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  • čas přidán 16. 08. 2013
  • Michael Yowell author of "Fragments And Shards" sent me a short creepy pasta story to record. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
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Komentáře • 2,5K

  • @krazeovau
    @krazeovau Před 9 lety +111

    What happened to your puppy?
    Teddy gobbled him up.
    NOPE EFF THE BEAR IT'S GOING BACK TO HELL. JUAN BRING ME THE SAW

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 Před 9 lety +2

      gillian lim Forget the saw. Get a pot of holy water turn on the stove and boil the hell out of that demon teddy.

    • @krazeovau
      @krazeovau Před 9 lety +4

      Quinntus79 cheers to that *starts fire*

    • @itsmegfg
      @itsmegfg Před 9 lety +2

      Quinntus79 HEY D:

    • @xenoxbot4395
      @xenoxbot4395 Před 9 lety

      Hehehe. You can't kill it it will just keep coming back until it kills you.

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 Před 9 lety +2

      Pulls out mini gun.* Let's see it come back without a body.

  • @kevinharrigan2727
    @kevinharrigan2727 Před 9 lety +95

    Wife: Look, I found an old teddy bear at a garage store, and got it for half price because the lady said it wasn't there before! Perfect for our daughter!
    Husband: Honey, where's that old flamethrower?
    Wife: In the basement, why?
    Husband: To send it back to the hell it came from. *flips down flame mask*

    • @pokemonmaster9325
      @pokemonmaster9325 Před 6 lety +3

      Husband: Look, I found an old teddy bear at a garage store, and got it for free because the lady said it wasn't there before! Perfect for our daughter!
      Wife: Honey, where's that old flamethrower?
      Husband: Oh I don't know probably in your fucking condo, why?
      Wife: Theres no need to bring our divorce into this...wheres the fucking flamethrower...
      Husband: In the basement... WHY?
      Wife: To send it back to the hell it came from. flips down flame mask
      Daughter: ='(
      Wife: Sorry Honey that bear was the spawn of the devil and had to go back to hell...

    • @katelynbodiford5680
      @katelynbodiford5680 Před 5 lety +1

      @@pokemonmaster9325
      Tails Doll is way better than Teddy.

    • @thexylophone
      @thexylophone Před 3 lety +3

      "I fear no man"

    • @hellogoodbye4402
      @hellogoodbye4402 Před 2 lety +2

      @@thexylophone "but that thing"

    • @captainplunko5787
      @captainplunko5787 Před 2 lety +2

      "Meet The Pyro"

  • @cumbrap
    @cumbrap Před 9 lety +83

    "He flicked the light off."
    Aw c'mon now that's just rude.

  • @thewarden7929
    @thewarden7929 Před 9 lety +18

    Hey his nose is cold that means he's a healthy murderous teddy

  • @Pyronic96
    @Pyronic96 Před 10 lety +14

    You know people often say "what I would do" to these but I doubt the result would be different. In all honesty if I saw a little stuffed bear open a jaw wide enough to not only eat a little girl but also remain hungry and unsatisfied afterwords, I would be freaking the hell out.

  • @mp5160
    @mp5160 Před 9 lety +48

    If I heard the owner saying that she doesn't own a teddy bear that my nephew wanted, I would tear it up and burn it.
    If I felt the nose of the teddy bear being cold, I would heat it up with fire.
    If I heard sniffing than I would set bear on fire.

    • @bradyfenlon
      @bradyfenlon Před 9 lety +5

      Sydney's father had a chance to kill the bear, but as all adults have like no fear that's relevant to horror, he was like o no it's just my dream, Im still in my sleep bla bla bla. Then the bear takes advantage of that and doesn't give him a second chance and it's TIME FOR MUUUURDER

    • @skylarwowk306
      @skylarwowk306 Před 9 lety +1

      Hylian Warrior
      aww heyall yeashhhh

    • @skylarwowk306
      @skylarwowk306 Před 9 lety

      X3

    • @davidbrush753
      @davidbrush753 Před 9 lety +1

      so true, I would do the same

    • @beefcakesmchunkerson9079
      @beefcakesmchunkerson9079 Před 9 lety +1

      Its his daughter

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 Před 9 lety +30

    Something tell me it was a pretty bitter divorce

  • @dan081998
    @dan081998 Před 9 lety +17

    Doesn't he mean his arms and legs were BEARLY movable?

