making mountains out of rose podiums: bachelorette crack
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- čas přidán 22. 07. 2019
- mike's bachelor audition and the return of our favorite manic fever dream john paul jones
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#TheBachelorette #TheBachelor #BachelorNation #JohnPaulJones - Komedie
this was super good and fun to watch but tbh what lifted my spirits the most was the disclaimer at the end!! i think it’s really important everyone knows as fun as it is to make a joke of like he was still very harmful and dangerous and if someone watching is in a relationship with someone treating them similar to how luke treated her they deserve help
This is how the bachelorette should be edited
Keui literally like where do I submit my request that they start editing it like this, for real.
Yesss like can we have this channel edit the future seasons of the bachelor and bachelorette??
Keui yes, I would probably watch it more lol
@@carolinegallegos_ on the website of the channel
i would 100% watch it if it was edited like this
John Paul Jones’ job is literally listed as “John Paul Jones”
I haven’t taken a shower in 7 weeks but I’m fucking crying 🤣
Oh your name is so clever
@@bohemient I feel like there is a story we need to know behind this 😂
weetzybat I don’t think you get it lol
my man xD
If this were MY season John Paul Jones wouldve won JUST because his name is John Paul Jones and his friends call him John Paul Jones and I would call him John Paul Jones
He would introduce himself and I’d get right down on one knee
It would be an honour to call him john paul jones
yassss queen
and you would be called Mrs. Jones
@@luboswraeflynnc.2972 *Mrs. John Paul Jones
John Paul Jones is a walking meme 😂😂😂
He’s currently my favorite white boy on tv.
TomasTheTankEngine some white people just know what’s poppin
“yaaasss queen”
hannah: “will you take this rose?”
jpj: “yaaasss queen”
His profession is literally John Paul Jones nough said
He’s like a good version of Prince Charming from shrek
i learned luke is 5’9” and i’m dying. HE’S THE SAME HEIGHT AS JOJO SIWA
Zoe P this made me laugh harder than anything else in the world 😂
Zoe P LMAO
LMAO is this fr😂
I’m wheezing 😂😂😂
This comment so underrated 🤧 THIS IS GOLD
I don’t even watch this show but I’m addicted to these videos. And I feel like I get the full experience with just watching them so it saves me an hour and a half of having to watch the full episodes of this show
TomasTheTankEngine HAHSHAHHS OMG SAME
Ok same but I hope you're watching whit and ry
It really does
Gab17 D thank you sm 🥺♥️
SKSKSKSK SAME lmaooo I literally haven’t seen any episode or even a second of this season. Just random vids on CZcams 😂💀💀
i’m DYING.
JPJ and Mike were the finest men on here, personality and looks wise
ALSO Tyler is mighty fine too let me not forget that.
Tyler and Peter: aM i A jOkE tO yOu?!/?
My boi Dylan it's not far behind
Random user with a random name true, Dylan was an underrated king
Don't forget about 6'6 king Connor.
I wanted Mike to win so badly
“my sis becky hit the woah”
💀💀
😂😂😂😂
“I wish I didn’t remember him” dead
You should do John Paul Jones funniest moments pleaseee
yes
Yaas queen
yassss
ALL his scenes
just uploaded one!
The absolute UNIT that is John Paul Jones 👏👏
“mOve LeaVe gO” like jed we don’t want you there either chief
I don’t even watch the bachelorette but I am SCREAMING🤣🤣 wtf was this season
bahumbug this season was a whole big shit show
“mOve LeaVe gO” like jed we don’t want you there either chief
Him and his struggling voice🙄
I swear if John Paul Jones or Mike are not the next Bachelor I’m suing
Julia Lucas same, we should boycott the show if they aren’t the next bachelors
There not there In paradise tho
@@jemmastar5649 there not but there in paradise bachelor in
I read a spoiler that said it's going to be Peter I ain't mad thou I loved him
are we not gonna talk about the girl who cut JPJ’s hair??? and kept it????
