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  • @irishaviator7513
    @irishaviator7513 Před rokem +1750

    Lithuanian was not a colony do some research bro

    • @ThePepsiCrusader
      @ThePepsiCrusader Před rokem +1303

      Ok Lithuanian

    • @wulfgar6465
      @wulfgar6465 Před rokem +236

      Yeah it was a union of two nations not a colony and it's coloniser. Might want to check up on your knowledge before posting these kinds of vids.

    • @KantiGymBro
      @KantiGymBro Před rokem +368

      @@wulfgar6465 its a joke

    • @grzybbak1088
      @grzybbak1088 Před rokem +106

      🤓

    • @PK-xe6sm
      @PK-xe6sm Před rokem +203

      As a Pole, I can assure you with all certainty that Lithuania wasn't Polish colony. Everyone trying to convince you otherwise either has no clue what they are talking about, or needs professional medical attention.

  • @zvenafnazbalji7539
    @zvenafnazbalji7539 Před rokem +1576

    Andorrans, Sammarinese, Monégasques, Cypriots, Liechtensteiners and Maltese people waiting for their country to be mentioned. *(massive disappointment)*

    • @giuseppe1193
      @giuseppe1193 Před rokem +76

      you're maltese because of that strange H

    • @zvenafnazbalji7539
      @zvenafnazbalji7539 Před rokem +47

      I know, I'm memeing myself.

    • @oneitalian6747
      @oneitalian6747 Před rokem +1

      @@zvenafnazbalji7539 LOL

    • @oneitalian6747
      @oneitalian6747 Před rokem +2

      @@giuseppe1193 Are you italian?

    • @ayrtonellul
      @ayrtonellul Před rokem +7

      @@zvenafnazbalji7539Għall Maltin probabli xi wieħed jidgħi ma xi Indjan dwar kief ma jgħafx kief jipparkja karozza.

  • @Enderking2k16
    @Enderking2k16 Před rokem +1918

    Italians after someone points out that their country looks like a boot kicking a ball for the 45637th time: **forced laughter**

    • @Gargar69420
      @Gargar69420 Před rokem +7

      First to reply, anyways.
      The whole entire Middle East looks more like it.

    • @Flavia_Lancieri
      @Flavia_Lancieri Před rokem +5

      Haha, yeah good joke mate

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Před rokem

      BLond or green--eyed "Eye-tally--ins" after someone points out they aren't the same race as the Romans.
      RAGE, NEO NAZI RANTING, AND MORE RAGE!!!!
      I plan to do a video on how they're not legit Italians of the original stocks unless they're the minority of Celts in thhe Po area.

    • @bebo2629
      @bebo2629 Před rokem +14

      The same with Germans when an American makes a WWII joke (most often historically incorrect).

    • @SheikAbdulAzizBinBaz
      @SheikAbdulAzizBinBaz Před rokem +4

      hehehe *mania la miseria che pale*

  • @noodles4984
    @noodles4984 Před rokem +612

    The fact he had the 9th symphony aka the anthem of the eu on during the e tire video is the cherry on top

    • @user-en5vj6vr2u
      @user-en5vj6vr2u Před rokem +3

      I didnt know ode to joy was the eu anthem, what a goofy union

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Před rokem +1

      Didn't even make fun of Londonnistan.

    • @IdiotBoxProductionsTV
      @IdiotBoxProductionsTV Před rokem

      @@user-en5vj6vr2u iyea

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 Před rokem +5

      @@scintillam_dei go back to 4chan

    • @einehrenmann6156
      @einehrenmann6156 Před rokem +3

      For the Switzerland clip, I didn't realise why making money from Russia invading Ukraine was slander as its widely accepted, but after reading this comment it was obvious. The slander wasn't the profiteering, it was the EU anthem playing over the Switzerland clip itself.
      After realising that i, as a Person from Switzerland, have the following words for the Creator of this video: "Fuck you".

  • @HittokiriBattousai17
    @HittokiriBattousai17 Před rokem +399

    "Latvians talking about how great is their country from their flat in London"
    Well played, sir.

    • @killua.edit_02
      @killua.edit_02 Před rokem +15

      Can confirm but from germany

    • @veneris_
      @veneris_ Před rokem +31

      Same ın Turkey. I've heard this sentence hundered times: ''Turkey is super, echonomy very good government is excellent. Greetings from Hamburg''

    • @nemodaremo9524
      @nemodaremo9524 Před rokem +4

      That one hurt

    • @HittokiriBattousai17
      @HittokiriBattousai17 Před rokem

      @@veneris_ Hahahahaahaha exactly dude.

    • @jsphat81
      @jsphat81 Před rokem

      Dominicans talking about how great their country is from their apartment in NYC.

  • @BKi1122
    @BKi1122 Před rokem +1382

    As a Croat i am very offended, great job👍

    • @alespoljansek1563
      @alespoljansek1563 Před rokem +135

      As a Slovene: First time?