  • @MushishiLivi
    @MushishiLivi Před 10 lety +66

    If you'll excuse me I have some Teddy Bears to maliciously destroy now.

    • @MushishiLivi
      @MushishiLivi Před 10 lety +5

      Jacob Gonzalez I'm more of a corrosive acid person. :D

    • @jacobgonzalez8945
      @jacobgonzalez8945 Před 10 lety +3

      fair enough.

    • @GenMinion
      @GenMinion Před 10 lety +3

      Jacob Gonzalez But nothing beats good ol Napalm

    • @jacobgonzalez8945
      @jacobgonzalez8945 Před 10 lety +1

      or pack 'em in a car and push it off a cliff.

    • @DustyBottle620
      @DustyBottle620 Před 10 lety +3

      nah that wont work i say go to a government facility and strap it to a nuke

  • @jamie05601
    @jamie05601 Před 9 lety +13

    "It was soft and quiet..."
    [In Background] GWA BADADABAFA RAW DADA CRUMPET QUEA QUEA QUEA RUST OLD BIKE QUAAA BERGER KUNGGG GERQUAAAAAAA!!!
    I feel bad for the puppy... GERQUAAAAAAA

  • @blinkyth3fish
    @blinkyth3fish Před 10 lety +21

    The movie "Ted" has just got 117% more unwatchable now.

  • @miat9987
    @miat9987 Před 9 lety +116

    Dear god that little girl has such a manly voice

  • @lukahordijk2948
    @lukahordijk2948 Před 10 lety +43

    This is the first creepypasta that really made me scared

    • @maabrazelton
      @maabrazelton Před 9 lety +1

      same

    • @aidenblackmore2578
      @aidenblackmore2578 Před 9 lety +1

      Mitchell Brazelton anie96 was frst to scare me

    • @maabrazelton
      @maabrazelton Před 9 lety +1

      Aiden Blackmore I need to see that have you seen bed intruder

    • @sir.sheldington6381
      @sir.sheldington6381 Před 9 lety +2

      bob didnt scare me just made my stomach hurt but it still as scare counts in my book

    • @bradyfenlon
      @bradyfenlon Před 9 lety +3

      Well then lesson learned for u, never buy a toy at a garage sale from an old black woman(YEP that's racist)

  • @xxh56crazyxx78
    @xxh56crazyxx78 Před 9 lety +95

    *Sees a demonic bear*
    Me:meh
    *Sees a spider*
    *Burns down the house*

  • @cumbrap
    @cumbrap Před 9 lety +29

    Ted's fuckin' pissed now QUICKLY SOMEONE GIVE HIM A SEQUEL.

    • @lemonhscott7667
      @lemonhscott7667 Před 9 lety

      Another summer project to add to my expanding nonexistent clipboard. Will do.

    • @slothful2039
      @slothful2039 Před 6 lety +2

      how are you doing on that project?

    • @Byyte
      @Byyte Před 6 lety

      Q'squad lol it’s dropping in two more years.

  • @selenaduket1819
    @selenaduket1819 Před 10 lety +20

    The picture of the bear in the vid creeped me the math out. ; _ ;

    • @Allnightgamer25
      @Allnightgamer25 Před 10 lety +2

      do not put bear and math in the same sentence!!!!!

