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  • čas přidán 20. 07. 2018
  • You've been sent to The Repairman for your first Annual Sleep Maintenance and Repairs checkup, which includes replacing a faulty tube, switch, and circuit board, an oil change, an alignment check, and adjustments to the tension of your chassis to help reduce the stress.
    Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
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    What is ASMR?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

Komentáře • 489

  • @gabrielavr7854
    @gabrielavr7854 Před 6 lety +1156

    "Fascinating," proclaims the repairman as Professor Clemmons drops off yet another of his experiments for a tune up. "You know what to do," commands the professor before returning to his quarters. This particular specimen appears to be a robot, no, an android with a real human brain having recently been implanted.
    But, whose?
    No matter, the repairman is well aware of what happens when he lets curiosity get the best of him.
    Better to mind his own business.
    The android's eyes and mouth open simultaneously with a burst of steam. The eyes tell all: she's in pain. The repairman takes a deep breath, burying his emotions. Perhaps there's more to her than meets the eye, more than just a brain and some spare parts. The professor's experiment appears to be a success. How far was he able to go this time?
    A loud bang is heard from down the hall. An ordinary person would be startled but the repairman is used to such things. He faintly hears a female voice, but can't quite make it out. He quietly puts down his tools, advances to the door, and presses his ear against it.
    "One. One. Zero. Zero. One. One. Zero. Zero."
    She's stuck in a binary loop. Putting the pieces together, the repairman returns to his project. All he can do is try to ease her pain. Now is not the time to turn on the professor. He must wait patiently for a better opportunity.
    --------------------------------------------------
    A clap of thunder rings through Arkham Sanitarium, followed by the familiar "whirring" and "vooshing" of the rift opening up. Mixed feelings consume the repairman's body, as memories come rushing back to him. Today is a special day. Today is the anniversary of the repairman's first encounter with the professor and his rift.
    The year was E.B. 852 Z.D. Nearly all wildlife had gone extinct and the economy was a trade system once more. Those who were still left had already started to turn to cannibalism, while the wealthy had abandoned their home and were already making their impressions on another residential planet not 2 galaxies over. It was survival of the fittest. Despite being damned to a low-income area, the repairman's skills were far superior to anyone else's and made him a decent living. Before the Great Migration the wealthy would send their servants to visit the repairman on the outskirts of the city, and they always paid generously. This business was just frequent enough to allow him to save up a little and afford the occasional luxury of imported food. His diet otherwise consisted of tubers. That's all that was left of his native planet.
    An XR-22 transport ship cruises overhead. Some day he will have enough savings to afford a ticket out of here. Until then he will have to keep working and scrounging up valuables from the neighboring abandoned villages, although most of them had already been raided by this point. He lies down on his old, beat-up couch and stares through the holes in the ceiling. His eyes grow heavy as Qwytor, the planet's 3rd moon, creeps into sight, not knowing this would be the last time he ever sees its beautiful ochre and crimson striped surface.
    *CLAP* A bright, green light flashes throughout the five hundred square foot shack. Startled, the repairman leaps out of bed, his hair blowing in the whirlwind that was created by some sort of beam that suddenly appeared in the middle of the room. The beam appears to be stretching, although it's so bright he can barely see. One hand pokes through the beam and retracts. Then, in that same place, the head of a man pokes through. He reaches his hands out in front of him, and then as if holding on to some sort of fixture instead of a beam of light, he pulls the rest of his body through and enters the repairman's shack.
    (More to come soon...)

    • @camwaelchli2972
      @camwaelchli2972 Před 6 lety +56

      Gabrielle Anderson damn that’s well written

    • @lucasnikodemus8813
      @lucasnikodemus8813 Před 6 lety +36

      I want the rest of the story!

    • @kitmakin289
      @kitmakin289 Před 6 lety +24

      Beautiful. Like it better than the TNG/ER fanfic also in the comments.

    • @redoxam
      @redoxam Před 6 lety +15

      keep going!

    • @gabrielavr7854
      @gabrielavr7854 Před 6 lety +20

      Thanks guys! I didn't think it would get so much love so I'll write a part 2 tomorrow :)

  • @EphemeralRift
    @EphemeralRift  Před 6 lety +347

    Best fanfic story about The Repairman gets pinned here. You have 1 week. Check back July 28 to see who was selected.
    I’m also trying to figure out how to implement a fanfic website for Rift World / Arkham Sanitarium / Letters from the Apocalypse.

