What you DON'T want for Christmas says about you!
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- čas přidán 23. 12. 2023
- Hey everyone, here is "what you don't want for christmas says about you". I already know a good chunk of you are gonna be ungrateful little- I mean uhh I know you're probably gonna receive some things for Christmas from family and friends or even Santa that you didn't ask for. It's like that meme, "who asked?" but the jokes on you cause even though you didn't ask for socks, you're gonna get them! LOL! As a bonus, I also included what you wear for christmas says about you, so it's a compilation combo video. Enjoy!
(Remember it's all just a joke don't take it seriously. I'm probably on the naughty list)
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Mvperry is like that guy who doesnt care what he says
money
@@Pheus11 Bro what?
Remember he says it’s a joke in the end
yea it hsppened to me today💀
Tyrannosaurus Rex was 50 feet long, stood 30 feet tall and weighed 21 tons. It lived from 70-65 million years ago, so it lived on earth for 5 million years. And, it had proportionately the longest legs of any animal that ever lived in proportion to its body size. Its thigh bones were both each 5 feet long and its shine bones were both each 4 feet long, making its legs both each 9 feet long. Now, most fast running bipeds have shine bones that are longer than their thigh bones, like the ostrich, that's what makes them fast runners. Our thigh bones and shines bones are both each about the same length, so we're kind of half fast and half slow, or basically, we're kind of not too fast and not too slow. But T.Rex's thigh bones were longer than it's shine bones, which means, it was either a slow runner or just a walker, of course, that's what paleontologist Jack Horner thinks, he thinks that T.Rex was just a scavenger, but his theory makes no sense. But most people like me think that T.Rex was both a predator and a scavenger, how about you? That theory makes more sense, in fact it makes the most sense. Because there are no 100% predators and there are no 100% scavengers, every single carnivore that has ever lived on this planet are all each 50% predator and 50% scavenger. For example, lions are predators, but they'll sometimes scavenge and hyenas are scavengers, but they'll sometimes hunt. T.Rex could have been more of an ambush predator. It would likely either target the young, old, sick, weak or injured, or use stealth like a big cat would in order to catch its prey. But despite the disproportional legs, most people like me think that T.Rex was actually pretty fast. It was once thought that T.Rex could run up to 60 mph. But then they figured that in order to run that fast, T.Rex would have needed 90% of its muscle mass concentrated in its legs, physically impossible. It's now been estimated that T.Rex only ran 32 mph. But the juvenile T.Rexes were built differently from the adults, they were built more like ostriches, because their legs were built more like an ostrich's legs. It's been estimated that the juvenile T.Rexes could run up to 50 mph, while the adults could only run 32 mph, so the juveniles were faster than the adults. It's also been discovered that T.Rex actually hunted in packs, so they could have hunted just like lions do, because female lions are faster than the males. Female lions chase down the prey, while the males ambush them, so the females are more of predators and the males are more of scavengers. So, the juvenile T.Rexes could have chased down the prey, while the adults ambushed them, so juvenile T.Rexes could have been more of predators and the adults could have been more of scavengers. The youngest T.Rex ever found was The Wankel Rex, it was 65 million years old, which means, it lived and died 65 million years ago. And, the oldest T.Rex ever found was G.Rex, it was 70 million years old, which means, it lived and died 70 million years ago, 5 million years older than The Wankel Rex. With these two specimens, paleontologists and scientists were able to study, examine and compare T.Rexes that lived 5 million years apart and see just how T.Rex evolved over time. They've confirmed that when T.Rex first evolved 70 million years ago, it had relatively long shine bones compared to the thigh bones, just like an ostrich, which would have made it a fast runner. But then, 5 million years later, when T.Rex became extinct along with all of the other dinosaurs 65 million years ago, its leg proportions changed. It's thigh bones got longer and it's shine bones got shorter, which means, it also got slower, until it was the exact opposite, the thigh bones were then longer than the shine bones, which would have made T.Rex either a slow runner or just a walker. So, when T.Rex first evolved 70 million years ago, it could have been more of a predator then and then when it went extinct along with all of the other dinosaurs 65 million years ago, it could have evolved into more of a scavenger then as it continued to evolve over the past 5 million years. G.Rex and The Wankel Rex were both found on the hell creek formation and the age of a fossil is calculated by the depth of its location in the ground. The Wankel Rex was found at the top of the hell creek formation. And on the hell creek formation, there's 100 feet for every 1 million years, so the further down you go, the further back in time you go. So, because G.Rex was 5 million years older than The Wankel Rex, that means it was found 500 feet lower than where The Wankel Rex was found.