ansley olivia no because too many of us relate and don’t need to be called out for it
oh GOD if Mike is actually the new bachelor I will absolutely watch this show again
YEP!! Would never miss an episode
Oh how I wish that was the case after the disastrous peter season
Jpj was a legend
A sexy funny legend😍😍😍
Heath Ledger
pro skiller *is
even more of a legend on paradise
The way they edited John Paul Jones I’m dead😂
Me: the perfect man doesn’t exist
JPJ: *enters the room*
“Let me see what you have”
“A KNIFE”
YOU ARE SO GOOD AT EDITING OMG
THIS MAN IS UNHINGED SENT ME
ok why did the producer running past in the back SEND ME
You get a chicken nugget, you get a chicken nugget, EVERYONE GETS A CHICKEN NUGGET. He had an Oprah moment but with chicken nuggets lmao.
I’m praying a vegan got one in the face
I didn’t even watch the Bachelorette but I think I’m in love with John Paul Jones 😂
I lost it when Luke walked in and the audio was one person clapping 😂🤣
😂😂😂😂 same
lmao!!! in real life i think he got 2 or 3 pity claps from the audience....
Omfg when u straight up skipped luke s when they were introducing everyone 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
Oh he was there?
i mean he sent HIMSELF home did he really have anything to offer 💀
JPJ really out here throwin NUGGETS into the crowd I LOVE HIM
Love the end! It is do important for people to recognize the harms and signs of bad relationships and have support to get out of them. Luke was totally abusing her and I want to thank you for speading the abuse hotline info.
Yes. I was really moved when I saw that message too. Applaud it
Um how was Luke abusing her you little snowflake?
I'm missed last night's episode but this is good enough omg
Luke: Who ever is next to come out, LAY IT ON ME
Host: Well..... everyone is gonna come out
Luke: *surprised pickachu face*
The caucasity! XD
That was the exact right term!
🤣😂🤣😂
Everybody needs a Big Mike in their lives
LIKE BARBRA STREISANDS DOG IM CRYING
Larson Riccoboni I lost it at that 💀
Jpj for new leader of stan twitter?
kaya loves sunflowers new white boy of the month PLEASE
J. K. Jed’s giving me more white boy vibes 😂
J. K. White boy of the century more like
“Or what?” Iconic!
captain save a ho fo sho
literally just found your channel earlier this morning and saw you uploaded 10 mins ago
I would never watch the show but these are goddam hilarious, thank you for these!
*JOHN PAUL JONES*
JOHN PAUL JONES 🥰🥰
1:32 - me trying to sneak into class after the bell
Dammn Mike was just wayy to precious for this show
john paul jones for next bachelor
“They didn’t know she sent puke home”💀💀💀💀
I’m loving this content
I need a man like John Paul Jones
the man, the myth, the meme... john paul jones czcams.com/video/CTgBPlkKCWU/video.html
I love John Paul Jones so much ♥️
YASSSSS QUEEN
i need a video just dedicated to Tyler C & all of his moments on the bachelorette
Several of them could have had a video of their own.
Peter did almost nothing during the confrontation and this is why I believe that he is not good enough for Hannah. Tyler displayed an amount of agression And love for Hannah. In this essay I will...
R Robinson i'm almost POSITIVE that this show was the first time peter ever experienced confrontation in his LIFE
Bachelor BS as possible as that is I’m very biased towards Tyler. He was probably talking to Hannah over there
R Robinson yeah I feel like while tyler and Jed we’re dealing with Luke, Peter was trying to comfort Hannah which i thought was sweet and what she needed
As a bartender.
I would rather see a guy who tries to avoid fights.
I dont think what the other two did was wrong, but peter did also good...
Also thats called teamwork...
Never saw this season, don’t plan on watching future seasons, but I’m sad it’s over cause I won’t have these edits to watch. Please continue this is my only entertainment.
