If I remember correctly, the context of the seal picture was that he had fallen asleep and melted the snow under him with his body heat, so the 'sunken in' side of him was just wet fur.
1:36 That seal was most likely shedding its fur for the warmer months. It also could be a genetic disorder where the hair on one side can’t be as thick
Christian Flaherty: Sequel Edition No, but Paul spoke on it after following Jesus. Also, even if that isn’t good enough for you, Jesus never had to. The Mosaic Law already condemns it as a sin, and Jesus came not to abolish the law, but to fulfill it.
Thank god I completely forgot the name of the show Fun fact I named a stuffed animal after a minor character from the show (well atleast the polish name translation) I named him trombusz berni
Nobody: You can speak!? Human faced cat: Of course, dimwit! I'm a talking sardonic cat. Get a grip!! Nobody: Wow, that's funny! We should make a family-friendly movie centred around your strange, hilarious existence.
@@max-isnt-real Why was Snorlax furry? That made me very uncomfortable. Now I can't imagine Snorlax as anything but a cholesterol packed ball of sweaty fur and I hate it.
Clearly she doesn’t love her step son cause she made sure he didn’t sit too close to her so there was enough room to crop him out yet her other kids are as close as can be to her... that’s absolutely horrid, that poor boy is gonna have so many issues growing up, I feel for him.
and in the other photo the biological kids where being held and he was standing on the ground with his hair being barely visible. hopefully cps helps him but probably not
Fun fact: There's a theory out there that Amilia Earhart, when she vanished, crashed onto or near an island where she was eaten by coconut crabs, either alive or dead.
@@ultimatetrashboy419 Admittedly, yes. It was something I read. The island, located southeast of her planned destination, it was noted that coconut crabs frequent it. The theory suggested that she could've been eaten alive by them or that they merely consumed her corpse. There were a few reported instances of people picking up radio signals - a woman claimed she heard another woman on her radio yelling for help, saying something about rising water. Though, if she had crashed on or near the island, I don't think I've heard much of anything as far as wreckage - I know they found a boot that could've been hers, but that's all I know.
My middle school students pointed out my anus that has sagging skin and was visible from under my skirt and they said it looks like silly putty with eyes so I told them they better not bring up that time a whole bunch of my poop was stuck between my anal labia and my mother had to come and remove it with her clitoris.
11:05 At least you can recycle some trash, this lady’s straight up foul, if we tried to incinerate her she’d put out so much pollution that the ozone layer instantly disintegrates. I say we just trap her in a room that’s pure white, which is not scented at all so the only feeling of humanity she gets is sight (which won’t even do much considering that it’s pure white), and touch.
My dad fertilized himself in my ass using my brother's semen and he drank the sperm then watered himself until he grew out of a pot that was shaped like my urethra.
@@carter898 There needs to be a stronger version of Cursed Comments solely for what atrocities that sicko has brought into this world... But yes, agreed.
8:02 That fish is a Pacu, and while their teeth are technically for eating large tree nuts there are apparently some stories around villages where they've mistaken the wrong kind of nut.
Disclaimer, I thankfully do not know this huyup thing... I'm just amazed at the gross sick details of the replies the disturbed individual has damned us to see.
Good grief CZcams knows about more slang than anyone else I swear... It's litteraly just short for "raccoon" in regards to the cat. Didn't even know "coon" was a racist term, but I'm sure someone's grandpa did...
Human Cat: It's not. This is a rental property. PhotoshopSurgeon: That means Free Human Cat: It really actually doesn't though, you'll need to pay a bond up front, we charge rent fortnightly, and there's a bi-annual body corporate fee. PhotoshopSurgeon: My House Now Human Cat: Sir--please leave. PhotoshopSurgeon: What do you thinmk of my new Doormat Human Cat: Sir-- PhotoshopSurgeon: It has the Minion face on it Human Cat: PhotoshopSurgeon: Minion Face
Yeah, but aren't the called that because according to the local lore they believe it was a cross between a cat and a raccoon? More like Damien rightfully fears the demonetization bots of the CZcams Overlords.
