Stacking Infinite Armor For Immortality In Cyberpunk 2077 A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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  • čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
  • Welcome to the world of Cyberpunk 2077! It Is one day away from the games release and I have been given early access to find as many exploits and bugs in cyberpunk as possible! Now I will be showing off multiple cyberpunk 2077 money glitch and exploits including ways to get infinite money thanks to a trading exploit and how to break cyberpunk 2077 by duplicating items allowing us to get a perfect collection of overpowered mods with more cyberpunk glitches that will leave you with more money than you can possibly spend! This is by far the most broken cyberpunk bug as it allows the player to stack near infinite Armor onto themselves to block any and all incoming damage making them impossible to kill and bugging out the game to effectively activate god mode! So today the spiffing brit is on a mission to see if cd projekt reds new game is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if my wonderful guide of how to break cyberpunk 2077 might hint that this game is not perfectly balanced! One thing is for certain this is going to take more than a standard review of cyberpunk 2077 to explain!
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
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    Title: Stacking Infinite Armor For Immortality In Cyberpunk 2077 A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
    Last Video: How To Break Cyberpunk 2077 And Get INFINITE MONEY Glitch- Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
    First Cyberpunk Video Title: HIGHEST DAMAGE GUN IS A PISTOL ??!!! Cyberpunk 2077 IS A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits!
    #Exploit #Cyberpunk #Bug

Komentáře • 5K

  • @Matt61562
    @Matt61562 Před 3 lety +3679

    Devs: "Honey! Hes doing it again"

    • @gothicpando
      @gothicpando Před 3 lety +43

      God damnit NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!

    • @heyllo1337
      @heyllo1337 Před 3 lety +21

      Honestly, you can basically be immortal anyways with tech

    • @Votexforxme
      @Votexforxme Před 3 lety +17

      Sadly this is right now the least of the problems they have the one for the 8mb save file is patchable but you guys with the official non pirated versions still have it and you cant enjoy the game becasue of it. wait 1-2 weeks and ppl will cry about corrupted saves. will be fun to see.

    • @__-bk6mm
      @__-bk6mm Před 3 lety +6

      @@Votexforxme they already are lol

    • @godzillaaccount2672
      @godzillaaccount2672 Před 3 lety +3

      My crafting is bugged it says it’s at 100% and should level up but it’s just stuck there

  • @OriginalNajja
    @OriginalNajja Před 3 lety +781

    I love how every time he opens his menu he's got a different amount of armor, like the game is actively trying to figure this out while he's playing.

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles Před 3 lety +63

      I've seen my weapon DPs change like that. Whatever formula they used seems to get different answers all the time.

    • @AllenorLP
      @AllenorLP Před 3 lety +49

      Spiff: does stuff
      Cyberpunk 2077: *I demand a recount*

    • @StevenMussels
      @StevenMussels Před 3 lety +18

      if perks affect it, it gets recalculated on the fly
      In this game, everything is just random dice rolls all the time tho

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 Před 3 lety +3

      Spaghetti is the reason whyZ

    • @user-vn6ki6gs8w
      @user-vn6ki6gs8w Před 3 lety +3

      Not really, this is possible without any glitch so it's just because he duplicated the mods and it's like he has 3 but also 1, so the game gets confused

  • @jamesp7351
    @jamesp7351 Před 3 lety +218

    a game where Reanu Keeves is slowly being possessed by Keanu Reeves. the metaverse has come full circle.

  • @Ash_Vulpine
    @Ash_Vulpine Před 3 lety +238

    I like how no matter what build you’re going for, you HAVE to put 18 points into crafting, otherwise the game just becomes a tedious looter shooter basically

    • @xXcarlonxoXx
      @xXcarlonxoXx Před 2 lety +17

      Hey borderlands its actually a good looter shooter, try it you wont regret it

    • @daaaaaaaavid8998
      @daaaaaaaavid8998 Před rokem +2

      @@xXcarlonxoXx agreed, but this game doesnt feel like a good one if you play that way. prolly just bc of what most drops are like

    • @Tenderofyggdrasil
      @Tenderofyggdrasil Před měsícem

      Netrunning is the exception to this rule

  • @Sportnugget
    @Sportnugget Před 3 lety +223

    Reanu Keeves is such a meme embedded into my mind that I frequently have make sure Keanu Reeves' name isn't actually Reanu Keeves and vise versa.

    • @bl4cksp1d3r
      @bl4cksp1d3r Před 3 lety +8

      same! even when reading Reanu Keeves i have to make sure it's not the real one lmao

    • @jimmyclimer594
      @jimmyclimer594 Před 3 lety +11

      Seeing those 2 names together is. really messing with me lol

    • @tovahnvitols7614
      @tovahnvitols7614 Před 3 lety +7

      Even with you saying it im still slightly confused as to which one is the real one anymore

    • @TheCynicalJedi
      @TheCynicalJedi Před 3 lety +11

      It's gotten to a point for me where I've genuinely said Reanu Keeve's instead of Keanu Reeves multiple times IRL and I'm not sure how I should feel about that, I hope it's not the Tea.

