@@carloszarzoso1724 nah I think it's wholesome if anything I mean the guy did it to make everyone else laugh I think he would prefer we found it funny then to find it offensive he can at least have some sort of joy from missing his legs
@@leakyrexa1060 yeah the man likes fun. I'm on about the ppl who make the woke rules the ones who say if you laugh at that your offensive if you say this your offensive if you a white male Christian your offensive sometimes I don't dare speak round ppl I'm so worried I said an offensive joke at work and got sacked it's a small town now no one will hire me worst of all I can't remember the joke but it sure did destroy my life some hr women or person. I know I'm very toxic and I'm very offensive but I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I found it funny but I know I can get in touble honestly it's to confusing.
Bringin it down to a fair fight. You have my respect sir. Edit: Thank you guys and gals and in between for the likes. You have all made me feel a little more important in life and I hope you all have a great day. ❤️🤙🏻
Ohhh Lawdy, I'm done, OHHH my sides, .....hurtin from laughing so hard. Now, that's the America that I grew up in, and use to know. Today, nobody can't take a joke w/out getting their poor feelers hurt. Hell, today's youngsters lack impulse control, they'll whip a gun and start shootin without a care in the world.
@@nbk9372 The older generations were offended by having to share a water fountain with somebody of a darker skin-tone, you might want to sit this one out. And maybe open a history book while you're doing that? You'll get some pretty good examples of lacking impulse control
I'm pretty sure you put your pre- amputation hight, since docs usually try to match the missing limbs length, bc it's highly impractical to walk with legs that aren't your normal size.
My cousin lost her leg to cancer when she was 14. Anytime I tell people about it (with her permission of course,) I tell them all about the amazing deal she got on her treatment. After all, she only lost her leg, and normally it costs an arm and a leg. She finds it hilarious
"Why don't you fight someone your own size" bro took that literally ☠
Equal heights equal fights
Bout to say that 💀
I see what u did there😅
DEAD
Now thats a nice short story!
Dude, this is your best short ever
This is THE SHORTEST SHORT EVER
I see what you did there, LOL.
His best “short”?
They’re ALL shorts
I’m fried and this has me fucking geekin I love his vids 😂
You got a sense of humor man... God bless.
And the strength of a thousand men
He got my sense of humor :3
This is 100% a Cotton moment from King of the hill. "MY SHINNS!"
Oh dude!!! Totally!!❤❤
Oh, white version of the boondocks
@ABGMASSAKAGOD god I miss that show. I own it on xbox. But they don't have a video player outside the actual Xbox. Bought it like 12 years ago.
Yeeeeeeeesssss!❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
😆
Equal height, equal fight
Bro 😭🧏🏻♂️
You got that right
He got longer arms tho lmao
Bro! You just had to go there!👍
Or you could just put them on top the fridge 👌
Turning Disability into Comedic Ability 😂🤣🤝👌💯
2.2k likes and only 1 reply, let me fix that 😂
When a door closes another one opens... I mean i was joking around with my eyes with stuff like "man, i didn't know being blind was this bad god damn"
That's the best kind of comedy
What disability?
Merica
You guys have a great sense of humor. But also, one that can't be taken away! Love & and respect
😂😂STILL crying with laughter yep get him this short hit my funny bone just right .👍🏿
Him: “Pick on someone your own size!”
Him: “Alright be right back.”
Underrated comment 😂
god dammit you beat me to it😭
What happen your legs
@@user-cc1fe3og3c wat that mean
Damn beat me to it 😂😂😂
100 HP
“One sec.”
-50 HP
“I am gonna kick your-“
Belly Drum fr fr
midgets start with a 50% hp debuff
1 thousandth like
He’s just activating his Bezerker trait for extra damage
+3 anger
“Let me get on your height” ahh move💀🙏🏻
This is BY FAR the best vid from ur channel😉♥️♥️♥️
You’ve got to even the playing field so you don’t look like the bad guy lmao
Well I'm 5'8" but only weigh about 130 pounds so yeah, I'd say that's about even.