@@npcx-mq6cr It's sad people even have to fear them. It's disappointing how someone's ad revenue could get taken away just by saying the name of the breed of a cat.
I literally can't comment that word or CZcams auto removes my comment... I learned this after repeatedly trying to explain that it's literally a place in this country and is popular for their cheese of the same name. .... I'm also half-caste. So... Yeah. CZcams makes sure I can't um... Say words that... uh... Offend my own people... 😶
The slimer image actually is accurate to how he was in the original movies. He actually had a butt crease. It wasn’t until the real ghostbusters tv show that he not only got a tail, but also the name “Slimer”. The more you know
The thing about papyrus is wrong. Flesh doesn't cover the skull like that. If it was done correctly though, it would look ten times worse and more cursed
When Damien said “this is how the borders should be,” I cringed. We have more than enough rectangular states already, thank you very much. …although, I suppose if there were multiple “Four Corners” points, none of them would have meaningless tourist-trap monuments…
0:46 For some reason this really made me think of Yann Martel's Beatrice and Virgil. Like, you _could_ have used your talents to bring more beauty and joy into the world, and instead you chose to do this.
4:04, yes it is real it is a rare disease where teeth grow in weird places. I’ll try to find it for u but it grows in the weirdest places. Edit: The disease is called hyperdontia
6:11 her mouth opens up like a Minecraft chest
_creak_
so THATS where my friend hid all my diamonds
Diamonds are so last update Netherite is the coolest ore now
@@EmKay czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
@@shortname1644 Im not falling for it. I'm not getting rickrolled
If I remember correctly, the context of the seal picture was that he had fallen asleep and melted the snow under him with his body heat, so the 'sunken in' side of him was just wet fur.
Oh my god is that it? I thought he had some disease
This is correct
Half wet boi
I didn't even know seals were that hairy i thought they had hard hair like pug fur
Even if you are lying, thank you for making it wholesome.
1:36 That seal was most likely shedding its fur for the warmer months. It also could be a genetic disorder where the hair on one side can’t be as thick
it’s just. Wet
Cool! I didn’t know that! Are you a marine biologist or something? Thx for spreading the gift of knowledge!
Your wisdom is impressive o.O
0:44 is what the movie cats should have looked like
Sav4geMonkey 07 exactly
I want to see that dance lol
Yes
It looks like that cat in alice in wonderland the cat that smiles big
YES 👏🏻
"I'd kiss Jesus, I'd do it" - Emkay admits to being willing to betray Jesus for 30 pieces of silver
There is no way JC wasn't gay. He had 12 (12!) guys in his boygroup.
Plus, JC never said anything against homosexuality, either. So it’s possible.
@@magicaleevee843 BTS who??? Sorry in this house we only stan JC and The Boys
WTF... BLASPHEMY
Christian Flaherty: Sequel Edition No, but Paul spoke on it after following Jesus. Also, even if that isn’t good enough for you, Jesus never had to. The Mosaic Law already condemns it as a sin, and Jesus came not to abolish the law, but to fulfill it.
I Just Saw The Name And Thought: "So, The Movie?"
You. Were Wrong.
Cum is yum but can be a pain in the bum if you don't use your friends' poop as butt plugs.
@@huyup123456 the fu-
huyup123456 thanks I hate it 👍
@@nisabun4996
I know this is a TIHI... But that thing needs to move to the "Make Me Suffer" vids. The TIHI is less severe than that.
0:00 Looks like they finally made a Live adaption of Zig & Sharko.
Ah yesssss! A good show that got a good Netflix adaptation.
Thank god
I completely forgot the name of the show
Fun fact
I named a stuffed animal after a minor character from the show (well atleast the polish name translation) I named him trombusz berni
Lol zig and sharko is my life. I always thought it was strange. Now I likee
No Name what the heck is that?
Sentient hyena and shark with limbs
"Good morning to everyone except these two people"
My favorite line!