    • @BKi1122
      @BKi1122 Před rokem +46

      @@alespoljansek1563 in this way yes

    • @Gabriela-wb9kz
      @Gabriela-wb9kz Před rokem +51

      So.....are we now being considered developed and not poor,bc we were compared with slovenians. This is actually a compliment

    • @simpleeffects6350
      @simpleeffects6350 Před rokem +19

      As a Slovene i am now very disapointed
      YOU FORGOT THE FURRYS!!!
      No jk Though why are we and croats being called femboys🤔

    • @Gabriela-wb9kz
      @Gabriela-wb9kz Před rokem

      @@simpleeffects6350
      In the Balkans you are gay and pussy if you are normal.

  • @friedrichjaeger367
    @friedrichjaeger367 Před rokem +663

    I'd like to thank you on behalf of all Italians for not making a pizza/switching side joke

    • @deadmeme9980
      @deadmeme9980 Před rokem +46

      I cooka da meatball (I just switched sides mid-war and lost half my country to greece)

    • @friedrichjaeger367
      @friedrichjaeger367 Před rokem +43

      @@deadmeme9980 true to your name, i see

    • @deadmeme9980
      @deadmeme9980 Před rokem +26

      @@friedrichjaeger367 Of course

    • @nic_lol4202
      @nic_lol4202 Před rokem +7

      @@deadmeme9980 there was a civil war and mussolini was deposed so noone switched sides also where the fuck greece invaded half of italy, they invaded 1/4 of albania just thanks of the british support lmao

    • @alpizar1177
      @alpizar1177 Před rokem +6

      @@nic_lol4202 coping Italian

  • @Ahmed-vn6fd
    @Ahmed-vn6fd Před rokem +339

    As a Bosnian I can confirm that's the only beach we have

  • @radosawszary4223
    @radosawszary4223 Před rokem +342

    As a Pole I expected the racism joke...
    But Lithuanian one is genius! It's so offensive that even Poles took the bait to clear things up in the comments 🤣

    • @marcinkosakowski7191
      @marcinkosakowski7191 Před rokem +9

      Yeah, the racism joke wasn't particularly funny. Definitely too dark. 😅

    • @IdiotBoxProductionsTV
      @IdiotBoxProductionsTV Před rokem +18

      Return Prussia

    • @IdiotBoxProductionsTV
      @IdiotBoxProductionsTV Před rokem

      @@marcinkosakowski7191 Prussia is German anyway, Poland is illegitimate

    • @BandytaCzasu
      @BandytaCzasu Před rokem +50

      @@IdiotBoxProductionsTV And become what...? Tolerant?!? NEVER!!!

    • @lester4506
      @lester4506 Před rokem +29

      @@IdiotBoxProductionsTV return Grodno, Lwów and Wilno and we'll think about it

  • @L4Dsteevie
    @L4Dsteevie Před rokem +212

    As a Czech person I must humbly agree that this is exactly what our quiet nightout looks like.

    • @tony_5156
      @tony_5156 Před rokem

      Fuckijg wicked I’m coming to immigrant asap then

    • @honzadevasta9871
      @honzadevasta9871 Před rokem +10

      As a Czech Im gonna take some shots to that

  • @cow_mangler510
    @cow_mangler510 Před rokem +670

    As a Russian I can confirm that loosing McDungalds is the heaviest blow our country has ever recieved

    • @haohoho35p94
      @haohoho35p94 Před rokem +44

      Ну да, вы больше плачетесь по Икее

    • @biggore8338
      @biggore8338 Před rokem +21

      @@llnotgivup а я 2 года назад купил😈😈😈

    • @doctormomentos2514
      @doctormomentos2514 Před rokem +6

      Я в Болгарии там есть ikea ☺☺☺

    • @alexstorm2749
      @alexstorm2749 Před rokem +83

      But we have Вкусно и точка now instead of MacDonalds.

    • @ilyusha1877
      @ilyusha1877 Před rokem +101

      @@alexstorm2749 вкус очка

  • @giorgiociaravolol1998
    @giorgiociaravolol1998 Před rokem +371

    The Italy one is actually very diverse from the classic slanders and is very true, especially with bridges.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Před rokem +1

      Slander isn't true by definition. Memelords don't know the English word.

    • @leonardofabbri9401
      @leonardofabbri9401 Před rokem +2

      Bro 💀

    • @manuelmassaccesi4105
      @manuelmassaccesi4105 Před rokem +8

      Only because it happened once doesnt mean that infrastructures are badly built

    • @alwehdathebestfc3576
      @alwehdathebestfc3576 Před rokem +9

      It didn’t happen “once”

    • @1nv15BL3
      @1nv15BL3 Před rokem +14

      @@manuelmassaccesi4105 It wasn't even badly built, it just lacked maintenance.

  • @swietyboze1792
    @swietyboze1792 Před rokem +74

    The fact that some countries (less known ones) aren't mentioned is a stereotype in itself

    • @ruselargentum2936
      @ruselargentum2936 Před rokem +5

      I like this thing about Ukraine, Vatican and Monaco.

    • @ukrainian_mf
      @ukrainian_mf Před rokem +1

      @@ruselargentum2936 And the fact that Ukraine is the largest country in Europe O_O

    • @thejoeman4774
      @thejoeman4774 Před 6 dny

      ​@@ukrainian_mfRussia...

