I tried speedrunning Totally Accurate Battle Simulator and used deplorable strategies to go fast
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- čas přidán 3. 04. 2021
- Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, or TABS, is one of the games where you wonder, how can you speedrun this? Well the answer is by using tactics that would make anyone ashamed, but hey that's speedrunning
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#EazySpeezy #TABS #Speedrun - Hry
‘ I wonder if you can get 2 Thor’s in Greek mythology’ you had one job easy
Just heard him say that and came to check the comments to see if someone else already pointed it out
@@Stryker14k same
Same
I couldn't believe that's what he said
He also calls Valkyries "Mythological beasts"
Why does it look like he’s in a public library?
I think he might actually be in one due to those lights
Imagine you to your library to see some guy live steaming himself speedrun tabs
I thought the exact same thing. Which would be quite a feat considering I’ve never been able to successfully operate a library computer.
@@kiryu4708 Ahhahahah
Imagine getting a book from the libray and hearing "who doesnt like murder?"
I think you'd have a hard time even getting one Thor in *Greek* mythology, Speezy.
Yeah I was hoping someone else noticed he said that. I was like uh no
@Ravin Raptor Did you mean Pax Deorum? Because aurum means gold in Latin. Also, pax is peace
The peace of the gold
@@iantaakalla8180 Not even, because aurum isn't genitive
@Ravin Raptor Kinda figured
Speezy's backround makes me imagine he's playing on a computer in a public library
My man speedrunning in a public library.
we all did 🤣
Imagine if it was the silent library
😭😭
@@HundredsGaming it obv wasn’t
@@m0wfue-343 it obv was a joke
"Peasants may seem bad, but they just overwhelm the enemy."
The French in 1789: no cap.
Russia be like
I see you everywhere lol
*TO THE GULATONE*
Rusian military strategy in a nutshell
7:23 Faze peasant
For 800k, Easy needs to speedrun Wii Sports in its entirety with the Wiimote and the Wii Nunchuk while simultaneously eating an entire casserole dish of his editor's crab casserole
7:46 "Dragon can deal with those people"
Dragon: *is being murdered*
-Theres secret units you can find on maps
-In medieval 1 and spooky 1 , stay close to the hidden door to unlock evil and good fantasy campaigns and maps
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THAT MOMENT WHEN -
@@halloweenlover1031 m.
@@ordinarythings2253 sus
He isn’t allowed to use them in the speedrun
@@dylanauntiecrafters3278 He is, He just forgot to get them, how do I know that? I was watching the practice stream and the video he was watching used bomb on a stick a secret unit, and I am pretty sure I saw in this video the artemis bow in the lighthouse, the Executioner axe on the tree stump very clearly and more
I like how chilled he is the whole time even tho he’s in the middle of a speed run
I feel like he would stream a speed run while the world was ending
@@eiphix. He will speedrun the most zombies killed in a apocalypse
@@stickmation6651 ong he would-
He has to be chill look at his background he's in a library
not all speedruns have to be hard.
Massiva army: Why do we hear boss music?
Dragon: CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
1:41 PINEAPPLE there, are you happy?
I have such a hard time linking his face to his voice.
For me its like assassins creed valhalla the main male characters voice doesnt fit at all for me.
he looks like obi wan
Same
He sounds like 20 yr old black haired thin nerd without facial hair but he looks like viking.
Same
“People in the trees”
*Fortunate Sun Intensifies*
Yeah we are very fortunate that our sun is in its prime and isn't to hot or cold
I guess this song does fit the description
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
Pokemon!!!
*Sun*
15:53 look at the chat losing its mind after he sead the name of sus sus amogus game
It was so funny watching chat freak out when he called Thor greek
He didn't read not a single comment in it either lol. This guy
4:33 a yes, thor in greek mythology
Lets be honest, thor would probably wreck shit up in the greek mythos...
@@yaboicosmiccrussader3265 depends which thor but sure
@@rabobingayan9758 the thor from norse mythos? What other thor, the one from the movies?!?! Lmaoo
4:34 “I don’t know if it really work out in *GREEK* mythology that you can have two *THORS* ”...Speezy, you are a magnificent speedrunner, but please don’t ever become an anthropologist ;P
Yeah Thor who's apart of Greek mythology along with Hourras, shiva, Jesus and Amaterasu
4:35 Thor is officially greek mythology
This man is speed running in your school library
I'ma be brutally honest. This is my first time seeing Speezy with his facecam on and he looks a lot like Philip Saymour Hoffman but with 60% more gamer.
oh hes that one comedian right? who always jokes he looks like jim gaffigan. hahaha
@@maddox9001 No he's an actor... He died in 2014 sadly.