Nobody:
Human faced cat: KHAJIIT HAS WARES IF YOU HAVE COIN
Nobody: You can speak!?
Human faced cat: Of course, dimwit! I'm a talking sardonic cat. Get a grip!!
Nobody: Wow, that's funny! We should make a family-friendly movie centred around your strange, hilarious existence.
Bruh
@@EmKay Yea I agree. Snorlax was horrible in Detective Pikachu.
@@max-isnt-real Why was Snorlax furry? That made me very uncomfortable. Now I can't imagine Snorlax as anything but a cholesterol packed ball of sweaty fur and I hate it.
@@YosiahW my job here is done
Clearly she doesn’t love her step son cause she made sure he didn’t sit too close to her so there was enough room to crop him out yet her other kids are as close as can be to her... that’s absolutely horrid, that poor boy is gonna have so many issues growing up, I feel for him.
personally I'd like to knock her down and watch her try and get up. wtf messed up fam, and the dads probably as fucked as the mum
and in the other photo the biological kids where being held and he was standing on the ground with his hair being barely visible. hopefully cps helps him but probably not
@@awesomegaymer5786 bro I love ur username
3:10 I can't. My favorite, the Headless Horseless Horseman is missing.
does that mean we're headless horseless horsemanless
Headless manhorse?
Is that a TF2 reference?
The headless horseless man... do you, by any chance watch PM Seymour?
My favorite is the horseless headless horseman
guys in a white van watching this: *ah yes, perfection*
Nice a jojo fan
@Sebastian Uribe no
frozen pizza rolls are tasty.
Can I get some speed weed?
speedweed
Fun fact: There's a theory out there that Amilia Earhart, when she vanished, crashed onto or near an island where she was eaten by coconut crabs, either alive or dead.
DDisconnect that was oddly specific?
@@ultimatetrashboy419 Admittedly, yes. It was something I read. The island, located southeast of her planned destination, it was noted that coconut crabs frequent it. The theory suggested that she could've been eaten alive by them or that they merely consumed her corpse. There were a few reported instances of people picking up radio signals - a woman claimed she heard another woman on her radio yelling for help, saying something about rising water. Though, if she had crashed on or near the island, I don't think I've heard much of anything as far as wreckage - I know they found a boot that could've been hers, but that's all I know.
@@Ipsolus dont they eat coconuts
@@iangamez496 not always
@@iangamez496 i heard that someone saw them killing perhaps eating a cat
Valkyrie must be one of the actors from the Cats Movie
Hi man who killed me :D
Yes
@@0f44 Shenei kakyoin
@@floppagaming8469 :^
More like a cat from the movie made by cats called "humans"
6:15
So _that's_ why girl's pockets are so small, they use their mouthes!
Their mouths are just like portable Minecraft chests
R/CursedComments
As a girl I can confirm our solution to not having pockets is putting items in our mouths by opening them like a minecraft chest
I stopped counting how often I tried to slide my hands into my GF's FAKE POCKETS
mouths*
2:40 1st graders when science teacher does literally anything
Quinn Ravet 4:30
Oh? It's at 2:40? Nice.
The demon child or the weird door?
_A E S T H E T I C_ Pretty sure the demon child
Video: Rat underwear.
Damien: no Chills voice.
Me: "My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined."
The last thing you'd want to see in your dresser is a pair of undies made of rat. Rat undies. My god.
_"You kids are too young to remember that but your parents are gonna hate it."_
*~ Peter Griffin after listening to "Memory" from CATS: The Musical*
Sup.
Do you have Telegram?
My middle school students pointed out my anus that has sagging skin and was visible from under my skirt and they said it looks like silly putty with eyes so I told them they better not bring up that time a whole bunch of my poop was stuck between my anal labia and my mother had to come and remove it with her clitoris.
