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"this is our baby"
5 minutes later
*"DO NOT LOOK AT ME, D O N O T F U C K I N G L O O K A T M E ! !"*
XD
Theee fuuuuuuuuuckk?
Hello blixer
jacob blake xD
why does mark see a penis when obviously they're poo monsters?
mark: its our job to to...i dunno make sure it doesn't die or something.
parenting 101
Meanwhile he purposely kills hundreds of them
lol
...now in my head, I picture God having the exact same attitude towards the human race. Thank you, good sir.
God: *whAT ARE YOU? YOU'RE HORRIFYING*
Humans: :'DD
this makes me fear I was the only one who already had this image of god in my head that had this attitude towards humans but i know that cannot be true
can it?
God: Creates human from an anti-vax mom
Also God: Aaaaaaaaand he's dead...
Some kid: *looking up to God to pray*
God: DON’T YOU LOOK AT ME
God:Jesus what have I done?
Jesus: I don't know dad, I don't know.
Graystillplays: uses many tools to torture his creations
Mark: "feed and radiate"
always remember to save often
Invader zim lol
Who?
Full Li-
I have found one. A Florida man follower.
My mother seeing me for the first time after giving birth to me:
“What is that? (Looks closer). WHAT IS THAT?!?!”
Lmao thats sad
It happens.
The hunchback of notre dame in real life.
"Oh, that's horrible. DON'T LOOK AT ME!!"
“ Oh, it’s sleeping. Oh, it’s horrible. It’s a horrible penis monster that’s sleeping. “
Mark* skips past tutorial
Also Mark: I’m so confuuused
us: how many times do we have to tell you old man READ THE TUTORIAL FOR ONCE IN YOU GAMING LIFE
There are people that play games horribly even if they read the tutorial.
Mark: Hold my water bottle.
Mark and his damn Turturials.
E
Mark at the begging: Its are amazing baby
Mark 5 gens later: Don't you F*cking look at me
0-0
Sowwy, buot that no inglysh
translation?
@@karla3153"at the begging"
Science expert:
So what branch of science do you specialize in?
Mark: Yes
Underrated comment
Mark: *skips all the tutorial*
Also Mark: "I don't understant what's going on" "What do I need to do?" "What is that?"
Asswesome I do this as well.
All us gamers in a nutshell
Don't forget that he specifically said his goal was to make them bigger and he instead designed them to be roughly 10 times smaller. This fact was completely visible on the display but he ignored it.
Lol
@@kylepessell1350 Actually no, he was making them bigger, the display just adjusted to accommodate.
Best dad quote of the year award goes to:
“We gotta make sure it doesn’t die or something like that.”
Mom quotas after giving birth and looking at her child: “What is thaaaaat?...WHAT IS THAAAAAT?!?!?!?”
Who's your Daddy? evolution edition
this is why mark will make an amazing parent XD "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?! DONT YOU LOOK AT ME!!!!"
Somebody should ship him in fan mail a cup or bottle with Nr1 Dad
@@jasonsorin1021 Or Dream Daddy parenting edition
8:03
Mark: This thing's been living a long time, you know.
Game: *Snaps Finger*
Creature: *AAHHH-*
Mark: Oh, Nop- No, I just had to talk. Okay, that species is Extinct.
"Do not look at me! You have a butt for a face."
How dare you talk to our baby like that.
"This is our baby"
No, Mark, that is your monstrosity
*_yes._*
Correct
No it’s me
I ain't the father
"This thing's been living a long time, y'know." **Thing immediately dies**
You don't know you're immortal until you've lived forever, which is very hard to do.
Lmao loved the edited scream to it 😂
@@jasonsorin1021 I mean there has to way to stop people's bodies from aging the organs, muscles and everything failing basically stop you from aging physically but aging mentally growing into a wise old man
Mark: OMG you're horrible
Mark 10 seconds later: I love you so much
*you're
@@icy8042 thx
did u steal the pic from lumine
Mark: This is our baby!
Also Mark: IRADIATE THEM
In this video, Mark finds out that radiation actually kills things
DoctorSteiner toon in next time for him to learn how genitalia is made
Apparently so do you
Tell that to GreyStillPlays
This actually has me wheezing
Same
Mark:"This is our baby!"
No Mark, that's all on you ✋
I agree 😂
Same
Yah the title for this vid is what have I created so you can’t blame it on us
can't blame my genes on this one chief xD
Maury: Comments, you are...not the fathers.
Mark: let's radiate you
'tic tic tic tic tic...'
