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Technoblade having HUGE brain for 10 minutes straight
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- čas přidán 27. 01. 2021
- Some of Technoblade's funniest and best clips.
Thanks to a few videos that i saw for giving me the idea/clips to use to make this video, @RandomHumanYT- / @aviaidan
Im testing a theory :)
Technoblade: slavery is bad 0:50
Also Technoblade: if hypixel has taught me anything, it's that if you have a problem, the answer, is slavery
the duality of man
big difference
child slavery=good
adult slavery=not good
@@pig497 ok that makes more sense
He didn't say it's a good answer
His statement is hard to dispute
When the smart kid and the cool kid are the same person.
Which is funny because when he talks about irl school he seems to be the opposite in real life
@@prodigy1654 Exactly
Ha 777 likes.
I feel like he was the kid/smart kid that was thought kind of cold and underestimated-
@@-randomuser-4897 no, he talked about it himself
The scary thing about the "I STUDIED THE FLIGHT PATTERNS WHILE YOU GUYS WERE OUT HAVING FRIENDS" is that.... he would do that if he wanted to....
Adhd mood: hyperfixate on flight patterns instead of having a social life
@@dragxxn2541 yeah lmao XD
The best part of the first one is the Antarctic Empire owned everything but Antarctica
Wait....
They called it the Antarctic empire because it was easier to name all the things they didnt own
@@curare6373 lmao
IKR!
Smart, cool, FUSION!!!!11!!!!1
Germany: fails to take over the world
Technoblade: *pathetic*
The Antarctic Empire: *i will complete your quest*
Technoblade: so i took that personality
Germany wasn't even the only country taking up land during WWII.
My favorite quote from technoblade is “spontaneously become intelligent”
My favourite is "I am incapable of death" or "Lucky? Yeah I'm pretty lucky because I was born TECHNOBLADE!"
Mime is: Would he betray me? (*Scream and almost falls into lava*) It's fiiime (*screams and gets hit by giant pig* ) it's fiii-..I don't even want to know what mob that i!- (almost falls to lava again and screams).. because it's fiiiine~
@@kamishy_Art mime is ?! MIME IS?
@@Bismarck-S tape knowi what I fcan see
Li what y
When did he say that?
Alternate title: Techno being a total Gifted Kid and Being College Educated
A nerd
@@lalo5318 neeeerrd
neeeerrd
He dropped out of college
@@itsazzy1703 imagine dropping out of college and still being a nerd
8:07
"when you are close to your enemies, make them think you are far away, and when you are far away from your enemies, make them think you are close"
-Sun Tzu - the art of war
I mean that's just obvious.
“ I’m comparing him to Nazi Germany “
I love the world
I've gotten you to 69 likes :)
technoblades entire life is just a "technoblade being main character for 21 years straight"
22 years straight now
*Ranboo has entered the chat*
7:42 And This little piggy said WeeWeeWee all the way to victory
Video nameeee
You mean, Weectory
@@calamity9369 Victowee
That trial with Wilbur was my first impression of Wilbur, which was really sad actually because it was an entirely one-sided trial doesn't seem like a very good first impression.
techno's smp earth stream was my first encounter with tommy
Same haha but my first impression of mrbeast was dreams manhunt with him so....
my first impression of dream was the height of the disc wars on his SMP so ya that made him look soo good in my eyes (didn't help that i didnt know it was just lore and not actual shit)
@@sunflower8227 well i mean thats a pretty good first impression of content tommy
@@mcmonkey26
funny thing is, short after i discovered the dream smp and i think just now i realized that it was tommy from smp earth
4:13
Actually you can figure it out even without hearing the keys. He literally says "One of these says win" *types* "And one of these says lose" *types*
He literally told you what he typed
Not Skeppy’s greatest moment
Alternate title: Techno being smarter than everyone for 10 minutes straight.
I can see how this man is an English major and also this makes me question Ludwig's degree legitimacy
Techno trolling Skeppy in parkour is still one of my favorite videos ever
3:41 hueehh
THE CUT OFF SCREAM AT 3:54 XD
PLEASE IT'S MY FAVORITE CILP OUT OF THIS WHOLE VIDEO XD
this is a man who truly understands that the enemy's gate is always down.
That particular tactic does sound like something Techno would come up with, ngl.
1:19 I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
nostalgia 100
@@athena4969 I buyed skyrim in the nintendo switch(because I sold my XBOX 360 with skyrim) , idk if that was the best or worst thing that ever happend to me tbh.
@@thedipermontshow yea i first played on xbox 360 but played again on pc tho around a year or 2 ago
Technoblade and Wilbur know alot about Skyrim so that's funnier lol
Ontological statement of the play as a whole. In simple terms, broken down, ontology is a branch of philosophy, like epistemology but epistemology is the study of how to get to knowledge. Ontology is the science of what actually is, and the kind of structures of objects. In saying this, Technoblade decided to complicate saying “the disclosure of what the play is as a whole.”
“wheeeee”
- Sun Tzu, Art of War
8:51
It sounds like 2 different people
"Technoblade having a HUGE BRAIN"
his laugh is gold
I love his laugh he sounds like a fox
7:39
Technoblade repeatedly says “yes” in french
I've seen some pvp plays by techno and dream and everyone says dream is better at making smart plays but dream usually plans out his plays like in the manhunt series and sometimes I feel like he just lies about his explanation, but I've seen techno do some of the smartest shit ever in like a nanosecond, I remember in bedwars he was near the edge of his island and he got hit and he started to attack back but to not knocked off he crouched and hit the player back and killed them, it all happened in like 3 seconds
Both of them are good players.
