TSA training for the holidays ✈️

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  • čas přidán 6. 09. 2024

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  • @TheOneandOnlyMandM2
    @TheOneandOnlyMandM2 Před 8 měsíci +15217

    “12.5!?! WE ARE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!!” Had me dying. 😂😂

    • @chrissavage1449
      @chrissavage1449 Před 8 měsíci +5

      663 likes and no comments? lemme fix that.

    • @BryceWilcox-xi1eb
      @BryceWilcox-xi1eb Před 8 měsíci +2

      Same

    • @Colee_Vr
      @Colee_Vr Před 8 měsíci

      How are there only two other comments
      Let me be the third

    • @notelf5044
      @notelf5044 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Don’t say curses onto yourself like “I’m dead” or “I’m dying”

    • @Midnite8156
      @Midnite8156 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@notelf5044 Shut up

  • @MistaReaper
    @MistaReaper Před 8 měsíci +10440

    “No socks? They’re probably flying spirit we don’t care about them.”
    😂

    • @TheRavenLord1
      @TheRavenLord1 Před 8 měsíci +49

      Let’s be real it’s Spirit. They aren’t at the top of list for anyone.

    • @josephgutierrez-tl9qt
      @josephgutierrez-tl9qt Před 8 měsíci +10

      ​@@TheRavenLord1 lol

    • @SunnyThief
      @SunnyThief Před 8 měsíci +12

      We don't care about that airline*

    • @Ianthegoat_420
      @Ianthegoat_420 Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@SunnyThief onb i hate it when someone in the comments phrases a sentence and gets it wrong it genuinely pisses me off

    • @SunnyThief
      @SunnyThief Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@Ianthegoat_420 yeah ikr? If you're gonna quote someone atleast fucking do it right

  • @lexuskid98
    @lexuskid98 Před 8 měsíci +3251

    “Mmm this is good, really good”
    I’m dead😂

  • @YoungNinjahh
    @YoungNinjahh Před 8 měsíci +5981

    "Calling all units this B*tch is breastfeeding." 😭😭 Bruh

    • @gator_productions
      @gator_productions Před 8 měsíci +3

      Over kill?

    • @KindelFireGKK
      @KindelFireGKK Před 8 měsíci +3

      Overkill?

    • @ElectronTC
      @ElectronTC Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@notelf5044 ya needa figure out how to actually do ministry and form good relations, just telling people what they are doing wrong all the time does no good

    • @SMG5RO_old
      @SMG5RO_old Před 8 měsíci

      that was so good 😂

    • @SMG5RO_old
      @SMG5RO_old Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@ElectronTCtf u yappin 🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @wilsontheknight
    @wilsontheknight Před 8 měsíci +3200

    “Lemon lime youre doing time” has to be one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard

    • @SparklRebel
      @SparklRebel Před 8 měsíci +4

      I was just about to say that

    • @You-are-definitely-right-but
      @You-are-definitely-right-but Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@SparklRebelProbably because this is the most unoriginal comment ever. I can’t find a single comment that isn’t just “(quote)💀” or “(quote) That’s a good quote”

    • @GodOfLovers1111
      @GodOfLovers1111 Před 8 měsíci +3

      I mean lemon lime Gatorade is the worst flavor.

    • @lukeswearingen2079
      @lukeswearingen2079 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@GodOfLovers1111are you serious!? It’s the best flavor

    • @ItSquishy
      @ItSquishy Před 8 měsíci

      @@You-are-definitely-right-but you are definitely right
      youtube shorts is the go to place to find such braindead commentors

  • @RexEdits0
    @RexEdits0 Před 8 měsíci +2705

    "HES DRINKING ARROW HEAD NAH HE AINT RIGHT IN THE HEAD" got me rollingggg

  • @kiruvikkaabachaa
    @kiruvikkaabachaa Před 8 měsíci +356

    Trevor's humor is funny af 😂😂😂😂

    • @hadizahcoulibaly
      @hadizahcoulibaly Před 8 měsíci +1

      I love how they just let 2 weapons pass through the X-ray 😂

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 Před 3 měsíci

      Never fails to crack me up 😂😂

  • @gavinsmith4488
    @gavinsmith4488 Před 8 měsíci +40

    The TSA after hearing the human body is made of 60% water 💀

  • @marc_for
    @marc_for Před 8 měsíci +102

    "i mean you cant fly with it but its good * proceeds to put it in his back pocket *"

    • @prokeikas7284
      @prokeikas7284 Před měsícem

      That is indeed what was said in the video

  • @MrMeowTheSecond
    @MrMeowTheSecond Před 8 měsíci +224

    Please do more airline videos 🤣🤣 I work at the airport and this is amazing, my coworker who is TSA was practically crying laughing when I showed her this

    • @swastikniharmohanty1179
      @swastikniharmohanty1179 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Trevor be careful next with you're TSA Screening 😅

    • @SB0083
      @SB0083 Před 8 měsíci +7

      I'm former TSA. This shit had me dying.