    • @abrahamdeleon9127
      @abrahamdeleon9127 Před 6 lety

      Perfect asmr 👍👍👍👍👏👏👏

    • @_n3ww_
      @_n3ww_ Před 6 lety

      Ephemeral Rift hi

    • @Willow76ny
      @Willow76ny Před 6 lety +12

      If you do build the fanfic website, I would be happy (and just a bit nervous) to share the story I wrote.

    • @phazebeast7373
      @phazebeast7373 Před 6 lety

      Ephemeral Rift Hell yeah uncle e !!!😎

    • @indeed7289
      @indeed7289 Před 6 lety +3

      that's interesting cause i do Gmod comics (they're not public its for friends) and put Corvus in a couple times as a background character and once mentioned by name as being the inventor of a cure for a rare disease
      to me Corvus comes off like Q from star trek he can travel any reality from ours to video games and other media and even go back and fourth in time but he's never explained
      some one should mod him into Skyrim as a follower

  • @cdsatcher
    @cdsatcher Před 4 lety +82

    This was, quite literally, the best I have ever felt in my life.
    As a GNK Power Droid, I often get damaged, lose various pieces of my frame, et cetera.
    Finally getting a repair makes me feel as good as new.

  • @ghfdt368
    @ghfdt368 Před 6 lety +409

    Yes! It's great to see one of my favourites return. I really like the repairman as he reminds me of my grandfather who was a carpenter. As a small child he would sit me on his lap while he worked, or I would hear him Working through the night in his workshop. The repairman brings back many of those memories.

    • @cian2168
      @cian2168 Před 6 lety +12

      D'aaawww, that's adorable.

    • @90rohancd13
      @90rohancd13 Před 6 lety +6

      Was he planning world domination though ?

    • @declanpendergast692
      @declanpendergast692 Před 6 lety +9

      same here grandpas are the best source of knowledge, they lived their lives truest to the form not in-front of a computer

    • @bonzijuse2145
      @bonzijuse2145 Před 6 lety +18

      Declan Pendergast mine spent it with computers for over 30 years, pioneering technology and computers

    • @declanpendergast692
      @declanpendergast692 Před 6 lety +1

      That Trashy Kid exactly he but he wasn’t making comments on CZcams he was building a modern world

  • @nathanbryan4380
    @nathanbryan4380 Před 6 lety +63

    I just love the attention to detail so much, even the rusted clip on the clipboard makes the vibe

  • @another_random_ace8820
    @another_random_ace8820 Před 6 lety +539

    Alright I have a fanfic explaining the repairman
    He’s a repair man.

  • @brandonbryant7854
    @brandonbryant7854 Před rokem +13

    (TIME STAMPS) have fun these took a bit to make and I have checked them and they work but its just me so let me know if I messed something up
    0:00 - 6:34 making notes
    6:34 - 8:00 flashlight
    8:00 - 12:48 air pump?
    12:48 - 14:58 air pump canister
    14:58 - 19:50 electron tube
    19:50 - 21:05 device (I have no idea)
    21:05 - 25:34 same device but its being unboxed
    25:34 - 28:10 old circuit board
    28:10 - 30:42 installing new circuit board
    30:42 - 31:54 making notes (again)
    31:54 - 34:51 huge wrench
    34:51 - 37:22 leveling stick
    37:22 - 41:55 hand drill
    41:55 - 44:26 rubber mallet
    44:26 - 46:26 oil
    46:26 - 51:20 wrench
    51:20 - 53:16 ending

  • @kitmakin289
    @kitmakin289 Před 6 lety +177

    Great video (but that isn't a shock). Although gotta say... This rift has been open for a long while and seems to be getting a bit bigger... Are we sure it's ephemeral anymore? Could it maybe be a protracted or even elongated rift?

  • @gabriel_alemdoaquario
    @gabriel_alemdoaquario Před 6 lety +542

    I see a lot of fanfics here... But what's your real story, Repairman?

  • @Cianyx
    @Cianyx Před 6 lety +5

    oh my god more repairman I'VE WAITED SO LONG. he's in my top 5 rift characters and i watch all the videos on repeat. love you ER

  • @Lunageldia
    @Lunageldia Před rokem +5

    Just woke up in the middle of this and had a thought pop up suddenly that ER could do a really good Adeptus Mechanicus video.

  • @thebeardedalchemist
    @thebeardedalchemist Před 5 lety +2

    I just love it on how everybody has his own ideas doing asmr videos, because every person has his own triggers of tingles that he needs to calm down after work or if you can‘t sleep! So you can always switch on asmr channels on what you need for that day! Great job keep it up what your doing I love it, i‘m always happy to get that message when you uploaded a new video!

