Instagram is So Deep!
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2024
- Instagram tries and fails to be deep.
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Outro song: • Nyhtian - Go [feat. Mi...
Bruh... we literally live in a society. I’m shaking
That was so inspiring man. I never knew that we lived in a society up until this very point.
You're cute
damn, you just changed the way I see the world.
w o a h
Woah I thought they didn’t exist
5:57 Don’t joke about this mate. “I Be Flossin” really speaks to my soul.
Same
_Right?_ _So rude._
I know , it’s so disrespectful ... it really gives me the feels. It speaks directly to my soul , and it’s effecting me in an emotional way that he’s joking about this.
Your a dentist?
i know right !! 😭😭😭
Song: *I be Flossin*
Dentist: *becomes emotionally attached to song*
They didn't invite me, but das okay
Deep instagram: phones are bad and people are addicted
Posts it on a MOBILE app
Hypocrisy...
_That’s how the mafia works._
U posting it with mobile app too
@@suncib3913 so..?
*_Omg you're right. Let's post this on a book_*
This video is deep, but the lack of burger bear is deeper...
Bearger
The hole in a pringles can is even deeper
I can see Adele rolling in it.
Rip burger bear
“Students today depend upon paper too much. They don’t know how to write on a slate without getting chalk dust all over themselves. They can’t clean a slate properly. What will they do when they run out of paper?” Principals Association, 1815
ok
The Confusing Riddle Why cringe?
“Old people have literally have been complaining about anything new since forever” -Everyone who’s ever been right
I read once that parents were concerned that when cars were invented that teens were driving around in them too much
@@bigdumby6915 *new
Song: *I be Flossin* 🎵
Me: *becomes emotionally unstable*
This deserves more likes
@@Haxan_bm yes
*i be emotionally unstable*
Doodledan? Like in rSlash's server WHATUP MY DUDE
I'm crying and shaking rn
Ugh I'm so addicted to google drive. Just organizing all my files and documents just gets my juices flowing, man.
Behomie, this is an intervention. You need to stop using Google Drive, it's destroying your life
AadstaPinwheel b-but my documents and files, man.
I'm sorry, but this is what's best for you.
My grandfather saw me on google drive and then he fucking stabbed me. He told me "Back in my day, we lived in villages, and we had to survive numerous napalms and viet cong attacks. Nowadays, you fuckers just go on google drive and waste your life there! Disgraceful!"
@@Pigninjius stabbing means love
A girl in my class asked:
“Humans are evolving constantly, right?
Does that mean that in a hundred years, our necks will be bent over because we keep staring at our phones?”
The whole class got silent out of cringing.
I myself, cringed really hard, I could see the cringe in my teacher's eyes.
How did she get into that class
to be fair she is right in that first sentence but ew.
@@iiregulusii she is not, humans stopped evolving a while ago, since we dont need our bodies to adapt to our cicumstances, rather we invent things to help us
@@tifawockhardt nothing just "stops evolving" this is includes humans, whats your source that humans stopped evolving long ago?
@@iiregulusiii made it up
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Yeah fuck those kids playing Fortnite on their phones. I'm a real man! I read the Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf all day every day!
What happened to your R?
Is your R key broken
Is your R key broken
Is your R key broken
My favorite is the Slazo photo on the shelf, just silently passing judgement over your shoulder
Deeeeep...
Funnily enough all of these posts are on instagram and the whole purpose of those "deep" accounts is to gain followers and likes. And people who see that stuff ON INSTAGRAM think "Haha so relateable I'm not addicted to phones. I read books. I'm smart" then like the picture and scroll for several more hours.
Guys guys, I just read a full paragraph of Catcher in the Rye! Am I smarter than those filthy phone users now?
Stfu
@@Pigninjius Yes
@@Pigninjius
I just read a full chapter of The Day My Butt Went Psycho. I'm officially smarter than you now, you stinky little phone user UwU.
Damn thats deeep.