    • @brandoncortezemmanuel357
      @brandoncortezemmanuel357 Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@SB0083Same here. It’s somehow absurd but also accurate af at the same time lmao

  • @Blaze-hd5ud
    @Blaze-hd5ud Před 8 měsíci +129

    “Who put this in here George Bush!?” 😂

  • @CinderDragon7
    @CinderDragon7 Před 8 měsíci +424

    “Oh right because socks cost extra” had me dying

  • @myownheroisonlyme5721
    @myownheroisonlyme5721 Před 3 měsíci +16

    Hi. I'm glad my blood doesn't count as a liquid to the TSA because I can't have only three ounces in my circulatory system and if I even lose three ounces of it I will faint. My body is like a tea cup. Without the sanguineous liquid in it it's empty and more fragile.

  • @izzyanne3468
    @izzyanne3468 Před 8 měsíci +543

    "TSA stands for absolutely NO WATER 🌊👺" 💀

  • @danielj3010
    @danielj3010 Před 8 měsíci +244

    "uff good.. really good!"

    • @2dudesinthesky
      @2dudesinthesky Před 8 měsíci +2

      And there’s a life sentence to coke😅

    • @darkwolfe6986
      @darkwolfe6986 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Then stuffs the baggie into his pocket 🤣

    • @TheOgCokeCan
      @TheOgCokeCan Před 8 měsíci +1

      “I mean, you can’t fly with it… but it’s good”

  • @danocedani
    @danocedani Před 8 měsíci +18

    That" Mother of God!!!!" Got me 😂😂😂

    • @Hotsauceonmyburrito
      @Hotsauceonmyburrito Před 5 měsíci +2

      " we're already pulled over. We can't pull over anymore"

    • @FiltyJoe
      @FiltyJoe Před 4 měsíci +1

      Also took his glasses of like the old Mother of God meme

  • @Moxxie-Sux
    @Moxxie-Sux Před 8 měsíci +167

    "25 to life" 💀

  • @Shammers69
    @Shammers69 Před 8 měsíci +1235

    skibidi ohio toilet rizz

    • @tunktletron
      @tunktletron Před 8 měsíci +6

      Wait... you watched the video too? :O

    • @Nick-mz4jh
      @Nick-mz4jh Před 8 měsíci +13

      ​@@tunktletronwait... You're salty for no reason too?😮

    • @Shammers69
      @Shammers69 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@tunktletron no i didn’t i made an education guess

    • @thilde007
      @thilde007 Před 8 měsíci +2

      ⁠@@tunktletron we watched it too unlike all the videos on your channel

    • @Ptsdgiver
      @Ptsdgiver Před 8 měsíci +2

      If it's good it goes in the hood.

  • @Thisisbellalol
    @Thisisbellalol Před 8 měsíci +95

    LEMON LIME, YOURE DOIN TIME 😤😤😤

  • @mattnara4917
    @mattnara4917 Před 8 měsíci +23

    I love the TSA skit! It cracks me up cause it’s sadly accurate 😂

    • @rubixman7x7
      @rubixman7x7 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I'm guessing you don't fly much. I work for TSA and, although I found this funny, it's definitely not accurate. Aside from not letting large liquids through.

    • @mattnara4917
      @mattnara4917 Před 8 měsíci

      @@rubixman7x7 bubba I fly every week and go through tsa 2 to 4 times a week.
      This is accurate I have legit been pulled aside for a sip of water in a bottle, a gel bottle over 3 oz but clearly almost empty, coins in my backpack, and few other silly ones that in my opinion were probably part of the random bag pull screening stuff.
      Honestly people wouldn’t make for of TSA if they didn’t have so much attitude towards people and freak out over items over 3 oz 😂

  • @ParaBellaActual
    @ParaBellaActual Před 8 měsíci +29

    My dude had a whole RPG in his carry on…
    Best believe TSA bout to *Draxx them sklounst*

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 Před 3 měsíci

      Lmao I have no idea how you figured to use that reference but I'm not mad at it 😂😂

  • @Gvnrae
    @Gvnrae Před 8 měsíci +88

    “Socks are extra” is the most underrated joke in this whole thing

  • @austingeorge6659
    @austingeorge6659 Před 4 měsíci +3

    You always hit. Another amazing vid!

