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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 19. 10. 2021
  • #ChrisDistefano #Vlog #Comedy #StandUp
    WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos VLOGz! This episode Chrissy is in Philadelphia and ready to be FREE! 8 sold out shows at the Philly Punchline. Shane Gillis pops in for a show and we do a patreon episode from the greenroom. Chrissy does his first meet and greet! Hope Vinny doesn't kill him! Philly is LIT. Shout out Kensington ave! Chris takes a double decker tour bus around Philly and goes and tries out the Philly taco. Shout out the PIG Joe DeRosa! Benjamin Franklin drops some knowledge on Chrissy D. The CHAOS is coming to your city!
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  • @chrisdcomedy
    @chrisdcomedy  Pƙed 2 lety +17

    I'M COMING TO YOUR CITY BABE!
    CHRISDCOMEDY.COM FOR TICKETS

  • @thespacemelody
    @thespacemelody Pƙed 2 lety +63

    “The secret is fat chicks.” Love how Chris wouldn’t laugh even tho he knew it was hilarious. 💀😂

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      I have no idea how he didn't break when he said that. That whole Benny Frank episode was hilarious and surprisingly educational.

    • @BirdOfHermes8381
      @BirdOfHermes8381 Pƙed 2 lety

      I thought he said black chicks. â˜ș

    • @Jinxx270
      @Jinxx270 Pƙed rokem

      12:02 lmfaoooo

  • @NoPreshNetwork
    @NoPreshNetwork Pƙed 2 lety +44

    YASSSSS NEED MORE CHAOS IN MY LIFE!!!!

  • @austinmanuel500
    @austinmanuel500 Pƙed 2 lety +37

    I see Shane the dawg and I click, always.

  • @Betty-Boop809
    @Betty-Boop809 Pƙed 2 lety +16

    “The secret is fat chicks” 😂

  • @homelesspimp
    @homelesspimp Pƙed 2 lety +12

    One of my favorite cities! Lots of beer and Benny Franklin!!! hahhaha hyped to go back

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead Pƙed 2 lety +10

    The clip of Chris on the phone with the Rays jersey he is straight ZAPPED!!!! 😂😂

  • @gfeast4518
    @gfeast4518 Pƙed 2 lety +6

    Love how he seriously commits to this philly taco when nobody thought he would

  • @jakeguercia7755
    @jakeguercia7755 Pƙed 2 lety +11

    Chrissy having house issues while in the green room pre show is fucking HILARIOUS

  • @cormacbegley8227
    @cormacbegley8227 Pƙed 2 lety +25

    When Chrissy's body goes missing in the next 24 hours we just need to look at10:14 and realize that it was Vinny.

    • @b.r.i.e
      @b.r.i.e Pƙed 2 lety

      I'm so scared to ask this but it's been so long and I still haven't found out why he calls her Vinny, please help a sister out lol

    • @federicowicho8802
      @federicowicho8802 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      On his old podcast he use to call her the situation because they weren’t together but she’s still the mother of his child at the time and when he started Chrissy chaos he decided to switch it up to another Jersey shore cast member and since Chris is in the FOG he chose vinny
hope that helps lol

  • @LucyStJohn-zg5ml
    @LucyStJohn-zg5ml Pƙed 2 lety +5

    CD & SG are two of the funniest people ever

  • @edwardr.klukaiii6947
    @edwardr.klukaiii6947 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Great show that Thursday....more chaos than your average day at the corners of K&A

  • @Jlgeckos05
    @Jlgeckos05 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I’m loving the CHAOS

  • @kyleerosee3
    @kyleerosee3 Pƙed 2 lety +7

    Just when i needed you and was rewatching old pods. Hi babbbeees. Yeah used to get some good heroin from Philly.

  • @derekjay.s
    @derekjay.s Pƙed 2 lety +4

    SOMEONES SLEEPIN ON THE COUCH TONIGHT

  • @Condewest
    @Condewest Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Holy fuck man
 the firefighter recruiting has me dying 😆Keep it up dude!

  • @alrightthen
    @alrightthen Pƙed 2 lety +3

    The chaos gotta come to Canada sometime. Come out to Newfoundland see what's up! Great vlog guys!

