"And if you buy our new and latest electric car, you'll have more space for another body; Plus you'll get a free pistol with a silencer in it and it comes with blueberry muffins!"
@Fishy Go Boom The sequel to Hitman III is not even out yet or even in development as far as I know but this time capsule comment thread needs a bump so I'm just going to mention Hitman 4
47: "One of the keys to my dead mark ambition for 20 to 50 person kill power is located right here (back of the boot) a charger for electricuting enemies. Thousands of electric volts together with heat pumps for heating will draw a large proportion of attention by the sound energy generated from your spine as you spaz on the floor. Thus making this a not so efficient for the market." That's how i heard it...
Instead of disguising himself as adult film actor Agent 47 decided to disguise himself as man who voiced his fictional counterpart. He is very devious indeed.
Imagine agent 47 disguising as a candidate for a singing show. And when he wins, the manager of the TV show, his target, then has a rich conversation with him. Then you take the hit.
If you ever wondered what 47 is doing the whole time after you played the last Hitman game and until the new Hitman game comes out well here is you answer - its called "between jobs" and basically summs it up perfectly :) because if there is nobody to kill then you gotta do something else in the meantime. Bills ain't gonna pay themselves, are they?
Start the new battery charger... 0:09 HEY Build the battery charger...…. and execute the Lego man with electricity into the river.. OOOUUUUChhhh The new 0:09 battery charger from LEGO city.
Looks awful like a Denmark Blackout achievement in progress ... Diana: Well done 47. Your target, a close friend of the Washington twins will be more than happy to hop in this car for a demo ride.
You know 47 is having a bad assignment when he has to do a commercial disguised as a car salesman.
Can't be much worse than a real estate agent
@@m1n3c7afty Thad be cool if hitman 4 missions have this lol
@@jacobapplebaum7206 Hitman 2, Whittleton Creek
yeah. his target is his boss
@@m1n3c7afty wait actually lol
He’s just “blending in”.
press G to blend as a salesman
I find the idea of Agent 47 escaping in one of those little cars really funny.
Vroom vroom vroom! Ding ding ding!
Look into Hitman 2 Flamingo Suit Easter Egg, that's a killing laughter...
Well he had escaped in a tuk tuk before so I say that's an improvement
well he did escape in a Beetle in Sapienza post Absolution
He escaped on a dolphin too.
47 is planting a car bomb.
LMAO
lul 47 likes :)
he killed the car owner and pot he's body in the trunk
How to plant a car bomb (tutorial)
he bouta kill diana's parents.
*smacks top of the car* "this car has space for two bodies and a sniper rifle"
*smacks top of the car* huh, who was that? I thought I just heard something.
"And if you buy our new and latest electric car, you'll have more space for another body; Plus you'll get a free pistol with a silencer in it and it comes with blueberry muffins!"
@@MrJoo-zc5cdi love muffins
Sold!
You can hear both the LEGO "HEY!" guy and 47 in his voice and it's a gift.
Indeed uncle
My brain ping-pongs between the two, lol.
He’s the Lego “Hey!” Guy???
@@nileredsexperiment834 Yep.
@@nileredsexperiment834 My mind was blown, too.
Looks like Sapienza. Nice way to blend in and meet Silvio Caruso 😉
Wait... you mean that guy that they found dead in a closet the other day?
Hitman : ecosystem
Well, he gotta save the world too you know. Sorry for the reply after 6 years
Irony 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@TheAilmam veryyyy long irony Lol
Well, one of his extra mission in Hitman 2 was about assassinating an illegal endangered animal hunter. Pretty environmental friendly mission indeed.
That car's small enough to sneak up on someone and silently eliminate them. It can also be disassembled and stored in a briefcase
Take a lesson IOI. We need a suitcase car.
My mind is ping-ponging between "That's Agent 47" and "HEY! Start the new rescue helicopter!" from LEGO City.
I expected him to have a body in the back of the car
Or a high spec sniper rifle
Or a recently charred corpse from an economical charger mishap?
So your next target is in Denmark.
His next target IS Denmark
Hitman is Danish game series, isn't it?
no Lego city
@@rtomas47 yes
@@whocrusader5179lego city is in Denmark!
A charger, for electrocuting targets.
Eyyyyy
Also functions as a garrote
47 on top gear
Hitman 2018 new suit
Well done, 47
The real question is where is the guy who should have made that commercial...
Hiding in a dumpster somewhere in the middle of Copenhagen
Not just a few years ago. He's returned to voice Agent 47 in the new Hitman: Absolution, which is currently under development
Damn its been a lotta years
You are right we must bury all of them copies to a field or sumthin just like atari did with E.T.
@James Brennan
Yeah, that's because they remastered it...
Wassup Hitman 3 already out.....wow
@Fishy Go Boom The sequel to Hitman III is not even out yet or even in development as far as I know but this time capsule comment thread needs a bump so I'm just going to mention Hitman 4
47: "One of the keys to my dead mark ambition for 20 to 50 person kill power is located right here (back of the boot) a charger for electricuting enemies. Thousands of electric volts together with heat pumps for heating will draw a large proportion of attention by the sound energy generated from your spine as you spaz on the floor. Thus making this a not so efficient for the market."
That's how i heard it...
This is what Agent 47 does when there’s no contracts for awhile
Salesman Agent 47
Gotta pay the bills somehow.
The car may be small but everything else about is a killer
You mean Mr. Rieper?
