Gabbie Hanna wrote a poem about me...
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
- Today in Bad Book Club we return to the anthologies of Gabbie Hanna. Following on from our reading of Adultolescence at the beginning of the year, we finish 2020 with a critique of Dandelion. It turns out that she wrote a poem about me (am I capping maybe idk who knows).
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The poetry is like if a 30 year old was desperately trying to relate to teenagers...
oh wait
Shes not trying to relate to teenagers - she's literally mentally and emotionally a teenager.
@@oscaralvarenga9850 she is the combination of both if y’all’s comments
@@smolbean9774 Why so accurate
@@oscaralvarenga9850 careful, you'll give her her next excuse when she pulls some bullshit
@@oscaralvarenga9850 umm no?
Even us teens are better than that, well pass that message down to the below 5’s for that one
It me :)
It you :)
It him
It he :)
:)
Es ihm :)
We respectfully decline the name “the we’re stained freaks”
Nice offer but we can't accept
p
i thought we were "Marri-thots" so now I'm just confused.
@@timeforlaurynsopinion5138 I’ve never heard that before but I do like it by liking your message I accept that name
@@timeforlaurynsopinion5138 i accept that just not the we're stained freaks
Dude the “Braille” page had me. That’s the dumbest shit I ever seen lmao
Imagine getting that for a blind person sooner to find out it’s just Braille printed out on paper
and sis really calls herself a serious poet and in her criticism response video she said she wanted people to "dig deep into her poems" bitch we can't dig in a sand box.
@@millicentbystander4502 i want sandbox now :(
@@lolly5617 reminds me of a few years ago where she did a video with the girl she dedicated the poem to where she brought in a sketch artist to draw what the girl thought Gabbie looked like, and Gabbie legitimately thought the girl was going to feel up her face to describe her like a scene in a bad movie🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@robinmitchells omgggg
SHE
MADE A POEM
IN BRAILLE
AND
IT WAS NOT INDENTED IN BRAILLE.
IM-
.
sometimes i think im dumb, but in moments like this, i feel like a goddamn genius
@@smolbean9774 FACTS.
sometimes i feel like aliens exist but just won’t visit us because there’s people that dumb 😀
That part liked me
I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONE OF HER POEMS DUE TO HOW U WROTE IT 💀
Gabbie's poetry is like when the school counseller tries to empathise with you
oh god it is
I don’t have a counselor at school but we have a regular teacher who we get sent to if our parents die or smth and he forced me to sing hakuna matata after my dad passed
@@gogola728 Wtf, that's messed up. I hope you're doing better
OH MY GOD IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
@@gogola728 what the hell that teacher is doing meth or some ****
Imagine having a braille poem that isn’t actual braille blind people could use..
I feel like in a comedy book that would work pretty well
@@medium.kahuna kinda messed up to joke about someone’s blindness, especially when apparently it’s dedicated to her blind friend.
@@cady4917 I mean that's what dark humour is
@@SoraHound yes but If you look at the poem you can tell that she’s doing her best to relate to her friend and the poem is obviously meant for her to be able to read as well so having the “Braille” be unusable to blind people is kind of a shitty thing to do.
@@kelsey5790 I'm not saying that she was doing anything to offend blind people I was just commenting on the second person's comment
I want her next book to be called "my twitter drafts", cause that's what this sounds like
When I saw James first video on her poems I was going to comment that a lot of her poems sound like tweets lol.
Bruh exactly 💀💀
LMFAOOO PLS
@@lithara5302 the tweets that edgy, im not like other girls, quirky, “depressed”, emo 14 year olds would make
Just because you’re depressed or write about depression doesn't make whatever you say deep.
Das fax nuf said end off
Sigma forever
Fax b
her small "deep" poems remind me of those deep pictures with the stock images being it which say something like "best friEND, girlfriEND, boyfriEND"
only RELATIVES has no end.
