Gary Delaney's BEST One Liners - Live at the Apollo 2018 | Jokes On Us

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  • Enjoy a hilarious stand-up comedy set as Gary Delaney brings his witty one-liners to the Apollo stage, weaving through Christmas traditions, personal anecdotes, and adult humor that will leave you in stitches - a perfect dose of comedy for the festive season!
    Check out more hilarious Live at the Apollo moments here - / @liveattheapollo
    Taken from Live at the Apollo - Series 14, Episode 7
    Original Broadcast Date: Saturday 22nd December 2018
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Komentáře • 81

  • @Your.Uncle.AngMoh
    @Your.Uncle.AngMoh Před 5 měsíci +27

    I love it when he giggles at his own jokes.

  • @hedonismunderstands2469
    @hedonismunderstands2469 Před 6 měsíci +61

    he didn't tell us that every year his family has the tradition of a christmas jumper, and that it's always his job to talk them down...

  • @johnchesterman6016
    @johnchesterman6016 Před 6 měsíci +42

    This guy never disappoints 😂👍

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela Před 5 měsíci +10

    He is absolutely brilliant.

  • @GMJ-rc9nk
    @GMJ-rc9nk Před 5 měsíci +7

    One liners are like icing on a cake. Tasty, but to much of it and you start to feel a little sick

  • @owenfitzgerald3219
    @owenfitzgerald3219 Před 6 měsíci +16

    Dusting off some classics there 😂

  • @christinemiller7238
    @christinemiller7238 Před 5 měsíci +10

    Always a good time with lots of laughs!

  • @ghomerhust
    @ghomerhust Před 3 měsíci +2

    first saw gary on Mock the Week. he's an expert at the one liner! so brilliant!

  • @user-qe5co2vn5i
    @user-qe5co2vn5i Před 5 měsíci +11

    A mate of mine is able to look at any Xmas presents under the Xmas tree and tell you exactly what it is inside !. He reckons it's a gift 🙄🙄🙄

  • @grahambretman4010
    @grahambretman4010 Před 5 měsíci +6

    A fantastic comedian

  • @joso7228
    @joso7228 Před 5 měsíci +6

    What A Guy!!

  • @dallasreid7755
    @dallasreid7755 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Yet another re-watch. Still funny.

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 Před 2 měsíci +1

    He's got some good ones

  • @jaywalker3087
    @jaywalker3087 Před 6 měsíci +8

    New year's coming.
    I thought I'd try Dry January, but the thought of a whole month without ' foreplay " was too much 😅

  • @joso7228
    @joso7228 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Winner after winner. Awesome.

  • @VMM34
    @VMM34 Před 6 měsíci +5

    😂😂 so funny 👍

  • @ryanashby4089
    @ryanashby4089 Před 6 měsíci +5

    I'm just glad that my expectations were met. Gladly he was very funny though. I was the only one there, but I did laugh.

    • @ryanashby4089
      @ryanashby4089 Před 6 měsíci +2

      I edited that comment four times and it still needs an edit or more. It's like being back in a sound room.

  • @Stubear22374
    @Stubear22374 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Gary Delaney live his one liners

  • @garethfieldstead7547
    @garethfieldstead7547 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Like his partner I hope he tours Australia- superb.

  • @wdwerker
    @wdwerker Před 5 měsíci +2

    Better than the first video of him I saw.

  • @user20159
    @user20159 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Pork nibbles😊

  • @trippinout.
    @trippinout. Před 4 měsíci +4

    Did I miss the one liner about his very brief cocaine habit?

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Před 3 měsíci +1

      omg i had to read that like 4 times before i got it. well done

  • @yippee8570
    @yippee8570 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I wonder what a cnoversation between him and Milton Jones would be like

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Před 3 měsíci

      yeah having them do a duo show would be absolutely amazing. just hitting the one-liner ball back and forth. i dont know that my diaphragm would be able to keep up, i'd probably pass out from laughing

  • @briansmith7317
    @briansmith7317 Před 5 měsíci

    Peppa pigs Dad best around by far 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @sgbh8874
    @sgbh8874 Před 5 měsíci

    Related to count Arthur strong?

  • @dougwhiley4028
    @dougwhiley4028 Před 6 měsíci +6

    He's married to comedian Sarah Milican.

    • @tee2899
      @tee2899 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Comedian and Sarah millican in the same sentence?

    • @laurieharper1526
      @laurieharper1526 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Somebody has to be

    • @iantaylor3393
      @iantaylor3393 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@laurieharper1526 why does a woman HAVE to be married? Stop imposing your toxic male patriarchal ideas.

    • @mflow6485
      @mflow6485 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Why so rude? She's lovely. And she doesn't have kids.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Před 3 měsíci

      @@tee2899 shes one of the funniest current comics out there. apparently some people dont like powerful women?

  • @aletheawinterburn8308
    @aletheawinterburn8308 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Very good set. Thought the Hopkins/Morgan thing at the end was unnecessary and left a poor taste.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Před 3 měsíci

      maybe a leftover thing from his time with Mock the Week, where he regularly would jab at people or groups

  • @amaccama3267
    @amaccama3267 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Q. Why are you doing under the covers with your sister?

    • @JP_TaVeryMuch
      @JP_TaVeryMuch Před 6 měsíci +4

      I think that he grew up in a wee house in Swindon.

