Rants & Expressions || AFTV BLUD BRUVVAS United Stand vs AFTV Match Reaction

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  • @notacasual4595
    @notacasual4595 Před 5 lety +542

    "CHECK YOUR TATTOOS FOR ANY SPELLING MISTAKES" IM DEADDDDD

  • @UnitedStand
    @UnitedStand Před 5 lety +1622

    Love it boys! Merry Christmas from Goldbridge

    • @advenco344
      @advenco344 Před 5 lety +20

      Goldbridge is it true that after the game you were chatting up a 14 year old boy?

    • @yass2565
      @yass2565 Před 5 lety +126

      Advenco u have no life

    • @ExpressionsOozing
      @ExpressionsOozing Před 5 lety +135

      Merry Christmas Markoooooo 👊🏾🔥🔥🔥

    • @nickicollis593
      @nickicollis593 Před 5 lety +6

      Hey Mark!

    • @advenco344
      @advenco344 Před 5 lety +3

      david emiloju it's not a joke you moronic dumbass.

  • @ExpressionsOozing
    @ExpressionsOozing Před 5 lety +981

    JHEEEEZE BIG UP THE BRO RANTS 🔥🔥🔥 This day was hilarious 👊🏾

    • @patrickquinn5071
      @patrickquinn5071 Před 5 lety +4

      Yes xpressions mad respect famo 👊🏻💪

    • @thefootballowl7624
      @thefootballowl7624 Před 5 lety +1

      My g's yk.. ggmu

    • @patrickquinn5071
      @patrickquinn5071 Před 5 lety +4

      DT is finished and holding pepper famo

    • @zoichun8532
      @zoichun8532 Před 5 lety +1

      You haven’t scraped nobody your a twig .dick head

    • @TheInfiltrator101
      @TheInfiltrator101 Před 5 lety +11

      What a pair of absolute legends 😂 funny as fuck rants please cage fight that 47 year old slob and let expressions commentate the fight?? 😂👊🏻

  • @deanmcdonald3299
    @deanmcdonald3299 Před 5 lety +161

    "From Carlton Banks to Seal" DEAADDDD 😂😂😂

  • @plebz1
    @plebz1 Před 5 lety +153

    Man said robbies a mighty morphing malteser 😂😂😂

  • @footie95
    @footie95 Před 5 lety +627

    Lol did he just say DT stands for direct turmoil, im finished

    • @isaX5
      @isaX5 Před 5 lety +70

      DT also stands for Deluded Twat

    • @spoomo.o997
      @spoomo.o997 Před 5 lety +13

      Pretty sure it stands for Dümb Twät.

    • @JayVee53
      @JayVee53 Před 5 lety +6

      design & technology

    • @isaX5
      @isaX5 Před 5 lety

      @@spoomo.o997 😂

    • @Andrew-qm5og
      @Andrew-qm5og Před 5 lety +4

      Dumpy tit

  • @the_bitw9820
    @the_bitw9820 Před 5 lety +354

    More shows with you two please😂

  • @TroopzTV
    @TroopzTV Před 5 lety +677

    My G’s dem 🤣👊🏽

    • @aliosman543
      @aliosman543 Před 5 lety +33

      TroopzTV so are you back now? Lol this is hilarious 😂.. watching from the states and DT needs a chill pill.. he was trying to get you fired lmao and now he’s fired 💀

    • @vikasshukla4553
      @vikasshukla4553 Před 5 lety +4

      I like how you waited for DT to get fired

  • @awesomesauce260
    @awesomesauce260 Před 5 lety +65

    “Fuming son” nahhhh that’s the best expressions line yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @martinsladipo4448
    @martinsladipo4448 Před 5 lety +128

    Alexis was playing the piano

  • @300x4
    @300x4 Před 5 lety +345

    Expressions is the funniest guy fam😂😂

    • @300x4
      @300x4 Před 5 lety +22

      Your just stressed cause his team pumped you 0-3 at home fam

    • @ahmadjomaa8675
      @ahmadjomaa8675 Před 5 lety +14

      @@JayB_Cnt your opinion but lots of people find him funny so smell his feet fam

    • @ahmadjomaa8675
      @ahmadjomaa8675 Před 5 lety +1

      @@JayB_Cnt bro they went to cambridge uni

    • @MrJr450
      @MrJr450 Před 5 lety

      Jay Bizz you sound mad I’m black and idgaf cause why would I 😂

    • @AF050
      @AF050 Před 5 lety

      Ahmad Jomaa swear?