@@huyup123456 Stoooopppp I can only get so much more erect
Mr. Friendship Fourth time I saw you in the comment section of a video
1:03 as an Irish person, I can confirm this
I can also confirm this
Being half black and Mexican I can confirm
Me too
(Galway)
Irish guacamole is best guacamole
11:05
At least you can recycle some trash, this lady’s straight up foul, if we tried to incinerate her she’d put out so much pollution that the ozone layer instantly disintegrates. I say we just trap her in a room that’s pure white, which is not scented at all so the only feeling of humanity she gets is sight (which won’t even do much considering that it’s pure white), and touch.
when you said to " trap her in a room that's pure white" i thought you were treating her as a scp
1:36 The Leopard Seal was sleeping on one side and so he got bed-head from melting ice with his body heat :D
aww
@@huyup123456 you're gay. Also
1:42
Yes he's fine, he slept on his side and his body heat melted the snow underneath him which wet his fur down. He's basically got bed head.
Keep clicking on the timestamp
A snake with two heads wouldn't actually be on a "friendly" standing with the other. They would fight over their food
2:00 Is perfect for Thanos’s quote “I will shred this Universe into its last atom”-Thanos
Everyone:"MY NAMEIAN IS DAMEIAN!"
Me:"Zach smokes crack"
Hug to everyone who liked my crappy comment ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ
My dad also do the same!
Your welcome
@@adeeshup8474 My mommy sniffs sugar
@@jenisdauncle *Wh-Why?*
"I'm Zach,
Life hack:
smoke crack."
Always have to wait a second to see if it’s zack or damien cause sometimes they literally just sound the same
My dad fertilized himself in my ass using my brother's semen and he drank the sperm then watered himself until he grew out of a pot that was shaped like my urethra.
huyup123456 r/cursedcomments
@@carter898 definitely
@@carter898
There needs to be a stronger version of Cursed Comments solely for what atrocities that sicko has brought into this world...
But yes, agreed.
I have nothing against Zach...
but when “my name is Damien” happens I always go “FUCK YES” in my head
"How tf you get a squirrel stuck in your-" *dies*
My funeral: and that was her last words
I was sad Damien didn't use his Chills voice at the rat panties.
5:56
Another reason Papyrus should never have flesh.
Facepalm.
*what are the other reasons?*
We don’t like to talk about the other reasons...
@@Thatoneman5
Agreed.
TELL US
You know, I don’t think that’s what a land shark looks like
I have seen it its real and thats its look
Obviously.
Land sharks aren't pink.
Yeah, that's an air dog
Dinosaurcar
That makes more sense, thank you
3:59
That’s the first time I ever had to look away from my phone at an image....yikes
That Lion Thing.
Well to be fair, James Earl Jones is in both franchises.
8:02 That fish is a Pacu, and while their teeth are technically for eating large tree nuts there are apparently some stories around villages where they've mistaken the wrong kind of nut.
The stories are also proven false.
@@dagothur7171 I wouldn't be surprised, I'm just saying there are stories.
Very first image:
[Illuminaughti hated that.]
I think my cousin really enjoyed seeing me inseminate myself with my brother's semen.
huyup123456 are you just going around making our lives miserable
@@huyup123456
I... What? Holy shit, wow I need a new set of eyes after reading that. These eyes are tainted.
Disclaimer, I thankfully do not know this huyup thing... I'm just amazed at the gross sick details of the replies the disturbed individual has damned us to see.
@@huyup123456 Vanilla milkshake
Person -
y'all ever think about how your fingers are slowly 3D printing your nails?
Me, with a nail biting problem -
*fools*
0:37
That’s one beautiful cat
7:07 that's literally a horror game already
Ah, I see you are a man if culture as well
yes
Slendytubbies
Ah yes, now we look at the fleshy, tall demon, slender man tellytubbie: Lala
0:36 The furries’ response to the movie Cats
7:10
Oh, and to make this more terrifying, keep in mind Tinky Winky is 10 ft tall. Have a nice day :)
O h g o d n o
no no no no no no no no no no
Me: **was born**
My mom: thanks I hate it.
Emkay: MOVING ON-
Bob: hmmm what should we build today?