  • @JM-nu2jg
    @JM-nu2jg Před 8 měsíci +40

    Seeing how far Trevor has come is awesome. Bringing comedy gold since day 1

    • @mugenfiji0327
      @mugenfiji0327 Před 8 měsíci +1

      No, not since day 1. He's had so many shit videos that were not funny at all. He has come a long way though. He barely misses these days.

  • @mustia3540
    @mustia3540 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Honestly I've experienced the smoothest check ever and I felt safe. Good work to all the officers around the world 👍♥️

  • @FlameFoxen
    @FlameFoxen Před 8 měsíci +27

    “No socks? They’re probably flying Spirit” Most accurate thing I’ve heard all day

  • @Kermit_frogbtw
    @Kermit_frogbtw Před 8 měsíci +5

    "Good, OOOOOH... REALLY GOOD!!! 💀

  • @COLT_0907
    @COLT_0907 Před 8 měsíci +3

    The RPG in the second bag be like : oh, I'm allowed 😮

  • @Mr-eric359
    @Mr-eric359 Před 8 měsíci +28

    Mother of god got me on the floor

  • @Robotic_101
    @Robotic_101 Před 3 měsíci +2

    "that good" is crazy

  • @liftinglovereacts
    @liftinglovereacts Před 8 měsíci +6

    Why is this so accurate 😭

    • @lospabsent
      @lospabsent Před 8 měsíci

      Onb like I brought 2 carts 3 batteries 2 vapes and my Xbox and my bag never went off

  • @AndrewLoesch-zh6yk
    @AndrewLoesch-zh6yk Před 8 měsíci +1

    “This guy is drinking arrowhead his not right in the head”
    “Lemon lime your doing time”
    And “12.5 we lucky to be alive”
    All had me to my knees😂

  • @michaelandrews1480
    @michaelandrews1480 Před 8 měsíci +7

    That A stands for Absolutely no water 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CarleyTV
    @CarleyTV Před 8 měsíci +2

    Your chaotic videos are just what I need sometimes 😁

  • @John-Doe-Yo
    @John-Doe-Yo Před 8 měsíci +9

    Dude went from fratboy to 40 year old geezer real quick

  • @Civilmatter
    @Civilmatter Před 8 měsíci

    “Who put these in here Bush” had me rolling 😂

  • @joshuashumate3614
    @joshuashumate3614 Před 8 měsíci +11

    A stands for ABSOLUTELY NO WATER!!!!!!

  • @AlexPavelka
    @AlexPavelka Před 8 měsíci +4

    My parents once bought me a NYC snow globe INSIDE the airport but went through security and the tsa lady grabbed yelled BOMB and smashed it in the garbage can. So they had to buy one after security

  • @MexicanJuan
    @MexicanJuan Před 3 měsíci +12

    Fun fact if ure liquid is frozen it dont count

    • @CodeNameZ_935
      @CodeNameZ_935 Před měsícem

      What does that mean?

    • @MexicanJuan
      @MexicanJuan Před 7 dny

      @@CodeNameZ_935 if yr water or becrage is frozen it doesnt count as liquid

  • @2peicesofmagnolianbeef
    @2peicesofmagnolianbeef Před 8 měsíci

    “Good, REALLY GOOD” had me dead😂😂😂

  • @epictoastrenegade
    @epictoastrenegade Před 8 měsíci +1

    As a Spirit Ramp Employee, I can confirm that I've seen no less than 17 people wearing shoes without socks. Last week. In W I N T E R.

  • @RockOverwatch
    @RockOverwatch Před 3 měsíci +2

    Gatorade has enough rocks and plastic to be under the required liquid, dont worry

  • @Jiyoon02
    @Jiyoon02 Před 8 měsíci

    It feels like they really do train like this for real. Bro, those TSA guys are absolutely hysterical when it comes to some little bottles of neck-moistner.

  • @Slieem
    @Slieem Před 8 měsíci +3

    A stands for ABSOLUTELY NO WATER

  • @Majidragon2
    @Majidragon2 Před 8 měsíci +5

    fill a soap bottle with yogurt and when the say you cant bring it on the plane ask for it back so you could use it before the flight then chug it

  • @EEEwast.tanken
    @EEEwast.tanken Před 3 měsíci +4

    fun fact, you can wear your shoes now and it’s a body scanner and not a metal ax
    scanner so u can keep on your metal rings and nah earrings made out of metal

  • @single_daddin_it
    @single_daddin_it Před 8 měsíci +2

    “They can wait til the gate!”

