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  • @michaelshepherd733
    @michaelshepherd733 Před rokem +2948

    Props to the dreads guy, didn't let his feeling get hurt and laughed right along with everybody else.....

    • @divideandmultiply
      @divideandmultiply Před rokem +75

      TBF it's a risk he should have been willing to take. On the daily.

    • @SplendidFellow
      @SplendidFellow Před rokem +44

      He did say he's got a humiliation fetish

    • @catatonic165
      @catatonic165 Před rokem +10

      @@divideandmultiply Exactly. Especially with Stavros. People know by now

    • @scottshoe842
      @scottshoe842 Před rokem +74

      If he’s in the trades, he’s used to taking shit.

    • @Deraldgjr
      @Deraldgjr Před rokem +15

      @@scottshoe842 exactly what I was going to say. 🤣 It's nonstop comedic gold all day if you have the right guys in your crew.

  • @clayjack9969
    @clayjack9969 Před rokem +1582

    “Don’t worry man it doesn’t look that bad, no one will even notice.”
    - his friend 5 minutes before the show.

    • @4d3c2b1a
      @4d3c2b1a Před rokem +8

      do not quit your day job

    • @clayjack9969
      @clayjack9969 Před rokem +18

      @@4d3c2b1a okay cool guy.

    • @RuFi0000000
      @RuFi0000000 Před rokem +23

      @@4d3c2b1a You spend your time critiquing the _CZcams comment section_ so I think you should take your own advice.

    • @4d3c2b1a
      @4d3c2b1a Před rokem +1

      @@RuFi0000000 I do not give free consultation. I just call out the stupid shit. i.e. you. dumb communist.

    • @FTJan
      @FTJan Před rokem +3

      @@4d3c2b1a beta behavior

  • @LeanInMyCereal
    @LeanInMyCereal Před rokem +2045

    Big props to the dread guy. If you're reading this - thank you for laughing instead of getting butthurt.

    • @paddyay9422
      @paddyay9422 Před rokem +5

      Stavi is against cultural appropriation

    • @youtubeusername2254
      @youtubeusername2254 Před rokem +14

      I don't think he had much choice. That's the only way you can respond to that much humiliation....

    • @roboticunclephil
      @roboticunclephil Před rokem +8

      guy probably went home & scream cried himself to sleep

    • @kristoffer9400
      @kristoffer9400 Před rokem +7

      @@paddyay9422 Dreads is not exclusive to one culture.

    • @SecretGerms
      @SecretGerms Před rokem +4

      why are YOU thanking him?

  • @cokentutes
    @cokentutes Před rokem +976

    Alternate title: stav finds the one guy with worse hair and gets excited

    • @purdysanchez
      @purdysanchez Před rokem +23

      That's extremely debatable

    • @leanacecelia9201
      @leanacecelia9201 Před rokem +45

      Stav's hair is infinitely worse lol

    • @hughg.rection7208
      @hughg.rection7208 Před rokem +10

      He has no right to talk bro atleast this dude has some hair

    • @DennisMHenderson
      @DennisMHenderson Před rokem +5

      @@hughg.rection7208 & at least ‘dude’ didn’t say “bro” like a 13 yr old googlite soi

    • @Smilebefine
      @Smilebefine Před rokem

      👍🏻🤣🤣🤣

  • @protolexis
    @protolexis Před rokem +464

    This was epically brutal but respect to dreads for taking it like the true tradesman that he is.

    • @robgoose
      @robgoose Před rokem +6

      That is a hilariously accurate point, damn

    • @tylerwilson8270
      @tylerwilson8270 Před rokem +6

      Having worked in trades in the past, you will not make it far if you can’t handle banter, so I’m sure this guy is used to it. Haha

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 Před rokem +1

      He missed half of it, because he needed a break.

  • @TK-ky5kh
    @TK-ky5kh Před rokem +334

    "You are counting one single crow right now" 😂😂😂

  • @SkeetTeam
    @SkeetTeam Před rokem +399

    Ik damn well he went home and contemplated cutting that shit

    • @Mosdazed03
      @Mosdazed03 Před rokem

      Bought the vip seat to get roasted. Stavvy making dreams come true baby. You don’t get this fat and stupid looking without understanding how people see you

    • @MrKongatthegates
      @MrKongatthegates Před rokem +21

      or his wrists

    • @sojournerkarunatruth4406
      @sojournerkarunatruth4406 Před rokem +5

      His hair made him the star of the show 💫

    • @DeathTrapProductions
      @DeathTrapProductions Před rokem +19

      I hope he did haha. No disrespect I made the mistake of not being exactly black with dreads front row at a Kevin hart show. Guess how that turned out? Easy fodder for crowdwork but he was still cool as hell afterwards. It's comedy! We're all here to laugh.