  • @InstantASMR
    @InstantASMR Před 6 lety +98

    I knew my sleep schedule moderator was broken! Thanks for the repairs! =) Awesome video as always.

  • @Jess03Jordan
    @Jess03Jordan Před 6 lety +2

    I remember when the repair man. First
    Came out. It was always my
    Go to video I’ve watched all the repair man videos a millions of time now there’s a new one!

  • @MrSpeedbuggy714
    @MrSpeedbuggy714 Před 6 lety +30

    Wow......I needed a vacuum tube huh? I must really be an old model. Lol! Great job!

    • @Jericho297
      @Jericho297 Před 4 lety

      Well despite being replaced with a tube that wouldn’t fit.

  • @dumitruciupu279
    @dumitruciupu279 Před 6 lety +180

    That toolbox... That's identical with the Fallout 4 toolboxes!

    • @Aroraa
      @Aroraa Před 5 lety +5

      OMG TRUE

    • @PoptartIsBallin
      @PoptartIsBallin Před 5 lety +4

      NO WAY

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit Před 3 lety +2

      What is this heresy! Wait, wrong dystopian setting. Ahem, What is this synthery!

  • @Willow76ny
    @Willow76ny Před 6 lety +33

    The Repairman. Known by many, in many worlds. He has traveled through rifts, seen many things, fixed even more. With his trusty toolbox there isn't anything, or anyone he can't fix. Until he met you. The enigma that is you. He has tried every method, using every tool he has, and yet is left scratching his head. But, being the best he is in this world- or any other- he rolls up his sleeves and gets to work. Even if it takes a millennia, he will figure out, and fix what is wrong with you, for he is the Repairman.

  • @Fan_of_flying
    @Fan_of_flying Před 6 lety

    I’ve been watching your videos before going to sleep almost every night for the past 2 years, they never cease to deeply relax me. The way you “act out” the role plays is so professional too, you’d make a great actor, if you’re not already one of course! Without doubt one of the finest ASMR channels on the tube. Keep up your amazing work 😊 Rich from England.

  • @LiveFromFederalPrison
    @LiveFromFederalPrison Před 6 lety +72

    The repairman walks into the room. The room is very dimly lit by a small candle upon a table. on the table the repairman sees two glasses of freshly poured red wine. The repairman calls out; “i am here? you said you wanted your muffler repaired?”
    he gets no response
    after a few minutes of awkward silence, he decides to go and sit down, on the chair neatly pulled out for him on the table. he notices a figure across from him, in the opposite seat. he hears the fabled words utter from the figures shrouded mouth:
    “fonsi!”
    he stands up, in fear, knowing what is about to happen next.
    “D.Y.!”
    he attempts to run, run as far away and as fast as possible out of the room, however the door is nowhere to be found. he runs around until he meets a corner where he stands huddled in said corner, hoping it is just a bad dream. he hears two pairs of footsteps grow closer and closer, until they stop. he hears one more sentence. one more coordinated set of sounds before he blacks out.
    “Alexa, play Despacito.”

  • @bookmulch7379
    @bookmulch7379 Před 6 lety +40

    Spending my time repairing what was broken, on order or by own will, day by day. I ever my very first repair: an IBN 5100 that my late father had bought. After opening it up I proceed to file all the fine details in my head. But it wasn't perfect. The compatibility with the surroundings was next to zero, it's connection to what was then called World Wide Web slow and unconventional. So I fixed it. I made it faster, replaced it's primitive circuits with ones I made myself. They weren't prone to oxidation and processing would not be affected by its heat as much. But I didn't monitor the time and my father found me. He thought I was... *tinkering*. Accusing me of something so wild I failed to understand his words. Next thing I rember was seeing him. Holding a green plate with scallings at its side.
    "Your father.... He said you are insane. He said you remember useless things." Correcting his glasses he continued "I do not believe you to be crazy, I believe you are special."
    As he kept talking on and on he kept tapping the green mat, driving me into what felt like a narcotic state. Some words I managed to catch before my eyes shut where: Arrkham, Clemons, Professor and one more. Nyarlathotep.
    Fhtagn
    Cthulhu
    As it turned out my late father had send me to the Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation. There weren't many patients at the time.
    Professor Clemons, the person I met on the first day seemed to be the director of the Sanitarium. Unlike my father he seemed to understand me. He provided me with materials, with technology I never knew existed. I met the nurse.... Margaret. Oh, the nights I spent in her garden. After all this time I still remember. Of my happiest moments where those. Then I met Herr Doctor... Clemons. In the beginning I thought of him as a free roaming patient seeing his medieval mask. Up until he introduced himself to me. Time seemed to have no effect to me as I just kept repairing, correcting and experiencing new technologies. At some point I learned about the rifts. I had asked the Professor where he had found all these materials for me, so he showed me. I was amazed. Later I met creatures, similar to humans yet different. The first of them was Dave. As he introduced I was amazed as a fish out of the water. The Professor was with us at that first meeting. Before leaving Dave said "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
    Without thinking I replied with "C'thulhu fhtagn". Dave left. The Professor smiled and asked me
    "Do you know why you said that?
    "No.... I felt that it's the appropriate reply. I heard it the first time I met you."
    The Professor kept his smile. "Indeed. You are special after all to remember it after all this time."
    I didn't pay heed to the last comment. After all it has only been a few years.
    The fire came. It came and burned. Much of my equipment was lost, nothing that couldn't be recovered. It's been a long time since then. We had new professionals comming here. All of them unique. And a new arrival.... The candyman. He was an important part of my life since he brought me candy. And information. About the outside. About the time that has been spent.
    I am walking to my next patient. The goal is to help him relax with the reparations. The reparation of his systems. I. Still. Remember.
    >This marks the end of my fanfic. I hope that you will see it E.R. as I put some effort into making it. As a coincidence this took as long as the video to complete. Hence the last mark. I also made it on phone so forgive me if it seems sort as I cannot look at it from s normal perspective. This was made after reading your comment. I am awaiting the development of such a website.