Frank: well we we have this link shark and these manikin parts..
Bob: mhh
Frank: hmm
Bob & frank: 💡
Paul: hey guys watcha do.... JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Terii: P A U L G E T T H E C A M E R A
Yikes, when you can't say the cats full breed without getting demonetised.
Scrolled to find this exact comment. That's the legit cat name.
@@criscojesus4378 but why though?
kampf lol
Good grief CZcams knows about more slang than anyone else I swear... It's litteraly just short for "raccoon" in regards to the cat. Didn't even know "coon" was a racist term, but I'm sure someone's grandpa did...
You can't say coon on CZcams but you can say vagina, penis, and other body parts without getting demonetized
I love how instead of being disgusted at most of them like a normal person would Damien just goes 'woAH MAN THAS CRAZY'
When you know, the teeth in the toenails ain’t photoshopped, but it’s sfx stuff done really well: >:)
0:37 *Khajiit have wares if you have coin.*
Fez :O
“Grill for ten minutes”
Damien: *sees photo* gnaw
I'm watching after watching blessed images...
Balance has been fulfilled
7:48
nobody:
bottom right:
when the flying doom demon sees you have friends:
Human Cat: *exists*
PhotoshopSurgeon: It's Free Real Estate
Human Cat: It's not. This is a rental property.
PhotoshopSurgeon: That means Free
Human Cat: It really actually doesn't though, you'll need to pay a bond up front, we charge rent fortnightly, and there's a bi-annual body corporate fee.
PhotoshopSurgeon: My House Now
Human Cat: Sir--please leave.
PhotoshopSurgeon: What do you thinmk of my new Doormat
Human Cat: Sir--
PhotoshopSurgeon: It has the Minion face on it
Human Cat:
PhotoshopSurgeon: Minion Face
@@EmKay What
@@EmKay PhotoshopSurgeon is female
5:56
**BONETROUSLE STOPS**
NYEN NYEN NY- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Skintrousle
looks like jacksepticeye
Pea shooter r/cursedcomments
Imagine what Undyne would look like...
0:00 Shark girl: *Real life Edition*
7:55 when you tell grandma you're not hungry (first image)
I'm scared because Damien's Patrick's impression is extremely good.
1:13
me: Now this is an Avengers level threat
Haven’t fucking heard that one before
Tom Mitchell ain’t you just the joy of the party
Neo Night he sure is!
Neon Waffle yep
2:48 it's a portal shhh
Me: I’ll Have A Poop Ring Thank You Sir
Cashier: Sorry What?
Also Me: oH sHiTe MaTe sOrrY I mEaNt a rInG pOp
lO sIenTo tAnQuE
The fact that Damien didn’t want to say coon lets me know he’s knowledgeable of the streets 🙏🏼 A true MADLAD.
Or because Tfue got banned from Twitch for saying coon
Yeah, but aren't the called that because according to the local lore they believe it was a cross between a cat and a raccoon? More like Damien rightfully fears the demonetization bots of the CZcams Overlords.
@@npcx-mq6cr It's sad people even have to fear them. It's disappointing how someone's ad revenue could get taken away just by saying the name of the breed of a cat.
I literally can't comment that word or CZcams auto removes my comment...
I learned this after repeatedly trying to explain that it's literally a place in this country and is popular for their cheese of the same name.
.... I'm also half-caste. So... Yeah. CZcams makes sure I can't um... Say words that... uh... Offend my own people... 😶
7:19 Dude, ya missed "hostile" part: they won't be trading, they'll go straight for the prize
The seal is fine, he just shedding. It does kinda look like hes wearing a mask of himself tho :))
2:19
This would have improved the beauty and the beast movie significantly
1:36 what happened is that he melted the ice under him so he got half-wet
2:13
Imagine having this on your bedside table and everytime you wake up, you wake up to a beautiful face right next to you.
I'd still take it
I really want it, honestly.
I honestly think it's pretty. I would buy one.