    • @eljabali3130
      @eljabali3130 Před rokem

      Stavvy has the worst hair possible wtf dude looks 60 😂😂

  • @gloopgloopglorp
    @gloopgloopglorp Před rokem +290

    You can see the Sublime joke pop into his head, and even though he just said he was gonna move on like 3 times, he couldn't hold in the laugh and had to ask it.

    • @TheSer21
      @TheSer21 Před rokem +27

      37 year old man with sublime in his spotify list in 2023... well, no dreads but that's me lol.

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 Před rokem +2

      He's like 1 bad break-up away from going full jay oakerson

    • @jteter86
      @jteter86 Před rokem

      hahaha, I noticed that too.

    • @jteter86
      @jteter86 Před rokem +2

      ​@@TheSer21 lol right?

    • @jademoon7938
      @jademoon7938 Před rokem +10

      I don't know how anyone couldn't like Sublime though fr lol

  • @craig1474
    @craig1474 Před rokem +142

    To have Fat Gallagher roast your hair. Fuck man, this guy is a champ for taking that.

    • @karahitto
      @karahitto Před rokem

      FAT GALLAGHER 😂😂

    • @purdysanchez
      @purdysanchez Před rokem +3

      Gallagher was pretty articulate and intelligent though

    • @cygmusmandulis7533
      @cygmusmandulis7533 Před rokem

      @@purdysanchez no, not Gallagher's brother. Gallagher!

    • @OneOfDaLast
      @OneOfDaLast Před rokem +1

      @cygmusmandulis7533 Gallagher was often played by his actual brother without anyone know and after he passed he continued.

  • @jameskolasa4389
    @jameskolasa4389 Před rokem +152

    Ron Jeremy's Son is going to be a legend

  • @djkaoken2002
    @djkaoken2002 Před rokem +79

    Man most people would have lost their shit after 3 min of being told their hair looked liked crap. Props to that guy for taking a roasting.

  • @JamesJansson
    @JamesJansson Před rokem +72

    Stavros is like "fuck I can't stop bullying this guy"

  • @pnwfavmilf05-12
    @pnwfavmilf05-12 Před rokem +422

    How he talks about anybody's haircut is amazing to me LMAO

  • @alastairs3727
    @alastairs3727 Před rokem +144

    respect to the man with the dread(s) - took it in his stride !

  • @joshuaashley188
    @joshuaashley188 Před rokem +40

    you hold the room so well. your timing, allowing everyone to breath so they can laugh is so impressive. much love
    STOVY

  • @hudsontoo1212
    @hudsontoo1212 Před rokem +32

    Dude had a good sense of humor. That’s a lot of bagging to take in one session 😂

  • @thehowerd8634
    @thehowerd8634 Před rokem +67

    One thing I’ve learned about seeing Stav live: look as normal as possible and never sit in the front row

    • @n4nurfknb1ness52
      @n4nurfknb1ness52 Před rokem +1

      Might actually want to consider sitting in the nosebleeds.

    • @chronicprocrastina
      @chronicprocrastina Před rokem +4

      No one is safe. He could call on you randomly and start making fun of your life choices. Guy’s a genius at finding people’s sensitive spot

    • @Pinko-Diamond
      @Pinko-Diamond Před rokem

      I was planning on the opposite approach

    • @DrTomCruisin
      @DrTomCruisin Před 5 měsíci

      @@n4nurfknb1ness52 Imma watch from home just to be safe. lol

  • @JStack
    @JStack Před rokem +165

    Stav making fun of someone else’s hair is like if Stav tried making fun of someone else’s hair

    • @jumpinjohnnyruss
      @jumpinjohnnyruss Před 9 měsíci +3

      I wonder what he'd do if he saw himself in the front row.

  • @tylerphillips503
    @tylerphillips503 Před rokem +21

    I was at this show, we were honestly convinced the whole hour was just going to be this and we'd be fine with that

  • @yeomanbasket
    @yeomanbasket Před 4 měsíci +2

    The dude knew it was all lighthearted and laughed just as hard as everyone else, model crowd work participant.