@@eamoniai’m 6ft at 145
Still got a reach advantage of double
Rofl
@@NdEfOrYdOdKfIeat a sandwich
Of all possible threats, you chose "I'm gonna kick your ass!" 🤣
This is gold.😂🤣
😂😂😂
Well, dude's ass seems reachable.😂
💀💀💀
Bro I’m dead
That should have been "I'm gonna knee your ass!"
Just watching these guys makes life so beautiful!!!
wow...just wow,,, you guys are frikin so well adjusted...absolutely amazing....you guys rock!
Lmao this genuinely got me cackling. Just the 'one second' and then 'I'm gonna kick your ass!' 😂😂😂😂 even the playing field, respect.
1.7k likes no comments wtf lmao
A sense of humor is a powerful life skill❤
I'm going to hell but this was seriously funny what's wrong with me is it bad to laugh woke world confusing me sod it I find it funny.
@@carloszarzoso1724 nah I think it's wholesome if anything I mean the guy did it to make everyone else laugh I think he would prefer we found it funny then to find it offensive he can at least have some sort of joy from missing his legs
@@leakyrexa1060 yeah the man likes fun. I'm on about the ppl who make the woke rules the ones who say if you laugh at that your offensive if you say this your offensive if you a white male Christian your offensive sometimes I don't dare speak round ppl I'm so worried I said an offensive joke at work and got sacked it's a small town now no one will hire me worst of all I can't remember the joke but it sure did destroy my life some hr women or person. I know I'm very toxic and I'm very offensive but I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I found it funny but I know I can get in touble honestly it's to confusing.
Your getting something served to you.
@@carloszarzoso1724???
You both are a scream. Such positive attitude from both. No excuses or running away.Just mature people. God bless you both. 🧐😎🤕🙈🚓🙏
"Dont fight people shorter than you!" Ahh moment 💀
Hands down the best one I’ve seen yet.
More like legs down 😏
Legs down best one
@@Renagade_dakitty😂 damn you beat me to it
@@KAIOKENx400 I could not resist, I believe ya 😂
I couldn't help myself 😂😅😅
Bringin it down to a fair fight. You have my respect sir.
Edit:
Thank you guys and gals and in between for the likes. You have all made me feel a little more important in life and I hope you all have a great day. ❤️🤙🏻
Wasn't expecting that XD. Taking "Pick on your own size!" To a whole new level XD
Bro still got arms for days in comparison tho lmao
need one where he gains advantage and puts on stilts
Would it be wrong to say that the lil person has knees which gives him more mobility so in technically terms it's not a fair fight. 😂
Lol
Bro when he opened the door i bet lil bro got yeeted already 💀💀💀
Ha ha ha this is funny. You were kind enough to come with a fair fight! 😂😂😂
That man just switched his controller to veteran mode to make it a fair fight for the noob. Much respect.
He actually switched out of veteran mode.
Equal rights, equal fights. This guy knows how to level the playing field.
Bro i see you everywhere-
I Literally see you on every short-
All within short time frame very impressive! Stand tall gentlemen the soldiers have arrived!
Haha
Chicken why the hell are you everywhere
THIS is the type of entertainment I needed while waiting in a parking lot hahaha
Brother literally told him: "Better fight with someone your size" 💀💀💀
"Pick on somebody your own size"
: One second, stay right there
Lmao 😂
999 like and 1 comment lemme fix that
(1000 likes and 2 comments)
@@Remake_Builderthree actually 🤓
When “pick on someone your own size” meet its final boss. Good stuff man 😂
New Subscriber 👑🌹💕♥️💕♥️
Bro really took the line " equal rights equal rights" personally 💀
"Get on my level!"
"No, you get on my level!"
At least he went back inside the truck and came out and made it a fair fight... 😆 🤣 😂...
True gentleman
i was ur 1k like
It’s not a fair fight
Mess your little ass up whats height Got to Do with It😂
What about the reach advantage?
Mad RESPECT for these two making the world laugh at their own expense. God bless!
Get flicked like a paper football
Ohhh Lawdy, I'm done, OHHH my sides, .....hurtin from laughing so hard.
Now, that's the America that I grew up in, and use to know.