  • @admiremymoonsault
    @admiremymoonsault Pƙed 2 lety +1

    chrissy was inhaling that taco ! 😂😂

  • @chellie7887
    @chellie7887 Pƙed rokem +1

    Love you Chrissy đŸ’—â€ïž

  • @nicholascarson2554
    @nicholascarson2554 Pƙed 2 lety +12

    The amount of content and the quality of content you're putting out is amazing!

  • @josephtantimonaco871
    @josephtantimonaco871 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    These are the best vlogs

  • @BirdOfHermes8381
    @BirdOfHermes8381 Pƙed 2 lety

    Mindset is everything, while eating whatever that was! Yasssss!
    đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @konkelkent
    @konkelkent Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Keeeeep these coming chrissy, love the BTS and vlog type vids. And maybe give us christians over at patreon an extra video, i mean WE PAID FOR IT BABEZ

  • @jeremyk5414
    @jeremyk5414 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Chrissy vlogs keeps delivering

  • @FrostedClarinet
    @FrostedClarinet Pƙed 2 lety

    2:39 boyfriend out of absolutely nowhere with the "she has IBS, it's okay" ahahahahahaha what the FUCK guy

  • @chrissweet6369
    @chrissweet6369 Pƙed 2 lety +14

    The bus tour wasn't as romantic as the gandola.

  • @Andrew-tt9zv
    @Andrew-tt9zv Pƙed 2 lety

    God I hope there is one of these for Nashville. You fucking killed it there. The rain was insane! đŸ€Ł

  • @brandonchrupcala7380
    @brandonchrupcala7380 Pƙed 2 lety

    Shoutout my city go 🩅 🩅. The bit about Kensington can’t be more true lmao.

  • @BT1919
    @BT1919 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    “Alright one more bite, fuck it.” 😂😂

  • @barebp
    @barebp Pƙed 2 lety

    I’m a simple man. I see new Chrissy vlogs, I get quarter chub. It’s just what it is.

  • @ryan3390
    @ryan3390 Pƙed 2 lety

    These VLOGS are hilarious, I hope you come down to New Orleans or Baton Rouge soon. It would make a great VLOG with all the crazy people down here.

  • @seejewlatersheetdeek8777
    @seejewlatersheetdeek8777 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Someone looks like they need to lay off the zucchini slices. Ur one slice of cheesecake away from looking like a school lunch lady

  • @rokeeffe91
    @rokeeffe91 Pƙed 2 lety

    I like these vlogs chrissy

  • @poopnoodle9563
    @poopnoodle9563 Pƙed 2 lety

    The guy in the orange shirt is the human embodiment of what all of us are like when watching anything chris does.

  • @ronaldmorrison2571
    @ronaldmorrison2571 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Dang cuz I love that rays jersey.

  • @KeyDyer
    @KeyDyer Pƙed 2 lety

    THE FOGGY BAY AREA NEEDS THE FOG BABE! LOVE YA

  • @erii3724
    @erii3724 Pƙed 2 lety

    CHRIS I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!

  • @JarrenHunt
    @JarrenHunt Pƙed 2 lety

    Crissy D in the B comedy. Can’t beat it.

    • @JarrenHunt
      @JarrenHunt Pƙed 2 lety

      But you CAN fuck it! Let’s go babe

  • @skywvlker6617
    @skywvlker6617 Pƙed 2 lety

    That Taco looks fire đŸ”„

  • @dejankeleman1918
    @dejankeleman1918 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I like how when camera is filming behind @chrisdcomedy on stage, you can see in the rays of light, how much he sprays the audience with his body fluids, while yelling.

  • @MrsParksIsInTheHouse
    @MrsParksIsInTheHouse Pƙed 2 lety

    Our boy ChrissyD is working hard!

  • @AugustMeyer
    @AugustMeyer Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Coolest shit ever, love the vlog.

  • @gnlilu6972
    @gnlilu6972 Pƙed 6 dny

    Chrissy looks like an Italian Ken!

  • @Kaminoextragalactic
    @Kaminoextragalactic Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Awesome vlog

  • @inoahjoke
    @inoahjoke Pƙed 2 lety

    Legendary

  • @ExtraSoggy
    @ExtraSoggy Pƙed 2 lety +2

    A COUPLE OF THESE CLIPS MADE ME LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER FOR A SCARY PEURTO RICAN WOMAN WITH A WEAPON, WE’RE GONNA NEED A DRESS CODE FOR THESE MEET AND GREETS AAAHHHHHHH

  • @leapyear9460
    @leapyear9460 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I respect you more for not wasting the philly taco it looked delicious. Besides thers just more of you to love now!