Majungatholus, also known as Majungasaurus, was 30 feet long, stood 12 feet tall and weighed 3 tons. It's Femurs were both each 5 feet long, its Tibia and Fibulas were both each 3 feet long and its Metatarsals were both each 1 foot long, making its legs also both each 9 feet long. The same length as T.Rex's legs, even though T.Rex was almost twice as long, 2.5 times taller and 7 times heavier than Majungatholus. It's been estimated that Majungatholus could only run up to 15 mph.
The older I get the more appreciative of things like clothes and socks are to me
Why is there south park fanart in the thumbnail I’m dead
I honestly don't mind socks that much.
I lose socks really often and whenever I don't lose them, they end up getting stained or having holes in them.
Same I got like a whole trash bag filled with socks and I was happy
Merry early Christmas to you Mvperry, hopefully you have fun with friends and family!
Christmas is on the 24th tho. Some got the message as opening the presents on 24th,some got the message as giving them on the 24th
Fun fact: If you don’t want something for Christmas then it is likely because you are not interested in it and want something else instead. It is always best to know what to want for Christmas before you decide whether to want it or not.
Fun fact: If you disliked this comment then it's because you didnt like it
fun fact: if i dont like reading that means that i dont like books
Fun fact: if you mind your business, that means you were minding your business
Fun Fact: If you open your eyes you can see
Fun fact: if you're homeless, just buy a house
One time at primary school when we did a secret Santa, I got an alarm clock and I cried. I literarily cried.
I feel you. 😢
People who are on their deathbed be like: 💀
I don’t get it
@@OliverMejiaSantana same
😭
Yeah I don't get it..
@@OliverMejiaSantana I think it means, since someone is about to die, what’s the point of wanting something for Christmas since you’re going to die
Stan in the thumbnail is everything.
Yes
Yup
Yeah
Yeah
Yep
All I want for Christmas is my gravity defying abilities unlocked
As a person who does not celebrate Christmas, i see this as an absolute win.
Why is stan marsh the thumbnail-
Merry Christmas to everyone!
UwU OwO TwT EwE VwV
Happy Hanukkah! 😁
1:02 i love school supplies
already calling me out with the first one 😭
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMASSSS... IS YOU !!!
Emotional Stability would be better for me.
all i want for christmassss... is food!!!
sp_owo art for the thumbnail is wild
1:29 what did this man search up to find this photo
Merry Christmas everybody! 🎄❤️💚
This was a nice Christmas gift lol. Mv perry roasting us...Merry Christmas perry! 🎄☃️❄️
0:04-0:09
He's already calling me out, but this is honestly so true! 😭
*"to live another day in this life"*
the musical instrument one about having to take lessons had a violin as the photo huh? *INTENSE OMORI FLASBACKS HELP*
As someone that has holes inside all my socks, I LOVE GETTING SOCKS ESPECIALLY IF ITS THOSE BIG ONES WITH CUTE PATTERNS ON IT OR CHRISTMAS THEMED OFC
Have the best Christmas of your life MVPerry! 🇨🇽👼🌲🎄🎁🧑🎄🤶🎅
8:27 W voice crack
IS THAT SP_OWO'S ART IN TH THUMBNAIL 😭
Oh yeah❤
"Perry" Christmas to you Marcus
I'm going to be wearing my PJs all day on Christmas
I have a feeling the next day is the best Christmas
"you don't want something that ignores you unless it wants something"
Meanwhile my cats snuggling up next to me: 🐱👋🐱👋🐱👋
yeah people who think cats ignore you must've never had one love them. mine never leave me alone, for better or worse lmao. one's purring as i type :)
Early for once, finally 😭
BRO is that Stan marsh in the thumbnail 😭😭
Yeahhhhh
Not me wanting autobiographies + Dark academia books- 😂
If you wrote one, I'm sure it would make big bucks.