  • @princefresh6335
    @princefresh6335 Před 5 lety +128

    “I even called the man jeff blud .......... his name weren’t jeff blud” Its a travesty that expressions isn’t a famous comedian fam

    • @G1TheJooga
      @G1TheJooga Před 5 lety +3

      Prince Fresh im an arsenal fan but he is just fucking jokes man

  • @Daley_Official
    @Daley_Official Před 5 lety +72

    Man said i might have to check them tats cause they might be spelling mistakes 😂😂😂😂 am gone

  • @isaX5
    @isaX5 Před 5 lety +112

    I didn't know Rants and Expressions were brothers.
    Respect to both these guys. U guys need to make more videos together

  • @nujerz_
    @nujerz_ Před 5 lety +100

    man gave him the khabib blud send location blud hahahaha this guy man

    • @anncraft2404
      @anncraft2404 Před 5 lety

      Blackstarr shut up ya American wannabe get the fuck out of country talk normal

  • @waleedshaikh5628
    @waleedshaikh5628 Před 5 lety +428

    You guys should do a premier league round up after each matchweek

  • @jamesmay2878
    @jamesmay2878 Před 5 lety +30

    26:21 man came on his deliveroo bike lmao I'm dead 😂😂😂

  • @puristprovidence799
    @puristprovidence799 Před 5 lety +238

    Fu ming Son. Lolllllllllll

  • @razbaybee8336
    @razbaybee8336 Před 5 lety +39

    he called DT a "poundland True Geordie" These guys are too much

  • @razbaybee8336
    @razbaybee8336 Před 5 lety +18

    "his ears played his hairline onside" ITS FKEN DONE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Lukman_AFC
    @Lukman_AFC Před 5 lety +260

    Rants over DT any day
    From an Arsenal fan

  • @viclench6235
    @viclench6235 Před 5 lety +75

    Fue ming Son. You know the rest blud 😂😂

  • @thedreamfc5439
    @thedreamfc5439 Před 5 lety +72

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Goldbridge coming out to Goldberg entrance.
    DT is a man child. Embarrassing to watch let alone be man's son...

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv Před 5 lety +56

    Hate tottenham but expressions is too jokes man 😭😭🤣 just keeps firing out line after line 🤣🤣

  • @azaadhamid1908
    @azaadhamid1908 Před 5 lety +75

    More shows with u two please. Real bbn loud brothers

  • @agbaid
    @agbaid Před 5 lety +58

    I saw this and I don't understand why DT was trying to get in the game?
    From clips shown he was pretty poor. Just went in there to embarrass himself and his son

  • @ThatRunnerAaron
    @ThatRunnerAaron Před 5 lety +103

    Fuming son 😂😂😂😂

  • @CFCmight53
    @CFCmight53 Před 5 lety +30

    24:24 Expressions awesome brother chant for Rants 🔥🔥🔥

  • @elijahtulsie
    @elijahtulsie Před 2 lety +15

    it's way funnier watching this now DT is in jail

  • @brotheradam2549
    @brotheradam2549 Před 5 lety +41

    arsenal fan here but we held corn. DT moving like some wasteman

  • @hao_9388
    @hao_9388 Před 5 lety +35

    that headlock was beaut

  • @sajidmughal100
    @sajidmughal100 Před 5 lety +13

    27:52 "them man got washed"... my favourite part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Demolion951
    @Demolion951 Před 5 lety +102

    No one does similes better than Expressions

  • @denzel1989
    @denzel1989 Před 5 lety +35

    Haha ya can tell nobody likes DT

  • @MegaDboy7
    @MegaDboy7 Před 2 lety +11

    Hold tight DT 🔒

  • @kudusonayiga2552
    @kudusonayiga2552 Před 5 lety +13

    "Fu-min Son" I'm dead😂😂

  • @ThenoobtuberHQ
    @ThenoobtuberHQ Před 5 lety +13

    You just can t dislike this video! Favorite brother duo on youtube

  • @nightwing08
    @nightwing08 Před 5 lety +12

    'He wouldn't be fast if it was Ramadan' IM DEAD!!!! Expressions is Jokes

  • @dsmdsm2186
    @dsmdsm2186 Před 5 lety +7

    Loool, Expressions is just the funniest guy around. Man said DT couldn't be fast if it were Ramadan. 🤣🤣😵

  • @liamgenus5052
    @liamgenus5052 Před 5 lety +2

    This was worth the wait. Keep up the good work guys, this was so entertaining asf

  • @shan4life
    @shan4life Před 5 lety +6

    Bro you killed me with that spelling mistake thing for DT 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @boltybj
    @boltybj Před 5 lety +2

    Brilliant video Rants and Expresssions. Good to hear more about what went on during the game. Was streaming the game live when it happened and I could hear Expressions talk a lot. Most of it was edited out in this video. Please release the uncut version.