Or s(he)be(lie)ve(d) which if your cultured you know says sbeve
famILY
only communism has no END
@@bouirbouir5033 true, comrade
he’s made it. he will be forever immortalised in history.
Yes, as one of many dandelions
NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear habna
@@AxxLAfriku yes.
@@AxxLAfriku Please leave this planet. You are a waste of oxygen.
Thank you in advance.
-Humanity.
Yes
She’s clearly writing about me, James. Sorry.
Hey, I just wrote a comment, now pay $18 dollars each for reading it.
-A poem...
Lmao!
@@Joe_334 that's awesome! Do you like mine?
- don't be sad, be happy!
@@heather-sj2pi bin
-sun Tzu the art of Raccoon
@@heather-sj2pi how much do I have to pay up, for reading? Hope it isn't expensive as looking at a brochure, then looking away from MADtv's No Frills Airlines, hahaha!!
@@Joe_334 I mean, my poem is on all levels godly. I think £100 suffices. By the way, I like yours, heres your 18 dollars 💵
I’m sorry, but I don’t like her “Poetry” because some of what you said just seems like a text you send to ur friend for example the creditcard one. And the one that start with “daddy” seems like a conversation between a child and her father. I’m sorry but- lmao
Wasn't that the point for the "Daddy" one tho?
*Sylvia Plath has entered the chat*
@@ulad21Gaming Sylvia Plath was an ACTUAL good poet. Gabbie is a pebble of shit compared to her
Gabbie’s poems aren’t academically good at all, but people can still like them for any fraction of sincerity or authentic emotions they evoke. Sometimes just liking something that’s not very intellectual is ok. I own pillow thoughts but I also own wislawas symborska’s poetry which is some of the best poetry there is, yet I can still enjoy pillow thoughts
@@lesliealcala3202 I think Pillow Thoughts is a pure waste of money because you could have dumb discussions like that with your friends for free. Your hard earned money should be spent on things that you can’t get otherwise. Yes, people can like unintelligent content but that doesn’t fit here because GABBIE LEGITLY THINKS SHE’S A GOOD POET!! That was made apparent when she took offense to Jame’s first video on her. If she made the book to be unintelligent then all criticism would just be funny to her. Pillow thoughts is meant to be stupid, Dandelion and Adultelecence are Gabbie’s serious attempts to be “talented” and she’s so high up on her high horse that she can’t see how bad her poems are
“Too creative for nine-to-five”
I mean a lot of us are, just undiscovered in our talents and creativity.
No one is in a nine-to-five job because they can’t do anything more than that, that is so dehumanising and demeaning it’s unreal. Especially coming from someone so devoid of any talent at all 🤦🏻
Yeah creative is the wrong word. Just because you work a 9-5 doesn’t mean you are not creative enough to make money doing something with it. Also she could work 9-5 and be creative too.
I didnt like this line either.
I'm a graphic designer and do a 9-5. It's not impossible to be both
@@papercopy1692 exactly and so many people don't have the means to focus on their passions without also working a 9-5
Agreed. I work in a 9-5 job that’s literally a job to create things all day... and I work with multiple other people Monday to Friday 9am to 5pm who create art all day. She chose the wrong words here
tear-stained cheeks
&
drear-stained peaks
&
fear-stained weeks
&
we’re-stained freaks
😔✊
But family is relatives
😔✊🏼
✊🏼😔
😔✊🏻
✊😔
😔✊🏻
Gabbie Hannahs poems is giving me terrible flashbacks of back when I was 12 I decided I was going to write an emo song and kept this song writing in a very secretive bright pink diary that had a fake lock and the diary was in my room when my cousin came over my house and she read it and laughed historically and said my song was absolute shit. I feel like gabbie needs a friend like my cousin that just straight up tells her the poems are shit.
Aweee, thank you for the good comments, I now officially have 11 fans. My 12 year old self would be so proud.
Actually I have 10 fans and an air conditioner and now also a heater because it was getting a bit cold
@@biancabotanica I'm 18
i really want to read the song now lmao
@@JazminLopez-xw6hy oh no, I really don't want to re visit that but I guess for my one fan of song writing I will.