  • @Fliptagz
    @Fliptagz Pƙed 2 lety

    Amazing

  • @DBLEA66
    @DBLEA66 Pƙed 2 lety

    I’m sure vinny saw that nice lil looker at 2:58

  • @jacobschmizz6930
    @jacobschmizz6930 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    Pimp scored some Casey neistat music for this lol love it

    • @JaysWave75
      @JaysWave75 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Not many know about the awesomeness of Casey N. #YouRock

    • @johncole4882
      @johncole4882 Pƙed 2 lety

      You mean royalty free music?

  • @thismothafuckasaid7304
    @thismothafuckasaid7304 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Chrissy Kenzo !!!

  • @mattm3551
    @mattm3551 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    great vlog babe

  • @turtleboypurp
    @turtleboypurp Pƙed 2 lety

    Mr. I'm only gonna take one bite Distefano bahaha

  • @chadfunkhouser8899
    @chadfunkhouser8899 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Can't wait for the usual diss on Chrissy sweet tooth coming soon.

  • @misterhideous920
    @misterhideous920 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Chrissy Stress Bagels

  • @tobytoby8495
    @tobytoby8495 Pƙed 2 lety

    The Devil Rays tee is a tough look.

  • @JPatelLive
    @JPatelLive Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Mate, London/England, I'm there Babe! 💯

  • @brandonkatona7734
    @brandonkatona7734 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    We love you, Homeless Pimp!

  • @christophersmack6763
    @christophersmack6763 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    YASSS

  • @summerbaby21
    @summerbaby21 Pƙed 2 lety

    I cant watch chris in public, I have a giant smile on my face , I look insane 😁

  • @phillytech4758
    @phillytech4758 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Again...who made that Sunny remix?!? It’s đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„

  • @davidleepercycoe1992
    @davidleepercycoe1992 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Listen I’m not gonna lie Chris, I’m sitting in between classes at university and NOW I CANT STAND UP.

  • @annon4856
    @annon4856 Pƙed 2 lety

    Shane is the best 😆👍👌

  • @_EddieRay
    @_EddieRay Pƙed 2 lety

    Devil Rays batting practice jersey is GASSS bro. Need to flip that logo with “chaos” đŸ˜‚đŸ”„ I’ll invoice you for royalties

  • @mikecastrataro
    @mikecastrataro Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Ishkabibles is fire

  • @Cawpbell215
    @Cawpbell215 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    The 3 witches of Philly

  • @orangesporanges9949
    @orangesporanges9949 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    The USA Loves Chris Distefano and The Homeless Pimp! â€ïžđŸ€đŸ’™

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  Pƙed 2 lety

      YASSSSđŸ˜˜đŸ˜˜đŸ„°đŸ„°

  • @Oksana531
    @Oksana531 Pƙed 2 lety

    Love Lorenzo’s pizza. Always grab a slice when I’m in south Philly. Soooooo goooood. Never heard of a Philly taco though. That must be particular to a certain neighborhood. Also it’s definitely way more than your daily calories lol. Just the cheesesteak is like 3k

  • @SpicyIke
    @SpicyIke Pƙed 2 lety +1

    The secret is fat chicks LMAOO

  • @kushmaster5000
    @kushmaster5000 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    My favorite part of finally seeing the Philly taco is how Joe DeRosa said on Tastebuds that he couldn't believe Chris "actually ate the thing."

  • @unclehollywoodshouseofther995

    I'm in the front row

  • @manny609
    @manny609 Pƙed 2 lety

    Deep down inside Chrissy just want to go down cherry st. 😂

  • @bruce5230
    @bruce5230 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Is that the comic Gillis kept yelling “you’re a woman, fix it!”

  • @Natalie.M.Knight
    @Natalie.M.Knight Pƙed 2 lety +4

    I love my city. Even though it's dangerous in some areas and the people are often looney. đŸ€Ł

    • @a.m.scape_5133
      @a.m.scape_5133 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      You described every city ever

    • @Natalie.M.Knight
      @Natalie.M.Knight Pƙed 2 lety

      @@a.m.scape_5133 Very true!