  • @DacLMK
    @DacLMK Před rokem +102

    Russia: *Loses McDonald's*
    Macedonia (which kicked out McDonald's in 2013): Welcome comrade!

    • @justisgood
      @justisgood Před rokem +3

      What Macedonia?

    • @DacLMK
      @DacLMK Před rokem +11

      @@justisgood You know, the country. I bet after this you're going to talk s*it about us.

    • @user-no1nj9ji1d
      @user-no1nj9ji1d Před rokem +15

      All true, but it's they lost Russia, not we "lost" them. I didn't eat in that american garbage and don't want to start, so many more my fellow compatriots :)

    • @ashengrayheather
      @ashengrayheather Před rokem +4

      @@user-no1nj9ji1d What was wrong with them? A usual fast food stuff like shawarma. Just inexpensive burgers. What makes you call them "american garbage" besides your political opinions?

    • @UltraFedus
      @UltraFedus Před rokem +7

      @@ashengrayheather because it's true. Except old toys from Happy Meal.

  • @sobakaspy
    @sobakaspy Před rokem +27

    Russian kid when he can't log in into Brawl Stars because his whole nation was cancelled due to businessmen war games: 🗿

    • @anastasiabondareva7461
      @anastasiabondareva7461 Před rokem +9

      Not only nation even Russian cats can’t take part in competitions like wtf

    • @sobakaspy
      @sobakaspy Před rokem +3

      @@anastasiabondareva7461 and trees can't either

  • @damian4926
    @damian4926 Před rokem +180

    The Lithuanian joke was so good that it even offended the Polish xD

  • @michaell3105
    @michaell3105 Před rokem +159

    As an American I’m mad you forgot to put us on this list

  • @sooprkz
    @sooprkz  Před rokem +194

    Turkey was only included to make the Greeks seethe

  • @illusionist1872
    @illusionist1872 Před rokem +57

    The dog in the “Greek army trying to invade Türkiye” one was accidentally helping the guy do his push ups, even if its intentions were probably different

    • @onee
      @onee Před rokem +9

      Fun fact, ancient Greeks were totally cool with gay people. But Romans thought that them being so relaxed with it made them effeminate. And that's why they often would make fun of them. I guess that's why "doing it Greek" means an@l. 🤣

    • @illusionist1872
      @illusionist1872 Před rokem

      @@onee huh. that's why he calls it that. good to know

    • @guil7290
      @guil7290 Před rokem +13

      @@onee that's actually a big misconception... Greece wasn't at all a tolerant paradise for gay people. On the contrary, most gay relationships involved power plays, with one often much younger boy and an older man higher in the social hierarchy. The younger boy was regarded as almost a woman and their lives were miserable

    • @bobwashington226
      @bobwashington226 Před rokem

      @@onee no, acctualy in Ancient Greece, they were hating gay people and some of them, they were using them as suckrofises for zeus

    • @justisgood
      @justisgood Před rokem +1

      @@onee where do you get that info from?

  • @robbenn1590
    @robbenn1590 Před rokem +131

    I am so fucking proud to be european, love all of you 😂❤🇪🇺

    • @theboulangeralergiquealafarine
      @theboulangeralergiquealafarine Před rokem +47

      Love Europe but not european union

    • @kuba-ts2cp
      @kuba-ts2cp Před rokem

      @@theboulangeralergiquealafarine european union is the worst thing that happened to europe. Worse than Hitler, basically Roem's germany.

    • @alexstorm2749
      @alexstorm2749 Před rokem +15

      European Union isn’t Europe.
      Russian European part makes 40% of Europe and it’s not a part of the EU. Just like Switzerland, UK, Norway, Belarus etc.

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory Před rokem

      @@alexstorm2749 let’s hope Russia get’s annexed by Poland then

    • @tymon6018
      @tymon6018 Před rokem +3

      @@theboulangeralergiquealafarine exacly

  • @rodya5078
    @rodya5078 Před rokem +61

    As a russian, I confirm, we'll never recover from loss of McDonald's

    • @cover9834
      @cover9834 Před rokem +6

      Эту потерю нам не пережить 🤣

  • @liam123abc4
    @liam123abc4 Před rokem +35

    As a Brit I can confirm I have found myself crying in the dirt again due to the incompetence of our government.

  • @Reulon
    @Reulon Před rokem +145

    As a Croat I can confirm, once again, that we indeed do have pink dress-ups with the Slovenes every day.

    • @sylviethetg7598
      @sylviethetg7598 Před rokem

      Now I'm just imagining fascist Croatian soldiers in pink maid dresses

    • @HittokiriBattousai17
      @HittokiriBattousai17 Před rokem

      stop exporting bisexual femmeboys, we have enough of them ty

    • @lukabosancic6401
      @lukabosancic6401 Před rokem +5

      As Serbian i can confirm we don't do that

    • @Enis617
      @Enis617 Před rokem +1

      As an Albanian I can confirm we don‘t do that🦅

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 Před rokem

      As a Serb: On the other hand, maybe not being in EU isnt all that bad *returns to sleep*

  • @DarthGu
    @DarthGu Před rokem +51

    You absolutely nailed the Portuguese one. That's pretty much how we feel.