I am cringing so bad right now, l titled this one " I'm sorry " probably for my shit song writing.
"No body listens to anything I say when I try to tell them about my day. Some days I feel sad other days I feel lonely I'm just a mixture of emotions, I'm sorry. "
I legit remember being so proud of this song and thought twenty one pilots would let me go on tour with them if I made this into a song and they heard it. But I'm now not sure if this song is better or worse than gabbies so I guess it's not that bad.
@@jaydestirling4294 they total should have i hope you know i’m honored to be your biggest fan :)
Everyone wants to be your fan. Not me tho, i’ll be your air conditioner
I love how, although james reviews gabbies poetry with a cynical nature, he still gives her the benefit of the doubt with a fair, sympathetic judgement. It's clear that, as an artist himself, he can remain respectful of other people's journey whilst remaining humorous and mocking.
He's truly talented, glad I found his channel, happy I don't know much about Gabbie Hanna.
@Halies true
Half of it does just feel like she’s thrown her notes app drafts in there
It’s far from fully fledged art
@Halies idk I feel like she did try a bit more with this book than her first. I mean your first thing is usually the worst, especially for a creative and subjective type of writing. But either way, she can't take criticism
I know he wouldn’t want to receive what she gets as well because he may understand she’s really passionate although her writing is weird and not so structured
I Feel like Gabby's been through so much shit she could absolutely have some good poetry in her. She just uses such surface level emotions and situations, like her metaphors don't convey more than what's written on the page.
Video: “Daddy-”
*video cuts out and turns to an ad*
Ad: “Get ready for something new”
lollololoo no ad blocker hah
@@shockgaming5769 Huh
Lol
SAME
I got a Netflix ad at that moment and my sis just said “netflix and chill with daddy” 😭
Mmh I went to college and got a degree and now work a “9-5”. I’m a producer and consider myself to be highly creative. She’s so out of touch it’s embarrassing. Just because we need to WORK for MONEY doesn’t make you less of an artist. Sorry, that made me upset...
This reminds me of my 9 yr old self googling sad girl tumblr quotes and trying to write songs with them😬😭
Ooo we’ve all been there
cannot relate
Cannot relate because I was way too dumb to know what tumblr was
Her poetry is like edging, it’s stops right before it almost gets anywhere of substance
LMAO
Be careful, copyright that before she puts it in her next book
@@abbywolffe4114 LMAO TRUE
at least edging is enjoyable, her poetry isn't
@@unfazedj PLSSS
"daddy-"
*Gets interrupted by advert*
"ESCAPE TO A WORLD OF ANIMÉ"
Me: "I don't like where this is going"
very unfortunate ad placement
Funimation???
Better than an ad about a Jimmy Saville documentary
Honestly this ad for funimation does my head in
@@tiakingtiki585 ikr like I can't afford it,LEAVE ME ALONE
'If the pilot decided not to fly'
That would probably be a terrorist attack
chilee anyways 🤚🏻😭
kinda rhymes ngl
@@sepsysmurf6982 Not really but its a good poem either way
@@sepsysmurf6982 I agree with Will Smith, how the fuck does that rhyme?
@@totallynotsatan976 idk fly and attack are pronounced pretty similarly, but that might just be my accent lol
did she just.. include braille in a book... without actually making it readable for the people braille was made for
Honestly- Gabbie Hanna clearly has the capacity to write good poetry. She's not incapable, and if she really sat down and compiled twenty good poems that were really important to her they wouldn't be half bad. Instead she has hundreds of mediocre poems to meet a quota over these books, and it comes across as though she had time to think of two lines and not much else
Yeah she's said that by the end of the books she feels like she has to reach a deadline so she adds smaller page filler type poems
Idk why she insists on writing 'poetry'. She'd probably do much better with short stories and illustrations
"I don't want a boyfriend,
I just want a guy to hang."
Interesting choice of words.