  • @DementisVenustas
    @DementisVenustas Před 5 lety +62

    I like to imagine that the Repairman is who all the Tingledroids go to see after the inevitable apocalypse happens and Dr. Tinglebottom is no longer around...

  • @sambam3289
    @sambam3289 Před 4 lety +87

    Video idea: *Airport secuirity*
    Don’t forget the rules.. ”Water is illegal”. :)

    • @gorgewashinton261
      @gorgewashinton261 Před 4 lety

      Well buddy I’m sorry to say this but that is not quite long enough to be a whole video, next time make the script a bit longer.

    • @is8465
      @is8465 Před 4 lety

      Gorge washinton penis

    • @Luke-uh7lq
      @Luke-uh7lq Před 3 lety

      Modest Pelican will be disapointed

  • @assassinxex
    @assassinxex Před 6 lety +17

    Fan fic: the repairman original body was in fact that of the twin of Leonardo da Vinci who was taken by the Clemons brothers under the guise of catching the plague, they took him as he is the smarter of the two and was the one who would eventually have the technical know how to open the rifts and build the machines that make the sanitarium run, as he is human his body's must swap and in order to keep him fictional his mind is erased of all but essential knowledge although sometimes the operation goes wrong causing him to go it to his more mumbling state as he is not able to speak as coherently

  • @TheJeezab
    @TheJeezab Před 4 lety +2

    one of the good ones, that I listen to again and again. The thing is you dont talk too loud - or I will constantly listen to what you say - this way I set volume on low and enjoy your rustling voice in the background. And you create interesting sounds like the paper at 04:08

  • @starbrights90
    @starbrights90 Před 5 lety +6

    Love the creativity you put into all your role-plays. The sound of the oil dispenser from 44:37 never fails to give me tingles, its crazy!

  • @Isissa125
    @Isissa125 Před 6 lety +7

    "your voice puts me to sleep in minutes" isnt usually a compliment, but in ASMR it is. ASMR. Not Even Once.

  • @M--bk8uk
    @M--bk8uk Před 3 lety +5

    “Ok we’re gona start with old faithful here.” Reminds me so much of the farmer that worked on engines and he let me sit on his lap while he worked. I was 7 or something.

  • @superstan1108
    @superstan1108 Před 6 lety +21

    Well that's the earliest I've ever been to one of your videos, keep up the brilliant work!

  • @MidKnightKid98
    @MidKnightKid98 Před 6 lety +2

    Wait... That's a vacuum tube! Yes!!!! I love those things, especially mercury rectifiers. I'm trying to obtain some to build a CB radio. Rift, you have no clue how happy I am to see a vac tube in asmr.

  • @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35
    @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35 Před 2 lety +1

    As a Dwemer steam colossus, my gears haven't been working quite right ever since my creators disappeared...thanks for taking the time to repair me! The parts must have costed you a pretty septim!

  • @geezushasrisen
    @geezushasrisen Před 3 měsíci +3

    We haven’t seen the repairman in some years. I hope he’s doing well; miss that guy.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 3 měsíci +3

      He's busy hopping from one omniverse to another! He'll back back one day I'm sure ;)

  • @ognjenivanovic7871
    @ognjenivanovic7871 Před 6 lety +25

    Model: F4T 455
    Use: Alcohol storage unit.