  • @RegeDop23
    @RegeDop23 Před rokem +6

    the last time belgium "did something interesting" they devastated the congo, maybe let's not tempt fate for round 2

  • @AatiNiiranen
    @AatiNiiranen Před rokem +20

    As a finnish person who has had 3 close people kill themselves, that is very accurate, thanks for the sacrifice my dad miikka o7

  • @Tutass
    @Tutass Před rokem +35

    As a Portuguese, the first 15 seconds of the video are relatable

    • @MrBell-iq3sm
      @MrBell-iq3sm Před rokem +4

      Would you say your countries language, Brazilian, is difficult to learn compared to Mexican?

    • @TheRanguna
      @TheRanguna Před rokem +6

      @@MrBell-iq3sm indeed, but Canadian is the hardest

    • @moulicos8334
      @moulicos8334 Před rokem +3

      @@TheRanguna its australian

    • @weirdguylol
      @weirdguylol Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@moulicos8334 its new zealandean

  • @HeresorLegacy
    @HeresorLegacy Před rokem +136

    As a German: I can assure you that everyone in Germany under the age of 60 agrees, but the power of the inverse demographic age pyramid was too strong.

    • @slin2903
      @slin2903 Před rokem

      Vom Russen abhängig zu sein war ein gutes Manöver.
      Inner Theorie ist der Russe abhängig von uns weil wir sein scheiß Kaufen
      Und wir sind abhängig vom Russen
      Inner Theorie ist des perfekt um einen Krieg zu verhindern
      Hat nur nicht so gut geklappt Inner Praxis

    • @xaga8794
      @xaga8794 Před rokem

      Our country is a fucking graveyard

    • @bebo2629
      @bebo2629 Před rokem +34

      Liberals and Greens for years: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE MUST NOT BECOME DEPENDENED ON RUSIA AND DIVERSIFY OUR ENERGY SOURCES.
      Merkel goverment in the last 8 years: But a few old farmers are saying that wind energy looks ugly... and we do not like spending money and usefull projects or make harder foreign policy decissions.... so doubleing our gas imports from Russia (after 2014) it is!

    • @relo999
      @relo999 Před rokem +33

      @@bebo2629 Dont forget the Merkel classic "we have these massive fancy nuclear power plants that we're going to close down because power plant on the other side of the world that was hit by a record breaking earthquake followed by a record breaking tsunami had a meltdown killing a grand total of 0 people, we can replace them by buying even more gas from Russia!"

    • @bebo2629
      @bebo2629 Před rokem

      @@relo999 Well to be fair. The Greens were the driving force behind anti-nuclear rethoric and the Merkel-liberal goverment first undone the exist the SPD-Green goverment did befor. But after Fukushima, decades of Green panic had shown their damage.
      The Liberals were to soft back than and Lindner needed to grow them a spine after 2013. If they were as strongwilled, as now they might have stopped it back then.
      I do not hate Merkel but it is really sad to see how many blame the current goverment, which is better in basically every way, for the crisis she is responisble for.

  • @paulioska7194
    @paulioska7194 Před rokem +63

    Ok ok fair, but the Lithuanian Grand Duchy was marvelous, it was so good, that even Michael Jackson offered his country for us to take as vassals!

  • @harfang207
    @harfang207 Před rokem +21

    As a French I 100% agree, but I have to go, I need to go on strike and protest for the 11th time today

  • @hugoferreira6679
    @hugoferreira6679 Před rokem +34

    Of course it has to start with the "Brazilian". As a portuguese, im just laughing and crying

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis Před rokem

      Do Portuguese also write "kkkkkk" when they mean "hahahaha"...?

    • @hugoferreira6679
      @hugoferreira6679 Před rokem +3

      @@JohnGardnerAlhadis no we write hahaha, brazilian write kkkk

  • @janevemus
    @janevemus Před rokem +2

    RIP Andorra, Liechtenstein, Monaco, San Marino, Malta, Cyprus and theoreticaly Georgia and Azerbaijan

  • @YetAnotherSADXFan
    @YetAnotherSADXFan Před rokem +36

    As a portuguese, i can confirm i was offended by 0:02

  • @logic4575
    @logic4575 Před rokem +13

    As a European I have never seen a more accurate representation of our continent.

  • @Ar_Tank
    @Ar_Tank Před rokem +18

    As an Irishman, I can confirm, our cars do in fact explode. Every car is a potential bomb

    • @MrBell-iq3sm
      @MrBell-iq3sm Před rokem

      And here I thought those explosions in NI were acts of terrorism. They were just results of bad engineering.

    • @foolishgoose453
      @foolishgoose453 Před rokem

      So, how are your potatoes going?

    • @Duluruling
      @Duluruling Před rokem

      @@foolishgoose453 tá má potátós áná mháh

  • @FaithfulOfBrigantia
    @FaithfulOfBrigantia Před rokem +22

    0:31
    Wtf? Spain has a higher HDI than Italy, Portugal and *France* .

    • @TheMrGREENRay
      @TheMrGREENRay Před rokem

      maybe immigrants.
      statistics is stupid sometimes.