    • @GnashTastic
      @GnashTastic Před 10 lety +1

      _math_

    • @Allnightgamer25
      @Allnightgamer25 Před 10 lety +1

      ***** yes, by the second amendment, article 1, " the right to bear arms" if you rearrange the letters you get, th math ot bear, and some other letters, the letters "th" means not, or un in some foreign unknown language, and "ot" means "and" , and by the context of 18th century literature, and other documents, th math ot bear, means not bear and math meaning, "against the law and therefore, not allowed

    • @Allnightgamer25
      @Allnightgamer25 Před 10 lety +1

      ***** lol, make up something on the interweb, and everyone believes it

  • @shiningmissingno.8788
    @shiningmissingno.8788 Před 9 lety +22

    what the hell. he just stood there and watched his daughter get eaten. I wouldn't be worried about my own life at the point. time to kick some teddy ass!

  • @AshleyKagamine7
    @AshleyKagamine7 Před 10 lety +11

    The way the bear is zooming in is making me very uncomfortable.

  • @ninadita1
    @ninadita1 Před 9 lety +10

    **Burns All Stuffed Bears I have**

  • @ratvaporizer1
    @ratvaporizer1 Před 9 lety +9

    Sees video:meh
    Toaster finishes: *calls swat team, burns down house*

  • @dmitrijin9180
    @dmitrijin9180 Před 10 lety +30

    i would set the bear aflame

  • @thepr0ject448
    @thepr0ject448 Před 10 lety +15

    1,2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9......10, that should complete the bonfire. wait where is the 11th teddy.. god damnit. well im moving.

  • @kylehill9981
    @kylehill9981 Před 10 lety +8

    me being from Louisiana heard 'elderly black woman' and automatically assumed voodoo magic was used on the bear 0.0 i'm broken.

  • @superfuzycat1
    @superfuzycat1 Před 9 lety +17

    Then the Huskie was pooped out and smile dog was born

  • @ermweezer
    @ermweezer Před 10 lety +8

    Gee I didn't know stuffed animals had a digestive system ;-;

  • @mackenziejordan3104
    @mackenziejordan3104 Před 8 lety +29

    If I was the bear: SCREW CINDY I WANT BURGER KING

  • @dennisr6404
    @dennisr6404 Před 8 lety +30

    Me: ... *hugs all nearby stuffed animals*
    *all of them slipped out of my arms except for the bear*
    Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    • @lemonlyautumn8047
      @lemonlyautumn8047 Před 8 lety

      hahahaha

    • @kakyoinnoriaki3124
      @kakyoinnoriaki3124 Před 7 lety +2

      Misty The Wolf...ahahahaha...AHAHAHAHAHAHA...also big question...how can u draw so well on a computer...I suck at it...😥 HOW...also...Are u guy or a girl? Not trying to be offensive...but I can't tell? I'm sorry if that was offensive...😥

    • @jpplayzroblox8436
      @jpplayzroblox8436 Před 7 lety

      Captain Hos He is a guy

  • @cloveraj3736
    @cloveraj3736 Před 10 lety +5

    I have this old teddy bear with a yellow bow that I must go beat with a flamethrower now.

  • @jimmygordon715
    @jimmygordon715 Před 10 lety +9

    He could BEARly keep his eyes open

  • @Heartbreaker593537
    @Heartbreaker593537 Před 10 lety +9

    Is that bear moving? It looks like it's nodding, turning, and blinking...

  • @robpontefract3649
    @robpontefract3649 Před 8 lety +4

    that "growl" sounds like Mr. Bean.

  • @mp5160
    @mp5160 Před 9 lety +9

    Teddy gobbled him up huh?
    Tell me Cindy why don't we show teddy what the inside of the fireplace looks like?

  • @zommer12321
    @zommer12321 Před 10 lety +9

    Excuse me while I destroy every single one of my old teddy bears from my childhood. Childhood ruined, right?

    • @yoshivivianna7902
      @yoshivivianna7902 Před 10 lety +1

      I'm burning each one of my thousand of teddy bears that I have. And I'm burying their ashes

    • @zommer12321
      @zommer12321 Před 10 lety +1

      Screw that. I'm gonna burn the ashes!

    • @TrollZambie
      @TrollZambie Před 10 lety +1

      wusses start talking to me when u start burning them in lava

    • @shadow8064
      @shadow8064 Před 6 lety

      MrSnugglekins hey do you know the name of the song at the beginning?

