actually i know someone who was wasted an got into an extremely bad wreck. Dr. told her had she been sober she would of died, you get limber drunk you tense up sober so you have a higher chance of getting hurt since you brace up before hitting something.
@hasbulla5260 the dude who drove the audi rs6 300 KMH down the autobahn got his body separated in half, they couldn't find the bottom half of his body. Hence; "where's my bottom!"
That last one just morfed into a ball of metal.
Titanic PTSD
No accurate physics. The pole would have torn off like a toothpick at that velocity. .
That's a rs6 type crash
Kerosene starts playing*
The spelling atleast?
-42 means that the wrecked car will attract someone from the road to death ☠️
LOL
😂
I’m weak!😂
Shit if I see a car wrapped around a pole you better bet I'm gonna be so distracted I cream a pedestrian
Nah he has a 42% chance of survival
Audi R8 got the Audi RS6 flashbacks 💀💀💀💀
Fr 💀
Fr
Bro i was gonna comment this💀💀💀
@@basketz2k24me too 💀💀💀
Kerosene starts playing
"we was in the back seat so we fine"
ye
A few severe minor concussions but we good
@@greekfire995 In the arm, mind you
@@greekfire995we got some headache. but no biggie
Fr
So long as I'm in the driver's seat, I'm death-proof
smart bruh
I don’t get it
@johansebastianrosashernand9911 Death Proof is a kickass Tarantino movie from a while back. You've gotta see it, it's top notch
best comment i’ve ever seen
G- forces: aight imma just *dissapears*
Losing 0.03% in mid air is a skill issue ngl
they prob hit their head on the wheel
heart attack*
Heart attack
Fr skill issue
@@TheChickenIsOnFire207Which is personally a skull issue
These crashes can only be survived when
1)Your driving speed is normal
2)You know how to drive
3)You are not drunk
most people survive those high speed collisions because they are inebriated. relax. the crash is 100% caused by being drunk though
It’s better to be drunk, toast me, I know about these things. 🍻
@@weepie4089I was in a car crash today and the car rolled over 5 times. luckily we both survived and no one was drunk
actually i know someone who was wasted an got into an extremely bad wreck. Dr. told her had she been sober she would of died, you get limber drunk you tense up sober so you have a higher chance of getting hurt since you brace up before hitting something.
"You ruined my tesla!"
Me: "Honey, it was ruined when you bought it. *Snap snap.* Yeah."
The jeep went from 58% to 59%
Bro literally resurrected 💀
I was looking for this comment 💀
@@JoFoBoYt me too
bro used a totem of undying
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i dont think its a jeep, is it?
Bro just regenerated one percent in the buggy
that 1% resurrected
It went like
Oh hell nah I ain’t dying today
I saw it too
@@Alberto3021bro activated the power of hope, love and friendship!
That R8 did the most Audi things 💀💀💀
Ayo💀💀💀💀
Kerosene
@@bryanng8629💀
Anyone gonna talk about how the dune buggy one it increased by from 58% to 59% like one dude was magically resuscitated by god 💀
🎉🎉🎉lol same😂😂
That Audi r8 got that kerosene spirit
He should have put that during the drive
All I know is that the cameraman would survive all of these scenarios.
Fr
As a cameraman I can confirm id survive.
Even on -42 chance🤔
@@Burgertoast487fr
@@Burgertoast487 yes, I will survive
Bro learned percentages from the Red Robin menu lmao
How to survive a crash: don't get in a crash
That Audi got the rs6 treatment💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Probably listening to kerosene
Got enough skull emojis there bud? Jesus.
@@Sosozanyway😐
bro its also an audi so it does need a rs6 treatment
@@VampireWolf2224making jokes out of some innocent persons death is sad man…
Bro lost 0.3 percent survival chance cause he was in the air too long 💀
Heart attack I guess
Old Granny's heart not what it just to be,just like gramps's DIC-
maybe too fast falling speed i guess?
@@nico_afton4984are you ok 💀
@@NitroGamer279 no
You know a car rotation like that can kill
“Would you survive in you were in these cars?”
Car: *explodes into a thousand pieces*
Second one is literally every GTA online player forgetting about that one turn
Cameraman never dies. I want to be one.
That R8 got RS6'd
Autobahn💀
@@kabirkarmani772Where’s my bottom?!?💀
@@kabirkarmani772what?
are you guys forgetting about the audi r8 crash in rome
@hasbulla5260 the dude who drove the audi rs6 300 KMH down the autobahn got his body separated in half, they couldn't find the bottom half of his body.
Hence; "where's my bottom!"
As long as we wearing a seat belt we chillen man
The last one reminded me of the audi rs6 crash
Bro pulled these numbers out his ass 🔥
Fr. Underrated comment
Why you looking at bros ass? 😂
@@idkfitz4184no
@@idkfitz4184people don’t understand how deadly being thrown around in a car is
@@personwhogivesfacts5244 Rolling is not that dangerous. coming to a full stop from a high speed is the deadly thing
Where are you getting some of these numbers? No way that truck in the city environment was 19 💀💀
He canonly responds with, "Out of my ass"
I saw a video of a white truck doing something similar IRL. He hit a barrel roll snd he just walked out completely fine.
His ass
Completely random number depending on how hard the car hit something. In other words, "my ass"
dude, the g force alone would probably turn your brain into smush, its not a unrealistic number tbh
Last one had a 42% chance to kill someone watching
I would die in all crashes but if i have a camera in my hand then i will survive because CAMERA MAN NEVER DIES😂
The last car became it's own memorial ribbon.