    • @1nv15BL3
      @1nv15BL3 Před rokem

      had*

    • @zamirroa
      @zamirroa Před rokem

      It means if Spain conquered all the Latinamerican countries today. Bow if we talk about XVIII century the. Spain in America's had higher HDI than any European country.

    • @thehardliner9760
      @thehardliner9760 Před rokem

      @@1nv15BL3 has

    • @1nv15BL3
      @1nv15BL3 Před rokem

      @@thehardliner9760 Show me your source, then.

  • @pritikapoor1030
    @pritikapoor1030 Před rokem +50

    Finally, a Dutch one not about us being underwater, tall or high

    • @ahmedaziz8660
      @ahmedaziz8660 Před rokem

      You aren't Dutch

    • @pritikapoor1030
      @pritikapoor1030 Před rokem

      @@ahmedaziz8660 y tho

    • @ahmedaziz8660
      @ahmedaziz8660 Před rokem

      @@pritikapoor1030 Your name is Hindu

    • @relo999
      @relo999 Před rokem

      @@ahmedaziz8660 pik kan Surinamer zijn, of andere import.

    • @pletskoo514
      @pletskoo514 Před rokem +2

      I wish something creative for Austrians will come
      its always that Austrian painter or austrians being mad for being called Germans, and it's absurd from probably already a dozen slander videos it was never different (very rarely the slander was about the similarity of Austria and Australia, but that is also unfunny )

  • @jajajekokodumbo
    @jajajekokodumbo Před rokem +20

    As a Croat I’m shocked. You’ve succeeded. Congratulations

  • @pizdaglizda
    @pizdaglizda Před 11 měsíci +2

    this slander is so damn good! probably one of the best I’ve ever seen in my life XD
    so real, not these typical stereotypes but from nowadays point
    it seems like you did a heavily research :D

  • @akrrr
    @akrrr Před rokem +26

    As a russian i can say that we still have a McDonald's. They renamed to "Вкусно и точка" (no one can translate it on English correctly.), menu is same, nothing changed.

    • @butpar
      @butpar Před rokem +7

      ВКУСно и тОЧКА

    • @akrrr
      @akrrr Před rokem +2

      @@butpar так корректнее.

    • @millancche
      @millancche Před rokem +7

      Ummm... Tasty - full stop! But McDonald's is overpriced crap anyway, good riddance. You can buy tastier, healthier and cheaper meat and burgers on literally any street corner in Serbia, for example.

    • @arkline9937
      @arkline9937 Před rokem +1

      что-то типа delicious and that's it

    • @AlexEEZ
      @AlexEEZ Před rokem +4

      it could be translated like "Tasty, Period." I think
      I'm bulgarian so I think I understand what it means lol

  • @virid_aquil
    @virid_aquil Před rokem +18

    1:20 As Russian I can say that we don't care about MacDonald's closing, because until we can cook Shaurma (or Shaverma if you are in Saint Petersburg) nothing threatens us

  • @giulioborghi651
    @giulioborghi651 Před rokem +10

    0:26 Italy: those are rookie numbers

  • @unowno123
    @unowno123 Před rokem +2

    swiss: "war is good, war is always good when you have their money and they are having problems."

  • @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
    @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa Před rokem +22

    As a Finn, that statement was untrue
    not all the sad people kill themselves, they just whine

    • @deadward389
      @deadward389 Před rokem +2

      i always wondered is that true that finnish people are the happiest in the world? cuz you guys border with russians who are definitely not the happiest people.

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 Před rokem +2

      @@deadward389 I am not happy with that statement

    • @deadward389
      @deadward389 Před rokem +1

      @@heavystalin2419 you mean it's a joke that finland is the happiest country?

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 Před rokem +2

      @@deadward389 that you can write still

    • @deadward389
      @deadward389 Před rokem +1

      @@heavystalin2419 didn't get the joke

  • @mitipot4005
    @mitipot4005 Před 10 měsíci +3

    As someone, who lives in Germany, has Belarusian ancestors and relatives living in Russia i 100% agree with you and think, that this is the best Europe slender i have seen so far!

  • @trankster
    @trankster Před rokem +10

    The Ireland section is quite accurate, dpending on the time period, this coming from an Irishman.

  • @shpho
    @shpho Před rokem +8

    as someone that was at the beach in Bosnia, I admit this is 100% accurate footage of Bosnian beach

  • @MelloWatermello
    @MelloWatermello Před rokem +64

    Portugal took Brazil's gold. Until they give it back, we will keep telling the world they speak "Brazilian" lmao

    • @tartarcondr4901
      @tartarcondr4901 Před rokem +31

      As a Portuguese I can say we spend your gold on paprica.

    • @MelloWatermello
      @MelloWatermello Před rokem +11

      @@tartarcondr4901 Paprica?? If you at least had spent it on something good... But I'm not surprised, we Brazilians kept the "cooking genes" at the divorce 🙃

    • @sledgehog1
      @sledgehog1 Před rokem +10

      Bro...that meme has dust on its dust. The gold was NEVER yours to begin with. "Don't cast your pearls before swine", as they say. You had 0 idea what to do with any valuable resources, and the gold was used to improve Brazil. So much so that the capital of the empire was in Brazil once...