  • @JetblackSn1per
    @JetblackSn1per Před 10 lety +6

    *molotov cocktail
    *lighter
    *drive to build a bear
    c: I just conquered my fear

  • @WolffenBreon
    @WolffenBreon Před 10 lety +12

    me: hey that teddy looks cute
    teddy bear: dats where ya wrong biatch!
    me: OH NO!

    • @FireXConor
      @FireXConor Před 5 lety +1

      Did you get that from pewdiepie?

  • @danbaldwick4853
    @danbaldwick4853 Před 10 lety +7

    Who would have thought a Teddy Bear would be so scary. I wonder if that creepy teddy came from an evil universe.

  • @williamrogers9473
    @williamrogers9473 Před 10 lety +7

    I AM NEVER GETTING MY FUTURE KIDS ANY STUFFED ANIMALS EVER AFTER HEARING THIS!!! O_O O_O O_O

  • @feltalia
    @feltalia Před 10 lety +8

    me: aww a bear :3
    bear: growl
    me: LOL, no.

  • @yahelisrael9837
    @yahelisrael9837 Před 7 lety +8

    who else burst into tears and laughter when the father said of course that bitch does.

  • @MultiJOKER218
    @MultiJOKER218 Před 10 lety +4

    Sooo this dudes divorced and the way he cares for cindy (or sindy if she rolls like that) is sooo heartwarming and sweet!! Much awws such cuteness very sweetful wow :)

  • @badlo3320
    @badlo3320 Před 10 lety +9

    I was sniffing the entire time.... Am i the bear........

  • @drcooliobronson9656
    @drcooliobronson9656 Před 10 lety +7

    The growl is so funny

    • @HiFugly
      @HiFugly Před 4 lety

      That fucking growl freaked me out when I first herad it tbh.

  • @KopfTrommel
    @KopfTrommel Před 10 lety +8

    NOT THE HUSKY NOOOOO!!!! ;_;

  • @DeadlyImpact1000
    @DeadlyImpact1000 Před 10 lety +5

    Little girl: Oh, hey daddy...this is Teddy...."Holds up teddy bear" Teddy this is daddy!
    Me: "leans in" Hey little guy...
    Teddy: Sup....
    Me: Hehe....W~Wait....D~Did you just............T~T~Ta......"Runs back out of the room and slams into the wall" AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!

  • @DrTrollable
    @DrTrollable Před 10 lety +6

    Right about here is where you grab the flamethrower.

  • @wandiwoo
    @wandiwoo Před 10 lety +7

    I have like five stuffed bears on my bed.I love them all its just....I hope none of them are a monster xD

  • @Narutofan168
    @Narutofan168 Před 9 lety +3

    "How much for the stuffed puppy and bear toys?"
    "Oh, I don't own the bear - I don't even know where it came from. But I'll tell you what, you get the stuffed puppy toy and we'll throw in the bear for free."
    "...Nnnope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. C'mon, Cindy, we're going to Toys R Us, where we know won't sell us anything that just mysteriously appears there."
    I don't remember if it's in your creepypasta survival guide, but avoiding garage/yard sales, pawn shops, or any kind of market place that gives off an ominous vibe in general should definitely be one of your survival rules. Even if it isn't something that just mysteriously appears on display, it's still a pre-owned item that's being sold for a reason.

  • @davidhorn5605
    @davidhorn5605 Před 9 lety +4

    That "growl" sounds like someone struggling to gargle water

    • @lemonhscott7667
      @lemonhscott7667 Před 9 lety

      No it sounds more like Raggle fraggle Raggle fraggle gargle blargle arrrrrr

    • @verydumbkid4568
      @verydumbkid4568 Před 9 lety

      Sounds more like a grumpy man from a cartoon talking

  • @xlilbunny
    @xlilbunny Před 10 lety +5

    That bears growl in the background holy fuuck.

  • @xxangelsofchaosxx
    @xxangelsofchaosxx Před 10 lety +5

    NO! D:<
    YOU SCROLL BACK UP AND LOOK THAT BEAR IN THE EYE LIKE A MAN DAMNIT!!!