  • @mikemcginn4232
    @mikemcginn4232 Před rokem +15

    That was funny, but BRUTAL!! imagine being that guy 🥺

  • @K10House
    @K10House Před rokem +115

    If Stavi cuts his hair he'll look like the guy who works in the restaurant with the swinging doors on Sesame Street 😛

  • @JackyLegs
    @JackyLegs Před rokem +17

    props for laughing and being a good sport, made for an awesome bit because of his reaction

    • @user-kw7rt9zl4e
      @user-kw7rt9zl4e Před rokem

      Definitely shot can feel weird and awkward if the roastee is hurt

  • @oxhorn2906
    @oxhorn2906 Před rokem +39

    God he went so hard on him lol that's rough

  • @JonOnFilm
    @JonOnFilm Před rokem +37

    4:00 fucking had me, oh my fucking god, this was probably the funniest bit i've seen in a long time.
    brownie pts to dread bro for laughing along and taking the punches. -- solid front row member.

  • @TheRealSyckflo
    @TheRealSyckflo Před rokem +62

    Absolute gold. Your crowd work is better than 90% of the written bits that other people do.

  • @robertozycz3281
    @robertozycz3281 Před rokem +3

    Definitely one of my favorite audience roasts of ALL time. Ever.

  • @coles6332
    @coles6332 Před rokem +1

    My boy is a real one for avoiding the “at least I my hair isn’t migrating to my back”

  • @SiaAbderezai
    @SiaAbderezai Před rokem

    Love ya mate, you look healthier. Keep killing it w that crowd work!

  • @tylerthompson1842
    @tylerthompson1842 Před rokem

    Stavros and Big Jay are the greatest crowd work comics in the business. I’ve watched Jay work the crowd for his entire set and absolutely kill. Not a single write joke unreal

  • @zachmiller603
    @zachmiller603 Před rokem +360

    Props to dude for being a good sport.....never to late for anything in life by the way

    • @macphee24
      @macphee24 Před rokem

      Nah no props. This guy looks dumb as fuck.

    • @Clayton.e
      @Clayton.e Před rokem

      Shut up

    • @Benjamin-jo4rf
      @Benjamin-jo4rf Před rokem +4

      Uhm that's terrible advice

    • @Henofmayhem
      @Henofmayhem Před rokem +15

      @@Benjamin-jo4rf to have a positive outlook on life or just in people in general? You have popular reddit guy vibes

    • @Benjamin-jo4rf
      @Benjamin-jo4rf Před rokem +3

      @@Henofmayhem it's never too late in life to do anything is terrible advice. Many things I did as a young man I am very very happy I do not do now. One of them is having dreadlocks.

  • @adamlangdon2245
    @adamlangdon2245 Před rokem

    I've seen this five times ,because of youtube , and it keeps on getting better.

  • @nocheapdopamine725
    @nocheapdopamine725 Před rokem +2

    That Sublime joke was top😂love how he laughed to himself when he thought about it before saying it

  • @Mosdazed03
    @Mosdazed03 Před rokem +1

    Oh shit finally! Thank you Stavros. Love you bro - Sublime fan

  • @loganmackay7150
    @loganmackay7150 Před rokem +8

    I dont think ive ever laughed so hard

  • @tylertaft7284
    @tylertaft7284 Před rokem +1

    God if this wasn’t just magical hahaha this is a god at work here. The flow is just so nice. 😂

  • @tsuobachi
    @tsuobachi Před rokem +29

    Guy was a good sport, but also, his hair is legitimately a war crime.

  • @aaronromo6790
    @aaronromo6790 Před rokem +1

    Stavy literally couldn’t resist

  • @lordfordification
    @lordfordification Před rokem

    Thank you for all the material to use on the white middle aged dreads guy at work!

  • @bang8782
    @bang8782 Před rokem

    Some of the best crowd work I’ve seen.

  • @pocketoniofficial
    @pocketoniofficial Před rokem +5

    Hopefully dread guy reads this! Again, props to him for being a great sport man.

  • @jrverde218
    @jrverde218 Před rokem

    Best crowd work I’ve seen in a while

  • @Ratinadrainditch
    @Ratinadrainditch Před rokem +1

    This guy just rolled with it, props to him!

  • @iheelhookday1whitebelts22
    @iheelhookday1whitebelts22 Před 6 měsíci

    Man that was brutal big props to dreads for taking it stav went crazy this time

  • @JaasTyler
    @JaasTyler Před rokem

    the blind leading the blind on this one sheesh haha love ya stavvy

  • @prettysweet5033
    @prettysweet5033 Před rokem

    Got a Super Cuts ad before this. So perfect.