    • @tartarcondr4901
      @tartarcondr4901 Před rokem +6

      @@MelloWatermelloBro, why u mad? The indians got your gold. Go get it.

    • @MelloWatermello
      @MelloWatermello Před rokem

      @@tartarcondr4901 Portugal gave all the gold to the British, bro. We won't go bother the Queen... last hermano who did that was Argentina, and they got folded 😭 You go talk to tea mfs

  • @Jhortex14
    @Jhortex14 Před rokem +10

    As a portuguese man, the first one hit hard af

  • @walkelftexasranger
    @walkelftexasranger Před rokem +19

    Czech people trying to work as a team (impossible, Bohemians and Moravians hate each other too much):

    • @borivojhoudek5172
      @borivojhoudek5172 Před rokem +1

      its not that bad i mean we both get drunk (true diffrent liquers) and kinda agree on something

    • @ZeekoWay
      @ZeekoWay Před rokem

      Why do they hate each other, is it religion, politics etc? what are Bohemian and Moravian stereotypes?

    • @walkelftexasranger
      @walkelftexasranger Před rokem

      @@ZeekoWay It's hard to explain, since I can't compare it to anything.

  • @DJ-SAAB
    @DJ-SAAB Před rokem +67

    As a Swede I can confirm that it happens to me a couple of times. When I'm at a friend's house when his family is going to eat, I sit in his room and wait for them to finish. Not a fun experience it's like watching world war 2 and you are not in it...

    • @nikitogaming6353
      @nikitogaming6353 Před rokem

      I wonder why it feels this way for you... hmm....

    • @sGOLDENs
      @sGOLDENs Před rokem +7

      As a Turkish citizen, this is the most absurd cultural fact I have ever heard, over here we could even beat the shit out someone to eat with us lol

    • @platburk8686
      @platburk8686 Před rokem

      Also a swede who has never in his life experienced this so it’s not universal.

    • @denizbeytekin9853
      @denizbeytekin9853 Před rokem

      @@sGOLDENs olay ne anlamadım

    • @HM-iy3dc
      @HM-iy3dc Před rokem +3

      Okay I still do not believe this is actually true. I'm still convinced this is an internet joke that blew out of proportion, it's just straight out not believable to me.

  • @svetliofficial
    @svetliofficial Před rokem +28

    Britain is 100% turkish gypsy

  • @resared8538
    @resared8538 Před rokem +17

    Damn as a Bulgarian im actually offended, what is this bullshit

    • @ThePepsiCrusader
      @ThePepsiCrusader Před rokem +3

      Ok Bulgarian

    • @ZeekoWay
      @ZeekoWay Před rokem +5

      Bulgarians are Thracians, Slavs, Turkic (Bolghar) is there but its a small part, but there are also ethnic turks mainly in the south.

    • @ChaBoiNeil
      @ChaBoiNeil Před rokem +1

      Bulgarian? Isn't that like Macedonian or somethin?

    • @antonischatz.2133
      @antonischatz.2133 Před rokem +6

      @@ChaBoiNeil Actually that's the other way around. (Slav Macedonians are Bulgarians)

    • @resared8538
      @resared8538 Před rokem

      @@ZeekoWay yeah pretty much

  • @joshmorton3392
    @joshmorton3392 Před rokem +9

    As a Brit I can confirm, even we're surprised at our government's raging incompetence.

  • @biggbals4375
    @biggbals4375 Před rokem +4

    0:54
    Forgets every other european micro-nation

  • @onee
    @onee Před rokem +71

    As a Turk, I'm actually surprised that you know about our plastic surgery market. But yeah, plastic surgery in Turkey is indeed cheaper than in Europe. And the popular surgeons indeed make good money while still being cheaper than their European colleagues.

    • @shadowfighter9906
      @shadowfighter9906 Před rokem +9

      so if i ever need plastic surgery i should just get a boat across the aegean.. alright got it

    • @celestialcolosseum
      @celestialcolosseum Před rokem

      Same with dental operations and other medical stuff, everyone but turks can afford them. Bulgarians are coming to our country buying groceries and leaving as well... The country is a joke now.

    • @Yanate1991
      @Yanate1991 Před rokem +1

      @@shadowfighter9906 welcome komsu, that said they’re mostly in Istanbul not Ionia

    • @Just_B0red
      @Just_B0red Před rokem

      A lot of people (men mostly) made quite a big amount of videos regarding hair transplants that were preformed in Turkey. It has big coverage with people who are insecure about or losing their hair.

    • @antoniovivaldi1
      @antoniovivaldi1 Před 11 měsíci

      Gercekten videoda dogru bir noktaya deginilmis

  • @diogoalmeida4293
    @diogoalmeida4293 Před rokem +19

    The opening is what hurt me the most

    • @MelloWatermello
      @MelloWatermello Před rokem

      Devolve nosso Ouro, Portugal! The gold belongs to Brazil.

    • @cobano
      @cobano Před rokem +3

      @@MelloWatermello NUNCA!