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles Před 3 lety

      @@TheCynicalJedi embrace your tea overlords

  • @ArgoDevilian
    @ArgoDevilian Před 3 lety +387

    Spiff: becomes Immortal
    Cyber Psycho: "Two can play that game Tea Man"

    • @Cracker6295
      @Cracker6295 Před 3 lety +4

      😭😂

    • @LewdnCute
      @LewdnCute Před 3 lety +6

      In the first 5 seconds he's testing his armor versus extremely low level enemy's. Next time go up against over level enemy's (ones with red pictures in the boxes)

  • @SheekyShiki
    @SheekyShiki Před 3 lety +299

    Armadillo mods that are DUPED do NOT STACK. It's something to do with the unique item ID that makes the game only apply the mod once. If you craft your own purple Armadillo mods they will stack just fine.

    • @Arek_R.
      @Arek_R. Před 3 lety +7

      What level is required to craft epic armadillos?

    • @SheekyShiki
      @SheekyShiki Před 3 lety +16

      @@Arek_R. Not sure. I would get maybe 1 purple every 10-15 crafts with level 18 crafting.

    • @dr_fantom
      @dr_fantom Před 3 lety +16

      They do, they just can’t be slotted in the same piece of armor. So essentially you would only need 4 different armadillos for your entire armor set.

    • @CrazeCracker79
      @CrazeCracker79 Před 3 lety +19

      @@dr_fantom thats kind of the defintion of "stacking mods" on the same piece of equipment ... smh..

    • @ittimjones
      @ittimjones Před 3 lety +4

      I have the white crafting spec and the perk that allows you to craft higher level items. Just craft it like 10 times and u get a variety of levels.

  • @mrbigglezworth42
    @mrbigglezworth42 Před 3 lety +186

    I really wish CZcams would allow images in the comments, that Simpsons pic where the kid cries "Stop, he's already dead!" would be real appropriate for every new thing you break in this game.

    • @pizzamozzarella2786
      @pizzamozzarella2786 Před 3 lety +16

      Good idea but people could possibly exploit it by doxxing peoples identify or nudes or some weird Shiz only the internet would do

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase Před 3 lety +5

      pizza mozzarella Absolutely, the app iFunny proves that is exactly what people would do

    • @GustavGaming1
      @GustavGaming1 Před 3 lety +6

      @@WickedPhase part of the shit, part of the poo

  • @XzaroX
    @XzaroX Před 3 lety +604

    11:35 I can tell you exactly why Armadillo mod appears broken and why mixing its quality seems to increase armour. It's because you duplicated them. Yes, that's right. It seems that every item has some sort of unique identifier (yes every item, that may seem identical, is still unique). Now because you duplicated these armadillo mods, they are no longer unique, they really are the same item multiplied. So when you insert multiple duped armadillo mods into a single item, its bonus applies only ONCE. This is why you seem to get an increase of armour every time you change to a lower quality. You can actually have all epic armadillos with the highest armour, but you actually have to craft them all, not dupe them. You can use dupes to give yourself unlimited crafting materials, but you should actually individually craft your armadillo mods. Yes, not every mod you craft will be epic, but they will not be bugged in this manner.
    I hope you and other can find this message.

    • @benbotanel1582
      @benbotanel1582 Před 3 lety +23

      Thank you for the real protip

    • @omegaentertainment01
      @omegaentertainment01 Před 3 lety +22

      Liking this in the hopes that Spiff sees it, might also throw it onto his Discord in order to help.

    • @omegaentertainment01
      @omegaentertainment01 Před 3 lety +22

      I've thrown your possible fix into Spiff's Discord on your behalf, and one of the mods was gracious enough to transfer the information to Spiff's youtubevideoexploits text channel, so he might see it at some point.

    • @gersontakada
      @gersontakada Před 3 lety +22

      I don't think that explains all of it. I'm using crafted Armadillo mods (super trivial to do, they're cheap), and I also see discrepancies in the total armor amounts. It could be just some simple diminishing returns, or maybe it is just broken xD

    • @sneakyadolf4592
      @sneakyadolf4592 Před 3 lety +18

      The math is broken the same way for my crafted armadillos

  • @punisheddante5879
    @punisheddante5879 Před 3 lety +181

    "Every time I step into this game it gets more and more like skyrim" -Yorkshire tea connoisseur 2021

  • @NatePrawdzik
    @NatePrawdzik Před 3 lety +170

    What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
    No Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

    • @tortron
      @tortron Před 3 lety +18

      No Neo, im trying to tell you that when your're ready, your game will crash

  • @fighthefallen
    @fighthefallen Před 2 lety +72

    Spiff - "I'm just kind of getting upset that my exploit isn't even more exploity"
    I think this just means you miss the blessings of Todd Howard

  • @turinsbane4200
    @turinsbane4200 Před 3 lety +423

    Spiff: *Exploits the game*
    Save file: *Sweats profusely*

    • @tylerhutson4687
      @tylerhutson4687 Před 3 lety +9

      This is the fear

    • @Sazabi4prez
      @Sazabi4prez Před 3 lety +37

      Next video : "8MB of save file is perfectly balanced with no exploit"

    • @volatile100
      @volatile100 Před 3 lety

      @@Sazabi4prez what's wrong with 8mb save file? I don't have the game.

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 Před 3 lety +5

      @@volatile100 basically, if the save file reaches 8MB, it will corrupt the file and most likely crash the game

    • @volatile100
      @volatile100 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Stormfire1777 thats seems like something playtesters would catch. Ig they didn't have any. Thanks for telling me

  • @Jay-ql4gp
    @Jay-ql4gp Před 3 lety +342

    "Because if there's one thing I know about this game, it's that no one tested anything." I love this.

