6 fans in here…

  • @user-el4lu7ur1y
    @user-el4lu7ur1y Před 4 měsíci +16

    Bret trying to understand addiction is hilarious

  • @VeloVios
    @VeloVios Před 4 měsíci +1

    Bert saying he's not an addict and then wanting a beer in the morning in the same podcast is completely normal

  • @GregoryPellegrin-gq2vs
    @GregoryPellegrin-gq2vs Před 3 měsíci

    The volume of words that exit Bert’s mouth, you’d think by traditional mathematical odds alone he would say something funny once in a while 😂😂

  • @torgitron
    @torgitron Před 4 měsíci +9

    It’s amazing how much Bert talks about people reacting to him or talking about him or Bert talking about himself or people talking about them

  • @toomuchkool-aid7975
    @toomuchkool-aid7975 Před 4 měsíci +7

    Bert calling other people addicts like he’s doesn’t have an addictive personality

  • @MusicToLive2
    @MusicToLive2 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Tom Segura finally realizing people are over him. The damage control latley haha

  • @ChingerBurger
    @ChingerBurger Před 4 měsíci

    speaking of impressions and race fluffy is the best example of what tom said, he always gets the info right

  • @phattony2000
    @phattony2000 Před 4 měsíci +351

    we don't hate you for getting in shape, we hate you for talking about nothing else on a comedy podcast

    • @Swearengen1980
      @Swearengen1980 Před 4 měsíci +13

      It's a whatever the fuck he wants it to be podcast.

    • @ikuep
      @ikuep Před 4 měsíci +23

      I get the hate. I just don't get why you stay here and continue hating when there's content out there that could make you happy instead.

    • @micahwest2793
      @micahwest2793 Před 4 měsíci +13

      ​@@ikuep there's a crowd of people who think it's cool to be haters. They want to be part of the crowd so they can get attention and not feel like such losers 😆 it's a sad world we're living in.

    • @drewm7455
      @drewm7455 Před 4 měsíci +9

      ​@micahwest2793 I never listen to this podcast I just wanted to hear that Katt stuff but bert is insufferable

    • @HITTHEPANDA
      @HITTHEPANDA Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@micahwest2793or people feel like they can criticize shit content because it's not north Korea? Go lick some more paint

  • @boosterbrosllc4681
    @boosterbrosllc4681 Před 4 měsíci +5

    He said “one is a comic…well 2” he was obviously talking about Bobby Lee, which he named. And Steve-o 😂😂😂

  • @jerryaubert6201
    @jerryaubert6201 Před 3 měsíci

    Burt: "I listened to a podcast the other day where 2 guys just interrupted each other all the time, it drove me nuts"
    Tom: "No shit"
    perhaps the funnest exchange on this show

  • @traceyroyer993
    @traceyroyer993 Před 4 měsíci

    love howTom laughs at Bert...

  • @vc316
    @vc316 Před 4 měsíci +18

    He is so self centered that he immediately thinks Kat doesn´t like him!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Amazing! Tom happens to find it funny, and that makes Bert think he is very funny to everybody! 🤣😂😂🤣