  • @Andrew-rq4rr
    @Andrew-rq4rr Před rokem +4

    13:02 THIS AGED VERY VERY WELL🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Savazhe
    @Savazhe Před 5 lety +25

    This was a crazy video they posted. I'm glad I was following things at the time and that this account wasn't the only way I had to find out what happened. Funny thing is, they couldn't paint themselves in ANY kind of positive light when they had 3 players sent off and got skinned by The United Stand.
    DT clearly stands for Dramatic Twat.

    • @ukahchiagoziem570
      @ukahchiagoziem570 Před 5 lety +5

      3 of their players sent off doesn't even say the full story. 2 of those got sent off for fighting each other.

  • @jayzerino
    @jayzerino Před 5 lety +4

    "Man better check those tatts see if there's any spelling mistakes " You guys took the piss 😂😂😂

  • @ADAJ3KINGANGEL
    @ADAJ3KINGANGEL Před 5 lety +4

    "But he wouldn't be fast if it was Ramadan." 😂 Expressions should've been a Lawyer, he thinks quickly on his feet.

  • @garyjames2876
    @garyjames2876 Před 5 lety +5

    Die hard Arsenal fan here but you lot had me in tears!
    keep it up boys!

  • @Skrappy202
    @Skrappy202 Před 5 lety +7

    Love how Rants backs Mark when he was talking about DT wanting to fight Mark.

  • @skengfvce
    @skengfvce Před 5 lety +3

    Rants & Expressions are too jokes together for a whole 30 mins as well no editing out, straight making man crease😂

  • @juanmata5284
    @juanmata5284 Před 5 lety +25

    Merry Christmas rants and expressions

  • @CampslewFitnessTraining
    @CampslewFitnessTraining Před 5 lety +13

    I can't lie...... even tho I hate spurs... expressions does make me cry lol..... and find It out these two are brothers ....
    Love my brothers do big tings... don't matter that they picks shit teams... brother out here moving... respect that...
    BUT..... WITH THAT SAID....
    GOOONERS ALL DAY.... ARE U MAD FAM!!!!!
    expressions where ur team fam??? Lol

  • @nickicollis593
    @nickicollis593 Před 5 lety +4

    Love ya rants! Merry Christmas bro!

  • @iss3127
    @iss3127 Před 5 lety +4

    The tussle and the headlock had me crackin up 17:33

  • @jasonmclean844
    @jasonmclean844 Před 5 lety +31

    🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲 big up fam brothers ❤️

  • @seanclement5079
    @seanclement5079 Před 5 lety +18

    Headlock city for the Poundland true Geordie

    • @jamiewilliams3169
      @jamiewilliams3169 Před 5 lety

      Sean Clement my new name for that (D)eluded (T) alker Poundland Geordie

  • @MarkAnthonyHawkesSITH
    @MarkAnthonyHawkesSITH Před 5 lety +1

    Superb video, unfortunately only discovered you boys this last month so it’s cool to catch up on most of what happened for sure. 👍🏻

  • @aceharris1463
    @aceharris1463 Před 5 lety +7

    Kevin Nash tore his quad watching this reaction.

  • @johnnydejesus_
    @johnnydejesus_ Před 5 lety +3

    "Fu-Ming Son" ... LMAOOO Gotta love Expressions hahahaha

  • @alexcarter4688
    @alexcarter4688 Před 5 lety +14

    4:45 had me absolutely crying man 😂

  • @ridicule-us4809
    @ridicule-us4809 Před 5 lety +2

    This video was brilliant, had me in stitches 😂

  • @phillyflintstone
    @phillyflintstone Před 5 lety +13

    The real blud bruvvas

  • @jarodreddig63
    @jarodreddig63 Před 5 lety

    Merry Christmas guys!! Fn great stuff!

  • @yakram3690
    @yakram3690 Před 5 lety +5

    DT got put in that great khali vice grip😂

  • @CG-eu1ti
    @CG-eu1ti Před 3 lety

    Expressions swinging his arms around. Dude puts the fun in funny😂. Legend.

  • @juderaj8446
    @juderaj8446 Před 5 lety +1

    Shoutout Expressions and Rants..!!Best brothers in England !!

