If The Rock Hits on You - Ron Funches
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- Ron Funches explores the Black men archetypes that don’t get portrayed in mainstream media and imagines what he would do if Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson hit on him. (Contains strong language.)
Ron Funches: Giggle Fit
Original airdate: January 4, 2019
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you know how sometimes a person is described as "lighting the room with their smile"? this. this is the person
If anyone wants to talk/learn about God hmu please
God can help!
True
That smile is EVERYTHING. If only I was Duane "The Rock" Johnson. I mean, I'm a white girl, but that's soooo far beneath Rock bottom.
Exactly this!!!!!!! ☝🏽🖖🏽🌝⭐️
How his voice got deep bragging about being a dragonball geek. Love it.
If anyone wants to talk/learn about God hmu please
God can help!
Never related so hard to a standup joke in my life. XD
@@jaidenarias5912 You mean Kami.
*this is a joke relax
I too am a dragonball nega. My little brothers is naruto homies tho
I met Ron briefly a while ago and he was such a literal angel. He really is a carebear cousin hahaha
As an OG 2D animation Carebear stan, this makes me happy to hear.
Was exactly like he is on stage? Because that would be wonderful.
Aww!!
I wish I could be as free as Ron is, he looks so genuinely happy, because he's not repressing himself at all. He's happy with who he is, I want that.
Then go be happy. It’s the 21st century. You’ll regret it when you get old.
@@AC-qo8oq Easy to preach, I'd be willing to bet even you hide behind something like filters for photos.
@@AC-qo8oq heh easier said than done, I'm working on it though
Find one thing you hide something small and not potentially shunned or looked down on by society and be free about that one thing. Do it for a month. Next month pick another thing. You can do it. You are good enough. You are strong enough. And gosh darn it people like you.
And if they dont hit em with a high voltage tazer.
All of you,...attend 10 Random Funerals in the next Month. After that, either:
You will be a Master at "Freeing yourself"
or
You will not, and there is No Hope for you.
Simple.
Ron Funches is sunshine mixed with sugar. We must protect him at all costs.
If anyone wants to talk/learn about God hmu please
God can help!
And that is how a man becomes a meme.
Indeed!!!
I've heard someone describe the feeling after meeting Ron Funches as getting a warm hug. We should all aspire to be more like Ron.
"Girl, do you even look at my vision board?!" ROFL
Like…girl I know you saw The Rock flyin across my vision board in his tooth fairy outfit!!😂
Rock bottom! Ha! Love him so much. He's so cute I bet he does have a vision board!!
He does , i heard him talk about that on some podcast .
ya i seen another one of his stand up bits where he mentions his vision board
Damn he SLIMMED down he fit now
Half of Ron Funches' act is just being delightful and I'm not even mad about it ❤
I fell in love with Ron when I first heard his bit about moving to Oregon. His giggle is freakin’ adorable.
I. Love. This. Guy.!!! 😂
I totally get his "I'm not that kind of black guy" bit.
❤️🖤❤️
I got a friend from Chicago. Introduced him to Dragon Ball. Changed the dude's whole life.
Blerd culture is an escape for a lot of black people in the hood who are on the brink of taking part in street life. .
@@CoachBrodieDharma True. There truly is a lot of amazing people "in the hood." Sometimes we just need one idea, outlook or luck to change our trajectory.
"Maybe I am a Rock Bottom" lol
Come for the Dragon Ball Z, stay for the Quantum Leap.
And ride the Scott Bacula train to Star Trek Enterprise
That quantum leap joke was fantastic! Did not see that one coming lol
Big shout to those of us who played POGs for 3 months in 1995
Why did we even like that? I wasted so much allowance in 6th grade.
It's wild when u think about it it literally lasted that one year 😂
@@glock112983 😅😅 I wasted money and even fought my friend over a slammer
Your slammer game had to be on point!
No one was allowed to touch my Disney pogs... They weren't for playing with lol . . Took a slammer to the eyebrow once .. that was when I gave up pogs lol
I literally have a slammer in my pocket right now lol 😂😂😂😂
I don't believe ya.
