I never paid much attention to Billy until I listened to this on an audio tape and nearly peed myself laughing. Have loved him ever since. Definitely one of Scotland's finest.
I have this on original vinyl. I remember listening to it on an old turntable with massive headphones. Its amazing how it all comes flooding back after 40 odd years verbatim in my head.
This is so clever as a story, because Billy doesn't attribute a club to this "hero". He is both sides and in that way, it is a perfect Glasgow story. This is why Billy is revered. He simply is the master story teller.
ive met billy several times on glasgow streets way bk when he done stand up. n i stopped him n asked him how he was doing. to his reply...well im here in my home town so i must b doing something right. lol then i got his autograph
AnFear Mór That's big "yin" and nobody calls him that in Glasgow. Made up bullshit. I remember him in the BBC club in Glasgow before he made it big and still spoke like a Glaswegian. Listen to that fake plummy accent he spouts now. Total bawbag. And a tarrier to boot,feck him.
@Stuart Penman billy Connelly mocks everyone the queen the pope the Scots english Irish THE QUEEN .... YOU ...thats what he does n he does it so very very well its almost believable .....BUT billy is a Celtic man through and through and born and raised a Catholic in Glasgow if he was born a protestant in Glasgow he would be a rangers fan .....what a horrible thought eh ????? The irony of his jokes is obv lost on you ......but yes he has a point to makes and speaks it freely but he has not mocked our club or the history of Celtic fc n why we were established ....IVE STARTED RANTING HAVEN'T I ???? Lol
@Stuart Penman Celtic was founded on bigotry and greed ????? Who told u that u madman .....n hey why should he no be paly wae Charlie and the queen a working class catholic boy fae glesgo hob nobbing with the TOFFS awwww he will be in his glory ....so wid a coz as billy says GOD SAVE THE QUEEN ??? WELL A SUPOSE SHE COULD BE SAVED N GOD IS THE VERY MAN FOR THE JOB LOL ....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Is that you best attempt at hilarity Denis i'v been to around 50 old firm games when Celtic were poor from 89 till 2001 i think Celtic won 1 trophy in that 12 year period now it's Rangers turn for the humiliation from 2012 till present day what i do know is if a Celtic fan stood up in the Rangers end or a Rangers fan did it in the Celtic end if the Police never got to him before rival fan's he would be stabbed or punched and kicked till he was knocked out.I saw a Celtic fan caught at the motorway near the Celtic end get beat up knocked out cold then drooped onto the motorway amazingly no car hit him and he lived though he has disability problems as he suffered brain damage.If you Google Old firm murders you'll see how lethal this fixture is over the year's with the body count..
@@billyleadbitter5661 that was a usualy Saturday in our house wen we grew up sumbudi was getn leatherd if Celtic got beat wen ma faither came hame blootered...
@@celtictillidie67 happened in Rangers supporters Houses back then but to honest celtic fans accuse us of it from an article on you tube about 70s Rangers and celtic it happens in lots of houses not just Rangers fans.
Never forget the rangers Manchester 2008 on the train down to many rangers supports going in that day so train bypassed Preston to Wigan or wot ever? Special train put on for rangers fans to go on to Manchester 2-3rd stop doors opened where ever 2 guys standing one dressed wot ever other Ireland top? Train full of rangers fans? U can imagine? Still got on and took it stinking but all in banter not one hand was raised songs sung ect... But that's wot it all about? Big massif balls guy had that day but remember we r all human and respect to every fan that day to see wot it all about! Best day of ma life even though we didn't win lol
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When he went to oz and they asked him if he had a criminal record, why do I still need one? His reply, pure pure class!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🐵
I never paid much attention to Billy until I listened to this on an audio tape and nearly peed myself laughing. Have loved him ever since. Definitely one of Scotland's finest.
I have this on original vinyl. I remember listening to it on an old turntable with massive headphones. Its amazing how it all comes flooding back after 40 odd years verbatim in my head.
This and the welly boot song. Love this man.
No matter how many times I hear this, it still makes me rupture myself...
This is so clever as a story, because Billy doesn't attribute a club to this "hero". He is both sides and in that way, it is a perfect Glasgow story. This is why Billy is revered. He simply is the master story teller.
Both sides will laugh at this (extremely unusual given the topic), showing that Billy is a true master of his art, and why he is so revered.
An oldie but a goodie
Billy knew what the BBC was all about even back then 👍
I used to listen to this cd of his stand up when I was younger, iv been trying to find it ever since if anyone knows the gig
in his 20's he claimed to be a Patrick Thistle fan. keeping the other side happy.