Mark: ARE YOU DEAD YET?! 😂
23:51
Mark: Maybe we should just make a flood and wipe away my hideous creations that were made in the name of science.....
God: Hold my beer.
*made in the name of evolutionary perfection
"Don't you look at me!"
"Don't you look at me!!"
"DON'T YOU LOOK AT MEEE!!!!"
-What Mark yells in the bedroom.
TheWereparadox into a mirror 😂😂😂
Then he turns into the red guy from SCP-087-b
Plays this game everything looks at me
Me: pulls out RPG
I died when I heard that
Same
11:14 A face that not even a father would love
"This thing had been living a long time ya know?"
*SCREAMS AND DIES*
There should have been a "And it's dead" counter
9:51
Or ,,Oh my god” counter xd
Mark- I think this baby is weird
Baby- send help
Lll
Hi, again
Get help
THOR: DID SOMEONE SAY GET HELP? Loki: Nooo
Those baby's need help for sure
19:20 Oh look, a Darkiplier edit. Sneaky sneaky
I was thinking the same thing...
Oh yes
*That sneaky lil' booger-*
It would be hilarious if someone actually didn't notice that when watching the video lol
@Andrewguy1161 I was skipping it cus I'm too lazy to watch that for half a minute
When 19:22 happens:
*"OH MY GOD. OKAY, ITS HAPPENING. EVERYBODY STAY CALM!"*
OH MY GOOOOOOOD I CANT STAY CALM 😱😱😱
STAY FU__ING CALM 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
I CANT 😖
Dark is hopefully going to appear in an official thing october 30th!!!
Gabriella Susan he doesn't know me I will live
Markiplier:they're our babies
5minutes later
Mark:don't u look at me
It a love hate relationship
Is nobody gonna tell him he wrote "markiplier" wrong?
Thank u for telling me
I'm so glad Mark isn't a qualified scientist because I think he'd create a few SCPs
I very much agree, even if he and Billy don't always get along.
He would have accidentally created 173 or somethin. Maybe 096. Or 999.
Either something horrible or something completely adorable there is no in between.
@@kameablaine3167 Or a completely useless one like SCP-343. ((:
The Sigher Yes the three sides of the spectrum.
Horrifying
Adorable
Useless
And he doesn’t make any mixture just the extremes
The Sigher actually scp 343 has been known to increase morale, which, in a world filled with deadly scps is very useful.
Creature that he created: *evolves tail and wags it happily when their creator approaches* ^-^
Mark: E U G H!
*this is our baby*
Mark having a baby with 20 million subscriber
I wonder who the mother and or father is
If u have that many gfs the og must if had a lot of relatives
Lmfao that is true
lol
That explains why it looks the way it does.
Mark: This is our baby!!
Me: I'm not paying child support
You Right
Mark is trying to give birth to a Graboid
Mark still hasn't pay our money since our date with him ;-;
His creation looks deeply into his soul.
Mark "DONT LOOK AT ME"
Isn't that like a normal reaction?
I realised why God abadoned us.
Me: *has only seen GrayStillPlays play this game then sees this video pop up*
Me: This should be interesting
Ah, a fellow Gray watcher
Charles Calvin grey is amazing, he’s always funny, but I mean he does get old after binge eating *all* his videos-
I see another person who enjoys watching the suffering of digital representations of life.... Same
same
"How do you like them apples? I bet they taste weird, and irradiated."
"this [noun] don't [verb] too good"
-mark, all the time
This dick don't eat too good.
@@WreckingCritter
This PeePee dont Digest too good
This kid doesn't look too good.
Everyone look at me for being the child friendly 11 year old who is overeducated!!!!
@@kayniee_9268 theres something called "pedophiles"
This Mark don’t run to good
Mark: This is our baby.
Me: I WANT A DIVORCE!!!
XD XD XD XD LOL
Lol right
You really want to give up your one shot at marrying Mark?
My words exactly...
Markiplier: This is our baby
Me: Dear god..
Markiplier: There's more
Me: No..
"You're so cool! What are you? *oH, you're awful! I hate you!* " - Mark 2019
God: *creates beautiful animals and plants*
Mark: “hold my non-alcoholic beer”
Avocado Toast Lmao
Mark can't drink though......
Non alcoholic beer*
Are you saying that the babies aren't beautiful?
Bahahahaha XD exactly XD
Mark: clicks on creature
Creature: looks at Mark
Mark: DoN’t YoU LOoK aT mE!