  • @vexfcstudios6929
    @vexfcstudios6929 Před 8 měsíci

    “Lemon lime, you’re doin time.” God I swear this man’s word play cannot be matched

  • @carpepedes3520
    @carpepedes3520 Před dnem +1

    Trainee: “Ok so shoes off. But what if they’re not wearing socks…”
    TSA: “Sniff their shoes when they’re not looking. Those stinky feet smell sweet.”

  • @Hownottobasic23
    @Hownottobasic23 Před 8 měsíci +1

    This mans rhymes got me dead 😂he should make a comedy rapper skit of him rhyming

  • @NiNjAz7283
    @NiNjAz7283 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The rhymes get me everytune

  • @DaFrenchie_
    @DaFrenchie_ Před 3 měsíci +1

    the silly ass nuclear gif when they spot the arrowhead😭

  • @lazzaz09
    @lazzaz09 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "why do you have a suitcase full of lemons!" That's not all I have, I also have this comically large canoe in my pocket

  • @rykerkirkham9887
    @rykerkirkham9887 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Good. Ooh REALLY GOOD!😂

  • @BOOSTx_x
    @BOOSTx_x Před 8 měsíci

    Been watching Trevor for YEARS I still remember the stiff socks podcast 😅 and even shit way before that but dudes a legend glad he's getting what he deserves comical man

  • @Lgndtok
    @Lgndtok Před 8 měsíci +2

    here’s a simple brownie recipe:
    Ingredients:
    • 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter
    • 2 cups granulated sugar
    • 4 large eggs
    • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    • 1 cup all-purpose flour
    • 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
    • 1/4 teaspoon salt
    • 1 cup chocolate chips (optional)
    Instructions:
    1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease a 9x13-inch baking pan.
    2. In a microwave-safe bowl, melt the butter. Stir in the sugar, eggs, and vanilla extract until well combined.
    3. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, and salt. Gradually add this dry mixture to the wet mixture, stirring until just combined.
    4. If desired, fold in chocolate chips for added richness.
    5. Pour the batter into the prepared pan and spread it evenly.
    6. Bake for 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out with a few moist crumbs (not wet batter).
    7. Allow the brownies to cool completely in the pan before cutting them into squares.
    Enjoy your homemade brownies!

  • @IBS_Squirts
    @IBS_Squirts Před 8 měsíci +2

    No shit had a TSA agent in Mobile, Alabama tell me that I had "contraband" in my bag. It was a water bottle STILL SEALED from my flight from the day prior. He proceeded to tell me that I was lucky he was so kind as to only dispose of the contraband and not put me in cuffs 😂

  • @Rezti.-dp8xs
    @Rezti.-dp8xs Před 2 měsíci

    25 fluid ounces, talk about 25 to life!!! Hit me different 😂💀

  • @GENESIS-du7ni
    @GENESIS-du7ni Před 8 měsíci

    The actual explosives are treated like a toy while devices are treated like world ending explosives😂😂

  • @mick3y966
    @mick3y966 Před 8 měsíci

    Funny and arbitrary as they seem, I can't imagine trying to do their job, knowing so many people's safety is in my hands. Thank you to our TSA officers.

  • @TheGameScoutYT
    @TheGameScoutYT Před 3 měsíci +3

    Wait till he hears there is more than 13 ounces of water in the human body.

  • @goofycodplayer
    @goofycodplayer Před 7 měsíci

    "What about iPads? Sounds like an explosive." That got me dead man

  • @Hybrid-ci4pu
    @Hybrid-ci4pu Před 2 měsíci

    "they can wait till they get to the gate" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Miguel_Mendez187
    @Miguel_Mendez187 Před 6 měsíci

    " olay oh yay " killed me

  • @ofallnames
    @ofallnames Před 8 měsíci

    My child loves Trevor Wallace. The jokes are simple, repetitive, and they rhyme. You couldn’t ask for a better children’s entertainer

  • @SeeKo978
    @SeeKo978 Před 4 měsíci

    12.5 we are lucky to be alive had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cedricmeister9258
    @cedricmeister9258 Před 5 měsíci

    literally one of the best skit producers ever.