Today, nobody can't take a joke w/out getting their poor feelers hurt. Hell, today's youngsters lack impulse control, they'll whip a gun and start shootin without a care in the world.
@@nbk9372 The older generations were offended by having to share a water fountain with somebody of a darker skin-tone, you might want to sit this one out. And maybe open a history book while you're doing that? You'll get some pretty good examples of lacking impulse control
Bro didn't even hit the car
Bro wants a fair fight
WEASELING USED TO BE WHERE WE ALL WENT TO SEE ON EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT,IT WAS SO MUCH FUN LOL ❤❤❤❤.
dawg really said "equal heights equal fights" lol
Love how people can take their disabilities and make amazingly funny things with them!! Mad respect
Yo yo I was not expecting this wow I just lost it
@@amberpiper5630 Que pasa??
generally the last down to earth people left making content lol
@@shaunburton1112 unfortunately.. Most “regular” (for complete lack of a better term) people seem to be the opposite :/
Exactly my words...lol...no need to comment..yuuup
Holy shit. I did not expect that. I nearly choked to death from laughing so hard 😂🤣😂
SAME... And the run after him at the end killed it 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly as soon as I saw the prosthetics i was ready and already exploded laughing 🤣
Really, you didn't expect him to take off his fake legs?
No kicking allowed!
I like that him getting out saying oh hold on a second went back in lower his height and jumped out shorter that was funny🤣🤣🤣.
Bro said "Oh you want equal size fine" *casually just takes off some height*
Oh my God, I laughed so hard! Thank you.
Bro litterally adapted to the situation, he's beyond human!
Nah, i'd adapt
@@sifiz467 you beat me to it
He's having so much fun with these short prosthetics. It's amazing
Haven't bust out laughing in a while. I salute you.
This is epic. LOVE your life vibe. ❤️
The layers involved in this skit. Work of art.
i so hate care-less door dingers !
Please God forgive us today for sinning 😂
meta, if you will
I showrd my wife this short, she innocently proclaimed while laughing maybe it's because they're both now on "equal footing."😂
"I'm gonna - Wait! Let me make this a fair fight."
A true gentleman
Almost an Angel.
@@kimothy1701 An under-rated Paul Hogan classic.
I am fucking saving this!! Gold😭
Bro really stooped down to his level
Bro literally got on his level
💀💀💀🤯
For real
😂
You just won the internet. 😂😂😂with your “stand up” comedy! 🥰
"Stand up comedy" 😂😂
Its legs down😂
It’s a stand-up comedy CZcams short… about a stand up guy becoming short! 😂
Real knee slappers
He can definitely stand for himself
He accepted the duel to challenge his opponent in Midgetsu Partial Arts.
The moon: did he really took that word personally?💀
Kicking someone’s ass with no feet is crazy😂
He can still attack with Phantom Limbs. 😆
Nasty work
Jesus loves you ::
@@lanceknightmarenot funny!
Its not funny!
“Fight somebody your own size”.
The other dude got the reach advantage tho😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I can't get enough of your content.
Gotta make those fights equal, respect.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in all week 😂😂
You're qualified to be a leddit moderator now. Congrats.
Right? In the words of the immortal Monty Python troupe: Now for something COMPLETELY different.
Is english not your first language, or are you just terrible at it?
I knew exactly what you were gonna do. Still funny af
Agreed 😂
Atleast he followed the role to never fight some one his size so he made it clear lol
Nobody is busier than a no-legged man in an ass kicking contest!! Fantastic video!
Lol
😂
When someone says, "Fight someone your own size."
Nahh this is a underrated comment 😂😂😂
It's been a while since we've seen actual comedy.This is great good job you guys
I watch more then 10 times and still laughing , it’s sad but funny and genius !!!
Equalizing the fight, respect. Hilarious and well done!
BRO HOW ARE U EVERYWHERE TELL ME
Someone called?
you comment like those blue checkmark ai twitter bots ngl
666 likes, I like it, but not going to ruin it.
777 gotta ruin it
OMG he just raised that bar, great video 😂😂😂
Lowered it if any 😅
Great, now neither of them can reach it 🤦♀️
@@ichabodthecrane Damn, that bar shortchanged them!