  • @Tortilla.Reform
    @Tortilla.Reform Před 10 měsíci +1

    Considering bearded Vaako was in the front, I applaud Stavs ability to hold back

  • @TheGbelcher
    @TheGbelcher Před rokem +1

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

  • @matthewturner4720
    @matthewturner4720 Před rokem +3

    I would have a panic attack, props to this guy

  • @JT-of6of
    @JT-of6of Před rokem +5

    Funniest part is stavvy would rather be half bald than have hair like this guy 🤣

  • @Youngdihno
    @Youngdihno Před 10 měsíci

    "Do you listen to like sublime" stav!! KILLLLLLLLED MEEEEEE BAHAHAHAHA

  • @jorgecastro6126
    @jorgecastro6126 Před rokem

    Jeezus, he went hard on dude. At least man took it well. Love you Stavy Baby!

  • @RedsBigRig
    @RedsBigRig Před rokem

    Stav talking about anybody else’s hair is wild bro🤣🤣

  • @chameleon2432
    @chameleon2432 Před rokem +109

    Oh, wow… Dang, Stav… you just couldn’t stop roasting the white dude with dreads 😂😂😂

    • @oldpezza5318
      @oldpezza5318 Před rokem

      shut up Marlene

    • @patchs9999
      @patchs9999 Před rokem +11

      yeah we watched the same vid as u dude

    • @spanzotab
      @spanzotab Před rokem +9

      Yeah that was my favorite part too. When he made fun of the guy with dreads.

    • @ridgejordan1859
      @ridgejordan1859 Před rokem +4

      Most white ppl know we shouldn’t have dreads so when one of us shows up with dreads, it’s open season on them, as seen here.

    • @LinksQuest
      @LinksQuest Před rokem +6

      @@ridgejordan1859 why shouldn’t white people have dreads

  • @heroinmom153
    @heroinmom153 Před rokem

    This was a gold mine and Stavros went beyond expectations mining it.

  • @fartrrellclugginsjr
    @fartrrellclugginsjr Před 9 měsíci +2

    Bro stopped and got a buzz cut on the way home

  • @Allish90
    @Allish90 Před rokem +73

    Meanwhile Stav is there looking like a mix of Jerry and George from Seinfeld..
    With his hair and looks he has some serious balls roasting the crowd on their appearance - funny as shit tho 😅

    • @twentytwo138
      @twentytwo138 Před rokem

      That's his charm, it doesn't sound as insulting and offensive when he says it because he's ugly too. If a handsome comedian did these jokes, he would look like an asshole. But Stav is one of us, he has the right to tell these jokes. It's like the N-word, only black people can say it hahahaha

    • @mrburns805
      @mrburns805 Před rokem +7

      It’s kind of true but Stav’s whole appearance is ironic. He’s trying to look fucked up. The white guy with dreads is trying to be cool

    • @matty4natty
      @matty4natty Před rokem +5

      I feel like a mix of Newman and George also might work 🤔

    • @Mosdazed03
      @Mosdazed03 Před rokem

      @@mrburns805 I promise you he’s not. And stav got his teeth fixed and has been working out. He’s just Greek and ugly. But that’s ok, unless you swing his way 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @mrburns805
      @mrburns805 Před rokem +2

      @@Mosdazed03 he has literally said he grows his hair out and wears dumb clothes ironically. I’m sure he still wants to be healthy and have nice teeth

  • @josephglaurung9170
    @josephglaurung9170 Před rokem +2

    What a good dude to be cool and enjoy the roast

  • @MrShivshank
    @MrShivshank Před rokem +5

    lol that guy needed this. i hope he takes it okay.

  • @manolid
    @manolid Před rokem +1

    The guy took the roasting like a champ.

  • @oddmetre
    @oddmetre Před rokem

    Stavvy is straight gifted

  • @artvandelay3840
    @artvandelay3840 Před rokem +22

    I can't imagine Stavros handling a heckler if this is how he treats audience members just minding their own business.

  • @will5430
    @will5430 Před rokem +1

    holy shit this is my favorite clip so far

  • @keithross1819
    @keithross1819 Před rokem +5

    I’m never sitting front row to a stavy show 😂 that was ruthless but also golden 😂

  • @rring44
    @rring44 Před rokem

    Counting Crow is just perfect

  • @NYRobb82
    @NYRobb82 Před rokem

    I don't think I ever seen Stav go so hard. Man is he good if he could commit THIS hard and not lose any rhythm.