  • @ucutt0
    @ucutt0 Před rokem +308

    As of today, it is safe to say that the immortality of the queen joke has aged really really bad 🙄

  • @Niflheimrr_EL
    @Niflheimrr_EL Před 3 lety +42

    Him: "I can't die!"
    Me: points a wierd shaped bolder "jump off that"

  • @onetruedodd
    @onetruedodd Před 3 lety +187

    Keanu Reeves: stops bullets
    Veanu Keeves: “What bullets?”

    • @SKsuprakirby
      @SKsuprakirby Před 3 lety +8

      Technically his body stop bullets. but he doesn't realize it yet.

    • @realwhatbrains
      @realwhatbrains Před 3 lety +3

      Keanu Reeves: "You mean i can dodge bullets?"
      Veanu Keeves: "dodge bullets?!"

  • @definitelynotatoaster9010
    @definitelynotatoaster9010 Před 3 lety +327

    “Something’s gone terribly wrong” is a great way to explain pretty much everything involving Cyberpunk 2077

  • @Murkaeus
    @Murkaeus Před 3 lety +70

    I'd like to see you take on the cops, who keep getting stronger and stronger as you kill them. Would be a good test of your amazing armor rating.

    • @RealBadMike
      @RealBadMike Před 3 lety +6

      Totally doable. I've got just over 5K armor - with that and the unbelievably OP Comrade's Hammer I can waste the cops, drones , robots and MaxTac till they give up and stop coming. You can't just stand there taking bullets, tho - gotta move around a bit.

    • @user-vn6ki6gs8w
      @user-vn6ki6gs8w Před 3 lety +1

      @@RealBadMike yeah, I kinda hate and also like it, they just give up and leave you causing mayhem

    • @Menlock1998
      @Menlock1998 Před 3 lety +2

      On which difficulty do u guys play? I've over 6k armor and 2 star units 2 shot me and 4 star often 1 shot. I've nearly 800 hp and during combat I've probably around 8k armor

  • @SketchySounds
    @SketchySounds Před 2 lety +53

    Noticed that "Delivery" is misspelled as "Devilery" on the vending machine and honestly, for what's going on, it's not wrong.

    • @Ultrameowmeow
      @Ultrameowmeow Před 2 lety +7

      Fun fact: they’ve since hidden the Devilry in an upper corner of the drop boxes.. so it’s not as visible anymore

  • @DeepBlueNick
    @DeepBlueNick Před 3 lety +296

    i hate the fact that i still need about 20 seconds to figure out if Keanu Reeves or Reanu Keeves is the real one when talking to friends

    • @droplifter3435
      @droplifter3435 Před 3 lety +13

      Veanu*

    • @joppiseni3710
      @joppiseni3710 Před 3 lety +2

      Yes, yes this is the burden we carry after all this time with our reee keeves we donno who is the real deal anymore

    • @dylanmiller9162
      @dylanmiller9162 Před 3 lety +2

      I honestly can’t tell at times if Spiff means to refer to Keanu or Reanu and is just so deep in that he doesn’t know the difference anymore lol

  • @Mabujold
    @Mabujold Před 3 lety +399

    Ill go for Option A because I can't get enough of how broken this game is

    • @MrClubfoot90
      @MrClubfoot90 Před 3 lety +7

      So broken that when you get a message about a car to be bought it says the 'windshielf' was replaced.

    • @outcast170
      @outcast170 Před 3 lety +5

      More simple games have came out in far worse shape, such as completely unplayable any farther than the title screen.
      Sure, it was in development for along time, still a fun game.

    • @italianspiderman5012
      @italianspiderman5012 Před 3 lety +6

      @Will Turner ah yes,of course a white knight in fanboy armour came to the rescue! Game is nowhere near being finished is simple as that,not to mention all the lies,and just because other publishers did it too doesn't make the situation any better. Game is great,but ffs,they fucked up and deserve every bit of criticism.

    • @ownenk
      @ownenk Před 3 lety +3

      @@italianspiderman5012 I love the game! Sure it’s not as RPG and open as advertised but honestly that was a pipe dream and anyone who thinks a game could be that immense in this day would be insane. The game is definitely in my top 5. I honestly have seen very little bugs on the PC version, it’s even been less buggy for me than when RDR2 released.

    • @NicDixson
      @NicDixson Před 3 lety +2

      @@italianspiderman5012 why don't you develop a game of this size without any glitchs then of wait you can't because it's freaking difficult and there are bound to be some glitchs with games like this no matter how long it's delayed or developed for that's how coding is because it's very complex

  • @iwonderwhatnameishallhaveh1194

    Untested game: **exists**
    Spiffing Brit: Do I smell Yorkshire tea and also exploitable games?

  • @dhzrx
    @dhzrx Před 3 lety +56

    Sir Spiff should be a QA tester for these studios. Of course he gets paid in tea bags alone.

    • @dani.2479
      @dani.2479 Před 2 lety +3

      @Shabron thats kinda a testers job. find a bug. report it. test it over and over again until its almost impossible to find.