@@AWildRaito it's a joke. jim gaffigan always jokes about how he looks like him. sheeeeeeesh
@@maddox9001 who tf is jim gaffigan
@@AWildRaitojim ghaffigan’s jokes about looking like him made me laugh everytime.
“This is a battle of two drunk people against a person with a sword”
Let's be honest, the squires' drunk too.
Irish independence in a nutshell
*Midwest intensifies*
"Speedrunning at its greatest." Well, it's better than MR. Krabs Overdoses On Ketamine.
Hello 🙃
15:18
Luchoiscute: this isn't going on youtube
EazySpeezy: *say that again*
10:18 Oh the hawacha things were changed. They used to kill themselves when they went out of arrows.
This speedrun teaches us that all of life’s problems can be solved with dragons
Mostly :/
Dragons won't teach me how to do my taxes... only how to burn em'.
.....yay for arson.
@@allingquilatonestacion4353 neither do schools.
@@SunilNmb nah nah nah, mate
That's college XD
Middle school and high school is for life lessons like heart break and mental illnesses
While kindergarten is for puppy love and the beginning of the end
Basically the education system is flawed and dragons need to burn em'
Proceeds to read all of the books in wings of fire
True words have never been spoken
Why is he doin a speedrun in the highschool library?!
because they're abandoned
Because it's his study not Library lmao
Thanks for editing it and making it shorter like that. Really well done!
i feel a sense of massive respect for this man
Home boy looks like he records in a library
Spezy speedruns at all times, he knows that getting to his house wastes too much time, so he just started to stream at the closest library
"what you'd supposed to do when you're teaming up with thor"
-Hawkeye 2021
God the confidence that radiates off of him.... I love those vids keep up the amazing work!!
@5:33 true in any context
"i have literal dragons... it's not gonna work out for you"
It looks like he’s recording in a collage library lol
Because he owns a bookshelf?
@@mrmo4569 No, it just looks like he's in a library. The lights and open space, as well as the bookshelf.
@@mrmo4569 I see someone's never been to a library
It might be a green screen background or something
The most historically accurate game in the world. One time in a textbook I saw that thor killed some hay bail people with a Chinese dragon.
People in valhanna can kill them. they literal trained with them
And zues is a god…
I mean not easily and normally you died trying but still could
Also to clarify about the Valkyrie thing
Valkyries carry you back to valhanna after your first death if you died while in combat. Which is why they have wings and are also the carekeepers of valhana
6:12 dude in twitch chat: I eat glue... same bro
Been waiting for this
He released a new video: calm
Its 1 am in germany: panic
Its the First day of the vacation: calm
Oh ja, dass ist das Leben!
I feel you. I live in Germany as well
But when you realize that you was dreaming about vacation: panic
2am
me:
hmm why shouldn't I watch new EazySpeezy video instead of sleeping?
sounds good
Laughs in better time zone
@@thebus3181 lucky
or not
every timezone is good in some situations
@@NoscoperSans all of them but yours
0:43 chat : "YT NEVER SEES US"
Also me : "... hi twitch chat"
"I don't know if it works out in *Greek* mythology where you can have 2 *Thors*" your knowledge about ancient mythologies is amazing eazy speezy
Local Drunken Midget Keeps Soldier of War In A Chokehold
Florida mane be like:
0:17 “I love the smell of napalm in the morning”
I love how both EazySpeezy and Dragoon said that Thor was in Greek mythology not Norse mythology
I definitely want more of this !!
The only question I have is why does it look like you're recording this inside of a library
Your upload rate is insanely high especially for what you do. Respect
He's speedrunning getting to 1 million subs
yeah, he just speedruns editing
1:51 Mmmm yes CHOKEHOLD
Him: Can you have 2 Thors in greek mythology?
Zeus: Am i nothing to you?
A CactusMcCoy speedrun would make me extremely happy
Speedrun through completing the mission
Every game?
@@thebus3181 waifu hunter 2021 Pls
The would be a very long speedrun.
@@thebus3181 just completing the mission
Play more of this game, it has everything you want to see in a speedrun, mass murder and dragons!