  • @Fres-no
    @Fres-no Před 6 měsíci +4

    Don't usually like onelinrs but this wasn't all bad... The pedantic bit 6:35

  • @StanleypeterDickinson
    @StanleypeterDickinson Před 5 měsíci

    Patron Saint of Carrots?
    St Julienne that a quacker!
    Duck for Christmasses
    I'm a Vegan Pagan Sagan
    I'm a child of the Universe.
    Bob's Gonna Fix It. Gymkhana!

  • @niallmarnock5216
    @niallmarnock5216 Před 5 měsíci +4

    What would have been funnier ,if Sarah Millican was on the same show

    • @tee2899
      @tee2899 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Does she sell the ice creams?

  • @paulandre836
    @paulandre836 Před 5 měsíci +1

    same old shit.

  • @normanpearson8753
    @normanpearson8753 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Jokes pretty good , but delivery is awful , very wooden .He needs to watch Viney , or the Canadian guy .

    • @trugman1
      @trugman1 Před 5 měsíci

      He’s much better live. Seen Stewart Francis live too and Gary Delaney was funnier in person

  • @matttrafton2725
    @matttrafton2725 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Happy Christmas? It's MERRY Christmas. Can't Brits be merry?

    • @jodders619
      @jodders619 Před 6 měsíci +1

      They mean the same and no, not sober. Even then we're probably filled with a whistful meloncholy.

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 Před 6 měsíci +4

      It's either/or in the UK. In America it's only ever *Merry* Christmas. Also in the UK they only ever say *'at* Christmas', whereas Americans say *'on* Christmas'.

    • @JP_TaVeryMuch
      @JP_TaVeryMuch Před 6 měsíci +3

      ​@@renejean2523
      I thought that the word was anathema over there.
      I was dismayed to hear the abomination that is
      "Holiday Tree" yesterday.
      Separation of state and religion is important for them, but what is this all about?

    • @JP_TaVeryMuch
      @JP_TaVeryMuch Před 6 měsíci

      Like a lot of these niggles, if you zoom out as it were, you often stumble upon the answer.
      It really should be Merry because of this:
      Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@JP_TaVeryMuch - You have fallen for the right-wing media bullhorn tactic. People say *Christmas* tree, and use the word 'Christmas'. I certainly do, and I'm a liberal atheist!

  • @philip6419
    @philip6419 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Lame!
    I guess this proves, if you set the base and provide enough liqueur, anything gets a laugh.

  • @grimupnorth
    @grimupnorth Před 5 měsíci +1

    Not sure I like his delivery, It's a bit like he's reading them out from an autocue. He could be funnier if he was more in the style of e.g. Dave Allen. Still, he's a star, and I'm not.

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 Před 2 měsíci

      I very strongly suspect that it has to do with the venue and its sound system. Watch some of his other sets, he's usually much snappier.

    • @jamesrowden303
      @jamesrowden303 Před 2 měsíci

      Zero room for improvisation. This becomes apparent when Frankie Boyle does Apollo sets and tries to engage with the audience. The planned and pre-scripted nature of his sets is laid bare because the banter is so banal. He's still pretty funny, but anyway.
      @@liamwalsh4008

  • @dt6949
    @dt6949 Před 5 měsíci

    He’s really recycling some old material there. Time to write a new act I think…

  • @theprior46
    @theprior46 Před 5 měsíci

    Started well but got disgusting by 4 minutes in.

    • @gregc7699
      @gregc7699 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Trust me this is very tame for him he's absolutely filth 😂

    • @grahambretman4010
      @grahambretman4010 Před 5 měsíci +2

      He's toned some of these down for the television, I've seen him live 5 times so far and he's fantastic

  • @tony-bi1hj
    @tony-bi1hj Před 4 měsíci +1

    Wake me up when he's actually funny.

  • @ferise1
    @ferise1 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Not funny

  • @teamrosemary
    @teamrosemary Před 5 měsíci

    Horrific and half stolen.

  • @manu-tonyo9654
    @manu-tonyo9654 Před 5 měsíci

    Santa doesn't do bad children's presents, god gave us all original sin... so why do kids get presents? They have done fk all for the betterment of life.

  • @flashpoint8909
    @flashpoint8909 Před 5 měsíci +1

    What the hell is going on, since when do you applaud jokes?

    • @jamesrowden303
      @jamesrowden303 Před 2 měsíci

      Since when does an audience? As far back as Ancient Greece at least?

  • @raysmith2940
    @raysmith2940 Před 5 měsíci

    Not funny.

  • @graemeatkinson8411
    @graemeatkinson8411 Před 5 měsíci

    I love Katie Hopkins..and this bloke is mildly humorous

    • @jamesrowden303
      @jamesrowden303 Před 2 měsíci +1

      She's horrible, and he's funny in teeny tiny doses. His missus is far funnier.

  • @flashpoint8909
    @flashpoint8909 Před 5 měsíci +1

    What the hell is going on, since when do you applaud jokes?

    • @joso7228
      @joso7228 Před 5 měsíci

      Blame The Canadians.

    • @jamesrowden303
      @jamesrowden303 Před 2 měsíci

      And once again: "Since when does an audience? As far back as Ancient Greece at least?"