The ring poop honestly looks like a cracked choccy doughnut
How smoothly Damien was able to say "Dodrinkos" disturbs me deeply.
0:23 The best way to make spaghetti
1:42 it's his version of bedhead, he slept on one side and it wetted down his fluff
The slimer image actually is accurate to how he was in the original movies. He actually had a butt crease. It wasn’t until the real ghostbusters tv show that he not only got a tail, but also the name “Slimer”. The more you know
Damien starter pack
"Woah"
"That is gnarly"
"How dare you sir"
"Wheeze"
5:56
Do another one with sans so the sans fangirls fandom can die once and for all
ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ
Little did Damien know that the “tardigrade” was a worm
Tardigrades are way cuter
That’s not a tardigrade?
The thing about papyrus is wrong. Flesh doesn't cover the skull like that. If it was done correctly though, it would look ten times worse and more cursed
Ngl I kinda wanna see it done correctly but I’ll probably regret it later
When Damien said “this is how the borders should be,” I cringed. We have more than enough rectangular states already, thank you very much.
…although, I suppose if there were multiple “Four Corners” points, none of them would have meaningless tourist-trap monuments…
Well, I'd personally go for triangular states. Imagine all the six corner points.
0:46 For some reason this really made me think of Yann Martel's Beatrice and Virgil. Like, you _could_ have used your talents to bring more beauty and joy into the world, and instead you chose to do this.
TEEHEE in Michael Jackson’s voice
Every time
4:33 Definitely heard "Love chimps, but hate chewing?" the first time. Chimps are pretty chewy and sinewy in my experience.
you finally hit 2 mil!!! Congrats!!!
2:19
Yo, Pot Angelo
2:16 looks like an SCP
Scp vase XD
I think it would make a perfect -J.
SCP-019
That patrick part is killing me 😂 😂 😂
5:06 That's the best Patrick Star impersonation I have ever heard! LMFAO NICE 👌🏽
10:37
That would be Muscular’s (my hero academia) Pokémon.
Yes it would
Omg you’re right xD
8:34 that's a Teratoma.
Exactly. They are disgusting. Tumors, that grow random teeth and hair inside them. Absolutely horrifying.
1:39 that sea lion, from what i know of them, was a pup with a downy coat. Its in the process of shedding that fluffy coat to mature
2:40 confused Damien noises
"welcome to r/ thanks i hate it"
me: *michael jackson voice* tehee
0:46
When Anakin doesn't execute order 66
Damien’s Patrick impression is on POINT
*something weird appears*
Emkay: bravo six, going wow
4:04, yes it is real it is a rare disease where teeth grow in weird places. I’ll try to find it for u but it grows in the weirdest places. Edit: The disease is called hyperdontia
Hyperdontia is just more teeth than normal in your mouth, not in other places
Actually, it looks more like they've used clay and real teeth to make that. But good thing you searched too.
It’s Bitx it’s makeup you can tell
0:36 now that’s a cat A Movie with him
Dude: You’re filled to the brim with organs!
Michael: *I believe that you have made a mistake*
7:56
1st pic: *looking at the 3rd pic* woh dude calm down!
2nt pic: *rapist smile*
3rd pic: *damien’s personality*
i hear: khajiit has wears if you got coin
pls tell me im the only one not hear this :I
i hear: Hi Guy`s and Welcome Back to Em Kay!!
6:34 is it bad that it actually does taste like that... tell me this person is wrong I dare you.
It really does. Considering that it only has less than 2% orange juice, it’s not surprising.
this homo sapien is incorrect
Uploaded on my birthday! Thanks for this amazing video
I am greatly appreciative of the "that's what's over the hedge pal" reference
8:02 haha reminded me of that Phineas and Ferb episode s.i.m.p squirrel in my pant.
Damien’s back y’all.
*Happy noises.*
“If you like it raw then you like it raw I ain’t gonna judge chief” 9:02
I wonder what Gordon Ramsey thinks it he saw this
2:59
Just putting a timestamp here to show that this is my favorite part of the video.