chronoir: this or that? (love edition) | Nijisanji eng subs

#くろなん
Original video: • ChroNoiRの攻略ルート！正しいルートを...
Kuzuha: ‪@Kuzuha‬
Kanae: ‪@Kanae‬
Feel free to correct me if you see any mistakes!
もし間違えていたら遠慮なく直して下さい！
Chapters:
0:00 Opening
0:38 Q1: Which would you date? - Careless about time / Careless about money
1:41 Q2: Which would you date? - 20 exes / 0 exes
2:38 Q3: Which do you dislike more? - Be caught cheating / Catching them cheating
4:06 Q4: Which is better when you're in a bad mood? - Leaving you alone / Listening to you talk
5:49 Q5: Which would you marry? - Someone who doesn't talk at all / Someone who talks for 24 hours
6:15 Q6: Which would you marry? - You love them but they earn 0 yen a year / You don't like them but they earn 100 million a year
7:01 Q7: If you were to be confessed to, which? - Meet them in person / Ccall or message
8:47 Q8: My lover is... - Really good at gaming / Really bad at gaming
10:30 Q9: Type of wedding ceremony? - Japanese / Western
11:19 Q10: Which would you date? - Indoor type / Outdoor type
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[@sleepysleepynya]

Working on this week's episode now💪! Here's an old episode that was requested!!

[@yulinana577]

Ganbare nemu-san!!

[@yulinana577]

And thank uu!!

[@thraiah]

Thank u as always for the translation, nemu-san!!! 😭

[@knaeinfinite.]

Thank youuu for always feeding us overseas fans! 💜💜

[@iamelevin6432]

Thank you!!

[@honeybunnynw]

the dynamic and opposite personalities are what making them really interesting to watch lol. i love how kanae gives pretty good reasoning on every choice he made while zh just plainly gives a clear answer with no compromise 🤣

[@chrizpo25]

Yeaaa I remember the story of Kuzuha being super late to their collab and Kanae ended up asking for his strawberry milk as compensation www

[@menicamarak1006]

Learning how to play games just for kuzuha

[@shiellasantos5494]

2:06 ahhahaha I love how kanae hit kuzuha😆

[@lilyofthevalley7561]

1:30 kuzuha saying that a person who's late to a meeting for 8 hours is a monster is ironic 🤧 since wasn't there a time where he was super late for a stream with kanae? (i think it was when they were playing FNAF) 😭😭😭

[@aomiichi]

Kuzuha so real ww

[@keishac24]

0:25 Kuzuha suddenly turned into an old man www

[@miruku6939]

I love how close and funny they are 🤣 I hope they do more eps like this 'cause it's my fave.

[@_Liam__]

Kuzuha is so hillarious and entertaining lmao
lmao the bait 4:00
8:08

[@mitsve06]

1:54 I LITERALLY SPAT MY CEREAL

[@starrycs7228]

Kuzuha is so real for that 🫡 Honestly…same 😂

[@lilyofthevalley7561]

istg, these long videos of eng subbed chronoir is the highlight of my life. thank you for translating as always

[@iamelevin6432]

i clicked so fast. www
thank you!!!
I forgot that this particular was long so I thought that the currently out eng clip was all there is to it.
I feel like I'm learning something new abt Nowa. At first I thought both wouldnt want to go outside at all.😅
Thank you for doing this since many will know Nowa more now. ☺️

[@TheXDayDreamerx]

They answered just as expected... ww.

[@sc_endlessdreams]

Thanks for the translation! It's fun answering along with them, agreeing with them, and also understanding what they think.

[@sallyasksjsj3335]

Thank you for subbing I don’t speak any Japanese but love chronoir so I really enjoyed this!!

[@eninin]

I agree with kzh marry someone i dont like but have money like love without money cant make you survive 😂

[@cinnamrol]

i dont know if this is a weird comment to make but i just feel like kzh wants a boyfriend lol the stuff he was describing sounds like that

[@apolpop]

I understand what you mean, it seems that he wants to be the one being pampered and spoiled or something

[@cinnamrol]

@@apolpop exactly instead of doing the pampering he wants it instead lol

[@رايزلي]

كاناي عسول يفكر زيي

[@Cornholio8787]

the result is kanaeXkuzuha

[@nemuirostorageroom]

i'm eating some soup and the bit at 2:59 legit made me snort out soup out of my nose, it fucking hurts lmfaoooooo
edit : happened again at 5:35

[@jefusensei]

i dont understand why cheating is such a norm in japan.

[@ffeymi_jel]

5:35

[@nnyavelist]

WHY DID KANAE HIT KUZUHA THEN POINT AT HIMSELF AFTER KUZUHA SAID SOMEONE W 20 EXES HAS A PROBLEM...

[@yoonsy5471]

Is like telling Kuzuha to mind his words

[@yunnnnnnn.]

I thought that he was referring to himself too lmao

[@lavenderbloom_blues]

kuzuha when it comes to other things: ☺️🫱🏻‍🫲🏼👍🏻👌🏻
kuzuha when it comes to money: 🤪😡🫨😈🗣️👁️👁️🔪