3:55
There's no difference
Why does she want to hang someone?
I didn’t realize that there was another meaning for that phrase until I read it again in this comment and I’m shocked 💀💀
maybe she’s trying to relate it to her hatred for men or something like that (i doubt it)
I honestly think it said bang and she had to censor it 💀
That poem about „I don’t want a boyfriend, I just want somebody to [doing everything like a boyfriend]“ is almost verbatim from how I met your mother. Barney says this about Robin when Lilly finds out about him being in love with her.
Edit: the clip is here on CZcams, just search for „Barney says he’s in love with robin“, it comes at the end
And the credit card one, its AGAIN the bo burnham joke.
Thank you! I knew I'd heard it somewhere else!
Oh dayum
@@WeWannaRockAllNight that makes her two for two for her books plagiarizing bo
+Touching The Rainbow
It's also similar to what Rachel says to Ross in one of the later episodes of friends (I don't know what episode it is but it is when she is pregnant).
"Too creative for nine-to-five" is such an entitled statement. A lot of creative people have to work nine-to-fives because not everyone has a platform like her that they can just sell anything to. She's very privileged to be able to make art her living, not everyone has that opportunity.
“Its not weak people that say goodbye, its strong people” ~ hit me in the feels did that
@lorelozer indeed it is
Just always have felt like she’s trying soooo hard to be quirky and relatable and it’s just so painfully obvious not only in this book but with everything she does...just comes off as cringe.
If it isn’t our favorite hazel with golden fleck eyed Tory
You forgot trilingial
This legitimately made me Google if James was a Tory💀
Wait are we James Marriott fans NOT called 'The Bilinguals'
I'm offended as a James Marriott fan. We're The trilingual 😤
But i only speak 2 languages. Gimmie a few months to up my 3rd one😝😁😁
How about the linguals to be inclusive
i think gabbie should stick to the longer, more thought out poems. otherwise, it just feels like a book full of filler throwaway lines. adolescence had the same problem. like we can see that she's capable of writing good poetry!! you can't seriously portray your feelings with two lines; they come off as shallow. too literal or observant
I think it literally was some filler pages- she had a deadline
@@snail_smoothie2314 yeah i think she said that about adolescence after everyone started shitting on it
Ur right!!
snail_ smoothie i agree there was that page in adultolescence where she talks about the rain (i’ll give the timestamp if you want) and that page actually shows her potential for writing something good, but sadly her time was cramped to produce smth better
I feel like she should stop writing poetry entirely
Calling random sentences and thoughts "poems" is actually insulting to great poets and poems throughout history. Imagine you're an actual poet and you see her book sell more than you just cuz she had some dumb popular videos online...
She’s the Lilly Singh of poetry
CHUUYA
@@what-mz8oo NAKAHARA
Chuuya
@@likelove1367
Where's Dazai chibi?
This book is what happens when someone thinks they’re super wise and enlightened but they’re just another person.
By the sound of it you are more enlightened that she is 😂
Actually yes, but we all are another person anyway
This book is the novel version of I’m 14 and this is deep.
Underrated
I'm 14 and knowing that this actually sells doesn't make me worry about my writing anymore 😗
Das fax nuf sed end of
"I'm frightened, I don’t like the MONSTEEEERRRRRR in here".
My God, I snorted.
I’ve been poetry writing for 4 years now. Everyday I grow as a writer, I write on topics that people may relate to, I write to help escape my issues, I write to help understand what is happening in my mind. Gabbie has the ability to write. Poems like “Distance” was beautiful, and the illustrations she shows helps add more to her words. But then you turn the page to something like “Hot” where the first two lines feel like something till she ruins it with “or a vape pen” and turns it to nothing. Poems don’t have to be long to give the reader the meaning you want to show, sometimes two lines can be more powerful than a pageful of words, but the way Gabbie does it, it feels like something from her notes app that she came up with that kinda rhymed. More of a tweet she would probably post instead of a poem. I saw her book in the store the other day and I picked it up along with another called “Pillow Thoughts”, and the complete DIFFERENCE between the two. Different to the fact you can see which one carried emotions and truth and one that carried empty words. Gabbie can write, but she chooses to make a “funny” joke instead of something that works.