Depends on what people see them each.
@@chocolatenotsochocolate450 ye
Tbh thanks for subtitling it. As a curious person also english was not my first language, I don't know what he said when he pronounced "ontological" and "cynicism". With the subs I was able to google it. Thank you 😆
I'm still so confused by what ontological means
oh what he means by "I think it deeply reflects the ontological statement of the play as a whole" basically means: I think that by them bridging over it intensely shows the place they will end up by doing the whole process of bridging other and eventually getting killed. (I may be horribly wrong tho)
Alternate title: Technoblade having Huge brain to the dismay of his friends for 10 minutes
Every time I write an essay I always watch technoblade and look up words he uses
Techno content pog
5:20 well that did age like a fine wine
Its official when techno speaks in the past like thy, shall, etc. he is big brain
5:55 *me, not native english speaker*:
dying from confusion :')
Techno being a nerd for 10:53 minutes.
Sounds fun
(this isn't a timestamp :)
“minutes”
Still clicked on it
@@lonelyscarab1670 same
@@lonelyscarab1670 same
But it is a time stamp lol
that laugh at 8:50 doe
8:52 what was that high pitch laugh fron technoblade
"I subtitled that, subscribe for dedication"
The world's laziest human
4:12 well its really just common sense
This video is actually from another channel he just copied the video. The channel is RandomHumanYT
that's basically what IQ is...
THE DEDICATION for subtitling all of that 😑 NOICE
9:03
This guy actually used clips from MY compilation. That’s my subtitles actually
All of the bold white captions are MY CAPTIONS
@@Aviaidan Bruh :DDD feels bad (srr than)
When you talk about iq and use “to” instead of “too”
2:15 ok this was chat but it’s still a good play.
0:53 "slavery is bad" yeah lets just completely forget about skyblock minions
u know there is Irene Adler's quote- "Brainy is the new sexy" 😎
totally applies here XD
(from Netflix Sherlock)
your outro is one of my favourite songs, wasn't expecting to hear it there lol
"That man just shot God"
-Technoblade Dec 18 2019
This went from brains to besting Skeppy
"That man just shot God"
9:13
Im not the only one who screenshot that, right?😊
subbed for dedication on subtitles
It seems as though I can be classified as INTELLIGENT YAS
I fucking love this man
Good stuff can you do one with Tommy and techno clips😁
I have a Tommy and Techno compilation on my channel
"If you look at the arrow it appears to be from it shot from behind it entered the back of his knee wich would suggest thag it was actually from Jury's side...."
WHAT A HUGE BRAIN!
techno: *teleports behind you* you know I can hear you type?
skeppy: o_O
The best part about 5:08 is that he now streams more than uploading
The clip where he says weee all the time is just me in every game😂
WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! _ Sun Zu, the art of war.
Sounds legit
Techno just making everything into a metaphor and looking for the deeper in things is just me I love being really smart
His genius is... it's almost frightening.
Love the Resonance outro!
Thanks!
My favorite is the skeppy moment lol.
subscribed for dedication
8:22 that poor baby who couldn't understand theoretical physics
"This child better learn those equation right NOW or else I don't know what I'm gonna do to that baby"
~The Blade
The Penguin Pile Up background music brought back MEMORIES oh my goodness
I appreciate this video more than what it’s compared to
THE INTROOO!!!
3:54 That Scream though. Priceless.
*puts techno's entire channel*
At the end I understood all of that
the reason i love techno is that he is 1. sarcastic 2. has such a deep voice but makes 14yo jokes
he called dibs
3:20 "I'm just too smart for this" - the subtitles while spelling 'too' wrong
“When u go up there with nothing but ur bare fists and start punching ur problems in the face they just don’t respond.”
1:05 Dang, Technoblade competing with my History teacher right there.
I just knew the sign thing was based on the taps, it was too obvious 😂
If you wish to outsmart me you must train for another 100 years…
Technoblade never dies
Just put the entire potato war in here
I legitimately subscribed for dedication
If you’re talking about 9:03 , I wanna say that this guy used clips from MY compilation. Those are MY SUBTITLES
@@Aviaidan oop gonna take my subscription then
ya dude im sorry, i didnt think this video would get this many views and i was bored so i made this, i will put your link in the description
@@miniquasar7469 where is the link?!!
@@SubToEPG1 in the description lol
when techno is doing parkour he looks at the map and looks for a easier solution to get over the other side
Techno will teach me history
When technoblade did the "/top" command to go on top and hit the person off. He didn't have the idea of doing it, Chris's chat had the idea I believe
5:32
This is my favorite technoblade quote
and then it was the recording
he is so smart i could never
This man used to be a English major he can’t be stopped
4:24 bro i was thinking the exact same thing techno was when i just saw this, just listen to the key presses
technoblade just going: WEE WEE WEE just cracked me up
“To bad” you clear don’t
I have watched all his videos and have seen all of these
TECHNOBRAIN
"to bad" someone is jealous of technoblade's intelligence
the parcour be like:
Around the maginot
Smart boi
7:41 POV: You started to play TABG
Mmmmmm history (:
rip techno he was a legend
He has huge brain all the time
8:52 I'm getting war criminal vibes
Trinston was here.
Techno is my new comfort youtuber😄
This could easily be an hour long