    • @disinque6961
      @disinque6961 Před 2 lety

      @Shabron yes thats the testers job to find these glitches so that the devs can fix it before release

  • @flallana18
    @flallana18 Před 3 lety +226

    In which Veanu Keeves finally becomes the immortal god we all knew he is

    • @ninjamantis8309
      @ninjamantis8309 Před 3 lety +13

      as it is written in the legendbooks of legend some day all instances of keanus will fight eachother to prove which is the one true god ending the universe and leaving only those who have drank enough tea to enjoy the new world

    • @Bouzsi
      @Bouzsi Před 3 lety +3

      It’s breathtaking

    • @jo1stormlord
      @jo1stormlord Před 3 lety

      He became Boris the Animal from MiB3.

  • @connort.373
    @connort.373 Před 3 lety +179

    I finally got here early enough to take part in the special offer.

  • @falxie_
    @falxie_ Před 3 lety +31

    Spiff was so immortal he made the NPCs immortal too

  • @blackskeletor
    @blackskeletor Před rokem +4

    I'm sorry to hear about the queen forgetting about her daily injection of Yorkshire

  • @z24hourgamer2
    @z24hourgamer2 Před 3 lety +42

    Google: why are a few thousand people suddenly asking if armadillos make good pets?

  • @memeLOOT
    @memeLOOT Před 3 lety +79

    Veanu Keeves: "You're game breaking!"

  • @Edvor666
    @Edvor666 Před 3 lety +15

    I choose option D: Civ VI Multiplayer where every player use a different exploit to see which one is the ultimate and supreme one

  • @OpenLogicEFI
    @OpenLogicEFI Před rokem +4

    0:35 That didn't age quite so well.

  • @gustavodill3819
    @gustavodill3819 Před 3 lety +78

    I just imagine if multiplayer was out with these exploits.
    "Here comes the guy with 200k damage and immortality. RUUUUNNN"

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh Před 3 lety +8

      @Gustavo D: I'd imagine players like that would just be nicknamed Spiffs.

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 Před 3 lety +6

      @@sdfkjgh "Oi, it's a fookin' spiff! Run!"

    • @vilvenserbian5503
      @vilvenserbian5503 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes... A beautiful consept for total destruction and mental full penetration

    • @Chris_Sizemore
      @Chris_Sizemore Před 3 lety +1

      Cyberpunk was sooo no built for multiplayer. Like Skyrim.

    • @NikoMoraKamu
      @NikoMoraKamu Před 3 lety +1

      imagine usual cheats in multiplayer games

  • @J.Moore1172
    @J.Moore1172 Před 3 lety +72

    "It just works." - Todd Howard

  • @MartinOlminkhof
    @MartinOlminkhof Před 3 lety +18

    Spiff: "I've accidently turned into the Terminator"
    me: "You mean.. you can't count using integers?"

  • @facade11663
    @facade11663 Před 3 lety +13

    When you stack so much armor it over flows into all the enemies XD

  • @snowball87583
    @snowball87583 Před 3 lety +146

    “If there’s one thing I know about this game it’s that no one tested anything” Pure Gold

    • @OmicronX-1999
      @OmicronX-1999 Před 3 lety +4

      This is what happens when everyone whines about crunch despite the fact that it's absolutely necessary in order to make a game not take 5 years to come out or release as a bug-ridden, broken mess.
      Although sometimes, that isn't a bad thing when you get a game that's broken on this level.

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 Před 3 lety

      We are no longer legally allowed to like this comment.

    • @TheBlackSkimmer
      @TheBlackSkimmer Před 3 lety +2

      @@OmicronX-1999 Still not necessary to have a crunch. It's called hiring more people instead of forcing peeps to work slave hours.

    • @OmicronX-1999
      @OmicronX-1999 Před 3 lety

      @@TheBlackSkimmer Literally every software company does it. Hiring more people costs money and deadlines can only be pushed back so much. You can either accept it as a reality of the industry and have games that release in a mostly finished state or you can piss and moan about the poor overworked programmers burning the midnight oil for the last month or more of development and get unfinished, barely functional catastrophes that cause the company's stock to plummet and makes the game a laughingstock. And then complain about it not working. You can't have your cake and eat it. Cyberpunk would have had to be delayed again another year or more to get it working without the programmers having to crunch, and then you'd have all complained about that too.
      That's the problem these days. Everyone just thinks everything should work the way they want it to as if the world is just going to magically reorder itself to give it to them while denying basic facts of reality. You can't meet deadlines for a AAA, open world, highly anticipated game that you've already delayed as much as possible and not have to crunch. This is a fact of life and it's a waste of time disputing it or wishing things were different, because the world is not that kind. Clearly CD Projekt Red clearly did not crunch nearly enough, and they also seem to have totally foregone QA testing to boot. This is what happens. Remember that, because it will keep happening if studios feel that they will get too much negative social media attention from having to crunch.
      Fortunately, in this case the result is so funny that people are playing the game anyway. They should just rename it Skyrim 2077 and embrace the bugs at this point, as long as they patch out the save file corruption and get it to run for longer than 10 minutes without crashing.

    • @TheBlackSkimmer
      @TheBlackSkimmer Před 3 lety

      @@OmicronX-1999 Alright. I see arguing with you is pointless so enjoy your fantasy that the way we do things now is the only way it can be done.

  • @boelijah5295
    @boelijah5295 Před 3 lety +53

    *heat death of universe occurs*
    Veanu Keeves: "Tis but a flesh wound!"

  • @Wulfiebaby
    @Wulfiebaby Před 3 lety +44

    Quite honestly, the most mystifying part to me is how he is only 43 street cred at level 38. I hit 50 around level 25 and it feels like my level grows way too slowly.