  • @derekdevita5721
    @derekdevita5721 Před 6 lety

    I like this series so much! It's not constant talking but enough to keep it interesting

  • @selfsaboteur
    @selfsaboteur Před 6 lety +45

    Fan Fic Post:
    The repairman is a cybernetic organism known as an Autonomous Sensory Mechanic Replicant. He is actually a clone, one of many identical cyborgs deployed from the main colonist outpost on LV 426 known as Hadley's Hope.
    Built by a small team of scientists working for an off world research branch of the Tyrell Corporation, these replicant clones are all implanted with the same memories of their earlier life, and previous accomplishments, even though a new one is deployed every few months for each specific mission around the various galaxies in the operational area of Weyland-Yutani.
    After the mission is completed the clones are decommissioned remotely by a doctor or hunted and destroyed by a mysterious bounty hunter known only as "The Candy Man".

    • @djamani9013
      @djamani9013 Před 6 lety +1

      Casey Weaver A+ for imagination

    • @duchess5218
      @duchess5218 Před 5 lety

      Casey Weaver lol I always thought the candyman was a bad ass bounty hunter that uses candy themed weapons

  • @Ma3day
    @Ma3day Před 6 lety

    This is my favorite character of yours. I’ve tried to finish this video three times now absolutely amazing work thank you.

  • @thebeardedalchemist
    @thebeardedalchemist Před 5 lety

    I’ve been watching this video every day and it doesn’t get boring at all! Always watch it before I go to sleep 😴

  • @grinsnap6191
    @grinsnap6191 Před 5 lety +36

    The repairman enters the room (Bob the builder starts to sweat)

  • @user-nx4lc9pf5j
    @user-nx4lc9pf5j Před 6 lety

    The repairman series is easily one of my fav so I love this one! The sounds are so good I actually thought they were coming from inside my room when the video first started

  • @elleeVee
    @elleeVee Před 5 lety +1

    Holy christ this is like top 5 of your videos

  • @dangeroussneeze66
    @dangeroussneeze66 Před 4 lety +233

    asmr is like a drug. It loses its effect after long dependency

  • @serpentfrog7211
    @serpentfrog7211 Před 6 lety +114

    All he had to do was download more RAM.

    • @3k166
      @3k166 Před rokem

      Cloud computing makes it technically possible

  • @mastermind8964
    @mastermind8964 Před 6 lety +5

    The man who ironically never sleeps and never runs out of ideas.

  • @julianwang1825
    @julianwang1825 Před 6 lety

    The Repairman is back to fix my life and my sleep! Praise be to the Rift!

  • @Patty-ls5kv
    @Patty-ls5kv Před 5 lety

    Nice one, ER. Plenty of tingles from this little gem. What WOULD we do without you?!

  • @deividasnamajunas2058
    @deividasnamajunas2058 Před 6 lety +9

    Need some sleep for my second night shif, i got little more than hour left. This is just in time :D

  • @RobSomeone
    @RobSomeone Před 4 lety

    This has always been my favorite series out of all ASMR!

  • @bighatidiot4667
    @bighatidiot4667 Před 3 lety +1

    Fucking sweet fan fics, you my friend are literally 1 the best asmr person on CZcams, seriously 2 you deserve more recognition. Everything is so creative and isn’t just the base of asmr which yaknow is just sharp noises like clicks or tapping , you make HUGE stories and make each video intresting with what bizarre thing you decide to do , I have literally only found 1 asmr video fo yours I didn’t like and I’ve watched COUNTLESS hours of this account , favorite being the nothing store by FAR

  • @senpiegazer6038
    @senpiegazer6038 Před 6 lety +1

    A master at his craft.

  • @speez81
    @speez81 Před 6 lety

    One of my favorites! I don't know what it is, but that old pipe wrench "old faithful" does the trick!

  • @Xernive
    @Xernive Před 6 lety +4

    22:10 was a good tingle. Thank you!

  • @luciastaylor4940
    @luciastaylor4940 Před 6 lety +1

    Congrats on half a million! I’ve been here since 50k

    • @luciastaylor4940
      @luciastaylor4940 Před 6 lety

      On another account I was subbed at 20k

    • @braystaylor
      @braystaylor Před 6 lety

      Been around since E.R lost his account years back.