@@Kenobi_Cowboyyes, To buy us a reaper
I watched one of these now I’m getting loads of videos of agent 47
This is great
47 disguased as a Top Gear presenter
He should've been a special guest in Top Gear meeting Jeremy Clarkson, James May And Richard Hammond
Instead of disguising himself as adult film actor Agent 47 decided to disguise himself as man who voiced his fictional counterpart. He is very devious indeed.
Dude hes great. I wish he had more roles. I want to see him in a modern film.
Lol imagine getting into a car accident and the other guy gets out and it's David Bateson. I'd shit myself immediately.
so, that's how a professional plant a bomb in a car
Diana : Very Good 47, Didnt expect that, planning your escape vehicle in free time is a useful skill afterall.
In this car, agent 47 deftly avoids traffic jams, as he goes to his dacha)
This guy is a Legend!!
The most unexpected crossover episode... In the world!
I see what you did there.
i didnt know agent 47 is hosting top gear now
POV: You're buying a car and the car salesman suddenly comes back bald and has a different voice
The new hitman games looks awesome !
That's a nice custom suit. Must've got it in a DLC
Hitman
I find it cool he's talking about Denmark in particular, since that's where IO Interactive are based.
That's where he lives for the most part
8/10.
Needs more assassination metaphors, 47. Don't worry, you'll get experience as an estate agent in Hitman 2. You can try again then. 😂
Imagine agent 47 disguising as a candidate for a singing show. And when he wins, the manager of the TV show, his target, then has a rich conversation with him. Then you take the hit.
You know 47, to be an assassin you got to have a good looking car.
I assume the car's engine sounds like this:
"Vroom vroom vroom...ding ding ding"
Diana: 47, you know you don’t have to pretend to be a car salesman, right?
If you ever wondered what 47 is doing the whole time after you played the last Hitman game and until the new Hitman game comes out well here is you answer - its called "between jobs" and basically summs it up perfectly :) because if there is nobody to kill then you gotta do something else in the meantime. Bills ain't gonna pay themselves, are they?
Your next target is the man who fell into the river in lego city
Start the new battery charger... 0:09
HEY
Build the battery charger...….
and execute the Lego man with electricity into the river..
OOOUUUUChhhh
The new 0:09 battery charger from LEGO city.
47's job after hitman 3.
Lol
You're right but he has pile of money for living in rest of the time but for some fun and entertainment he goes in disguises LOL.
Gotta pay bills between freelance jobs.
"Well done, 47. Now head to the exit."
0:08 No please dont get the stashed axe noooooooo!
Oh, I'm sure 47 knows all about car batteries.
47 is really into his disguises, guys
That's the part of his professional profession.
Rocco: "i'm not interested in buying anything"
I guess his target was on topgear
when you hit 'blending in' too hard
Bro is doing a mission story
Imagine 47 disguised as a car salesman and acting like the Whittleton Creek realtor did.
"Silent Assassin kills 1, police suspect blood money is involved"
Lol I can hear his Lego narrator voice
I see all these agent 74 comments, but he is also the guy narrating the lego comercials.
You can really hear the Lego city ad voice when he says charger
He sounds like the guy in the lego adverts, like the guy who fell in lego city
Hitman talking about Hitpumps and what not.
So this is Agent 47 in his spare time.
47 in an alternate universe
I can't get over the fact that he's the Lego City guy it's all I can hear
Looks awful like a Denmark Blackout achievement in progress ...
Diana: Well done 47. Your target, a close friend of the Washington twins will be more than happy to hop in this car for a demo ride.
why dose denmark love him so much
Is the car coming with heat seeking if you throw it at somebody?
Good work 47 they will never know
47’s worst assignment yet
I've got a feeling this has a bigger long term scheme
now 47 how are you going to use this car to eliminate the target ?
You guys don’t mess up his disguise everybody’s going to know who he is
Good work 47.
Now get out of there.
47 in disguise
Damn, how different mr. Bateson sounds from 47. I still think he's in disguise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whoa, he is actually British, although 47 never speaks with British accent, more like a mix with Brit but heavily American, yet very eloquent.
HES WEARING A SUIT!! HES WEARING A SUIT!!!
I think this an advert for 47
“I need to use the bathroom”
He speaks about electric cars with such distinction, that now I wanna sip of Carlsberg.
And you can fit 2 bodies in this trunk after a silent take down.
Bending in
All I can hear is Lego ads
so this is what he used to kill diana's parents...
POV: You're big oil
47
A CHARGER HAS FALLEN INTO A RIVER IN LEGO CITY!
0:09
Where the hell is red tie.
Why do i get the feeling he is gonna kill someone in the filming crew after this commercial?
0 dislike only likes everybody now way
All the dislikers had accident
I need to use the bathroom
HEY!
He's not the original narrator and the camera man doesn't even know....
47 a charger for electric batteries
Diana keep that in mind 47 could be useful
my shoes are bigger then this car 47 -_-
I love you.
bro is a real life 47
Where is the red tie? :D
In a bag behind a dumpster. Coincidentally, it's also where a car salesman was found knocked out.
"Kirov Park Meeting"
i wouldn't get in that car
Disguise: Car salesman
he actually killed the car owner and took he's cloth and car
Can't believe 47 left the life as hitman and became an 'annoying' advert person
Where's 47's iconic red tie? And why's he not garrotting somebody?
Subtle change of outfit, to be just a bit less noticable.
No Non Target kills