  • @shadowbladegotenks
    @shadowbladegotenks Před 10 lety +8

    that bear is creeping me out!

    • @patriciataberbolding7622
      @patriciataberbolding7622 Před 10 lety

      I know right i mean its getting closer and closer through the whole thing creeepy O()O

    • @katelynbodiford5680
      @katelynbodiford5680 Před 5 lety

      @@patriciataberbolding7622
      And he's getting closer and closer and closer.

  • @ZLeonheart
    @ZLeonheart Před 10 lety +3

    The growl sounded like the ones Mr. Bean does for his Teddy~ XD

  • @lemonhscott7667
    @lemonhscott7667 Před 9 lety +12

    The poor girl played xbox she had so much potential for when she was older all the guys would've found that incredibly attractive

  • @RazzSashimi
    @RazzSashimi Před 10 lety +3

    those bear sounds thou lol wonderful

  • @luciamalvone3763
    @luciamalvone3763 Před 10 lety +2

    O-0 Having no lollipops is the most terrifying thing on earth, but now its a competition between no lollipops and evil teddy bears who eat people and take over the world... nope, no lollipops is WAY scarier than that :3

  • @inannaenigma9391
    @inannaenigma9391 Před 8 lety +17

    First thing I'm going to do with ANY toy my kids pick up at a garage sale is smudge that thing down and perform a casual exorcism on it, then place on some charms or sew in a few crystals. Ya' know, just so I don't have to worry about my kid consorting with demons or what not.

    • @brandonrandles1997
      @brandonrandles1997 Před 8 lety

      i would never, all toys are just toys

    • @ButlerIrene
      @ButlerIrene Před 7 lety

      They were kidding, you're clearly very young.

    • @brandonrandles1997
      @brandonrandles1997 Před 7 lety

      i'm 18 dumb fuck

    • @inannaenigma9391
      @inannaenigma9391 Před 7 lety +1

      bloodiemane vlogs Point proven.

    • @ButlerIrene
      @ButlerIrene Před 7 lety

      Wow, very mature. Y'know, I thought you were lying, but I checked out your channel. It was very depressing to find out you weren't lying. The fact that you would call me a dumb fuck is astonishing, because you somehow just took one of the most obvious jokes I've ever seen seriously. Any other pathetic regurgitations you'd like to spit my way?

  • @EmmaDownsMusic
    @EmmaDownsMusic Před 9 lety +9

    Why are single parents in these things always dads and the kids always daughters? 0_o Just something I have noticed. There should be one with like twelve children and a single grandmother barkeeper with a spunky outlook on life. And some eccentric neighbor who is convinced the kids are fake. Write this please. I will love you forever.

  • @Elosva
    @Elosva Před 10 lety +6

    am i the only person who laughed when i heard the bears "growl"

  • @theoblivious
    @theoblivious Před 10 lety

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! The little "bit of blood" part actually caused me to recoil. Well done.

  • @ceankish3056
    @ceankish3056 Před 10 lety +2

    mrcreepypasta is:
    1.badass
    2.scary
    3.AWESOME!

  • @aliciajohnson5658
    @aliciajohnson5658 Před 10 lety +10

    Wtf u fricking ran away after ur daughter was eaten????? >:/ not cool bro

  • @emilykortz9950
    @emilykortz9950 Před 10 lety +3

    Its so creepy how the video just zooms in closer and closer into the bears eyes.. O.O HELP.

  • @thatonedoggo9458
    @thatonedoggo9458 Před 8 lety +3

    Who would want to roast that thing to bits after looking at that picture for 17mins and... 1 second...

    • @thatonedoggo9458
      @thatonedoggo9458 Před 8 lety +1

      13:20 "ahhh i must be half asleep"
      F*CK YOU! BURN THAT BEAR!

  • @mscoraline1998
    @mscoraline1998 Před 10 lety +7

    Elijah wood...? is that you...? ō.ō

  • @TheJustwatchit
    @TheJustwatchit Před 10 lety +3

    A summoner has been slain, double kill.