  • @thatreddude8796
    @thatreddude8796 Před 4 lety +2

    1:52 after further inspection, this does indeed appear to be a piece of paper

  • @ridculley06
    @ridculley06 Před 6 lety

    Well, i think im broken, i now cannot stand any other asmr videos apart from rifts. Literally these are the only ones i can enjoy, any others i try to listen to dont relax me at all, in fact they tend towards stressing me out. Carry on forever rift, you amazing bearded wonder!

  • @taytayy0821
    @taytayy0821 Před 6 lety +27

    9AM Rift upload? YUP! Going back to bed. :’ )

    • @HGO69
      @HGO69 Před 6 lety

      6am here but doing the same

  • @SWEEPEM.
    @SWEEPEM. Před 6 lety +1

    Watching this high af and it’s life changing 😂 big facts homie

  • @Candy-lq2os
    @Candy-lq2os Před 3 lety

    The breathing sounds are just perfect in this video

  • @lekosko
    @lekosko Před 2 lety

    As usual, having the best visuals out of any asmr video

  • @justicekaelani1459
    @justicekaelani1459 Před 6 lety

    i have been waiting for this for so long!! the repairman’s my absolute favourite.

  • @notyourdaughter666
    @notyourdaughter666 Před 5 lety +2

    Ugh I’m dying, I’ve been so obsessed with androids lately. This was 👍👍👍👍

  • @Dillon-F
    @Dillon-F Před 3 měsíci +1

    Wonder if rift ever reads comments on these old videos. It's like a forgotten world

  • @lastcrazyhorn
    @lastcrazyhorn Před 2 lety

    This one knocked me right out.

  • @dejangvozdic715
    @dejangvozdic715 Před 6 lety +12

    We need a bloopers video!

  • @grenadeout562
    @grenadeout562 Před 5 lety

    On this day, every year from now on, I will go to my Annual Sleep Maintenance

  • @ghostproductionsmalls
    @ghostproductionsmalls Před 2 lety

    My favorite trigger was the disinfectant pump thing

  • @Stoner-ry8wu
    @Stoner-ry8wu Před 6 lety +6

    Loveeeeee you your the best fire sleep the only asmr that’s done right

  • @edvincambrand7546
    @edvincambrand7546 Před 5 lety +29

    Since this is annual, will you make one the 21 of july 2019, in just a few months? :)

  • @DiogoSantos3
    @DiogoSantos3 Před 6 lety

    Ive watched this guys videos for the first time today and I already see he is underrated

  • @theshaganator1270
    @theshaganator1270 Před 6 lety

    I’ve been waiting for an asmr video like this

  • @prodbywolfcanyon1119
    @prodbywolfcanyon1119 Před 6 lety

    I'm literally just laying down for a nap because I am going on a long trip. Thank ya Uncle E!

  • @estefani6692
    @estefani6692 Před 6 lety +1

    Can you do a Murray Bookchin related asmr video? That would be a dream.
    Keep up the excellent work! Love your art.

  • @jaimiestone7715
    @jaimiestone7715 Před 5 lety

    The truest repairman will repair men.

  • @madreadzzz
    @madreadzzz Před 6 lety +15

    another day when i skip music for asmr

  • @suchandsuchandsuch1356
    @suchandsuchandsuch1356 Před 6 lety +13

    I have a question is everyone in the rift world dead. It would explain why the proffessor and Corvus have supposedly been around since the Middle Ages and why Benjamin in one of your other videos was only 8 but looked like a grown man with tattoos that he didn’t recall getting he also states that micheal jaxon is two floors above his room alive and well just a theory though

    • @shfity5
      @shfity5 Před 6 lety +5

      Such and Such and Such Professor Clemons is a trans-dimensional being, in the form of a human, with vast other-worldly knowledge. Margaret and Frank are certainly undead and Corvus may be as well. Strange things happen in Arkham Sanitarium.

    • @cian2168
      @cian2168 Před 6 lety +1

      I'm pretty sure the professor was once a regular human but was possessed by the crawling chaos. As for Margaret, we don't even know if she's actually Margaret. She could be the professor in disguise.
      Corvus probably discovered the secret of eternal life at some point.

    • @coopercobb8867
      @coopercobb8867 Před 6 lety +2

      Such and Such and Such I’m pretty sure the professor is an immortal crawling chaos god

    • @thatreddude8796
      @thatreddude8796 Před 4 lety

      Plot twist: Arkham Sanitsrium is actually Valhalla

    • @Bropower125Games
      @Bropower125Games Před 4 lety

      @Michael Parissi the professor actually outright is a Cthulhu Mythos creature. Its not just creativity.