  • @milanmilan1925
    @milanmilan1925 Před 5 lety +21

    DO MORE SHOWS TOGETHER PLEASE

  • @PrattViewTV
    @PrattViewTV Před 5 lety

    Always spits straight facts while being worldly entertaining at the same time & I’m a City fan. Respect

  • @basie2k91
    @basie2k91 Před 5 lety +3

    I'm an Arsenal fan but you guys had me in stitches 😂😂😂

  • @bautistadiablo8663
    @bautistadiablo8663 Před 5 lety +2

    Man gave him the khebib and send location 😭😂 I’m done you’ve gained my sub 💯

  • @mraks9164
    @mraks9164 Před 5 lety

    Rants! You are a legend! That headlock loooool set up that boxing match ASAP

  • @danielbutler02
    @danielbutler02 Před 5 lety

    Wishing the family a merry Christmas and a happy new year. Great video btw!

  • @omzlefty
    @omzlefty Před 5 lety +12

    Yes The real blood brothers

  • @davidmorewood144
    @davidmorewood144 Před 5 lety +2

    Rants i love the way you took DT under your wing and kept him there

  • @scars9689
    @scars9689 Před 5 lety +3

    You two remind me of me an my bro! Respect to both of you... 👊🏾 Carlton banks to seal 🤣

  • @44_gladiator
    @44_gladiator Před 5 lety +9

    Man pulled up on a boris bike

  • @Exzactz
    @Exzactz Před 5 lety +8

    Expressions was bunning then flavours 😂😂

  • @MrSpurs14
    @MrSpurs14 Před 5 lety +4

    When you got football at 3 and delivery at 6 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @toradbx4170
    @toradbx4170 Před 5 lety +1

    "primary school jumper" yooooo I choked LOOL

  • @tonyjabroni8208
    @tonyjabroni8208 Před 5 lety +3

    "From Carlton Banks to Seal!" XD

  • @LadiesInRed
    @LadiesInRed Před 5 lety +10

    Yesss Lads! Love it 🔥🔥🔥

  • @rhysbrown5637
    @rhysbrown5637 Před 5 lety +3

    We need more content like this!

    • @RantsNBants
      @RantsNBants  Před 5 lety +1

      Weekly show coming in a few weeks bro!

  • @vikasshukla4553
    @vikasshukla4553 Před 5 lety

    Can't wait for the show with you two, both of you are jokes

  • @alainandrews5366
    @alainandrews5366 Před 5 lety

    Amazing chemistry. Keep it coming fam

  • @psgraya2
    @psgraya2 Před 5 lety

    Could literally listen to Expressions do commentary in almost anything. Dude is hilarious

  • @35andyman
    @35andyman Před 5 lety

    "man got clamped bruv" haha the absolute legend that is Rants.

  • @anirbanadhikari2976
    @anirbanadhikari2976 Před 5 lety +14

    Dt takes the 12 th letter of english alphabet

  • @SNess555
    @SNess555 Před 5 lety +1

    Man's look just like Desus Nice! Shouts to y'all from an Arsenal fan in the US

  • @bennyalbert235
    @bennyalbert235 Před 5 lety +2

    Man said he’s got a spliff in his shin pad 😂😂😂😂

  • @xavierblackett5966
    @xavierblackett5966 Před 5 lety +5

    U lot give me to much jokes! Flex skinning in front the camera! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @muntari82
    @muntari82 Před 5 lety +3

    DT is the Marty Janetty of AFTV

  • @tayoabiuwa2488
    @tayoabiuwa2488 Před 5 lety +1

    When Expressions said “fu Ming son” 😂😭

  • @johnse.t.finger1418
    @johnse.t.finger1418 Před 5 lety +2

    Football at 3, delivery at 6. ROTFL THAT'S COLD AS ICE BLOOD!!!! LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

  • @paulmartinezthebutcher2198

    NEW SUBSCRIBER HERE GUY'S LOVED WATCHING UNITED STAND V AFTV 😂😂😂 RANTS YA CRACK ME UP lol YOUR BRO EXPRESSIONS IS HILARIOUS I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING 😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @jimjam7821
    @jimjam7821 Před 5 lety

    He is too funny man left the chair moving like professer x im dying

  • @biggie6458
    @biggie6458 Před 5 lety +4

    Rants and Bants you scored a banger

  • @david24lakeshow
    @david24lakeshow Před 5 lety +2

    Rants with the Goldie lyrics lmfao References for dayz

  • @mirrors23
    @mirrors23 Před 5 lety +3

    Neither support my team Arsenal but I adore these boys! Both so genuinely funny!!Are they really brothers?

  • @ayre48
    @ayre48 Před 5 lety +2

    Big up rants!, my g!!!

  • @Biggus_Dickus_69
    @Biggus_Dickus_69 Před 5 lety

    Loool this was jokes. Loving the old skool wrestling mentions too!!

  • @happysbal
    @happysbal Před 5 lety +2

    rumour has it the piano parts are sampled from the Alexis unveiling