Well said 👏👏👏👏👏.
honestly, james reading poems out loud seriously, is really calming for some reason
petition for james to start a channel to read (good) poetry
I’d be interested to hear how Molly feels about the poem “for her” and the Braille thing
You’re kidding right like this do be a joke
Okay genocider 🤚
Hunny it do be not a joke
A dead body has been found
Y’aLL LEAVE GENOCIDE JACK ALONE 😭
@@Medeinathetrashcan334 jojo + dr? Perfect.
This book feels like Gabbie Hanna spent a month reading quotes on Pinterest and then played mix & match with them.
I CRIED WHEN HE READ “MONSTAAAAA” 😭😭 13:52
Here we go again
no one:
james: _daddy_
*ad: listen, it's not working out*
The way she’s been talking about it is actually hilarious, “creative, unique, Great as a Christmas present”
Oh no she did? My....
“Daddy-“
*ad plays*
CLEAR BLUE-
13:44 “daddy, daddy” *cutoff* “ORDER PIZZA HUT”
if anyone is confused why people are commenting “here we go again” it’s because he told us to innit lol xx
yhyh
Who else saw the comment from James’ live telling him to die 😭🤚🏼
- yall stop stressing, he was joking
Ye it was class
William Lenny back at it again
Evil comment. Dislike people that’s fine but don’t express it to them and never under any circumstance tell them to do such a thing
@@declanb2 why?
@@declanb2 Did he mean it tho?
“big batty bum james” - will 2020, james live stream
James having a wholesome growth in a single video by approaching his own insecurities when he started youtube and commentary is wholesome but also an unexpected turn of events
ikr :))
"this meeting could have been an email"
"This poem could've been a tweet"
Who else was on the live and just left to be early
Yep
Me lol
Yes lmao
This like to dislike ratio is actually insane, good job james!!
The problem with Gabbie's poems is that I feel like I've already read every single one of them.
Whether it be because they're not really that original, or because they all sound like they were heavily inspired by different memes, they're all blending together to me.
Ngl I thought he said "Queer stained freaks" and I screamed
i’m screeching why doesn’t this have more likes
I appreciate James has acknowledged that he started out negative and that he is now recognizing that the books he reviews aren’t necessarily made for him but could still be enjoyed by the target audience. And that’s on personal growth 🥰🥰😄
We are still called the marriothots I hope
Only true fans will know
unus annus 😳
Memento mori my friend
Memento Mori
memento mori
I thought we were " the trilinguals" 😥
Everything gabby has ever written sounds like it was stolen off r/im14andthisisdeep or whatever it’s called
here's one:
all the critics seem to say
my poetry only gets in the way
of people with real talent
and even when i've tried my hardest
they say i'll never be an artist
so could i please
just
stop
Better than all of the poems in her book
The Middle Poem.
When James was talking about it and correcting her and everything it made tears come to my eyes, when he said ‘it’s not weak people who say goodbye, it’s strong people’ I don’t know why but I felt like giving him a hug and it might be because I’ve tried to leave before but his videos helped me stay and idk
her book is oddly similar to rupi kaur's. like thats what she was going for, even the theme and title and different sections. and the illustrations omg
“the impact has very much been madeline mcann, it’s parents left it for tapas years ago” BRUTAL💀
Jesus christ
Gabby hanna looks like my 50 year old auntie, both sound like smokers when they talk/sing
Gabbie: Sad is bad
Her fans: OmG sO dEeP
I don’t get why she tries to bring men down so far instead of bringing women up.