  • @knightofthesun9523
    @knightofthesun9523 Před 8 měsíci

    As a TSA worker, this is gawdamn hilarious. I love these

  • @JV_Allstar
    @JV_Allstar Před 7 měsíci

    The removal of eye glasses, “mother of god…” it’s gold jerry

  • @komangalit2087
    @komangalit2087 Před 8 měsíci +3

    AS a security airport this shit was funny asf

  • @jacoriae.c
    @jacoriae.c Před 8 měsíci

    “Good”
    *👅*
    “Really good”
    😂😂😂😂 had me weak

  • @Cplayz08
    @Cplayz08 Před 8 měsíci

    "Oooh really good!" got me dying 😂

  • @FlamingBasketballClub
    @FlamingBasketballClub Před 8 měsíci +1

    "25 fluid ounces. Well, say hello to 25 to life"
    😂😂😂

  • @Axodle
    @Axodle Před 8 měsíci

    Ipads and computers are required because the complex mechanics in it can confuse the machine, meaning people could hide knives and other weapons under it and the machine wouldn't notice.

  • @rashell.validd
    @rashell.validd Před 2 měsíci

    “Olay oh yay 12 ounces that’s good” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Biigbuub
    @Biigbuub Před 8 měsíci +6

    The haircut goes crazy

  • @ZharkoGorman
    @ZharkoGorman Před 4 měsíci

    these rhymes are goldd

  • @TrevorRollins-cz8zw
    @TrevorRollins-cz8zw Před 6 měsíci

    “Lemon lime ur doin time” 😂😂

  • @samuelpuerta7874
    @samuelpuerta7874 Před 4 měsíci

    "good oh really good" is crazy

  • @chrisk5437
    @chrisk5437 Před 8 měsíci

    As an airline pilot, I can confirm this is 100% accurate, especially in EWR, ATL, LAX and… come to think of it, everywhere

  • @8bitmclaren
    @8bitmclaren Před 5 měsíci

    "Bottle of toothpaste? Sure looks like an IED to me!"

  • @itsmrblonde5850
    @itsmrblonde5850 Před 8 měsíci

    “You can’t fly with it but it’s good”💀☠️

  • @danielj3010
    @danielj3010 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Trevor on the jungle gym LMAO

  • @BlazerBennett
    @BlazerBennett Před 8 měsíci

    I mean you can't fly with it but it's really good loll😂😂😂

  • @outlaw-quickdraw3047
    @outlaw-quickdraw3047 Před 8 měsíci +2

    "Who put this in here, George bush"😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @Murod340
    @Murod340 Před 8 měsíci +4

    😂“Good oh really good”😂

  • @BlackBird_0229
    @BlackBird_0229 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "lemon lime your doing time." 😂😂

  • @foxvir
    @foxvir Před 8 měsíci

    “good…ooohh! Really Good!” 😂

  • @anothercoolchannel4528
    @anothercoolchannel4528 Před 8 měsíci

    One of the best comedians ever for sure

  • @Merpking31
    @Merpking31 Před 8 měsíci

    Respect for you very accurate show of airport security, keep up good vork

  • @angelsinthere
    @angelsinthere Před 8 měsíci +2

    The funny thing to keep in mind is that the Department of Homeland Security tested the TSA to see how effective they are to stop a possible terrorist attack, and they failed royally.

    • @UwU-235
      @UwU-235 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Its more a deterrent than meant to catch anything. The illusion of security does far more to prevent attacks than you might think. Bad guys will target things thatll cause less casualties because they appear to be easier targets.

  • @supermancalifornia
    @supermancalifornia Před 8 měsíci

    i love how the first 2 luggeges had a kinfe and gun

  • @elithebsaguy
    @elithebsaguy Před 5 měsíci

    Bro his rhymes are killing me

  • @Matthewblue720
    @Matthewblue720 Před 8 měsíci +3

    He’s drinking arrowhead, HE IS NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD! 💀

  • @evamarthapacheco
    @evamarthapacheco Před 8 měsíci

    You are absolutely funny and adorable at the same time.😍💜

  • @lukemarshall2897
    @lukemarshall2897 Před 5 měsíci

    We all know that one friend that carries all of these things in there suitcase

  • @laufmin
    @laufmin Před 8 měsíci

    I don’t know what I was expecting after “Absolutely…”, but it wasn’t just “no water”. 😂

  • @youngdud21
    @youngdud21 Před 8 měsíci

    Former TSA here.....quick tip if you want to keep your water or drinks just say you need it for medical purposes TSA cant legally ask you to present proof of personal medical conditions, they have to test it and if it comes back all good boom you got that 2 liter of mtn dew thru.

  • @Beautiful.Sunset
    @Beautiful.Sunset Před 8 měsíci +1

    The fact i have that exact bottle of shampoo in my shower rn..

  • @user-dj9iu2et3r
    @user-dj9iu2et3r Před 4 měsíci

    “WHO’S BAG IS THIS?!?”
    *drops an elbow on some poor soul’s luggage*
    That has to be the most accurate representation of how baggage clerks treat our luggage at the airport. I’ve seen the clips, bro.