  • @CodyLeeElliott
    @CodyLeeElliott Před 11 lety +3

    The bear had a supernatural ability to paralyze his victims when they caught his gaze. This was mentioned clearly in the story. That was part of the horror--that he could do nothing to save his daughter.

  • @YaeGalvus
    @YaeGalvus Před 10 lety +6

    Is it just me but does the gurgling sounds like Mr bean?

  • @sgtslime5560
    @sgtslime5560 Před 9 lety +2

    If I was the main character and heard my daughter say "Teddy gobbled him up", there would be man nopes that day.

  • @DocterWaffles
    @DocterWaffles Před 10 lety +5

    Naughty Bear, much?

  • @Kingston997
    @Kingston997 Před 10 lety +7

    puts a new twist to the movie ted

  • @xunagiri
    @xunagiri Před 8 lety +2

    And what is the dad doing. Oh you know, just... WATCHING HIS OWN DAUGHTER GET SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY DEVOURED WHILE... eating his nightime snack! Yay!

    • @xunagiri
      @xunagiri Před 8 lety +2

      what a great dad! "No" flaws!

  • @terrastro3697
    @terrastro3697 Před 9 lety

    that growling-noise you made scared me more than it probably should have.

  • @toriecstacy7157
    @toriecstacy7157 Před 10 lety +7

    "of course that bitch does" XD

  • @laurahinshaw3876
    @laurahinshaw3876 Před 9 lety +3

    The dad says "of course that bitch does " hahaha

  • @unnamed2040
    @unnamed2040 Před 7 lety +2

    That's not growling, that's just a rumbly in your tummy! How about you eat that teddy you bought yesterday?

  • @ChezzvanderVos96
    @ChezzvanderVos96 Před 11 lety +1

    I'm watching this while tidying my bedroom. I keep getting really scared and not wanting to be home alone >.

  • @SlothArchivee
    @SlothArchivee Před 10 lety +6

    I wanna buy this teddy bear, and give it to some people I know >:3

  • @alexgagnon8402
    @alexgagnon8402 Před 10 lety +9

    The comments are safe we have cookies and hot chocolate.

  • @brianapillar1319
    @brianapillar1319 Před 10 lety +2

    gee who knew stuffed animals could be so creppy

  • @dachiwave1379
    @dachiwave1379 Před 8 lety +2

    Me:*Looks Behind him* Okay... *Sees the Punky the Teddy* Oh HELL no! *Runs to the Kitchen with Full speed* Where is it?!!? *Gets the Meat cutter Axe,Runs back at the Room,And cuts the Bear's head off,Then Cuts him into bits,then Sighs..Goes to bed* Well thats done...!

  • @RockMetalFan345
    @RockMetalFan345 Před 10 lety +7

    Teddy-fuckin'-Ruckspin ._.

    • @transgenderz
      @transgenderz Před 10 lety +2

      THIS IS THE END
      MY CUDDLY FRIEND

    • @flockytockywoknot
      @flockytockywoknot Před 10 lety

      ***** My lil stuffed dog "doggy" is now in the bin I had that teddy all my life!!! :(

    • @MrInfamousBanana
      @MrInfamousBanana Před 10 lety

      Say that one more time 0-0

  • @3rdDegreeBurNzz
    @3rdDegreeBurNzz Před 9 lety +5

    I'm more curious to know why he hates the girl's Mom so much

    • @Henroin
      @Henroin Před 8 lety +1

      +Berzerkerhakijedi rufiothibodeaux sorry but can you explain that

    • @smartvulpix
      @smartvulpix Před 8 lety +1

      +Apollo Well, at the very beginning he does say the word 'Adorable' was "Something she probably picked up from her mother describing the gifts from her new boyfriend." It sounds like since they've separated she brags to him how the guy takes care of her or something.