@@Raya-ir4tm that’s not feminism bruh
@Oliver Hazell no I don’t think it is- true feminists want equality and look down on those who bring both men and women down, so as she brings down men in her poems she is not a true feminist and more of a “femi-Nazi” (I don’t know if that’s the correct term). I’m not attacking your comment or your view but I’m fed up with politics being brought into everything :(
@@Raya-ir4tm that’s not feminist it’s feminazi
@@nameslesss it's modern feminism.
@@honda-akari no
That Braille thing... Nah dude, I'm blind and that's just the most stupid thing. Why the hell would you make 'Braille' not tactile?!
everyone knows that braille is the only thing blind ppl can see dkabshakasnow
@@scourgeface yeah, right 😅
I saw this book at Walmart and backed into some poor old lady in shock :(
I saw it in Target and had to do a double take
Her poems are literally me shit posting every single thought that comes to my mind on Twitter
If I say “here we go again” will I be cool?
No. No I won’t.
woah what a cool dude
But your pfp makes you cool
kyokoooo
i feel so tempted to rewrite a bunch of these poems because like, the concepts are interesting it's just that most of these sound like someone recording voice memos for a digital diary
The fact that Gabbie attacked Rachel Oats for her video critiquing her poetry without once insulting her and didn’t think to mention the people who actually are insulting her..... great video tho!
Gabby Hanna has had more hair colors than James has said he's trilingual.
I miss the constant trilingual flexing.
as willne once said “die”
...
@Ella Baker were u not on his live ? because that’s what he said
I died at “I don’t like the monSSTTEEEEERRRRRR in here!”
"It's not weak people that say goodbye- it's strong people"... That hit me way too hard for a comedic video
This year has been really tough and I’m so so so happy that James makes content it’s made it this year so much easier!! He makes me so happy. And he’s so funny!! So James.. thank you we love you
Did anyone else get an ad right after Cynic said "D A D D Y"
Time stamp
Ad-dy
It feels like some of these poems are so bad they're pretty much memes. Most would be better placed in PewDiePie's "This Book Loves You" full of subversive dry humour
Ngl I actually love that book. And read it occasionally. Am I cringe? Lol
Her flight poem was actually better than what she generally does, it reminded me of something I had read in a book once "If our destiny is to eventually drown, then let us sink to the very bottom"
As a bad poet myself, I find this book strangely uplifting. :b
This is it. Our trilingual weirdo has made it.
:")
:,))
Not skipping ads this video because I feel bad for James because of George’s gifts
Gotta love watching James Marriott who is trilingual in 2160p.
Nothing can top :
Time is relative
Beauty is relative
Family is relatives
-gabbie Hanna
I genuinely come back to this video like twice a month
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
James: Still doing gabby Hannah videos.
@Tyra Nelson ye James videos are sick but that doesn’t change the fact I still get nightmares off the what if I’m a monster song
Yes ha ha ha very funny
@@augustin3 is this gabbie undercover? I keep seeing you defending and talking her up on multiple comment threads 😅😂
@@janiep.6557 fr, was wondering the same thing lol
Welcome back to the Evolution of James Marriott.
when you said on your live "this might be my longest video this year" i didnt expect it to be 14 minutes😭😭anyway looking forward to this . merry christmas james
Okie, two things:
1. I love James’ character development. As I’m growing up I start to realize that, if my happiness and joy comes at the expense of someone else, then maybe is not the pure happiness and joy I could be pursuing. It’s nice to see that one of my favorite content creators can match my interest again in some sort of way. This is very nice.
2. Wasn’t saturn the one with the rings?;;;;
Edit: TOO MANY grammar errors.;;
her ''poetry'' book is literally my notes app if it was printed
It's Christmas tomorrow where I live, have a great time everyone!
You too! 😊
merry christmas !!
Come on man read Toddy Smith's book "I'll give you a dollar..."
am I the only one who would see something people say is a "poem" and be like.. that's literally just a sentence.
I have this problem with Atticus especially where if you read it as a sentence suddebly it doesn't sound as poetic. But if you break up any sentence you can immediately make it more poignant.
This gave me flashbacks of my "deep" poems i published on wattpad when i was 12