300th like
*Falls mid air for a second*
'Yeah that's 0.1% less chances obviously'
Heart attack
Grandpa had a heart attack
G forces left the chat
Heart Attack left the chat
Hitting your head left the chat
When you fall from high then you feel pain like the elevator but the elevator is slow.
I like how while the charger is sailing down the canyon 0.3% of people would die before impact like "aight ima head out before this gets messy"
Definitely surviving the last one you have the best odds.
Air exists*
This guy: you dead
Cuz of heart attacks
Bro pulled these numbers out of his ass🔥🔥🔥🔥
fr
its a computer
I SCREAMED OH YEAH ABSOLUTELY AT THE LAST ONE
Survival chance -42%. 😂😂😂
The last one took out the grim reaper too 💀
I think this should be the top comment... :(
@@sergiohandalcervantes4785 😊
Audi just got that rs6 dancing skills
NAH
DAMN
"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!" five seconds after: "I think that was satan."
Gamer kid: i will pop a luck boost for a crash so i have more chance of living
That last one takes the phrase "wrapped the car around a telephone pole" quite literally
I don’t remember that being a phrase but alr ☠️💀
@@bloodsportz doesn’t matter. It is a phrase that is used sometimes.
Ofcourse it's a audi too 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I'm in the back so I'm surviving 💀💀
The last one and the second one I don’t think would matter
The audi and ford truck were brutal
The last one gave me Audi RS6 flashbacks
As long as I'm the cameraman, I'm surviving
Nobody is
@@nescincredible4822fr it’s just unfunny
“ i was in the back seat so i’m good” 💀
1st crash:yes
2nd crash:yes
3rd crash:yes
4th crash:yes
5th crash:i'm not surviving in any Audi crash💀
last one was the most safest one
bro fr💯💯i was in the backseat so im fine👌👌👌
@@lilmarshtompmissed the joke? Lemme fix that.
"Most safest" nice grammar
@@BritishGrenadier69 🤓☝️
@@Luminal_spxcesI am gonna eat yo eggs raw
I guess air just decreases your percentage of living 💀💀
tbf 100% of all people that died breathed air.
its possible to die from shock if you are falling for a while.
Bro remake the Audi Rs6 flashbacks💀
The buggy car: 💀🔥💀😎
For anyone wondering what the negative means it means that you have a chance of being re born
The definition of "wrapped around a telephone pole." 😂
The tundra and atv were the most surviving chance anyone can have imo
That -41 was personal😂😂
That one guy be like "i would survive if i was in the back seat"
Theres a 0.01% chance of death of you touch someone's wheel with yours in a buggie. Insane.
Turns on sweet dreams. Stops time like quicksilver and jumps out the window. Headphones unplug and I realize I’m still over a giant cliff and dies.
As a wise man once said, it’s not the speed that kills you, it’s the abrupt stop
That 0.01% of people at that small bump 💀
That last crash: "Kerosene starts playing" ah Shi-
Last one gives me flashbacks...
Last one gave me flashbacks and kerosene starting playing in my head
Frr
Bro got his driver's licence from Walmart 💀
Someone who’s survived 2 DUI crashes I’d say yes but third times the charm to not make it😂
Damn That buggy got some skill
the last one got personal with that pole 💀
That last one pulled a Paul Walker
Nah that was a porsche and it didn't do that it just crumpled
nah it pulled a 200kph Audi RS6 move
@@Cbrmkn98xs300Kmph*
@@theguywhousedtocare it wasnt a 300kph, most articles were wrong on that
@@Cbrmkn98xs actually 🤓 it was in between 200kph and 300kph, although I usually round it of to 300kph, so I usually take 300kph..
The last one got me thinking about the Audi rs6
Car scratch : your survival chance reduce 0.01%
I know you can only be so creative with these. But it would be cool to see a full short with a survival chance of 5% or less🤪
as long as I am holding a camera, I am death proof
The last car repeated history
What are the odds of speeding through a city a slipping on a ramp irl?
Don’t you just hate when you drive off the side of some random ramp in the middle of the road?
Unreal
You make really interesting videos. Thank you for becoming a CZcamsr
Bro drive slow...slowwww
Driver: we still have -42% chance to live
Man really did Paul Walker us at the end there. It's good to know that his percentage of survival was -42%
it saying 100% survival:
a random heart attack: 👀
camera man never dies
Me: *coming out of the cars with no pain*
My grandma would probably be a sigma for that, but for me, I don’t know
How did a single bounce boost the survival chance from 58 to 59% 💀
That Dodge Challenger:imma playin genshin impact
That truck triggered my damn ptsd minus the ramp thats exactly how i wrecked 8 yrs ago
The last time an Audi had a crash like that happened "Kerosene" became a popular song
The last one was like the rs6 crash
Car: "breaks the back"
This guy: 2.4% survival
Bro touched a car with the wheel and you have 99.9% of surviving ☠️
That last crash though👀
That one guy at the end : yeah I would
If we are in a tesla of his control, consider us ded 💀
The last one was like the Audi R6 crash
Car: minor dent
This guy: SURVIVAL 00000.00000009%!!!!
car hits pebble at 1mph "yea thats 0.1% chance survival
The last one was listening to Kerosene
Car: phases through sign
Me: phew so glad I V-clipped
Good thing that pole was invisible
The signs: “Am I nothing to you”
The traffic sign pole in the 3rd and 4th: Am I a joke to you? 💀