When you’re so deep you read BOOKS on your PHONE about FAKE LOVE 😎
Wait. Thats illegal
Wattpad?
oh u mean MiLk AnD hOnEy
@@Josue-mv2fo Definitely Wattpad. ^_^
aH tHat'S hOt
Everyone wants do go to heaven
But no one wants to die
-Rodrick h smokes dank
"Everyone wants to go to heaven,
But no-one wants to die
-Rodrick H smokes dank"
-gling
@Almond Knight . ' that one alien with horns in the background of that one bar in the planet of tatooine in star wars wants to go to heaven but doesn't want to die '
-me
I appreciate the fact that Slazo has the hamster set to his background on his phone.
oof I was getting worried slaz wasn't uploading
fresh great vids dude :3
Oh look its the aesthetic boi fresh
But is Slazo aesthetic?
That's not very aesthetic boi of you fresh bb
Connor Simpson I’d say he’s got the most aesthetic water in the game
i’ve been sober for 3 days now. but i still need to quit my google drive addiction
I wish you the best of luck bro. I'm on a week and going strong 💪
Love yourself you can fight the addiction😍
Phone bad book good
We support you
I have a google translate addiction
I have a pornhub addiction
Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Godspeed 😤👊
Wow that photo of yourself in the backgroung is *nice*
I know q
Rip Old Slazo
*Ego so big you got a framed picture of yourself*
Next to a big light-up sign that just says: ME.
@@tevenpowell8023 exactly
MEGA OOF
Lmaoooo
But he’s silly in da pic dummy
*stabs man 22 times*
I love you
Pedrinho matador
This is deeper than the pits of despair you will descend to going on Instagram
When one comment isn’t enough. Lol imagine just 20 different comments on this video
hope vs despair
being here junko enoshima joins the chat
dumb why Junko??
Living for that Princess bride reference
Slazo: turns on lighting and camera
Us:
Slazo: *oh hi I didn't see you there*
Arun Singh #124*
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki what?
Oh yeah yeah you know the drill
That's sooo deep!!!!!!
There is a 50/50 chance the "me" light letters on the back left shelf actually say "meme" and we just can't see it
No,they say Fuck me
Slazo is a Sub
Instagram is deeper than an ocean.
Maybe it's even more deeper.
this is deeper than the abyss from Made In Abyss by Akihito Tsukushi (2017)
@@akihito8247 this is even deeper than you mom.....
@@jbetfifty5904 you got me
69 likes
*Everybody wants to park their car in the shade...but nobody wants to plant a tree*
**Up Next: The Absolute Size Of InStAGrAm**
the absolute size of pewd
Yes
Oh yeah yeah
BIG ONCE #122*
Mr. Meme Man #123*
"better than addicted to fake love"
"You're so sick of that fake love????"
yess i thought this tooo
wow the hamster meme on the phone thing killed me 0:55
*What if I read on my phone?* I consider it a very good thing to do because it saves money and you can find some pretty great stories for free on some sites.
Wait no that’s not true
@@samperson8397 How so? Wasting paper. We could easily post/publish/purchase stories and books on the internet, saves the trouble of hurting them ol' trees.
I suppose you’re right, but the production of iPhones involves unsafe cobalt mines, which often house children
Beef Burger but imagine like a *ton* of books inside ONE phone, it’s debatable which one is worse, but in general, having access to thousands of stories via one device as opposed to printing a huge amount of a single book let alone A LARGE NUMBER OF DIFFERENT BOOKS, OF WHICH EACH ONE WILL BE PRINTED (LIKELY) OVER AT LEAST 500 COPIES. Personally, I believe phones, in that sense, are better. But you’re totally entitled to your opinion!! I can definitely understand your view on it, it’s *horrible* how these companies are like... feeding into a terrible system involving the oppression of a people, so that really really sucks. But my view on it is that killing our planet is something that needs to stop, otherwise EVERYONE will one day not be able to live on this earth. And that’s scary...
I mean, I’m not trying to get into a debate or anything, sorry. I understand that sometimes my wording may come across as argumentative or rude, so I apologize for that. Anyway, have a good day, fellow commenter.
Beef Burger also, Jesus, this reply was late, sorry about that
Girl: *kills my cat*
"Yeh she is in love with you"
13 year old girl: omg this page is so deep and no one can prove otherwise
Slazo: hold my beer
Dislike
You have 69 likes
Pewdiepie gave a shout out to slazo in his book review video :D
Ikr I was like
Dann that's deep
XD
Can you link the video? I couldn't find it.
Yeah, I was surprised that didn't get mentioned!