When Cam came on screen and it said *”i wish i didn’t remember him”* I felt that
JOHN PAUL JONES EXCLAMATION POINT
john paul jones has jake gyllenhaal levels of chaotic energy
This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen of this show
Thank you for giving Dylan the screen time he deserved!!! You put it best, what an Underrated King 👑
mike deserves the world and nothing else
This video was HILARIOUS, but I really want to thank you for the message at the end. Abusive relationships are not a joke and I applaud the fact that you brought awareness to that
“ The caucasity” that had me dead but that’s almost every season of the bachelor or bachelorette
THE SILENCE WHEN LUKE WALKED IN LMAO
BIG MIKE 🙏😤😩
Great with the PSA. Wish they had shown these episodes 5 thru 11 as well. Luke is a dangerous guy.
yo i dont even watch the bachelorette but this was the FUNNIEST edit ive ever seen
I can’t with him😂😂🤦🏽♀️
YASSSS QUEEN- JPJ
I’m so excited when these come out every week. You’re doing the lord’s work. JPJ forever
if hannah wears those heart earrings again i’m going to throw hands
shannon ranalli the stylist really did her dirty majority of the season
I love you john paul jones
the best channel on CZcams
These edits are so amazing oh my lord. Thank you so much!! I haven't fully watched any of the episodes but this cracks me up so hard.
I love these videos they’re hilarious
we stan you for ONCE AGAIN putting a hotline ❤️❤️❤️❤️
laura auden and i'll continue to until we see an episode free from luke ❤️
Bachelor BS QUEEN
when he says he wouldn't change a thing and chris adjusts himself, that really tells you something.
Thank you! It was like he took a brief moment to think "dear God what have we done?" then makes a subconscious effort to get as far away from that psycho as possible while still continuing with the show.
I actually really appreciate the end piece, even if this is a crack video you still acknowledge how real it is and I thank you for that I don't really see that often
i didn't feel comfortable putting out any videos with luke in them without taking his behavior seriously and providing resources, especially with how his behavior progressed on the show. i'd seen survivors say watching him on the show was triggering to them, and if ABC didn't want to provide resources on their screens i wasn't comfortable putting out videos without including at least a hotline.
JPJ and Mike are my favorite and I don't even watch the show😂
Thank you so much for putting that disclaimer at the end. It means more than I can express.
Also; JPJ is a heccing king. I unironically wonder if people have written fanfiction, and it wouldn't surprise me :D
Yo this has to be *by far* the best edited video on CZcams. The clarity filter was pure genius and it was one after the other with the cuts and subtle jokes that *you as the editor* make with *us* the audience. Its truly a work of art, I'm honestly so here for your videos
AmberW28 thank you so much!!
Dylan, John Paul Jones, Tyler C, and Mike were the KINGS we did not deserve
The video was hilarious but I just appreciate you so much more for the end slide. So important. Thank you.❤
i really love your videos and please keep making them!!!! I have an entire household that loves watching these
The way you edit these are so fucking funny thank you for giving me some serotonin today.
This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time. Great job. Keep up the good work.
dude I need John Paul Jones to be the next bachelor
please god
if they had good marketing they would get him on.
JOHN PAUL JONES. MY BOY. I LOVE HIM.
but i really want mike to be the bachelor. like a *lot* m8. like. so much.
I benefited greatly after having watched this today. LOL THE EDITING WAS GOLDEN
I've never watched this show in my life, but for some reason I was recommended your crack videos and now I feel like I've seen this whole season. Also Big Mike is F I N E .
thank you for putting that message at the end
Love the recap! So funny!!
jpj is genuinely just there to have a good time and i support him
i haven't watched Bachelor/Bachelorette since Rose Buddies stopped, but I love these edits so much!
wow that ending tho thank you
i loved this thanks for making it
This edit is HILARIOUS!! This edit is important!
this might be the best video on this app
abuse help hotline at the end made me thumbs up. Thank you for adding that.
*they all kept their composure pretty good so props to them*
i absolutely love the fact that you had that slide at the very end that listed the hotline. it's a real problem and i just want to thank you for letting other people know that too :D
I didn’t actually watch the show but i cant get enough of this shit. This is how my mom and i bond. Thank you for your service.
i need more of this
I just found this channel and I'm literally bawling of laughter 😂😂 the way you caught that staffer walking by at 1:30
John Paul Jones has my WHOLE HEART
*who’s ready to see BACHELOR IS PARADISE WITH ALL OUR FAVORITE JPJ*
I don’t watch the bachelor or bachelorette but this is one of the greatest videos I’ve ever seen.