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 Před 8 lety +1

      +Apollo Divorce sucks, and often times people go through stages when it comes to the end of relationships. This guy is probably in the anger stage. He kind of has a right to be. He only sees his daughter on the weekends, he has to pay the mother alimony and child support, the mother gets the house and a new man, while the guy gets shafted. I'd be angry too.

  • @senseisquid2845
    @senseisquid2845 Před 8 lety +1

    so basically, full grown man lets himself get killed by a teddy bear? good job.

  • @xxDemonLalamixx
    @xxDemonLalamixx Před 10 lety +1

    Leave it to creepypasta stories to never give any children mercy. Haha but good story though. I love the part where Travis is like, "Of course that bitch does. Why not give away all the toys dad buys."xD

  • @ezranightengale1971
    @ezranightengale1971 Před 10 lety +4

    Ok bro WTH do you smoke? No offense the shit is brilliant

  • @rafaeltrivino1790
    @rafaeltrivino1790 Před 9 lety +2

    "Then I told my daughter to come to me and leave the bear and
    with the fury of all 80's action movies I sent the bear to hell with my
    flamethrower/assault rifle/grenade launcher."

  • @DasSpaceAce
    @DasSpaceAce Před 10 lety +2

    Usually evil spirits or demons prefer dolls, mainly porcelain ones. That''s not to say that they can't inhabit other toys ( see Annabelle as an example ). Very well written. I may look into this gentleman's book....

  • @CelaniSello
    @CelaniSello Před 10 lety +4

    well...now to go to the nearest store and buy a flamethrower and set any teddy bears on fire....anyone know where to buy said flamethrower? xD

    • @esseubot
      @esseubot Před 10 lety +5

      well sir, i dont remenber having this flamethrower here, lets make a deal, you buy the pistol by 1 and a half dollar and i give you the flamethrower?

  • @primebird1256
    @primebird1256 Před 10 lety +4

    LOL the bear was sniffing on Travis's marijuana

  • @WhiteManOnCampus
    @WhiteManOnCampus Před 7 lety

    This sort of thing always depresses me because I met my favorite childhood bear at a garage sale. She always made me feel better and I'm keeping her vacuum-sealed for my future kids.

  • @MrAutobotsideswipe
    @MrAutobotsideswipe Před 11 lety

    The pure "nope" in that picture is astounding

  • @imunfunny1170
    @imunfunny1170 Před 8 lety +3

    If that was my kid I would had knock of that bears block off before she got eaten.

  • @alexanderpowles6005
    @alexanderpowles6005 Před 8 lety +4

    Why do all the kids die man

  • @NefariousDreary
    @NefariousDreary Před 10 lety

    WOW. Now THIS is a haunted doll story! BRAVO!

  • @ashleigh8728
    @ashleigh8728 Před 10 lety

    8:05 "...it was not a sniffing sound, but a rather distinct Mr. Bean mumbling in the distance..."

  • @nickstrobelight7804
    @nickstrobelight7804 Před 10 lety +3

    *Looks at collection of teddy bears at the end of the bed*
    ... WELL FUCK

    • @mr.reaper4779
      @mr.reaper4779 Před 10 lety

      hehehe... better get the chainsaws and bear traps, because they will feed on you like I feed on every little mistake of a person's life.

    • @thepr0ject448
      @thepr0ject448 Před 10 lety

      I looked at your comment and laughed my ass off

  • @gagejacobs2426
    @gagejacobs2426 Před 10 lety +4

    Nooooooo Huskey

  • @ynnhojnossrettep3942
    @ynnhojnossrettep3942 Před 10 lety

    omg the growl sound was amazing! xD

  • @chananzaldo5386
    @chananzaldo5386 Před 8 lety +1

    "daddy this is an ugly ass teddy, ugly ass teddy this is daddy."

  • @zeeklugo6210
    @zeeklugo6210 Před 10 lety +5

    Did he die or something

    • @MyHungryWidow
      @MyHungryWidow Před 10 lety

      *gets up and walks to the window with a sigh*
      *walks out window and fall onto grass*
      I STILL GOT THE JOKE,BUT.....