    • @messler5636
      @messler5636 Před rokem +1

      You'l have to kill us first!!!!!

    • @MelloWatermello
      @MelloWatermello Před rokem

      @@messler5636 Don't tempt us with a good time lmao Dia da Independência 2, Electric Bungalow

  • @emcztery
    @emcztery Před rokem +8

    btw music is eu anthem

  • @Anatiumregina
    @Anatiumregina Před rokem +1

    the music fit the parts really well, good timing

  • @musculussphincter5854
    @musculussphincter5854 Před rokem +5

    Fun fact
    McDonald already returned in Russia but with different name
    «Vkusno I tochka»

    • @user-rd2ux1rw9k
      @user-rd2ux1rw9k Před rokem

      Я, там кстати ел. Тоже самое что макдак только немного дешёвый.
      И дороже стали бургеры и картошка,а как я, в душе еврей то я немного расстроен , зато теперь я перешёл на шаурмуи

  • @tobbividars
    @tobbividars Před rokem +10

    As an Icelandic person i can confirm

  • @weirdyoutubechannels
    @weirdyoutubechannels Před rokem +4

    It's really gotta hurt when your former colony is more relevant than you are

  • @tellurius4951
    @tellurius4951 Před rokem +2

    McDonalds, 🤣🤣🤣 Any Russian babushka is cooking better and it's free

  • @GenericUsername1388
    @GenericUsername1388 Před rokem +2

    Me, a Portuguese, looking through hours of Europe slander compilations to find one video that doesn't mentions us as the Spanish province that speaks Brazilian

  • @nicksoncrew
    @nicksoncrew Před rokem +3

    0:30 me, a Bulgarian: Amateurs
    For context, our government collapsed 3 times in around two years

  • @catarin__a
    @catarin__a Před rokem +4

    as a fellow portuguese I can confirm I want to throw hands when I see the flag of Brazil representing the language portuguese

  • @TheGrace020
    @TheGrace020 Před rokem

    ABSOLUTE BANGER

  • @viggovilddyr8369
    @viggovilddyr8369 Před rokem +10

    I love Europe

    • @user-rd2ux1rw9k
      @user-rd2ux1rw9k Před rokem

      I, too, love that dude from ancient Greece whose name is Europe. (in fact, I also love Europe except for some places)

  • @mr.ratafak1664
    @mr.ratafak1664 Před rokem +6

    As a slovakian i am offended
    Our national dish is bassicaly spoiled milk

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming Před rokem +4

    You got Estonia wrong. It should have been "Estonia trying not to do another start up for a day"

  • @blackout8845
    @blackout8845 Před rokem

    This is beautiful

  • @soggysatan_
    @soggysatan_ Před 11 měsíci +1

    THE ONE ABOUT IRELAND MADE ME VIOLENTLY CHOKE ON MY WATER AND I AM NOW IN A&E

  • @Thor.Jorgensen
    @Thor.Jorgensen Před rokem +4

    1:01 I agree. Colonizing Great Britain and creating Danelaw was a stupid move. Today it's likely the most useless island in the world.

  • @Sergio-rl8wb
    @Sergio-rl8wb Před rokem +13

    In fact, Spain has a higher HDI than France, Italy and Portugal

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory Před rokem

      Now not for most of his history though

    • @ivanmacgar6447
      @ivanmacgar6447 Před rokem +3

      @@Boretheory actually, Spain has had a higher HDI than Italy and Portugal for most years since HDI is measured. Now, it's true that historically France has had a higher HDI than Spain and only in more recent years it's lower for France.
      But just like that, Spain has historically had a higher HDI than Slovenia and now Slovenia has a higher HDI.

    • @Sikke_Kok
      @Sikke_Kok Před rokem

      Nobody cares, their all third world countries by EU standards

    • @ivanmacgar6447
      @ivanmacgar6447 Před rokem

      @@Sikke_Kok the second, third and fourth largest economies in the EU are "third world"?
      Quit weed and stop abusing alcohol.

  • @adamoleary1969
    @adamoleary1969 Před 8 měsíci

    Irish people waiting for a slander that isn't car bombs, beer, or potatoes

  • @eustignos
    @eustignos Před rokem +1

    lmao
    thanks
    this stuff is great

  • @igorciak565
    @igorciak565 Před rokem +3

    As a Pole living in Prussia I can agree with the Prussia one

  • @lellolatina8157
    @lellolatina8157 Před rokem +2

    Being Italian, I can assure all of y'all that yes, our modern infrastructure in most part is ass quality, yesterday a roof blew of my neighbor cause a rainy day hit us, haven't seen rain since April folks

  • @jessturner6886
    @jessturner6886 Před rokem +2

    0:44 ask the Congo how interesting Belgium can be…

  • @matthewf6465
    @matthewf6465 Před rokem +2

    The Lithuanian one isn't entirely wrong, although a union between two countries and people they were basically seen as a secondary population in the Commonwealth and Lithuanian wasn't even an official language

  • @benjaminjernfors
    @benjaminjernfors Před rokem +3

    As a Finn that Finland part was accurate. If it's up to me perhaps Finland will become slightly happier this year as well.