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real
ikr
Justin why
If all places to find you
Justin because
*brain explodes*
"When's the last time you even used Google+?" - This implies that there was a time that any of us had used Google+ at all. Also come on, I was so psyched for those dances!!
Nigga doesn't CZcams use Google+?
Google plus was my main social media for like 2 years, and compared to Instagram and Facebook and other social medias, G+ was alot easier to use and had better communities.
I mix it
This is so *DEEP* I'm shaking and
Watching this on my book right
Now
Not as deep as my depression
Emre Sengul #121*
I thought you would've had a lot more likes and comments to be honest.
WHY DO I KEEP ON SEEING YOU ON RANDOM DIFFERENT VIDEOS
Don’t be sad domino man ☹️
Deepression
My deadass biology teacher actually showed us one of the PBBG compilations on facebook. I hope i was joking.
I'm assuming you mean, I wish I was joking.
Not to be an arse. Just trying to help
He laughs at you now because you're a teenager, but you shall laugh at him because he uses facebook.
The funniest part is that she said that i didn't understand the 'deep meaning'.
@@angeldarke8429 english is not my first language, so thanks for helping me out.
“Who even uses Google+ anymore??”
Me,nervously : yeah,,,,who could be using that trash,,,,
Why do you use it I don't understand
Google Plus should've shut down by Now though?
@@enderkatze6129 it's shutting down in April.
It was a good place. Im so sex
I used it for changing my username lol. Wait what do you even use it for
If she files a restraining order against you, she just wants to spend more time with you!
0:54 best screen saver
I am 14, and this is deep
i exist, and i fist deep
I am 16 and i am that friend that never says no to food
I’m 16 and this is very epic
I'm dead and I'm addicted to Google+ 😩👌
I am 15 and this is yeet
Sorry for my tardiness, I've been busy looking at deep Instagram posts
But... what if I read books on my phone
The optimal strategy is to connect to the internet using books
Yo what the fuck
Eee
*INTO THE GALLOWS WITH YOU!*
This dude livin in 2069
This is deep
Bottom text
OMG IM SHAKING AND CRYING RN
_This speaks to my soul._
No they liked because the account was Rodrick H Smokes Dank
Is Instagram deep?
_Well, yes. But actually no_
i see you everywhere. r u related to justin y?
You literally posted the same thing but with a different question.
what r u talking about? i barely ever reply to comments?
oooh i think i know why. it was prob someone else with the same profile pic
@@OnlyV1per I don't think he's talking to you...
THIS GUY'S SARCASM IS ON RYAN REYNOLD'S LEVEL
It you don't know you damn well should know
R.I.P. Google+
(2011 - 2019)
“Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die”
Actually It’s a line from a song by Bring Me The Horizon
“But what if we read books on our phones?”
*_FBI OPEN UP_*
more like instagram is so DERP! aMiRiTe?
Cuestar what are you doing here?
CUE!
one more joke like this, and i am ending this
Cue what the fuck
Rawr XD so funny
if you're stabbed in the head then the stabber loved you
but then you go to heaven
*but u no want die*
**Stabs you in the skull**
no homo tho
Yeah, but did you know that Lele Pons is latina???
Omg wtf I would've never guessed!!
@@IvefoundthetruthonMay yeah it's crazy man
Lisa K. Ok
r/im14andleleponsislatina
🆆🅸🅻🅳
"When was the last time you used google plus??"
*Sweats over my lost home which I miss so much where I made all the friends I can actually trust*
OMFG, THAT'S ACTUALLY ME ;-;
Ah how much I miss le red spy
The stars are flat
Your welcome for this deep comment
*ÝØŰ'ŘË
Hello Anya
Im welcome for this deep comment
my dad joke lvl is strong
3:35 85k emos probably bc that's also part of a bmth song lol
o hi there
i feel exposed
Sad
Xxxtinct
8:22 would have been a good time for an audible sponsorship
Thanks for the 2 tik tok ads
Complains about technology
Let me just post this on instagram
@@mango8616 yes indeed
Why is no one talking about the fact he has a framed picture of himself looking like someone stole his parking space in the background
Slazo is a genuine content creator. Thanks for all your hard work, keep it up mate!
when you said " I'm pond scum" I thought you said "I'm a pornstar" lmao
Ur PFP is beautiful
Well, hes legal now
Where's your hamburger-bear?! 🍔 🐻
Ruposhi Quddus he overdosed on google plus
its bearger you uncultured fucking swine
PewDiePie mentioned ur name in his book vid 👌👌
this comment is pretty deep
w o a h
bRUH WHEN YOU FIRST SAID FAKE LOVE I THOUGHT OF BTS TOO DHJDJD
輝くshine same 😂
Of course it'd be Slazo to have a photo of himself in the background 😂😂
So deep man it represents how we're all watching our lives unfold man, woooke!