  • @jbraunger
    @jbraunger Před rokem

    That was gold.
    Stay gold Pony Boy

  • @Gixsir
    @Gixsir Před rokem

    He just can’t stop 😂😂😂

  • @damienmorrow912
    @damienmorrow912 Před rokem +2

    We love you dread guy!

  • @freethemimes
    @freethemimes Před rokem

    Stavi baby! Probably one of the funniest dudes ever.

  • @glion69
    @glion69 Před rokem +1

    Died laughing at this one.

  • @NJT1013
    @NJT1013 Před rokem

    Stavros Halkias is fucking hilarious. Big props to the dread head for taking it easy and having fun.

  • @-dystopic-
    @-dystopic- Před rokem

    Stavvy’s the best there is a crowd work, that shit was funny as fuck!

    • @purdysanchez
      @purdysanchez Před rokem

      Who's been in a threeway?
      Anyone ever been with a squirter?
      I like polyamorous girls cause they have low standards.

  • @drippydenton
    @drippydenton Před rokem +5

    Stavy laughs at the exact octave needed to pacify audience members from punching him in the face while he verbally jabs them

  • @theravingchannel
    @theravingchannel Před rokem

    Stavros has become a monster since growing out his own hair and deserves it

  • @michaeldanielpaisleyhender399

    Ron Jeremy’s transition into comedy went surprisingly well.

  • @T25de
    @T25de Před rokem

    The haircut heckler

  • @psytron939
    @psytron939 Před rokem

    Just was listening to the insta video, thank god this popped up in youtube 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fpcooper95
    @fpcooper95 Před rokem +3

    Stav might be able to come to the BBQ over this one 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @aaronunroe5267
    @aaronunroe5267 Před rokem

    This got me laughing so hard

  • @CH-bp3bj
    @CH-bp3bj Před rokem

    Stavros is the friend this guy needs in his life.

  • @toosickk2808
    @toosickk2808 Před 6 měsíci

    Dread guy gets absolutely roasted but acts so cool that he takes over the comment section 😂 instant beauty 🤙🏻

  • @joshjamesfilms
    @joshjamesfilms Před rokem

    Stavs got that Ron Jeremy cut and still destroyed this dude 😂

  • @twig828
    @twig828 Před rokem +1

    Stavvy said take it down, and homie said "no better"

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra Před rokem

    Dreadman . You are such a great sport. RESPECT!

  • @watkinry
    @watkinry Před rokem

    I don't know when I'll see Stavros live, but when I do I'm sitting in the back.

  • @celticfox
    @celticfox Před rokem +1

    Got a flashback to the Nutty Professor when it panned over lmao. Chappelle wore it with pride too!

  • @erisgh0sted961
    @erisgh0sted961 Před rokem

    His laugh is glorious. 😂

  • @lizardmandx
    @lizardmandx Před rokem

    Got front row to Stavvy in May, gonna be a good time.

  • @mlongoria124
    @mlongoria124 Před rokem

    I've been watching Stavros crowd work for 3 hours

  • @bighoss7102
    @bighoss7102 Před rokem

    Boy he got lit up

  • @thereisonlycis3566
    @thereisonlycis3566 Před rokem +5

    The worst part is he can't cut them now because anyone that was there with him is going to say he got bullied into cutting them 🤣

  • @natebraus4567
    @natebraus4567 Před rokem

    “No disrespect” lmao

  • @gorydays23
    @gorydays23 Před rokem

    "Do you listen to... like Sublime?" 😂🤣😂🤣 dead

  • @wowomg1980
    @wowomg1980 Před rokem

    I feel the same way about handlebar mustaches. This reminds me of when Hannibal Buress was roasting people with those

  • @e-pflow3144
    @e-pflow3144 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This has to be the best into to a show since Patrice pointed out that hot girl in he elephant in the room special.

  • @TheWaterMarbler
    @TheWaterMarbler Před rokem

    I love this outro...

  • @user-fp8bm4ci3r
    @user-fp8bm4ci3r Před rokem

    Another credit to that guy for having a good attitude 😂🤙🏼

  • @joel1228
    @joel1228 Před rokem

    10 sec in and im crying in laughter - "do you have a humiliation fetish or something?" LOL!!

  • @papa_pt
    @papa_pt Před rokem

    "counting one single crow" lmao