  • @rogerroger730
    @rogerroger730 Před rokem +9

    The lowest HDI in Western Europe is Portugal.
    Spain has the third lowest.

  • @menelauhocam
    @menelauhocam Před rokem +2

    1:41 (they stole the tractors)

    • @kreeeeee
      @kreeeeee Před rokem +1

      (they stole serbias best technology from śĕřbıą to řőmăņıå)

  • @torieldreemurr541
    @torieldreemurr541 Před rokem +2

    As an Italian, please help the floor is cracking.

  • @SIMO_1997
    @SIMO_1997 Před rokem +9

    As a Hungarian, I can confirm, we're always hungry 😎

  • @lumethecrow2632
    @lumethecrow2632 Před rokem +10

    It was Norway that colonised the Faroes, Iceland, Greenland, Vinland, Shetland, Orkney and the Hebrides. The Danish got them after Denmark-Norway was formed. When Norway got its independence, Denmark kept the colonial holdings.
    But yeah, they were pretty useless :/

    • @tomorbataar5922
      @tomorbataar5922 Před rokem +1

      The fact that you're not aware of the old danish colonies in the Caribbean and Africa really shows how useless those possessions were.

    • @lumethecrow2632
      @lumethecrow2632 Před rokem

      @@tomorbataar5922 I think they also had a little something in India too

  • @SweetBrazyN
    @SweetBrazyN Před rokem +2

    No matter where you live in Europe you understand every meme 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nikolaysokolnikov2677
    @nikolaysokolnikov2677 Před rokem +1

    There are still McDonalds in Russia. They were just renamed, but all the technology stayed and since it was made from local products, nothing changed.

  • @MrBittles
    @MrBittles Před rokem +20

    This was beautiful...

  • @RainBrain26
    @RainBrain26 Před rokem +10

    Somewhere, sometime, I will find a slander video without any "x being mentioned/being remembered" because the video creator couldn't be bothered to find something about that country. Like cmon, Belgium not beeing able to form a functioning government for 2 years or having a policy where if it invests in one part of the country it has to invest in a similar thing in the other, if it makes sense or not doesn't matter, is something that could be brought up in a video

  • @Kernung711
    @Kernung711 Před rokem +1

    this music makes me think that this is the final slander video of this channel

  • @seiwarriors
    @seiwarriors Před rokem +1

    Very true about the Latvian as I am sitting in my flat in London the UK and say how good is our food.

  • @ValeGadogni
    @ValeGadogni Před rokem +42

    I'm italian and I laughed my ass off seeing the last one.

    • @Nick-lx4fo
      @Nick-lx4fo Před rokem +3

      No wonder they're selling houses for €1 in Sicily

    • @gianluca.c.4126
      @gianluca.c.4126 Před rokem

      @@Nick-lx4fo but do you know why?

    • @Alexey_rudskoy
      @Alexey_rudskoy Před rokem

      @@gianluca.c.4126 why?

    • @gianluca.c.4126
      @gianluca.c.4126 Před rokem

      @@Alexey_rudskoy because especially in the villages there is the problem that they are depopulated

    • @denizbeytekin9853
      @denizbeytekin9853 Před rokem

      I did not get the slander could you explain a bit?

  • @HenningUKN
    @HenningUKN Před rokem +12

    0:59 As a German, this is so true. We were relying way to long on Russia for gas. Winter will probably get really cold.

    • @user-ej7hq5yu3m
      @user-ej7hq5yu3m Před rokem

      если бы не наш долбанутый президент, то вы могли и дальше не волноваться xd

    • @hullmees666
      @hullmees666 Před rokem +11

      not cold, just very expensive.

    • @102830189291
      @102830189291 Před rokem +5

      You get what you vote for

    • @Someone-lr6gu
      @Someone-lr6gu Před rokem

      Best of luck to you, I suppose.

  • @azadthebutt
    @azadthebutt Před rokem +1

    Ukraine spend 30 years to prove somebody it is europe only not to appear in the slander.

  • @mec1789
    @mec1789 Před rokem +1

    i have some suggestions:
    uk: brits when they accept cookies instead of biscuits
    spain: spaniards when someone tells them that they should be working instead of sleeping in the middle of the day
    beligum: the entirity of europe waiting for beligians to form a government
    sweden: swedes when they realise there is no swede left in their country because of the immigrants
    italy: italy when mafia and pizza 💀💀

  • @kaia6184
    @kaia6184 Před rokem +3

    as a slovak, i couldnt agree more

  • @233j
    @233j Před rokem +5

    I didn't saw Ukraine in dis vid, did I missed it our you didn't added?

    • @reverse5163
      @reverse5163 Před rokem +1

      Soon it will not exist...so why bother putting it in a video

  • @norlanderduwallis9074
    @norlanderduwallis9074 Před rokem +2

    The best part about the sweden one is the background is the colors of the swedish flag

  • @HighExplosiveShell
    @HighExplosiveShell Před rokem +1

    As a portuguese, it sucks that anytime i play a game or use close captions or try to switch languages on anything, that there is either no portuguese or its just brazillian.