But they used drawing tablets to create these images
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Ok but the "everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die" is a Bring Me The Horizon lyric
RIP w/ Jess & E THANK YOU
i was going to say this too lmfao
So are we just gonna ignore that sexy framed image of Slazo in the background
OkAy
You and Kurtis Conner should do a collab
He also says “phone bad book good”
Didn't realize slazo was my age.. I thought he was like mid-twenties!
_iM aDdiCtEd TO _*_GoOgLe PLuS_*
Wait a second did 50 cent sing I need a dollar?
[ Edit ]
This was a joke
No he didnt
aloe black
@FREdmaN1o7 r/wooooooosh
I have no idea what you're trying to say
No I think it was him and his clone to make 1 dollar
I literally just did nothing for days waiting for your video
In PewDiePie's book review: "this book is recommended by.. slazo"
Slazo's fans: "EEEEEEEEK"
Non slazo's fans: ". "
Wesley Lo deep
I like slazo because he actually view some of the Reddit posts in a different perspective instead of making fun of it like most people do your videos are an inspiration to me!
That one dislike is an Instagram quotes page
Am I scum if I watched this on my phone???
phone bad book good 😤😤😤😣😳👎👎
Yes
I really really like that image on that shelf
*nuts in pants*
You mean OUR image? (Communism ensues)
"she filed a restraining order because she's totally in love with you"
"Shout out to my dignity while it lasted." That's beautiful. XD
Nice job being shouted out on pewds channel
my favourite thing to do is like comments no body has liked yet and make others think they liked their own comment
..get liked on, my dudes
Don't do that
Haha mere mortal! I knew your plans so I liked my comment aswell! So now I...
You made me like my own comment...
Outstanding move
You can stop liking my comments now, thanks
Woah what are you, Satan?
You're not alone
0:54 YOUR LOCK SCREEN OH MY GOD
yes
Wait why?!
I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim.
8:20 top 10 questions scientists still can't answer
that face at the start tho slazo stop scaring me
Yaay dady is back and he looks more depressed than ever
Yaaaaaaay
MINE IS DEAD!!!! YAAAY!!! kill me
The loophole of Instagram ep. 3
Slazo:"Fake love by bts"
Me:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Missed you! Glad to see you back! Love the new location and background!
I’m 14 and this is deeper than my love for god can I get an amen
You Christian or Muslim?
Edit: amen
deep😔
AMEN BROTHER
The commenters will not be able to hide from me.
Except maybe Justin, he’s a bit of a ninja
a m e n
the bts joke literally killed me bye
Same 😂 it came out of nowhere
Ok
camila todoroki Lmao Same I was kinda hoping he would make a BTS Fake Love joke and I’m glad he did 😂
I want all Slazo's hoodies. :(
THAT PICTURE OF PIKACHU RIDING THAT DUDE’S NECK THO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Slazo: Who camps there, at the edge of a cliff?
Me: ...
Me: *_NoOdLe FrOm gOriLlaZ_*
3 seconds in and there is already content aware scale...🤠
Hahahahhaah I just saw something very hideous! I looked in the mirror! But I am the best CZcamsr of this generation so it is all good! Thanks for you attention dear keuka oskley
AxxL what
What
@@AxxLAfriku Ummmm....??? What are you talking about? You sound like a robot trying to be relatable with the youth with self depricating humour
@@AxxLAfriku what are you
Where's Bearger?!
I somehow misread the title as "Ricegum is So Deep!" and my brain went all "mmmhmmhmMM so our boy is getting some action..."
pls shoot me now
...
No, stop
☠
That comment on the xxxtentacion song are lyrics that I thought were super deep when I was 14. Like it was my favorite song for months kddkdospsod
I had to pause the video and cry laughing when I saw the image of him making that fucking face FRAMED on his shelf. I've got to do this, everyone needs a picture of themselves making that expression always watching them.