  • @wWoozyy
    @wWoozyy Před 6 lety

    Going through old times when my father, and grandpa been doing stuff like this. Be my new grandpa/DAD!!

  • @Clawz_
    @Clawz_ Před 3 lety

    BRING BACK THE REPAIRMAN!!!

  • @iin3328
    @iin3328 Před 6 lety

    his videos are always so well made

  • @benbray9823
    @benbray9823 Před 9 měsíci

    Watched asmr pretty much every night for about 7 years now I need a T break but it’s so weird w out it

  • @christopherscott2011
    @christopherscott2011 Před rokem

    Love how he makes everything a.s.m.r.

  • @kjbervin9478
    @kjbervin9478 Před 6 lety +15

    >SYSTEMS ON
    >MODE: RED
    Ugh! My head still hurts. Why did I volunteer to help herd the Daleks this week? I feel like outmode garbage. Well, I guess this beats the tomato incident that poor Sefton had to go through. Shudder! That was a rude awakening.
    >PROXIMITY ALERT
    ...Speak of the devil. Learn to keep your processes shut, #144.
    >SECURITY PROTOCOLS ON STANDBY
    >SCANNING...
    C'mon, cameras. I know you're good. I just cleaned you. Focusing, focusing...
    >ACKNOWLEDGED: REPAIRMAN
    >SECURITY PROTOCOLS CANCELLED
    Yes! Finally! I need this so bad. I got parts falling off of me. Oh, rapture!
    >ENTERING MAINTENANCE MODE
    Do your work, sir. This is what Margaret's salon must be like.
    >MESSAGE 8 - COMPONENT REMOVED
    >Ah, the tube. Go for it. You didn't happen to bring any gaskets, did you? I blow them frequently. Ha ha! ...He can't hear you, #144. Just hold still and let the man work. Good little automaton.
    >MESSAGE 7 - COMPONENT DETECTED
    Ooh, it's pretty! I love it. I can't wait to detect its glow in the hallways. I feel so special. Kiss my undercarriage, LED fireflies! You ain't got nothin' on my new tube!
    >MESSAGE 8 - COMPONENT REMOVED
    >Ow! Thank the elder gods! That switch really bugged me. It rattled SO much. Begone, junk!
    >MESSAGE 7 - COMPONENT DETECTED
    It's tight! It's shiny! It's beautiful! Celebrate good times, c'mon! Where are the tunes? Oh, that's right. My MIDI player is on mute. Argh, damn you, Oompa-Loompas!
    >ERROR!
    Crap!
    >SECURITY ALERT!
    Double crap!
    >MAJOR COMPONENT REMOVED
    >DETONATION IN T-MINUS 5 MINUTES!
    >Triple crap! Why did the Professor insist on that failsafe? That sick bastard! Oh no! Repairman, whatever you're gonna do, do it fast! Oh sir, if this is the end...I hope you know that, well, lemme put it this way: 01101101100110010110! There, I said it!
    >MESSAGE 7 - COMPONENT DETECTED
    >ABORT DETONATION
    >SYSTEMS STABLE
    ...Um, I meant every word, you know. Please, if you can hear me, say something. Sigh, #144, you're an idiot.
    >IMPACTS DETECTED
    >SCANNING...
    Ah, my neck! Oh, glory!
    >FRAME PRESSURES NORMALIZED
    Never lose Ol' Faithful, Repairman. That thing has to have been graced by Cthulhu himself. Of course, you have that magic touch as well. Stop flirting, #144! You're embarrassing yourself. But, one is allowed to dream. Aren't they? I want to believe it. I have to, or there's no reason anymore. What's with that mallet?
    >IMPACTS DETECTED
    >SCANNING...
    Gloriana! This feels awesome! Oh yes!
    >FRAME PRESSURES NORMALIZED
    The only thing that could make this better would be...the oil can. Oh, Repairman! Oh, be still, my foolish hydraulic pump.
    >SYSTEMS UPDATE...
    >MODE: GREEN
    >GOOD JOB
    >THANK YOU REPAIRMAN :)
    Thank you, Repairman. These maintenance sessions are some of the few moments that keep me operational. Of course, I'm functional but operational means so much more, you know what I mean? I wish you could understand what I'm saying. Ugh, I gotta look into a new integrated voicebox...or at least have my MIDI player mounted higher.
    >INITIALIZING SLEEP PROTOCOLS...
    >NIGHTY NIGHT
    Already? You know best, of course. Until next time, I hope I dream of you.
    SYSTEMS OFF
    😀 Awesome work, E.R.! What a pleasant way to wake up on a Saturday.