Oh yeah!!!❤❤❤
Why is the thumbnail fanart of Stan Marsh from South Park by @SP_owo
3:34 so true
right on christmas good job im impressed spent christmas editing a video u earned a like from me and respect+1
The Dodgeball thing was personel 💀😢
I LOVE THE THUMBNAIL BC SOUTH PARK
Bro it's sp owo art.. ☠️
💀
@@bananonanoman the art looks good and i like it it's my opinion not yours
@@kittykittyanimal dawg the artist is problematic they have drawn cp
im laughing rn 😂😂😂😂😂
Whoever doesn't like hot wheels is automatically my enemy. You do not hear the beck and call echoing from Valhalla
3:34 me tbh
I don’t have anyone we’re going to see this xmas and we don’t have any gifts this year
i’m here 32 minutes before christmas💀
HAPPY HOLIDAYS 🎄🎁
I love comic books only because they are funny, interested and the drawings , but they gave me those kinds of books that they have less drawing than writing .😢😂😂
0:11 this is literally the best gift ever
Merry Christmas 🎄
5:13 Why thank you
merry christmas
0:44 real 💀 I’m a girl and my brother always gets video games for Christmas while I get dolls and “girly” stuff
Well, that's really unfair. Since girls can also be into video games as much as boys can.
Real bro
“Why would you want school supplies?”
Me and my sketch set I got: everyday I’m shuffling
MERRY CHRISTMAS
STAN MARSH
I gave myself a bloody nose with a yoyo once.
Yeah I’d still take a yoyo as a Christmas gift
Stan from South Park on the thumbnail is wild 😭💔
Merry Christmas everyone
DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE STAN MARSH ON THE THUMBNAIL
I CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO CUZ OF STAN ON THE THUMBNAIL 💀
😂
Me too 😭
@@southpark854 Gald I'm not alone 😭✨
U FOGOR XMAS PJ'S!!!
A tropical Christmas long sleeve with sailboats that have wreaths, lights and a Christmas tree in them with flamingos wearing Christmas hats as earrings and a Christmas hat.
1:58 NO WAY, I GOT AN ETCH TO SKETCH THIS CHRISTMAS 😭
5:38 I’m wearing one now (Christmas in Australia is on a scorching summers day!)
Or being in shorts is also a good choice..
i was wearing a literal not christmas-themed outfit at all
there was nothing specifically christmas about me
but i’ve only ever worn that outfit to christmas events
Me watching this on Christmas (time zones) 😊
Perryyyyyyyyy Christmasssssss!
I saw Stan fanart in the thumbnail, I clicked.
Me fr.
Real 😭
ME TOO
0:05 Bro knows my life 💀
Early….? Woah. 😱
3:03 literally my teacher with Siri and then the class burst out laughing
No 3:00
mine is books, and it actually is accurate
I love art
Maybe your next video could be what your favorite _ doesn’t say about you
Coal:you're everyone
A Defec8 colored shirt:you think it's ugly
MERRY CHRITMAS
marry cristmas 🎅🏻🎅🏻
I’m building the Lego Weasley Wizard Wheezes from Harry Potter rn while watching this
Hello! Its 5AM on Christmas day in my country while im writing this.i currently cants sleep which is why Im writing this! Hope you have an amazing Christmas with an amazing Christmas dinner and lots of lovely presents!!!
I want all christmas presents of games
Merry Christmas yall
Early
WHY IS THERE AN SP_OWO DRAWING OF STAN IN THE THUMBNAIL I AM GALLOPING
bro is the thumbnail sp_owo stan marsh art ☠️
💀💀💀
I fr had to do a double take to make sure I was seeing Stan.
True
are we not gonna talk about that bro added stan in the thumbnail
LITERALLY. and the art is from Sp_owo too…
I get too many art cases, and when i say too many, I MEAN IT. i got 3 this year
Merry Christmas!
When I'm bored I watch this guy.
EDIT: OMG! 1k likes!
No no! I do want art supplies! I just don't want cheap dollar store art supplies that's gonna fall apart if I look at it too hard.
,..stan?
How are glass dolls creepier than baby dolls though.. Especially with the image you chose /nm just curious
merry Xmas! wearing my summers dress for this (it's hot out)
What state or country are you in?
@@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate somewhere not far from wellington
@@PersonWhoAsked Wellington, Florida?
@@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate New Zealand
@PersonWhoAsked Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Yeah, I think by this time it would be warm since it's a temperate island country. I'm sure you look very nice in shorts as well, if I may say.
Money is always a good gift wdym
8:03 Also headphones: You want to hear way more Christmas music so as not to bother those who are already sick of it the closer we get to December 25th
I wore myself out lol! Sleeeeep... need to sleeeeepp.... after Christmas i just need sleep a completely full day. 24 hours straight please...
Same
Happy Xmas yall
Hi !!
I wear shorts on Christmas because for me, Christmas is in summer
I was the 1 thousandth person to like this video