Raised the bar? Now he can't reach it
The pause and the one second did it for me😂😅
Dude is LITERALLY, "Don't make me come down there."
This deserves all the love and recognition.
What a respectful man, he placed himself at the same level as the small man to win the fight fairly.
No one knows who's gonna win, I got money on a good fight, though.
This does make me wonder how tall you are on your driver's license
That’s actually a really interesting point!
I'm pretty sure you put your pre- amputation hight, since docs usually try to match the missing limbs length, bc it's highly impractical to walk with legs that aren't your normal size.
@@sebcalabro6252come on. you spoiled the fun.
Hair: BRN
Eyes:BRN
Height: 4'-6' depending on time of day
lmao
@@salty_pogHeight: whatever I feel like
WTF!!! This is awesome! Amazing duo, refreshingly funny.
I didn’t think anything would make me laugh today.Not only do this make me laugh it helped me put things into perspective. Thanks fellas
“Pick on someone your own size” to the next level😭
Broo he's adjustable 😭😭
@@pokok2718любой размер на любой хипишь 😅
Bro really said “hold my legs”
Man tried to make it as even a fight as possible, I respect that
That dude literally took the phrase "pick on someone your own size" to a whole new level.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Literally?
A downward level
@alcalu I mean, he is literally taking it to a wgole mew level...about 2 feet lower. Sorry, man, but this is literally the right place for the word.
Pulling a hank hill is the best move.
Cotton Hill
Charcoal
😂
Dude doesn’t care what no one says about him, he just does it…I like this guy he’s cool!
This deserves more views!
Bro took "Pick on someone you're own size" too seriously 💀💀
Imagine being legless 😂
Man said "leg extension get off".
Bro said checkmate
Bro tryna make it fair fight 🤣
This was the best answer, I’ve watched this 5 times and I still love the end. 😂😂😂😂
"You fool.. You've activated my trap card! TINY LEGS!!"
😂😂
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Hahahhahahahahshahgahashhshshshshahahahahhaah 😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
😊
OMG I JUST LAUGHED SO FUCKIN LOUD!!!!! Lord, im in a call center y'all...🤣🤣🤣🤣 im going to Hell!!! 😂😂
You funny as hell man respect peace and blessings
This was brilliantly one of the funniest shorts of all time 😅😂
literally
Youse obviously didn’t look hard enough🙃😂😂🙃😂🙃😂
Omg!!!😅😊😅😊😅😊
I highly doubt if I am alone here, but I'm finding it more and more hilarious every time I play it on repeat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's not just you
Lol yo I was just saying the same shit.
You and me both😂😂😂😂😂
I just keep giggling harder and harder...my coworkers looking at me like I am crazy.
I love your sense of humor.
“Pick on someone your own size!”
*proceeds to remove legs*
Still has the reach advantage. So I’m betting money on him.
Dang! Both of you have great senses of humor!! Thank you both! A needed a chuckle!
hi
Sss
I knew three steps in homie wasn’t getting stopped, absolute unit
Bro that was personal but hilarious 😂
Bro this is straight-up gold the ability to rise or lower to the occasion 😂😂😂
Gotta fight fair!
resisting urge to like as it's at 420 :/
Nope
Yooo I wasn't expecting that twist in the end 😂😂😂
"Pick on someone your own size!!" Ahh strategy 😭🙏
Brother you've got a damn good attitude. Lot of people who have lost legs like that never recover. This clip had me busting out laughing. Thankyou..
Exactly. Damn.😂
Me too yes
My cousin lost her leg to cancer when she was 14. Anytime I tell people about it (with her permission of course,) I tell them all about the amazing deal she got on her treatment. After all, she only lost her leg, and normally it costs an arm and a leg. She finds it hilarious
@@Nerdywolf18That's fam love right there! I'm glad she has a fun cousin.
Do you just go around the country meeting people with no legs?
i never thought i would go to double hell for laughing
BUT HERE WE ARE
Let’s have a beer here in double hell😂😂😂😂😂
I thought it was supposed to be funny in a good way. I mean... Why would he do this if it's not supposed to be funny?
this deserves a sub. literally.