    • @ethanking640
      @ethanking640 Před 3 lety +6

      That’s what happens when u just grind main missions. You get street cred higher by doing side stuff.

    • @songsayswhat
      @songsayswhat Před 3 lety

      I figure he didn't do a ton of side missions. I do all the crime stuff for the loot. I went into the 2nd Act with nearly 50 street cred. Levels take longer. Probably a good thing so I have something to look forward to!

    • @imaner76
      @imaner76 Před 3 lety +1

      If you don't kill you get less cred. Often you have to check to be sure they are actually dead, not just down and out.

    • @songsayswhat
      @songsayswhat Před 3 lety +1

      @@imaner76 Yeah. I didn't realize that until I watched someone's vid. Now I go back and make sure they stay down.

    • @aboveall9521
      @aboveall9521 Před 3 lety +1

      considering this is easily explained, this says alot about your gameplay, well, lack of gameplay

  • @moonrockslol9619
    @moonrockslol9619 Před 2 lety +4

    We need more videos on cyber punk please im loving it i cant wait to make that handgun god damn

  • @easytooner55
    @easytooner55 Před 3 lety +118

    Cyberpunk *is released*
    Spiff: Nothing beats some good old free real estate *sips tea*

    • @leborhal7450
      @leborhal7450 Před 3 lety +1

      I mean, he's british, his people were under the impression that everything is free real estate. you know - even sovereign nations.

  • @eonarose
    @eonarose Před 3 lety +146

    They aren’t exploits, they’re intended features.

    • @s4ndr3x98
      @s4ndr3x98 Před 3 lety +3

      Except the duping part

    • @supremturtle4491
      @supremturtle4491 Před 3 lety +4

      Bethesda and Ubisoft agrees

    • @RhysDardis
      @RhysDardis Před 3 lety +3

      It just works

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager Před 3 lety +2

      What do Bethesda, Goobysoft, and PeeWee Projecd Dead all have in common?
      They keep trying to make RPG FPS games. Which, by the very nature of both games polar opposite gameplay loops, pacing, speed, and player bases.... are destined to fail. Utterly and abysmally.
      Combine that with a staff of a small hotel, the competency of American software, and the ambitions of James Cameron.... you're basically left trying to build the USS Abraham Lincoln with a Holiday Inn budget and crew.... not going to happen lol.

    • @vixshire3672
      @vixshire3672 Před 3 lety +1

      Some feel intentional

  • @psychosis3049
    @psychosis3049 Před rokem +7

    Haha that’s queen joke aged like a fine wine 😂

  • @KingDanny98765
    @KingDanny98765 Před rokem +14

    That joke about the queen being immortal aged poorly

    • @calebbraun9505
      @calebbraun9505 Před rokem +2

      No, I think someone replaced her tea with coffee

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Před rokem +1

      ​@@calebbraun9505 I never thought of this, it makes perfect sense.

  • @Honyakusha
    @Honyakusha Před 3 lety +224

    The Spiffing Brit's Cyberpunk 2077 review: "It's just doesn't make sense."

    • @nkoonkukoo
      @nkoonkukoo Před 3 lety +11

      "It just works."

    • @coff33guy80
      @coff33guy80 Před 3 lety

      @@nkoonkukoo that reply was God Powered lol 😅😅😅

    • @granniboi
      @granniboi Před 3 lety

      @@coff33guy80 l

  • @liamrice153
    @liamrice153 Před 3 lety +49

    At this point I’m more surprised when he doesn’t break everything

  • @KhanGarth
    @KhanGarth Před 3 lety +5

    tfw you're so immortal that your immortality leaks out into everyone around you

  • @MrChiefjc
    @MrChiefjc Před rokem +2

    @0:38 You heard it here she's gone into hiding to live a peaceful life.

  • @brycedumas59
    @brycedumas59 Před 3 lety +51

    "un-kill-ability"
    My brain: "Uncle Ability"

  • @joel-k
    @joel-k Před 3 lety +60

    0:35 For anyone new whos wondering: Spiff is an ancient ancestor of the dinosaurs who discovered tea when the queen (who was vegetarian) told him she was cold, hungry and thirsty and smart spiff looked for an option to solve all three of these problems and accidentally exploited life itself

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 Před 3 lety +2

      makes more sense than some other conspiracy theories involving a lizard liz i've heard.
      i can see them mocking the meat eaters for all dying when most of the other bigger vegetarian lizards also died due to less plants - tea however being the best plant, stayed strong through the ice age.

  • @ericb3157
    @ericb3157 Před 2 lety +3

    this reminds me of an old Flash game called "Sonny".
    there's a glitch where you can drag an equipment item onto a certain point on the screen, it will vanish, and you will get the benefits permanently, allowing you to overpower your character to an absurd extent.

  • @kenrenkerish3177
    @kenrenkerish3177 Před rokem +2

    This has aged interestingly, "to gain immortality like me and the Queen do"

  • @Sheesharko
    @Sheesharko Před 3 lety +82

    Merry Christmas and a happy new year to everyone that reads this.

  • @Kellerwerkstatt
    @Kellerwerkstatt Před 3 lety +72

    Regarding the Armadillo mod. Stacking duplicated mods does not work. They have to be unique. Thats why the head band only went from 46 to 229.2 . It could have gone from 46 to 595.6 were those Armadillo mods unique as in crafted/looted.
    Only use the duplicated versions on one slot per armor peace. And duplicate another Armadillo mod with slightly different values to use in the second slot and so on.... Maybe this little tidbid of information is useful to you at some point.