The "care bear inside" had me rolling
My God this man is so unbelievably charming.
Every thing Ron referenced I was into.
He gets me.
She doesn't make the laws or anything 😆 😂 🤣
I would pay to see a reaction video of The Rock watching this for the 1st time!! 😆
Rock Bottom is the perfect name for...that lmao 😂😂🤣🤣
Ron has always just made me feel happy.
Knowing how the mind of a comedian works, I bet he was talking to someone and they said "rock bottom" and a light just switched on and he said I bet I could make a good pun out of this.
Is there someone with a better smile in comedy? Like holy crap I'm 10 seconds in and already smiling so wide because of how contagious it is.
Someone please show The Rock this guys set!
I would totally be that one guy laughing harder at the "Rock bottom" joke than anyone else.
This man, is a genius. He's honest about nerd shite, and racism... I mean dude admits his mom is racist but explains it like a champ. I mean "it was like pogs?!" I literally loled.
Oh i thought he was talking about a different pawg 😅
What are pogs?
Ron always delivers!!
When you never thought you would hear Dwayne Johnson and Beyonce in the same sentence
This man is of my generation in every way. And that helps me relate. And therefore laugh. And now he’s got me talking like him.
I like how your profile pic is just a close-up of Lil Kev from Always Sunny 😂
With the exception of The Rock joke going off the rails, I swear this was about me. Thanks for repping for the tribe Ron... To be clear: I do have an undying fanboy love for The Rock
If I meet the Rock or obviously Snoop dogg I think I'd cry afterwards lol
That pogs joke wassss goooodd
Maybe I am a Rock Bottom! 😂
He's so freaking adorable I can't stand it!! Like his personality seems golden! I would love to know him!!!
I'm a Skateboarding, parkour, BMX, mountain bike , Anime watching all sports doing nagga 🤣🤣
🌻🌻🌻I love this comment! Stay outside the box.🌻🌻🌻
@@voodoochile4147 thank you 🙏🏾
Live your truth brother
Damn, I like this dude. His delivery and style are so unique.
His smile is everything.
King Shark doing stand up
Ahhh my new fave comedian crush, I’m hooked! What beautiful and harmonious deliveries in his wordplay. 👏🏽👏🏽Looking forward to more
I WAS SCREAMING AT A ROCK BOTTOM 💀💀💀💀💀💀
The amount of people spelling PAWG as POG let’s me know y’all aren’t spending enough time in the Hub
😂😂😂😂😂
He was talking about Pogs though, the 90s toy. You sir spend a little too much time in the Hub I’d say.
"Maybe I am a rock bottom!" bwahahah
He is so adorable. I totally want to cuddle the care bear cousin.
This is amazing I love his smile
Best set to my ears honestly, so relatable - especially the Racist mom part
"...racism was more in your face, Everybody was doing it, nobody knew why. It was like PAWGs... Ha that's a weird joke" 😂 😂 😂 😂
*Pogs
@@JuaniqueVerde PAWGs makes for a very, VERY different kind of joke, especially when there's a potential dude nearby who might have a very different type of "slammer" in his pocket.
Haha “pawgs”.....I have a “slammer” or those 😉😂
*for those
I hope the Rock reacts to this joke one day. Knowing him, he would and I can't wait for that day
He has! 😅
World’s. Best. Smile.
He is the best. I’ve been following him for years and he’s hilarious
Love your suit Mr. Ron Funches. Love your talent too.
Dude just seems so casually funny. Hes chill. Doesnt take anything to serious. Including himself. Great content
Certified Gold!!!!!
“My mom is a little racist… that’s okay… she’s not making laws or anything.” Preach!
a racist is a racist.
@@alexforce9 Chill bro. You better watch the video. 😎
Ron is just the best energy. I truly wanna know if this is natural or a process to get there or just constant work to focus on the good instead of the bad
You are wonderfully funny. Thank you for bringing me joy.
He is dope and adorable at the same time.