    • @theironemald8779
      @theironemald8779 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Looney indeed

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      "Some areas"?!..More like "most areas". Bc barely any Philly neighborhoods that's good to raise a kid in, nowadays

    • @Natalie.M.Knight
      @Natalie.M.Knight Pƙed 2 lety

      @@thismothafuckasaid7304 I disagree. I live in south and it's really calm here. Hardly anything ever happens here.

  • @brycestanhope2258
    @brycestanhope2258 Pƙed 2 lety

    Chris I was at your first ever meet and greet and I’m super disappointed you didn’t put me in this video

  • @jeremiahjohnsen1711
    @jeremiahjohnsen1711 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Only reason I watch this was seen that the young bull was in it for a few haha

  • @kevinmac9735
    @kevinmac9735 Pƙed 2 lety

    Chrissy Ishkabibbles !!!

  • @nickdeeeez
    @nickdeeeez Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Lol been waiting months to finally see this footage #arrestcuomo #aocyaassssssss

  • @jayyi5064
    @jayyi5064 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    The city smells like the freedom to piss anywhere you want

  • @mvdaking
    @mvdaking Pƙed 2 lety

    Young Bull n Chrissy kissy

  • @danmoore2962
    @danmoore2962 Pƙed 2 lety

    Give those Kensington videos a search and get back to me.

  • @puddintaine4556
    @puddintaine4556 Pƙed 2 lety

    Shoutout Benny Franks.

  • @madisonryan2440
    @madisonryan2440 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    “The secret is fat chicks” BEN PLEASE

  • @drewcoville8409
    @drewcoville8409 Pƙed 2 lety

    Seeing you tonight at Foxwoods, sitting front row!! Please make fun of my friend, he’s got a larger head than you you can’t miss him

  • @annabrock6636
    @annabrock6636 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    My fiancĂ© proposed to me over a piece of Lorenzos pizza đŸ„°

  • @rexrodecolt
    @rexrodecolt Pƙed 2 lety

    Damn son

  • @MrChuckSigler
    @MrChuckSigler Pƙed 2 lety +5

    I hope jazzy doesn’t find out about Nika 😬

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  Pƙed 2 lety +1

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @federicowicho8802
      @federicowicho8802 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      And what looks like Nika’s twin sister
looks like there was two of her, or I’m having a stroke

    • @malcolmshane3039
      @malcolmshane3039 Pƙed 2 lety

      They were definitely not ugly

    • @MrChuckSigler
      @MrChuckSigler Pƙed 2 lety

      “I know how to spell it” is the equivalence of a death sentence when you’re talking to someone who looks like her

    • @nikailiopoulos9563
      @nikailiopoulos9563 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@federicowicho8802 it is my twin !

  • @jayjason2517
    @jayjason2517 Pƙed 2 lety

    Shout out Benny Franks.

  • @rexrodecolt
    @rexrodecolt Pƙed 2 lety

    HahahađŸ€Ł

  • @aidanbagwell9590
    @aidanbagwell9590 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Why is nobody talking about ben franklin saying fat chicks is the secret to leaving for 14 years

  • @CriticalJamesTheory
    @CriticalJamesTheory Pƙed 2 lety

    Sarah!

  • @poopnoodle9563
    @poopnoodle9563 Pƙed 2 lety

    I need that tiny woman on the podcast

  • @NewNoise02
    @NewNoise02 Pƙed 2 lety

    DON'T LET VINNY WATCH PAST 2:50

  • @Strider258
    @Strider258 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Chrissy Carne Asada

  • @Coffinshoppin
    @Coffinshoppin Pƙed 2 lety

    Joe derosa has no shouldersđŸ€Ł

  • @robertbenavidez9925
    @robertbenavidez9925 Pƙed 2 lety

    Chrissy cheesesteaks

  • @blainesalyer
    @blainesalyer Pƙed 2 lety

    Atleast you had a Gatorade instead of a soda for the calories

  • @QueyBan
    @QueyBan Pƙed 2 lety

    you're the best, other comedians are for real jealous for your drip right now baby. They will not admit it, along with some of your fans. I'm reporting to you from these starbucks streets

  • @tacoma87x
    @tacoma87x Pƙed 2 lety

    That was prob a GORUCK event you passed by on the bus.

  • @alexanderkvitrovn9828
    @alexanderkvitrovn9828 Pƙed 2 lety

    Long live the young bull