    • @eriklona8806
      @eriklona8806 Před 3 lety +1

      I was stacking crit chance/crit damage mod (can't thing of the name) but it never went above the 15%/30% cause I duped them 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Mutski1579
      @Mutski1579 Před 3 lety

      @@eriklona8806
      On the PS4 l have noticed the game doesn't seem to factor the Crit chance on the weapon on your Char/Stat sheet.
      I'm not sure why.
      I suspect the char sheet is a tally of your "Natural Crit". Skills and perks.

    • @dangerbeans9639
      @dangerbeans9639 Před 3 lety

      This explains a lot. Thanks!

    • @Astrojian
      @Astrojian Před 3 lety

      @@Mutski1579 to see the weapon calculated, physically unsheath it/pull it out, then look at the stats again

    • @dungvo7051
      @dungvo7051 Před 3 lety

      from what i know. it is best to just craft it and place them all in as it will work stacking it. the mod will break the stack and will only add the last armor that is place on the cloth.

  • @LucharyGames
    @LucharyGames Před 3 lety +1

    Have a wonderful Christmas Spiff! I hope it is filled with many bags of

  • @Lyrical14369
    @Lyrical14369 Před 3 lety +2

    this reminds me of one punch man, he's just looking around for people to fight only for them to die in 1 hit

  • @LexLootHoe
    @LexLootHoe Před 3 lety +147

    FUN FACT: Armadillos are immune to leprosy, making them ideal natural carriers of the ailment. Infinite armor until you arm falls off!

    • @SiIverStream
      @SiIverStream Před 3 lety +5

      A bullet ricochet off an armadillo and the man who shot it got hit and died

    • @r.cdahuman7682
      @r.cdahuman7682 Před 3 lety +4

      I was about to say that. I live in Texas and we have a lot of them here, and I was always told to stay away from them for that reason.

    • @CM-vd1qw
      @CM-vd1qw Před 3 lety

      Uh..? It’s near impossible to be a carrier of a disease if you’re IMMUNE... Asymptomatic, sure. Immune doesn’t make sense...

    • @r.cdahuman7682
      @r.cdahuman7682 Před 3 lety

      @@CM-vd1qw Ill have to look into it, but in general yes you are correct.

    • @r.cdahuman7682
      @r.cdahuman7682 Před 3 lety +2

      @@CM-vd1qw "In the southern United States, some armadillos are naturally infected with the bacteria that cause Hansen's disease in people and it may be possible that they can spread it to people. However, the risk is very low and most people who come into contact with armadillos are unlikely to get Hansen's disease."
      Basically the bacteria that causes leprosy doesn't effect them the same way it does humans, for whatever reason.

  • @kwikest
    @kwikest Před 3 lety +35

    Option A. I'd like an iconic blueprint for the overture please, sir. Happy Christmas :)

    • @Moman313
      @Moman313 Před 3 lety +1

      I second this motion ✊🏻✊🏻

  • @gregq.9792
    @gregq.9792 Před 2 lety +2

    “Seeing as I am a super ultra mega ancient vampire or something that’s barely elaborated on I am immune to grenade blasts so all that did was annoy me really seismic toss into the well”

  • @The_inferior1
    @The_inferior1 Před rokem +2

    That queen comment is a bit ironic now, may her soul rest in peace

  • @kuriea552
    @kuriea552 Před 3 lety +31

    Loving all this Cyberpunk work. Would love to see more "A"

  • @KashouWannabe
    @KashouWannabe Před 3 lety +24

    "The developers don't know how to code video games"
    Fucking beautiful

  • @naderzein2435
    @naderzein2435 Před 3 lety +4

    "You think you have cheated death, but it is death that has cheated you."

  • @garrettgeffre1792
    @garrettgeffre1792 Před 3 lety +8

    Why haven’t I heard of this guy he’s so funny

  • @ethanstoker1687
    @ethanstoker1687 Před 3 lety +24

    This poor game has gone through enough and now spiff is breaking it even more

  • @danishdude2191
    @danishdude2191 Před 3 lety +51

    Uhh i go for C. we absolutely need to see some more beautiful spore creations 🤩

  • @HackerzVerified
    @HackerzVerified Před 3 lety +1

    Nappa: Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?
    Vegeta: It's OVER NINE THOUSAND

    • @hitman5782
      @hitman5782 Před 3 lety +1

      The good old times before power levels became ridiculous and every moron has a powerlevel of some million.

  • @Mis73rRand0m
    @Mis73rRand0m Před 3 lety

    I love that there is a "Cafe Bustelo" banner ad over this video as I watch. Not only is it coffee; it's the worst kind of coffee. CZcams advertising to the right audience! Algorithm win!

  • @adventuringboat2564
    @adventuringboat2564 Před 3 lety +42

    the cdpr management would love some of that infinite armour

    • @vincentvalashu
      @vincentvalashu Před 3 lety +5

      Pitchforks are melee weappns unfortunately.

    • @poyaispanic5269
      @poyaispanic5269 Před 3 lety +2

      -“Can we stack purple crunch hours to become invulnerable to investor lawsuits?”
      -“No, there is a bug that launches you into orbit if you do that”
      -“Good enough”

    • @dark_side_cookies
      @dark_side_cookies Před 3 lety +2

      They’ll be fine. Buck passing and golden parachutes are God-tier exploits with no counter.