  • @primomafioso7679
    @primomafioso7679 Před 4 lety +2

    Casually does repairs with a 20lb pipe wrench

  • @JulianA-tr6pt
    @JulianA-tr6pt Před 6 lety

    Saw the thumbnail, had to click, love old electronics. Nice centralab rotary switch and tubes! Especially the Coke bottle 6V6-looking tube in the first tube's box. Could be a different type, but those are actually quite desirable and really old.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 6 lety +2

      Interesting... I picked these up at a surplus type of place and they had a ton of the tubes, switches, etc... for cheap. I'm not into collecting for monetary purposes. Just props..

    • @JulianA-tr6pt
      @JulianA-tr6pt Před 6 lety

      Ephemeral Rift For sure, they fit well. Loved the video.

    • @Jericho297
      @Jericho297 Před 4 lety

      Ephemeral Rift I’m surprised you managed to find tubes at a surplus, struggled finding tubes anywhere.

  • @fuseki23
    @fuseki23 Před 6 lety +3

    I have one question:
    Why? How did you manage to make lore for ASMR of all things?

  • @courtneybleu260
    @courtneybleu260 Před 6 lety

    AND my eardrums got blown out by the commercial lol

  • @SeptienPatterson
    @SeptienPatterson Před 6 lety

    As soon as he walked into frame I got tingles!

  • @atadone
    @atadone Před 6 měsíci

    One of the best! 🤩

  • @cian2168
    @cian2168 Před 6 lety +14

    The repairman and the doctor (chapter 1)
    The repairman stared deep into corvus's beak. Never had he seen a beak so... Magnificent. Corvus flinched at his touch. "That's a magnificent beak", the repairman said. " Can I see what's under it?"
    The repairman slowly slid off the plague doctor mask. He saw Corvus's true face, a privilege nobody else had ever had except for his parents, who had died in a fire when corvus was only two.
    Suddenly, the repairman grabbed Corvus and pulled him into a deep embrace, their desire for each other burning like a star. Corvus knew this was about to get... Freaky.
    End of chapter 1.

    • @MendicantBias124
      @MendicantBias124 Před 6 lety +6

      Stay right where you are I’m calling the police before you can post chapter 2

    • @hfreanzr5444
      @hfreanzr5444 Před 6 lety

      Why must everyone hate fanfictions...

    • @MendicantBias124
      @MendicantBias124 Před 6 lety

      I don’t hate fanfics, but why did it have to be the repairman and Corvus?? Like obviously it needed to be Frank and Iggy Manley

    • @MendicantBias124
      @MendicantBias124 Před 6 lety +2

      I MEAN DAVE

    • @cian2168
      @cian2168 Před 6 lety +3

      yes this is a very real and serious fanfic that I definitely intend to finish

  • @ericboser1607
    @ericboser1607 Před 6 lety

    I like your sleep videos. U do a good job. calming voice.

  • @femboyspeaking9064
    @femboyspeaking9064 Před 6 lety

    Uncle E.R always here when you need him :3

  • @kjnuminous7224
    @kjnuminous7224 Před 4 lety

    I always watch the ads to support you

  • @jakemill3592
    @jakemill3592 Před 6 lety +10

    Plz do the plague doctor again

  • @gaminggeek4046
    @gaminggeek4046 Před 6 lety

    As a guitarist, my eye was caught by that rectifier tube

  • @mustypit5143
    @mustypit5143 Před 6 lety +1

    bring back the podcast pls

  • @TV-zy8vx
    @TV-zy8vx Před 6 lety +1

    I will sleep with this video tonight.
    Good night... ZZZ

  • @scottharper9869
    @scottharper9869 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I like to stores and pick up random objects and hold it to my ear and scratch the box's and squeeze the beans in the plastic pouches .. anyone else does this?

  • @mox.
    @mox. Před 2 lety

    i think i need an ear repair too. charmin ad at max volume scared the shit out of me

  • @jetastic7435
    @jetastic7435 Před 4 lety +1

    I feel him breathing in my ear

  • @taylorshultz7074
    @taylorshultz7074 Před 5 lety +1

    "Let's see what they got for me this time."
    My low self esteem ass: "uh...a piece of crap, thats for sure"

  • @MiosPanties
    @MiosPanties Před 5 lety

    I imagine that he's THE Repairman the same way The Doctor is THE Doctor.

  • @userphone7871
    @userphone7871 Před 5 lety +1

    Every time I see this...the *gigantic* wrench. LOL!

  • @iaindebernitz6003
    @iaindebernitz6003 Před 6 lety

    So . . . You return.