Here is a sight I thought id never see
Eazy with facecam
Love ur vids
Plz speedrun chess lol
Get this guy 1 mil, he deserves it
WE DID IT
Great speedrun, I would love to see the other campains as well!
"I don't know if you can have 2 Thors in Greek mythology."
-Speezy, 2021
I miss where you look up where your time fits on the leader boards! I would love to see those again!
Tabs speedrun just wow
He literally speedran life, why are you surprised
@@isdisgudnam he speedran war
Easy: burning people in the trees
'Nam vets: "hey, I've seen this one before!"
best collab ever Eazy and rae go around and kill people in TABS
I really enjoyed this speedrun!
Eazy: "Thor is Greek"
the Norse Pantheon: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
He's in both of them
@@tomlenid699 no he isn't thor is norse Zeus is greek
@@tomlenid699 no bud
@@tomlenid699 Lmao kid stop
This man may be the only one capable of surviving a Geometry Dash speed run
Oh lmao
10:06 I would have never expected to see Eazy participate in poaching.
8:15 the good old peasant rush by Capitan Sauce.
I see his face for very first time. He kinda looks like you dipped PewDiePie in a curry barrel.
bruh
Speedy don't wanna speedrun Bad ice cream cause he don't wanna lose his sanity
I like how eazy's setup makes him look like he's in library
I know right!
Me: Watches EazySpeezy’s new tabs video to look at some of the new content in the 1.0 update
EazySpeezy: Doesn’t mention the update once nor have the campaigns unlocked
You should speed run Vader immortal on vr. That would be sick
YES PLZ
But Vader Immortal isn't really a game, since you can't lose and can mostly just walk, and speedruns work best for games that aren't story heavy
@@umbragon2814 you can lose
For your 1,000,000 subscriber special, you should speedrun a game like wordscapes.
Heck no
11:10 That's a certified 1989 moment right there
1:12 words of a serial killer
Where is my water?-cranky pls ^^
totally accurate battle speedrunner
*EazySpeezy:* ...But elevation also doesn’t really matter, when you have people who like, defy the laws of physics or something
*Me a Star Wars fan:* Oh, it does matter, trust me
"I don't know if it works out in Greek mythology to have 2 Thors" -Eazyspeezy 2021
Eazy: what did you do?
Squire: I went for the head
Is he in a library...? Is that a green screen background or does his room actually look like that?
yes
"Being called a peasant just gives me power."
-T.A.B.S. peasant
"Who doesnt enjoy murder"
Eazy might need to take a break
*Talking about how Thor is in Greek mythology*. Me: THOR’S NORSE
I just like it how one of the chat said 'Hi future me!'
I prefer the guy who called anime out for being cringe.
"I wonder how it works out in Greek Mythology, if you can have two Thors. Probably not."
Technically true!
Him: What you gonna do to a peasant army?
William the conqueror: Am i a joke to you?
“I don’t know how it works out in greek mythology that there are 2 Thors” NO THOR IS NORSE MYTHOLOGY!!!!
Ngl I got kinda triggered when he said thor is from greek mythology and not Norse
Like zeus is from chinese mythology
"I don't know if it works out Greek mythology where you can have 2 Thors instead of 1"
*Zeus has entered the chat*
You look like you're in a public library 😂😂 i love it
Any OGs remember when hwatcha was a one use, or when chicken man wasn’t playable?
Chicken man was never playable
Why do I feel like I've missed a day
Ten!! Ten days of asking for sushi cat uwu
1:19 "do you like henti" XD
Oh my God...
Finally, this game is God level, and he is speedrunning it....
Yes... I'm so happy.
"What are you supposed to do when youre teaming up with thor"
*Go for the head*
Only 12 seconds ago damn earlier than my little brother being born on 3/31/10 being due on 4/1/10
😐
@@thebus3181 how
😐
These are some of the best runs you do
“Tanks are a nice weapon to have… as you can see by… the real life.” 😂😂😂
You know, I feel Like there's alot of unnecesarrily complex tactics Here where you could vastly simplify the Combat
Wtf I thought he was Asian, mind blown
Why
Someone in the Twitch chat: This isn't going on CZcams
Me, watching this on CZcams:
"I dunno if it really works out in greek mythology with two thor's"
Me who knows how thor is from NORSE mythology: *insert facepalm meme here*