  • @kuriea552
    @kuriea552 Před 3 lety +14

    I love that you are playing Veanu Keeves who has Keanu Reeves in his head

  • @lykanbluepaws
    @lykanbluepaws Před 3 lety

    The item cloning really works awesome work mate :3

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 Před 3 lety +5

    The amount of spaghetti in the code has be astrofuckingnomical.

  • @jameshaney8468
    @jameshaney8468 Před 3 lety +21

    I love how Bethesda, Seems to have helped in coding this game, They made it so balanced

    • @vilvenserbian5503
      @vilvenserbian5503 Před 3 lety +1

      No they made it 100% balanced with no exploits

    • @jameshaney8468
      @jameshaney8468 Před 3 lety

      @@vilvenserbian5503 Lol ok sure, I will Believe that when Me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet

  • @Educationey
    @Educationey Před 3 lety +30

    That has to be the most broken armor calculation system I've ever seen. You need non-euclidean 14dimensional geometry to figure it out.

    • @M92Firefly
      @M92Firefly Před 3 lety +8

      Most likely caused by using duplicated Armadillos, I've seen guide doing exactly this with looted gear and crafted mods and everything there worked without any of this.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager Před 3 lety

      @@M92Firefly the fact is, armadillos occur in the game. You should be able to stack them, without duplicating them, and the core fundamentals of the game should still be able to process it- not spit out RNG number values like a drunk honey badger.

    • @uljk5699
      @uljk5699 Před 3 lety

      The most broken armor calculation I've ever seen is pure "Attack Value minus Defense Value equals Damage" for conventional cRPGs.
      That stuff is a nightmare.

  • @92HazelMocha
    @92HazelMocha Před 3 lety +4

    Actually this armor bug happens because you used a duplicated mod; the game reads it as the exact same item so you don’t gain anything by adding a duplicated mod into a slot. If you however craft the armadillo mods they work properly and your armor can get much much much higher.

  • @techhelpwizardgenie3146
    @techhelpwizardgenie3146 Před 3 lety +2

    Lol this is exactly what happens in film too. I used to work the sets and every time the artists were in charge they would fuck up the back-end, because they had no knowledge about structure or dimensioning. So then I'd be called to come redo all their CAD work.

  • @Shelos1Life
    @Shelos1Life Před 3 lety +686

    A

  • @Easyflux
    @Easyflux Před 3 lety +66

    Pretty sure duping messes with the item ID's, making it think you've slotted in 1 armadillo and not 4(since it's technically 4 of the same item). In my game I craft my own armadillo mods with lvl 18 technical, and every single epic armadillo I slot in raises the armor as it should, no joke.

    • @TempleofSolomon
      @TempleofSolomon Před 3 lety +5

      CDPR: wow I sure do hope no one finds these exploits, that would make us look silly!

    • @TomxMercer
      @TomxMercer Před 3 lety

      That’s a good to know, I was wondering why the math wasn’t working there until different Armadillos were stacked.

  • @fatherwilliam7256
    @fatherwilliam7256 Před rokem +2

    Strapping pet armadillos to your body might make you immortal, but it will also give you leprosy.

  • @HK1990Gaming
    @HK1990Gaming Před 3 lety +2

    Dev watching- “how is he doing that? Wait why did it do that? Omg why did Dave set the system that way!?”

  • @zachshaffer3015
    @zachshaffer3015 Před 3 lety +19

    I finally did it, I finally made it in time to win something from Spiff Co. Excuse me as I pause the video and run to my postbox to await my baby armadillo.

  • @rhaven090
    @rhaven090 Před 3 lety +36

    Didn't knew Skyrim 2077 was this fun
    Thanks Todd for this masterpiece

    • @EdwardMichael3
      @EdwardMichael3 Před 3 lety +2

      the comparison to skyrim is surprisingly accurate

    • @anthonybottigliero8336
      @anthonybottigliero8336 Před 3 lety +1

      Anyone else find it hilarious it's the EXACT SAME EXPLOITS from Skyrim?
      Both the selling to a vendor exploit and the broken crafting?

    • @mrakasuryakusuma551
      @mrakasuryakusuma551 Před 3 lety

      Oh thank todd

  • @brianandrews8210
    @brianandrews8210 Před 3 lety

    My Lord Spiff, an untouched glitch is that doors load in after walls. If you max out graphics equip Sandevistan and leave a loaded area into an unloaded area you can gain access to rooms and buildings you are never meant to or till way later in the game.

  • @datafungus
    @datafungus Před 3 lety

    When you get a Spiffco tea mug and a box of Yorkshire tea for Christmas and are sat back, relaxed, and have a nice, warm cup of tea in hand.

  • @HuslWusl
    @HuslWusl Před 3 lety +91

    The real joke about these glitches isn't that they're stupidly overpowered, it's that they're even easier to pull off that fortify restoration

    • @mashiori9020
      @mashiori9020 Před 3 lety +5

      Fortify Restoration wasnt hard to do, it was just that you'd get into a rhythm but if it got broken you'd get confused if youve taken off your leather gauntlets ans then mess it up

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl Před 3 lety +4

      @@mashiori9020 That's exactly what I meant. Fortify restoration isn't hard to do, you just have to be kinda quick with your inputs and stay focused. On CP2077 the hardest thing to do is pressing Esc and R at the same time plus your don't need to stay focused

    • @lowkey_Ioki
      @lowkey_Ioki Před 3 lety +2

      @@HuslWusl Not saying this one is harder but you do need to be careful that you don't lose all your money and items by waiting at the wrong time or something. Especially when selling paintings for money.