Kevin:... y'mean Partick Thistle Nil...! 😂😂😂
@@michaelrawson6261 hahaha
swear he put some money into the club in the 90s?
ive met billy several times on glasgow streets way bk when he done stand up. n i stopped him n asked him how he was doing. to his reply...well im here in my home town so i must b doing something right. lol then i got his autograph
great man. and i hope he cms bk tp do stand up again
@@Maclad1888 That was defo a timmite who wandered in amongst the barbarian hun hordes😉😆
TORQUE MADA to right it was Hh
One of the funniest men alive!!🇬🇧
Especially when both sides of the old firm agree
Sure 🇮🇪
Sure is 🏴
good luck next week
@@PeterBryson91 cheers pal 👍🇬🇧
This Is One The Best Story Aboot Old Firm Derby Every, Th Big Yin Is Pure Utter Class Here The Best Comedian Ever,
Anyone know the “DID YA SEE THAT”
Omg billy you crack me up 😂
The one and only all best bill
Good man "Big Un" ;-)
AnFear Mór That's big "yin" and nobody calls him that in Glasgow. Made up bullshit. I remember him in the BBC club in Glasgow before he made it big and still spoke like a Glaswegian. Listen to that fake plummy accent he spouts now. Total bawbag. And a tarrier to boot,feck him.
Geo B who gives a fuck wit team he supports.. the big yin is class!
Good Times
Funny as hell
You wouldn't get away with this nowadays.
Yeah you would, easily.
Terry
Very good!
He's one of the greatest comedians of our time, but one thing Billy Connelly does terribly is deliver a punchline.
😉
I've always wondered how Billy was looked upon by Rangers fans, do they secretly love him, do they openly love him, do they despise him????
As a Rangers supporter, I love him, very funny and genuine . . . .
@@markwatson4043 Everybody loves him
@@markwatson4043 Even if he pissed in your Bovril?😉
He's fantastic. I couldn't care who he supports
@@crs2385 Good to see
Great guy can see the stupidity in sectarianism of both sides
@Stuart Penman is that wrong like ?
@Stuart Penman thats why am asking 🤦♀️🙈
@Stuart Penman thats what am asking 🙈🤦♀️
@Stuart Penman billy Connelly mocks everyone the queen the pope the Scots english Irish THE QUEEN .... YOU ...thats what he does n he does it so very very well its almost believable .....BUT billy is a Celtic man through and through and born and raised a Catholic in Glasgow if he was born a protestant in Glasgow he would be a rangers fan .....what a horrible thought eh ????? The irony of his jokes is obv lost on you ......but yes he has a point to makes and speaks it freely but he has not mocked our club or the history of Celtic fc n why we were established ....IVE STARTED RANTING HAVEN'T I ???? Lol
@Stuart Penman Celtic was founded on bigotry and greed ????? Who told u that u madman .....n hey why should he no be paly wae Charlie and the queen a working class catholic boy fae glesgo hob nobbing with the TOFFS awwww he will be in his glory ....so wid a coz as billy says GOD SAVE THE QUEEN ??? WELL A SUPOSE SHE COULD BE SAVED N GOD IS THE VERY MAN FOR THE JOB LOL ....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Do that these day's you wouldn't get out alive no doubt.
No it wouldn't. Nobody else would be in the Rangers end of the field!
Is that you best attempt at hilarity Denis i'v been to around 50 old firm games when Celtic were poor from 89 till 2001 i think Celtic won 1 trophy in that 12 year period now it's Rangers turn for the humiliation from 2012 till present day what i do know is if a Celtic fan stood up in the Rangers end or a Rangers fan did it in the Celtic end if the Police never got to him before rival fan's he would be stabbed or punched and kicked till he was knocked out.I saw a Celtic fan caught at the motorway near the Celtic end get beat up knocked out cold then drooped onto the motorway amazingly no car hit him and he lived though he has disability problems as he suffered brain damage.If you Google Old firm murders you'll see how lethal this fixture is over the year's with the body count..
What do you mean these days? It was far worse 40 years ago.
@@billyleadbitter5661 that was a usualy Saturday in our house wen we grew up sumbudi was getn leatherd if Celtic got beat wen ma faither came hame blootered...
@@celtictillidie67 happened in Rangers supporters Houses back then but to honest celtic fans accuse us of it from an article on you tube about 70s Rangers and celtic it happens in lots of houses not just Rangers fans.
You should learn how to spell Connolly
The Big Yin,
Love billy & celtic too hail hail
Funny Man But CANNOT understand a bloody word. And photo of him dont help😥
Says more about you than it does about Billy Connolly
If you can’t understand him, how do you know that he’s funny?
Nowadays the jokes on newco fc. 😁🤣🤣🏴🇮🇪
I beg a differ mate hahahaha
55 . . . Where's the 10 gone . . ? . . . . . .
Never forget the rangers Manchester 2008 on the train down to many rangers supports going in that day so train bypassed Preston to Wigan or wot ever? Special train put on for rangers fans to go on to Manchester 2-3rd stop doors opened where ever 2 guys standing one dressed wot ever other Ireland top? Train full of rangers fans? U can imagine? Still got on and took it stinking but all in banter not one hand was raised songs sung ect... But that's wot it all about? Big massif balls guy had that day but remember we r all human and respect to every fan that day to see wot it all about! Best day of ma life even though we didn't win lol
Imagine the story you could tell if English was your first language.
@@michaelofsydney6128 your the pricks prick mate
@@brianrfctillidiewilson8720 My point exactly...*you're
Wot ever
@@michaelofsydney6128 Nappy Ripper . . . . . . . 55 Where did your 10 in a row go ? . . . . . . . .
Celtic beat up Rangers badly.
@Robert Kelly typical Tim comment . Just shows your intelligence Timmy boy.
Both sets are fucking mutants