Vision board! 😍
Let me just say, your comedy is funny because I totally get your thought process and I think its brilliant!!! Keep doing you!
I never got into POGs but lord, for like one school year, it was some peoples' whole identity.
I’ve scoured this comment section or people who remember POGs but no one can explain how it just took over then vanished.
@@apokolypzejonez22 I'm sure it had something to do with having pop culture images on them. By having still of you favorite shows & characters, you could build a stack that represented your interests. Add to that the dopamine hit of collecting and the adrenaline hit of winning others' pogs, and you had a great way for kids to flex on each other at an age before most had anything to call their own, like a car.
@@apokolypzejonez22 They’re just the fidget spinners of a previous generation, cool for one year then gone and “cringe”
Thank you for clearing that up! Because I swear to GOD he meant "PAWG" 🤣 so I was with him til he said the homey had a banger in his pocket "right NOW".. I was like "....on his phone...????" 😝
@@silentjay01 why did it die so soon, tho
Killed it with the pogs 🤣💯
That's the most accurate thing ever said on youtube.
Ron Funches is my happy place.
Damn good material and great delivery
I saw this man around 2015 and he was at least twice the size! Ron, EXCELLENT WORK MAN!!!
I ♥️ Ron so much!
He is so much different than all of the comedy I normally watch....and I love him for it.
He's got that 'Fred' vibe and mannerism from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Really funny tho.
It was like POG's.
Right there...that's when it happened.
That's when the "we did it boy'z " hits just right.
I was so proud of the audience when that Quantum Leap joke hit 🤣
Quantum Leap?? Instant Fan!!
i second
Awww he is Ron Funsize here!
Is there really an episode of Quantum Leap like that? Do I have get a torrent of this or what
Damn...the rock... dragon ball ..... quantum leap.... killin it🤣🤣🤣
His mom is just like me cause when I get my kids I want some full black grandbabies lol
I’m smiling so much I love this dude! I want to be his friend!
Sounds like Cleveland from Family Guy
Oh yes he does. LOL!
Ok it took me a minute but this dude funny!! 😂😂
I've loved Ron since @midnight
Me too!
Love this guy
Man I really wish Powerless could have stayed on air or continued on the DCU app. He was great in that.
I loved that show!!! It was so underrated. I wish they had given it time to develop and get its groove.
@@nix2747 True, though I'm a huuuuge fan of the cast from Danny Pudi to Alan Tudyk, Ron was by far the best on the show and didn't come off as acting. Warner really screwed the pooch by not continuing it on their DCU streaming service and wasting Alan Tudyk on Doom Patrol.
@@justj9737 it's like these producers don't learn from what happened with Rugrats, Parks and Recreation, and Everybody Loves Raymond - sometimes your beat successes need a little time to develop their story and their audience.
He's got me searching for and now watching that Quantum Leap episode. Man, I love the Internet.
Big Switch Energy! 😆👏
HOLY WEIGHTLOSS, BATMAN!
Thought he was gonna say his grandma was like the opposite of "Get Out" 😜 missed opportunity there...
“Racism, it’s like pogs.” - Ron Funchees
Damn never heard of Ron before but this was great ! He’s funny and just radiates positivity . Ron has such a warm personality too
LMAO I know that's right. The Rock is everything.
"It was like pogs" got me good
What is pogs?
Nevermind. I figured it out. I just google it. Man I felt dumb. 😂😂😂
Awsome
He had me a "Dragonball" 😍😍😍😍😍 OTAKU REPRESENTATIVE!
Yooooooo pogs & slammers!!!!!! I forgot about those 🤣
"It was like pogs." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s hilarious!
I love this guy
That rock bottom joke was awesome
Now I've seen this clip floating around for a while, but I've never gotten what he's saying at the end, is it Pogs or PAWGS? Either way the "I got a slammer in my pocket" line still lands 😂
I believe it was meant to be a double entendre. It was a really well written joke.
Quantum leap joke was the best
I GOTTA SEE HIM IN PERSON!!!