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl Před 3 lety

      @@lowkey_Ioki What do you mean waiting at the wrong time?

    • @lowkey_Ioki
      @lowkey_Ioki Před 3 lety +2

      @@HuslWusl like waiting with your items in the vending machine so they disappear.

  • @carsormyr
    @carsormyr Před 3 lety +116

    "Pink Armadillo Mod"
    Oh no, is Spiff Colourblind?

    • @herp_derpingson
      @herp_derpingson Před 3 lety +2

      Magenta

    • @MravacKid
      @MravacKid Před 3 lety +13

      No, he's just male. That means everything that's not red, green, blue or yellow is pink or brown. :)

    • @minecraftman625
      @minecraftman625 Před 3 lety +1

      @@holywatermuffin7772 Yes because gender is the defining point in colour definition!

    • @aryatale5232
      @aryatale5232 Před 3 lety

      @@minecraftman625 it matters a little bit but not much

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 Před 3 lety

      @@minecraftman625
      Males do have a significantly higher rate of color blindness.

  • @christopherkevinsetchell972

    Merry Christmas Spiff I hope you get metric tonnes of tea.(Yorkshire of course).

  • @Jamiedoesrandomness
    @Jamiedoesrandomness Před 3 lety +1

    Speaking of "immortality" exploits. While I was playing I wondered on a true immortality bug.
    While calling joss (or anyone that has conversation options) I was fighting enemies. A gangster crit one-shot me to 0 hp. However, exactly as I was one-shot my biomoniter and shock-n-awe cyberware kicked in at the same time. As my character was standing up and dismissing the call with joss, my health remained at 0. Taking meds or waiting/traveling didn't reset it to any number besides 0.
    I am inclined to believe that having a conversation on a phone probably doesn't do anything for the exploit likewise to the shock-n-awe cyberware. I believe having the biomonitor and getting one-shot by a powerful enemy, however, does cause the exploit. But this effect seems to be permanent, at least for me making a new save and reloading doesn't get rid of it. I am permanently immortal unless i go to a previous save.
    I've not got a chance to test it on a old save file or a new character, but maybe you guys can do something with this information. I tried to include everything that happened and was equipped/used as I could. At least everything that seemed potentially important.

    • @disabledchatzen5276
      @disabledchatzen5276 Před 3 lety

      also had this bug. intentionally reset to a previous save. game was unplayable.

  • @pahlkott
    @pahlkott Před 3 lety +11

    "Yeet games into the abyss with a massive marketing budget". No no no Spiff. You already did that video

  • @philipsthedolphin8735
    @philipsthedolphin8735 Před 3 lety +108

    I don't think this guy knows about the katana that deals 510% crit Damage

    • @granatmof
      @granatmof Před 3 lety +13

      He carries a pistol with a 5x head phot multiplier.I think he knows. The highest I've found was a 4x

    • @Rashed1255
      @Rashed1255 Před 3 lety +7

      Reanu Keeves needs no OP knif, he’s OP by default

    • @droplifter3435
      @droplifter3435 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Rashed1255 Veanu*

    • @Armetron
      @Armetron Před 3 lety +1

      I'd love to see all the videos starting with cyberpunk then Civ then spore

    • @WilliamStewart1
      @WilliamStewart1 Před 3 lety +2

      @minphox The game doesn't need others to break it, it did that by itself.

  • @patrickbuchanan5357
    @patrickbuchanan5357 Před 3 lety +1

    Spiffing has changed the way I play games inexorably. My first thought when starting a character in Cyberpunk was "Yes, this tech tree looks irredeemably broken and easily exploitable, lets focus on that entirely." And by God... It was the good choice. I might actually start drinking tea...

  • @goldengaming5675
    @goldengaming5675 Před rokem +6

    "Like the Queen and I do to maintain OUR immortality"
    2022 really hits different, yikes 😅

  • @MrWeezy312
    @MrWeezy312 Před 3 lety +42

    The devs wondering why they send him a early code and when he will stop.

    • @Asko83
      @Asko83 Před 3 lety +7

      Let's be fair, if there had been a proper game testing process for CP2077, Spiff would be giving valuable info on the few remaining exploits. As it is, he's just highlighting the silliness inherent in this beautiful wreck of a game.

  • @bradmonk69
    @bradmonk69 Před 3 lety +12

    I love how I'm seeing adverts for Cyberpunk whilst watching this video.

  • @sweaboimeatball
    @sweaboimeatball Před 3 lety +3

    vianu keevs when the heat death hapens: 'tis but a scratch'

  • @GlitchBomb
    @GlitchBomb Před 3 lety +4

    Exploits doesn't exist without The Spiffing Brit.

  • @Rasanack
    @Rasanack Před 3 lety +26

    Like Blazing Saddles said, “Shooting him will just make him mad”

  • @Crootcovitz
    @Crootcovitz Před 3 lety +11

    I really hope CDPR devs are sending your videos to their management while saying 'I told you so.' :D

  • @virusO1OOOOO1
    @virusO1OOOOO1 Před rokem +4

    The ugh queen joke did not AGE well...🤦🏻‍♂️I'm sorry💀😭