Creature: continues to stare at Mark
Creature: "wHy dID yOu mAkE mE tHiS wAy?!"
Mark: Does a bunch of stuff
Mark after the bunch of stuff takes effect: Oh no it's just a bunch of THICC BABIES
Me:What are u gonna name the baby?
Mark:I'ma call him horn*y.
Me: 👍👍
Mark: "This is our baby"
Video title: "WHAT HAVE I CREATED...?"
Me: Oh, so now it's just *your* baby?
Mark: EWW WHAT ARE YOU!!
species/his baby: LoV3 mE FæTr
24 chromosomes.
THIS COMMENT MADE ME SNORT
@@knowone8683 3 chromosomes
TT TheEmeraldSword -5 chromosomes
TT TheEmeraldSword 0.5 chromosomes
Smone:**Tries to start a conversation with me**
Me: 7:16
your the opposite of me
I can understand that. I too am not fond of people looking at me, or talking to a person face to face. Quarantine was heaven for me.
Mark, staring at a plethora of buttons and options: "THERE'S NOTHING!!"
"DO NOT FUCKING LOOK AT ME!" Such a good papa, Mark ❤❤
XD XD XD
Ikr
Mark:"Gee I wonder why my animals keep dying?"
Me:"Hm it might have something to do with the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RADIATION YOU KEEP EXPOSING THEM TO!"
I've seen this game on GraystillPlays channel it dosen't harm them it just makes or so it's evolution is faster weirder and more sparatic
@@buissnesscat5735 Omg, I'm litteraly just about to go watch grays newest video xd.
Markiplier: I have created the most disgusting creature in this game!
Graystillplays: YOU’VE SEEN NOTHING YET.
Watching Mark play this is so funny. I actually have this game and understand how it works, so watching him just constant select and irradiate them is so funny
The radiation doesn’t affect the creatures it affects the creatures kids
Name of this game pls 🥺
@@VinayKumar-ge1dl it’s called “Species: Artificial Life, Real Evolution”
Jack - a real proud dad
Mark -
*DONT YOU LOOK AT ME!!*
do you have the link to jack’s video? or do you know the title
@@plantboy19 oh . no no no , it was a joke lolz , jack is actually a dad.
Mark: "This is our baby."
Also Mark: "Oh good it's dead, that didn't live long, probably for the best."
“Maybe flooding them with radiation isn’t the best idea.”
-Markiplier, 2019
The game: Species
CZcams: *Goat Simulator*
I'm not fat I'm just infused with the DNA of *THICCULUS* *CHONKONKOLUS*
I'm wheezing
Mark: *creates something horrifying *
Also Mark: *WHY ISN’T IT DOING ANYTHING?!*
17:40
“Keep Their bellies full and their brains a-radiated”
Markiplier 2019
The SCP foundation wants to know your location.
*_I think this game creates creatures for horror games..._*
Ah, so that's how they made SCP
And fnaf
As well as me and my life in general
SCP's
Maybe not the creepy redrum girls.
I can't wait for someone to make an animation about this.
13:31 how teachers see students during summer break
20:24 oh we’re still at WORMS (looks at potato) oh your not a worm why do you have hair?
6:57 when you see your teacher/teachers
At the store
27:45-28:11
“Grandparents when their THICC daughter-in-law has kids (even the sons have thicc)
(The Father):👍👍
All reverted from summer though
WAY TO TRUE
lol, yes
Mark: "This is OUR baby."
n o
Mark: ok everyone stop screaming
Me: ....
Mark: this is our baby
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
X reader intensifies
Sounds disgusting tho lol
MARK, IM A MALE I CANT JUST DO THAT KIND OF SHIT-
*Dying of laughter* 🤣😆
*OUR*
Baby: *I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction for you*
Mark: "Not at all boy, not at all."
Also Mark: "Deeaaaaauuuuggghh!"
Hi, I am very ugly, but you should enjoy the movie anyway.
Old lady: *disintegrates*
IM UGLY! AND IM PROUD!
*_Sniff_* _Is this Spongrbob references I smell?
@@lucasisyourfav yes. Take it in my child!👼
Hilarious! It’s been a while since I’ve watched a Markiplier video and I’m so glad I chose to watch this one today! I couldn’t stop giggling and laughing out loud. Thanks for making me laugh and smile again I really needed it! Been a fan for about 5 or 6 years now since I was in my mid 20s oh geez I feel old now but watching your videos and your comedy always puts me in a positive happy mood. Thank you! I know you probably get it all the time and you get millions of comments and I still want to say your hard work makes a difference. And I want to give a shout out to all the local SoCal peeps too lol!
Now I know where axolotls came from
*YOU’RE THICKER THAN A BRICK HOUSE*
-Mark
Thicc
27:07
EXTRA THICC!
Sad McChicken
Like me.
READ MY NAME
My friend: bruh u ever b so thick yo thighs touch
Me: yeh
Me again: extra thicc
Pleaaaaaseee make this a series mark. I don’t know about everyone else but I would definitely watch you play this game for hours
Yes!
Dedicate your life to this game Mark!!
This has prpbably been the most disturbing 29 minutes of my life and i want more.
I'd love to see it
BIG FUCKING BET HE BETTER. this was the funniest shit i’ve seen in a while 😂
25:06
*Now this is podracing*
Mark: "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Also Mark: *Repeats the line as he moves right in front of the creature's face*
Nearly 29 minutes of "put u over here an your dead" and "dont look at me" lol, perfect Mark, as always
I’m content with the fact that I share a baby with a few million people
What the fuck is wrong with your profile pic? I-
*communism intensifies* 😂
Mark:EWWWW what are youuuuuuuuu?
Thing:LOVE MEH FATTHARRRRR
Best Comment
It's the plot of Frankenstein
Yep
The exact plot
😂😂😂
Mark:Put 30 seconds on the clock!
*Multiple species dies*
Isn't that the nuclear doomsday clock?
11:25
I choked on my tea XD
Mark: how do I clear the target
Mark: *Makes no attempt to edit the target*
mark, never have a child. please.
"feed 'em and irradiate 'em"
serenitylovesdnp irradiate me father
you think he'd be the nicest dad ever until you see this video skskks
What have you created? A new SCP, obviously.
scp 69
I guess that's SCP-3N15
Igel_Man Del_Monte i love what you did there
Of course it is scp-2702
Can he make SCP-173 in this game?
Can't...breath...can't...breath...send...help....
I don't know if it's because I'm so stressed from finals, but this is legitimately the hardest I've laughed in months.
*gives paper bag and TLC food and water* *pats head* there there
WHAT THE HEAVEN MARK I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL EARTH.
The thing: love me papa
Mark: don’t look at me
Also, Darwin is quaking
Game: how much irradiations do you want?
Mark: *yes*
ZDREX GAMER lol
19:10 D-Dark? Naaaah.
19:15 Something doesn't seem right...
19:18 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUM...
19:22 DARKIPLIER IS BACK!!
cringe
(28:00) THE PLAINS ARE OVERRUN WITH THE THICK OF CHONKONKCULES
😂😂😂😂
All of them scream "End my suffering."
And that's exactly what he has accomplished
Why did mark both insult and compliment his creations about their looks
RUN
Mark: This is our baby
*MULTIPLE DEATHS ON THAT DAY*
Multiplied by many internal injuries in the future .
28:00
“The plains are overrun with the thicc of chonkonkules.”
I think that is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever heard. 😂😂😂
1:13
Me and homework right there.
Yeah... I'm just gonna go into a corner and think about why I just watched this monstrosity.
GAMES ARE AWESOME... That what he says.
20:50 theoretically if you were to pump a species full of radiation for hundreds of hundreds of years would that species then evolve to eventually not survive under/below a certain rad level
13:38
Mark is literally god looking down upon the human species
Mark: “THIS IS *OUR* BABY”
Me: yep looks just like me👍
oh god you must look unbelievably...
. . . normal?
Mood
"A B I G I L L I O N TINY THICC BABIES!" ~ Markiplier 2k19
yes.
yes.
yes.
Yes
yes.
who thinks Mark should play this again
"EEWWWW it's either a butthole or a mouth..idk what's more disgusting" 😖😖🤢
Markimoo 2019
Me: *looks at thumbnail*
Me: _what in the goddamn_
Looks like a caterpillar with Toad's face.
Avengers Reject “some men...just wanna watch the world burn”.
@@gamefan6219 It almost does!🖒
I guess you could say, you never saw it coming... 8))))
Pretty much how i felt when i saw this
It’s like Spore but... *n o t*
Who needs biology lessons when we have Markiplier?
You right
Bi al o gee
Blackout Ally,
No it’s a butt
Spore was not a particularly great game. This game looks exceptional.. too exceptional...
Spore holds your hand.
This game expects you to have godlike abilities
if Graystillplays saw the creatures you made, he would be proud
0:54
Once you see it, you can't unsee it(Markipiler edition)